>tfw no Norwegian gf
old >>53674697
>>53678568
id enrich the r1a in her
>>53678568
Nordic women belong to Balkans
we're playing Town of Salem
tell us your account name so we can add you
>all these slavs butthurt about how we take over their countries
Survival of the fittest.
Albanians are made to rule the galaxy.
>>53678708
Albanians are the most powerful race in the world
>>53678545
omg what a disgusting language jesus christos why did god decide to punish the world by spawning this
>>53678691
nordics ARE balkan
fifth for triggered s*rbshits
at least youre not tatars
>>53678623
nice
Why you still virgin anon?
>>53678773
this
we should make a balk risk map
>>53678739
>punish
albanians are the new evolution.
we are made to conquer the galaxy.
here, have some chalga from our great leader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgO_fcn_n8
>>53678708
>Survival of the fittest.
That isn't really a proper description of your "success". Pic related is.
>>53678496
who do you think has been making all the shqip memes lately
>>53678792
high standards for myself and future wife
>>53678803
i was working on one back in may but i deleted it because i didnt like how it looked
someone should make one that also includes the honorary balkan countries (hungary, moldova and 2 more i forget the name of)
>>53678830
>Making alliances to ensure victory.
Its has a strategic value. And every country seeks it out.
Unfortenly, slavs suck at diplomacy, and USA has acknowledged Albanian supremecy in the balkans.
>>53678690
They're already like us.
>>53678873
cyprus and turkey?
>>53678848
so you think you having 0 experiance in bed will be good for your future wife?
>>53678838
That was you?
fugg, dog bless :D
>>53678708
why do albanians fear the big bulgar cock?
>>53678827
bruh im telling u this for your own good if albos continue thinking like you then your species will literally cease to exist once u lose USA as an ally
>>53677532
>you country is basically governed by CIA/NATO
>I guess you already forgot what happened with south stream
We asked for better terms, and after trying to bluff with Turkey Putin came back and agreed?
>>53678697
HannibalAntePortas
>>53678925
yes and i think italy
>>53678803
>>53678873
i can help since i have already made 1
>>53678559
i have a big bulgar cock and would enrich some girl but the problem is she can find a guy with an equally large dick who's also a CEO has an IQ of 300 and a 10/10 personality
so i don't have shit to offer other than muh dick
>>53678937
Bulgarians are honorary Thracians.
Illyrians don't betray their kin.
>>53678991
bulgars were turkic their dicks probably barely reached vaginas, you mean big thrakian cock
>>53678952
>implying Albos aren't the /balk/ masterrace
>implying not the best Europeans and bravest warriors
hey, if you see a pretty boy with blue eyes... do you know he is pretty?
i'm not homo and i can know
>>53678903
INTERDASTING 2BH
>>53679054
you mean big slavic cock
places without slavs in balkans: albania
and we know how they turned out, midgets with inferiority complex and goat fucking genes
>>53678840
okej let's try again
aherm
...Error: Comment too long (2923/2000).
Dat Wim Hoff technique.
>>53679072
>Trying to acknowledge the truth and kneel to the Albo galaxy race.
This won't save you maceroniboi, no slaves allowed in our new empire.
>>53679073
Your last posts are so fucking obssesed like holy fuck are you a 13 y/o girl or what
>>53679086
DESIGNATED
>>53679073
vas a arder en el infierno maricon
>>53679072
>>53679072
True
Albanians made the balkans. without Albanians Greeks would not have happened
>>53679093
romanians confirmed not slavic
>>53679086
I feel sorry for Indians, every time they want to say something people start throwing shit at them based on the flag.
>>53679120
POOPING
>>53679086
P O O
O
O
>>53679147
STRASSEN
>>53678989
pls do
>>53679073
guys i think are objectively attractive are actually perceived as "meh" by women
then there's some faggots women magically like even though they're fucking balding faggots with crooked teeth and beer bellies
but most of the time they sleep only with fit hunks and submit to bbc when no one's watching kek
fucking women
>>53678897
>he thinks they are in an "alliance" with NATO/USA
ahahhaa
the Talebans were also once their "allies" :^)
in my opinion shqips made a historic mistake, they put themselves for complete use by the dominant power in our time and created enemies everywhere around their country for a little bit of clay
once your usefulness expires, and it inevitably will, you are pretty much fucked
>>53679073
KEK WTF
>>53679147
AVENUE
>>53679147
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
>>53678933
That goes for you as well.
