wish I had a ford sierra lads
edition
cara
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGaqu-t9Xk
Choon
Mummy is bringing me wraps drink and crisps home at 7am yay yippeee can't wait
maisie
AAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvU8LaE0-xw
shagging pakis up their arse edition
makes me feel good to know that if all of /brit/ was put in a pit and had to fight to the
Done a listening to Blondie lads
What would Mosley think of modern-day Britain?
Oh boy, My LIttle Pony: Equestria Girls is on at the cinema on Saturday. Definitely going to see that.
>>53849801
MY gimmick.
and i would spark you the fuck out
pipe down
DONT WANT TO DO A PAST MIDNIGHT POO
MAY NEED TO DO A PAST MIDNIGHT POO
>>53849814
He would have wished he died in the war
>>53849819
saw it again over christmas
was better than I expected desu
apparently they've made at least two sequels though which was surprising
>>53849799
Good post
>>53849818
>Someone comments on a piece of my outfit
>thank them
>they then ask how much it was etc
Why do normies think this isn't rude
Wahey looks like I'm going to have to love you and leave you lads. Kyary just sent over this cheeky pic so I'm going to have to go and see what that's all about haha x ;)
>>53849828
fuck off you wet cunt
wish I had a ford sierra lads
edition
>>53849865
fucking try me you little sponge
meet me in hereford now and i'll show you what's what puccio
>>53849541
I listen to marches way too often. Originally got into them through turkish folk music about a year ago.
These have all been favorites of mine at one point or another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hph-2QEadZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VevZ5qbFc5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YC5V2M-VwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SPDYA7tHlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua-eo7Irz98&list=PLC89F73DDCA870302&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6iKB0jaF2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f5XBSAFXf8
>>53849828
couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag you rat
*farts*
im sick of the bullshit
im sick of all the shit
i dont go out anymore
>>53849907
*inhales*
>>53849895
>southerners acting tough
lol
>>53849913
me either
>>53849907
*sniiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
*walks in*
*sits down*
>>53849913
good smelly disgusting yank fuck cunt stay inside and rot but keep off my general thanks but absolutely NO yanks
>>53849933
good double
>>53849944
good double
anyone got any job interview tips lads? to go from neet to 28k per year is literally the prize on offer to me tomorrow. pretty nervous 3bh
I'd crush any of you fucking worms
You probably all wear skinny jeans and trainers LOL
10 stone fucking molluscs
>>53849934
>southerner
fuck off you scottish dickhead
[D-Walker beeps]
i got a glock in my rari
>>53849958
bad single
>>53849895
i'll grind you into a fine dust with my meaty punches, mix with some washing up liquid and blow you like bubbles
Alri
>I wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer
bit gay innit
lmao lads
>>53849964
look them in the eye at all times. dont say shit like "uummmmmmmmm" "like" etc good luck lad x
>>53849964
hope you've prepared your core competency shitty question examples
just want a girl who will wear a nappy and soil it and make unintelligible baby noises while i change her messy nappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5RuGj0g1tk
REPLAY THIS
>>53849980
>blow you like bubbles
fuck off west ham
you'll get paneled you silly cunt
I would best you all at fisticuffs
>>53849913
my gf fourth from the left
*pugilisms you*
![DG1icpS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yr0owIM.jpg "DG1icpS[1].jpg")
DUDE
four years i wasted sippin on drinks at the bar chit-chatting with fucking nobodies
>>53849913
FOYs
Still haven't washed that shit off my ankle
>>53850010
Nah
this is the only good song she's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
kitty haha
eto...ano...
>>53850077
fuck off yank
>>53849800
how did eating out that paki escort with the nice chebs go lad?
anyone fancy a shag?
rate my surname
Bury
Date on Thursday
bit nervous
going skating then maybe dinner or coffee but I can't skate
>>53850086
Anata wa wanker desu ka?
>>53850062
dude who gives le fuck
>>53850108
who is that
>>53850099
Is it the 1940s in canada
>>53850093
that wasn't me haha
>>53850102
>>53850098
wank/10
>>53850108
>gif
fuck off
>>53850135
whats wrong with it?
>>53850122
paybacks a bitch motherfu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrUaLMKepC4
>>53850098
rate my surname
Mobis
Get to bed lads, you've got a busy day tomorrow
>>53850052
don't care if they smoke to placate them and eventually turns their brains into mush, I don't care as long as they don't procreate the fucking troglodytes
>>53850130
lmao you got a better idea?
