no gf edition
>>56790016
BIG
Cara
>black man getting the women
Typical brit cucks
essex
>>56790016
Me on the left
>>56790016
literally me in 12 years lmao
Pakis out
jannys gonna lose his nut
hard working pakis who contribute to the society>POWER GAP> mongole rorke NEETs who do nothing except complain on a nonce forum all day and wank over chinky cartoons
>>56790106
I have a spare
just lost my nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
me in every scene
who will do the nasty jobs we don't like if we stop immigration lads?
mckayla
Ritsu (and crayon pop)
remember Black eyed peas resurgence?
remember moves like jagger?
remember what does the fox say?
remember Damn, daniel?
>>56790108
>hard working pakis who contribute to the society
404
Yeah but 1 in a million muslims are terrorists
>>56790148
Cockney orphans
me on the right
had a dream I had a wank in the kitchen sink and got kicked out of uni for it
Missing: Janny's nut
Reward: none
>>56790148
me lol
need one desu
>hard working pakis
leftie sjw aunt is posting about how she went to one of those anti-tory marches today
>>56790068
Trump would NOT allow this to happen. Shameful display
>>56790108
Very good post.
You now remember n dubz
>>56790168
Yes.
finished the film lads
very good but rather depressing
>>56790036
why not?
>>56790075
don't lie to me
>>56790068
>Manlets
>>56790068
why did he not retract his hand immediately when it was obvious the cuban lad did not want to be touched
>>56790129
https://youtu.be/E1o-NWNmQLM?t=50s
Literally me and my girlfriends son going driving.
>>56790200
what jobs have you applied for
>bullied my friend when I was younger when I found out he liked anime
>fast forward to now
>I've watched some myself
>feel a bit bad for bullying him
>>56790237
I nevar 4got
>hard working pakis who contribute to the society>POWER GAP> mongole rorke NEETs who do nothing except complain on a nonce forum all day and wank over chinky cartoons
>>56790178
>>56790202
they're putting in graft from a young age while lads are playing xbox
bought a new radio for my car the other day and they got their 10 year old son to fit it for me (pakis)
Kyary
>>56790129
>jan hammer
haha we should call getting banned here 'the jan hammer' haha you know instead of the ban hammer?? haha because janny get it?
>>55555555
>>56790248
it's those sorts of confusing comments that turn young people to drugs and kids into trannies
literally never had a job before
>>56790287
And then what happened?
if I work for the MoD doing some sort of defense against the dark arts apprenticeship will i need to stop smoking weed?
>>56790284
machine operator
got a manual assessment at land rover tomorrow
Can anyone really present an argument that Muslims and Islam is beneficial to the UK?
>>56790083
Bangladeshis can stay though, right?
Yeah, pakis out.
>>56790281
it really was quite a good show
>>56790306
love it mate
love it to bits
fund it
Dreamt I got a handjob from a goth lookin lady. she was kinda scary looking but it was alright
>>56790311
you're about a million and a half posts off mate
I'm so hungry, I wish this pizza would hurry up hehe
>>56790287
>feel bad
why? anime is terrible, even if you watch it.
>>56790344
>Taking mind altering drugs whilst under the Official secrets act
HMMMM i wonder
>>56790347
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10742683/The-British-Muslim-is-truly-one-among-us-and-proud-to-be-so.html
>start talking about finances with mum
>she eventually says you can't really be happy until you're making 90k+
I'm not sure if I have it in me to tell her that says more about her than about the value of a dollar.
>>56790347
Yes, they provide plenty of work for our security services and as a major international arms dealer they provide plenty of opportunities abroad for both training and weapons sales.
>>56790380
>>1
>>56790344
mates been in the navy for 2 and a half years and never been drug tested, says a lot of the lads sniff charlie
will probably smoke weed with me when hes home next week too
>>56790343
not much
>>56790392
yeah but would that even apply to apprenticeships? I don't think I'd be receiving any WMD blueprints any or selling them to the chinks.
I have a weird obsession with single divorced mums
>>56790421
you're about fifty six million and a half posts off mate
>messaging friend
>some guy knocks on her door at like 11pm
>she doesn't answer
>I tell her that thisis what burglars do and she's made her house a target by not answering
>she says that's silly
>messages back at 5am saying there was a break in
>>56790453
Nice. Can't wait for the film adaptation ngl
>>56790436
used to have a housemate in the army that got drug tested. He got kicked out
Open the borders!
