grill edition
cara
Lara
camgirls
Kyary
>>53996694
wow
Beesa
she gon' do the coke until she cant see the line
the truth in the song be the pro black teachin
Rime
>>53996761
dog
Lads, should I watch a kung fu movie, an episode or two of a TV show or just a non kung fu movie?
>>53996605
extremist muslims want to behead you
moderate muslims want extremist muslims to behead you
Qt
>>53996781
Racist
>>53996727
BEAUTIFUL creation friend. sacrificing my mind on the altar of psychedelic experimentation again on sunday. i only do this to gain knowledge of our collective unconscious and thus push mankind toward enlightenment
>>53996767
rimes power snack between hard games of dota
>>53996786
is that a child
>>53996786
nonce reading off the meter
>>53996682
Lena
what a time to be alive
business idea: activate eighth circuit consciousness with high doses of ketamine
>>53996678
>>53996724
>>53996682
>>53996786
PLEASE tell me she takes the BBC
really want a 14 yo gf lads
im 27
>tfw it's too cold in my room to have a wank
>>53996842
only the BBP
>>53996842
of courshe
>>53996798
we thank you for your sacrifice
cross your bridge safely
what does bp stand for
>>53996826
fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK
that body FUKC
U reckon she's on it lads
>>53996875
its a shop that one
>>53996870
blood pressure
>>53996870
big penis
want to join a crossfit gym because they appear to be full of MILFs in midlife crisis mode who should be ripe for a shag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM-zI9agabI
@53996882
you posted this earlier youll get no more (You)s from me
>>53996882
amazing
did m a good old protracted laugharoonie at this old posty
>>53996842
No fuck off
>>53996870
british petroleum
>>53996870
bone pressed
>>53996847
join ISIS and just rape your way across iraq
technology idea:
camera that captures everything that exists in the frame, even things in the foreground behind an object. Imagine a world where you can just open an image in Photoshop and erase something and voila there's a tree behind it
>>53996924
white women were literally built for the black cock
>>53996902
there definitely does seem to be a lot of hot ass girls in crossfit
crossfit has put a lot of couples together.
>>53996989
can you fuck off
>>53996989
>white
>>53996870
>>53996870
boniface peñaranda
don't know whether it is too late to get pissed. stumped with what to do.
>>53997063
It's too late senpai
oi seppos how old are 'juniors' in high school?
>>53997063
never too late to get pissed
going to do some poker
reckon if i wasn't autistic I would have banged like 10 girls by now
>>53997063
I'm working at 10 am so should probably sleep soon
>>53997063
im getting pissed and look at me im a role model haha
just had some disaronno and cokoe and ima bit fucking OUT OF MY MIND haha init just fucking do it you wet willy or ill think youre a fanny
>>53997107
i'm all in
unironically turned on by the smell of my own ball musk tb honest
>>53997127
sexy redhead
>>53997102
like 16-17ish? some of htem might be as young as 15 or as old as 18 but theyre outliers. its usually for 16 and 17 year olds
>>53997102
16-17
>reckon if i wasn't autistic I would have banged like 10 girls by now
imagine being there when Es were a new thing and acid house was a new thing
https://youtu.be/sx3lwaSoGps?t=2m50s
>>53997164
>>53997170
*gives you both a big smooch*
*it was actually the kiss of death*
trolololo!
>>53997063
>getting pissed by yourself
>>53997171
yeah being a normal person must be pretty awesome
>>53997184
*i was actually praying for the sweet release of death*
the joke is on you
if dubs i kill myself
business idea: recording device so sensitive it can capture sounds that occurred at a location years after the fact
technically it should be possible to record the Gettysburg address
>>53997207
haha! enjoy living!
>>53997201
literally nothing wrong witht that
tell me one secret, anon
sometimes I go to /b/ for porn and one time I did a cum to a jailb8 photo. Felt proper shit afterwards
>>53997184
heh
good one kid
*dies*
>>53997181
>acid house
Good lad
>>53997147
hot desu
post ballsack
>>53996848
Needing to use lube for a wank when it's cold must be a bastard.
You can't even stay under the blanket otherwise the bedding will go sticky with dried in lube.
>tfw our only hope is being undermined by the blairites
loving my new chair lads
>>53997107
>>53997134
I won
>>53997265
That is certainly a chair
>>53997240
I actually don't need lube because my cut is loose so I still have some foreskin tb h. I just can't get turned on when it's cold
should I get pissed tonight lads?
>>53997289
i told you! i told you! i fucking told you! *starts punching the air out of excitement* yeah yeah yeah!