>>53679189
>the Talebans were also once their "allies" :^)
in my opinion shqips made a historic mistake, they put themselves for complete use by the dominant power in our time and created enemies everywhere around their country for a little bit of clay
once your usefulness expires, and it inevitably will, you are pretty much fucked
Says the 20 year old country.
>>53679173
FÜR DICH
VOTE LUSO:
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
>>53678873
turkey not allowed
hungary isn't that important, just former yugoslavia, bulgaria, greece, maybe romania
>>53679135
duh
dacian as phuck
thracians is a greek ethnonym for whatever thracians called themselves
>>53679216
I'll make sure Macedonia gets annexed (the eastern, central and ohrid side) to greater Serbia and give the North-west to shiptars. They'll combine kosova, a bit of maqe and albania into great shqiperia while we border Greece again like back in the old days.
>>53679137
I don't mind it if they're kidding but yeah, it does get annoying.
>>53678930
idk i fap a lot
but sex exp is not important for me
>>53679073
i wish i had brown eyes
>>53679227
"albania" was created in 1912 kek
>>53679287
you mean we will make joint operation with serbs and bulgarias to remove shqip cancer from balkans then we will be utopia where no one fights each other
>>53679181
Women are more superficial than us.
Even if you are a bald-headed, fat hairy fuck, it doesnt matter as long as you know the art of smalltalk and "charm".
>>53679073
Pretty sure if you see a gayboi in balkans you kill him tbf.
any Romanians in /balk/
I still need some Romanians (preferably Transylvanians or grills from all regions [I only questioned males before]) to ask them a bunch of questions about their language and conversation patterns for my uni project
I'd be grateful for all help
>>53679216
prty gud meme I gotta say
gona need sum profs on that natoboy whatnot tho
>>53679227
aight then..
>>53679349
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Albania_(medieval)
1272
balk salem people we should work together to get rid of the 12 year olds
>>53679419
by that logic Greece is the oldest country in the Balkans
>>53679419
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
puppet state of Naples
why are albos so fuckin retarded
>>53679360
Ask me everything about my homeland.
>>53679473
12 years a slav
>>53679419
>ruled by italians
>spoke italian
eeh
>>53679486
It is.
IM NOT GAY XD
Thank god I am not a
[Sashko will finish this sentence one day]
>>53679530
>Languages: Albanian, Lombard
Learn to read brownbrain.
>>53679486
he's fuckin retarded
"kingdom" of albania = random italian puppet state populated mostly by italians
albanians didnt exist before 13th century
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_language
>The first written mention of the Albanian language was on 14 July 1285 in Dubrovnik (modern-day Croatia), when a certain Matthew, witness of a crime, stated "I heard a voice shouting on the mountainside in the Albanian tongue" (Latin: Audivi unam vocem, clamantem in monte in lingua albanesca).[5][6]
>>53679495
where are you from la
region if you may
>>53679396
No need for proof
We are literally the youngest country in all of europe, maybe after Kosova republik
But you wait in the lobby of a hosital or whatever and there's a shitton of kids there with young parents
We'll outbreed Albos I swear
>>53679592
>no sources
>knows how to read an article
albanian didn't exist as a language back then
I can literally add klingon and it would mean the same
>>53679645
transylvania
>>53678930
sex is primal need like eat and sleep
do you need experience for doing them? well not unless for acting for porn
>>53679665
eeh, did you reply by mistake
>>53679677
yes it would be perfect
please add me on steam if you can, username кiт, there's a disgruntled dog in a hat on the avatar
>>53679602
>>53679669
>>53679748
>кiт
ukie ?
>>53679486
>Implying we are not
f.am pls
>>53679773
I called myself this way to meme people
does anyone have a facepalm pic so I can reply to this guy
>>53679765
>>53679765
>Charles
>Louis
Those don't sound too much Albanian to me bruh
test
>>53679847
>fake
>>53679820
>>53679748
I don't play games, but how can I help you here?
>>53679879
it's just that I have a shitload of questions so it would be easier for us on some kind of online communicator
>>53679765
Albanian wiki warriors changed a lot of your shitty history on wikipedia.
>/balk/
>>53679825
They were Arbereshe kings of Italy.
we cucked Italy, thats why they love us, they have albo heritage.
>>53679765
bruh albanians literally didn't exist when slavs came to enrich the balkans (6th century)
we are here longer than you
>>53679875
thx senpai
>>53679765
nigger learn what citations mean god damn
>>53679921
We have all the time here. Ask me everything.
