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>>57134126
kichigai
>>57134126
Here's a cheerful piece of music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t8jXC_Hktk&
why the fuck isn't my IME letting me type consonants nおmいmおnお
chいnnpおwおsうtえkうrえ
is 気にしないでください ok if you want to say don't worry about it ? my dictionary says that it has a "negative connotation"
is there a japanese equivalent of the term "let's play", or do they just not do that over there?
>>57135347
遊ぼう?
>>57134646
I'd say it depends on who you are talking to. for stranger it may sound a bit to familiar, but it seems perfectly fine for people you already know
>>57134646
I think it's okay.
But you can also use 心配しない if you want to be more "reassuring" and sound more polite.
Where can I find a cute JC to cum inside?
>>57135397
maybe I'm just not familiar enough with nikoniko but there's a dearth of content on there when I search stuff with 遊ぼう
>>57135347
実況プレイ seems to be the term
>>57130816
There are successful anime otaku though, just look at melonpan for example.
>>57135687
Ah right sorry I thought you just meant the phrase "let's play." As >>57135706 says it's 実況プレイ, 実況 just by itself will be fine most of the time though
>>57135482
It's actually the opposite. when you talk to strangers you should use 気にしないでください but when you talk to acquaintances you may use 気にしないで to make it sounds more casual.
Thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R8aSKwTEMg
>>57135968
My head hurts
>>57134521
Delete that POS IME you have and get Google's
>>57136146
Did you try to think again?
>>57136200
I AM using google's though.
I restarted it and it seems to have unfucked itself for now
Thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmCW6T-IN68
>>57136314
I dunno man, that was really weird then, never had anything like it happen to me.
which one would you like to have?
a) 1 billion dollars
b) 25 cm cock
OK, so all this talk about children watching anime and whatnot has got me curious: do Japanese children watch eastern cartoons? Like Adventure Time, Regular Show, etc. how do they like them compared to native cartoons?
>>57137253
>eastern
western
Give Norwegian gf pls
>>57137208
Since I already have the later I'd go with the 1 billion
>>57137208
I'm happy to sell my penis for 1 billion dollars.
>>57137755
but would you do it for 2 billion dollars?
>>57137755
having money is not impressive
even if your home cost 20 million you still inside 4 wall, even if your clothes cost 3000 usd you still using fabric and cotton, even you fly on your own private jet , you still having jetlag , even if your paid gf is the hottest in the planet her vagina is not so different from other women
even the rich do poo , take a shower, get tired and sleep daily
>you will never get pounded in the ass by a dugtrio's dicks at the same time
why even live
>>57138149
>you still inside 4 wall
Pretending to be modest is no excuse for being lazy pooru
>>57138149
I'll turn myself into a beautiful Korean girl with a ballsack made vagina.
You can cum inside of me as much as you want. ;^)
>>57138016
tax free?
>>57138310
>I'll turn myself into a beautiful Korean girl with a ballsack made vagina.
If I knew that was an option I'd never have gotten any education
>>57138364
of course
>>57135954
I don't think he's talking about the ください part but the whole phrase itself
>>57137208
That's such a heavy sided pick it's not even interesting.
1 Million USD would make it a much much tougher choice.
>>57137567
>Give Norwegian gf pls
You still here?
>>57138662
post feet
>>57138149
>>57138272
having money can also be painful, because one single wrong decision can cost millions in lost money
another example , rockefeller the richest person ever (140 billion) with all his wealth was unable to send a text to the other side of the world in a second , while now even the poorest cambodian kid can do it
having money is relative, the thing is to be the happiest possible with the resources you have
what makes you happy ? shitposting, fuck hookers , etc ?
>>57138804
>post feet
Mine's average if that's what your trying to figure out
>>57138809
So you're trying to tell us, that can live happily without your parent's money?
>>57138890
I was more interested in your reply to the fatass about the Norweigan gf. Was worth a shot sry m8
Why do Japanese use so many numbers on their usernames?
