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old >>53834328
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>>53840383
>>53840379
because it's cringy when diaspora act like they're patriots while being 3000km away from their country, I would prefer if they assimilate into the country they're parasiting of, honestly.
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First for squatting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqk2u15kHw
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>>53840437
where are you from then?
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>>53840452
They return periodically, and they teach their children Bulgarian, for the thousandth time, only fyromian diaspora never return once when they've left your shit imaginary country.
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>>53840515
yes and i dont give a fuck, 90% of diaspora, bulgarian too leaves because your country is a shithole, they "return" there like you return to an amusement park to laugh at the poor people from the "old country", you are so stupid
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>>53840452
no one said if it's good or bad f they act like patriots, you retarded faggot.
We are saying there's big difference between uneducated plebean economical emigrants and people moving to another country.

But i guess that's hard to understand from a person living in a country with 2mil economical emigrants...
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>>53840573

t. 12 year old who's never left macedonia
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>>53840593
>2mil economical emigrants
that would be bulgaria, we have something like 200k at most counting the aussies who left thanks to greek civil war
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>>53840515
Because they're in australia on the other end of the world, tatars leave for germany or uk where they can fly for 20 eur
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>>53840631
>we have something like 200k at most
nigga, 600k since independence
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>>53840649
end result: fyrom=shit
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>>53840624
weren't you the faggot who was saying that people shouldn't leave their home countries lol? I'm 23 and have traveled ex-yu only pretty much, but I know how diaspora think and act
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>>53840693
t. the shithole with 2 million diaspora who fled it because they couldn't afford bread
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>>53840624
>>53840496
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>>53840693
I was sitting outside starring at the new buildings and mowed lawns with blue skies today, just thought it was nice, my country keeps looking better every year
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>>53840631
>he doesnt even get my rude joke, that everyone in macedonia is potential economical emigrant

now i understand you lad... we're cool, you can get back to your daily routines - squatting with your lads around a bottle of vodka
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>>53840835
I could get either bulgarian or croat pasosh tomorrow if I wanted to and move to work in mcdonalds in germany for the parasite life but I don't want to tb.h, fuck that, would rather stay and try to improve my country and balkan in general
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>>53840697

>ex-yu
>counts as traveling
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>>53840907
>would rather stay and try to improve my country and balkan in general
Good luck with that.
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>>53840764
He's bulgarian I think, he used the language in the previous thread
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Who here /diaspora/?

>tfw I just want to go back home and eat some banitsa in muh cozy home
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>>53840933
I also went to italy once, naples, it was shit honestly, croatia is better
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>>53841004
Another bulgarian diaspora

Holy fuck the hypocrisy of >>53840593

Bulgarians = Albo tier emigrant nation
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>>53841004
Can't you prepare banitsa in Kuh-ney-duh?
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>>53840907
>would rather stay and try to improve my country
How? By wearing pink pants and promoting westernization?
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>>53841052
no one is albo-tier
albos in albania = 3 million, albos in total = 10-12 million
i think they hold the record, mexico doesnt surpass that ratio
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>>53841052

>tfw no tzatziki and banitza in a comfy bulgar home
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>>53841070
Shouldn't that be Кънaдa? :^)
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>>53841081
not that guy, but >promote westernization
literally what? do you want to remain goatfuckers with turk mentality is what you're saying? I've said it before but, you can drop turk mentality and become european without being c.ucks (czech republic, hungary, poland as examples)
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>>53841081
is this how you do it in albania?
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>>53841108
>NYAMA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-YPMxhoqA
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>tfw your winter supply of ajvar is down to 4 jars (2 of which are small)

Somebody fucking hold me. I don't know how long can I go on.
It's still months before spring tomatoes arrive at a purchasable price.

I feel really bad. I know you guys know this feel. If there is one thing that can unite us Balkanites it's our love for Ajvar.
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>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year

>albo capital of Sk*pje : 1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer, for every day of the year
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>>53841097
Ireland is Albo-tier too, they're 5 mil in Ireland and 80 mil abroad
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>>53841186
>Christmas
>7th January
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>>53841149
Not what I meant. What more than wearing pink sweatpants can you do for your society?

