the canadian requested a new thread edition
cara
Azusa
kpop desu lads
Kyary
fuck this world fuck my life i can see the end in sight
Essex
>>53884420
>>53884429
>>53884443
Just found a tripcode that starts with Uk.
Selling for one british meme
does anyone know an autistic lad who's a bit of a nonce who lifts weights and makes coffee for a living?
>>53884448
what's wrong lad?
Bookmarked The Jihadis Next Door lads. Gonna have some keks tonight I guess.
>>53884365
>>53884420
>>53884429
>>53884443
We would be so much better off without these 4 cretinous oxygen thieves
>>53884480
Sersh
>>53884443
could we have a little edit eh could we how about that eh a little edit what abouts it eh love
>>53884482
should've gone to a boys' school
Would absolutely ravage Katy Perry
Fittest pop star of 21st Century 2bh
To the town of Agua Fria, rode a stranger one fine day
Barely spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
>>53884473
here is one hot meme
>>53884462
Do people like TOWIE in the UK? I love it if I'm honest. Sort of brings me back to Jersey shore days.
>>53884550
>no gravy
>>53882981
>>53884550
ah, meme pie, my favourite
nonon
>>53884538
Wrong
https://twitter.com/rkyzaddy/status/689550077472436224
>>53884564
plebs do
gonna make some pasta tonight :3
>>53884534
Yeah alright after I've had me tea.
>>53884569
such a lust for revenge
>>53884564
Geordie shore and Made in Chelsea are better
>>53884568
>gravy on a wigan kebab
Where can I get some good chips in Tower Hamlets?
Canada is a french land. Anglos go home
>>53884550
#NNaoVOtunajHso
>>53884504
>one is british the rest isnt even human
hm
MASIE WILLIAMS ALERT
TURN ON ITV RIGHT NOW
slut
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/689422918665707521
>>53884587
agreed
>>53884622
dolmio?
>>53884657
thanks lad
>>53884629
okiedoke xxoxooxxx
>>53884655
Can I live at your house rent free?
want to worship a girls bum
>>53884670
tbf Muslims devolved, they never used to be as bad as they are now.
>>53884657
cheers
You literally can't refute a single thing he says
Just went on a fully r9k audiobook-esque rant to mummy
Feel like a bit of a pleb now
Which known /brit/ users do you reckon have autism
>>53884678
dolmino is actually better than italian supermarket souses tbvh
>>53884736
you mean you didn't record it? shame on you
>the average life expectancy of a Daesh fighter is about two months
Thanks Daesh from purging the world from its scum.
>>53884740
'bena
chang
https://youtu.be/08ReSm-jT7w
>>53884770
>>53884736
I did the same the other day because I made a Christmas Cake before Christmas and she's had one fucking slice because it's 'too fattening'. Told her I wouldn't have made it if I'd known she wouldn't eat it.
>>53884740
Westmids
>>53884733
notice how he doesn't offer any solutions, just points out other problems
>THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Gg7gdk5qk
>>53884740
All of them
marmite on toast for dinner
>>53884770
Brendan Fraser on the right
>>53884740
190cm/lisicki, he's obsessed with being a normie
>>53884853
>unironically believing the financial crash was caused by polish cleaners and not billionaire bankers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhh8SxOKVUY
who where /bedfordshire/
>>53884838
Good post
t. Me on mobile
Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.
>>53884363
>>53884482
Heavy that one lad, nothing like that really happened to me desu
When I was in year 7 a year 11 lad used to follow me home and call me Chucky and fuck with me all the time. He picked me up once and threw me down a steep hill and I got covered in shit and whenever I saw him in school he'd shoulder barge me or trip me up. Once he threw a 2p coin at my head really hard and it really fucking hurt. I hated that fat cunt. I used to fantasise about killing him haha
>>53884908
I believe that but like he says they never offer any solutions, only point out the problems.
If you try to tax the rich further they just move their money abroad.
>>53884967
Give us an example lad
If you call someone and it goes straight to voicemail, do they get a missed call notification?
>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.