>>57134126
おはようでちゅ
>>57134521
どうした?
嘔吐か?
>>57134646
文字どおり気にしなくていい。
まあ、don't mind
気 means mind
ex 気にかける 気に病む
>>57138809
Fucking hookers is expensive if you want nice looking ones.
>>57139092
「気の毒」という言葉は面白い
>>57139064
What do you mean?
I really like this music
It should be Japan's anthem,no, the world anthem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nta2OwryvY0
From far and silent starry skies
Echoes a song full of life.
Crossing a darkness of thousands of light years,
It finally arrives at a single earth.
With eyes closed just so,
Like a faraway prayer,
So that one day
Our dreams will come true.
Time is so long that
These tiny palms can barely hold it.
At the end of a million-mile voyage,
We can still run across smiling faces.
Now, wet with tears,
As though deep in prayer,
So that one day
Sadness, too, will end.
From far and silent starry skies,
A song full of life can be heard.
Ohio
>>57139200
It's usually something like: aitsu684521
蠍を食べたんだ
可哀想ワンコ
gachapon skelten figures
>>57134646
>negative connotation
it's only negative when used negatively. just like "shit"
positive: you're the shit
negative: you're shit
positive: 気にしないでください
negative: 誰もperuを気にしない
>>57138809
pls stop. everyone isn't as dumb as you with money.
>>57139462
あの犬は何かアメリカ人みないな顔だよ
more
>>57139346
I think he tried to register "aitsu" as his username at first, but he found the name was already taken by someone else. so he ended up adding random numbers to "aitsu"
>>57138809
>one single wrong decision can cost millions in lost money
Why does this matter if you have a billion dollars?
Just don't do it a few hundred times and you are fine
more more
>>57139640
That username doesn't exist, I just made it up on the spot but I keep seeing a lot of usernames like this from Japanese people.
>>57139517
can you make the one one the left suck the one on the right's boner
>>57139691
>boner
kek
>>57139714
me irl
Preferring a 25cm cock over 1 billion dollars is just batshit insane.
>>57138310
オゲっ
吐いた
>>57138581
~してください=please do ~
>>57138890
Hello Norway
Gib qt Aryan gf for all please
>>57139346
Yeah, I noticed this when they mentioned it on Cross Counter Asia, whenever there's numbers at the end they're Japanese.
ah
>>57139685
Even that name doesn't exist, the same things could happen to other names as well.
Some people are too lazy to come up with an unique username or they just don't give a fuck.
>>57139791
>>57139911
>>57139992
hm?
>>57139997
No women will willingly sleep with you even with a huge dick
Would you sleep with Peru if he were a girl?
>>57139997
Just how small is your dick?
I would rather leave mine as it is than have a 25cm one 2bh.
>>57140021
I made a typo.
>>57139807
>~してください=please do ~
I know, but the guy was probably talking about saying 気にする in general
>>57140180
Your first one was right though, you use 'a' before a vowel if it starts with a 'y' sound, such as in 'unique' which is pronounced like 'yunik'
>>57139911
>>57139992
>a unique username
>an unique username
not all words that start with a vowel need 'a' to change 'an'
since the u here is a long vowel sound (yu) you use a. if it was pronounced as う then you'd use an. the only reason you use change it a to an is because it sounds better and is easier to say. i think.
a (ayyy) apple
a (あ) apple
an apple
>>57140314
>if it was pronounced as う
if it was pronounced as う and あ tbhh
another problem with owning a lot of money is being hated and having many enemies ready to dance once you fail
friendships are fake too,people smiling to me because they want some coins, while inside they feel disgusted , real friends are made under poverty conditions, when you are at the botton, there you meet your friends
>>57140314
He makes mistakes, too, you know; he's an human being, after all.
Good basic advice is that a/an is governed not by spelling but by pronunciation. Thus not only do we say "a username", but also "an heir".
