GET IN HERE. Ignore politics, let's do a risk thread. Don't forget your trip! Everyone starts with five T's. Those who join late just roll as usual. We start at five.
>name
>color
>location
>Novigrad
>dark red
>czech republic
Call your gets. If you take more than 10 minutes to reply, you lose the right to complain.
>>56492461
Never played this before.
>Carthage
>Teal
>Tunis
start me off in Yemen please
>>56492675
It's very easy, don't worry. If you fill a country you get a bonus to your rolls, as shown in the map. Just put it next to your name like:
>carthage [+4]
>>56492775
get a tripcode. And there is no black, is grey ok?
yessir
>>56492461
Southwestern Africa
Random
Brown
>>56492461
Caliphate
Dark Olive
Saudi Arabia
>>56492461
Sign me up, lad.
>United States of Banterboyz
>Blue
>Horn of Africa
>>56492461
Virgin empire
Yellow
Italy
>>56493178
horn is taken by >>56493093
start me off in Belgium
Carolingian Empire
Gold
NO YOU FOOLS FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT IN /POL /POL IS RISK RISK IS /POL
>>56493236
he said south-western though.
Horn of Africa is Somalia and the countries near it
>>56493283
I would but I'm banned
>>56493178
>>56493236
nevermind, he said west not east.
OP, can we please use this map instead? The map is essentially the same. The only difference is the rolls are fixed. You can add your own roll values for quads and other stuff, OP.
>>56492461
>all these africa/asia sign-ups
haram tbhh
>Baltic And Nordic Empire
>Teal or grey or purple
>Lithuania
>>56493361
This map is WAY better in terms of balance OP
But fix the number values
>>56493361
OK but it's gonna take a while to fill it all up again
>>56493283
We are fighting. The mods are offline and this janitor thinks he can get rid of Risk on POL we wont let it. But good luck with your game id play if i wasnt busy. Stop in pol and help us when your off your rolls if youd like :D
>>56493444
OP no that map sucks
keep the original map
>>56493444
I can wait and I'm sure the others won't mind either. Thanks!
>Brittania
>red if available, idc if not
>southern England
>>56493444
Copy paste the number values from the old map onto that one
>>56493484
reee i mind
>>56493479
>dubs
>roll x 2
so if i get a 11, i get 10 territories
however if i get a 9 i get 15 territories
>9 is better than a dubs
it's pretty retarded m9
>>56493361
FUCK NO
this map is slow AF
OP. don't do this map.
OK fuck it. forget that map. You do you, OP
>Galipoli
>any color
>Empire of Turan
>>56493502
get a trip
Judea
Whichever color is available
in israel
DO THIS MAP
or, you know, continue with the older one. No pressure.
>>56493755
>that absolute ultra-shit-tier map
jesus christ fuck off
>>56493755
>using a different map altogether
'no'
>>56493778
dude that map is the best
but we eurafrasia now
OP you slow motherfucker
>>56494004
oi
stop it
we're doing the old now. names will be added for next mup. Sorry for the delay
rolling to go to austria
>>56494065
KILL SAUDI ARABIA
Is OP kill?
desu the parliament game would be much better here on int. Anyone interested in hosting?
>>56494065
KILL YEMEN
>>56494090
how does it work?
>>56494085
trip was off but that's me
>>56494065
fill belgium, if spills fill netherlands
>>56494065
fill somalia. move to djibouti, eritrea and ethiopia.
in that order
>>56494103
good night sweet prince (abdullah)
>>56494085
>inb4 real time hosting
HOLY FUCK
>>>/pol/67785749
IS DED
>>56494119
You make your own party. The creator gets two seats, and the subsequent members get one. Then different parties vote on different topics for a country.
Works best with IDs.
