Sakurahime edition
>>53341864
Pertamax before offline.
http://en.radiovaticana.va/news/2016/01/09/indonesian_muslim_group_organizing_interfaith_event_/1199960 reposting because hardly anyone saw
>>53341864
A whole thread, for me?
This integration only gets better and better <3
Thank (You), I'll give you anything in return for this :3
>>53342289
l-lewd desu!! my puffy vulva is sweating due to lewdness!!
Gonna have breakfast in a while
>>53342643
already did morning prayer, Abdullah?
>>53342492
You are already lewd if your vulva's puffy. It's calling to me.
Who wants to be my friend?
>>53343057
Do you like Merkel?
I think she's Satan ;_;
>>53343286
m-maybe
>>53343336
No, she should invite /asean/ refugees, not rude arabs
>>53342952
l-lewd! I need to do 12 hail marys now because of your lewd influences!
>>53343057
Hans, pls
>>53343447
B-but I just want a friend ;_;
>>53343382
I like you.
Here's a little conversation I had with my landlady about this at dinner,
>"So anything on the news?"
>Friend: "Why?"
>"Trying to stir up conversation I guess"
>Me:"Well I did read about the sexual assault epidemic in Cologne"
>"I heard about it, tell me more"
>"About 1000 cases reported, suspects are men of North African and Arab descent"
>"You should be careful about what you read in the Media, they can't be trusted, they will spread lies about the refugees to make them look bad"
>TFW this is true but only to make the refugees like dindu muffin
>>53343388
We can do that 2gether later bby ;)
>>53343753
They cover up what the majority of people think here. Like the numbers at the PEGIDA demos. Everybody is rude against yuropoors here
>>53343895
I'm pure and only share lewds with the ones I truly love
selamat pagi cikgu
>>53344057
Post lewds
>>53344107
No
>>53344057
>I'm pure and only share lewds with the ones I truly love
>she doesn't know everyone here is a village bicycle
>she's a virgin
>>53343753
pray before bed, or my pastor will never hit me with a stick if I don't repent
>>53344057
It's like the left is trying to destroy Western Civilization. They will come for us in the East next once they are done. In fact their virus is already slowly spreading amongst us.
What a time to be alive. At least I have (You) even if all of our rights will be taken away.
>>53344290
Pls don't ruin my hopes
[spoiler]Please give me a pure qt /asean/ friend :3[/spoiler]
>>53344290
You shouldn't repent otherwise your pastor will hit you ;_;
We don't beat people in Orthodoxy
>>53344403
Now my dignity has been destroyed
>>53344322
It actually seems to me that the Philippines are very left, much more so than other asian countries. Is it because the USA have such a big influence there?
>>53344494
I'm not Flip so I dunno.
Flipbong might be able to answer your question though
>>53344290
>It's Sunday
>Time to fugg some church going grills
>>53344907
I haven't finished, we don't beat people, we whip them in Orthodoxy just like in 50 Shades of Grey
>>53344494
>Philippines
>left
Have you seen what we do with communist?
Also, if you're on about LGBT or equal rights protesters, etc. Filipinos won't care as long as you're a productive member of society, gifted at something and most importantly, if you follow the church. That's why Philippines is one of the most gender equal, there's almost as many women running companies and a lot of popular comedians are gay, despite no legislations guaranteeing protection discrimination against them.
>>53344808
>fugg church grills
lair, their tatay will bolo you to pieces
>>53344491
It's okay I-I'm a masochist....
>>53345020
It's more about race for me in that sense. Filipinos seem less racist than other Asians (against Arabs/Blacks/Indians etc.)
>>53344992
>whip
t-that's lewd desu! I pee a little in excitement when that happens to me
>>53345131
We have a whole dungeon for that sort of stuff in the Orthodox Church.
Catholicism wouldn't give you the freedom you want. Only Orthodoxy.
Are lolis the solution to people who has fallen to depravity and save their lives.
>>53345020
of course I'll hunt those who go alone
Reminder to stop being a poor pirate fag goyim.
>>53346710
how good is their selection? the US one has some good titles but they have terrible movies
http://reviewhalohalo.com/index.php/2016/01/07/netflix-philippines-complete-tv-show-selection-library-as-of-january-7-2015/
/asean/ was a mistake.
>>53347417
http://reviewhalohalo.com/index.php/2016/01/07/netflix-philippines-review-is-it-worth-it/
>I will not renew my subscription and pay for a Netflix Philippines account because of the lackluster selection in both the movies and TV show sections. The U.S. TV series I want to watch are not (yet?) available so I’ll just be paying for nothing. I hope Netflix would license and release more content in the Philippines because having access to its original content is the only perk of having a Netflix PH account right now.
>>53343286
>feminine penis
please explain..
>>53346710
>>53347072
http://kodi.tv/
https://seo-michael.co.uk/how-to-manually-install-1channel-add-on-xbmc/
>giving the netflix jew money
>not just pirating fucking everything
>TFW got dengue fever on my exam.
