no longer monday edition
sligo
>JANNY
maisie
want to see shona again
>>53453988
where is he?
did he lose his job?
Emily
I will take a shower. . .
. . . and emerge the same, shitty person I was before
You must be an unbelievable pussy if you can't drink straight spirits. I have seen women drink vodka, tequila and whisky from the bottle.
just finished watching 8 mile
it was aight
>>53454008
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue ay i ay ay i ay ay i
>>53454017
bet they were right rotters
>>53454017
>I have seen women drink vodka, tequila and whisky from the bottle.
i too have seen the petite slag with the bottle picture
>>53454014
cant change the colour of your skin lad
>>53454017
>I have watched m'ladies from afar drink sweet delicious spirits from the bottle
>people being imposters
welp i guess another long hiatus is due again.
Kyary
actually ive had an idea for an edit; how about doing one of these>>53453988 eh
surely you have some pics with the appropriate expressions and posture to use
>>53454067
Knektor med proxy?
>I'm a stay at home dad
>I'm a house husband
>suicide is wrong
>>53454017
i used to be able to but it (mostly voddy) makes me gag now
too many nights where i went way overboard with it
>>53454036
This song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87Gc3XLR18
>talking to my vegan SJW friend about veganism
>ask how he feels about hunting because my dad used to live in the sticks of Alaska and wouldn't have survived without animals
>says hunting is bullshit, barbaric and unnecessary
>tell him it's a natural part of life and humans have always been hunters
>literally says "it's [the current year]"
I don't even hunt desu but jesus christ this level of delusion is incredible. Also, do hunters even exist in the UK? Serious question
where the fuck did monday go
Depression is just your mind playing tricks on you. All you have to do is snap out of it! :)
Live the life you love, love the life you live
>>53454116
>do hunters even exist in the UK?
not really there's isn't' many places to hunt
>>53454080
walk on jap
walk on
>>53454086
me on the left
I've been a drug addict since I was 14 years old. I am now 30. I can still remember the first time I smoked marijuana. I brought the bong; my best friend brought the weed. I remember losing me memory, laughing a lot, losing track of time, and having red eyes that we sought to cover up with Visine. Did it feel good? No. Was it fun? Yes but it wasn't good fun. We basically acted like idiots for hours.
Fast forward 15 years and I've wasted probably close to literally £100,000 on drugs. One Hundred. Thousand. Pounds. I'm not exaggerating, I've done the math. Was it pleasurable at times? Yes, very much so. But did it feel good? No, never. Not once. Learning that pleasure does not equal good is something I've only learned very recently. People who say drugs feel "good" are lying or do not know the proper definition of good, by which I mean "that which is morally right; righteousness."
>>53454116
has the it's 2015 guy said it's 2016 yet
>>53454108
yes
>and then he said he was a nurse
>>53454164
LOL
>>53454164
>morally right
>>53454164
DUDE
>>53454097
I wish it were.
Just the thought that suicide can be acceptable because someone's life is such shit that it's not worth living brings me down.
going for a shower will be back presently
>>53454133
pls tell me that having no life just my mind playing tricks on me too
>>53454081
Taken onboard
>>53454116
Only for sport and it's for wealthy people rather than povvos
>>53454164
>Visine
>Math
JOY
>>53454164
Drugs don't feel good. They feel dirty. I feel dirty, so dirty. Then there's the lies and deceit that go into maintaining a high. I've lied, cheated, and stolen to obtain drugs. I am so ashamed of myself, at times I cannot even look other people in the face. At times, I feel like Judas Iscariot, who robbed the treasury of the Lord before betraying Him. Trust me: this is not a good feeling. This is not a pleasurable feeling. It's a horrible feeling.
My thoughts had become utterly corrupt. All day I thought of violence, vice, and death - for, I was violent, and I was evil, and I was dead. I was a zombie (like The Cranberries song, "Zombie").
>normies who think they are "depressed"
no
you just like green day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGW-TgiEuo
>>53454254
>Drugs don't feel good
this is a lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
>>53454164
Good has no proper definition. Your own version has 'good' has just changed with time.
