old >>57146942
Hello my fellow brown friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdtTbszFctA
first for anti sqiperia
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
>>57167104
what's shaking, anonescu?
guys what is the cheapest way to get drunk?
please respond
>>57167274
>>57167413
Drinking shiptar blood from the Vardar river
>>57167413
local vodka brands
>>57167413
Ball of cotton, soaked with alcohol shoved up your ass. I'm not even joking.
>>57167413
be an asian female in chech republic and flirt with people
can't get much cheaper than that
>>57167431
how the fuck is cyprus in the balkans?
>>57167505
how can it possibly not be at least honorary balkan
>>57167431
>>57167413
instead of buying a 1 euro vodka, bribe the bar owner with 4 extra euros
>>57167470
Not so cheap when he has to give a 5 euro bribe to the cashier
>>57167431
>>57167684
yeah and the 5 euro bribe to the security at the market,fine ill just make rakija at home
>>57167068
My oc.. You still have it!
cannot fabricate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9w3fbdBBbA
>>57167431
Could you phrase the questions any worse than this?
>>57168031
sorry minimum 60 IQ required
>>57167431
can you please fuck off with your autism?
bosnians on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KY-DL5PcSk
>>57167431
post pic of your face, so i can photoshop penis on it
cucks
>>57167431
make way for the objectively best filled one
>Пeтap Cтoјaнoв: Бyгapијa нeмa пoблиcкa дpжaвa oд Maкeдoнијa и тpeбa дa e нeјзин aдвoкaт вo EУ
>Bo пocлeднитe шecт мeceци тpипaти ce видoв co пpeтceдaтeлoт нa Maкeдoнијa Ѓopгe Ивaнoв пo paзлични пoвoди и мнoгy cyм нaклoнeт дa вepyвaм дeкa нeгoвитe збopoви зa Бyгapијa дa јa пpeгpнe Maкeдoнијa ce тoкмy пoвик зa пoинтeнзивни oднocи мeѓy двeтe зeмји, иcтaкнa Cтoјaнoв, oдгoвapaјќи нa пpaшaњe нa БГHEC зa тoa кoјa e пepcпeктивaтa нa билaтepaлнитe oднocи мeѓy двeтe зeмји.
>Maкeдoнcкиoт пpeтceдaтeл Ѓopгe Ивaнoв вo нeoдaмнeшнoтo интepвјy зa БГHEC пoвикa нa пoинтeнзивни oднocи мeѓy двeтe дpжaви.
>Бyгapијa e cтapa дpжaвa, co иcтopијa, co тpaдицијa, co caмoдoвepбa, co ceгaшнocт, кoјa иcтo тaкa, дaвa caмoдoвepбa зaтoa штo e зeмјa-члeнкa нa HATO и EУ, oбјacнyвa Cтoјaнoв.
>Oд вpeмe нa вpeмe тpeбa дa им пpocтyвaмe нa oдpeдeни мaкeдoнcки нoвинapи и пyблициcти зa cитнитe гpeшки пoвpзaни co Бyгapијa, зaтoa штo пoблиcкa дpжaвa oд Maкeдoнијa нeмaмe, вeли пopaнeшниoт бyгapcки пpeтceдaтeл.
>нeгoвитe збopoви зa Бyгapијa дa јa пpeгpнe Maкeдoнијa
>>57168532
come to papa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q5KVAf8uE4
>>57168532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dco4sKvUls
Reminder, the Germans lost their war vs the Soviet Union because of cancer tier Romanian oil.
>>57167431
>>57168683
dont understand what hes saying but am i right in assuming that hes claiming macedonia as bulgar clay?
>>57168532
what? you don't like hugs and kisses before the actual intercourse?
>>57168803
Well Army Group South was supposed to capture the oil fields of Azerbaijan but Stalingrad happened.
>>57168532
Stoyanov is playing nice, as if this is a good strategy to deal with 2016 FYROM.
The reality is, we have to start using the stick, because giving you the carrot doesn't worked for the past 20 years.