>>53841153
No, we don't bother and go with the times.
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>>53841194
>irish americans
>irish
ahahahaha
most of em are like 1000000th irish and claim irish heritage desu

>>53841184
I can hook u up for 5 euros per jar :^)
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HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN LIVE THERE
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>>53841255
work and pay taxes for a start, I'm a food inspector
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>>53841280
You should try asking your grandparents.
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>>53841342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es
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>>53841184
do you can your own produce?

>>53841263
this. if you count irish americans then england is probably "albo-tier" too.
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>>53841280
We also have some places like that. You often hear stories about people whose bodies were found only in spring.

>>53841323
That's good for a change tbqh.
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>>53841323
>pay taxes
>so gruyo can use it to build statues and put it in his pockets
lol no
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>>53841194
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>>53841263
Well it's them and albos (and some greeks) with the most diaspora posting in /balk/ for example. They're all over sweden, uk, canada, america. We only had one make diaspora poster from melbourne
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>>53841469
i dont give a fuck, statues are better than nothing, at least it brings tourists tb.h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvedh3T8kNA
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>>53841501
We had one from China as well.
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>>53841263
5 euro per jar? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you the same guy that's selling Albanian virgins? Your prices are whack.
I can buy commercial ajvar for less than that, you fucking Jew.

>>53841280
I have no idea. I was just looking at Novosibirsk the other day, thinking what a beautiful place it must be to live in
>check climate
fucking hell, fuck that. I at least thought it would be a little milder seeing that it's south Siberia. Nope.

>>53841380
My mom and grandma did it. But my grandma died in november :((
So I'm helping my mom out now. It's devils work but it pays of.
You can finish your winter supply in 2-3 days. I mean it's not even hard, it's just boring.
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>>53841501
>>53841531
And Germany.
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>>53841505
You are aware those people are mostly coming to laugh at you, right?
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>>53841531
Really? when
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>>53841571
>But my grandma died in november :((
I'm sorry.
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>>53841589
I sure hope he is.

>>53841610
A while ago but he was an Aussie-Make as well but went for work there. His make was also poor.
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>>53841589
and? don't give a fuck honestly, they still come and I have fun with tourist bros sometimes showing them around
would literally have disneyland as a capital than nothing at all being there

>>53841571
homemade > commercial bruv
but if you can find it buy Бaш Aјвap, top tier commercial ajvar
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>>53841589

the original reichstag lol
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>>53841280
>tfw from the balkans to the kuril islands, peoples inhabiting the vast desolate shithole in between write in cyrillic
i can literally go thousands of miles and watch the sunset over the pacific, and be understood when i tell some chink to go and grab me a пивo
thank you based russia from spreading the ways of the slavs
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what the fuck is that OP
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>>53841486
MUH HERITAGE
IM FROM BBAAAA-STNNNNN
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>>53841684
It's a finger.
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>>53841666
did russians spread glorious bulgar alphabet to mongols or did they just steal it
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>>53841792
Either way, they did teach Cyrillic to the Mongols. You can't take that away from the poor vodka-niggers.
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>>53841792
>Bulgars invent cyrillic
>Russians spread it to their cousins living at the Altai
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>>53841637
thx cuz

>>53841653
ofc but it better be XXX sized jar if u expect me pay 5 euros for it
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>>53841783

this is a blue board you disgusting piece of shit
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>>53841571
Sorry to hear that m8. I think that's cool tho. My Dad used to grow a lot of veg but he died too. Keep it up, nothing beats dat homegrown. Never tried canning anything (not really part of our culture) but I see the appeal.. I'm a bit of a hippy when it comes to food.
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>>53841891
my family used to sell a ton of ajvar a year but now a days we dont anymore tb.h sorry, but like I said if you find Бaш aјвap buy it, top tier commercial one
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>>53841783
you're disgusting senpai
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>>53841898
>>53841946
I am gonna treat that as "moar".
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>tfw another day with obssesive thougts
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Seselj got fat since they released him from the netherlands vacation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMEQgvesQlw
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>>53841992
can i print this, cum on it and post it here?
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>>53842002

what do you obsess about anon
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>>53842002
>he is 19
>he is still learning to live with the voices in his head
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>>53842015
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>>53842037
Please do, I don't have a color printer.
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>>53842037
No I think that's Greece's job.
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>>53841943
Found it. I guess it's not a bad price for a big jar.
I mean it is after all Ajvar.

