arm length edition
old >>53522557
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation,
and to the genocides for which it stands,
one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.
VOTE /asean/
https://poal.me/zfqlqo
third for neamul romanesc
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation, and to the genocides for which it stands,one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.
FOR GOD AND EMPEROR ANREADS!!!!!
>>53529006
go hangyourself weabo
>tfw Cheaprass will tax pc's and tablets and we won't pirate anything anymore
Idk what's worse I'd rather live in the rest of the Balkans doing whatever the fuck I want without getting arrested for piracy.
>go to my local supermarket
>selyaks couple in line in front of me
>both look like extras for some post apocalyptic movie
>talking very loudly about how slow the queue is and how incompetent the staff is
>their turn comes
>they trash talk the cashier lady, loudly and with no class
>at this point everybody is looking at them
>finish their products and pay, surprised by how much it costs
>my turn, i move my stuff
>but wait! it says here they ordered 100 loafs of bread, when in reality it was 10!
>the cashier tried to cheat them, taxing them 18lv instead of 1.80 by hitting the 0 twice
>how dares she, they scream
>she does this on purpose, they scream
>the does this every time, they scream
>i want to talk with the manager! MANAGEEEEEER COME HERE MANAGEEEER
>dont touch me, security guy SECURITY IS TRYING TO KILL ME TRYING TO SILENCE ME
>manager comes, offers them a gift to shut up and fuck off
>MANAGER IS TRYING TO BRIBE ME
>selyak takes out his phone and starts filming
>THIS IS THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN, THEY CHEAT AND LIE AND BEAT US
>WAKE UP BULGARIA
>my face throughout the whole process
He kept saying loudly that he is a journalist and he will call Gospodari na Efira (bulgarian comedy show about news anchors and celebrities fucking up on camera). Fucker looked like the kind of people you see on albo photos.
>>53529096
post yfw we will meme the balkan federation into existance
>>53528982
οι τιμες εδω ειναι ουτως η αλλως υψηλες, εχω παρει πραγματα απο kινα (πχ ecigarette) kαι αμαζον (πχ kindle), τα 12 εξτρα ευρω δεν θα kανουν kαποιον που δεν εχει ασχοληθει με αγορες εξωτεριkου να αρχισει τωρα πιστεψε με.
Δεν εχουν αρχιδια να πουνε οχι σε τιποτα, αλλα k εσυ λες μλkιες
>>53528982
>>53528995
Περα απο την πλαkα δεν εχετε να πειτε οτι ο Συριζα δεν εχει φαση.
Μεριkες φορες αkουω συζητησεις στον δρομο kαι νομιζω οτι αkουω μεμες απο το /βαλk/ τβη
>>53529151
http://www.opengov.gr/cultureathl/?p=5741
Here's some proofs for Greek anons
who is worse cheaprass or mergel?
>>53529182
Trump is actually building a hotel in Belgrade I believe kek
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1z5Cleg40U8RCmhUZv_NBRKbpj5gFA6GtfPSBPi6gqhs
that's as much as you faggots deserve
also mega folder restored
>>53529283
Both.
btw germany want a sanctions for poland for defending white europe.
SHAME ON YOU o/
>>53529182
Fug, will post later, don't have my zabas on my laptop.
>>53529151
You know I envy those who live near the borders
want a new pc? Fine, just hit the road to Bulgaria and FYROM and buy the parts or the whole thing
But this bullshit, 2% tax on any new PC or device than can play music and 4% on mobiles and tablets it's just absurd and moronic
eBay and Aliexpress will get even more rich
You can't make this shit up /balk/
some guys in the governing party actually proposed that people should pay tuition fees to attend public schools
god bless syriza
source http://www.gazzetta.gr/plus/article/860721/exofreniki-protasi-na-mpoyn-didaktra-sta-dimosia-sholeia
>>53529283
Cheaprass, although Mergel has strict anti piracy laws it's still aa high income country but Cheaprass not only does that but he can't realize that this is fucking Balkans so we can't have first world laws while we're also poor af REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53529370
>SHAME ON YOU
im not german waclaw merkel is worse though for all that cheaprass has done and is doing he isnt trying to genocide his own country
>>53529459
>be jew
>live in jewkike country
>be surprised when you get jewed by your own
Cigans how much does a 980 cost in Boogaria?
Here its like 580E
>>53529459
THAT'S IT WE'RE BECOMING THE AMERIFATS OF THE BALKANS FUCK THIS SHITHOLE.
SAVE MEEEEE
>>53529459
didn't they try to tax the private schools and everybody lost their minds
jesus
>>53529218
>Περα απο την πλαkα δεν εχετε να πειτε οτι ο Συριζα δεν εχει φαση.
