I still haven't found any gun monkeys edition
Previous thread:
>>>53609842
Assassin monkey, before I forget I wanted to tell you it should be Afrika Algemeen and not afrikaanse algemene
I'll remember that when I make the next thread
Where do most Afrikaners flee to?
>>53658303
Australia, how is aruba, praat je nederlands?
>>53657988
Are you trying to push some lame meme?
Let me tell you something memes come form the moment, they aren't packaged, or thought up of in a boardroom. They are a flash in the pan of meme magic and no meme forcing can change that.
>>53658801
What are you talking about?
>>53658866
he thinks that gun monkey isn't a meme
>>53658529
Ja, hoor. Obligatory in schools.
>>53659257
Canadians really are becoming the biggest shitposters
>>53659413
Aruba looks like a nice place, I'd like to go to the Caribbean some day
>>53659424
Gun monkey is a shit meme.
Might as well do something that rolls off the tongue like "With my Bras at the Braai" or some shit. Something that you can make a ton of derivatives with.
>>53659455
You will always be welcome.
Shame that I can't say the same about SA. Beautiful country, terrible people.
>>53659505
Go have your own memes somewhere else
>>53659511
Yes some parts are good and fairly safe, others are worse than Afghanistan
Hi Aruba
good morning people and canadian
>>53659554
Would you fuck yolandi?
>>53659554
What's keeping you from moving, senpai?
>>53659611
Hallo.
>>53659710
Never expected to see you in this thread?
>>53659615
No she looks like typical white trash and is just plain ugly.
>>53659710
I like it here, no other place can feel like home
>>53659734
There's more to life than /carib/. Broadening my horizons.
>>53659745
Iktf.
Oost west, thuis best. ;_;
>>53659760
So how you doing baby? Let me get to know you
>>53659795
ja we zeggen ook altijd zo, are you a native Caribbean or euro?
>>53659839
Mixed
>>53659839
Caribbean.
>>53659799
>>53659857
A bit creepy tbqh.
sing us the kokomo song!
>>53659907
U still got that long pinky nail?
>>53659907
cool i see
>>53659934
thats one of the shitter beach boys songs tbqh
>>53659934
>that stupid song
Pretty sure I've never heard it.
>>53659946
(You)
>>53659994
do they play cricket in aruba?
>>53659994
Lets dance
https://youtu.be/nkSspW_94zs
>>53659745
Ok but what if she got tested for stds and she showered. Would you fuck her?
>>53660074
Nah. Voetbal and baseball.
>>53660075
Too early for soca.
>>53659554
>Go have your own memes somewhere else
Perhaps I will and it'll have Blackjacks and hookers
>>53660119
as jy wil.
bly jy in patagonie?
>>53660142
is that u uganda?
>>53660103
Yeah maybe from the back so I won't have to see her ugly ratface and stupid hairstyle, but there are alot better looking women in this country
>>53660170
Yes
>>53660170
Do I look Ugandan to you?
>>53660177
Get u a native
>>53660200
Kony the gun wielding monkey is offended by gun monkey meme
>>53660200
I see a leaf
>>53660203
i have 2 already. bertha en willemiena.
>>53660233
I bet they clean the floor real good! Make you wanna eat your food off that shit
>>53660223
ek het nou net wakker geword en sit en dink wat om vir ontbyt te kry.
yeah ek ken daai gevoel van sukkel om te slaap. Gelukkig is dit naweek en jy hoef nie ti worry om vroeg op te staan more nie.
>>53660258
David cleans the floors on mondays, aswell as the windows.
bertha does the cooking washing up and laundry, and willemiena is my mums nurse
>>53660320
Sad, but they deserve it
>>53660306
did you know that thousands of afrikaaners emigrated to patagonia in the early 1900's?
http://mg.co.za/article/2011-02-04-the-last-boers-of-patagonia/
>>53660203
No, white girls are better
in4b she namibian, it's our rightful clay
>>53660352
>Sad
how so? dude this is africa. they are the lucky ones.
