not even at 250 edition
Malvinas Argentinas
las maisinas
>>53917648
delete this
quick PSA just to remind everyone that I'm on the grizzle daily so know that
https://youtu.be/s5digsVhGCE
crayon pop
got about 3 minutes of /brit/ left
anyone want to say n e thing 2 me?
>>53917625
>taunting the concierge in the OP
He really takes unkindly to this. Normally deletes any threads with OPs that openly mock him, regardless of whether they break the unwritten rule or not.
fug lads, she was literally 16 here and was studying for GCSEs haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU5Qk9w0u4
I wish I was a girl so that I could be a slave to the BBC.
reddit is good. prove me wrong.
>>53917648
>malvinas
never heard of her
>>53917729
you're a failure and you'll never amount to anything
>>53917734
she used to call me on my cellphone
>>53917749
lawful evil
wiping out leaf """culture""" lads
>>53917714
parody?
>>53917737
you dont have to be a girl become a sissy :3
WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
SCRUMPY
C
R
U
M
P
Y
https://youtu.be/btEpF334Rtc
>>53917776
>17776
close
>>53917749
reddit is not very good, and i'm better than you so my opinion matters more
>>53917776
ah yes very impressive
>>53917807
cute ;D
imagine anal with a prime monica sweetheart
Business secrets of the pharoes lads
Wew lads I'm a bit off my tits haha
>>53917776
>100/438 brigades
>200/3810 naval power
into le bin it goes, rob.
gonna do a sleep
wake me up in an hour
MUH
>why yes sirrah, i consume cider on the regular
>>53917853
Yeah, this desu
What are some normalfag websites that are not clickbaity you browse in public to appear completely normal?
#PutinProbablyApproved
>>53917776
>provid
>>53917853
who am i supposed to be fighting, HPM?
>>53917876
I know girls that go out dressed like this
Absolutely halal
>no christian gf
>>53917895
I was fixing some borders in south america lad
good night you fucking dumb boongs
>>53917892
well, it differs. in your culture it'd be proper to browse shitstreetdaily.com or any of the other mainstream medias
>>53917892
/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDq4eFcP9fY&feature=youtu.be
How do we get rid of pro-Empire opinions?
>>53917953
absolutely paraplegrekt sum aussie cunt yesterday tbf
I am a husk
There is no escape from the 9-5 life
There is no escape from this mundane life
No one will save you
>>53917953
Nighty night x
>that time of the day where australians are going to bed and americans are sleeping in
>>53918019
>LEAF x4
>E
>A
>F
>x
>4
>>53918026
*hunk
>>53918043
aw suck my dick soooo good
>>53918013
Who actually gives 2 shits? Why does every mong with a blog or a youtube channel have to fight 'the man'. Why cant people just calm down and stop having a go at everything.
Polaboos mum just made him fish finger sandwiches
Heatings broken
Sweating my nuts off.
Need to shower again today
Poleaboos mum just gave me a blowie
who are some attractive JAV stars with big tits
Strange
I was just watching a TV show (Fargo, on netflix, really good) with Martin Freeman in it, come on here, and he's the OP of the newest /brit/
Wew
>>53917900
china
Oi lads my name sounds weird when you put dear in front of it haha I think personally anyway
But I wonder if people who email me and type it out think the same as well
>>53917878
>he will never experience this
lmaoin at ur life rite now
>>53918013
i'm 10 seconds in and i want to headbutt this cunt
>>53918087
how is she not disgusted by you
>>53918138
2nd series is even better lad
>>53918129
rinjuko mazitaka
>>53918138
jungian synchronicity
>>53918183
She's my mum, I'm her fault too
need to buy a new mouse lad ahha
The EU is on the verge of collapse
Download complete 2bh friends. I'll upload after dinner.
>>53918285
good
>>53918166
i was just gimmicking tho tbf i actually quite like cider
dont like it more than fine wines and traditional ales, but its not bad tbahwymp (acronym for the phrase "to be absolutely honest with you my pet")
Fucks sake ladsssss
Gotta do a 15 minute presentation for my next job interview
Shitting myself for it, might have to take a bit of speed before I go in there
>>53918330
bigot
got some new pants lads. feel dead sexy t b h
Poleaboos mum just gave me syphilis
watching this
>>53918388
bad
poleaboos mum just gave me fishy fingers
>>53918392
Post pics
>>53918392
post pics
best place to buy a christian cross necklace?
Saw a kid about 8 years old riding his bike and talking on a cellphone
This world is finished
>>53918392
post pics
>>53918485
jewlers
>>53918422
...link?