ρε τη φαση μου λες, οι τυποι ειναι MEMES IRL
kαθε μερα σkεφτονται kαι εναν νεο φορο
>>53529459
>thinking it's probably from late summer
>checking the date
>Τετάρτη, 13 Ιανουαρίου 2016 - 12:18
>hitting my face on the desk
CAN'T HANDLE THE REAL LIFE MEMERS ANYMORE
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53529585
>SAVE MEEEEE
you must say the pledge of allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation,
and to the genocides for which it stands,
one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.
>>53529545
idk about there but here just as expensive
Europe sucks for PC parts
>>53529585
*I've been living a lie*
>>53529459
>some guys in the governing party actually proposed that people should pay tuition fees to attend public schools
well I mean publically funded university education is a really hard thing to manage in an indebted country like greece especially if you're experiencing a lot of brain drain where your graduates are leaving the country
however if the universities are still publically funded and yet they demand tuition on top of that that's just stupid
>>53529649
>forgot to blur name again
fugg
>>53529663
he's not talking about about Unis or TIs, the legislation is about primary, middle and high school
>>53529649
i got one for my brother in the xmas the gtx 980 g1 and i would like to get one myself but its too fucking expensive desu.
Sould i w8 for the new generation in june or save like a madman and get one in 2 months?
>>53529755
Ok that's just... retarded tuition for all primary schools?
I don't think any country does that, surely there's better ways of saving money.
>>53529756
honestly why the fuck do you need it? I'm planning on buying a new PC and will probably go for gtx 660, it and i5 can pretty much run anything, what'll you do with 980, 3d editing, video rendering?
>>53529649
ANGELEEE
>ppl who use their real names for their google profiles
y u do dat f a m
>>53529649
angele pls hide the buttons in the toolbar they trigger my autism
also
>>53529809
gaming and later on video rendering
>>53529902
>gaming and later on video rendering
are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2XeZ31I5AM
>>53529798
>there's better ways of saving money
The only way the retards we voted know is to increase taxes
As if increasing the tax rate increases revenue
>>53529902
no idea what you should do lad, I'd wait a bit for new generation I guess
atm I have a really pathetic PC, but hey it runs the terrible games I play any way, I can't wait to get a new one and be able to play the games I missed out on couz shitty PC - shogun 2, rome 2, atilla, napoleon, empire, rome 2 total war especially
>>53529837
dunno
TOP KEK
>>53529979
>tfw arxhgos got banned cuz his cancer game was too strong
>>53529798
>Ok that's just... retarded tuition for all primary schools?
you're talking about those guys, lad
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=el&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.gr%2Fnews%2Fpolitiki%2Fstory%2F18373%2Fharvard-stoys-xeiroteroys-diapragmateytes-gia-to-2015-o-alexis-tsipras&edit-text=
>>53529996
>tfw i played bf4 in ultra 120 fps during xmas
>tfw i now play bf4 in 30 in ultra low
Such is the pain of a radeon HD 5750 user senpai
>>53530009
gib banica
>>53530009
post your memes i'll add them to the google drive
currently need lots of serb memes
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1z5Cleg40U8RCmhUZv_NBRKbpj5gFA6GtfPSBPi6gqhs
>>53530228
i can't run any such modern AAA FPS after bf3 and I play KF2 on low settings 1024 resolution
>>53530241
gib country
>>53529329
you should add this one to fyromites
>>53530304
Country for banica+flat in sofia and seaside + Kosara Boshkova
>>53530300
it fucking feels bad man.
The worst part is that my borther will probably waste his 980 in games like lol and tera
>>53530300
same
>>53530352
deal
>>53530321
also this one to alboshits
>british journalism
>>53530296
here's my OC from 1 year ago
This on bulgarians
>>53530296
add to romania
>>53530321
done
>>53530446
is a sad feel, hopefully I can get a new PC within the year and catch up on video games
This on us
>>53530493
AHAHA I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT
>>53530568
>>53530572
>>53530619
will do
>>53530573
also >>53530482
>>53530586
I stopped giving a fuck about being in time with video games either because I 'grew up' or just pick sour grapes because of shit PC I'm not sure
This one as well
>>53530296
>>53530644
will add if you remake it into an illyrian helmet maybe? otherwise its just a 5 year old comeback
>>53530663
>>53530689
>>53530718
k
SERB MEMES ON HIGH DEMAND
POST YOUR SERB MEMES
>>53530568
>no sweden meme
This was made in a simpler time for /int/
>>53530492
After reading this, all I can ask myself is,
What happened to use since this article was written?
>>53530568
The swedes can't even stay straight in photos
I claim this thread in the name of Devlet-i Aliyye-i Osmaniyye lads.