>>53679938
>thats why they love us
translate.google.com/translate?sl=mk&tl=en&u=http://www.dnevnik.mk/?ItemID=5253C088F40223498C40F14C51B2456A
>Albanians are so divided by based and completely retarded jenocide wouldn't pay off because you never know which would be left
>tfw those obssesive thoughts will kill me
SHQIPEEERIIAAAA
1 against 100 slavs.
POWERFUL WARRIOR.
>>53679983
I sat ~2 hours yesterday and someone will start shitposting on your answers, it's easier the way the pole says.
Albanians make the most powerful music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw72AW3z-k8
>>53680076
Was Byzantium the most powerful and influencing super power ?
I mean, look how much countries adapted our eagle
>>53680076
white albanians = slav rapebabies
shitskins = every one else in shitbania (90% of em who weren't lucky enough to encounter my ancestors)
>>53680265
you are confusing Albania with North Korea
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZiVWXjsaJg
>try to play town of salem with balk
>we were supposed to work together
>betrayed by fellow shqiptar
>>53680309
also look at how many have adapted the constantinopolean crescent and star lol
>>53680042
ill use this with other meaning kek
>>53679983
alright I'm going to ask you three series of questions on Romanian communicative patterns, conversation habits, verbal tics etc., it's for a linguistic project for my uni, I'll be writing a paper basing on the results I gather from various Romanians (that's why I need different regions, for comparison) - I can send you the paper once it's finished if you wish to read it, it will be in English
-first part will be about the most common reactions to stuff happening in public - how Romanians respond/react to things
-second part will be about the technicalities of a typical Romanian conversation
-third part will be more vague and cultural, about the perception of the language and its role
some questions may sound odd and off-putting and may be difficult to answer, because I'm asking about things that come natural to you and you probably don't even think about them that much
whenever it's relevant I'd like you to specify whether sex, age or social standing affects the answer
if you use some phrases I'd like you to write them down in Romanian and translate word for word if possible
if you agree to help me then I'd like your age, hometown and sex (also some name so I can keep the papers in order), no more personal credentials
>>53680309
Byzantium (Byzantia) was Albanian.
>>53679545
What is odrysian kingdom
>>53680365
Now you know.
>>53680365
it went all ogre
>>53680336
post more shqip ms paint memes pls
>>53680473
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7kWS7BTvHkAWEpKU0ZRRTdid2c
>>53680373
This. Indeed, it is after SPQR and our Ancients in the top 3 of European overall concepts
>>53680414
Shipteria strong
You are the real Greeks
>>53680473
ante, yes or no?
>>53680414
did you log off salem?
>>53680365
you weren't betrayed
balk was mafia
we won
>>53680503
laffing with tears t b h hahahahahahaha
>>53680444
Mycenaen kingdom: founded 2110 bc
Odrysian kingdom: founded 460 bc
>>53680544
yes
>>53680365
>betrayed by fellow shqiptar
iwontmifather - NATOboy
>>53680409
we're making another salem game
tell us your nickname if you wanna play
Are you in for another game of Salem or no?
Log in
>>53680703
im not coming if it isn't hosted by a bulgar or romanian
fuck your pleb-tier internet
>>53680734
>hosted
idk waht you mean, the group now is craeted by a bulgar, i think hosting is official tho
>>53680676
Lads I'm scared
Furryfags seem to conquer Balkan zones lately
>>53680734
this isnt haxball you fucking pleb
doeant matter who host the party, the game has their own servers
the party simply exist so people can play in the same game
>>53680787
>tfw no dominant alfa gf
>>53680808
kek
>>53680844
>instagram acc is private
>twitter posts are protected
>facebook has barely 3 pics
well wtf is this shit
so uh
no Transylvanians willing to help
alright I will try later
>>53680928
you'll probably have better luck if you post on the Romanian 4chan
>>53680904
she's playing hard to get
>>53680957
what's it called
>>53680608
MIKENA
BALKAN
pick one you afterbirth
>>53680544
shes 20cm shorter cause of the shoes but still yes
>>53680973
idk what she's playing but I'm mad now
>>53681015
uh..oh..lemme see if I can find it
>>53680409
I'm sorry, I thought you're gonna ask me about other things. I'm not Romanian
>>53680904
she's a turbo slut with more things than her STDs to hide
trust me, bitches' behavior is transferred and imbued into everything they do
hey add me if you haven't started faggots
antichkiludak123
>>53681015
I think it's this one
chanon.ro
would you lick a girl's ass?
