They killed Kenny edition.
>>57040800
First for genociding Ohioans.
SHIT
>>57040845
Seconding, fuck em
>>57040821
That's Cleveland
>>57040845
Welcome, newfag
good posts edition
>>57040846
Internet tourettes?
Montana is better than North + South Dakota combined
>>57040868
Cleveland is in Ohio.
>>57040866
Why are you sick black friend?
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FLYOVER STATES
>>57040898
yes
>>57040904
It's like saying the entire state of Michigan is like Detroit. I hate Michigan, but that doesn't mean the entire state is as bad as their worst city.
Tell me, what state do you live in?
Michigan represent
>>57040919
FUCKING THIS
>>57040866
i will give you the reassurance (you) need in order to prolong your lifespan my dear canadian brother
>>57040972
Just curious, why do you hate Michigan?
>>57040972
>We shouldn't judge states, but I hate Michigan
ohioan scum detected
I'm from West Virginia DDDD:
>>57041071
He's buckeye scum
/cum/ meetup at my house rite now ok
b there
>>57040866
>no gloves
hope you like mrsa with your (you), lad
Why are Americans so cute?
>>57041071
Go fucking Buckeyes, that's why.
I also went to a regatta at a boarding school there, and all the other teams racing had huge egos and were pissed that my team actually did well.
>>57041073
>West Virginia
Taking a break from cooking meth to post in /cum/ I see.
>>57041164
there is literally nothing wrong with being west virginian
>>57041144
W-we're going to have a midwest one, I promise you that.
>>57041164
He's an angry little hairless nut isn't he
>>57041095
Must suck to have only won one national chamionship back in like the 60s
>>57041144
Maybe.
>>57041291
Kek I'm not even from Michigan, Ohio's just a complete dogshit state
States most likely to unironically go to war.
GO
>>57041245
You call Ohio bad when you live in West Virginia, though.
>>57041271
Are you a Wolverine or something?
>>57041342
Kansas because we're in the middle
>>57041164
Spartans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buckeyes
the entire midwest is the literal worst part of north america
mexico included
>>57041352
Like I'd live in a fly-over state
>>57041337
Ohio is meh, but at least it isn't West Virginia where the fireworks on July 4th happen when Cletus has his meth lab explode
How has everyone's day been so far?
>>57041337
I've been to Ohio quite a few times, and while the people are absolutely obsessed with sports, they are pleasant and party hard. Also, the girls are nice.
>>57041365
Kek
Couldn't even beat Bama
>>57041377
>flyover
Commiefornian detected
Shouldn't you be scavenging for drinking water and filling your Prius with $5 a gallon gas?
>>57041393
The Ohio-West Virginia area is literally the taint of the Unites States
>>57041437
Tell the fuckers to stop moving to Virginia will ya
>>57041486
Read above faggot
>>57041501
There's far worse states
I don't get why Ohio makes you so butthurt. It's not as shit as Dixie land where the pastime is being a fat, useless shit.
>>57041342
Texas and California.
>>57041352
>>57041393
delet
I don't still live in West Vagina, currently in NC.
>taking pride in getting shot and living in a depressing shithole
Flatlanders, everyone
where are the big, strong american bois?
>>57041563
Exactly, the past time in Ohio is sucking Mayo through a straw while watching football and being fat useless shits
got my ear cyst removed lads
>>57041650
in ur mums butthole m8
>>57041596
Why are you so assmad? It's a state and you're actually getting triggered over it.
I am not saying Ohio is an amazing state, I never did. I'm just saying it's not as shit as you guys say it is. Also, Ohio has a lower murder rate than North Carolina
literally everyone from ohio is an uninteresting and stupid fatass
cum lol
FUCK OHIO
>>57041770
There he is
>>57041650
pooftas out
Why the fuck does everyone hate Ohio so much now?
>>57041770
There it is
Didn't even know half these places were "states"
"people" actually "live" there?
>>57040800
My name is Kenny
FUCK OHIO
>>57041845
God Ken y why do you have to be such a poorfag?
>>57041770
THERE HE IS
HE POSTED IT AGAIN
>>57041841
>>57041795
ohayou is great
>>57041761
Ohio needs to die.
Proud of Ohio? Die.
Think Ohio is "neat"? Die.
Have ever been happy within the boundaries of the state of Ohio? Die.
Ohio is a disgusting shithole of uninteresting people with putrid accents.
>>57041957
THIS
>>57041957
stfu stupid ass nigga
>>57041929
Thanks pham, ily
>>57041957
Oh I remember you. You're that one guy from Indiana who was so mad about Ohio that everyone in /cum/ was telling you to calm down.
>>57041342
Literally every state against Ohio
>>57040875
do you guys think the republican convention open carry petition was a goof set up by either a troll, or someone on the left?