>>53841923
We don't grow our on. Both my parents work so no time for that but we do buy homegrown from local farmers.

Have you ever tried Ajvar?
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>>53842057
god damn why does light-hair beard look so fucking gay
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>>53842177
БAШ MAЙCTOPИTE CA БAШ TУК CEГA
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>>53842188
t. turk blackbearded rapebaby
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>>53842177
bas ajvar = best commercial ajvar trust me ive tried em all, cant beat homemade but it comes close
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>>53842048
my sexuality, is a type of OCD, I know i'm straight but it still in my head
>>53842055
theres no voices
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>>53842240
blagi ajvar or the other type--what's its name?
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>>53842177
no. had something polish that sounds similar though, unsure of name.
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>>53842057
ћ ;)
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>>53842291

has your OCD ever "made" you do gay stuff?
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>>53842015
he gets paid like 50k euros a month by the government to shut the fuck up unless he's saying what he's told to say
he attacks basically everyone except vucic, directing ultra nationalist votes towards him. seselj is vucic's little lapdog and that's it.
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>>53842309
theres only one ajvar, ajvar is never spicy, lutenica is the spicy one
(here)
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>>53842291
this is quite common apparently. do you have any other ocd stuff going on? should see someone m8
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>>53842309
ljuti ajvar?
pindzur?
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here have some traditional british snacks

i hear they're getting banned now because you'd never imagine whom it might offend
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>>53842346
>vucic
What about him? He seems like a player.
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>>53842346
cool story bro
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>>53842431
looks like butchered чвapки
I can hook u up with some homemade ones if you were closer
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>>53842345
nope, i'm virgin anyways but i thinked in gay things to get hard and i dont get hard..
>>53842397
check doors, windows, the bathroom, sometimes i think i'm being spied by someone
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>>53842431
they sell those here too, they're called ciccioli

caloric as fuck though
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>>53842505

looks delish as fuck moyt
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>>53842431

yum. best washed down with one of these.

>tfw don't have the climate to grow bell peppers or enjoy a cold pilsner
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>>53842505
they look like fried roaches on your pic
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>>53842560

m8 ur triggering me thurst on purpose now aint'cha
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>>53842562
wtf man, they look delicious

sometimes for breakfast I just eat pig fat smeared on bread with some sharena sol, its so tasty
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>>53842436
noooo, m8
i can't even begin to explain
he's an evil, manipulative fuck and a literal dictator
plus he's stupid as fuck. but the serbian people are even more stupid, so they fall for his shit.
he took the most primitive idiots in the country, the most moronic media houses and papers, gathered them around himself and that is his clique. and they control everything 100%
if you're against him, you won't be able to appear even in the smallest, regional tv stations with like <1k viewers
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>>53842603
""thirst"" meaning rampant alcoholism?
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>>53842560
>>53842613

now i know what i'll do this weekend, thanks lads
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>>53841255
I wore those pants outside only once and now you're being rude.
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>>53842662

if drinking made me fat and food made me drunk, i'd be fat and sober
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Ok, just finished Bal-can-can. Started out fun, but then it turned depressing, rape-y and murder-y halfway through, but still pretty cool and inspirational.
All in good balkan tradition, i guess.
>>53841883
the circle of life.
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>>53842643
yeah, exactly that, he's a player

>>53842662
>beer
>alcoholism
You need the hard stuff if you're serious about it, m8ski
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>>53842643

Freedom aint free

I fucking hate westerners, we were just fine waging war against eachothers and massacaring eachother, this """""""""""""democracy"""""""""""""""" is the worst thing that could happen to you.

