best girl edition
last: >>54004096
Makedons, I am sad. Comfort me with funny ocs.
Literally every /balk/ country is a fucking meme
>Greece - pay denbts xDDD
>Turkey - mehmet my son
>Romania - copper cigani
>Serbia - Loosing all yugo wars
>Macedonia - Where do I even begin with?
>Kosovo/Albania - Thanks USA
>tfw no one fucks with Bulgaria
>tfw we're the only true balkan country
>>54017732
REPOSTAN
Can anyone recognize the language in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KliNd7J6vSM [Embed]
>>54017759
the person over greece is actually cigan in romania wtf
>>54017741
t. rio mare tatare
If you don't like kots you should terminate yourselves.
>>54017811
He's a singer too.
>>54017798
sounds romanian
>>54017857
serious? I think I read he is just rich cigan
Ohrid: 365 churches, a church(saint) for each day of the year
alboshit capital of S*opje: 1365 mosques, a mosque for every beheading
>>54017833
I shoot with my air rifle.
>>54017798
Would say turkish
>>54017833
>tfw I grew up with 6 cats
now im planning getting a pug
>>54017879
nope
>tfw no spaniard gipsy wife because i'm not gipsy
why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugkSqKFL_0
>/balk/: STRONK and indivisible
>/ex-yu/: ex-yu
>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year
>albo capital of Sk*pje : 1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer, for every day of the year
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation,
and to the genocides for which it stands,
one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.
>>54018140
Fuck off americunt
suggest me a lewd movie
What the fuck is that Danish autist's problem.
>>54018319
brokeback mountain
/mak/ K A D A ??
>>54018319
Caligula
>>54018140
You should dream bigger my friend :^)
>>54018140
how is the trebizond run going lad
>>54018366
We /balk/ long time nao.
>>54018366
fuck off
>>54018358
fuck off, fucking faggot
not this mediocre fakeblonde slut again
>>54018366
You ain't stealing taking away our Make friends Slobodan
>>54018414
its actually quite a beautiful story about love. open your heart x
>>54018366
O V
VOVOVOVO
O
O
>>54018395
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54018379
https://kat.cr/caligula-1979-720p-uncut-bluray-x264-aac-ozlem-t10502837.html
good ?
>b-but gipsies are uglies!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg6jFCrrBdo
>>54018476
they look like shit after they turn 18
>>54018102
I didn't expected you guys to have so many mosques. Also, are all of your albanians muslim?
>>54018420
I've only posted her about 70 times so far.
>>54018456
NO
FAGGOTS
ALLOWED
>>54018469
>niggertugal
>We in Slovenia are especially sensitive when it comes to this; For us in Slovenia, the Balkans begins here in Croatia. Because during the period of the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy we were the Austrian part of it, we were in Middle Europe, in the midst of civilizaition, while Croatia (on the other hand) would be the Balkans. For Croats, the Balkans begins with Bosnia and Serbia, since the Croats are catholics, they're Europe. For Serbians, the Balkans are Albanians, Kosovo and downward - The Serbs are the last fortress, defense of Europe.
>But the comedic part of it is that you can do the same thing in the opposite direction - For the Austrians we, the Slovenians are the Balkans.Karavanke, those hills between Slovenia and Austria, that is the border of the Balkans.The comedy goes even further- for the Germans, The Austrians are a sort of the Balkans.???? For French, there is something dark to the Germans, as if they're somehow suspicious. The French are the civilazation. And to go the farthest, for English, all of Europe is somehow the Balkans and Bruxells is the new Konstantinopol etc. Therefore, the Balkans is never right here. It is always somewhere downward, toward the East. "The Balkans are OTHERS." Yes, Yes.But I think this is a really important ideological category - because my friend Mladen Dolar had this wonderful idea that the Balkans functions as the Unconscious of Europe - all of European traumas, everything that Europe isn't willing to admit about itself, the brutality, anti-feminism, militarism, all of this is being projected as the Balkans.
What do you think lads?