>>53681190
only if I know she took several enemas before
if not hell no this isnt porn where its clean 24/7
>>53681190
>ass
yes
>asshole
nah
>>53681190
if its clean why not ?
>>53681190
Only if I know she has thoroughly washed it before that.
TOWN SALEM FAGS add me when you see this pls
antichkiludak123
>>53681190
nope, i would suck a clit with my tongue
>tfw no gf
>>53681127
yeah we started
next game tho
>>53681290
we are in-game now
Ill invite you when its over
>>53681015
>>53681167
You're gonna get meme'd by reddit kids
>>53681190
I lick my gf's ass but not asshole jesus
>>53681368
Well he isn't gonna get what he's searching for here, that's for sure.
>>53681431
well I found two nice guys who helped me out
>>53681370
post her ass
>>53681190
I eat ass. I used to think Bulgarian language was cringy for sex, but with experience I realized that god damn our ancestors knew how to be alpha. I send them bitches to wash their ass all day erryday.
>>53681482
>that chick
anticki tier
>>53681372
I can't get an erection watching this photo
is it because she is not naked?
>>53681562
>post ass
>half of it isn't visible
>shit pic
>low res
You had one job Stavros.
>>53681573
it's because you are a closeted faggot m8
>>53681573
It's because she isn't really beautiful
fucking town salem making me play tutorial
>>53679137
That'll pass. It happened to many flags.
>>53681627
>implying I take photos of my gf
>implying I care
>implying I want to post more with the archiver itt
Who /readytodrown/ here?
>mfw balkanites post blonde/blue eyed chicks as if that's the norm here
>we all know people are overwhelmingly brown over here
top cec
>>53681573
im not posting to erect on it but to see your reaction on uniform and blue eyes well almost as i expected
>>53681746
have you ever found a source for those pics?
>>53681685
>i don't take photos of my gf
>i don't record videos with her
>i don't post for the archiver of /balk/
ok maybe i can see about the third, but the first two?
>>53681789
stormfront dot com
>>53681811
why would I nigga, we don't even have fb, we don't live in the normie plastic reality, I just live the moment
>>53681573
which region do you live in pablo?
>>53681768
sooo
did you have an erection with the photo?
>>53681636
I'm not...
when i was 13 yo i had erections with photos of girls in bikini...
Who here /kumanovo-srboman/
>>53681920
Don't worry so much mate, you're not supposed to get hard with every girl you look at
>>53681908
Catalonia
>>53681939
im kumanovo but not srboman I am macedonian patriot
>>53681746
I have blue eyes but I'm not blonde ;_;
>>53681920
latent homosexuality, pretty common because society and peers heavily repress it
>>53681979
Blue eyes and dark hair is the perfect combination tbqh
>>53681964
catalan republic when :^)
>>53681964
maybe i will go to spain this summer will visit you and buy you a prostitue
>>53681746
I approve of this map, southern french are fucking niggers, paris area should be black though as no ethnic french live there anymore
>>53681939
>living in a region with that many shiptards
literally why
I would never live in a place that's above 10% shiptard. Even 5% is probably too much.
>>53682024
he may like some bdsm shit thou kek
>>53682015
awww
>>53681789
You need a source about this?
Just look around your city/town, that should be quite enough.
>>53680904
Is that hazal caglar? I thought she deleted her ig
What's her current?
>>53681969
aлбaнaц? кyдe y кyмaнoвo?
>>53682083
yeah, I need a source for the exact numbers, maybe it doesn't exist?
>>53682045
southern france =graeco-roman rapebabies
northern France=anglo-saxon/german rapebabies
>>53682072
>he may like some bdsm shit thou kek
as long as he will stop shitting up the threads with his closet homo bullshit im willing to pay
Here is the cringiest thing ever. Basically moldovan guy proposes russian grill to marry him and she rejects him in front of everyone.. Hell, it was on the Romanian news tonight which makes the whole thing even cringier
http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/international/si-a-asteptat-fosta-iubita-pe-aeroport-si-a-cerut-o-in-casatorie-dezamagirea-traita-de-un-moldovean-cand-a-vazut-reactia-ei.html
>>53681981
nope
i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo
but now i have mental issues, OCD and obssesive thougts but i'm not gay, but now in more tolerant with them
>>53681961
how old are u?
did you have erections with these pics?, don't imagine anything sexual, only look at them
>>53681372
>>53680904
-
>>53682024
o-ok
>>53682069
my family is from kumanovo and its filled with good people, not their fault the shqips invaded it
i wanna meet this qt reporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngCK08jLp2Y
>>53682152
kakov albanac bre, u edno selo do kumanovo imame kuka idam tamu cesto, ne ti kazuvam u koe osobeno ako si sipec :^)
>>53682177
Did the town rapist intervene?