>>53660385
Namibia is doing better
die amerikaner probeer altyd kak maak hier
>>53660464
>die amerikaner probeer altyd kak maak hier
I can translate you know. Rude
>>53660464
Meme language.
>>53660525
And all that comes from argentina is overrated football players.
>>53660525
>>53660400
Namibia should have never been given independence, annexation when?
>>53660595
Lol have fun with that. She got her cervix removed and has had 5 kids. Enjoy
>>53660646
I wanna carve out a house and live in that.
wheres Ethiopian poster? I need to bother someone
>>53660664
Does that mean I'm white?
>>53660662
Hey shanequia
>>53660658
You dont have to carve it out, they are usually hollow, here is the inside of one made into a bar
>>53660664
hoe is jou afrikaans so goed?
>>53660723
>shanequia
hm?
>>53660753
Oh sorry. I mean laquuesha
>>53660658
there is one with a bar inside
google Sunland Baobab
>>53660767
hm?
>>53660782
>>53660840
wel ek het my spaans geleer deur speedy gonzales te kyk. dit het nie so goed gewerk nie.
>>53660840
Ok dis goed, hoekom het jy besluit om afrikaans te leer as ek mag vra?
Growing an afro is hard work
>>53660997
How is not cutting your hair "hard work"?
do anglo and boer saffers get along
>>53661212
fuck off you retarded argie cunt
>>53661165
yup. just a meme nowadays that boers hate anglos. my grandparents hated them with a passion though.
>>53661237
i see. is there much mixing in between i.e. an SA girl with boer heritage and an SA lad with anglo heritage or do they generally stick to their own?
>>53661262
there is really no difference
>>53661113
You have to pick it
>>53661165
I don't really know many english people, the english children who went to school were always weird little fuckups, i avoid english people at university, they are pretty shit. I know an old english man and lady that are very nice.
>>53661316
Hoekom is the simpsons miems so gewild in suid amerika?
decided i will have a meatpie for breakfast. empenada for my argie friend
>>53660170
Uganda here. I'm never spending money on dining out ever again.
>>53661407
What?
Where's Kenya at nowadays? I remember he used to come on /int/ all the time
>>53661521
That's hard :L(
>>53661515
lol what happened?
>>53661515
Do you post on /fa/
>>53661517
do you enjoy it? i love it, will eat it everyday
>>53661561
No.
>>53661542
Went out with co-workers and couldn't act like I normally do because the females attended tonight. Had to keep the power level on lock.
>>53661533
What the hell is picking?
>>53661600
Who am i talking to? What race are you?
>>53661592
pffft fuck em, if they dont like you how you are ,no use pretending to be what you not.
>>53661615
Anon is from Madagascar.
>>53661592
>Had to keep the power level on lock.
What
>>53661653
Can't talk about disgusting or discomforting subjects to entertain myself and stay sane.
Madagascar is rightful south african clay, we conquered it during wwii
>>53661693
Cool
Post /afr/ plans for the day
>be me
>sleep in my own sweat because of how bad our currency is doing
>get the breast milk stains out of my clothes via laundry
>>53661817
>>get the breast milk stains out of my clothes via laundry
What's going on with your hormones?
>>53661847
I've switched over to estrogen in hopes of developing female organs so that I can save money on groceries by not having to buy milk.
>planting some melons and water melons today, will be ripe just before winter comes.
>>53661899
How long does it take to grow those after they've been seeded? Also, do you grow stuff like potatoes, carrots, and rice in your garden too?
>>53661817
I'm gonna think about taking a shower. Play video games for a few hours then go to bed.
>>53661948
melons takes 3 months from planting to harvest here.
spinache onions chilies greenbeans sweet corn tomatoes and cauliflower.
>>53661996
It seems like you probably don't get any of your food from the supermarket at all.
>>53662034
it helps with the food bill and is a very fulfilling hobby
>>53662117
If I were you, I'd rake in loads more money by selling the excess produce on a farmer's market.
>>53662150
nah, what i dont use my domestic workers take home
These threads always go quiet after after a few
>>53662669
after a few what?