>>57042055
Have you considered buying a gun, putting it in your mouth, and pulling the trigger?
If you spend so much time hating your own countrymen, then go and fuck off. We don't need you in the US.
>>57042104
>Ohioans
>my countrymen
Fucking faggots aren't American, they're southern canadians
>>57042104
you're among my favorite posters, Ohio-sama
>>57042175
Thanks family, ily2
I've never had a wet dream. Is that normal?
Anyway there's a game on soon, what should I eat?
>>57042054
?
I've never even been to Indiana. It's either I'd have to drive through Ohio to get there
>>57042258
I'm sure it's normal, but I've never had one tbqh
What food do you have in your house?
>>57042330
I've got some chili, pork chops and soup. I was thinking about heading out and picking up a burger or some pizza.
>>57042258
I had two when I was in high school and then too many to count at 18
haven't had one in a while though
Eat grapefruit and hard boiled eggs
>>57042415
I was gonna recommend a burger or pizza, but you have some food already. Do you have any onions, rice, and chicken broth?
>Daddy, what was it like when 50% of the population had vaginas?
>tfw listening to futurefunk while they're having a dinner party and drinking in the room next door
2 cool desu
>>57042485
Does grapefruit and eggs increase testoterone or something?
>>57042546
Yeah I've got onions rice and several kinds of broth. I've also got ramen too. I could make some good ramen topped with eggs.
I might just make that Tbh
>>57042729
no, I just like them
>>57042729
What I was gonna recommend is rice pilaf. You could make that with the onions, rice, and broth. Then set the pork chops on top.
Hello, I hope you all had/have a good day :3
hi
>>57042883
hi germunny
>>57042835
Thanks for the suggestions anon. I might make that tomorrow.
>>57042921
can you post all of these as reaction images
I want a trap gf that looks like a girl on the street and will suck me off on the fly.
Problem is I've only done straight things and live in a pissy rustbelt town.
What do?
>New England will never be independent and kick out all spics, niggers and dagos
>>57043352
New England seceding would be a very bad thing for them tbqh
>>57042844
you too man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hGSgC2O324
>>57043204
>>57043405
we'll manage to pull through
>>57043117
just guggle tohou ohayous
>>57043466
You'd be worse off as an independent nation. Good luck thriving without that federal funding
Is Colorado a good state?
>>57043447
>because they are actually male characters
triggered desu
>>57043521
it will be worth being ethnically cleansed and free for
we'll be third world for only a little bit
our boston tourism, maple syrup and clam chowder exports will help
also god damn when did posting get so fast
>>57043603
It was, now it's filled with DUDE WEED LMAO
I don't think an Aussie would fit in there, have you ever even seen snow before?
>>57043624
New England is too socially progressive to promote ethnic cleansing, though.
>>57041144
where do you live
>>57043624
>implying anybody cares about any of that except you faggots
>>57043521
In the age of globalization and dirt-cheap sea-transportation, the only thing a country needs to prosper is a high level of human capital and access to the ocean.
New England free of "spics, niggers", but surprisingly not dagos, would easily become the new Switzerland.
>>57043603
Answer this. I'm going to Colorado Springs in a month
I'm in love with an American
what should I do?
>>57043700
get shot
>>57043667
that's why I said it will never happen ;__;
>>57043685
thanks portugalbro, I hope new england and portugal become friends one day
>>57043447
Is it homo to have a trap waifu?
>>57043408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3YR-RKrL1g
one of the goat desu
>>57043603
>>57043693
Its aight
>>57043809
completely
it is straight if you legitimately believe it is a girl, but gay af if you know it's a trap
Can't wait for this, I'm probably going to be at /sp/ all day long.
Pozing is proof that homosexuals are self-destructive.
>>57043667
We have snow here
>>57043877
>rio 2016
>attend
>get some disease and die
>go to /sp/
>get cancer and die
>>57043700
What do Germans think of American accents?
>>57043809
Not really because traps have the mind of a girl. You're attracted to the feminine nature, not the penis. It would be gay if you want dicks in your ass and manly men cuddling with you
>>57043972
Yeah but that's Australian "snow"
Snow in Colorado is on a whole different level
>>57043877
>summer olympics
>euro cup
>copa america
/sp/ will be full of memes this summer
>>57044004
I didn't know there were American accents
>>57043985
>Everyone gets infected by Zika
>>57044043
>I didn't know there were American accents
>>57044019
You know best.
>>57043792
Np and I'd look forward to visit one day. New England would be GOAT.
>>57043352
unamerican as fuck
>>57044094
I know about people talking
>like they're from the south
or these
>howdy, cowboy, I'm from Texas
>>57044460
There is an accent, and I have the stereotypical American accent
>>57044363
fuck off loyalist, america is our oppressor
>>57044543
>t. livingthememe
>>57044543
I'm sure you know what happened the last time people felt like seceding.
