friday edition
cara
crayon pop
what part of the isle is the best, brits?
>>53975653
>>53975748
Autism desu lads
janny's gonna do his fucking NUT
>>53975784
shetlands
BULLIES OUT
I wish I could respect my ancestors homeland
Kyary
>>53975784
devon specifically exeter lad
kyary
>>53975784
north yorkshire desu
for fucks sake, you're early and I just made a post
>>53975784
Yorkshire
pic related
>yank thread
>early
fuck off
nth for jungle fever
>>53977652
where've you been?
Best newsreader edition
first
dad just kicked the shit into me lads
Who the fuck is this "Roosh" character I've been hearing of
>>53977658
is that what you're drinking? i've got weissbier
>>53975784
wythenshawe
>>53977689
not telling teehee
*runs away impishly*
>>53975784
Manchester desu. Better than these other meme regions
>>53975784
The Cotswolds, The South Downs,The West Country.
>>53977675
*is visibly aroused*
>>53977658
I don't get the shirt.
Sake is good but how is it justice
>>53977778
>he doesn't get it
Wish the new focus rs looked more like the mk2
thanks for reading
>>53977778
justice is truth and in vino veritas
>>53977605
>>53977605
>>53977605
/brit/ made by a Brit. The way it should be
autists such as >>53977684 should be shot to cleanse their genes from society
>>53977618
what are social norms?
being "normal" is the greatest gimmick of the 21st century
>>53977684
But the choices they make don't affect you
whereas you decide that you own opinions make them worthy of being "humiliated"
>>53977701
might pick one up next time I'm at the offie
have you tried a lot of beer and not liked it or just standard american piss beer?
>>53977813
what's wrong with you?
>>53977813
Gas yourself
Best American songs? I quite like Johnny Has Gone For A Soldier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgBIk7Ibmt0
>>53975748
Me on the left
Shut up, you're boring me.
>>53977739
yeh it literally is
have beers for later but got some from tesco earlier on
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rtNH9ZuTPA
>when the ding ding kicks in
DING
I
N
G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PANzRQWpM9Q
>>53977850
good grief
>>53977827
They do have an influence on me or others. We don't all live in bubbles. One person being openly gay will influence others to be openly gay. One person taking drugs will influence others to take drugs. You shun degenerate behaviours so that people don't also do it if the person themself won't stop.
Car won't start
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vn6QdqxK3g
There is this really good looking British news reporter who I don't know the name of and haven't found by searching haha
Hopefully one of you lads happens to post her
What do you lads do for a living? I'm a farmer.
Going to get drunk and work on a track tonight lads
Entitled "Narcissist", it will sample the /r9k/ audiobook
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ccQ6cT-9kk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXXqnyDQGhI
>>53977896
O Shenandoah, I love your daughter...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1EG_4IBzbA
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiGATUHjxs
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZfItlZG97Q
Salve invicta Juditha formosa
Patriae splendor spes nostrae salutis.
Summae norma tu vere virtutis
Eris semper in mundo gloriosa.
British towns are so fucking bleak, grey and depressive
yeah im all about me cos im in for delf
gimme gimme what i need cos im in for delf
and if you lookin for some weed then just gimme a bell
dankleberry no seed better bill up an L
>>53977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
All the confederate music is good.
>>53977952
clearly that's worked well xD
>53977966
(You) need to work on your technique
>>53977994
idris elba in the back
>>53977880
I wouldn't say I've tried a few different kinds though, average water beer, some local microbrews (I'm from new england) and samuel adams just the other day.
Samuel Adams was probably the first one I tasted that tasted like an actual beverage that was meant to be enjoyed for its flavor instead of drunk fuel.
>>53978008
Go back to pakistan then
>>53977934
Ebin
It's similar to NI Massive but a superior product
>>53977850
Can you watch QVC online?
>>53978008
Nah lad there is some jewels on our islands.
