waifu edition
cara
>>53542943
>>53543071
Leave him alone lad, his parents were both from Hotspur
haha you guys are so good at banter.
you must be popular out in the real world right? bet people love your witty banter
What do you think of this song I found?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
>>53546075
yeah i love house every weekend
sriracha is an american reddit tier shitcunt hot sauce, tastes fucking wank and if you use it you may as well just end it now
How do people write music?
Kyary
>>53542986
Hey guys, Daisy here. AMA
>>53545964
>implying our gun laws were as free as americas pre 97
to be fair they weren't far off before about 1970. And even then we didn't have anywhere near the proportion of crime that the US does. Basing legislation on once in a blue moon events is stupid. Look at Australia, they say they haven't had a mass shooting before Port Arthur but they didn't have one before then either
reposting from old bread
>>53546108
What's a better one? Don't say tobasco, that really is shit.
Tastes good imo but am open to trying others.
moz
>>53546034
yeah 2bh
although i accept that i'm way more normie than most here
All those waifus are minging
>dyke
>paki
>mixed raced lookin slav
>spic
>chav
campari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOve6swe7M
Azusa Nakano
>>53546173
maggi extra hot malaysian chili sauce is an amazing sauce that goes with anything 2bh
>>53546215
woohoo!
>>53546034
>you must be popular out in the real world right?
yeah I am actually, I have a lot of good mates and am reasonably successful with women
>>53546173
nandos extra hot piri piri :^)
>>53546189
>chav
come on now, that just isn't true.
Why is K-ON so appealing?
Should I watch it, non weeb though?
>>53546215
all me
thanks for the (you)s my pedigree chum
>>53546215
>mfw an autist can't handle normie general
fuck off you spastic
>>53546186
>>53546240
good lads. me too
its a wonder that people can be friendless honestly
>>53546173
What's wrong with tabasco senpai?
just got a blowjob off my jgf
not really haha, just watched some POV jav and had a wank
>>53546173
Still prefer Encona to all the American memes
Anyone drinking desu?
>>53546292
well i did have my friendless years 16-19 when i had my social anxiety real bad so i can understand how it's possible. i got over that at uni though
those were dark times lad i tell you, dark times
>>53546263
Poleaboo thinks the first season was great, it's fun
Season 2 is mindnumbingly boring though
maisie
>>53542986
good post
Everytime you stop talking to someone and they live their life and you live yours, they'ree basically dead aren't they? This makes me sad. When you stop talking and they only pop up in memories.
Why do so many girls shave? Don't they know its more attractive not to?
>>53546359
Prefer an opinion from someone who doesn't want to go round stabbing people thank you.
>>53546322
Encona sweet chilli sauce is the bomb tbqhwy
fucking group project with 2 asians and we had all week to meet and they want to meet on friday or saturday night
FUCKING ABNORMIESSS. but seriously, I need a way out. Might just say I'm out of town.
>>53546263
Beautiful art animation and music, loveable characters and a general tone which is the perfect balance between realistic/relateable and idyllic
>>53546322
>>53546407
good lads encona is good
>>53546382
bit weird you
>>53546299
I dislike the taste mate, in fact I find it lacking in flavour, it's just heat and nothing else.
Not to say that I think it's uncomfortably hot, just that that's the heat is all it has.
>>53546407
>sweet chilli
Fuck off ;^)
>>53546292
font
did one of them wanks you lads are always raving about
was not impressed
Look how the wall just folds inward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1TXqcPitYM
if you're doing a group project and you have a chinese lad in there you may aswell just accept you are a man down.
How do these lazy cheating cunts manage to get through their degrees, is it because they pay twice as much in tuition?
>>53546401
Want to shoot them up, think my arms are to weak to stab and I find it hard to visualise people dying from stab wounds
S1 is only 13 episodes and has a bit of a story, a great song, it's nice, really comfy
Yui was poleaboos favourite KON
The movie is good too
i don't think bush did 9/11 to be honest
its 2016
>>53546345
I'd like too, but I don't wanna go to the shop since the roads are all snowy right now
>>53546515
Season 2 is vastly superior to season 1, fuck off
>>53546414
say your grandmother is in the hospital
>>53546501
Poleaboo can confirm this
One of the lads on the team dobbed in the Chinese lad, said he wasn't pulling his weight
I told him off for it, said it was bullying even though he was right, it just seemed cruel
>>53546501
Yes.