So which are you?
>>57044618
None of those
>>57044618
fuck off back to facebook with that tripe you fucking cocksucker
>>57044618
top left
>>57044514
I don't know what that sounds like
>>57044591
yeah, the north won, and we'll do it again
who /comfyaf/ here?
>>57044731
(Me)
>>57044618
top left in public, bottom left in private
What is the Trout Mask Replica of the United States?
>>57044693
I'll post my accent if you want
>>57044674
Marry me.
>>57044832
Captain Beefheart is American
>>57044913
No, I mean, what state resembles Trout Mask Replica the most?
>>57044618
none of those
fuck your predicate
one shot...
how much will the wall cost?
just took a shower
>>57045088
Tens of billions I think
I'm not gay but sometimes I find myself attracted to Bob Saget
>>57042844
Same to you, dude :3
>>57045050
To Nick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAAiYMgFcbw
>>57045115
i aint payin for that!
>>57045088
Estimated at 17 billion
Considering the US has a 50 billion trade deficit with mexico, it shouldn't be hard to squeeze that 17 billion out of you guys over the span of 5-10 years
>>57045325
>that pic
this is just getting ridiculous now
>>57045324
oh but you will, if you want to keep making boatloads of money by exporting goods to the US anyways
>>57045138
you're gay
>>57045410
Oh hello Yurizán
>doctor prescribed me zoloft
>looking up side effects
>lots of guys report boner problems
/cum/ i hope i can still cum
>>57040800
anyone watching new tpb? its not gud desu senpai.
>>57045533
I'm on Prozac right now
It takes a while for me to cum but I can still get boners pretty easily.
>>57045382
its not real la'
>>57045325
who is this cock jock?
>>57045547
at this moment
not far in but yeah I've heard and not impressed so far :/
>>57045533
SSRIs give you ED, not noboner
you'll just have to work that much harder to finish desu
pick up a fetish
>>57045533
geodon and xanax combined made me crazy horny and incapable of cumming. i'd "finish" but i wouldn't orgasm and nothing would come out i just sorta twitch a bit and lost my wood. it was hell
>>57045533
>/cum/ i hope i can still cum
good luck, you'll need it
Is she singing: "my pussy tastes like pepsi cola?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwffuNwTxE4&ebc=ANyPxKoHqB5ZJVxuBdP0ZbXRzw2Yf67c6h7kHEpbo0P9NeJuQa83PiOGV9pecS-p6xCeq26QiD9gHJPjydOVuus9d6gNq2ov2g
>>57045547
It started off pretty slow, ended anti climactically
It wasn't good but wasn't terrible
The show is played out now, all the jokes are old, and it's just the same ol' shenanigans over and over again
It could maybe be salvaged with some more clever writing but it's literally the exact same shit every season now.
There was little to no distinguishable difference between season 9 and 10, it's like watching a bizarro tpb land repeat
>>57045589
its ok at first but the last 4 eps are full off "special guest stars"
>>57045625
Pretty much this
But not having as good of orgasms is far better than the alternative. I thought I felt good when I stopped taking my SSRIs. Turns out I was worse off than I was before.
>>57045533
>falling for the pharmaceutical jew
Do tuition-free universities exist in north america? If so, is it worth it to study there or should I just study in europe?
Help me cumlads ;(
>>57045730
>Do tuition-free universities exist in north america
I wasn't aware this existed anywhere
>>57045730
Look into exchange programs through your local universities, that's your best bet for coming over here without paying.
>>57045533
I was on zoloft for a year and a bit, it actually made me way hornier.
There are a million possible things that can happen with SSRI's, don't worry bud.
>>57045768
They do exist in europe, and some that have international fees are free for eu citizens.
Ford Europe was much better than Ford America desu
>qt as fuck girl in my spanish class
>I will never find the confidence to talk to her
Here we go again
anyone genetically superior here? i have no illnesses, no diseases, no allergies, never get sick, perfect health
>>57045640
>>57045547
I haven't watched any of the post season 7 (I think) stuff since it got revived on netflix, the original series was so classic, I don't want to ruin it. My friends told me all the new seasons have generally been pretty shit, and I did see a glmipse of some at a buddies place...I wasn't impressed. They should let it die.
>>57045885
>>57045885
Wrong, you just have shitty displacement taxes
>>57045632
yes
>>57045924
Alone in room with friend and maybe girlfriend idk nobody tells me shit
Help me cum
>>57045900
8 is watchable and there are a couple moments. 9 starts to get a little weird. Watching Jacob walking around pretending to be Trevor is the most bizarre thing.