>>53850129
[spoiler]FOB[/spoiler]
>>53850129
ya mam
rate my surname
McCarthy
I bow to no monarch
>>53850132
didn't even realise there was more than one west midlands wew lad
>>53850161
Radge cunt
>>53850174
neither do I haha
>>53850143
i have as well
>>53850141
what the fuck/10
>>53850067
disgusting that those "humans" even cohabit with brits in your fine land
>I bow to no monarch
>>53850178
there is 3 but the guy who was on about shagging that paki escort earlier didn't even have flags
*wipes brow*
After a punishing legsday Monday I'm back at the gym, pushing my already exhausted quads to do a further 2 of 8 100kg leg extension. The lactic acid makes me wince lads but you gotta push through it and give it 110%.
1
Ah
2
Aah
3
Aaaaaa
4
Cmon
5
Tsaahhhhhh
6
*exhausted grunting
7
GO
8
AAAAAAAHHHHH
>I bow to no monarch
>I bow to no monarch
doing a think
my think is it would have been nice if miley cyrus got the clothes off before she went ugly
r8 my surname
DuVal
>>53850170
proper shit
>>53850211
not a fan of the derriere, it's uncouth and appeals only to lower cultures.
>>53850207
Absolute monarchy ought to be reinstated
final draft
need to clean the format up a bit
values from last week added in to test
discovered a new indie band i like and am now going to listen to it so much i'm over it by tomorrow
>not a fan of the derriere, it's uncouth and appeals only to lower cultures.
got gassed when i first seen vanessa hudgens bush ngl
>>53850238
Probably got bullied a lot in school and you must also have one of those faggot autistic accents which are regionless
I bet you autists can't even drive.
>>53850158
fuck off racist bigot
>>53850257
rasheed
>>53850257
Give us the name of the band then, lid.
Quitebl wavey right now lids
>>53850268
i've been driving since 2007 desu senpai
>>53850158
A nuke?
>>53850268
passed my test 4 years ago and haven't dared drive since haha
>>53850211
Good lord
Poleaboo just defeated Metal Sonic
>>53850268
i drive your mum crazy with my willy
Could curb stomp a shit talker on my quads lads.
Thick, firm, juicy, and dense
>>53850268
Wrong
I've been driving for years
already sick of this tinder meme, had better luck with girls in real life t.bh why are they all way more arrogant when it's not face to face
>>53850249
what is "relevant TV"
>>53850287
novo amor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJR2p8JliNY
>>53850268
had my G2 for years and recently got my full G
also M2 license for motorbikes
>>53850268
what's the link between autists and inability to drive?
>>53850268
please tell me more about your 1L 3 cylinder cuckmobile lad that only manlets can fit into
>>53850268
i'm 20 and have been driving for 2 years
proper rally driver ngl
>>53850212
>machines
just took 4 sleeping pills and i only just woke up
>>53850267
wow bit rude
>>53850309
waheyyyyyyyyy!
>>53850268
how much does it cost to learn to drive/own and run a car in a poor country lad? bit on the expensive side here
>>53850333
Any of true though?
I read at least a book a week and have done since I was 12 years old. If it's a novella I'll usually read it twice rather than rush onto another book. One of the reasons browsing /lit/ is so tiring for someone like myself is that I'm already one step ahead of everybody else here. While you guys are reading your "[Major new outlet's] Top 100 Summer Reads" I'm already improving my understanding of Albanian semiotics. Do you realize how frustrating it is to see thread after thread dedicated to books that I read when I had barely entered puberty? I'm talking to adult human males about books I comprehended when I hadn't even experienced my first kiss. My political stance is both unique and profound. My theoretical understanding is so detailed and has available to it such a wide frame of reference that I can literally count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I've seen a book mentioned here that I haven't already deconstructed, analyzed and theoretically eviscerated. Not even that but my reading speed (23.7 words per second) places me in a position whereby I've already read the latest book being published several days before the first thread about it is finally posted. Sometimes I pass by one of the mirrors upstairs and I stop and consider myself a moment and wonder "who knew the ubermensch would be so unhappy?" A profound question for a profound mind.
>>53850327
>muh old pile "classic" of shit
i don't know if that's a cosworth but my brother had a cosworth and that thing was far more expensive to keep than just a nice new car
>>53850331
Good post
>>53850314
basically anything which could be used to talk to normies
so things like GOT, walking dead, football games count whilst things such as kinmoza and history documentaries do not
each hour gets 0.25 score
might put a cap on at 10 hours
>>53850329
worst reddit flags poster on /brit/ t.bh
>>53850273
>>53849920
reposting from here
who here /insomnia/ and /self-medication/?
>>53850357
I was bullied in high school, yes
I have a Québec accent though
Head is in a weird place right now lmao
>Why yes, that's correct! I can, in fact, drive an automobile! I am quite the exquisite driver, if I do say so myself.
r8 lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo
>>53850257
>indie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8loVJHRCs2A
>>53850372
why don't you just watch things you like and talk about them with other people who like those things
>>53850381
fugg didn't mean to (you) the guy who said rasheed
>>53850381
>people that keep their brains active with looking at screens and everything thinking they have insomnia
lmaoing@allurlyfes
What the fuck am I doing
>>53850381
not me because I'm not a degenerino
>>53850430
thanks for the (you) anyway
Feelings of self-righteousness and sanctimony have been described as for some people being an intensely pleasurable addiction which contributes to blind pathological altruism and rejection of logical arguments.