>>57169144
no maknigga this guy happened
>>57169144
Nuh uh nigger, all Romanian shit tier oil froze in november 1941 , where was the Soviet ones were driving on US oil BEFORE the US even entered the war or even signed the Lend -Lease deal with the USSR.
t. Romanian intellectual
>>57168933
he's saying we should suck FYROM cock, despite they are being faggots for 20 years straight as if that will give us any benefits.
in reality they are the one who might benefit of sucking our cock.
thanks god that horsefaced faggot got away from the politics.
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2RNT5q9oY0
faces of /balk/?
ill start lads
r8 no h8
>>57168803
The reason was Germany used benzine and when they captured oil refineries and fuel stores, they were all filled with diesel.
>>57169415
>>57169403
He doesn't say dick sucking anywhere, he says "we should take care of our little brother even though he's mildly retarded :3".
>>57169478
me on the left
>>57168933
TL;DR
>we should forgive FYROMian journalists for their petty jabs at Bulgaria
>FYROM is the closest/dearest to us, and we should be their advocate in the EU
>>57169270
>ywn be a gay cryptocracker
>>57169539
>mildly
>>57169486
But winter diesel freezes at -22, where as gasoline freezes at -40 to -50 :(
>>57169608
ull always be a gay cryptoshqiptar tho :-DDDDDD
http://popara.mk/2016/zabava/interesno/od-studentka-so-najdobar-prosek-do-edna-od-najbaranite-porno-akterki/
>>57169641
it didn't froze up, it was not enough
t. watched a documentary on Discovery exactly about the role of the fuel in WWII
Daily reminder that botswana is a better country than durkey
>>57169724
>popara
>Mfw When you actually get convicted of crimes against humanity
>>57167274
Nice carpet bruv
>>57169890
aids
>>57169912
I know but what can you do...
>>57169890
Botswana is actually pretty great desu
>tfw киceлo млякo cъc cлaдкo oт мaлини
>>57169912
sounds like a decent name for a entertainmetn site t b h
>gyuvetch.bg
>>57169985
mersi za infoto
>>57169985
Sounds based
>>57169985
>бивoлcкo киceлo млякo cъc cлaдкoв oт бopoвинки
>>57169825
Nugh ugh, the fuel froze and the Soviets were cruising on hovercraft tanks.
t. Kradec Bakarescu.
>>57170021
>>gyuvetch.bg
Haha these are those portal names...
hey fags where can i get a good version of pod pridkritie or what ever that bulgar movie was called, but with subtitles please i don't speak bulgarian :')))))
>>57170084
>portal names
huh?
>31st March
>another month went by
>only 8 months till another year
>>57170099
zamunda
>don't speak bulgarian
you do :^)
>>57170068
>млeчни мycтaци oт бивoлcкo ceмe
>>57170099
zamunda?
idk I don't watch it
>>57170172
9*
But what does a month plus or minus change...
>>57170099
zamunda u cuck
http://www.opensubtitles.org/bg/search2/sublanguageid-all/moviename-prikritie
subtittles
>>57170249
>>57170204
>>57170189
Thanks completely foreign people :'))
How much until the first shootouts happen makefags
>>57170071
>t. Kradec Bakarescu
>>57170335
want me to go to skopje and incite some ethnic hate? i have weapons and i can kill some shiptar kids
>>57170071
no it didn't
the internal fuel tank is well protected from the cold, and the external ones are above the exhaust system (where it's hot)
germans just ran out of fuel because they though they will use the benzine they will capture. it turned to be diesel.
>>57170457
This isn't actually ethnic based. But sure.
>tfw no qt white Christian Lebanese gf
I feel like I have to do something for april fool's day
give suggestions
My sides
>>57170508
she's actually ugly, why do people keep posting her?
>>57170499
i will create another smilkovci lake killings but this time the target will be shiptars screencap this post
>>57170618
My first guess is autism.
>>57170655
Approved
>>57170038
mersi za (You)to
>mfw i'm not a voulgar
>mfw i have no mfw
>>57170655
>>57170655
>bulgaria starts another balkan war
well its been long overdue
How do I look? :3
>>57170985
can't see anything
how about taking off the dress?
>>57170985
autistic?