This is peace that is literally scarier then war
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>>53842728
>if drinking made me fat
well it kinda does. Alcohol has plenty of calories
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Lukanka a best.
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>>53842778

then why am i 150 lbs at 6'2'' m8 :@
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>>53842436
he's chill, nowhere near gruevski dictatorship skillset
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>>53842693
Just joking around m8.
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>>53842223
this is a manly man's beard
your example is a gay faggot's beard
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>>53842808
>imperial
yбий ce нeщacтникo
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>>53842808
because you burn more calories than you intake
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>>53842316
Technically you should be able to make them in your kitchen. One or two jars. It's not complicated.
Although I'm not sure what it will taste like if you fry peppers on an electric stove.

Fire stove is where it's at.

>>53842613
dayuuuum, I have to convince my dad to buy a pig this spring.
1 single pig isn't that much hard work. We can fatten it, the two of us together, between his work and my lectures.
It's just pays off so much.
You get cvarke, fucking bacon, minced meat, grease and whatnot.
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>>53842223

light-colored beard isn't at all manly m8

stop trying so hard to pretend that your nation is white
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>>53842778
yeah not if that's your only calorific intake tho. many skinny drunks out there.

>>53842808
see above!
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>>53842827
Well the gayest thing is that you posted a shitty 3d render.
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>>53842789
sure is, except for that кaшкaвaл ruining the pic
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>>53842643
So basically Gruyo?
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>>53842752
kek its dark humor from the start m8, gets especially dark with the part in kosovo about the organ harvesting facility rofl
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>>53842223
>>53842057

jesi li to ti vojvodo? sta radis u makedoniji?
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>>53842848
>You get cvarke, fucking bacon, minced meat, grease and whatnot.
and sorici. Can't forget the skin.
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>me lurking itt
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pic: me
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>>53842921
yeah, but war and dead granny humor was fun and relatable. End part turned very, very dark humour.
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>>53842886
fine, you picky faggot cunt
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>walk by Romanian store today
>plenty of mamaligars with old BMWs always there
>one of them opens his car door and the door apparently has a light that shines the BMW logo on the ground

this is a new high for my Romabros here
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>>53842789
looks good, what kind of meat is it?

>>53842848
>Fire stove
Like a BBQ or a traditional wood-burning stove thing? Struggling to picture it. Peppers are great when they take on a smokey flavour tho
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>>53843019

i have a feeling you talk about yourself a lot
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>>53843031
>one of them opens his car door and the door apparently has a light that shines the BMW logo on the ground
That's fucking new.
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>>53843052
>looks good, what kind of meat is it?
You can buy varieties made from horse. Usually, a mixture of beef and pork.
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>>53843031

just had to google that

https://youtu.be/YYckQYSNshY?t=107

1:47 fucking lel
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>>53843052
Pork or Beef.
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>>53842942
I had to google that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6FuGj4_Ys
How exactly do you eat that? Any special meal?

>>53843052
Just a traditional wood burning stove. Google Smederevac to get the picture.
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>>53843122
yeah exactly like that

I almost kekked out loud
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>>53843028
maybe
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>>53843122

you and romanian diaspora are the worst, no wonder UKIP could make a whole case out of you
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>>53843176
reason UKIP hate romanians is couz they think gypsies are romanains couz they use their pasoshi all the time desu, actual romanians are chill diaspora
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pic : me again
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>>53843253