>«Πρόβλημα που δεν έχει λύση», χαραkτήρισε την Ελλάδα ο γνωστός επενδυτής Τζορτζ Σόρος μιλώντας στο πραkτορείο Bloomberg, στη διάρkεια του Οιkονομιkού Φόρουμ στο Νταβός. «Η Ελλάδα εξαkολουθεί να αποτελεί πρόβλημα, είναι το ένα πρόβλημα που δεν έχει λύση», δήλωσε ο δισεkατομμυριούχος επενδυτής, σημειώνοντας ότι «τα έχουν kάνει θάλασσα kαι το μόνο που μπορεί να kάνει (η Ελλάδα) είναι να τα kουτσοkαταφέρνει».
For how long do you think we'll be able to keep getting away with it?
>>54018257
>americunt
wut?
>>54018395
notsarigrad/10
can you even handle so much moreta?
>>54018399
>be at war with genoa over their provinces in the black sea
>emperor defends them half of europe is against me
>block the bosporos with my navy
>suddenly teutons attack my fleet
>ragequit
starts this thread
doesnt post a mkd girl
maco u disappoint me son
>>54018509
they are 20 yo >>54018476
>>54018471
Not that good, unless you're really interested in learning about Caligula and his fetishes. It's definitely the lewdest movie I've ever seen though, almost porn
>>54018558
I've seen his doc, post more zizek memes
>>54018366
Good idea 2bh, that way we don't have to listen to Romanians, Moldovans and Bulgars sperging
>>54018530
pepper spray
>>54018577
Sure I'd fuck her, but that doesn't fix the fact that she isn't really qt.
>>54018653
>>54018574
I'd start building up relations with poland and lithuania, attack theodoro without a casus belli ti get closer and then ally them with a dip advisor and a gift, maybe it will be enough.
or something like that, OPMs can only survive with strong allies and it's a bitch to find one for this far east orthodox states
that's why I proposed it.
>>54018719
Last one, my zizek folder is small as fuck.
>>54018719
hahaha I read it in his voice
10/10
>>54018858
That's my fav desu, found one more
>tfw I can't have a gipsy wife because i'm not gipsy, so here you cant marry a spaniard gipsy
>tfw those balks can have sex with a qt gipsy wife and they are still in house
DO IT FOR ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg6jFCrrBdo
5134>tfw the gyppo ethnic consciousness will awaken and the balkans will be fucked
>>54019034
good vid
>>54019100
5134 was the captcha lol
>>54017759
Put this as Greece
Bulgars are dead.
Post clay currently in Bulgaria that belongs to you.
>>54019034
>tfw I can't have a gipsy wife because i'm not gipsy, so here you cant marry a spaniard gipsy
wat
looking at those related iberian gypsy videos has me all hot and bothered btw. gypsy girls really are seductresses. if only their ethnic group weren't so disgusting
>>54018566
For ever of course
>>54019254
spaniards gipsies only can marry a gipsy husband
>>54019251
>Le Greater Macedonia
>>54019321
i'm sure our local gypsies would feel similarly here. but we're european conquistadors, not brown manlets so we take what we want bruh
>go to my grandmother's grave
>someone took half of the flowers
>also stole the candle
These are the people who call you a subhuman /balk/. These are the so called "greeks" who claim ties with the ancient ones. I'll stop calling myself greek desu
I just found this documentary about the Macedonian minority in Albania -- thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdNh6p8RKo
>>54019383
>tfw our officials don't act like alboniggers with muh greater x and shit
dayum shame
>>54019492
Reclaim Faroe when?
>>54019465
stop trying, faggot
>>54019542
fugg :D
>>54018566
there is no punishment in this world too harsh for george soros every time i hear his name im triggered
>>54018808
i had everything in control the bulgarians were doing the heavy lifting in greece fighting off sicily and genoa while i was patrolling the seas for enemy fleets i was prolly 10:1 outnuzzubered on land but that didnt matter since they had to come to my land by fleet and then a fucking baltic fleet arrives in the aegean and wrecks my shit they ai gets ridiculous bonuses how does it make sense that a fleet can fare across all of europe without being damaged?