>>57170985
like a tranny
>>57170985
yes
>>57170970
>provoke Albanians
>happening begins
>send troops to keep the piece
>forget to pull out
>???
>Profit!
>>57171145
>>send troops to keep the piece
>to keep the piece
>>57170985
my gorilla cock only rises for greek ass
>>57171145
how first balkan war of you
>>57171145
>spend loadsamoney to occupy a country with half a million albos
Great plan, so many benefits in it for us
>>57171224
yes pls
>>57171314
post ass bae
>mfw the carlists lost
>>57171309
>so many benefits in it for us
>implying we wont become the next Norway when we do this and all the oil in the world is depleted
think for the future, cunt...
>>57171309
>Berovo not worth it
>Delchevo not worth it
>Vinitsa not worth it
Might even add Ohrid there
>>57171309
>having a country that is smack in the middle of the balkans is somehow bad
Nah son its a good position, just because we aren't making anything out of it doesn't mean we're useless
>>57171448
mega cuck
you could open a textile company with all that gorilla hair in your cunt
>>57171309
spot the roach
>>57171499
This would be far, far more useful than Macedonia imho
>>57171575
This. Just wait when the Chinese open the Vardar-Morava-Danube canal.
>>57171591
>>57171620
what the fuck is strumica :-DDD
>>57171620
Yes one can dream...and now back to reality...
>>57171699
Baba Vanga
>>57171699
fucking turk autist
>Vanga was born in Strumica, then in the Ottoman Empire. She was a premature baby who suffered from health complications. In accordance with local tradition, the baby was not given a name until it was deemed likely to survive. When the baby first cried out, a midwife went into the street and asked a stranger for a name. The stranger proposed Andromaha (Andromache), but this was rejected for being "too Greek" during a period of anti-Hellenic sentiment within Bulgarian society. Another stranger's proposal was a Greek name, but popular with Bulgarians in the region: Vangelia
>The stranger proposed Andromaha (Andromache), but this was rejected for being "too Greek"
Top keks.
>>57171756
>not giving a fuck about bumfuck fyromitte villages makes me a turk
calm down Volene
>>57171808
>Baba Andra
>>57171820
What place are you from? We can rationalize your lack of knowledge on the basis of this answer.
>>57171808
>baba andromaha
good thing they didnt use it, doesnt have a ring to it
>>57171613
Nah fuck off m8.
Some day maybe the Macedonians can have a referendum and join if they want, but I don't support blood being shed yet again.
Eastern bulgarian burgas varna dialects, what think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr7Xy8POfEM
>>57171872
>Some day maybe the Macedonians can have a referendum and join if they want
Believe it or not, that day is probably going to happen perhaps in a decade or two.
anyway are we still making that skopje-sofija railway?
>>57168803
Ce drăcie grăit-ai despre mine, mojicule? Țiu să-ți aduc întru știință căci fusei întîiul din Școala de Rezboiu de la Viana și fusei în multe misii neștiute la Înalta Poartă și pre mulți am prăpădit. Sînt școlit în rezboi de vicleșug și niminea nu mînuiește mai acătări ca mine archebusul în toată armia cea sfîntă. Mi-ești dară numai o șaibă. Te voi mătrăși cu atîta pricepere ce n-a văzut întreg Stambulul, ascultă voroavele mele. Îți închipui că vei rămîne slobod dupe ereziile ce mi le grăiești pre ceastă jalbă? Rogu-te a chibzui iară. Numai ce vorbim de am trimes soli către iscoadele mele din țările rumâne iară copita murgului tău e taman vegheată așa că proptește-te întru viforul ce-are să vină, mamelucule. Viforul ce-are să spîrcuiască nimicnicia ce tu găsești de cuviință a numi vieață. Ești pristăvit, mojicule. Poci ca să fiu orișiunde, fieștecînd și poci a te stropși în șapte sute de chipuri, iară asta doar în brînci. Iată că nu doar ce sînt înalt școlit în trîntă, dară poci umbla la armurăria dorobanților și am să mă slujesc de dînsa întru totul pentru a-ți nimici șezutul de pe fața gliei, zamparagiule. O, numai de-ai fi vezuit ce amărăciune vei fi ispitit asupra-ți cu ceastă şăgalnică cuvîntare, pasămite ai fi muțit. Dară nu-ți fu în putință, n-ai cadaticsit, iară acum vei da tribut, nărodule. Iată voi slobozi urgie asupra-ți și de îndată te vei năbuși într-însa. Ești pristăvit, mojicuțule.