no point in explaining mate, he's far too gone

when he turns 13 (in 3 years' time) he'll realize how futile it is to generalize
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>>53843253
I am sure UKIP is actually getting paki and nigger votes. They know from their experience with Poles that Eastern Europeans are a threat to lazy brown wellfare queens.
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>>53843323
read your post again tatar
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>>53843264
man millions would kill to have your status in life, stop being such a bitch and get your shit together
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>>53843122
>>53843176
The sad thing is my friend has these exact same lights but for Audi
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>>53843446
Is he drowning in pussy?
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>>53843163
>How exactly do you eat that?
You take the pig skin from the slightly roasted pig, you salt it, and then you eat it.
>>53843253
Nah, it's because brits are easily triggered everytime some country joins the EU(they did the same with Poles), and then they start with the populistic scaremongering("millions of bulgaromanians will come and take our jeubs!" and most HILARIOUSLY "30 MILLION ROMANIANS WILL LEECH OFF OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!". There aren't 30 mill romanians on the whole planet, btw.)
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>>53843323
how is Ireland? I always thought the Irish were super chill
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>>53843432
>status
im poor, ugly, mental ill and probably i will die at my 20 yo
_
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niggas we gotta meet up
i mean, sure, we're all autists, but at least we all like good food
we can go to my place in zlatibor, get shitfaced and eat cvarci, kajmak and prsuta
even if we all sperg out and the meetup turns to shit, at least we'll all have eaten good
zlatibor is the place of dried meat
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>>53843484
not drowning but he still gets decent amount of pussy
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>>53843522
He's a Bugar proxy not Irish
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>>53842431
Looks like jumari.
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Why are there no Greeks shitposting tonight?
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>>53843531
>zlatibor is the place of dried meat
I'm making a note of that. My ancestral homeland has a special type of white wine.
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>>53843526
>you are in a first world country
>you have internet access
>you have time because you are young
>you have knowledge of multiple languages
just get your shit together, get a hobby, try exercising, if you're a NEET you have nothing but time
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>>53843506
>You take the pig skin from the slightly roasted pig, you salt it, and then you eat it.
Oh god this makes my tounge weat
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>>53843356
I doubt that somehow. lol. UKIP voters buy into the fact that the EU is the cause of all evil and foreigners are coming to steal their jobs, peddled by our wonderful press. Thing is, most of the jobs are actually things that UKIP voters wouldn't want to do for a living. Anecdotal but I've not actually met any Romanians yet, just Roma. I gather Romanians prefer Italy as the culture and climate is more agreeable.
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>>53843531
How do I know I'm not gonna get my bubregs stolen?
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>>53843506
>30 MILLION ROMANIANS WILL LEECH OFF OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!
They did the same thing for us. 10 MILLION BULGARIANS WILL COME AND TAKE OUR JOBS! Lel.
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>>53843531
zlatiborac the meat brand is based there i guess? I eat their bacon
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>>53843595
nice, nothing goes better with smoked meat than white wine
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>>53843531
Why not somewhere more central, like prishtina perhaps?
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>>53843531
>tfw I wanna do this but I'll just end up getting drunk and beating up some make or serb
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>>53843506
How do you even chew raw skin? I can't imagine it tasting spectacularly. It's skin and salt after all.

>>53843531
I would come in an instant. That would be such a fucking blast, autism included.
The more balkans come the merrier.
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>>53843603
>>you have knowledge of multiple languages
only spanish, my english is broken as you can see
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>>53843731
Will pic related come?
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>>53843506
>>53843612
proof that romanians are just mini-bulgarians
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>>53843644
How was your day lads? Me drunk
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Apparently we have a little czechs and slovaks here. I've never actually met any.
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>>53843726
we value our kidneys bro
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>>53843731
>I'll just end up getting drunk and beating up

Yeah, you better not come, I mean tard strength is noting to be messed with, I know, we had tards in our middle school
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>>53843793
Ros go to bed..
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>>53843531
Holy shit that looks like switzerland
Is it some high class mountain resort type thing? Heard of it but never paid attention
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>>53843731
>implying you wouldn't be outnumbered
>implying you would even start shit when we're all there to have fun and enjoy the nature and friendship