>cellphone
>>53918503
>cellphone
fuck off yank
>>53918485
Buckingham palace
>>53918422
saw that japanese school of cock earlier it was lamo
>>53918485
the mosque
>ask for sauce for a .gif on /gif/
>decide to be proactive and seek it out myself
>eventually find it
>download the video
>encode to webm and upload it to the original thread
Feels good to be a productive member of society.
>>53918508
good shout, ta.
When I was about 15 myself and a friend were walking back from a track and two girls who were about 10 or 11 came out of a bus shelter and asked if they could suck our cocks.
At the time we just laughed it off and kept on walking.
>tfw regret it now
>>53918576
post it here la x
>>53918576
I know that feeling la'. I'll upload memetic magic now
How do we escape the EU?
>>53918621
>>53918467
>>53918469
>>53918507
no. silly boys haha
Don't stand so close to me.
Me tBh
>>53918621
Sometimes I think about the probability of stuff like this happening when I'm out walking my dog or just walking alone.
>>53918485
You the ex atheist Christian lad?
Is Jeremy Corbyn electable
Is he prime minister material?
>>53918755
why does this always get posted, did /pol/ brigade it or something
Use housework as an excuse to procrastinate lads.
Just reorganised the kitchen cupboard and cleaned the splashback.
>>53918755
>tBh
>Tbh
>tbH
These need to stop tÍœbh
>>53918503
Are you literally a yank?
>>53918735
Sorry dude.
Didn't mean to offend ya, eh chap? *winks* haha
truss me daddi
>>53918755
On iPad and can't view web site. What is it of?
>>53918805
Yep
>>53918755
>we need to end segregation
THEY SEGREGATE THEMSELVES, THEY CREATE MUSLIM ONLY COMMUNITIES, IT ISN'T US YOU FUCKING LEFTY TWAT REEEEEEE
>>53918846
>buy iPad for £9,999 (+tip)
>can't view webms
>>53918621
>two girls who were about 10 or 11
it was one man who was about 65 wasn't it lad
who are more attractive, scottish, english or irish girls?
>>53918422
I so want to do this at least once. I would be in heaven getting fucked by all that cock and never shy away from cum in my mouth
>>53918799
>the splashback
what on earth
also what are you procrastinating about youre not the one doing the esay unless i am Most Mistaken
Why do yanks get to watch more premier league games than the british
>>53918797
Rasheed
>>53918846
>ipad
Serves you right wanker
alright lads
mr mistaken here but you can call me most
Genuinely wonder how my family would react to me joining ISIS (compared to a lone wolf attack on British soil)
>less media attention
>written off as stupid/vulnerable instead of "evil"
>some in the community might hail me a hero
Yo lads, this modafinil shit is really good
Like it's not overwhelming at all just really subtle
Bit worrying really haha like I could take this every day and become a super human
>>53918975
Ribena
>porn cumshots where he produces a feeble dribbler
This really shouldn't be allowed. I understand that the guy has probably been on 4 different shoots that same day and has probably already popped once or twice accidentally (HELP ME HECTOR) but it's just not acceptable.
>>53918964
FO
KRAH
DIIN
>>53918975
consider ending it lad
and i don't mean taking people with you.
>>53918993
What site you get it off la'? The last time I bothered to look into it they all looked a bit sketch.
>>53918923
3 o clock rule
>>53918875
Nope
You wouldn't rent to us back in the day so we bought up properties and now have lots of Asian landlords who will actually sell more readily /allow us to rent.
t. 2nd gen immigrant with parents who couldn't get a house back in the day even for rent due to discrimination (they both worked). This is why we are all bunched together in certain areas.
>>53918765
nope, just a christian who has never had a necklace
>>53919056
fucking normie filth
Plenty of your ilk will be eradicated on my chosen day
>>53918993
what did you ask to get it prescribed
>>53918911
>what on earth
The tile bit on the wall behind the counter.
There's always dreams to ignore
When was the last time you shaved your balls and cock /brit/?
>>53919065
It's a stupid rule.
The 3oclock rule hasn't forced me to see a shit grassroots game once. All its made me do is search for illegal streams to watch my team play in a 280p stream
>>53919064
Pharmacy George UK, looks sketch but is legit haha
>>53919102
Nothing, just bought it instead
>>53918975
you're deffo getting put on the list
Any time I see a Grime artist doing interviews on Youtube i see the British senpai going full retarded saying Grime isn't a sub-genre of Hip-Hop
Pretty much that means British Grime artist invented rap and were never influenced from Hip-Hop. And they try to give the credit to Dance Hall. Idk just pisses me off I think there just mad the US never give them the attention they seek so bad.