Sent a phishing email to her bf
Playing a dangerous game, lads
Stormzy is complete shit
>>53885015
w2c
>>53884363
>>53884983
Fuck and I thought I had it bad.
well lads, the paki was a terrible shag
>endless compliments at the door
>"you're so handsome"
>"your dick is huge (5.5 inches)"
>can't get my cock in because she's so bored she isn't even slightly wet
>"your cock is too big to fit"
also she had bad breath from tonsil stones
>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.
Post script pages from the r9k play
>>53884354
Who is pic related? See him all the time - meme`?
>>53884733
He's right
>>53884821
better than some of your other "music", but has a foot far too firmly in the beep beep autistical genre; as a result it gets an exceedingly average 5/10 do better
I need help /brit/ I'm shit with girls and /britfeel/ just meme'd at me when I posted
>Azn qt grill sees me last term after not seeing me for pretty much a year
>"Anon you've lost so much weight, you look really good. I'm having a party for my birthday, you should come, etc"
>Is generally pretty flirty with me but I want to go get drinks with my m8s
>Invites me to the party a couple of days later
>Start talking to her last night after sending her a video
>She says this
Does she want the BWC or am I being too optimistic?
>>53885058
a very famous man
lads The Chase just won an award
based Bradley on the mic now
>>53885058
https://youtu.be/u9QjeJw8AX0
>>53885078
Shag her
>>53885046
Did you get her off adultwork or vivastreet?
>>53885095
non, juillet !
>>53884992
ching chong ping pong
chang fang wang dang
chong
>>53885146
adultwork
>>53885116
Based Wiggins
>>53885121
Why is he so shifty? Never stops looking around
>>53884992
longing for someone
I sit by the gate and draw
eyebrows on a melon
>>53885150
Bon allez! Juillet
>>53885192
he gets uncomfortable when he unable to walk forwards towards the camera in front of him
>why yes, I do partake in poetry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHBsVv_weCs
much better than the tv coverage we got
>>53885116
probably buzzing for some coke at the after party
>>53884712
No
But you can learn the language of united humanity, french.
>tfw you have social anxiety and the police are questioning you
FUCK ITS SO BAD
>WHY ARE YOU SO FIDGETY?
>WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AWAY?
>WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS IF YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING?
gf just put out a new music video (she's in the yellow), what do you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo
>>53885182
Sounds pretty terrible lad
Should be able to get your money back
>>53885046
The fit one you posted pics of? Sheet, unlucky pham.
Tonsil stones are a fucking menace.
>>53885330
Why were the police questioning you?
>>53885373
>>53885046
post pics
despise coalburners
>>53885046
Post pics
>>53885406
he's a paki
>>53885406
he was being racist in greggs
>>53885355
>Should be able to get your money back
lmao
2bh i probably could've nicked the money back, she was out the room for like 3 minutes afterwards
>>53885373
yeah, so promising too
her body was still good but other than that it was a waste of £150
>>53885413
>>53885422
http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX
going to sainsburys
>>53885406
not for raping little girls for certain
>>53885414
But that's all there is in Britain.
>>53885452
gross tits if i'm honest with you
forgot about tax on FUT and just lost a load of coins fml
eating pickled quails eggs
Put lipstick on the rari, she said "that‘s delicious".
>>53885452
what the fuck is up with her waist and breasts?
might make a cheeky new thread, see what the janny has to say about it haha what am i like xx
>>53885494
who geez a shite ahaha
>>53885452
Quite fit indeed lad
Shame so terrible in bed though
>>53885452
>£150
Was that just for a shag?
>>53885488
just FUT my shit up
>>53885533
£60 shags are an STD gamble
>want to plug laptop into TV so I can watch Netflix on big screen
>laptop only has VGA and DisplayPort
fuck
>>53885452
How long did you last?
>>53885559
Roll the dice
>>53885559
>what is a condom
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jan/20/labours-new-members-mostly-wealthy-city-dwellers-leaked-report
>implying this was ever in doubt
>>53885564
Get a chromecast you utter simpleton
>>53885564
buy a chromecast good goy
lads i need more calories for all this weight lifting malarkey like.
I got protein covered, and I'm pretty full because I am eating alot of food.
I was wondering should I go with more fat? (chucking a lot of olive oil on the chicken and going with blue top milk) or should i just try to force myself to consume more and more carbs (rice and oats and cheeky breadrolls here and there)
Although the latter sounds healthier, its alot more difficult because I'm already eating a fuckload of this shit.
ky r u here
bet he's gone to fucking morrisons
>>53885559
any pound shag is you idiot
>>53885559
so you didn't shag her? she wasn't wet?
please clarify
>>53884770
>eh looki here who just came out of his cave
>>53885559
are her tits fake?