>>53977726
>Got eight cans of stella
dont know whats going on in your head sometimes
>>53977896
The Yanks are coming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUzD5eBTNU
>>53977994
Why does everyone look miserable?
very much a mum song but still such a banger lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrSLLv0AlA
Me on the right
>>53978054
>NI Massive
big up, represent
>>53978052
>blazer and jumper
GOPPING
O
P
P
I
N
G
>>53978076
yeah that's hilarious mate
>>53978052
Do you wish you were one of these lads, /brit/?
>>53978052
>fake upper class people wearing tuxes and shit to shitty bars
FONT
>>53978093
That's what the club scene is senpai, pretty much nobody likes it but it's a means to an end.
>>53978112
ORIGINAL
Want to do something nice for my girlfriend this weekend, we've been dating for 4 months now. I was thinking something along the lines of taking her and her little lad out for a film tomorrow afternoon, any decent childfriendly ones on?
tfw Calvin will never be my dad
tfw Taylor will never be my mum
>>53978052
love the way his waistcoat goes with his leeds festival wristband
Just met an adult woman that was literally 2 feet shorter than me with completely normal proportions. Felt like I was about to get v& just talking to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNGYKXPcrg
>>53975784
If you want to look at English people, South West, anywhere North away from large towns, Rich parts of semi-rural South East.
If you don't mind seeing a few, most towns that are 40 or so miles away from London, Birmingham or Manchester. There are a few more black spots, but nothing too bad.
>>53978050
>>53978082
>le rasheed le le le
Easiest way to get severe depression is just to take a random train ride through Britain
>>53978052
>sparkles
oh yes, mhm, very upmarket.
>>53978156
spoiler that hog
>>53978093
the mandy or charlie is wearing off
>>53978116
Do people not look in the mirror before they go out?
really want to go to the gym lads but the roads are icy and my dad doesnt like me driving the land rover t b h
Went to a strip club in boston lads (fun fact boston only has 2 strip clubs in the entire city and they are next to eachother).
It's not for me.
>>53978203
fuck off faggot
>>53978112
WICKI WICKI
JUNGLE IS MASSIF
dad literally found my anime lads -_-
>>53978052
>you will never look like this
Why lads
>I can't see the majesty in a burnt out caravan
>>53978082
>Sunny 4 days a year
if they started on you after the club you'd hand over your phone and wallet without hesitation
>>53975784
northern ireland
Let's talk about political issues
>>53978190
>white women surrounded by darkies and pakis
Country Roads,
Take Me Home...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN86d0CdgHQ
>>53978239
scouse bender out
>>53978260
they're not even that hot lol
>>53978189
I love England's green and pleasant land
You're simply missing pakistan.
>>53978248
hope he disowned you
>>53978239
Looks like Sersh and swift had a qt baby.
>>53978239
forgot your trip lisicki
>>53978285
Think I could out run them in those outfit lad
>>53978211
Yes but they don't see reality reflected back at them.
>>53978292
THE BANKERS BONUSES
>>53978026
Well it has for the most part, trannies kill themselves in massive numbers because of social policing.
Missed the takeaway i'd already paid for because I didn't hear the door with my headphones on
>>53978285
would i by fuck
>>53978300
they are literal gods compared to me
>>53978190
So these clubs are full of niggers and pakis trying to get lucky with filthy White slags
dad just told me he met jimmy savile in the 70s at the highland games
MAD DE HOL AH DEM AH SPIN DEM LIKE A WINDMILLAH
>>53978285
i actually wouldnt 2bh, would tell them to get fucked, if they were black on the other hand...
>>53978285
bloke in the front looks like a ferret
two lads on the left look slow as fuck
lad on the right works in a VW dealership on 22k + commish
would heem them all no qualms
post rare kevs
I've still not gotten over her 2011 xfactor exit
Na Bandiera, na Léngoa, na Storia
Le ne dà siviltà, forsa e gloria
E ’l futuro splendor le tien alto
Del gran pòpolo fiol de San Marco
Na nasion, un cor solo, na vóxe
Cei e veci, toxati e tóxe
Che ’ntel cor i conserva ’l Leon
No i se ciama mai vinti,
I fa sù i fondaminti de un nóvo doman
scheming a scheme
>>53978309
he called me a nonce and bet me up
>>53978190
MY NAME IS JAFAR
I COME FROM AFAR
THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>53978360
If it's anything like the states, clubs are mostly minorities.