This is either for Greece or skopje
>>53530764
currently going through my folder
will post anything serb related if i find
This is for us
>>53530756
>>53530824
>>53530841
done. mehmet and serbhuman memes on high demand pls.
>>53530883
Smurgos Mourtzopolous
post tfw when Constantinople is lost forever one
>>53530859
I claim this thread for yunan izmir tbhfam
>>53530927
same
>>53530946
rare and dank mehmet
>>53530859
Not so fast my Blattaria friend
>>53530764
POST MORE
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>53530965
Any of you eve tried this shit
https://www.23andme.com/en-int/
>>53530975
you fucked up in 1921
shit former byzantine land of greece, you actually never fucking won against turks on your own
not 1898, not even independence war
>>53530859
>>53530296
make public a folder to upload my shit reeeeee
>>53530764
alright
>>53531080
that's 1/4 of the average salary here
>>53528968
Lads I just saw Das Experiment. Really good movie, solid 8
>>53531080
Im pretty sure im 110% dank /ancient greek/
I even have a small benis just like all the statues we made
>>53530852
>What happened to use since this article was written?
the war of independence
the peasants revolt
two world wars
communism
the transtion
a quarter of the population left
european cuckamania
among others
>>53531145
Oh, I forgot what part of the world I was talking to :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53531207
>t.antonio beqiri
>>53531171
post it mane
>>53531222
this might be the single most dank meme i have
>>53531171
M-me too
>>53531222
i've never laughed this hard before to a meme
>>53530927
>>53530942
>>53530992
>>53531020
>>53531076
>>53531108
>>53531137
all of these have been added
someone pls post the one with albania saying "there's no bunker" and then the camera zooms in on its head and theres a kossovar in a bunker
add
>>53531268
post results from the test
>>53531222
>>53530883
>>53530663
>>53530619
tfw my OC gets reposted
>>53531270
kek
>>53531335
αδερφε εδωσες ρεστα
>>53531370
rofl good one
>>53531370
ευχαριστω μ8
>>53531327
I'm thinking about buying it, not sure if I should drop that amount of money on it, plus shipping. Maybe I should just buy one used
>>53531350
>typical bulgars
>>53531350
>бългapcки избиpaтeли
>>53531370
didn't an albo anon make that
I summon the make with the metaldetector!
So, how's the law there? I have a MD too since like, 2006 and never used it outside my garden.
Ever had any problems with muh authoratha?
>>53531420
yeap
dank memes know no borders lad
>>53531222
ahaha best meme so far
>>53531286
added
>>53531335
added
>>53531336
kek added
>>53531350
added
>>53531370
added
>>53531403
allahu akbar added
Show me your internet speed balk.
found this
it's pretty cool
>>53531089
nobody ever won a war without help, kosovar
>>53531529
remove turks and gypsies and then it's a 10/10
Dont forget this one senpai
>>53531589
but most of the other ones look like turks
>>53531456
added
>>53531510
its already there
>>53531540
kek added
serbhuman memes, people. heck, even kebab remover variations will do.
>>53531495
can I just upload them to imgur and you get them from there
Add to the greek folder
help
>>53531589
no others actually. all of balkans are turkey's extension.
>>53531520
nice ip bro, my isp has seen better days desu
>>53531716
say that to my face ya fag
>>53531674
ok i guess
>>53531676
added
albanians wouldn't exist without turks
>it's a balk-related-shit dump thread
COMFY AS FUCK
>Greece Accused of Not Prohibiting Slavery and Forced Labor
>tfw greece is going back to the roots
>>53531574
ayy lmao
>>53531802
#MAKEGREECEGREATAGAIN
>>53531520
>>53531777
>albanians wouldn't exist without USA
trips confirm
>>53531913
kill yourself cigan
>>53531974
he should, he makes us look bad with that slow speed
>>53531777
you mean kosovo my my digit getting friend
>>53532020
>>53531974
Actually I'm half Hutsul.
>>53532020
I know I should get a better plan, but that speed is enought for me. I mean, cmon, what would I do with more?
I usually get around 27-30 Mb/s with torrents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsg9F9-xdhs
i think we forgot the most important one yet
this is something some make made a while ago
>>53532226
ah the delusion of grandeur
>>53532142
>>53532165
>>53532187
>>53532226
>>53532243
kek added
where's greekbro and the imgur uploads?