>>56790344
Yes
T. On the defence against the dark arts apprenticeship that you're referring to
>>56790269
He wasn't avoiding being touched, he was doing that solidarity gesture of raising the other man's arm hand-in-hand. To present a masculine image, the other person usually extends their arm out erect and makes a closed fist. Obama isn't good at looking masculine.
Why would anyone attack belgium? It's not even a real country. Anyway, the UK is probably next, m8s. Stay inside for your own safefy
going out to traffick drugs to the other side of birmingham lol
>>56790463
Probably not worth the risk desu. Government jobs usually do ask you if you have ever taken illegal substances and if you have taken them in the last X months. Wouldnt risk fucking up the oppourunity cause you wanna smoke something
Need a cheap car for 2-3k lads. I've driven daddy's car as a named driver but haven't built up my own no claims bonus. What should I get? I'm looking at fiestas.
*drives around in a fast convertible*
nyoooom :)
stayed at two different hostels now lads. they're really not so bad after all.
>>56790493
might need a second draft, send it to GCHQ for monitoring
>>56790555
twingo
reminder that there is only one race, the human race
Who /hg/ here?
>>56790532
Just because there's a relatively high proportion of muslims there I guess.
Easy to get guns there too, it's the arms-trade centre of rich Europe.
>>56790471
Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Didn't Happen"
>>56790574
Nice bald spot you prat
How Can The Brussell Bombings Be Real If Belgium Isnt Real
>>56790332
Take mine after I'm sacked m8
a ring ding dididing ding ding ding pchum baaam bam badem bam bababum bababam brrrring brrrrrung brrrrrrrung brrrrrrrrowwwwwbam bam
arrrraam bam bam brrrrring brrrrrung brrrrrabababababaaaa wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Was literally in a taxi with a Muslim earlier
#scared
>>56790532
The UK is hard mode desu senpai. Not saying it can't or happen though. But I think Mainland europe is more likely next, or possibly another US shooting.
>>56790625
*puts up the roof*
>had a dream I had a wank in the kitchen sink and got kicked out of uni for it
>>56790493
I'm sure he'd let his little daughter share a room with 10 male refugees.
Any of you gentleman know of any good podcasts i can check out?
Preferably funny but not necessarily
>>56790706
quite a funny fedora :)
>>56790532
I think Belgium has the highest proportion of people joining ISIS out of any EU country. Lot's of muslims etc - easier to bomb your own doorstep.
>>56790678
I actually refuse to get a taxi if there is a black or turban driving it
I just walk away
>>56790678
Should told the driver you didn't want to share, I would
Same thing ina restaurant, fuck off this is my 4 seat table, you can wait at the register for someoen else to leave
>>56790614
Fuck off I shouldn't even bother telling /brit/ anything interesting
>>56790746
dont save its mine
Heh! Spunk trumpet!
>>56790739
yeah
i got one
its called life
live it :)
>>56790739
stefan molyneuxs
>>56790544
*Calls police on you"
>>56790790
Fuck off you insufferable spastic holy shit fucking neck yourself
>>56790790
It wasn't interesting. It was attention-seeking lies
>>56790594
Mummy had a Renault. It was shit.
Poleaboo
What month were you lads born in?
>>56790805
I saw someone call David Cameron a spunk gobbling thunder twat on Twitter the other day lad - I was absolutely howlin.
>dying from pyrazolam
What a faggot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3504320/Senior-neurologist-s-son-died-accidental-overdose-getting-hooked-legal-highs-bought-internet-help-overcome-shyness.html
>>56790880
feb
>>56790790
>>56790841
oops that was meant for me mam aha sorry x
might take a wee paddle across the atlantic
you lads want anything?
>>56790873
*crowd boos*
>Fuck off I shouldn't even bother telling /brit/ anything interesting
>>56790805
R E D D I T replying.
>>56790880
July
Stepdad went to jail today
>>56790880
It's my birthday today. What do normies do on birthdays? Have a party?
>I saw someone call David Cameron a spunk gobbling thunder twat on Twitter the other day lad - I was absolutely howlin.
>>56790805
>im staring to feel like a refugee in my own country
>These ''''people'''' exist
>>56790880
August - the best month
>>56790944
what is this image
>>56790899
what a fanny
>>56790880
smarch
>>56790811
not an argument
>>56790899
Was gonna buy some of this today on Nucleus.
davey cameron is a pie
>>56790970
i hate smarch. lousy weather.
>>56790880
J'apprile
>>56790963
me at the park
I'm not the man they think I am at home ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM
>>56790963
Its what the average aussie poster looks like
>>56790994
you can still get it on the clearweb for another 2 weeks
>>56790289
>hard working pakis who contribute to the society
hehe good 1 m8
>>56790970
do not touch willy
>>56790880
caturday
>>56791015
lol
dae Family Guy?