>>53997265
have you broken it in yet?
y'know what i mean heh heh heh... had a wank in it yet? ;)
>>53997279
nah m8 got a straight flush
>>53997265
lovely chair lad. saw your post about it earlier and felt excited for you
>>53997265
like a bit hot
(Like if you sit in it its going to get quite hot)
>>53997265
Is that the Trump chair that you were spamming?
https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5
GET FUCKED WAYNE
having a want
>>53997265
Is that one of them white/natural light things?
>>53997307
may i sit in your chair?
where can I get a cheap rubiks cube?
>>53997309
yeah around 4 (got it the day before yesterday haha)
>>53997316
ta :)
>>53997329
nah its fine. the material is really, really comfortable
>>53997340
yup
>>53997346
no it's called a "lamp" you dunce haha :P
>>53997350
fuck off you grubby little rat
>>53997265
>cloth
idiot
>>53997265
Looks comfy
>>53997127
doesn't stop actual autistic ppl
https://a.pomf.cat/slpajp.webm
if i post my chair will I get replies?
lanc LOVES charli and wants her to drop her kitty down low on his willy
got so many replies for posting my chair haha
>>53997343
Not bad senpai
wud neck Cowies to
>>53997359
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004JQPXNU
so there's this bird i live with who i kind of fancy but she seems like a slag. she had one guy sleeping in her room, then switched to sleeping in my mates room, and now it seems she's shagging someone else! fills me with rage that i have feelings for such a whore but i can't ignore it reeeeeeee
>>53997343
fucking kek
this makes me miss /r9k/
>>53997390
attractive people have it easy ffs
>>53997201
Literally done it 1000 times and I do not exaggerate
Also taken MDMA, ket, coke, speed, acid, shrooms by myself
>>53997343
expecting big things ffrom this my love do not disappoint t. me
>>53997229
Jailbait in the US would probably be legal here.
>>53997265
post of the year
abuse me
>>53997127
best one
https://a.pomf.cat/vswrkk.webm
>>53997399
we're all big fans of furniture
>>53997412
Thanks for the link but it's only a quid dearer in Argos and I could pick one up tomorrow
there must be a cheap knockoff in a poundworld or something
reminder that you're a monkey with a brain full of shit
>>53997201
I'm doing that right now
>reminder that you're a monkey with a brain full of shit
Jeremy Corbyn? More like Jeremy Cuntbyn! Topkek!
>I actually don't need lube because my cut is loose so I still have some foreskin tb h.
>>53997265
someone put kev in it
>>53997462
>tfw no autistic gf
>>53997201
what's wrong with that?
get to be drunk, all comfy and warm at home
listening to whatever music i want
cheap and decent ale
stagger up to bed when i want or fall asleep on the couch
it's boss
don't get me wrong, i still go out with friends etc to get pissed, but it is so nice to do it at home when i'm not going out
>>53997414
there are no innocent girls. every girl has at least one FWB going at any time
>>53997201
most of us shutins do that all the time
only 1-2% of my times getting fucked up have been with other people. i do almost everything alone whether its drinking, drugs, or having orgasms
(i dont want it to be this way tbqh, it just is)
Pic related is the real you.
>wanking in your chair
Weirdos
>>53997523
got quite a few more bones i see
>>53997329
He's a convict, the concept of hot is meaningless to him.
>>53997201
im for all intentsr and purposes a nnormie filthbucket and i get sloshed on me lonesoome once in a while ie now its alright as long as uve got some sort of thing to do
loving my new chair lads
>>53997506
this
its the comfiest way of life. if you know how to enjoy time alone you can also enjoy time alone drunk
>>53997530
>standing to wank
No thanks
>>53997171
Good show tbH.
>>53997201
16 year old detected
>>53997541
I do it in bed desu
>>53997523
spooky
KIM WILDE
I
M
W
I
L
D
E
miss Sweden tb honest lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GXYoP4ZVRA
>>53997505
https://a.pomf.cat/gnolwd.webm
>>53997541
>not laying on a towel in your bathroom
always wanted to go on a cruise, 2bh
might play katawa shoujo again
>>53997523
doesn't show the collective quantum consciousness synchronicity net
How much do nurses make?