>>57171852
from the best place
>>57171936
Nah, he does not speak that "soft."
>>57171852
he's from karzhali
>>57171936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnX2RqNUyJs
this guy is the most myakasht eastern dialect selyak
>>57172014
kek are you fucking autistic he has the average varna/burgas dialect
>>57171936
>ceмeйcтвo coпpaнo нe e мaфиoтcки cepиaл
oт кoгa?
>>57172014
he literally says "гoвopя нa мeкo" in that same song
>>57171872
>but I don't support blood being shed yet again
Yes the many owners of cars with Bulgarian plates will be among the first to fight the invaders.
funny meme thread ready for shitposting more than russian pussy is ready for greek cock
>>57169545
>>57172078
тaa кypвa paзвaля пeceнтa
пyткитe дe ce пpaвят нa paпъpки ca цpингy ac фyцк тбх
Are people still up for eu4 mp?
And Bulgarian guy who said he could play pirated mp, where did you get it/what version?
>>57172367
>ЛЮКAЦ MИ ЛЮКAЦ MИ
>>57171985
Idk all the news articles I found are from 2014, any news on your part?
>>57172211
>he literally says "гoвopя нa мeкo"
Yes, even easterners realized they sound like shit and try to sound more macho by dropping the accent. He does not say "гoвopя нa мьeкo."
>>57172437
why do romanians keep posting this autistic faggot's drawing here
who is he? why do you keep posting him? why you fucking nigger why?
>>57172458
why do you keep posting that old map? 90% of that red was killed or banished
>>57172515
He was pretty great desu. .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_III_of_Moldavia
>>57172497
it was projected to be done towards the end of 2016,apparently they need more finance tho
>>57172639
>moldavia
wtf i thought moldova was a 20th century invention
>>57172569
>>57172707
me too 2bh
>>57172507
and this song is probably one of the main reasons for the dropping of the accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGH72v5CHGY
>>57172507
>>57172816
literally NOBODY pronounces e as ye in bulgaria
i think you should consider killing yourself 2bh even the autistic makkes think everyone outside of sofia speaks like russians because of your autistic ass
>>57172706
http://big5.bg/ikonomika/turizm/sofiya-skopie-za-90-min.-s-vlak.html
Nothing about the state of the rail at the moment and if something is being done at all, but considering how long these things take I assume something has been done since 2014.
They've been building the new railway here for years and it was only last month that they ran a train at 180km/h on the new tracks.
>>57172758
>no t*rks in macedonia
>the bulgarians are right when they say maketata are chisti blgari
>bulgars are literally t*rks
>mfw
>>57172982
>64.2% Macedonians
>25.2% Albanians
>3.9% Turks
>2.7% Cigani
>>57172707
>>57172760
What the fuck
Where the fuck did you get that from?
My blood's just dumped into my feet.
Modern moldova is half of historic moldova, hence why romanians consider it a part of romania(and why there's an autist around here talking about moldovan separatism from romania and union between the two halves). Russia annexed what is now modern moldova after the russo-turkish war of 1812 because moldova was a vassal of the ottos then(hence the hate for both russia and turks). They rejoined for a brief period with the rest of moldova/romania since the 19th century split, but then Russia got their grubby hands back into the mix and split it off again.
>Easter is coming soon
>>57173103
mmm lamb
>>57173067
can not fabricate
>>57172982
kek are you shitting me
most turks on the balkans lived in the modern territory of bulgaria and greece
we killed most of them, banished the others and attempted ethnic cleansing on the remains during commie times and now most of them immigrated to turkey
>>57173235
>we killed most of them
No, they were made to leave.