>>57140314
It's a phonetic thing, but basically you only use 'an' if the following sound is a vowel, the 'y' in this case is acting as a palatal approximant or a glide, which is a consonantal sound.
>>57140302
>>57140314
Thank you for the advice. I often mistake for some reason despite the fact it's so basic.
>>57139845
なんてlewd
a wood
an wood
which?
>>57139219
FFの音楽はいいね
>>57140182
それは既に上に書いた
気にするな
Never mind.
気にしないでください
Please don't mind it
それだけのこと
>>57141022
wood is already plural i think
>>57141022
A wood.
'w' is also a consonantal sound, just like in Japanese 'wa', all sounds that start a vowel like that are consonats.
パイオツ・・・パイオツが必要だ・・・
>>57141083
This has nothing to do with plural Sweden-kun, English does not change articles based on number.
>>57141107
It's been a honour learning from you, sensei.
>>57141255
D-don't mock me, he asked for help okay?
>>57141165
I didnt ask you fucking monkey piece of shit dont question my English FUCK
>>57141299
Rude.
THERE'S NOTHING CALLED "A WOOD" FUCK
>>57141299
Isn't Swedish just English with more Germanic vocabulary anyway?
>>57141421
A wood chipper.
Besides Norway and Sweden, are we all cherry boys in this thread?
>>57141421
In my dictionary, there is a sentence "He is in a wood."
They say "a wood" means "forest"
>>57141489
YES
A WOOD SHED
A WOODCHUCK
NOT A WOOD
>>57141527
IT SHOULD BE "HE IS IN THE WOODS"
What is となんだか used for in the middle of a sentence?
>>57141299
Calm down Mohammed, I know that english can be hard sometimes when arabic is your native language
>>57141563
>swedes thinking they can speak english
>>57141728
>says the huehue monkey
>>57141527
>>57141563
Refer to this: http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2012/09/into-the-woods.html
>>57141710
PLEASE GIVE AN EXAMPLE SENTENCE
>>57141728
SORRY
I'M GONNA GO TAKE MY A CARS AND EAT AN APPLES AND BURN SOME A WOOD
What does this thread think of PM Abe?
I'd like to hear from actual Japanese people but if anyone else has an opinion I'd like to hear.
>>57141752
Oh, I didn't know that somalis attend this thread too
>>57141157
とりあえず
gal子
>>57141788
>君に見つめられるとなんだか苦しいんだ。
I know 君に見つめられる and 苦しいんだ and a little about embedded questions, but I don't understand the となんだか part.
Yes I'm reading porn.
>>57141854
Him tanking his own country's currency has made importing very pleasant for me these past few years.
Other than that, everything else I've heard about him seems to point to toward him being a wet rag of a politician and I wish younger Japanese people would vote more often.
>>57141788
>swedecuck mad he got schooled by a brazilian
>"b-but we swedes grew up playing video games and watching TV in English! N-no dubs!"
Fucking pathetic
Did someone say gal子
>>57141710
するとなんだかチンチンが勃起した
の｢となんだか｣か?
>>57141996
と conditional
なんだか somewhat
IF i can see you it's SOMEWHAT painful
>>57142022
>INSECURE BARELY MONOLINGUAL ANGOLO TRYING TO ACT LIKE HE KNEW THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
TOP KEK MY FRIEND
>>57141563
What's your table made of?
Mahogany.
Mahgony! What a wood that is!
>>57142064
そうかもしれない
I'm guessing it means "somehow" or "for some reason"?
What does the と mean in this context?
>>57142144
TYPE OF WOOD ONGOBONGO
TYPE OF WOOD
>>57142144
>Mahgony
I'd seem much wittier if I could type, really.
>>57142179
Debating with this swecuck really is my agony.
>>57141996
>Yes I'm reading porn
するとなんだか股間が濡れはじめた
するとなんだかしたくなって、やおら押し倒し・・・
>>57141996
I understand it as "being seen by you is somewhat painful", but it's difficult to explain. Maybe it's wrong.