>>53997559
NEVER TRUST A STRANGER WITH YOUR HEEEAAAARRTTTTTTT
>>53997523
Prefer this one because it has the eyes which are so vitally important to our reality
>>53997601
I think like 50k US
>>53997570
top kek
>>53997601
Not enough are NHS workers are literal angels
>>53997601
THEY SHOULD MAKE FOOTBALLER'S WAGES
>>53997423
mdma alone is very underrated.
its actually quite psychedelic when youre alone. dont think ive ever appreciated myself or the world around me as much as during those experiences. also very /comfy/
>>53997601
not enough
take the bankers bonus and give it to them
>>53996678
oi m90s hows it goin?
watcha listening 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>53997601
not enough they should stop paying soldiers so much and start paying nurses their amount
>>53997613
>tfw you think about the battering your CNS has taken
>>53997462
my fave
>>53997530
>not wanking on your back with your legs in the air and your cock facing your mouth
>>53997571
I remember doing that when I was 14 and wanking to the hot girls in my class
In my mind of course
Facebook didn't exist when I was 14 and neither did the smartphone
>>53997523
>>53997613
stop posting this shit its fucking icky
>>53997613
motherfucking andross
>>53997390
He doesn't like you.
look at this spastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Odncv-GcA
>>53997530
I put a pillow on my chair
>>53997651
>posting my OC
Good lad that's an ancient gimmick. Do you have the heavy metal one I made and the porridgebro?
>>53997613
wheres the nerve that controls our dicks? haha
>>53997675
>>53997645
>>53997632
>>53997623
>>53997620
Was actually looking for a proper answer x
>>53997712
bourgeois cunt they aren't making enough that's your "proper answer"
>>53997610
MY WORLD IS IN PIECES, YOU'VE STOLEN MY PRIDE
Alri lads
How's your night going?
me and the gf
so yank faggots it snowing yet?
>>53997683
Would you say that it makes you feel uneasy?
>>53997712
It's a fucking woman's job, m8. There's your answer
>>53997739
My squad all died on xcom :(
>>53997705
this? i don't have the porridge one
One of the girls at my work has tumblr hair now hahaha
>>53997774
and you call yourself a commander?
shame upon you
>>53997783
where do you work?
>>53997747
Is that fng?
>>53997757
it has a couple times
WHY IS MY FUCKING COMPUTER RUNNING SLOW I SPENT $1000 ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT MACBOOK WITH ONLY 120 GB OF FLASH STORAGE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK REEE
>>53997757
Yes I went out and drove around in it in my Land Rover
Quite a bit of fun
>>53997808
yes
he is a real qt :3
>>53997778
ye that's the one. top lad
>>53997815
>macbook
you deserve it, 2bh
bit worried i wont be able to maintain my 66.4 average going into 3rd year and therein won't be able to get into an honours 4th year haha
>>53997838
>66.4 average
>honours
what
>>53997860
need a credit average (65) to be considered for honours in my course
>>53997774
Good lad
>>53997838
bit worried i'll die a bitter, lonely, drug addict virgin lol
>>53997872
shes heaps cute though mate
>>53997865
like 66.4/100?
>>53997872
why don't you shag the bird in your pic there?
LOVE ulster hes the best i luvim desu heres a bpsot dedicated to ulster my favourite guitar playing idiot who chats a lot of shit but is a big silly init haha luvim luvim xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo
>tfw you will never have a flat with Kim Wilde in hammersmith in 1988
litterally end it all lads haha
>mfw brits will never know the feeling of chanting USA with their m8s on the 4th of july
>>53997904
yeah
David Attenborough is 89
What's /brit/drinking tonight instead of going out?
>>53997921
bit of a weird system, that isn't a passing grade here
right so i've literally gotten drunk to the point of passing out every single night for 5 years. shouldn't i be experiencing some kind of health problems or downside by now? i feel fine and hardly get hangovers i just keep drinking because i need it to sleep
>>53997919
>seppo saying "mate"
cuck
>>53997911
Literally listening to this as you posted it
>>53997806
Brothel
>>53997951
yeah you are probably fucked senpai
>>53997919
independence day is unironically my favorite holiday
>>53997921
That's embarrassing
Here you have to maintain a 70 to not get expelled
Honors is typically an average of 92.5
>>53997952
>thinking that aussies own the word "mate" and other english speakers aren't allowed to use it
retard
>>53997924
that's pretty old
>>53997906
don't think she'd consent
>>53997949
>>53997981
don't get all high and mighty the US organises their class structure in a completely different way
apparently you have to do humanity units even if you're not doing a humanity degree, your finals are worth shit all, your homework contributes to your final mark, etc
>>53997981
Maybe their exams are different with 50 being average or something
>>53997937
Here, except it's not instead of going out because that would imply that I have friends to do things with
>>53997955
good lad
are there still British girls like Kim anymore?