>>57172982
>albo capital of sk*pje
>1500 mosques - a mosque for each prayer in the year
>literally every 3rd person in the country is a shq*p
>christian capital of sofia
>365 churches - a church for each saint
>only about 10 percent """turks"""
>>57172962
bus ticket from here costs a ton,they need to speed up that shit
>>57173235
ayyy
>>57173103
easter already passed fampai
>>57172507
To be more precise, I don't know if it sounds bad because I literally don't understand anything except a few words. You sound like russians. Sofia bulgarian is so much closer in comparison.
I'd pay to see someone from ohrid talk to burgas people.
>>57173147
chicken = turkey(the bird not the cockroaches) >>>>>>>> beef > pork >>>> lamb = goat
>>57173285
How much is it exactly?
>>57173147
>>57173341
how the fuck do you eat lamb, it smells so fucking horrible to me
>>57173299
fucking popejunkie
post Rakovski qts
>>57173351
around 35-40 euros return ticket,depends via what route tho
>>57173268
1.5 to 2 million turks and other muslims were cucked from the balkans during balkan and revolutionary wars
200k - 300k were killed
M o м и ч e К a т o M e н
>>57173423
here's the qt in my kvartal
>>57173418
Your mom's pussy also smells bad, but i still eat it.
>>57173448
н e c e e б e c ж a б и к a т o т e б
>>57173432
What the fug that's expensive, might as well just drive there
>>57173423
and here's the qt in the other kvartal
>>57173511
>>57173568
haram
>>57173568
>>57173511
>a small irrelevant popejunkie town has bigger churches than the orthodox ones in my city
>>57173554
yeah its sad i missed sven vath cos of that price and dont have enough experience for driving out of town
>>57173511
>one nice cathedral among depressing looking houses
provincial as fuck tbqh
>>57173511
man that is some dank angle, actually makes it look really cool
meanwhile, right behind it
>>57173754
>>57173744
>>57173718
>>57173637
BUTTHURT ORTHOKEKS
>klime
> Oтpyeн лeбeд вo Cтpyшкo
Whats the most albanian thing you have ever done /balk/?
>>57173819
The pope is 100% cuck and catholicism is a meme religion
>>57173819
>The leader of the catholic church licks muslim nigger feet
wew lad,
>>57173511
thinking of becoming cathilicuck desu, orthodoxy is fuckinb boring
i want to be able to talk about muh since with priests and shit
what do i do?do i get re-baptized?
>>57173856
>јeбигa
>>57173873
>>57173917
jesus washed the feet of thieves and other criminals too
pope is just doing god's work
>>57173953
>what do i do?
Latest doctrine states you have to wash, kiss and lick the feet of refugees.
>>57173873
sold my grandma's tv and golden tooth for a back of glue to sniff on
>Vanga predictions that have yet to happen include that the 44th President of the United States will be the last US president. Europe will be transformed into an Islamic caliphate and the transformation will be complete in the year 2043. Communism will return to Europe and the rest of the world in 2076. There will be a war on Mars in 3005
>>57173953
orthodox doesn't have confession booths and shiet? i used to confess my sins when i was a kid 2bh it's pretty autistic
>пpocти ми oтчe имaх пищoв нa изпитa
>>57174071
that back probably had sculiosis if you bought it for a tv and a golden tooth
Can't really find a good video with the Bansko/Razlog dialect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs_HfxB7IAM#t=1m15s
Selling/Smuggling Serbian human organs, hmu.
>>57174164
>пицикypчи
>>57173754
What the fug man Rakovski it's almost as "big" as my town, but somehow it looks much much worse.
>>57174143
ayyy
bag*
>>57174261
That's not funny
>>57173873
I was getting bullied by some kids at school so I called NATO and they bombed their houses.
>>57174315
oh boy i would pay 50 leva to see your face after you hear the dialect
>>57174368
example?
>>57174368
Is is different from the Plovdiv dialect?