I live in a state that is 97%+ white, but you wouldn't know it by going to the club, it's like every minority in the state goes there
>tfw want to propose to the love of my life
>she's a qt Muslim
>is prepared to renounce her faith to be with me
>we've dated in secret for 3 years. Her parents have no idea
If we go through with it, her parents will kill her and I'll most likely be hunted down too.
What do I do? Do I risk getting us both murdered or do I leave the love of my life?
>>53978083
Actually quite like it. Draw with Tyskie and Red Stripe for favourite non-expensive beer.
Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dO_QKwtko4
>>53978364
sauce pls
Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man.
>>53978141
>pretty much nobody likes it
>>53978295
very good lad
NEW TALK FI DEM GWARN TELLAH DEM WE GOT DA SKILLAH
>>53978285
Lad do you happen to have a large club group photo where there's this model-tier blonde lad in the middle with a navy blazer? He looks similar to the lad in this pic
>>53978363
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
M BEAT RUN THE DANCE
>>53978350
wrong
>>53978413
rasheed
>>53978388
Found out I'm bit a jew the other day. Can I get free money with this knowledge or what do I have to do now?
>>53978189
You're clearly a rasheed in mind even if you are white.
UK is beautiful, go down to souther England in Devon and Cornwall some beautiful places there. Torquay for example
>>53978239
>>53978386
Janet is literally perfect. Should have won x-factor
>>53978387
die, fenian
>>53978432
you could have your choice of men but I could never love again, I can't compete with u jolene
>>53978413
Tell the rents la, nothing can go wrong.
>>53978206
>mandy in that sort of place
you're having a laugh mate. That's like the last place anyone would choose to drop
can you place all the english counties lads
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/england-quiz.php
Post made on the David Icke forum in 2009
A few things about Jimmy Savile, a simple working-class DJ from a Leeds mining family
- He has both a Royal and Papal knighthood (Order of St. Gregory the Great)
- He is a Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of St. John of Jerusalem of Rhodes and of Malta, Order of St. John, Knights of Malta, and Chevaliers of Malta)
- He's an "Esteemed Friend of Israel", according to his Wiki page, whatever that is
- In a June 08 interview with Esquire, Savile boasted of his closeness with Royalty and Prime Ministers
- How he gave marriage guidance to Prince Andrew at the behest of the Duke of Edinburgh
- How Princess Diana described him as "a mentor to Charles"
- How he addressed the Israeli cabinet, the Knesset, and told them that they'd "forgotten how to be Jewish"
- He shares his very unusual surname with West Yorkshire's most elite family. Leeds' coat-of-arms, which depicts three owls, is based on the Savile family crest and Sir William Savile, a royalist, was amazingly freed by Sir Thomas Fairfax (a high-ranking Mason) after losing a battle in Leeds during the Civil War. Officially, Jimmy is no relation
- There is an injunction in place against News International prohibiting them from publishing photos of Jimmy at Haute de la Garenne, the child abuse scandal home in Jersey
- In his own words, Jimmy is, "the éminence grise: the grey, shadowy figure in the background.”
And that's all without getting into the unsavoury rumours about his sex life
>>53978420
>Actually quite like it
youre in drastic need of class
>>53978468
WHEN DI GENERAL ADVANCE
INCREDIBLE
>>53978477
doesn't matter now anyway she won a better prize
my heart
>>53978432
that song slowed down is goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI
>>53978434
being drunk and being happy are mutually exclusive for men
if they weren't on their 3rd bottle of vodka they wouldn't be happy.
>>53978052
What is it about this that you can immediately tell that they're plebs dressing up as toffs and not actual toffs?
>>53978456
>>53978363
>>53978468
UNS UNS WIKI WIKI
>mfw live in comfy, upper class <99% white village with low crime up north.