Was he a better PM than Cameron?
>>53885604
>>53885605
>buying something to do something I can do for free
nah pham
>>53885564
>DisplayPort
Never come across that irl desu
>>53885606
Porridge lad
>>53885585
i told her to blow me, lasted about 5 mins
>>53885624
tried lad, tried
BRITISH SLAGS ARE MY LUST
just boshed like 10 pickled quails eggs. pretty morish 2bh.
>>53885624
The balls didn't touch
>>53885406
>being my usual NEET self staying awake until 5am
>decide to go for a cheeky McDonalds at 3am
>in line to order my food
>police come in
>"excuse me, can you answer some questions?"
>they sit me down and start questioning me
>they keep having a go at me for being nervous
>get arrested on suspicion for stealing a car
>locked in a cell for 15 hours
>have to talk to some detectives and shit
>get put on bail and sent home
ALL I WANTED WAS FUCKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER MEAL AND A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE FOR FUCKS SAAKE
>>53885648
yes
>>53885656
muh business laptop
see it more and more in newer cheap laptops and computers, still not all that common
unless you have a graphics card from AMD or Nvidia made in the last 3 years
>>53885606
chinese food is the ultimate dirty bulk
PER L'ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53885690
Not read anything more middle class than this
>tfw last for fucking hours when getting a blowjob
>lucky to last about 5 minutes when fucking
>>53885715
Is this real? What the fuck.
Are you black?
>>53885294
can't meniscus the saviskas
ITT: faggots
>>53885612
he better had as he didnt take onboard my critical opinion which is a hanging offence
WE WILL CONQUER THESE DESOLATE LANDS
ARREMBAGGIOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53885715
you're fucked m8
>>53885469
thats why im gay
>MMXVI anno domini
>postare ancora in inglese
Why do brit women prefer italian men?
Is because we are better than those cucks?
Dumb the queen's ass lickers
>>53885019
Poleaboo you're going to get yourself arrested again
OUR LORD EZIO GREGGIO SHOW US THE WAY
LET'S BRING SOME CIVILIZATION TO THESE BARBARIANS
>>53885755
same
>>53885606
eat peanut butter from the jar
>>53885772
100% real
The cheeky bastards searched my room as well. I'm a white lad with a beard.
>>53885827
I'm not, I din do nuffin i's a good boy. They'll soon find they have nothing to link me to that shit.
>>53885859
their nascent dago genes that stem down the line from roman rape just urge their entire being to bend over and get impregnated by thick fertile italian sausage
>>53885656
>>53885656
already eat porridge my man
no more oats can fit in my protein shake bottle, but maybe.
>>53885730
nah i just need something cheap to add to my diet that is full of calories and easy to scoff but not unhealthy.
I'm thinking maybe just a cheeky beans on toast or something
I got them big racks right on me
>>53885900
eat shit from my ass
I don't like the look of brits
>>53885740
Alitalia>araba
>>53885867
he'll go to jail this time, become radicalized and become the next anjem chutney
whats with the shitalians in here
>>53885900
allergic to nuts la
>>53885953
brits are ugly
>>53885877
>>53885966
la festa delle doppie cominciaaaaaaa
>>53884751
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJAJAJAJAJA
Lad I'm a bit confused t.bh.
People often say Germany needs more immigrants because of an aging population but Spain, Portugal and balkan/east european countries have a lot of youth unemployment and lower wages.
So why not import them instead of muslims?
Instasync?
>>53886006
Wow anche nel filo ho doppiato! Sono quello del
>SÌ
in dire need of a GABA agonist
>>53885916
Why didn't you say you have social anxiety?
>>53886012
rorke
>>53885975
le ebin raid
>>53886012
because that's racist
it must be exclusively non-white men who are allowed in Germany and Sweden. Don't question Brussels
>pic: typical brits
i dont need to sell my sooul
hes already in me...
SERVONO PIU DOPPIE
DOPPIE
>>53885931
Bread then?