>>53662815
hours
>>53660662
Faggot
>>53663115
Love you
>>53661517
Is the simpsons very popular in south america?
>>53663368
is it popular in Saf?
>>53660662
*where's
>>53664333
Not extremely, i had some bart simpson stuff when i was little and they still show it on the fox channel, but it looks like its pretty popular in south america
>>53664333
i watch it still.
>>53665442
I didn't mind it until they made the movie, then the show went stale
Islam is the scourge of this planet.
Or At least Army Ave because I haven't left my house yet.
>>53665784
I liked rick and morty, even if it is "reddit-the tv show"
Speaking if leddit, i've been there to check it out, but holy shit the south africa board there is a load of dogshit, its full of selfhating whites and SJW type fags, i didn't even know people like that really existed here, no wonder people hate that site.
>>53665908
I see you got my message
>>53665908
yeah a bunch of kill joys. the lot of them.
>>53665952
That reminds me, someone should post this thread to one of the african country subreddits.
>>53665979
>>53665984
Yes I have
Islam is a univeralist's or politician's dream because any lack of internal consistency is done away with an irrational foundation of 'faith'.
It's the ultimate form of political subjugation because it's based on empiricism and not fucking axiomatic proofs (which the idiots would employ to add legitimacy to their religion if they were smart enough).
Its as malleable as gum and just as tenacious.
Fuck Islamists
>>53666047
I dont have a profile there, the south africa board was not very active, only a few post a day with minimal comments, maybe there is an africa board there
who /hot/ here
>>53666112
/r/somalia is active right now
>>53666120
nah its a nice day here. rainy. been raining for the past 2 weeks about. considering my region is in the worst drought in 100 years its pretty nice
>>53666087
shabaab stole your goat again?
>>53666156
update:
KENYA IS ACTIVE, KENYA IS ACTIVE
>>53666217
Nah m8. They confiscated my goat after it caught the eye of the mayor during a procession.
2 fucking years we were strong. 2 years, man.
>>53666087
Our muslims are only 1.5% of the population, they keep to themselves and don't really cause trouble. In my town there is a mosque, they used to sing on friday mornings, but the people complained about the noise and told them to stop and they did without trouble.
I can see how they can be a problem when they are a larger part of the population.
>>53666328
After they achieve critical mass they'll eventually develop extremist tendencies and the whole inertia will be "SHARIA LAW NOW".
It only happens in Britain because they're only smart enough to immigrate there and stupid enough to not realize Sharia made them go there.
>>53666260
we must get kenya in here
>>53666505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPtBnhehPOU
>>53666087
Move to South Sudan, man.
>>53666738
South sudan is shittier though.
He can move to egypt at least
>>53666848
Morroco is better imo
>>53666738
Thanks for the concern bro, but I look genuinely Egyptian (I am an anomaly) and I'll get killed by militias for walking into the wrong neighbourhood.
>>53667063
Ik, I said the closest okay location.
If he can move anywhere in africa I suggest Namibia or Spain.
Morocco is bretty gud too.
>>53667065
if i have to move it will be to namibia or botswana.
>>53667119
If we're talking anywhere in Africa then I'd say go to the Seychelles, Mauritius or Madagascar.
>>53667156
>>53667192
Thanks for the suggestions, bros.
But I don't have the cash and they don't have the health infrastructure to help me achieve my career potential.
I only have a British postgraduate degree that certifies my status as a Physician here but it'll help
>>53667156
zimbabwe has better internet
>>53667119
Sup Habibi, just saw your flag. How is everything there? And I hope your feeling better this time.
>>53667119
> Spain
>>53667239
well if you want to further your study in meds then cape town is your best bet.
>>53667402
I already rely entirely upon American and British medical guidelines but SA is one of the most difficult programmes to get into.
I'd have a better chance getting into a residency program in the US. And only because I know I'll score high in their licensing exam which is a stroll in the park compared to the Brits'.
>>53667192
Yeah these too.
>>53667281
It's alright down here, how's it there? anything new?
>>53667283
>Melila
>Ceuta
>Canary Islands
This is what I meant by spain.