>>56494065
EXPAND
>>56494182
inb4 you are kill regardless of who goes first :^)
>>56494065
more balts
-baltic
>>56494213
sounds painfully dull. i'd like to see a game though
>>56494287
It's very lively.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/67748668/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/67744665/
>>56494065
Why didnt you add me senpai>>56493639
>>56494383
you're orange
>>56494490
>Gallipoli
>Somehow thinks that's in South Italy
>>56494065
Send me to Sicily
>>56494513
im retarded, i just googled it and it went italy. I'll fix it up pham
>>56494490
I meant the gallipoli in turkey not italy
Fill turkey
>>56494554
Danks familia
fill austria then switzerland.
sorry for being slow, first time hosting
>>56494796
Destroy Habib
>>56494796
fill France
>>56494796
expand THE FUCK out of my region senpai
can i still join?
russia
any color
Make Europe Great Again
>>56494796
thanks for hosting, lad. finish eritrea and spill to ethiopia.
>>56494796
Kill Mohammad
If he is dead then expand into oman
>>56494796
>>56494878
Can i change location to mongolia?
>>56494090
Will /int/ like this?
Should I host this?
>>56494796
Nice job not filling in my tiles there.
>>56494942
>mongolia
don't think that's on the map, friend
>>56494796
Genocide the kurds and invade the east
>>56494796
fill belarus, spill sweden
>>56494883
oh by the way, my bonus is +1 OP
please note.
>>56494957
fixed it, now roll
>>56494931
>>56494973
Sorry man, i meant Kazakhstan. i always mix those up
>>56495085
Expand further south and into Libya
>>56495172
K A Z A K H ' D
A
Z
A
K
H
'
D
I should make an excel spreadsheet for this instead of writing it down
fill polska
>>56495433
fill France
>>56495433
absolute shit-tier rolls so far
Ethiopia and then South Sudan
>Bonus +2
>>56495433
fill sweden, spill norway
>>56495433
>>56495494
P A L I
A
L
I
take note, OP.
>>56495433
Just eoll my shit up senpai
>>56495537
noted.
>>56495433
Fill kazakhstan, spill south
>>56495567
straights!
>>56495433
fil up Saudi Arabia
>>56495613
alliance? we africans gotta stick together
>>56495620
you're out mate, sorry :(
>>56495634
too early, maybe later.
>>56495433
Genocide the armenians Annex georgia and azarbaijan. Spills go to syria
>>56495433
Go further north and fucking wreck that virgin
>>56495672
aight, but the threat from the north is imminent. i'll be here if you change your mind
>>56495678
STRAIGHTTTS
fill Iraq and greece too
>>56495567
fill this part, OP
>>56495526
trip'd back up
>>56495537
Dont expand into Iran or i will genocide the living shit out of you
>>56495904
i do not take kindly to threats, friend.
>>56495433
Back
Fill Saudi Arabia
Hey>>56495795 Wanna ally? Please give me that lil piece of polen
Rolling to complete poland then germany. Mohammed didn't roll.
>>56496088
Spills go to filling the entire Arabian peninsula
Also the country name is "Caliphate"
>>56496088
See>>56495904
>>56495931
Oh shit i didnt mean to send that to you
>>56496105
Yeah, I did. You missed:
>>56496088
>>56496105
>Wanna ally?
oke senpai
cede polish T, fill Swede, spill Finland then Iceland then UK
>>56496105
Finish up k-stan then move south
>>56496182
>fucked up trip
wew lads
new one tBh
>>56496105
well I'd said South Sudan, OP. you filled Sudan up.
Anyway. fill Sudan and then fill south Sudan.
Defence, if attacked, is the top priority.
>Bonus +4
>>56496105
Move further into Italy
>>56496105
Fill Syria and grease. Dont forget my bonus
>>56496105
EXPAND MY SHIT UP
>>56496178
you took 13 mins mate. Not my fault. I'll change the name
>>56496254
It is your fault
And mupdate faster, should be 10 mins
>>56495433
Any inactive nations i can take over?
>>56496245
are you hostile?
>>56496277
>And mupdate faster, should be 10 mins
usually it's 1 min for each player
OP's not bad tbqhf
>>56496277
it's his first time. stop acting like a brat. you rolled late so deal with it
>>56496105
Attack the Turks in Iraq
>>56496407
ayy lmao
>>56496105
fill france
>>56496407
Bonus should be +6 after you've added my last roll
>>56496498
Don't threaten me cunt
>>56496105
Please let me play in portugal
>>56496584
ALLAXTAN BASKA ILAX YOKTUR
>>56496584
I won't add that last roll. Read the OP
>>56496656
wanna take over england?