They do this even at PhD level too, even in STEM.
Anyone watch the undateables? I think it's nice when they get together but a lot of the time it seems like it's their for people to gawp at the retards and it's cruel.
>>53546585
said my mum got shot in a mass shooting.
one good thing about living here is its common enough that we pull sickies with it
Who's the best extra flags poster?
>>53546666
Hampshire
>>53546583
But it was so slow and literally nothing ever happened
>>53542986
from these? Bottom middle.
>>53546463
you must have done it wrong
>>53546666
>installing extra flags
Hello Reddit!
only good extra flags poster is a dead one
>>53546501
Its fucking ridiculous. I think the professors feel bad for them or something cause some can barely speak english.
They all cheat like crazy too.
>>53546666
hampshire by a long shot
>>53546652
it's exactly that. The people that produce is a cynical and exploitative, the people that watch it are patronising twats (but tend to be border-line mentally disabled themselves (inb4 hatman))
The lovely Izzy Hardman is doing the BBC papers.
>>53546666
Gotta be Hampshire
>>53546501
THIS
Fucking useless. Just have to re-do their work for them to save your grade.
Can't understand how they pass the individual exams & coursework.
>>53546501
I think it depends. Some of my Chinese tutors are actually quite good and seem to care but others barely speak English and are too busy with their own work.
Slavs on the other hand are all convinced they're geniuses who do no wrong.
>>53546666
Somerset. Not dormers.
best waifu
>>53546757
Just realised I put >their instead of there, feel disgusted desu.
Yank birds are proper easy
>>53546666
Ulster or Bucks desu
back from work lads
Dublin ranks second after London in global Man Utd paraphernalia sales.
>>53546903
Do you know Prince Harry?
>>53546809
my most hated thing at uni, receiving 6 pages of work from a chink and realising you were going to have to reword every sentence 12 hours before the deadline
what should I do tomorrow lads
anyone else do crosswords here?
>>53546952
lel, have literally done exactly this. Was tempted to email the lecturer and rat her out.
>>53546957
wank and shitpost
>>53546936
i can understand london being higher than manchester cos of it's massive population but dublins isn't even that different to manchesters lmao
>>53546129
lads
me on the right
>>53546952
Poleaboo has worked with Pakis (from Pakistan) and Africans too
They're confident and eager to contribute but their contributions are poor
>>53546936
>United supporters
No easier way to tell if someone isn't really from Manchester than if they claim to be Man U fans.
Unironically wish I was a normie
Being a depressed loser isn't all it's made out to be desu
>>53546998
But Dublin probably gets many times more tourists coming through. i.e. the number of people in the market for Man-U tat per year is higher.
Nobody visits manchester and even football fans will only get a new shirt every few years.
What is your opinion on the collapse in oil prices
some are saying $10 a barrel is realistic
>>53547054
Poleaboo can confirm Manchester is blue
>>53547054
this 2bh, most mancunians seem to hate Man U
>>53546952
it was a malaysian lad for me. We all took a part of the work to do, went away and were gonna put it on a google docs document to format the day before.
Everybody else put theirs up and it was fine he put his up and it was fucking copied from wikipedia with their little underlinings and references and shit. fuck me
>>53546987
I knew it wouldn't be worth complaining, it's commonplace and they just expect us to deal with it
especially at Liverpool, think it's one of the most chink unis in the country
>>53546960
Yes. Cryptic. Bit of an old people thing around here, because no one reads papers anymore.
>>53547035
He's right. I'm mentoring an African guy at work. Really keen and eager but he's a bit shit tbphwy.
>>53542986
>celebrity waifus
feel sorry for you guys to be quiet onset
>>53547101
Can't wait to see the sandrasheed countries collapsing
>>53547101
who cares, the supermajors aren't going anywhere and we'll still have a 80% tax or whatever it is. all it will mean for the average person is for a few months we'll all pay about £5 less each time we fill up.
>mfw a chinky gives themselves an english nickname
fucking hilarious
no fucking clue what the 2nd best city to visit in england would be
doing an anxiety
>>53546263
>Should I watch it
Y E S
E
S
why do people who work for the government pay tax?
why not just pay them less?
hot chocolate and a panini to go
kay burley is a shit interviewer who tries to be 'tough' and 'hard' but is wank at it
>>53547101
Probably only or a very brief period, but I can't see it happening.