>>53667481
our med schools have a huge quota for non white applicants. you could take advantage of that
>>53667570
>It's alright down here, how's it there? anything new?
Things are deteriorating here. But I managed the second hurdle in the British Royal College exam and I am know a certified Physician here (although jobless).
>>53667734
How can you be a jobless doctor in sudan, i thought people were dying there
>Reddit posters
I used to like these threads
>>53667729
>>53667824
I was recognized for my talent and employed at the best hospital in the country. As a junior doctor I would regularly correct and outstrip specialists and consultants (I was an OCD freak and I always research articles on this and that).
In the end because of American sanctions we couldn't repair an MRI and get laboratory equipment and I quit because I nearly broke down mentally after I was relied upon to compensate for the low resources.
I really appreciate your help man, I didn't know that. I'll probably finish obtaining American certification during the process of applying and collecting the flight and accommodation money.
But Sudanese Arabs are not considered a positive addition down there because of Jacob Zuma's Bashir fiasco.
>>53667910
>
It's ok man, no one from reddit has shown up yet
>>53667948
hey my best friend is a medical physicist. he repairs that shit. when he gets blind drunk again want me to put him on a plane to khartoum?
>>53668027
Thanks for the offer bro, but you'd put him through a potential interrogation and possible torture on account of being a SA opposition activist.
I'd avoid coming here because of the paranoid nature of the Intelligence Service and Government.
>>53667910
Igbos are master race. I even have an attractive lady up there who might marry me for a greencard.
>>53668140
I already like you sudan bro
>>53668178
<3
Marry me, my tender love
>>53668218
you scared him away.
this is why we cant have nice things.
>>53668411
I have a fucked up understanding of humour and because of /pol/ I am cynical to the point of self-detriment.
I never knew I was scaring people away until now. I don't think I'll fit in with reddit.
>>53668466
same here. for me this is still the funniest pic i ever saved :(
>>53668218
>tfw fated to marry a lazy black cunt who will suck me dry of my salary and whose only real use in my life is to push out my legacy
>>53668540
Your still a regular (and genuinely sincere and good person by the looks of it) if you consider that comedy.
Comedy for me involves sick things I never find in reddit. And lots of Chappelle Show and Ali G.
>>53668683
Start hatching a plan to untether and marry someone else.
I've already compiled the sexual details of my marriage night and how I will bring up anal progressively within 3 years.
>>53668540
also shitposting on 7 boards and 15 threads so i tend to miss out on stuff
>>53667283
I am spanish and african
>>53667192
Spain, Mauritius, Equatorial Guinea and Seychelles are probably the best ones
>>53668683
explain this shit please
>>53668859
>Equatorial Guinea
why?
>>53668878
Female entitlement but it works the other way for fat influential and wealthy men who 'possess' beautiful women.
>>53668878
W-what is this?
>>53668726
But african women are so unadventurous. Eating pussy is already considered taboo. any form of fetishes is treated as some sort of witchcraft
Would a beautiful Eritrean girl ever marry a Somali?
>>53668878
i can't even..
>>53668994
nigerian humour. i am trying to understand what makes it funny.
so far i think its just the visual comedy of a fat woman on a small scooter that they find funny.
>>53669011
I am going to slowly condition her and eventually propose at the most opportune moment. Once she's committed the foul act there's no going back.
>>53668859
proofs
pic of your nigger hand
>>53669072
much easier ways
>>53668972
It has the biggest GDP per capita of Africa after Spain. Life is cheap since many things are financed by the government (water, oil and some others). I spent 6 months of my life there (in Malabo)
>>53669108
Soy de Melilla, y blanco
>>53669072
well. here's another method. meet a christian girl and convince her that she won't lose her virginity if you guys did it anally. you wouldn't believe how many times this shit works
>>53669183
Si eres blanco no perteneces a Africa, es como decir que soy japones solo porque mis padres blancos trabajan en japon y yo naci alli
>>53669116
I know, but I won't long-term access and full commitment protected by the sanctity of marriage so I can experiment with the dilation of he poopoohole.