>>56496835
>I won't add that last roll
???
Look here you tyrant shit, I'm gonna perform a coup on your thread with no survivors
>>56496835
Yesss
Expand north
filling germany.
>>56496885
I meant this>>56496088
roll
>>56496972
fill France
spills Spain
>>56497054
Sorry, I'm just a bad risk manager. Do you mind starting this turn?
>>56496972
Keep moving south grabbing as many bonus points as possible
>>56496972
REMOVE
E A
M R
O A
V B
E
>>56496972
Expand.
This is my last roll. Thank you for hosting, OP.
Fuck that chink.
>>56497104
Fine
My roll is to expand north
For anyone who cares
>>>/pol/67796270
>>56496972
Fill Iceland, spill Scotland
>>56497255
spill to take whole UK
>>56496972
Finish Chad and Cameroon and spill to Egypt.
>Bonus +8
>>56496972
>>56497355
D U B S
U
B
S
take note, OP.
>>56497316
REEEE NO FUCK OFF LET ME PLAY!!
MUPDATE 6
Old OP was slow and incapable, I'm OPing now. Old OP can still play
Also fixed the names
>>56497468
ugh ffs
how about i cede you Ts in Russia or perhaps ukraine? denmark or kaliningrad would be pointless
>>56497221
No one? Gonna just let the Japfag win? Alright then ... back to work I guess.
>>56497355
>Cameroon
fuck, I meant Central African Republic. Sorry, OP!
>>56497355
are you attacking random in camerron?
>>56497574
That's fine Random had to go anyway
>>56497592
Sorry, see >>56497574
>>56497539
fine, please be my guest. Fuck this
>>56497539
Keep moving south to india, keep filling nations on the way.
>>56497539
Fill syria and gayrecee
>>56497649
>>56497539
Fixed my bonus
>>56497539
Uh, fill Sudan and then Egypt.
>Bonus +8
>>56497668
Spills go to Iran
>>56497539
fill germany
>>56497539
fill Ireland, spill Bong
>>56497539
ATTACK BANE
>>56497827
#YOLO bitch
MUPDATE 7
Carthage is gone. Any lurkers wanna take it?
>>56497925
oi boy, you agree to dis? >>56497562
>>56497972
Finish germany
>>56497972
Genocide Persians
>>56497972
fill Ukraine
>>56497972
What are you doing? I am blue! I should gain territory, not lose it! Fix this, please.
Assuming I've gotten that bonus after you've fixed it, fill Egypt and then Chad.
>Bonus +10
>>56497972
Move into India, clear the poo off the streets
>>56498084
fixed bonus in the name field
>>56498084
Fixed
>>56498211
Thanks lad
>>56497983
Sure, i'll take anything gimme any ,just don't kill me i have kids
>>56497972
I can give it a try but I have no idea how bonuses work
>>56498281
You have +3 bonus
Your bonus goes higher every time you complete a country, if you complete Italy your bonus becomes +7
>>56498281
if you fill a country, check the colour of the country on the map on the right. for example, italy is orange. orange corresponds to 4 on the map so if you fill italy, your bonus will go up by +4
Carthage roll
>>56498343
I see, is just adding the values assigned to the countries, ok.
Filling Italy is the next move, yes?
>>56498477
26 spill
>>56498477
yes. Get a trip please.
>>56498532
To Spain
>>56498556
On it
MUPDATE 8
>>56498631
In your name m8. Pus a hastag next to your name
>name [bonus] #[trip]
>>56498699
cede Ukrainian Ts to Vlad, fill Bong, spill to Russia
>>56498699
Fill Mali and then expand southward into all of Brown's territory.
>Bonus +15
>>56498699
Persian Genocide 2
>>56498699
fill germany, spill hungary > slovenia
>>56498699
Fill Spain, spill slovenia
>>56498699
Cross the sea and attack France
>>56498759
do you want denmark or can I have it?