>TFW had to repeat these paper
>>53348293
Delete
Maganda Uganda
>>53346710
>tfw watched the new Star Wars film
>didn't spend a single shilling
:^)
>>53345260
s-sex dungeon? W-wouldn't the people praying above hear the moanings and the lustful things going on down stairs? Is the priest okay with it?
>>53348293
pls /asean/ needs to free from such things, s-so delet
>>53345246
teste
>>53349713
>>53345246
Assalamualaikum
>>53347451
t. bule
>>53347451
define mistake
>>53347451
t. asuean thread maker
>>53349625
The dungeon is used after Liturgy where everyone who did wrong must go to be punished.
I remember spending time there for wearing miniskirt to church.
>>53349540
You just pirated ANH 2.0
>>53350518
who bitch is dis?
>>53350621
>a week
did you not get stinky? they must've smelt your stinky part when you had to walk out with a buttplug
>>53350698
hello,flipbong
>>53350698
I bath before going to church so all they smell is honey
Just watched se7en, holy shit what a ride.
I GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOUR
BUT FOR YOU
asean meetup when?
>>53351377
I want to meet sakurahime poster and integration for real
>>53347451
t. bule
>>53351129
>watching se7en
>for the first time
>in 2016
congratulations you just discovered Noir
>>53351643
I want to meet (You) too and propose for real <3
My grandma's brother who recently died received a gun salute from the PNP, he must've been important or something ;_;
>>53351899
>the current year
>not having spaghetti and sausages on toast for breakfast
>>53352036
I don't tell you how to live your life
/asean/ threads remind me of some early stages of /gsg/ (on /vg/)
The shitposting intensity is incredible
>>53352321
It's not shitposting when you're doing it in the right thread.
>/a/sean/
>>53352034
I think north Korea should test it's new bombs all over the Philippines
Why don't you just go all out and start posting anime porn then?
>>53352440
I think Gina Rinehart should be allowed to test her nuclear bombs all over Australia.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10679943/Australia-needs-a-dose-of-Thatcherism-says-Gina-Rinehart.html
>>53352457
that's sinful.
Am i banned
>>53352457
sure, this place is mod-less anyway
>>53352457
you're just a perv
>Even if you use anonymous profiles or rent computers in a public shop, the Anti-Cybercrime Group of the Philippine National Police has means of tracing their location and identities.
What do?
>>53352894
>join PNP Anti-Cybercrime Group
>get to access to illegal things
>will not get arrested for it
I'm a genius. :^)
>Early morning anime posting
>>53352635
A nuclear bomb goes off every time she jumps into a swimming pool
>>53352693
Yes
>>53353678
>araw-araw parang fiesta
>>53348439
Bought a firestick and had a flip friend reprogram it.
Now everything is free.
>>53353090
R A R E
A
R
E
Just masturbated to some pretty good doujins.
Still feels good.
What would you do, if you were in control of a political party?
I would:
>party leader must visit all 81 provinces plus 18 NCR cities
>an answer and question conference is held where locals are allowed to ask anything
>press conference would only be regionally
>visit, walk and talk with everyone and learn what their wants are and what they're most concerned about
>leader must personally look into the candidates that will run under my party based on skill
>If anyone is found to be corrupt or have committed a crime that party mate will be ejected from the party and my party will help the prosecutors punish the individual
>all the funds for candidates will be centralised and controlled by a council of party officials
>will enforce strict "whip system", anyone party mate who disagrees to not follow party opinion or guidlines will be threaten to be kicked out of the party and have his or her election fundings and political support cut off
>if any party member objects to party policy he or she can either shut up or resign/quit
>will enforce party conformity, everyone will wear the same and wear formal or smart clothes
>party members will have to be required to create weekly overviews of what they have done in office and explain why they took those course of actions and it's complications
>party policy will be done by consensus in the party
>party members will also include youth group and generally subscribed party supporters
>party leadership will be chosen by vote from all party members
>independent council with powers will be formed by the party's loyal youth group and party supporters will be formed to decide whether a candidate has broken party tenants
>all candidates are required to fly the Philippine flag in their backyard or outside their window and will do a flag ceremony every Monday even if it is just them
>when speaking on national media the candidate must speak Filipino, if local media, candidate is allowed to speak local dialect or language or both
>>53354818
Ban anime
I was just having piano lessons but then I spaced out and imagined an arcade piano rhythm game where the machine is in fact a full scale piano, you can see where the notes fall towards to like beatmania or Synthesia and then I imagined how multiplayer would work like Co-op but imagined a VS. Then, the dual keyboard edition is called Tag.
I hate having autism. I wish I was more normal than that. I failed my dreams again.
>>53354950
b-ban anime?? But my party is called "UKAP" (United Kingdom Anime Party)
>>53353678
>A FUCKING SAUSAGE
>>53352036
>plastic bag
Is that one of the minimarket mascots from Indonesia's minimarts?