I also want to examine the extent of effectiveness of kegel exercises in maintaining and restoring vaginal contractility and tension.
>>53669205
A christian girl could get falsely prosecuted for apostasy and sentenced to execution.
>>53669183
>Soy de Melilla, y blanco
>>53669140
their economy is oil. oil that now costs 29$ per barrel. down from $147 18 months ago. their threshold of profitable oil extraction is high because its mostly off shore. When oil hits $70 again in 15 years time they might be ok again. In the meantime they going down the shitter faster than yesterdays eaten mexican food.
>football games are on
whelp. time to go shitpost in /sp/
Later my African brothers. I hope you finally do leave this place and find good normal life elsewhere. 4chan literally ruins your ability to interact normally with people
>>53669260
Tú que crees, ¿que la gente en Melilla, Ceuta y las islas Canarias es negra? Mi familia siempre ha vivido aquí y somos blancos, tampoco somos musulmanes como se piensa en la península (ni la mitad de la población lo es).
>>53669297
The current prices will only last for 1-3 years, then they´ll rise up again to the normal values. And Eq. Guinea has a big ammount of oil and a small population. They could focus also on Tourism, Malabo has some really nice buildings from the spanish colonial times.
>>53669441
Thanks Igbro and good luck.
4chan was the reason my mum sought proper psychiatric treatment and I achieved a semblance of stability so it was a net positive
>>53669441
I never knew how to talk to people in the first place
>>53657988
blanke man kom naar huis
>>53670056
het jy n spaar slaap kamer?
>>53669682
4chan fucks up your perception of interpersonal contact because the subtle nuances of vocalization and expression transmit emotion and you're too used to its absence.
>>53667065
I think I look Egypshaan too! lol :3
>>53670447
thats not just 4chan. thats the whole digital electronic communication that contributes to this.
>>53670481
How is Egypt? Is Al Rehab in Cairo a upperclass city? Do you like Sisi? Are you Christian or Muslim? Will you marry me you pretty Egyptian girl
>>53670481
Haha, Marhaba ya 3azizi.
I always get
>انت من اي محافظة؟
and then an awkard silence when I say I am from Sudan and skadoodle.
>>53670555
Pretty much but in completely anonymous forums like 4chan it is enhanced several orders of magnitude. We see the worst of people here.
>>53669042
Are you a Somali in Denmark?
>>53670715
> 3azizi.
3azizi.
Oh. Forgot it could be our Princess Mona :). Sometimes I want to extend my arms beyond the screen and cuddle her. She's so cute.
>>53670848
>3azizi.
>:) I wrote it again by mistake
Ameeriti. :)
>>53670847
Yep. Are you Uganda-bro?
>>53670664
It's amazingly lol indescribable. I am so proud of my country, and I'm also proud to be called an Egyptian (even tho I'm half).
Hmm, It's a nice place I think. I mean it's gated and all but like it's in the middle of the desert and pretty far from downtown. Ehhh, I wouldn't really say it's upper class, more like mid-class or upper mid-class? haha dunno but I don't really like it .-.
Why do you ask?_?
Also no, I don't. And I'm more of a deist? but yeah I'm culturally muslim (pops is muslim and like I go to the mosque with friends and all that)
Lol thanks for making my day lmao but if u actually are srs umm I dunno we just met right now, and by met like we just saw each others posts on some mongolian sock knitting forum sooo ummm o_____O;
>>53670715
LMAO DESU ppl mistook my nationality a lot when I wa in the US too.
I'm Egyptian, and I often get mistaken for being Italian, Greek, Portuguese, Brazilian, white,(even got russian once lol) the list goes on and on.
They say I'm no way Egyptian lol
But when they find out I am arabic or something they tell me I am either lebanese or syrian. Many of friends tell me i could be anything i want, but im proud to egyptian, i love egypt I guess @_@. You should be proud too :3
Also lol it's alright azizi is nice lmao
>>53670715
true. the veil of anonimity brings out the mob mentality in the individual.
>>53671280
lebanese here are the worst :( the nigerians of the arab world.
>>53671280
>Why do you ask?_?