>>56790880
April, the cruellest month.
how many can you name
>>56790962
Anyone born in august was bullied in school
>>56791092
wilfred
plug
spotty
fatty?
minnie
bash
>>56791092
All me
>>56791073
haha lad might just do that now for banter
>>56791092
none. cool kids read the beano
>how many can you name
used to love sittin about smokin weed and watchin TV but now I'm finding my TV shows more and more boring and i feel more compelled to just skip through parts of them
wth?????!
it's impressive how Euros can switch between their language and English so easily. I've learned a second language aand I mainly use it online, and I make plenty of mistakes. Can't imagine how many mistakes I'd make if I were to use it in public with some random stranger.
>>56791092
all me
>>56791113
how many innocent Muslims do you think died for that hastag to go viral?
>>56791113
stop posting this
actually getting angry in real life
i want a hugbox
need something witty for my reddit username lads
>>56791135
I get it
Just weighed in at 14 stone 4 and am 5 foot 9
Biggest bulk ever and probs finished now, can't wait to look shredded this summer
>>56791092
Danny, Fatty, Wilfred, Smiffy, Spotty, Toots, Ernest, Plug, Sid.
I think
>>56791092
Fatty, Danny, Smiffy, Plug, Herbert, Spotty...
>>56791092
6, 3, 2, 4, 5, 9, 8, 1, 7
>>56791092
Danny, Fatty, Smiffy, Erbert, Spotty, Plug. Can remember the others.
>>56791164
>5'9
Hahaha manlet.
>>56791135
not sure if you're baiting but they were in the beano
>>56791164
hench as fuck, what are your lifts?
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/mar/23/disability-campaigners-occupy-parliament-over-benefit-cuts
ah yes nothing to see here citizen! move along now!
wish i could just lose the plot already
>>56791143
>I'm bored
>Instead of doing something interesting or worthwhile, I'll take some drugs so even the most mindless shite entertains me
Great plan mate.
>>56791113
cant exactly blame her, shes a 16 year old girl thats a complete product of jewish propaganda, dont be mad at her
>>56791092
yui, mio, mugi, ritsu, azusa, ui & jun
>your life will never be a Michael Mann film
>>56791187
>>56791170
>Erbert
fuck, I knew I got that one wrong
Is it true that you get your bellend cut off when you're born in america?
>>56791159
topladwanker69
je suis charlie
>>56791225
>lmao just do something worthwhile bro!
nice meme
>>56791159
littlekidlover
>>56791204
Fuck them. Millions of us voted for austerity and cuts. Why do a handful of layabouts think they can disrupt the democratic process?
If they're fit enough to protest, they're fit enough to work.
>>56791275
je suis charli
think I am attracted to kids lads
what should I do
>>56791297
racist and sexist much?
>jewish propaganda
>>56791113
I knew a Belgian girl over here to study, and she was the most aggressive leftie fucker I have ever met in real life. She openly hated the white race, despite being white herself, and I once heard her say that she would never marry are have kids with a white man because it would just be "adding to the problem". I really don't know what they are teaching kids in some schools these days but it chills me to the bone.
>>56791154
99% of it is just people complaining about it
>Fuck them. Millions of us voted for austerity and cuts. Why do a handful of layabouts think they can disrupt the democratic process?
>If they're fit enough to protest, they're fit enough to work.
>>56791278
go running, read a book, learn a language, learn a hobby, take an online course, get bar-work
NAH, WANT TO SMOKE DANK KUSH AND WATCH X FACTOR LMAO.
You're fucked famalam.
looking at that photo of the belgian train and you can see a leg with a heeled shoe sticking up out of the ruins
>>56791203
Not great to be be honest, 3.5 pl8 squat and 1.5 pl8 ohp for reps are my best never do one rep max
>>56790016
>whitey got no girl
>nigger chatting up two at once
BIG
>The Beano still exists
wew.
>>56791382
Ha ha yeah, I know right?
El pablo
>>56791313
je suis a man who wants to spend the rest of his life in her asshole
>>56791198
Fuck me you're right they were. And I used to buy that shit every week, but now I think back I hated that cartoon and skipped it every single time. I loved Calamity James for some reason
>>56791388
art style went to shit a long time ago
>>56791344
>There are literally and unironically people ITT that think Gid's economic policies aren't shite.
>>56791204
>http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/mar/23/disability-campaigners-occupy-parliament-over-benefit-cuts
>not allowed to film if there's a demonstration
kek don't want to risk an uprising now do we?