>>53919092
Need some advice m8, I've read Matthew and I found it really disappointing and very basic. What should I read next? John?
I'm reading Genesis too and finding it interesting, but I dunno, Matthew was a let down.
>>53919122
Ages ago, like when I was 15 or something. More recently I plucked all the hairs from my dick with tweezers but even that was a while ago now.
Shaved my arsehole not too long ago though.
>>53918875
Probably has something to do with white people usually being racist to asians so we felt safer living together
Funny thing is how now white people move to asian areas and we don't give them any shit
You people are scum
>>53919144
who cares, grime is for retards
>>53919096
i'll end you lad and by lad i mean never my lad
might inform the police of this, you'll end up as skeikh version 2.0
>having a poo
>browsing brit on my phone
>poo taking longer than expected
>battery at 4%
>>53919082
Rasheed
>>53919106
oh i see
do give us a clue will you i dont have the foggiest about what this dream entails, Not One Iota, so do give a clue will ye, you'll give a bit of a clue wont ye
my arch nemesis is being a massive twat again urgh
>>53919082
if that were the case the trend wouldn't be noticeable in every country
when the culture between immigrants and the native population is too much segregation arises
muslims are good lads
>>53919205
>having a poo
>browsing brit on my tablet
>long since done my poo
>legs start to go numb from sitting on the bog for so long
@53919144
Love the fact no one gives you Yous anymore, worthless faggot
@53918892
Jamal
>>53919218
Give him horizontal thrust haha
>>53919205
stop shitposting please
>>53919225
difference in culture*
>>53919225
White people are racist, that's the trend
>>53919234
what are they cooking?
>>53919225
And what do all of the countries have in common? Hatred for Muslims.
>>53919234
is that pork?
>>53919144
>the British senpai going full retarded saying Grime isn't a sub-genre of Hip-Hop
it isn't though. Grime comes from MCing at garage raves. UK Hip Hop is a different thing to grime
>>53919234
are those pork sausages?
>>53918422
sexy leggings desu
>>53919290
>>53919308
lel where did you batty boys come from?
>>53919140
Already on it and I don't fucking care
Fuck Britain (not a crime to say that)
Fuck the Police
Fuck the Queen
>>53919234
>what is pr stunt
>4 non-terrorist Muslims did nice thing.
Guess that means I can forget about the terrorist Muslims!
>>53919332
>4 terrorist Muslims did bad thing.
Guess that means I can forget about the good Muslims!
lads
>>53919331
oi ribena you need to get back on the meds lad
>>53919329
Give it a fucking rest for 5 minutes rorke
>>53918975
really looking forward to when you're dead and i don't have to read your self-obsessed whiny bollocks anymore
>>53918422
these Czech gangbang vids are the best Tbh
>>53918503
>cellphone
Fuck off Yank
>>53919372
rasheed
>Allah doesn't exist
>>53919234
4% of the population 39% of the convicted rapes
>>53919372
It's not our fault that the bad Muslims are ruining it for the good Muslims.
joe rogan podcast by night all day
>>53919308
It's not just Muslims, while people force everyone to segregate, from Chinese to blacks
turned 22 six minutes ago lads
e come out stew
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>53919422
thats because whites never get convicted :^)
>>53919205
wow thats a big poo
>>53919422
Whites commit 100% of baby rapes
Should I get these glasses lads?
http://www.specsavers.co.uk/glasses/orion?sku=25671940
>>53919430
TRAIN BY DAY PODCAST BY NIGHT
>>53919476
for you
>>53919217
Them's the breaks I suppose. I don't know what you write your essays about; you don't know what I do when I'm not squandering my talents here.
>>53919484
Bit racist that the police cover up paki rapes but not white rapes
>>53919372
It's not really about the numbers it's about the impact. Even though there are 50 billion muslims and only X amount of terrorists there is still a lot of muslim terrorism in the world and saying 'oh but they're the minority' just lets Islam off the hook. The problem is Islam.
Many Muslims don't seem to care about the terrorists and many of them fucking sympathise with them.
The terrorists are muslim. If we start calling them daesh or w/e we distract people from the problem. Atm all we're doing is cleaning up the fucking mess. It's down to muslims and islam in general to sort out their extremists not the western world.
listening to low budget recordings by unsigned punk bands on bandcamp lads. need a fedora t b h haha
>>53919488
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
no
>>53919484
>D-Doesn't count, they're white like me!!!!!!