>mfw londoners try to attack me and defend london as they're jealous that they live in a paki-infested shithole
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3411620/The-20-postcodes-Britain-likely-burgled-London.html
>>53978530
>>53978477
i know someone who looks something like this
>>53978496
lmao looser sadcase
>>53978457
doesn't sound familiar
>>53978473
Right, go speak to any LGBT advocate.
>>53978413
fuck off shitskin
>>53978537
Stature nigel, especially with the bloke on the left.
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Azusa "Azunyan" Nakano
>>53978574
pasta nigger pls
>>53978576
nah im good
MY DINNER IS READY LADS
Why do all British """men""" look the same?
Same facial features, same clothes, same style and fashion, same hair. It's like there's no unique culture in Britain anymore. It's like there's a standard for "normal" and everyone just copies each other
>>53978413
>pakis
>qt
rasheed
>>53978486
Your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s
>>53978476
you are eligible for a free shower haha xd
>>53978618
season 3 never
>>53978632
rasheed
>>53978511
BIG LIZ KNEW
>>53978537
You can see the outline of change and a mobile phone in one of the pockets. Their clothes come from different manufacturers and are of an average quality. They're in a nightclub with a photographer. The nightclub is in Manchester.
who /ugly/ here Hahaha
>>53978645
that offends me to my core
I will not take this lightly
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>53978511
Nobody cares you fucking faggot
>>53978627
>ah thats really great! :)))
fuck off useless cunt
What happened to /eire/?
>>53978662
Oh no, don't say it's true
>>53978673
im a 5/10 in normal areas
4/10 in big cities
>>53978507
>http://lizardpoint.com/geography/england-quiz.php
95%, most of the ones I got wrong were me monging it with a fingerpad
Only one I genuinely struggled was Bucks
>>53978569
then post her
>>53978673
I'm just really shy, I think it might be worse tbqh
>>53978673
hard to tell really, some days i feel hot af, others i feel fuggo af
got me a nice flat down south lads, only £1000/week!
gotta share it with my muslim roommate, but it's not all bad!
>>53978719
who
>>53978739
same
i catch girls mirin all the time but i just don't know how people "get" gf's
>>53978535
>implying those lads are drunk
>>53978748
me on the left and the right
>>53978748
me on the right
>>53978569
Giz a buck of her then mucker.
>>53978530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H42q3j55wKQ
Want to convert her from a taig to a prod
>>53978632
Been told I look scandi
>>53978731
my dream girl desu
>>53978626
Okay, believe what you want lel
>>53978784
I know a drunk when I see one
ky post a choon ill like
reminder
>>53978412
This is a club in Manchester, one of the most shitskin-populated cities in the whole country.
>>53978811
>not tangfastics
>>53978731
Queen of /brit/ 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0--uTxz9ojk
>>53978805
i want to do a duet with her of i've had the time of my life
then a bit of innie outie slippy slippy after
>>53978812
>believe what you want
bit ironic haha
>>53978779
I've had girls sit with me in public places and talk to me out of nowhere, even give me their number and ask for mine while I could barely say anything because I'm so shy.
I also ruin it though because any time somebody shows interest in me I socially shut down and cut myself off from everybody.
Feels bad
Savage Hills Ballroom is starting to grow on me, lads.
>>53978821
show again braincell
they're pinging their nuts off lad
tea
gonna have to leave you for a bit lads cos i'm hungry and that food won't eat itself but you talk amongst yourselves and try not to be cunts yeah? alri haha
*rolls eyes at camera*
*mutters under breath*
these fucking twats i don't know why i bother sometimes really. fucking twats
*forces a grin*
*looks over at you and winks*
alri
>>53978673
here la
thats what being a mix of different euro races gets you
im anglo germanic celtic and baltic and its not pretty
>>53978878
Feel like i'm in a gypsys tent and she's channeling her vision from the crystal ball watching this video
>>53978914
grim
>>53978914
potato waffles are patrician as fuck
>>53978854
That's a bit ironic because I was talking about a city called Manchester as well.