>>53454303
good lad
>>53454288
a blatant lie by someone in denial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMWtWV9g-ts
>>53454303
sick album 2bqh
>>53454275
wot dae fook
>tfw no baccy
guess i'll just go to sleep instead
Solitude is better, sex is overrated, the intimacy is not worth the drama.
To any of the kissless virgin anons out there who may be reading along, do you have any idea of how much time you need to invest doing stupid shit, listening to stupid shit, dealing with stupid shit?
The phase where you're IN love (which is what has inspired so much art) is great beyond measure, no doubt, but it's fleeting and frail. It never lasts very long.
Then comes the real™ love, the one you have to go about stoically and "work" at every day. It's just not worth it to most people, which is exactly what you can read in modern divorce rates.
>>53454448
LOL
>>53454448
you can get sex without a relationship, it's not difficult
>>53454448
Fuck that physical intimacy is the tits.
Nothing more stimulating, besides war.
does plagarism apply to "seen" exams
>Nothing more stimulating, besides war
[hat]
Rail or just pop em?
>>53454426
straights eight quid a packet?
fuck that im on the baccy mate
(transmit)
gf just sent me this
What's the most intimate you've ever been with a girl?
i think this asian qt has stopped replying to me
might have to inquire her best friends when we go for dinner tonight haha
Stayed at a friends house the other day and he had 4 eggs soaking in a bowl of cold water overnight. Does this do something or is he just mental
>>53454641
Hugged whilst getting a kiss on the cheek
>>53454672
He's preparing for when he brings a girl home
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but --
>*brandishes eggs*
>You do have to eat these
>>53454672
It tells you whether they've gone bad
Why didn't you ask them?
>>53454641
Came on her face
>>53454641
7th grade
had this bird who was obsessed with me and every friday night we'd have a movie/cuddle night. She'd snuggle up to me and forced my hand down her pants a few times but I was too scared to do anything with her. Now I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET.
fuck lad
>>53454641
Had a nurse wash my cock and wipe my arse
>>53454715
he had gone to bed and i got up to get some water. Thanks senpai
Just posting something depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuK17lSvDo
>>53454641
She did the splits on my face, and dick.
>>53454755
How do I do the same
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06OP2PrPwUN
How do I meet fellow acid heads?
>>53454821
I really wonder what that Cali broad looks like.
>>53454840
erowid/bluelight/420chan
>>53454787
What
>>53454840
@ phat off ravez boiiii
>>53454861
2 eyes a nose and a mouth and a large mass below that with 4 extremities coming from that, the lower 2 slightly bowed
>>53454865
how do I get a nurse to wet my whistle? what were you in for
>>53454755
Bit grim
>>53454898
I had a stroke and couldn't function properly for a month
>he didn't go to an HMC school
>>53454941
you what
>>53454941
What age are you? grim that. Did she clean under your foreskin?
>>53454941
this is fucking hot lad
>>53454958
>>53454964
>>53454974
I was 15
and yeah she cleaned everywhere
>>53454941
>>53454978
Wew lad
>>53454978
was she cute? Did she wank you or suck you off?
>>53454978
I guess NEET is better than cleaning arses
>>53454978
how can you have a stroke at 15
cuhrayzee
>tfw my aunt somehow got a hold of a copy of my CV and handed it in at her work and now they want me to come in for an interview
i don't want to work for an exam board. what the fuck do those people even do
>>53455025
mark exams
do it and ruin the dreams of those arrogant students
>>53454974
Did you get hard?
why is everything social so easy for normies
i didnt ask for this
back from my shower however i am still naked
>>53454898
How large of mass are we talking here?
>>53455054
you can't, exam boards are pressured to pass retards because our government wants to make it look like our students are getting smarter
>>53455005
Well there multiple nurses but the main one that looked after me was qt and went to the same school as me (obviously at different times)
And no as far as I'm aware I was never wanked off
>>53455017
Yeah I would think it would be
>>53455022
People have strokes young see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_Plaza
how do i get warm feet
>>53455091
About 5'7 from lowest mass to toppest mass weight approx 160
>>53455025
You could slip /brit/-themed questions into exams and nobody would even know.