>>53850381
you use heroin? i smoked crack quite regularly every weekend for a few months about 5 years ago. is was just like stronger cocaine which wears off faster i didn't get what all the fuss is about. sure you crave it after but it's not like an overwhelming urge and it goes away pretty fast
>>53850408
Nice Sy Snootles impression.
>>53850411
>says this when he listens to shitty rhythmic music
>>53850365
Based Queenie pulled a proper prank; I bet she would've loved to see Diana's face when the car crashed.
ha ha ha what a little legend our Queen is
>>53850315
good stuff
the wife, just married yesterday ahaha
>>53850444
why am i a rasheed
>>53850384
Sick so I was 100% correct haha yeah we had a guy like you in our house at school in the year below, everyone thought be was gay lmao. Did you also carry around a novel? Just banter mate
>>53850463
rasheed
>>53850349
900 pounds for the medical, first aid, exams and driving
and a shitload for young drivers insurance, isn't worth it, got insured over my dad for 200 a year
>>53850449
what the fuck lad
>>53850377
coming from the suicidal tranny willyposter
me and the gf
>>53850449
mix my coke with arm and hammer
>>53850447
AaAaAaaaaAAAHH RACIST FASCIST HOW DARE YOU!
>"b-but the statist-
*typing on her iPhone in an enraged way*
*Tweet sent*
lads, the british pound is at a 2009 low.
how do we get it back up?
TSAAAAAAAAA
When'sa your Dolmio® day amici?
>>53850485
took me forever to find out it wasnt a bum
>>53850498
CHI
marina
>>53850462
looks awful there
>>53850462
her minge sticks m8
>>53850464
ARE YOU FUCKING HACKING ME?? I usually had a Lovecraft book in my backpack...
>>53850492
kick the Tories out and get Labour in
>>53850411
haha maccabees on suicide watch
>>53850510
no
>>53850514
rude
and no
>>53850518
Lol nah there's literally one of you in every school
>>53850462
las vegas wedding i bet hahaha proper sket lmao s m h tho f a m haha lowkey af bruh hahaha
>>53850528
>Osborne
>BA in History
>gets made Chancellor of the Exchequer
can't make this shit up
south of my bellybutton,
east of my left thigh,
west of my right thigh,
I have a willy
>>53850492
do we really need to? lower pound is good for our exporters. downside is the pound gets you less abroad but hey it's still the most valuable currency of a major economy by some distance
>I usually had a Lovecraft book in my backpack...
poll of the century
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
>>53850479
there's more than one person on /brit/ from cornwall t.bh
NIGEL
F
A
R
A
G
E
any other drugs that go well with mushies?
When did America become more powerful than the UK?
>>53850555
too lewd
>>53850605
poo
does your city/region have speed cameras?
in birmingham they turned them all off 2 years ago because apparently they were costing too much run
good fun being able to speed past them and not worry
>>53850605
Cowies
>>53850613
never forget
>>53850528
>>53850553
Is this real life? do I have to do it again?
Jeremy corbyn went to an expensive private school got 2 Es at A-level then dropped out of a trade union studies course at shit polytechnic lmao lol haha btfo leftists on suicide watch
>>53850613
1871
>>53850613
1940
>>53850613
around the 20s/30s its debatable but after ww2 is what sealed it
>>53850635
>>53850640
>>53850642
>>53850650
Based America haha
Still would rather not have to talk to them here though lmao
Old English
800 capsules of molly
>>53850613
ww2 signaled the shift in power
No matter how powerful the kuffār may seem,
Allah is capable of restraining their might and keeping it
from afflicting the believers, and He can do so in several
ways; by sowing discord within their ranks, or bringing
about conditions that make it impossible for them to
wage an all-out war against the believers,3
or by intervening
when they attack with all their might and destroying
them in a manner that could not have been imagined,
for {None knows the armies of your Lord except Him}
[Al-Muddaththir: 31].
An example of this today is the crusaders’ refusal to put boots on the
ground in their war against the Khilāfah. Thus, Allah has restrained their
might in that regard and allowed the Islamic State to continue to expand
while the crusaders are busy vetting, bribing, and training apostates to do
the fighting for them, with their efforts largely proving fruitless.
started watching mad men again, great series 2bh
>>53850613
late 19th century their industrial base became larger than the british empire's, and so the largest in the world.