>>57142139
Maybe you shouldn't give advice on languages you don't actually understand. Please don't answer any more questions regarding English or Japanese, you are only doing people a disservice.
>>57142171
No. You're wrong.
>>57142403
I've had a thousand discussions on the internet and I have NEVER been wrong :^)
>>57142334
Did I hurt your feelings Pajeet?
>>57142170
どちらもあり。
somewhat
なんだかきな臭い
There's a smell of something smoldering.
なんだかいけ好かない
Somehow I don't like him.
>>57142525
No matter how many pics you post, at the end of the day, you'll still be in shitty monkeyland and I'll be here in not so shitty monkeyland :^)
>>57142489
It's funny you call me an immigrant when you seem to believe that you are not in fact a swede but a native English speaker
>>57142545
どうも
What about the と in >>57141996
?
>君に見つめられる と なんだか苦しいんだ。
>君に見つめられる とは なんだか苦しいんだ。
この場合で、「は」を使えば意味が変わるのか?
何故か、その一番上の文を読むと言外の「は」があるだろうと気がする
やっぱり全然違う?
>>57142697
Could it mean "I feel awkward when you stare at me for some reason" ?
>>57141996
When being looked at by you, it feels somewhat/a little painful
>>57143225
>>57143248
>It feels kind of awkward when I'm being stared at by you.
I think I hit the nail
>you will never be a Japanese kid playing Pokemon all day without a care in the world
Why even live
>>57143493
>ywn be a 15 year old kogal having dead fish sex with middle aged salarymen for hundreds of dollars
why even live
>>57143493
It can't be that much different from doing it as an American
>>57143600
Yeah but the whole point of these threads is that they're for weeaboo faggots that wish they were Japs though.
>>57143600
Well I'm not an American either
>>57143656
I don't wish I was Jap, I only wish I was someone else.
>>57143571
I wonder if teenager boys can earn some money by fucking lonely christmas cakes or milfs.
>>57143656
I don't wish to be Japanese. I accepeted my fate as a brown amerifat.
I do wish to fuck a moonlander though, but who doesn't?
>>57143739
rubmaps.com
>>57143656
I'd definitely learn Japanese and do business with Japan and weeb out on anime, but actually being Japanese just sounds awful.
>>57143493
Literally me when I was a child
I played Pokemon Red and Green with my friends after school
>>57142697
その「と」は、単なる順接。つまりand
>>57143224
助詞の「は」は、他の助詞と組み合わせると意味が弱くなる。
これと副助詞の「とは」は、別の品詞。
比較する:
格助詞「と」+係助詞「は」
パンツ屋とは、お友達だ。
副助詞「とは」
童貞とは、30までに卒業すべきものである。
尚、「君に見つめられる と なんだか苦しいんだ。」の「と」については上記。
ただ、こういう言い廻しはある;
君に見つめられる と は、驚きだ。
>>57144665
>その「と」は、単なる順接。
ありがとう
>>57144184
Th-thanks
What are some other websites like this one: http://www.inside-games.jp/ ?
>>57143672
You live in the land of butts.
>>57144665
なるほど、教えてくれてありがとう。
tfw no japanese bf
>>57145104
Not really man, it's overplayed as fuck. And even then most women here have shitty personalities.
>>57145155
All women have shitty personalities. Here they also have shitty butts
>>57145148
NEVER EVER
>>57145224
Brazil is enormous, you will only see bunda that often if you live somewhere with beach culture.
>>57145342
brown
How useful is this? I'm watching some of the videos now.
http://www.nhk.or.jp/lesson
>>57145494
Looks like a good way to get into the basics
おやすみなさい
>>57146672
おやすみ
>>57146672
おやすみ、いい夢を
リオに行きたい
>>57147524
Why? Japan could use the anti-suicide nets
>>57146383
what are the future plans of peru?