>>56791372
oh yeah that photo there I can see definitely it
>>56791297
>severely crippled
>layabouts
This edge
The Numskulls was the best beano comic strip desu
>>56791369
>running
lmao what am i 40
>read a book
lmao what am i 60
>learn a language
literally what is the point
>learn a hobby
yeah i'll just go learn a hobby, dum bfuck
>online course
nobody cares about online courses
>get bar-work
lmao are you joking?
How many Europeans need to be slaughtered before we acknowledge that Islam is not a "religion of peace"?
>>56791470
wow, you really are fucked. Not even joking this time.
labour and jfs >>>/out/ desu
>>56791470
not an argument
>>56791337
Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Didn't Happen".
est ce que jambon
>>56791443
people pretend they're good (or they don't know or care) just because his policies suit them, he cuts money to people they don't like and it gives it to them
>>56791409
>tfw would get called out on /fit/ for my squat but never seen anyone in real life do more
>>56791457
>Black Rod, the official with responsibility for the parliamentary estates and security, ordered reporters not to take or tweet photos of the protests. Under Commons rules, only authorised photography is allowed.
>Black Rod
Even parliament are obsessed with big black cocks.
>>56791365
What a handsome young man.
>>56791470
ah yes, very articulate
>>56791484
about 200 million more probs
need a succ
What's the latest meme?
>>56791506
are you even a real person?
>>56791516
no sh*t
UKIP is just Labour for racists
how old are you lads? interested to see how old /brit/ is on average
>>56791420
loved that lemming, but i felt bad for james all the time.
roger the dodger was my lad
>>56791164
>5 foot 9
Kill yourself, lad.
>>56791560
your chode ahahaha
>>56791568
it's not an argument
>>56791523
Stop pretending these people don't exist m8.
>>56791580
nigh 20.
been here since i was 13
not sure why i remain
>>56791558
looks VERY familiar
F
>>56791591
only pseudo-manlets (i.e. sub-6'2') people are so hostile towards actual manlets.
Grow up.
Might get Grim Dawn, anyone played it?
>>56791464
If they're severely crippled how are they able to protest?
There are plenty of jobs that require less effort.
>>56791592
Not happy about this development desu.
>>56791591
Pls no bully
>>56791560
A mealy mouthed reply.
>>56791580
turned 18 last month bahahaha
Going to do a 40 minute workout with my Bull(worker)
gimme some tunage to exercise to
why do people subscribe (pay $5 a month) to twitch streamers?
>>56791616
A mealy mouthed reply.
get the best of reddit emailed to you once a week.
>>56791560
puppies get slaughtered by snakes is pretty fire right now
>>56791663
aha x
doing a Mcjob application and its asking me to list my greatest accomplishment to date
for fuck sake I did not ask for this feel
All I want is to win enough money in the lottery to be able to buy a house.
I don't care if I don't win the jackpot. I just want enough to buy a home so all I have to worry about is getting a job to pay for food each month.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
>>56791710
literally for the emotes i think
and some set chat to sub only
>>56791656
I did like over a year ago. Was pretty fun desu but i didnt get too far into it although i did enjoy it. If you like that type of game (Diablo clone is the only word i can think of) you should like it reminds me of Titans quest
>>56791464
They cry about being too spastic to work, but they soon perk up once their money is stopped. Fucking idle cunts.
>>56791092
danny, fatty, wilfred, smiffy, spotty, toots, erbert, plug, sidney?
>>56791729
>give an example of your leadership skills
>give an example of your problem solving skills
LITERALLY ARGH
>>56791710
some rich lads in dubai and shit donate huge amounts of money to twitch streamers
mad how people will waste their money
>>56791732
Save up a bit and move to a 3rd world country desu.
>>56791729
lmao you're applying for a job at McDonalds. Do they really think they are going to be hiring a former NASA astronaut or something haha
I'll have you know muslims have nothing to do with islam
>>56791443
Yeah, because he isn't cutting enough. Cut faster, harder, deeper.
just remembered i sent in a drawing to the beano one time then didn't buy it again for like 2 months
i wonder if they ever put it in the comic
>>56791769
It's complete now, not in early access anymore. Might get it on sale.
>>56791710
>people who give twitch streamers (especially girl streamers) stuff like £500 etc
Imagine being that much of a melt
>>56791729
Say you saved a drowning puppy once
That's what I did
>>56791771
>he thinks the only people that care about harsh cuts to the disabled are the disabled themselves
Kek. Have you ever left your house, lad?