Dunno lad, ask /fit/
>>53886061
nice one you eejit
>>53886061
forgot pic
>brits
>>53886061
kek this
servono rinforzi queste doppie ce le porteranno
>>53886027
Yes
putting ice cubes in my bum
>>53886101
why is there so much black hair in the crowd?
>wiki says there are 'rumours' that there is actually going to be one last season of Blandings
loif is once again worth living lads. Season 2 was riotously funny in parts. I'd post this on /tv/ but no one would care, so I hope you'll understand.
>>53886061
>pic: typical italians
thinking of buying a pair of these trousers.
thoughts?
>>53885755
I can't cum from either unless the blow is absolutely extraordinary
Literally ruins my relationships. They get insecure, think I don't find them attractive and eventually can't take it anymore.
Why is the captcha so shite tonight? How do I reset it?
The more I post the harder it gets to solve, having to do at least 8 attempts for each post.
>>53886027
Westmids lad?
>>53886039
Have a cheeky pint lad
>>53885494
My mum pickles quails eggs too haha
>>53886152
good for fags
I don't like admitting it, it's embarrassing and I don't know, like I'd feel stupid and awkward if I said "I have le social anxiety meme" to them out loud.
Plus, I had no idea I was going to be arrested, they kind of just whipped out the cuffs very suddenly.
I doubt telling them I'm an autist would've changed anything
>>53886152
Autism
>>53886152
dont just put a hoodie on your legs trust me looks the same
>>53886143
hey brit SLAG wanna hang out with me? I know you crave my big italian cock
>>53886190
>not using legacy
shake my head family
>>53886139
i'd rather just read wodehouse
>>53886152
looks like you took a dump in your trousers
>>53886152
Has he done a poo?
Hello is BAE Systems lad here
Pls respond again
>>53886165
Bender
>>53886143
>damage control
Kek
>>53885606
Peanuts have a vague amount of fat/protein in them, are cheap as fuck and calorie dense. If you can afford it go for mixed nuts instead though.
To get more fat eat more pork t.bh
Been using 290g carbs / 145g fat / 110g protein as my macros at the minute and that's a fairly decent ratio
Art is an extension of the artist.
>>53886222
can't solve that
>>53886252
Alri
>Art is an extension of the artist.
>>53886216
>>53886255
>two Italians
What are you doing here?
>>53886027
go on then go on then
want to shag a paki despite the poor experience of one of our fellow lads here
>>53886291
your mother is an extension of my dick
>>53885975
I don't like the fact that you post with ayano pictures. Cease and decist you immesurable worm.
>>53886254
Life would be a lot easier if I was
>>53886283
Interview other day went well I think
Think interviewer said he's gonna invite me back for the second one
>>53886272
reset till it's just numbers, although mine is always just numbers unless I mess it up
>>53886216
Did you know the most famous and well known Italian in Britain is a chef on morning TV because he gets middle aged women's knickers soaked
AYYY ITS A ME
A GINO D'CAMPO
>>53886328
Actually laughed.
>>53885755
same lol
literally cum in less than 1 minute whenever fucking with no johnny
could sense my girlfriend's (now ex gf) obvious disappointment and unfulfillment as I pull out of her and roll over, I would usually muster up a boner and go for round two, which lasted a lot longer
>2016
>still not noshing off boys
Lmao fucking plebs
>>53886328
alri paki haha xx
>>53886267
ur mums uterus is my masterpiece then haha
>>53886329
>>53886293
Underage ebin memesters organized a """""""""""""""""""""""""raid""""""""""""""""""""""""", please ignore them
t. Alberto Bavosa
>brit """"people""""
>>53886267
It's the opposite ..
Left driver
>>53886355
He is incredibly attractive though.
No homo
>people say that immigration to the UK must be stopped
>they don't remember that Britain has been getting foreign people for thousands of people
*tsk* *tsk*
how hypocritical of white british racists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_immigration_to_Great_Britain
>>53886353
you have to reset it each time you post?
>>53886387
I don't get it
Proper love that prickley hair you get a day after shaving.
>>53886401
>thousands of people
are brits even people?
why are irish so much better than pasty shy brits?
>>53886401
nah ukip wants 50k immigrants a year, which is higher than it's been throughout most of history
>inb4 'haha le baited xD'
posting quality hasn't even dropped