>>57147600
He is an only troll
You better ignore it
>>57148174
Even so I'm not joking about the nets
いま春はきて君らはきれいになった
去年よりずっときれいになった
People in this thread when they see this post:
>>57148567
"Hmm I wonder if this post is a troll or breaks any other rules oh I better not report it because I might get a warning"
Fuck I hate this thread so much
When I play Pokemon there is no kanji so I always see things like 1ひき. Is this right? Shouldn't it be いっぴき? Or maybe they just didn't program that into the game.
>>57148724
They deserve your shit if they can't even report it
>>57148768
I think you have an unhealthy obsession
>>57148724
Jesus Christ, what is this?
>>57148673
report it and if a mod bothers to do anything he might get a 3 day ban if he doesn't evade it
or use the better solution
>>57148740
Can I actually just go and report something like that? I have the impression that it wouldn't make any difference unless the mod knew how insane this fucker is.
>>57148906
"If you don't like a post, don't reply to it, report and hide it" - moot
LOW QUALITY SHITPOSTS ARE LITERALLY AGAINST THE RULES
SO YOU CAN REPORT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
>>57149058
I know it is
What's your point retard
>>57148685
>they just didn't program that into the game.
This.
You should pronounce いっぴき if you see 1ひき
>>57148958
It does, but not because I like Japan. It's because China is a shithole.
ちんすこうが・・・欲しい・・・
なんかそういう芸風に思えてきた
お前に相応しいソイルは決まった
>>57149475
ゲイフォー
たまにこのスレ覗くだけなのに常にそいつのレスが画面内にある…
ここまでの精神異常者がいるとは思わなんだ
チンク軍とか山口組だけで勝てそう
>>57148649
名残雪なんて降ってたまるか
>>57149139
ちんこすう
は沖縄名物
>>57149542
HGはハードゲイだけどRGは何?
>>57149604
リアルゲイ (迫真
>>57149628
お前ホモだったのか
ハードな ゲイ
ソフトな ゲイ
そんなの ひとのかって
>>57149665
カリン姉貴腐女子やったんや
>>57149665
芸がないのは?
かがくの ちからって すげー!
When you learn jap at what point did you guys begin to associate the characters with romaji and learn the words? I want to catch up to my friends in jap but even with the characters memorized I don't understand what the words mean
>>57150008
>>57150077
何これ面白い
>>57149543
五毛…
>>57150146
>面白い
それはとうぜんだ!
科学を舐めんな!
いや、でも残念ながらこのGIFはどこから来たのかわからない。
「かがくのちからって〜」の男、全世代にいるけど同一人物なんだろうか
モーマンタイ!
>>57149543
五毛程度で発狂してるお前の方がうざいわ
おまえが英語出来ないので他スレや他の板全然知らないのがよくわかる
>>57150518
一時間も前のレスに急に顔真っ赤にして君大丈夫・・・?
>>57150510
デジモン?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrLbb0EkOY
ププピピ
>>57150070
>associate the characters with romaji
What?
>>57150838
フヒッ
ペルー人って白人のこと気にしてる人多いの?
それともこのスレのペルーと同じ奴かな
今日は甲子園の決勝戦やで
今のところお互いにまだ打てへん感じやなあ
高松はほんま足が速い、
このまんま智弁が逃げきったらええけど
>>57151053
智弁に勝ってほしいなあ
あああああ
便所タイムの間に同点になっとうやん
あーほんま気が抜けへん
>>57151006
このキチガイの言ってることを気にしてもな
そこまで必死になるには一体どんな精神的外傷を受けたのだろう
ああ、かわいそう(笑
タイ旗も同じ
>>57151250
別のスレで白人がどうこう言ってるペルー旗見たんだ
多分同じ奴だよな
>>57151128
>>57151128
関西人?
今年は関西勢がめっちゃ強かったで
どこの人なん?
>>57151285
ここ以外のスレはあまり見てないけどそうだろう
>>57151291
横だけどまとめ民のニセ関西弁をどう思ってる?