There isn't enough supply that is commercially viable at $10/bbl to meet demand, so once stocks are run down it would begin to rise again. Also not a huge amount of spare capacity at all, so once global demand picks up again (could be a few years though ngl) price should rise fairly rapidly.
All the majors reining in CAPEX and postponing exploration can only help the price too.
>>53547100
>Nobody visits manchester
Literally the 3rd most visited city in the UK after London and Edinburgh. The real reason is that City takes up a lot of Manchester's support.
>>53547201
Edinburgh
watching the undateables now 2bh
>>53547201
Edinburgh
>>53547162
You get a steady stream of pics and content
Poleaboo feels having a non celebrity 3D waifu is nothing but trouble
>>53547200
>but everyone insists in calling them by their Chinese name because it seems rude to use the nickname
>>53547240
Because Man City is Actually in Manchester lol
>>53547200
Go to Hong Kong and you'll see them give themselves even worse names. Seriously saw name tags that read Salad and Pinkie.
>tfw your phone vibrates and you think its a message from her but its your phone low on battery
kill me
>>53547245
>>53547267
guess i should've just said the UK.
how's the nightlife?
>>53546501
the PhD student helping me with my masters is pretty good (ChemE), but he's about the only competent chink i've ever met. a couple of the lecturers are ok but most are hopeless.
chink students are filthy cheats and most of them have piss poor english, most of the other non-whites are equally bad if not worse
>>53547230
she's a horrible person in general, utter cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDBRjKva74
me on the right
>>53542986
that star wars girl has such an awful "smile"
fuck, it's so bad
and why is the black guy called finn when she's clearly the finn
if you're studying journalism what would be a good language to learn with it
haha yes, "autism", very funny
unattractive men wearing fedoras and sporting neck beards, ha ha yes very funny and original
How do I get into the oil storage trade?
>>53547310
Why are Chinks pretty much ALL so autistic? Even the westernised normie ones always seem to have a hint of it.
>haha yes, "autism", very funny
>unattractive men wearing fedoras and sporting neck beards, ha ha yes very funny and original
>>53547356
>studying journalism
>>53547397
haha i get it
>>53547375
who is this jism prism
>>53547321
Poleaboo had a bit of a friend who was Chinese in first year
He liked anime (shit taste)
Asked poleaboo for help, poleaboo told him which key chapters to read/memorise
He dropped out
>>53547356
Anything but Arabic, don't wanna be getting sent to Syria
>>53547101
They won't let it drop that low. OPEC's members are always begging for their quotas to be reduced to raise the price and Saudia Arabia is considering selling a significant chunk of Aramco because they're that fucked. The price won't reach the level of $100 a barrel for a long time but no one benefits from such low prices.
>>53547431
Poleaboo never had any friends
Poleaboo is a SHIT
>>53547356
>JOURNALISM
>>53547375
who is this fucking camel
fcking hell even these literally deformed mongs on undateables have more balls than me
>>53547416
kek
>>53547490
so does your mum
>>53547449
Yeah,they were all acquaintances
Never hung out outside of uni
>>53547453
fuck sakes shut up I literally fucked up so badly in school it's a wonder I even got into university at all
plan is to transfer after a year anyway
Who /hittinganalltimelow/ here
Why are google and youtube so slow?
>>53547392
a few generations of communism will do that to a society, the slavs only got away with it because they were pickled most of the time anyway
>people trying to predict oil prices
Look at any +5/10/20 etc. year forecast for oil prices put out by the IEA, EIA, major banks and none of them are right even in the short term.
>>53547434
This Aramco IPO story is bizarre. Why would they do that as oil crashes? Shite investment anyway,they operate Aramco as a political tool rather than profit making business.
Doubt it'll happen personally, soon anyway.
im ugly but have hooked up with above average looking women
choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMI4IEyPT0
>>53547356
>>53547433
Jokes aside, I have cousin who's doing pretty well for himself as a journalist thanks to being half Arab. I have an aunt who was also a successful journo and she was a slav during the Cold War.