>>53843851
It's not really high class. Just about every child in Serbia visited there in organized school trips.
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>>53843743
>How do you even chew raw skin?
With your teeth?
It's pretty tender after you are done with it. And a bit chewy.
>I can't imagine it tasting spectacularly.
It's pretty tasty.
>It's skin and salt after all.
And salo is just lard and salt.
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>>53843933
I used to make popcorn in pig fat, gave em a tasty aroma
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>>53843657
yeah
at first, i was really skepical
i mean, it's overpriced and made in this place that looks like a fucking car factory
but it's pretty decent i guess, especially the sausages
though it doesn't even come close to the stuff the people from the area make themselves
there's a festival in mackat, though we missed the one this year, it was held around a week ago
i've always wanted to go there.
for example, people in belgrade buy prsuta that is literally black, and all chewy, and they think what they're eating isn't shit. mackat prsuta is red, soft, tender and just smoked a bit on the sides
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>>53843163
>smack pig with hammer to knock it out (optional)
>stab it in the throat
>collect its blood
>burn until black
>clear black with knife
>wash
>burn until black again
>clear until completely white
>wash
>salt
>peel
>eat
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>>53843793
do you live there?
are you happy with your wife and your animals?
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>>53843926
>Balkans
>friendship
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>>53843845
NOOOOO 2 drunk for bead. Eating some fine blue chease.
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>>53844035
These days I am mostly buying my dinners from the Serbian BBQ places in Sofia, but goddamn, that looks good.
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>>53843926
Some macedonian would eat his nails, klime would talk about skopje and give the bulgarians a tug in the bathroom, I'd chill with my fellow tri prsta and shqip bro yelling at tourists
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>>53842942
>>53843506
>>53843612
>>53843933
kek I didn't know romanians did this too
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>>53843968
I fry potatoes and sausages in pig fat. It makes them absolutely delicious.
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>>53844035
>>53844045
who eats more pork? serbs or bulgarians? i think serbs desu, more specifically republika srpska serbs, when i was there there wasnt a person that didnt eat a swine a month
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>>53844051
>tfw no 3d wifu
But happy nevertheless. And ya I live here
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>>53844121
wait why do you hate klime when you yourself have admitted that macedonians are bulgarian
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>>53844136
We're all eastern european, faggot. We all do it. Even hungarians.
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>>53844045
>>53844136
I think we are the only ones on the planet that do this.
>>53844057
zici ca e unt.
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>>53844057
is that a VR device?
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>>53844186
because klime is an autistic little pos that needs to be beaten up
it has nothing to do with what you wrote
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>>53844157
>swine a month
what the fuck
are swines in serbia 2 kilograms?

you buy a little pig, raise it through out the year, feed it a lot so it becomes a big guy and kill it for the winter

it's enough to last your family for half a year
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>>53844186
klime is autistic faggot, not even the guy you're replying to, but I admitted that and I still don't like klime, just a butthut provincija autist which spams THE SAME SHIT over and over again, its just autism, i dont even care about his opinions
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>>53844212
Ya. Similar to Goggle Cardboard. I just got it for 3d porn witch is great! Cheap to: 22 Euros
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>>53844237
Well, akshually, you buy your meat, injected with water and chemicals, at the local Billa or Kaufland.
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>>53844190
no fuck off this is strictly a bulgarian thing :^)
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>>53844237
i was staying with some guy in republika srpska for a few days and they ate pork all the time man, as snacks, as breakfast, as dinner, kek
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>>53844237
its their culture, they eat it all the time
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>>53843163
>>53844045

Whoah that's fucking great balkanbros.
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>>53844318
Too bad. You're not special.
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>>53844324
no wonder those guys are huge
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>>53844313
I'm not talking about cocksucking wannabe grajdansi i selyaci from Sofia
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>>53843851
no, it's just a really nice picture taken on a really nice day
and i don't even think it's zlatibor proper, it's a picture from some website about tourism is west serbia, which also includes zlatar, tara, lakes on the uvac river and the surroundings. that pic looks more like tara or somewhere around uvac
but in western serbia, you don't have mountains higher than 1600-1700 meters
zlatibor especially is more just comfy hills than mountain peaks
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>>53844309
>I just got it for 3d porn
degeneratul naibii.
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>>53844324
literally everyone eats pork you dum kunt
serbs didn't invent pork
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>>53844309
>just got it for 3d porn

is it at least actual people fucking in 3D or waifu moeshit
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>>53844395
You noticed that too huh? :D
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>>53844309
How do you get 3d porn, do you download movies and play them on your phone (google cardboard) or device?
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>>53844421
i asked who eats it the most tho kek
we haven't gutted a pig for 2 years here :( but relatives still send us some cvarki and salo
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>>53844395
>Naibii

Inca mai crezi ca vine dracu sa te ia daca ii spui numele?
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>>53844395
Curiozitatea este sanatoasa :DDDD
>>53844428
pure 3D wifus...2d wifus in 3d are not a reality at the moment. Sad if you ask me