>>57151331
ニセ → エセ
>>57151383
まとめ民の関西弁は分からへんけど、なんjの猛虎弁なら気にしてへんよ
やきうを愛する人に悪い人はおらへん
>>57151370
poor japan , I know they did a lot of bad things in asia ,but having a 10cm dick is enough punishment
>>57151291
京都よ
負けてしまった
>>57151525
・行かへん
・行けへん
・行かれへん
・よう行かへん
の違い教えて
ペルーはいったいいつ寝てるのさ……
せやかてアノン
>>57151604
服部乙
>>57151530
how do you get wifi on your farm, mestizo?
>>57151596
薬物の力だな
ご入会いただけます=入会しないといけない。
WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE
>>57151571
サヨナラやでー
智弁よう勝ちよったわ
ほんま嬉しいわ
>>57151576
行へん 行かない
行けへん 、行かれへん 行けない
よう行かん 行きたくない気持ちが強い
>>57151571
>>57152105
たまにここにおったあの京都ニキかどうか聞くの忘れとった
are bands like morning musume and c-ute considered music for children? or are they actually popular? because I kinda like their music
>>57151250
多分、吸血幼女に襲われたんじゃね?
>>57151291
香川も関西に入れてあげよう
って、微妙。
徳島あたりなら、関西と言う説もあるが。
>>57151576
・行かへん
射精しない
・行けへん
射精できない
・行かれへん
射精できない(泣き)
・よう行かへん
たっ助けて
>>57152080
好きにおし。
>>57151006
ペルー人に凶悪犯罪者が多いことしか知らない
こないだも日本在住のブラジル人女性を燃やしてたし
>>57152494
>2
>0
>1
>6
>>57152080
ご○○いただけますという言い回しは、聞き手(お客様)の行動に対する謙譲語のように見えるから違和感がある
>>57152652
ここで吸血幼女がご覧戴けます。
で、これのどこが謙譲やねん?
Very important question for you guys
I'm a car fanatic and my dream is to fill my garage with classic Japanese sports cars.
If I were to travel to japan in like 3 years:
what would I need to rent out sports cars so I can travel comfortably?
I'm 26 and I do already have a drivers licence where I live, so I guess thats already something.
Second, how are export laws in japan?
Has anyone exported a car, to say latin america?
Please respond and thanks in advance.
>>57152743
Side note:
I should also have with me around 20 ~25k USD at hand by that time.
>>57152731
Chinky dick is smaller than that
where to get kpop waifu and jpop housemaid
>Chink: 10.89cm
>Jap:13.28cm
That's why many Chink women come to Japan for BIG JAPANESE COCKS
>>57152853
13.28
やるじー
>>57152718
いや、何故その組み合わせになるのかはわからない
China is always paper tiger. In fact, Chinese women are now sex slaves in Africa.
China is a poor country than Africa, or Chinese women can love ONLY foreign penis.
http://qz.com/610448/thousands-of-chinese-prostitutes-have-joined-the-scramble-for-african-riches/
Chinese """"military"""".
>>57152988
意味が中途半端に分かっているから始末が悪い。
謙譲ではなく慇懃無礼。
しかも、戴くと頂くでは、意味は反対。
だから、気持ちが悪いのよ。
>>57153029
Developed countries have the porn industry, but third world shit hole send their women as sex slaves.
まだいたのかこいつ藁
どんだけ暇人だよ笑
>>57143656
What about us weeaboos who are descended from japs? Also ueno park and shinjuku gyoen were pretty nice today. It's not quite full bloom though so it'll probably be better in like a week.
>>57153192
>>57153192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUVhOOM70Z4
>>57152786
Having a five inch dick feels pretty bad man.
The Chinese prostitutes in Paris are mostly from China’s northeastern Dongbei region. As part of the first wave of Chinese immigrants to France since 1997, hudreds of Chinese women have left their children behind in the hope of finding work in Paris, only to end up turning to street prostitution. They cannot speak French and are considered "cheap prostitutes", charging as little as 20 euros for sex or lower.