>If Kev drives to Dublin 6 times a week for 10 weeks per year, how many total trips does he make?
>>53455115
you should have told her you are horny but can't jerk off properly
>>53455132
kek
nightlads
someone tuck me in? :3
>>53455119
put htem on ise lol rekt
>drug company tells me there isn't any side effects
>get side effects
>>53455132
>analyse kev's use of tone and language in the following clip "cold out"
been gone for a few hours. any new memes?
>>53455167
*throws bucket of water over bed*
>tell myself I'm going to try the manual tugging foreskin """restoration""" method
>end up jerking off instead
bit of a choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3S3uwUU_Y
erect
>>53455167
*presses on your lower ribs with my fist until they begin to fracture under the pressure*
>>53455146
I couldn't speak either m8
>>53455122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZgWrovjAAI
northerners care too much about pride and the southerners are ignorant
>>53455219
steel erector?
>>53455215
hahaha you will never have a foreskin
>>53455248
willy erecter
>>53455167
*gives you a massive wet kiss on the forehead*
:3
>>53455215
That's a good one
>>53455219
*twangs it to see how much bounce there is*
yep
crying and i'm not even sad
>>53455281
puberty lad, it happens
>ywn be tugged off by a qt nurse
Why live
>>53455215
Why would you want a foreskin as a Yank? Don't Yankettes hate them?
>>53453954
Why do so many dutchies post on /brit/?
charlotte
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1281870/50-Cent-loses-stone-weight-Things-Fall-Apart-film-role.html
JUST
>>53455289
Some one post that WebM of the literal retard in the wheelchair being wanked off by the nurse, the Jannys in bed he doesn't have to know.
Is Princess Mononoke any good lads?
>>53455287
I never randomly cried during puberty, you fucking bent mate?
>>53455301
Not really. Some are surprised by it because they've never seen one but they don't hate them ime
>>53455167
*turkey slaps you*
haha
>>53455340
Nah he's got a gf
>>53455305
It's just caralad
>>53455309
Call me gay or a nonce but I think big tits are obnoxious.
>>53455239
Unironically just listened to the whole thing
ch00n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y
>>53455215
So? Have your wank and then tug mate
>>53455353
Seriously who is this girl?
>>53455375
His gf
>>53455225
Convinced you'd enjoy Evangelion based almost entirely on your violent posts.
>>53454426
>tfw 50g is almost empty
>Call me gay or a nonce but I think big tits are obnoxious.
>>53455301
>he has conceived in his mind the perception that my willeh shall ever be experienced by a female of the human
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>53455388
Who's gf
>>53455411
mine
Just shaved my moustache and I reckon I've gone up 2 points lads
need some ASMR please
>I reckon I've gone up 2 points lads
>>53455419
Who are you
>>53455428
what kind do you like?
>>53455447
the guy who is her bf
>>53454303
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer
but her favour's good and strong:
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate --
helps the poor man get along.
>>53455455
young girls
>>53455447
He is the one who has three scimitars
Thinking about joining a gym lads
Any advice about not getting a boner watching the qts work out?
>>53455492
How do you get into ASMR lads? Watched a few videos but I just don't get it. :(
getting a gun lads
>ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>53455522
Always have a pre-workout wank
>>53455492
>>53455522
staple your foreskin to your thigh
I would like to have sex with sophie Turner lads
>>53455390
dont do that
mention anime i mean
i know you watch it, but id rather not be reminded of the fact
i like to pretend you dont but posts like these spoil the illusion. and that isnt good because i unconditionally dislike all those who follow it
>>53455579
maisie
>>53455579
Good lad
>>53455542
already got 2
*does a mean pose with the cannons*
tsaaaaaaaaaaaaah
need maisie to suck my fingers
got my license lads
my days of NEETdom are coming to a close
love tims response
https://youtu.be/TN2Dw94VIkE?t=6m39s
lads
>>53455334
>>53455628
Need her to suck my *whistles with a quick inclination up then down*
>>53455580
Pacific Rim is unironically more of an anime than Evangelion is.