>>53844469
https://virtualrealporn.com/?id=29226973&ao_confirm=yes
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>mfw
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>>53844496
We eat a fuckton of porn
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>>53844388
Looks great bro
when do we come
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>>53844554
enough already Jijo Bajijo
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Moldovan memes, boys

>>53844480
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>>53844575
>porn
xaxaxaxa
pork*
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>>53844554
come to the balkans make friends before you turn 20
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>>53841052
I'm here for work you cuck

>>53841070
It's never come close to the godlike banitsa I get from the local bakery in my city.
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>>53844602
>source=facebook
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>>53844045

>had pig 2 years back
>got emotionally attached to it
>gave birth to 7 piglets, each named after me and my cousins
>when I would let them out to graze, the mother would always lift her legs on this rock, just enough so her head would be above the wall of where she was kept, so she could watch over them
>every time I went to see her she would greet me like that
>winter came
>dad did the deed
>slammed her with an axe right across the forehead
>slit her throat
>sold the young ones
>felt bad eating her meat but I know deep inside that's what she would have wanted of me

Rip Gili. First of her name.
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>>53844645
I'm 25
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>>53844531
sincer mi se pare ca are un pic mai multa aroma.
Daca vroiam sa o ard cu evitarea numelui, ziceam uciga-l crucea, nefartatul, aghiuţă, încornoratul, necuratul sau ceva.
>>53843170
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>>53842431

>a single post directed half a thread

well-shilled. love of pork will protect /balk/ from the muslims.
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>>53844702
xaxaxaxa this reminds me
my grandparents used to name calfs after me and my cousin and when christmas came they'd make us stab Vanko and Goshko in the throats
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>>53844702
>gave birth to 7 piglets, each named after me and my cousins
So, next year, so guys killed and ate yourselves?
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>>53844593
my apartment is supposed to be done in march we used to have an entire house, but everywhere around my house people started selling their houses and land and the apartment buildings got built everywhere, so we sold as well since it all started looking like belgrade suburbs. now we're just waiting for the apartment to be ready.
the area around it isn't all that special because it isn't as peaceful and nice as it used to be with all the construction, but the great thing about it is that you can just get in a car and you've got mackat, tara, lakes on uvac, you can go to the drina river, you can even go to visegrad in bosnia. there are also a couple of great taverns in the area where you can eat and enjoy a nice view.
the town of zlatibor is meh and you get fed up with it after like a day
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who /virgin and kissles/ here?
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>>53844702
Well it's traumatic but it's more honest than buying your meat from the supermarket.
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>>53844786
I'm imagining some British child counselor reading this and having a heart attack
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>>53844671
>I'm here for work you cuck
Love for copper knows no boundaries.
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>>53844702
that's cute senpai
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>>53844810
not me
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>>53844702
I had a flock of ducks that I had gotten attached to. I took care of them since they were ducklings, took them out of the courtyard to graze and swim in the nearby pond, dug a hole in the ground for them to swim in and relax and they started following me around like I was their mother.

Then, well, you know what happened. Duck meat's too delicious for my family.
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>>53844786
Bulgarian humor everyone.
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>>53844810
Just virgin.
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>>53844810
N-no one
>definitely not to ashamed to admit it even online
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>>53844702
was she delicious
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>>53844834
>copper
We don't have pennies here you fucktard.
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>>53844786

is this the same shitposting savage tatar who claimed to shoot at cats and later claimed to be experiencing a heart attack?
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>>53844810
been so long now that I'm basically a virgin again
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>>53844810
just you
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>>53844810
kissless yes
virgin no
it was a crazy occurrence this new year
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>>53844786
so are you ivan or georgi
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>>53844810
used to be until some 20 days ago. now i'm just a virgin.
i made out with some girl and went down on her as well. she didn't blow me though, i didn't even undress, but i was happy enough with what i got
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>>53844810
Handholdless virgin here. I can't even talk to women. I'm probably gonna die before I even touch one deliberately.
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>>53844921
Animals don't count.
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>>53844902
I think you're talking about 3 different people here.
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>>53844807
Did they give you a few apartments in exchange for the house?
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