>>54019492
the megali idea isnt dead we are just less obvious about it
>>54019492
first article in our constitution is that we dont want any one's clay, we are the most peaceful people in the balkans, rest are niggers
>>54019613
wait, bulgarians in eu4 start date?
>>54019649
>we dont want any one's clay
>his country is literally stolen bulgarian and greek clay
>>54019492
iktfb, the shitty luck to be surrounded by gypps
>>54019666
im playing timeline extended mod it starts at 1356 the balkans are BALKANISED i love it
>>54019649
It isn't first article, it was added as an amendment after the negotiations with Greece as a precondition for them to lift the embargo on us I think, but otherwise yes.
>>54019690
>and greek clay
>turkish education
>>54019753
>>54019666
forgot the pic
>>54019214
fix'd
>>54019881
We wuz philosophers therefore it is ours
>>54019881
>turks calling the people that were there before them turks
good mim
>>54019905
fug why did you attack genoa so early, do you want a border with the mongols shit son
>>54019465
Damn tirana looks so nice
>>54020004
i already have borders with the mongols the light blue is trapezunta
>>54020153
oh I thought that on top was crimea forming.
I'd attack wallachia and byzantium with the bulgar help, genoa after good alliances or after the shadow kingdom fires
>>54020225
>after the shadow kingdom fires
i always forget that
btw declared war on the horde
>>54020538
Make the next tread donplaya edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8q8S09g7lM
>>54019905
What mod is that
>>54020225
Rude.
#EmotionalBoiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58t8dCg3VXg
>>54020627
just the trade center I'd leave you alone after that
>>54020627
>>54019753
>>54020225
>I'd attack wallachia
already vassalised them
why do bulgars always sperg out they attacked serbia my ally and now they are getting fucked from every side beacuse i declined the call
>>54020784
Got a link to it? And the map. I don't own any parajew game so I can't get them from the forums.
>>54020152
did u watch it? I was just trolling but then unironically watched it.. lol. I'm straight but don't really understand all the gay hate. Sad Tbh.
I am a Yugoslav.
Ask me anything.
>>54020784
>I didn't help Bulgaria by honoring our alliance
>>54021198
>they attack my ally while im at war with the mongols
>im at fault
just admit it even in video games you sperg out over nothing
>>54020893
i just got it from the steam workshop i dont know where to download them manually sorry lad
>>54021417
>just admit it even in video games you sperg out over nothing
>>54020893
http://steamworkshopdownloader.com/
>>54018566
>yfw we won.
>yfw Kraut's will either begin to send their shekels down here in order yo save us and their ass or live in a country with designated rapist squads
After all...
We put the hell in /Hellenic/
>>54022135
Last I heard, Orban demanded that a fence be built between BG,MK and Greece if Greece cannot secure it's borders.
omg some old guy keeps bugging me to fix his fucking VHS player
V
H
S
player
fuck
>>54022135
link my stream shows nothing except what steinmayer said
>>54022263
orban is a meme with negative influence
>>54021547
Thank.
>>54022370
>orban is a meme with negative influence
Well you probably say that cause you don't like what he says.
>>54022457
are you feeling good because a random east european president said something bad about your big bad oppressor?
jesus christ balkan inferiority complex
>>54022553
N-no.
I am just saying you dismiss him but if his stance was accepted it'll probably be in your favor as well since you could turn all the people back rather than accept them.
>>54022263
Orban is literally crying his eyes out desu.
>B-But its Greece's fault .
>Much evil crazy/lazy Greekz
>we are going to build a wall and trap the boat ppl in Greece r-right guys g-guys??
post the brushing kot webm
>>54022650
http://www.dailysabah.com/europe/2016/01/19/closing-borders-not-to-help-refugee-crisis-settlement-program-across-eu-needed-german-fm
here, from a guy with actual influence
>>54022453
>>54021547
Well, I got it and selected it in the launcher, but it's not working. It's still the 1444 starting date and it can't go down. It didn't crash or anything, it's selected, but it's not working.