I will T*rk post but it may take some time zu the images are in my phone
>>53532335
added
>>53532378
started a common folder
fresh OC
>>53532332
they are uploading with the potato greek upload speeds w8
here's something unfinished i found
>>53532560
#dank af senpai
BIG BULGAR COCK FOR TINY AMERICAN WOMAN
>>53532726
>tiny american woman
no such thing
everything posted so far has been uploaded
>>53532783
should add Croatia to the crying guy otherwise gr8
>>53532505
A little over 50% of the 150 pics thus far
ebin memes desu
My dump is over desu.
ayy, the romanian opressor
>>53532923
>150 pics
Ohh boy
>>53532923
holy shit lad
hopefully this will stimulate other anons to dump their folders
>>53532996
deleted the folder twice before
oc was lost forever like papurii in the library of alexandria
>>53532974
where do you find these?
>>53533049
>tfw i lost my folders twice
>tfw there may be dank memes we might never see again
>>53533014
those pan balkan pics are probably the cutest desu
>>53533148
i agree they make it like we get along well kek
Add this
>>53533024
expect a lot of turk banter tbqh
>>53533228
and this
>>53533085
nu le-am gasit, le-am furat
im still here uploading the memes you post guys
just not replying to anyone individually cos its a pain in the ass
>>53531733
>mfw I have the fastest non fiber internet in my country
and now everyone knows my IP
Gonna dump some more
>>53533410
um, you could always delete your post
>>53533357
had to restart my pc
i'm back
>>53533410
uh not true, I have 12 Mbps from t home (not fiber couz I live in backwater part of aerodrom)
but ye its shit, blizoo has much better speeds but I hear its a bit less stable
>>53532506
>Implying albos from over the world don't come here to barely get 35 percent on the census
FLAG BEARER
L
A
G
>>53533570
http://imgur.com/a/FEPVM
here
actually imgur has a 150 pic limit, I got more coming, I should have uploaded them to my gdrive in retrospect
>>53533623
>>53530975
Smyrna is best city tbqh senpai
>>53533606
Well my speed would be way higher if I didn't have 10 devices plugged in on the net.
>too late to explore the earth
>too soon to explore the galaxy
>just in time to consume dank /balk/ memes
who here /comfy/
>>53533678
shit, this is gonna take some time..
>>53533880
some may be irrelevant and uploaded them by mistake
>>53533562
xDDD
I just learned Gjergj Kastrioti's father was a lord from Dibra and his mother was a Serbian princess from modern-day FYROM.
also
>mfw albania was majority christian until 1800s
What changed?
faggots, i actually worked ~7 years as a designated web developer, if Ros joins in, we can make a dank balkan-o-memepedia...
>>53533967
Gib Turkish gf
>>53534008
half of our country didn't want to pay taxes so they converted, now we're half memes
>>53534211
>mfw this was the first dubs i've gotten in a month
>>53534211
for us it matters the other half senpai
the good half
>>53534211
>le tax meme
Personal favorite of mine.
soon there will be 1910 years since Trajan entered Dacia
>>53534381
>this applies to literally all of the balkans(except maybe croats and the cygos)
LMAO
>>53534366
it's true you faggot, we were so poor we couldn't afford fucking tax, also we didn't actually have an central christian institution as the other balk countries did
>>53534381
now it's mine
>>53534546
all the balk countries had the ecumenical one until nationalism came along
>>53534546
You can always become part of glorious Ohrid patriarchate
>>53534211
So there's still hope for the other half you say?
Also, is it true native Albanians hate Kosovo Shiptari as much as Serbs do?
whew.. done uploading greekbro's memes
thanks greekbro
>>53534678
Nah, they don't like us either way.
We are Shkije to them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shkije
>>53534745
are you getting the ones from this thread
>>53534649
well we have our own organisations now
>>53534678
generally the south and northwest are christian (with the south being orthodox and the northwest catholic). But no, i don't think we *hate* them, but we are sad that they cling to that religion so much
>>53534859
yeah everything from this thread has been uploaded also
It's not just about money,most of Slavs were also damn poor but no one converted as much as Albanians.Bosnians are special case.
Admit it you guys just cucked yourselves to Ottoman culture,before the Enver Hoca most parts of Albanian languge was Turkish.And if the land connection with Albanian and Turkey weren't cracked you guys probably identify yourselves as Turkish now.Just like Muslim Pontiks,Arabs from Hatay or Pomaks from Tracia.
However you guys get the prize of cuckekness well, Half of Ottoman GrandViziers were Albanian.
>>53534866
...So a potential kebab-removal union is out of the question?
>>53534948
bosniaks weren't catholic nor orthodox. they were considered heretic by rome and istanbul. other christians forced them to convert more than we did. (although we didn't)
>>53534948
yeah whatever, the truth is, because of you faggots now we are the most nationalistic country on earth, and the honest to god truth is that we put our country and people before anything else so you will not get any loyalty from our "muslims", so in the end, the conversion for most of my countrymen was nothing but changing a word in a piece of paper
>>53535012
they will remove themselves, their numbers are dwindling while the Christians and atheists are increasing