>youre in drastic need of class
>>53978563
I live in a comfy town, the beach is 150m away from me and its nice. Every summer scum from the north turn up in coaches to defecate on the pavement, they come to sign on amongst their wealthy cousins for the summer then steal cars to go back up north and spend the money they made from selling catnip to French students because mild southern winters cause vitamins.
>>53978914
This is why we need migrants
>>53978748
>when youre twins but your twin manages to get a way better looking girl than you
must be a bad feel that
>>53978900
only like year of hibernation desu
never gave shb much of a try
>>53978930
t. cuck
>>53978886
She's like one of them quiet wee girls that you can tell are rough as fuck in bed.
wee slut
>>53978914
Where do you buy your frozen food lad
>Savage Hills Ballroom is starting to grow on me, lads.
https://poal.me/qzvo9i
vote /deutsch/, for your saxon friends
Not sure if I didn't hear the door or if the takeaway hasnt came yet
It's been an hour
if I phone up and they already came out will I have to pay extra for delivery? fs
>>53978969
skenk
me on the left
>>53978537
If they were posh their clothes would be of better material, better fit and more worn in
The lad on the left wouldn't be wearing a button down collar
The lad on the right probably wouldn't bother with a tie or handkerchief. If he did, they certainly wouldn't match
They wouldn't have their hair styled as much
They wouldn't be in a nightclub that has a photographer
watching Pretty In Pink
>>53978958
Attic Doctor is probably the only decent track from WBH, and possibly Pelican Man, too.
But I know what you mean, I hated it my first listen because it was cleaner than TYOH.
But after a few listens it's pretty close to it now.
>>53977952
went to eat
Imagine if vegans starting telling everyone to stop eating/using animal products
bet that would hack you off
that is you
>>53978962
how am i a cuck?
>tfw you always vote the opposite of what people ask for on poal.me links
ayy lads
too bad they dont have norn iron, some of those are actually a bit tricky
>>53978730
good lad
some schoolgirls on the train were talking about how the cold makes their nipples hard. ngl i was rock hard listening.
>>53978998
voted /rus/
>>53979044
because you wish you had nonwhite blood
>>53978777
>who
/eire/
>>53978948
less of that more of
>>53978825
>>53979098
who
All the cucks in this thread can only DREAM of being a buck like me
Going for a bit of a work lads, see you all later or some other time I hope you all enjoy your weekend regardless of what you choose to do.
starting on the beer
spotted more piss (fosters) in the garage that no one will take any notice if it goes missing if I want to get smashed
>>53979098
apathy
>>53979042
ill give it another go.
i saw him live before he was very big, and before I knew who he was and he was just so much worse than he is live now.
He was just dead up there when I first saw him. He seemed really nervous
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35380343
>Charlotte Rampling: Oscars diversity row 'racist to whites'
Genuinely surprised the BBC are reporting this.
Poleaboo went to family event today, a birthday, walking through the town he noticed more white people than brown. Absolutely revolting, if a brown person walked through a white area (don't know why they'd want to as they're all shitholes) then they'd be assaulted.
Walking back home, he noticed a friend from high school
>the friend initiated
>he had a gold tooth, poleaboo commented
>his voice is deeper now, poleaboo joked his balls finally dropped (turns out he got married and lives in Birmingham now)
>the friend is graduating this July from uni due to his run ins with the law
>twice arrested for sexual assault, jailed the second time
>poleaboo said he had graduated last year and is looking for work
>asked for his number
>didn't know it off the top of his head, wasn't carrying his phone
>gave him the number of the most recent phone to be taken by the pigs
Fuck, should drop my his parents place or something once the phone from the solicitor gets here
>>53978892
>
More than 30% of LGBTQ youth report at least one suicide attempt within the last year.*
>More than 50% of Transgender youth will have had at least one suicide attempt by their 20th birthday.*
http://www.yspp.org/about_suicide/statistics.htm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brynn-tannehill/the-truth-about-transgend_b_8564834.html
Lel.