My father wanted to buy a home there lol.
I will give you these goats for your hand in marriage habibti. My father will throw in some khat aswell
>>53671280
>I'm Egyptian, and I often get mistaken for being Italian, Greek, Portuguese, Brazilian, white,(
I like you even more now :). Your mental image in my head is now even cuter ;).
>You should be proud too
Thank you. Don't worry about the ignorant fools who post negative things in social media, its just dirty politics (at least for me).
>Also lol it's alright azizi is nice lmao
Ameeriti is nicer. :) See you another time here.
>>53671293
Very profound and pervasive, unfortunately.
>>53671371
Don't forget, lebanese are white
>>53671371
R-really? why ?_?
One of my moms friends is lebanese and shes a nice lady ._.
>>53671524
Nice.
Lmao umm I'm sorta hungry now desu so throw in a couple falafel and I'm yours :^)
>>53671554
D'aww thnx :3 I hate that too. I think all arabs should be united because we are all so similiar
And thanks lol. See ya :3
>>53671890
ek het een keer vir al debbo geskree " hey al debbo! wil jy R5 he vir pap geld"
hy was die opsigter van mimosa mall in bloem op daai stadium. ek voel nogsteeds kak oor dit.
>>53671967
lebanese here are associated with gang activity
>>53671967
Only got these. Taste nice with some butter and syrup
>>53672159
They're like that down in Melbourne too
>>53672159
Oh ._.
>>53672379
2atayi!@__@ Ofc it's a deal :3. I love it. My auntie makes it all the time.
You know what ive never had it's called lomat el ady i think, they kind of look like munchkins, anyway this summer when I go im going to try them. My grandma from egypt talks about how she makes them on the phone to me all the time. Or fitir mi3asal, or abu ali, or roz bil laban ma3 haleeb. I think im hungry lol.
>>53672677
*2atiyif
>>53672677
Wow atayef looks really nice! Always liked Arab food. Too bad the only dessert we stole from you guys were labenya from Yemenis... Would loooove that stuffed pancake thing
I need to go to bed
>>53672120
Shame, ek het nie geweet hy is 'n lebanees tot hy dood is en hulle sy kinders op tv wys nie, die midde-ooster bloed slaan baie meer deur in hom
Alright I'm gonna go to bed
>>53676452
I always miss the time these threads are popping offf
:(
>>53679877
I'm still here
>>53680117
I like you too :^)
Africa needs to support Alberto Barbosa
https://poal.me/k674hw
>>53677863
>>53680194
thank you ~.-
>>53680282
Go away with your stupid ass meme
>>53680371
Where are you from chicago?
>>53680475
No Connecticut
>>53680511
Oh I know where that is, they made your gun laws shit after that weirdo shot those kids
>>53680568
yes
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>53680282
How come /afr/ica weren't a part of this battle? ;_;
>>53681126
Are you black?
>>53672379
anjerooooooo
>>53681488
Are u?
>>53681785
Are you that angry black girl?
>>53681540
Somali?
>>53681785
Yea I'm black. I have made it clear many times I'm Somali. Even posted pics of some goats and my arm
>>53682034
Weird gay black dude?
>>53682163
>Weird gay black dude?
What are you people talking about?
>>53682226
There are only a few americans that come on /afr/ namely a gay black dude and an angry black girl, do you like Connecticut, it looks pretty comfy
>>53669563
Elaborate pls.
>>53682488
it's ok, but it expensive to live here and it is boring
>gay black dude
the Ethiopian?
>>53682573
Yes, now that i think about it the gay guy is Australian. I'd like to live in montana or one of those places with nice forests like oregon, but it should have good gun laws.
>>53682488
>There are only a few americans that come on /afr/ namely a gay black dude
Oh
>>53682068
yeah my parents where refugees
>>53682997
I thought you were Ugandan? Explain yourself
>>53683057
this is my first time posting in these threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>53682669
Miami seems nice. All those Cuban sluts + spring break celebration <3
>>53682997
>refugees
Into the trash you go
>>53682163
I'm not weird wtf
>>53683997
yes you are