There is but one God and his name is _________
>>53455334
porco rosso is better
>>53455619
I thought guns were tightly controlled over there
>>53455680
David Bowie
>>53455675
stop talking at me before i go absolutely loco
>extra flags
FONT
>>53455687
evidently not
*lets you witness the full definition of my tris*
>>53455700
this
>>53455680
Death
I know I've heard this sampled in a DnB track but now I can't put my finger on it
>>53455709
this
unironically listening to some Rage Against the Machine
>>53455727
Paul Ryan's favourite band
reminder that frequenting an anonymous imageboard will only hinder your ability to form an identity and you will remain a boring, confused person in the adult world
ME IRL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
https://youtu.be/5OERYl6jU1U
>reminder that frequenting an anonymous imageboard will only hinder your ability to form an identity and you will remain a boring, confused person in the adult world
50 cent's looking good
http://www.xvideos.com/video16992741/riding_a_nerd_playing_lol
baka
goodnight Britain
>>53455758
the adult world is shit tho
>>53455702
I have watched the K-On movie but I haven't seen the new Star Wars or the original trilogy.
>>53455309
absolutely halal
15
just awful runt post get out of my fucking sight DO NOT speak
can i get a reply
balls smell a bit sour lads
@53455868
no
>>53455786
What happened?
>>53455721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbUPYEKLjts
FOUND IT
>>53455882
He accidentally lost 4 stone
>>53455794
Like I care what a canadian thinks.
>>53455789
Me on the chair
>>53455309
must literally every girl have narcissistic personality disorder?
>>53455789
http://www.xvideos.com/video14545447/sexy_teen_gamer_girl_fucks_herself_with_controller_-_wetslutcams.com
>>53455904
How?
How much does he weigh now
should i get a student loan just to buy a gaming pc?
>>53455931
She'd be so fit with long hair :(
dove la metropoli incontra i tropici e tra le luci diventiamo quasi microscopici
the girl that i have my eye on at work is slowly starting to talk to me even more despite my autismo
i just need to hit the point of no return with her. the point where we get into a conversation thats longer than 30 seconds of joking around and we have an actual chat. that would be game changing
>>53455954
Yes lad
>>53455954
don't be so irresponsible
spend it on drugs like a normal person
>>53455906
you're gonna care what i think when i marry your mom and become your new dad you little fag
>>53455948
11.4st
>>53456024
And he's bankrupt
>>53456018
>you will never be as handsome as Christian Bale
>>53456024
haha sweet i'm gonna go on /tv/ and look at all the JUST memes for him, love that meme xD
>>53456024
That's more than me
>>53455868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08r9oDmPRDc
>>53456090
love your accent
wait, did the rest of /int/ actually fall for the cuckold fetish meme?
i know some of the autists on /brit/ fell for the yellow fever meme but cuckoldry seems a bit too far
>>53456046
stop replying to me
>>53456001
this
Is 65 kilograms a healthy weight?
>>53456090
Now just a minute hombre, there's no need for a scuffle. Why don't you calm down and play a nice game of horseshoes? Later I reckon there'll be some boot scootin' too.
@53456144
alright sorry :)
>>53456180
if you're 14 yes
>>53456180
if youre 5ft then probably yes
>>53456018
want to skin off his fave and wear it as a nappy
>>53456090
you sound like you get booted a lot if you know what I mean ;)
>>53456180
if you're about 4 foot tall yeah
alri lads
>>53456071
but he's a big guy
>>53456197
>>53456207
>>53456217
I'm 18 and 6ft 3
>>53456229
for whom?
What's the point of having a non-white friend if you have to treat them with kid gloves?
>>53456227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
>>53456234
could literally blow you over and i'm not even a wolf
>>53456234
then no, it definitely is not a healthy weight
>>53456227
Alri m8
How are ya?
Post your ideal beard
>>53456248
>>53456250
So what is a healthy weight?
>>53456234
Making some chilli lads haha