>crafted Jaraxxas 2 weeks ago
Just kill me
Bad day for Poleaboo
>>53919529
>Jimmy Saville, The entire Tory party, Cyril Smith etc.
>>53919488
No get contact lenses
>>53919171
well you should be reading all of it mate haha
>>53919488
that's a fucking bargain lad, mine were £500. need to try them on first though t b h, some look fine on the shelf and shit on your face.
>>53919537
>The problem is Islam.
no the problem is foreign intervention etc.
if Islam were the problem then there would be over a billion terrorists
>>53919571
>>Jimmy Saville, The entire Tory party, Cyril Smith etc.
So wealthy powerful white men are equal to low class pakis? Why do only the white elite get covered up but not the underclass?
>>53919571
ironic you talking about sex offenders you fucking paki crustacean
>>53919561
a happy birthday would have sufficed
>>53919581
Yeah but in what order lad
>>53919610
There is, they're called muslims
>>53919635
left to right top to bottom front to back
>arabs
>>53919605
google it ffs
>>53919512
:(((((((((((
buts its not the same, if i give you my essay title it would lead directly to my course webpage and id be doxxed sure as sunrise
not even the slightest clue by god; this is most churlish of you, most churlish
>>53919667
>16 years of abuse
>perpetrators are 21, 21, 24 and 20
checks out
they're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj7EO2uVfDQ
best jungle track or best jungle track?
Good to see the EDL are busy plotting in their council flat lol
David Cameron could go on live tv and call Putin a bald midget that is the dictator of a poor shit hole country filled with aids and old people. Just hit them in the pride department, I feel like I'm living in a fantasy world seeing this poor as fuck old person's home of a country acting like it is a superpower.
>>53919725
fuck off, george
>>53919610
>help a country overthrow a dictator in their struggle for democracy
>terrorists take over instead
>in return you get bombings in your country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jihad
This is part of islam and is the problem.
If the Middle East was Christian this wouldn't be happening.
>>53919717
God Pakis are ugly as fuck
dubs decide what i wank 2
>>53919720
>The mostly Asian gangs
lad
![_87827183_ca291228-e92b-48dd-8c3d-5302f8c6163e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mf8WCxz.jpg "_87827183_ca291228-e92b-48dd-8c3d-5302f8c6163e[1].jpg")
What do you reckon lads?
>>53919635
the same way you would read any other book lad
Nearly finished this
>>53919773
>help terrorists overthrow a dictator because he has the balls to stand up to you
>>53919665
>>53919809
>>53919781
tranny porn
>>53919757
for what purpose?
>>53919828
Still a dictator m8
>>53919825
Post the page where he talks about being a cuckold
>>53919707
Told you before that I will enlighten you one day. Need to be confident in myself before I begin spouting off about it. :)
>>53919825
>>53919825
any good? might buy it(read: there is a 5% I will read this book)
>>53919862
Are you genuinely thick or trolling?
>>53919910
Not him but I must be thick because I don't see the purpose either.
>>53919907
It's excellent
>>53919894
You didn't actually buy that meme did you?
>pakis arguing about life in the UK
here's an idea, go back to pakistan lmao
>>53919910
I don't get it either desu. Why make a circle instead of a straight line?
>>53919910
must be the former, cannot for the life of me think why someone would build a bridge like that haha
>>53919843
http://www.christianlibrary.org/authors/Butch_Walker/nt/bibleunderstanding.htm
>>53919962
fuck off, Nigel, this is our country now
>>53920017
>read Matthew before Mark
Fucked the whole thing up desu, allah (pbuh) will be angry now.
Another good procrastination technique is to take a beverage break but make it more complicated than it needs to be. To this end I am currently preparing a Turkish coffee.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3409776/Tower-Hamlets-non-muslim-residents-forced-to-pay-Jizya-non-muslim-tax
having a jolly old time
graham chapman was a nonce
>>53919895
well its all exceedingly mysterious so i hope it'll be suitably impressive or Heads Will Roll
>Turkish coffee
*attaches mocking fedora image*
>>53920100
Not opening this, I live in Tower hamlets and pay no such tax.
>>53920168
>I live in Tower hamlets and pay no such tax
rasheed
>>53920105
I thought he was just a ponce.
>>53920168
rasheed
>>53920168
>I live in Tower hamlets
Just got done pushing out a considerabley sized poo
BANGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwx87ZccLWY
>>53920096
>Another good procrastination technique is to take a beverage break but make it more complicated than it needs to be
yep. I always make tea really strong so this is inherent in my beverage breaks
>>53919717
they probably raped everyone they delivered water to who was foolish enough to open the door to them