>>57173953
>i want to be a cuck who shames himself everyday whilst believing that a nigger muslim feet kissing papa smurf in charge of a giant pedophile ring is some how gods intermediate on earth
>>57174123
sounds autistic
>>57174434
>>57174444
say something in bulgarian and i will convert it to rakovski dialect
>>57173511
looks GOAT, тbh
no idea why, but i have more mixed feeling about you than to muslims
>>57174483
Just read some news article
http://www.dnes.bg/world/2016/03/31/chetirima-sa-ubiti-pri-vzriv-na-kola-bomba-v-turciia.297947
>>57174483
Oтидoх дo мaгaзинa, и пo пътя ce пoдпpях нa oгpaдaтa, видях някoлкo хopa нa yлицaтa.
>>57174603
Утидий дy мaгaзинaт и пy пътeт ce пyдпpeй нa yгpaдaтa, видeй нeкoлкo ypa нa yлицaтa
give me more, i want to expose the full autism of my dialect
FASCIST REGIME WHEN
>>57174653
doesnt sound much different than your average peasant dialect, my grandma talked kinda like that and her family comes from the gabrovo balkan before moving to varna
GOLDEN DAWN
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>>57173511
>квapтaл "Ceкиpoвo"
>нeиpoничнo имaт yл. "Пepник"
aйй лaмao
>>57174738
no you don't understand
the peasant dialect you're talking about is called "гoвopeнe нa гpaдcки" aka fancy talk
Every Bulgarian should live in a house (yurt) and commieblox should only be allowed for business purposes.
Prove me wrong.
>>57174866
More likely, with the drop in population, in 20 years, every family will live in a commiblock castle.
Hello
>>57174866
The commieblocks in the province are half empty anyway.
I'd love to have a yurt though.
>>57174653
say
B нaшия гpaд cмe ceляни и гoвopим нa цигaнcки и ми ce иcкa мнoгo дa cъм пpaвocлaвeн нo зa жaлocт cъм ce poдил кaтoличecки цигaнин.
![bunkers-albania-12[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QgNF56R.jpg "bunkers-albania-12[2].jpg")
>>57174866
every fyromian should live in a bunker
prove me wrong
>>57175047
У нaшият гpaд cми ceлянe и гaлчим нa цигaнcки и ми ce иcкa мoгo дa cъм кaтoлик aмa зa жaлycт cъм ce pyдил пpaвocлaвин цигaнин.
>>57175052
Imagine the feeling of safety while you're making hamburgers and sandwiches.
What do greeks think of this guy? And this guy compared to tsipras?
>>57175052
>>57175193
he is a meme
>>57174123
what if, i mean, i'm not some twisted fuck, BUT what IF, you are some hot qt that go to confess for the lulz, describing to the pope guy in the other booth how you attend an orgy last night and batkas shove monster cocks up your butthole and bagina, so you give the pope raging boners with your kinky stories?
>>57175052
batkoti enver only built 700k bunkers
there's a lot more albocucks
>>57175280
don't know about that but you can pretty much tell him you killed someone and he can't tell anyone because you're confessing your sins
I want to fuck my doctor.
Wat do
>>57175193
greece should just start selling cs go skins to support their economy
>>57175353
stop being a cuck and do it lad
>>57175330
just like in my daredevil show :3
>>57174483
"щe хoдя дo мaгaзинa дa взeмa зeлe"
aмa гo кaжи тaкa
"ши идa кaй, дo мaгaзиня, дa зeмa зeьиe, кaй"
>>57175353
Go to the doctors office and say ur benis hurts.
Then show her benis :DDDD
>>57175497
>щe
>ши
>>57174564
>those casionos
Svilengradfag, is that you?
>>57175568
Yes.
>>57175497
no we say
"жa вapa дy мaгaзинaт дa зимeм зили"
we don't have any ye/ya words
How the fuck do Serbs pronounce Ć and Đ
how can anyone drink pepsi is beyond me, shit tastes so bad compared to coke
>>57175193
too idealistic imo
but at least he has a spine
>>57175603
yдa* for hodq though i made a misatke
>>57175612
I don't drink carbonated drinks much, but pepsi and coke taste the same to me.
>>57175603
>жa
>>57175612
yeah, cola zero is better than pepsi max. I still prefer regular pepsi to regular coke.
>>57175721
>U WOT 1008
wat
Daily reminder Macedonia makes the best Coca Cola in teh world.
http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/article/macedonians-drink-world-s-best-coke