Michael Jackson the actor is an incredibly huge faggot, I hope he enjoys working a shitty grip job after squandering his opportunity to get back on the show
>>57045885
"was"
Ford America now runs the show. American cars have been getting better year by year. It won't be long before we surpass Europe.
>>57045991
kick friend out
>>57045974
You have shit taste Pekka
>>57045991
>having friends and maybe girlfriends
>>57045929
ew, Western degeneration
HOMO
>>57046001
>Michael Jackson the actor is an incredibly huge faggot, I hope he enjoys working a shitty grip job after squandering his opportunity to get back on the show
Reading that dudes side of the story made him sound like such a whiny loser
>>57046045
SAPIEN
>>57041071
Because he's from Ohio and he is insecure in his inferiority
>>57046045
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>57045991
Fuck friend
>>57046031
yup, it's sad
>>57045991
threesome
>>57046031
>>57046111
also don't listen to lana del rey
>>57046023
His*
>>57046105
But das ghey
>>57046085
but where would we be without all of finland's contributions to the world
>>57046226
no gfs allowed
>>57046286
a better world
>>57046287
havent you heard?
2016 is the year we're all gonna make it
>>57046286
what have they even contributed
>>57046322
The best /int/ content.
>>57046322
spurdo
>>57046310
god bless
Do you guys ever feel a bit shamed for being American? I'm envious of how Finns, Latinos, and Aussies have built the foundations for shitposting culture while we just appropriated it.
If you were to go on an Dylan Roof, Adam Lanza, or Elliot Roger style rampage what would you include in your manifesto?
>>57046398
of course not
I wake up everyday and give thanks to god for being born in such a great nation
>>57046414
/cum/
>>57046414
That I posted on 4chan everyday and the site's cancerous culture is what's responsible for my actions
>>57046414
"You know, the dialogue in the Star Wars prequels wasn't THAT bad."
>>57046414
I note that the plight of women and the patriarchal oppression of half of the human species drove me to take my own life
>>57046398
I was back in my early teenage years
Now I fucking love this country and don't really want to be anywhere else
>>57046414
that my lack of a gf caused me to be like this and my assiastant, LMM, is going to do the same in a week
>>57043352
leave our country you communist fuck
>>57044618
>implying im white
>>57045991
are they cucking you secretly?
interogate them
>>57046414
cryptic Captain Beefheart references
>>57046414
"/pol/ told me to do it
also moot is a dirty kike"
>tfw you will never experience american freedom
>>57046747
FAST AND BULBOUS
>>57046776
Just drive down here then
>>57046414
I would mention this site but also cite my obvious pre existing mental problems. The collective despair here possibly pushed me over the edge
>>57046777
THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE
FAST AND BULBOUS
>>57046776
dont worry canada's days are numbered
>>57046829
GOPHERS RUMBLING
>>57046776
>tfw dual-citizenship
>>57044618
Somewhere in between first and second.
>>57044618
Lower right
Backstreet 4 Lyfe
>>57046887
may as well be dual citizen with Mexico
>>57044618
This one
I wonder if I could kill someone
>>57047062
start with yourself
>>57046776
I'll honestly never know if post like these are jokes or real. I will probably never leave america, and have only been out of the country once, so I really don't know if the American is number one in freedom thing is true or not
I would hope it is but I think that its a egocentric way of thinking
>TFW you just got got free weed
I guess I should be happy... now my worries are gone
>be canadian
>>57047062
I think I could. I'm more curious if it would affect me in any way.
>>57047081
It depends on what you define as freedom
http://www.reshareable.com/test-can-recognize-33-major-historical-events.html
Got 33, what about you, /cum/?
>>57047081
the only thing i would dislike about living in murrika is the healthcare
the personal freedoms and laws and shit are great tho.
>>57047062
I don't think I can, unless it was an 80 year old Trump Supporter with no living family
>>57047152
I've heard Hawaii is more like us. they dven have the British flag on their flag
I like all the states and all the canadian territories and all the mexican cartel prefectures
>>57047130
31
goddamn life jackets looked too old
>>57047111
I'm not sure how I would react to killing someone
I figure either extreme remorse or indifference are most likely
I've been reading the Stranger and thinking about whether I could do it a lot desu
>>57047167
I think an old hippy would be easiest
especially if he is an environmentalist and believes the world can still be saved
I spent a while studying environmental science and I think I hate people like that because of it
Its what they represent to me that I hate, not them themselves
>>57047130
32/33
>>57047130
too easy, got the one wrong because I had to miss the holohoax for /pol/
>>57047130
33 also
Seems pretty easy tbqh
>>57047391
I guess it's more catered to the average person. Most people on /int/ and /pol/ seem to be pretty knowledgeable with history