But at that time they weren't seen as more powerful, it's really after the world wars with america bailing out the war effort both militarily and with lend lease and america literally financially bailing out half of europe after ww2.
but especially after suez everyone realised america was the big dog now.
>>53850696
FOY
>>53850696
SIPPIN ON A 40
>>53850691
Why?
>>53850411
Indie music is usually pretty good (indie as in small or independent lables) and novel
just a lot of people listen to lame post-rock (which he is making fun of in the video) which all try to follow the same formula and song structure making them all sound the same.
like this is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwcSIBdOik
*sips gin and juice*
>>53850691
maybe I could change your mind... if you know what I mean ;-)
do you ever stop to think how all the past generations of people had all the troubles and joys as us and yet they're all dead and forgotten and it all ended up meaning nothing in the end. and we're all going the same way. life is meaningless and futile
>>53850411
>suthun "comedy"
>>53850731
You're not the funny type of obnoxious and theres just a bit too much of a cultural difference
Besides you've both got /cum/
>>53850718
good lad
>>53850696
Bored as fuck and I wanna get ill
So I went to a place where my homeboys chill
Niggas out there making that dollar
I pulled up in my '64 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinking
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinking
Left to get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
>>53850751
You're going to get fedora'd for that pal
>me: Hi, I am sad
>her: So am I
>me: Why?
>her: How long have you got
>me: Long enough
>>53850751
They existed so you could exist
>>53850733
he's not making fun of post-rock he's mocking shite like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkaMiaRLgvY
>>53850751
i used to when i was about 14/15 thought about it a lot and would just sit there proper distraught
what if sperm was just like one big tadpole that came out
>>53850751
our lives wouldn't be as good if it weren't for them so I guess that's something?
Could crack an egg on my quads then cook it on my face (cause its hot)
>>53850731
>>53850775
brits and australians are a lot closer culturally than americans t.bh
wonder why
scared to go for long drives because I'm a fucking nonce when it comes to vehicles and I'm worried about it breaking down
>>53850833
Proofs
>>53850776
now i finally get to use my folder
>>53850817
Would get stuck in your mums throat
Soviet Electronica lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=732Fg-uS2qE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UOxLDAhbZQ
>>53850751
No, why does it matter if you'll be forgotten? I never understood that meme.
>Soviet Electronica lads
>>53850417
>talking about anime irl
also if i manage to make a friend that's into history then it will therefore be counted as relevant tv
late reply because getting cucked by connection errors
>>53850449
>you use heroin?
yes
I usually get a £20 bag and smoke it at the weekend
I like the comfy feels and warm contentment
potsmoking normies will never understand tbbh
>>53850751
Yeah take a walk around an old cemetery mate, look at hundreds of unvisited graves. Nobody alive remembers any of them.
I researched my family tree extensively and I realised that for 99% of the people on it, I just knew a name and date and vaguely where they lived, nothing about their personality. So what did they achieve, what is their legacy, what did they leave behind? Their genes is all they left, their own genes live on in me so I can look back at them. I'm the end of the line though, no kids here.
>>53850751
Life is literally pointless lmao
>>53850857
narcissism and people being so self absorbed they can't even fathom themselves no longer existing in this life
>>53850879
to you
>>53850873
do you really want to spend your life talking about GoT with normies or anime with people you actually have something in common with
>>53850751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGJWb9OPug
>>53850751
>life is meaningless and futile
That's a good thing though really, because it means you're free to do what you want. If you were significant to the universe then your life would already be decided for you, to do anything else would be abandoning your duty.
I'm watching some Frasier.
What are your opinions on Frasier?
>>53850052
That guy looks EXACTLY like my boss. Any source?
>>53850919
used to watch it in the mornings on channel 4
enjoyed it
>>53850850
crap italo-disco imitation
>>53850923
it's one of my mates, he put it in the group chat lol
>>53850919
don't think i've ever laughed at it but i've still watched a billion episodes on comedy central
>>53850919
Roz a qt
>>53850875
I only snort it
*hits the music player*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rLspUDFT0Y
>>53850751
wait until they figure out the human brain completely and how to translate it into computer code. then we'll be literally immortal. i honestly believe this day will come eventually
fedoraposting on 8ch*n brit/pol/
wish me luck
>>53850932
you're right but I always find pop-culture things like this out of the Communist states to be interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYdgKHa2KbI
I like the astral quality of some of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlLC2ej__s
imagine archaeologists in the future digging up old parts of the internet and finding this thread, searching for rare memes
what does /brit/ think of the American group Death Grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinKCtUTWBA
>>53850959
why are you telling us this lmao
this isn't reddit.com/r/drugs pham
>>53850991
OII ACHIES YA CUNTS AHA DONT FOOKIN MISQUOTE ME HEN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYY SOUTHSIDEEEEEE BOYS UP IN /BRIT/ AYyyyyYYY