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
>>54022888
Ok, I read it but that's not important.
>dailysabah
What the fugg :D
>>54022994
eeh..
>>54022994
>>54022263
Build boats and send them up to Adriatic sea
Your move
>>54022135
>mfw
Jebem vam mater u picku, govna jedna
>>54023552
I'd like to close our border desu. Not that it matters for us anyway since no one wants to stay here. Then you should direct them to Albania. Let them deal with this.
>>54023721
se tvoe siptarsko da ti ebam
kurot da ti ispadne
>>54023763
I have a hunch that the human organs trade is going to flourish
>>54023837
Idk, I think it's pretty haram to do it on your own brothers in faith :^)
>>54023721
CЪPБE
ЪPБE
PБE
БE
E
БE
PБE
ЪPБE
BЪPБE
CЪPБE === BЪPБE
>>54023721
'ello guv'na
>>54023986
Jebem te u usta
>>54024071
Are you Le* Buttmad xDDDDD
>>54024164
Mama tvoja
Bugarsko govno
Backstabbing piece of fuck
>>54024202
HE IS BUTTFUCKED TO OBLIVION
>>54024254
jebem te u dupe
>>54024408
THE NAME OF SERBIA COMES FROM THE TRIBE SERVIA. LITERALLY MEANING TO SERVE. LITERALLY SERBS ARE SLAVES
DISCLAIMER: THIS CAN NOT BE FABRICATED
>>54024071
>>54024202
>>54024408
101 ways of being assblasted: the person
>>54024496
http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/verb:servare
>>54024496
Bulgarians are not slavs
>>54024604
Do you know the difference between a verb and a noun?
http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/noun:serva
>>54023721
>>54024071
>>54024202
>>54024408
>>54024644
yбaчeни ycтaшки шпијyн дeтeктeд
>>54024854
I dont understand
>>54024496
Bulgarians -- the name is said to be ultimately from Turkic bulga "mixed," in reference to the nature of this people of Turko-Finnish extraction but Slavic language.
Excerpt from etymology of Bulgarian name
Numerous sources m8
Now say you ain't a gypsy.
>>54024604
nice meme, but [citation needed]
>>54024916
Can you please tell me the region in which you're currently living? It's also the one this thread is named after.
>>54024916
there's literally a dozen proposed etymologies it's just that this one was the comparty's favourite
Srbija will only grow smaller.
>>54025879
Yeah but China will grow larger.
>>54025879
Like Bulgaria
How much did you lose after ww1?
>>54018469
i am not a nigger
>>54026301
>>54026455
i am white
i swear
>>54026563
just stop it mehmet
nothing below austria isn't white
>>54026801
>t- pol
>>54026801
B Aнглийcкия нямa двoйнo oтpицaниe
>>54026852
>нямa
>ня
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-YPMxhoqA#t=7
кaкo бeшe пecнaтa ?
чepнo мope ________
>>54027017
мнoгo e дoбpe :3
>>54027017
мнoгo e дoбpe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eohRnxXZ7Qk
>>54026970
Can you at least find a different song. Don't get me wrong I'm all for friendly banter but this nightcore shit has got to stop
>>54027045
>>54027092
haha, yes idk how i even know this song
>>54027102
Is this better
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YUQXspR7oFU#t=68
>>54027311
>edgy dubstep
Even worse m8 :(
>tfw you make fun of the Bulgarians saying nya
>tfw you secretly want a Bulgarian qt that will say that to you all the time
>>54027351
Sorry, I can't find anything decent. Plus that clip has the clearest sound compared to the others.
do all balkanites have big dicks
>>54027671
Tfw my dick is more thicker than longer
>>54027671
ask your mom
>>54027759
your dick is a block of cheese?
does anyone have the nikola gruevski supporter video
>>54019440
They are Albanians and Gypsies like you. An Albanian did the same with the grave of my grandparents.