Basically anywhere you think there will be interest and conflict. Once the Soviet Union collapsed, there was a major decrease in various Eastern European languages.
>>53547551
ure mum
Earlier I discussed with a girl the possibility of going for a drink tonight, she went out and I said tell me when you're back so we can make plans
I decided after that I couldn't be arsed because I'm tired and it's cold so I'll fob her off when she messages me
She never messaged me back, and now I'm offended even though I didn't want to go out
>>53547602
Fuck off. All I want are some pictures of Rebel Wilson so I can have a wank before bed.
>>53547594
brilliant ep
>>53547605
she's probably taking it up the bum from some other lad right about now but don't take it personally m8
>>53547101
i just wish shitland got independence so i could watch them slide further into poverty
>>53542986
>>53542986
>rita ora
We have more of these, if you need some. Like half a million more. Take them.
Why are our chinks so fucking dopey? They walk out into busy roads without looking and stuff. I've been to china and they are expert road crossers, I guess we just get the coddled rich babies who get chauffeured around or something?
>>53547595
I'm considering between Indonesian, Russian, Mandarin
>>53547686
Yes, actually.
>>53547675
can i have one pls
>>53547675
pass one of those boss
>>53547687
Thought you would've known Mandarin already, Xian-Wu
>>53547687
I'd say Mandarin but I'm slowly becoming a Sinoboo so I can't really give you an impartial suggestion. The Chinese economy is stalling though so you might be a bit late on that boat.
heard a story of someone who ended up with a chinese flatmate that would shit in a bucket instead of using a western toilet
>these people will rule the world by 2049
>>53547430
>>53547483
Some leftie freelance journalist.
She's wrong though. Capitalism is inherently anti-racist. It brings people together. It doesn't matter if the person you're trading with is black, white, brown, yellow, red, whatever. All that matters is what they can do for you and what you can do for them in return.
>>53547672
Won't happen now, or until there is a prolonged period of record oil prices again so the Scots can start claiming they'd be Norway 2.0 if it weren't for Westminster stealing their oil revenue.
writing l'essay still
>>53547687
I'm planning on learning russian next
badarse bloody language and I've got some russian blood so it makes sense
>>53547803
what's it on
>>53547808
Poleaboo feels if he'll ever learn a language it'd either be Polish or Romanian
>>53547827
the inverse relationship between your mums intelligence and her fanny size
>>53547761
designated shitting buckets
omohyoid muscle feels sore
didnt even know that was a thing
>>53547827
The systematic female plight and the patriarchy in the 21st century.
Interesting stuff.
No point in learning a new language anymore
Gf just sent me these.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=edb_1452718647
>me having a wank
>>53542986
She's a brave girl
>>53547728
Yes. Come to kosovo, wave your passport at them and they'll follow you back home. i would hurry tho, before your albanian qt gets genocided by ebil serbs.
>>53547745
hehe
>>53547750
yes that is true
>>53547808
it would be cool - I just doubt there'd be much need for an Australian
>>53547912
sad 2bh. Legit mental illness.
>>53547827
cant say because the title is essentially the name of the module but its long and gay
>>53547922
muh heritage
>day off tomorrow
Think I'm gonna stay in bed all day desu
Might do an eighth rewatch of K-ON soon desu lads
>>53547935
women are awful creatures
>>53547912
SHE NEEDS 32 SCOOPS
CMON
>captcha is select french fries
>4 pictures of chips but only two of them were french fries
>select those two
>'select all matching images'
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53547896
This desu
You already speak the lords language, no need to learn other languages.
>>53547968
friends with a black lad that posts things just like this every day
funnily enough his best mates are white.
Well shit
>>53547781
meritocracy is still racist because the education system is biased against minorities
what drugs only last a couple of hours and won't really affect my sleeping (apart from weed) lads?
>>53547912
miss skeltal?
Thanks for the english language, lads
>>53548018
haha!
satire!!
![Peter.Kay.Live.At.The.Bolton.Albert.Halls.2003.DVDRip.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.11.09_[2016.01.14_00.10.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PBcv5zI.jpg "Peter.Kay.Live.At.The.Bolton.Albert.Halls.2003.DVDRip.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.11.09_[2016.01.14_00.10.57].jpg")
Watching Peter Kay. Getting right comfy.