>>53997952
where does mate even come from
>>53997919
spent 2 4th julys in the USA, once in NYC and once in baton rouge Louisiana
>>53997994
lol didn't even imply that you dead shit but "mate" is definitely not a word for yanks
>>53998027
HOU JE BEK KANKERLEIJER
>>53997952
I don't actually say mate IRL, it sounds wrong to my tongue, 2bh.
hsout out to australia for making lovely wine which i am consuming right now YES im a girl NO i wont show you my fany or legs orfeet or any ruddy bloody bleeding thing ok now NAFF off you paki scum
>>53998049
thought so
>>53998051
is it from the hunter valley? from what i've heard the hunter valley has GOAT wines
>>53998051
show us ur arsehole with spread cheeks
>>53998060
Don't look at me like that
>>53998051
absolteuy,ly horrid post
>>53997951
I've been doing this for about 9 years and I've got really bad acid reflux and my memory is shot to pieces. Really bad tremors as well, a bad tremor day means I can't make a cup of tea without spilling stuff everywhere
>>53998009
I'm just curious lad, no need to get upset. Homework depends on the instructor, some don't care if you do it or not. All of my finals have been worth twice as much as other exams
>>53998017
So...
What are you drinking?
>>53998039
what did you think
>>53998043
it actually blows my mind that you just wrote that sentence
please kill yourself
>>53998025
No just landwhales like Adele
Sir James, 82 and sprightly as they come, has travelled halfway around the world to be here for the Ashes. Hardys is the official wine partner to both England Cricket and Cricket Australia. It’s also a huge wine brand, the biggest wine in the UK with a chunky 5.7 per cent share of the market. No longer a family concern, it’s now part of the portfolio of Accolade Wines, a huge global wine business, making very commercial wines, but its labels retain surprisingly strong historical links to the places and the people who have built it up along the way.
This is quite a family. Thomas Masterman Hardy, Nelson’s Captain on HMS Victory, was a relative. The other Thomas Hardy probably wasn’t – an Australian Hardy wrote to ask, and the author replied, “I doubt very much I’d be related to anyone who went to the colonies.”
•The allure of the Loire: why it's time to celebrate chenic blanc
“How ignorant!” says Sir James as he relates the story. “We had no convicts in South Australia, though my wife always says, 'Yes, that’s right, but we didn’t get the entrepreneurs, Jim.’”
Besides wine, the other family passion is sailing. Sir James’s mother was the ballsy Eileen, the first woman in South Australia to fly on a plane. She met her husband when crewing his boat, and launched Nerida, his 45ft clipper, by smashing a bottle of sparkling wine against its bow with the words, “It gives me the greatest pleasure to hit my deadliest rival over the nose with a bottle.”
After the tragic death of her husband in a plane crash on Mount Dandenong in Victoria in 1938, Eileen, together with a cousin, stepped into the breach to run the family company. Two flagship wines – the Eileen Hardy chardonnay and the Eileen Hardy shiraz – are named for her.
Sir James took the Hardy love for yachting to another level. He built himself a riveted clinker boat at the age of 14 and went on to skipper three unsuccessful challenges to win the America’s Cup back for Australia. Then, in 1983, when he was back-u
>>53997919
You couldn't pay me to visit America on the 4th of July.
>>53998117
lol fuck up mate
>>53998116
Fireworks are nice
mouth ulcer
make my suffering end
>>53998134
Its pretty chill desu. Fireworks, neighborhood barbeques etc
>>53998103
i was just being impertinent because that 2nd post had a rather cunty feel to it
ive got an inny fanny
>>53998094
>tremor
withdrawal shakes? when did that start
Didn't even realise that Richard Attenborough died
>>53998110
Yuengling black and tan
>>53998164
2bh, people would probably give him shit for being British. It would all be in good fun, but brits literally cannot tell when we're kidding or not
>>53998176
i've got an outy willy ???!!
>>53997919
A well off brother knows to stay away from the ghetto.
>>53998232
go find a girl who is compatible you freak i need a nice inny microwilly (haha satire)
>>53998176
pls be in limehouse
Honestly makes me sick when people get tattoos. Your body is a God given right and a shrine to Christ himself. You contain the Light of the Lord within you, don't ruin that gift by smearing absolute tatter on your precious skin.
What will you say to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates?
>>53998266
hahah!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! initlove it init ahahahhahahhahhahahaah
>>53998164
I'm sure a nigger would enjoy the local Klan lynching too.
>>53998217
i literally couldn't take a white american person seriously if they said they hated british people. you all practically suck our dicks
>>53998249
where can I find a girl who loves movies and getting drunk?
the clitoris is literally a little tiny willy
narrowly avoided a bit of barney from the rozzers earlier lads
>>53998291
here but i only like girls ahha owned i dont even like movies i just like lotr hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha suck ur mum dickead yank jog on