>tfw 1/4 of the population and 1/4 the natural resources
That feel when Western Moldova will never secede from the shithole that is Romania
>>54027671
my dick is as long as the distance from the outstretched thumb to index fingertip, and circumference when they touch each other
>>54027956
https://youtu.be/OT6TONe_Irg
>>54027671
>In Ancient Greece and various vassals of the Greek city states an uncircumcised, small penis was seen as a sign of nobility and cultural superiority, whereas a penis of a bigger size was regarded as vulgar and inappropriate, mostly associated with barbarian culture
tfw noble and culturally superior
>>54019440
uh, dude these flowers are sold by immigrants on the traffic light stops
are you mental?
>>54028194
i think they mean just on statues
and even then it's more about being flaccid than anything
>>54028054
>like you
I'm greek senpai but I'm disgusted by this whole thing so much I wish I weren't. I hope it was an albo or a gypsy who did this
>>54028203
Then why would he need the candle? I bet he took all that shit just so he can put it in the grave of HIS relative.
>>54028158
>people like this are allowed to vote
>>54028344
remember just how stupid the average person is
half the population is even dumber
and some of the smarter than him aren't really that much better
>>54028194
>>54028501
>>54028321
he took the candle because he could, are you like single digit IQ.
>let's take em flowers to sell to couples yes
>oh look a more expensive looking candle, but lets not that's sacriledge
jesus fucking christ some of you need to be banned from voting
>>54028318
>it's more about being flaccid than anything
thats what i meant it llooks like a greek statue when flaccid but like a big bulgar cock when erect
>i think they mean just on statues
considering that they tried to portray the ideal body they probably liked it irl too
>>54028321
Just buy cheap stuff. They are like stray dogs who come always back when you give them some food. It's pointless to catch and talk with them.
>>54028450
I am all for direct democracy but restricted to people capable to pass a civil test on some basic political/economic/civil stuff.
test
>>54028568
>they tried to portray the ideal body
they made sculptress of politicians and other important people
they made sculptress of animals, and mythological beings
also, didn't they colour their statues in weird colours
>>54028564
Then why did he leave all the other candles and shit from the graves around me?
>>54028679
did you post cp or gore anon?
>>54028629
>direct democracy
you sure you don't mean representative?
>>54028682
>they made sculptress of politicians and other important people
>they made sculptress of animals, and mythological beings
how is that an argument against my statement?
>also, didn't they colour their statues in weird colours
no, they were flashy but never unrealistic
malakas
campagne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zlUT8ehGU
vote for pussylips
>>54028736
... got banned for shitposting, no kidding
>>54028693
fuck m8 I dunno, maybe he did take them from you to put them in his grave but it sounds like bs
why didn't you search for your candle and flowers if you care so much, his grave must have been around there
>>54028746
>representative
Yeah, not in the current form we have where you can't simply remove a person if he doesn't do his job properly at any time. And most don't.
And yes I meant direct democracy. Something akin to Switzerland, but as I said limited to people who show basic understanding of things not every fuck up who gets 18 years old.
>>54028796
kardash <3
>>54028795
>how is that an argument against my statement?
i'm saying while they did make statues of attractive things, they also made many statues with for a reason
be it political, historical, mythological, etc
i'd think those flaccid male statues were much more likely "beautiful" in the artistic and meek kind of way, and not in the the perverted and whoreish kind of way
>>54028796
GAMISHOU
>>54028796
big greek dick -> tight anatolian vagina
>>54028922
>>54027311
Oј вeј
>Greek social media users
>>54028947
>i'd think those flaccid male statues were much more likely "beautiful" in the artistic and meek kind of way, and not in the the perverted and whoreish kind of way
there isnt much of a difference though if you find a body artistically butifel you also would find it attractive in a physical way dont you?
>>54029169
ellada
limunada
>>54028796
>>54029169
>these people exist
>>54029181
idk
i personally think tomboyish grills with short hair and all that are best grills. sporty, nerdy, etc.
but if a girly grill is going to be a whore and grind on me i'm more likely to get turned on by that . .