>People suddenly pretending to be a big fan of David Bowie's music
>David Cameron
>Literally a descendent of William the Fourth
>House of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""commons""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53547922
Why do Americans care so much about their heritage? Like, I'm a half ethnic Pole and the only feelings I have is slight embarrassment that Poland is a shithole. That said, I hope to one day bait someone into talking about how the Jews suffered during WW2 and how my ancestors apparently never did.
>>53548077
GAHLIC BREAD
Doing a sad
Currently watching a England vs Germany game on FIFA (CPU vs CPU)
Thoughts on this?
>>53548041
poppers
>>53548077
GARLIC BREAD
>>53548112
England 5 Germany 1
>>53548112
Is the man kicking the ball? haha
>>53548081
its called that because they're not Lords
>>53548032
Tell that to (British born) Chink and Indian kids.
Dad only has £5000 left on the mortgage, wants Poleaboo to deposit the money in the bank tomorrow
>>53548079
Poleaboo favourite Bowie song is "Golden Years"
now then
ive just done a burp
>>53548110
when do we find out that he was a pedophile?
>>53548112
why not just play football manager
>>53548079
As soon as I heard the news of his death I immediately thought about the normies acting like they're huge fans on social media when they can't even name more than 2 of his songs, it's always the same.
CRAZY PREDICTION
when Paul McCartney dies everyone will suddenly be a massive fan of the Beatles for about a week
>>53548041
Salvia only lasts about 5 mins, 100x is a good place to start
doing a very happy with where my life is right now
![ul0q4TR[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CDfPkFK.png "ul0q4TR[1].png")
>>53548079
Try me, senpai.
>>53548166
steal it
>>53548179
right after his funeral
>>53548149
I think it was perhaps meant to be some kind of a joke my fellow friend
very bored x
Im balding lads
>>53548261
same
can't sleep though because i didn't get up until like 4pm
>People who don't know the difference between The Republic of China and The People's Republic of China
>>53548215
Take it to Reddit pal
that type of content is forbidden here
>>53548178
looks like youve been caught in flagrante delicto
>>53548203
>angry neckbeard
Yeah, I'm sure you know these people well enough to make these assumptions
Alright, honey! Here comes the gunk!
>>53548275
how badly
>>53548225
Poleaboo doesn't have money woes, he has 7k in the bank
>>53548345
how'd he get that
>>53548203
>The Beatles
Not Wings
![eltonjohn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DJbayKZ.jpg "eltonjohn[1].jpg")
I think hell be fine
>>53548345
what
how
>>53548302
Are you serious? This is exactly what normies do. Don't try to tell me Stacy and Chad are into music that isn't EDM, pop music or """grime"""
>>53548354
Easy when you work and live at home without having to pay rent.
doing a ugly
>>53548411
you really proved you werent a neckbeard by that entire post """"lad""""
>>53548389
>>53548354
Wagies
Student grants, loans, did a paid 8 month placement at minimum wage and getting topped up via NEETbux
Oh, thanks for the legal aid too
watching
autism in love
following the life of an autistic married couple
too shy and uncharismatic to have a gf
>>53548411
You're a very cliche special snowflake type
>>53548476
I understand Poleaboo may or may not be engaged in a phishing campaign
If poleaboo was (not saying he is), what would he advise someone who is looking to do the same to some specific people. Hosting sites, etc?
>Journalism
goodnight my friends
if pickled onion isn't your favourite flavour of crips you're fucking doing it wrong
hungry desu
eating a milky way at this time hahaha what am i like x
>>53548520
000webhost is fine
Need to hide the phishing page in a jpg to avoid the site being taken down, there's a guide on that
Need a custom email too, zoho or googleapps
>>53548411
lol there are normies out there with decent taste. sorry but its true
>I don't come from a family of successful journalists
>>53548475
I just don't get why you're defending those 15 year old shallow as fuck girls who pretend to like shit when it's "cool". It's so obvious too. I don't even like David Bowie desu, I just hate normies who blatantly do that type of shit.
Merry Christmas Mister Lawrence!
>>53548599
oh shut up
>>53548558
this
doing a scavenge
>>53548584
Also the most important factor is social engineering, practice on low priority targets before going for the ones you really want
Fucking up makes them more cautious
>this edition
>no sophie
going to bed because I'm bored haha