>>56498844
12 spill
>>56498909
10 spill, Slovenia taken by Novograd
>>56498915
You're in Ukraine now, I renamed you to Vlad the Implyer, roll again
>>56498834
I think a war between us would hurt both our nations. Could I interest you in a NAP?
>>56498909
>>56498751
I forgot it again, plus the bonus fix
>>56498966
Fill Ukranie
>>56498966
Spill Croatia, Algeria if it wasn't possible
>>56499020
15 spill
>>56499020
Spils into Romania
>>56498699
Keep filling India, then the islands around it.
>>56498966
spill netherlands & belgium
>>56498759
I owe you, i swear alliegence to BANE
>>56498948
good luck getting to it, plus OP will prob take it first
>>56499070
I can't stop getting pali's
MUPDATE 9
BANE has allowed Vlad to live as his puppet
>>56499195
I am the old Op tho lol. This guy took over cause he's way faster. We have an alliance n shiet
>>56499226
Spill France, fill algeria
>>56499226
More Brown territory.
>Bonus +19
>>56499226
fill Russia
>>56499317
ops
>>56499226
Fill Romania, serbia and Bulgaria
Bonus 4
>>56498834
NAP?
>>56499226
>>56499352
Before you do this, can you fill Burkina Faso real quick and THEN fill Brown's regions, please?
Thanks.
>>56499226
Belgium then onwards to France.
>>56499276
fuck, didn't even notice was wondering why you suddenly stopped making rolls
>>56499226
Keep filling India, and the islands around it, any spill go north with
>>56499226
Attack mega
>>56498970
lol no
>>56499468
ayyyy
Oh fuck did I arrive too late?
>>56499468
>lol no
kek
>>56499581
>214 posts
nah
MUPDATE 10
>>56499651
Fill France, spill Morocco
>>56499593
Perspective of an alliance?
>>56499651
Defend if attacked.
If not, more Brown regions.
>Bonus +20
>>56499651
fill Russia
>>56499651
Push back the dirty sandniggers
>>56499651
Fill Romanian serbia and Bulgaria
>>56499715
Damn sorry bout the bonus
>>56499718
>If this happens do X
>If not do Y
Don't do this anymore, warning
Croatia > Bosnia > Serbia
>>56499718
Wanna help me attack carthage?
>>56499651
Attack directly on india
>>56499651
What the fuck, I've been afk for like an hour. How did I get so gross?
>>56499715
>wanna ally?
>>56499807
>wanna attack?
JUST
let's wait till another MUPDATE. I'll decide then.
>>56499784
Okay, but may I ask why?
>>56499906
Someone took over
>>56499916
Because that's double rolling
>>56499906
Wanna take it back?
>>56499916
>>56499906
well you missed a lot of turns and then finally someone took over.
>>56499958
Alri
MUPDATE 11
>>56500111
Defend and attack pakistan and india if you can
>>56500111
Fill france
>>56500111
Fill Russia
Everyone waiting for the other guy to roll first...
>>56500111
I guess fight this war I have no chance at wining. Push orange out of india
>>56500212
PALI OF GODS
spill for orange's caucus cunts
>>56500210
>>56500111
Defend
Can I still spill Morocco?
>>56500248
You dont have a +12 bonus m9
>>56500111
The remaining Brown territories and then the unclaimed African clay.
>Bonus +28
>>56500220
kek this
>>56500210
>>56500269
i've decided to remain neutral for now.
>>56500111
Fill Bulgaria and Macedonia
Spills attack red in Hungary
>>56500296
Sorry, forgot to change
>>56500343
After taking Hungary spill into Poland
>>56500311
Would you ally me in order to ensure eachothers safety
>>56500343
Bruh, I'm your master's ally. Can you not?
>>56500416
kek, I was considering helping MEGA actually. he seems to be fighting a losing battle. It may be too late for him at this point though
>>56500343
Cannot attack Novigrad, he's BANE's ally
Use your spills somewhere else
>>56500466
pls. i can hold him, just take away his bonuses
>>56500343
bruh take turkey instead
>>56500466
Europeans are coming for us familia. We have to protect ourselves from the hwhite men
>>56500583
>bruh
jump off a building
>>56500436
Oh fuck, didn't remember this, I'm so dead.