>>53682177
>Fatza Danielei spune totul.
>Fatza
Serios?
>>53682177
just post the god damn video
http://stirileprotv.ro/lbin/video_embed.php?media_id=61763457
also that news presenter, i'd fukk
Have a look at average Macedonians http://adora.com.mk/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Katalog-Adora-Flatiron.pdf
>>53681290
we're starting a new game
>>53682182
I am 18, I didn't have an erection with these pics
>>53682293
yeah Oana Andoni is such a milf. Basically her and her other colleague (Andreea Esca) is why I never miss the Romanian news.
>>53682069
Are you Serb diaspora? How do you know this much about our regions lel
It's pretty segregated and the town is like a skopje suburb, only 20 min drive
>>53682177
>proposing to women
the world is too gentle on this retarded gentleman
>>53682182
de donde en Espana eres?
>>53682322
1sec tutorial almost done
>>53682158
Here's a real source btw
http://www.fsigenetics.com/article/S1872-4973(12)00181-0/fulltext
Greeks:
blond / light brown / brown red / auburn: 59/113
blue / green / heterochromia: 28/119
>>53682395
>Are you Serb diaspora?
nah
>How do you know this much about our regions lel
Autism + Wikipedia + Macedoniabooism
>>53682462
>De que parte de España eres?
Catalonia
>>53682177
>she's russian
>he proposes to her in Romanian
the fuck?
are you sure she's Russian?
UNIFIED EUROPE WHEN?
>>53681127
are you here senpai?
>>53682498
lol, vosotros y vuestra gramatica
>>53682512
russians speak romanian too here you know
>>53682300
shitskins lel
>>53682566
modern crusades when?
>>53682293
oh god I can't watch it, it's so fucking cringey
>>53682566
Lel why is Romania not included?
>>53682575
I just now see that you have >10% of them if we include Ukies in that figure.
I am coming to acquire a qt Slavic wifu from Moldova.
>>53682572
nvm gotta go do something sorry, maybe some other time we'll play
>>53682349
okay, are you straight , right??
>>53682566
why is russia never included in those maps, hell I've seen turkey included more times in europe
>>53682182
God damn it Spain knock it off
>>53682754
Yep
>>53682759
butthurt
>>53682293
>>53682367
why is this on the news
some one got rejected and they put it on the news?
>>53682777
nigga pls
have you seen what kind of billion times more cringier shit our portals write and try to push it as news?
>>53682754
y pq sigues postear en /balk/? o eres de un pais balcanico?
>>53682486
Wanna marry me now that Trudeau legalized gay marriage? I have some properties here, we can into dual canadaxmakedon life.
>>53682777
>why is this on the news
well, tbqh there were plenty of interested people on /balk/ alone. Do you think there are less of them irl?
>>53682773
okey, thanks for your help
>>53682902
its been legal since 2005 there, canada is super progressive, a bit too much with trudeau
>>53678752
No, we are not bulgarians or balkans, it just looks like that hue hue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYucZRqzQc
kek new meme - rejectionchick
>be poor moldovan
>propose to ugly bitch
>nope.gif
>the town rapist proposed first
>at least he has a higher status
>>53682774
I mean come the fuck on, russian history is major part of european history, they are christian, they are indo european, the vast majority of the people live in europe, they had a german royal family for the longest time,
is it because they colonized asia? Is it because they are perceived too authoritarian? Is it because they have a big population? I can think countries included in europe fitting that criteria
>>53682852
because i want learn english and i'm bored
>>53682950
are you cute?
>>53682902
>dual canadaxmakedon life
sounds like a plan
>>53682902
that might be the best idea ever.. I might even try this sometime in the future though I have no idea on how will I explain this whole venture to my parents and relatives
>>53682985
the eye rolling she did earlier was the best
>>53682985
this girl is qt tho
guy isnt that bad but idk