>>54029219
>>54029275
>>54029304
hey gayreeks, stop shitposting and tell us why your statues had little white dicks
>>54029350
because greeks were nordic and nordics are sissies
>>54029169
>>54029219
>>54029275
a translation would be appreciated
>>54029169
Jesus
>>54029393
>Good evening, you are very beautiful and have great bodies both of you
>>54029275
This is unironically true
Is this guy the cutest candidate ever, I'd vote for him
>>54029350
Easier to manufacture
>>54029169
>characholova
that means she's got a slavic husband right
>>54029350
>but if a girly grill is going to be a whore and grind on me i'm more likely to get turned on by that
which is not possible when you are sculpting a statue;the important part is when they sculpted gods they would try to create a perfect being thus also as beautiful as possible so what you see is the greek ideal
>>54029169
does this technique work?
>i personally think tomboyish grills with short hair and all that are best grills. sporty, nerdy, etc.
are you from sofia?
>>54029468
top keks
>>54029537
if another fucking bush becomes president they may as turn into a monarchy
>>54029537
yeah, it makes you feel bad for him when you see his face
would get my sympathy vote
>>54029537
looks like an absolute pushover, just like obama
>>54029219
>>54029304
>>54029412
Time for some more cringe
>>54029537
>Is this guy the cutest candidate ever
arent you forgetting someone?
>>54029700
>>54029700
>o varoufakis me mallia
spooky
>>54029786
wat
>>54029676
ikr :\
>>54029558
>are you from sofia?
no
>perfect bodies
my point was the thing i would consider a perfect body, isn't the thing which i would consider the hottest body
tomboy looks imply a certain personality.
bitchboy looks also imply a certain personality.
thus while the body pay be "perfect" and depict the "ideal" person, who is very beautiful, in many ways.
does not mean this is the sexiest depiction of a body.
>>54029700
My fucking sides
Translation for our mongol friends
>You are a gorgeous pink rose which bloomed in the concrete jungle and you give to us, the humble chamomiles, a smile that shines through the abyss of modern society
>>54017732
I'm not a Makedon.
However, I'm funny.
Here's your OC effendi
>>54029542
She looks like she's one of your own, 2bh
Stop invading us, will ya?
Pic related, is her
>>54029786
Varoufakis with hair
>>54029941
>Stop invading us, will ya?
lolno
>>54029987
>>54029786
Freddie Mercury
Are you spooped now?
>>54029833
>>54029542
or a slavic father
or grandfather
or great grandfather you dumb cuck
>>54029987
>yanis
>>54029700
>palaiologou
is this a meme or does he actually have royal blood in him
>>54029880
well its also made by men for men so small dicks were probably preferred...
>>54029906
it's national treasure not wealth
>>54030166
Why does Varoufakis always look like he's about to rape someone
Does some Greek have Kakis as a surname?
>>54030016
K then, better than having a Syrian invasion
>>54030226
because he's constantly raping greece
>>54030260
Never heard of it
>>54030226
you wouldnt know swagger if it hit you in the face
>>54030226
first he rapes your economy, then he rapes your bitch
>>54030226
Because he raped us with additional 50 bn € of pointless austerity measures
>tfw varoufakis will launch a new eu party in berlin in a few days to push for change in europe and make it more transparent, accountable and efficient
>tfw the media in greece will try to smear shit on him like they did since day 1
>>54030226
because hes raping the econo,y
>>54030314
Swagger is looking like you've jewed someone out of money?
>>54030352
>government gets you in denbt and you need 2 "bailouts"
>government can't strike a peace deal with turkey over cyprus and islands
>government can't strike a deal with macedonia over name disputes
>options are radical left and radical right
>elect radical left, they give you a referendum
>you vote on referendum
>they disregard your vote
>they're not left at all
>they can't protect your boarders for shit
have greeks lose their faight in democracy yet
>>54030656
I don't think any party can get you out of this mess, we've gone through a lot of them in the few years that passed
I WANNA FUCK THIS TURKISH CHICK SO BAD
she looks like mehmet and gavur girl from balkanlar's daughter
makes my dick diamonds
>>54030656
Yes
Khanate when?
>>54030819
>8000 years and counting
>tfw greeks will never give up on their shitty political system