>>53346710
Finally my shititflix subscription will expire next week
>made coffee
>a fly just flew down near the rim of the mug
>I watched it bow down and rub its hands singing praises to some deity
>it constantly kisses the puddle of muddy water
>I raise my hand onto it
>it panics, goes full autismo
>suddenly decides its life is over, goes harakiri
>>53352894
>buy prepaid sim
>get some prepaid internet promo
>shitpost dank illegal /pol/ memes
http://technology.inquirer.net/46159/spreading-foul-election-memes-lead-online-libel-raps
>>53355244
>spreading foul election memes lead online libel
:^)
>>53355244
>Anti-cybercrime police warned paid trolls spreading destructive memes against politicians
the future is a strange place
>>53355134
>*flix
>tfw netflix price is thrice iFlix's for less content
Might as well go proxy just to access full content
>>53352894
>PNP shitposting division
Flashbang sa B block!!!
>>53352393
I-is this you?
>>53355513
>>53355134
why not stream it you know
>>53346710
But I need at least 480p that is watchable and could be stored offline! And by offline I mean without having to login to any account.
>>53355611
The buffering time of non-anime shows is bad.
Sitcoms, TV shows and Movies should be at least 720p desu senpai. Any less and you miss a lot of details.
>>53352457
We have >>>/h/ and >>>/aco/ for that
>>53354818
/pol/ in school
>>53352894
sir,clash na po sa mid
>>53356034
r-rude I'm offended by that, that's no where near the retarded shit /pol/ coughs up.
>>53356034
I like to do this a few times when I teach my elem students
>>53356199
Let the meme magic commence!!
Either be a Trump or a Sanders senpai, it's the only ways to go.
>>53356285
I bet you like to hit elementary children with your teaching stick because you ain't getting paid enough
>>53356320
You could always go middle ground desu
>>53356361
There is no middle ground, the people will force you into one mold or another.
>>53356361
no I teach them about the evil sex tourists and things I pulled from r/asianmasculinity
>>53356394
that's shitty american politics, they never look for a different way a third way, that's why they will always be shit.
>>53356405
>teaching children using textbooks written by anti-colonial authors instead of new textbooks written by NWO authors
that's naughty anon :^)
>>53356541
>not handing us a perfectly unbiased list of sources that shows both sides of world history
I've actually read somewhere that DepEd replaced the old history textbooks because it was written by anti-American colonist authors from 1940s or later with authors from more recent generations because the opinions of anti colonialist authors are "outdated" :^)
>>53352036
>alfamart
>r/asianmasculinity
>>53354818
>What would you do, if you were in control of a political party?
Do like any normal political party does but with good rewards, i'd reward high performing municipalities/cities officials, compliance and top taxpayers, random 1000 citizens and just anybody who does good for the country get 10/10 prostitutes.
I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more people were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for global instability.
you all flipflop anime posters, just go to church and die!!!!!!
>>53356541
I-I want you to punish me
>>53356701
That's not the cemetery, even the dead have permanent residence.
>>53356701
t. Abdullah Lim
>>53356701
rude desu
why bully us good christians here when we're not /pol/? :(
>>53356644
You have very good eyes bro
>>53356833
Islam is radical at all times, as shown to us by Indons
>>53356720
punishment is for the naught, you ain't a naughty.
>>53352036
Get on my level, pleb.
>>53356701
See you on the battlefield soon, heathen.
>>53352440
I wish they start with Cebu.
>ASAP is doing a debut party for Liza
>SPS has a tribute to a dead guy
>>53357210
who's liza and dead guy? what's a SPS?
>>53357210
>Watching local flip networks
KYS you poor promdi faggot
>Instead of shows like Sineskwela we get retarded attention whore shows like Show Time and ASAP
People like Kuya Kim are the only ones preventing everyone's IQ from crashing to 0
>>53357405
I don't have one of those black box that they keep advertising, I heard they had a channel that has re-runs of old sineskwela eps and matang lawin, along with a channel that shows the old cheesy 80s action flip movies.
I watch K-TV
>>53357405
>Kuya Kim
killurself
>>53357405
Sineskwela is outdated now tho
>>53357405
those moymoy palaboy dudes and alodia host this weeaboo themed one on gma
>>53354818
I would
>kill Aquinjews
>ban anime
>2016
>not liking masses of idiot indios to work for dirt cheap and baited by products / service like a good livestock
At the end stupid Flips are still better workers than indogs from what I can infer from my neighbor who has a business there.
>>53357740
fuck off Lim
I can't wait to slaughter you and your family
>>53357641
>>53357606
t. Boy Abunda
>>53357659
It's still more fucking useful that seeing attention whores talking about their love lives or twerking on national television
I wouldn't mind for the government to set up an educational and history channel. Revive Sineskwela with new cast. I also want more flips to learn about Filipino history to be honest rather than follow US aeta culture
>>53355379
Muslims rule Europe then :^|
>>53343753
But if a brown girl refugee gets raped in Europe, it's still the brown girl's fault isn't?
>>53357740
>t. Jerardo Wong
![150723110745-isis-chan-2-780x439[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bfre5dO.jpg "150723110745-isis-chan-2-780x439[1].jpg")
>>53346710
I pirate books and manuals.
I bet if the Katipunan saw what our "entertainment" industry today, they would've gladly accepted to be shot by Spaniards or accepted Spaniard rule forever.
why so many pilipinos in asean?
>>53358055
They have no friends.
>>53358055
Because they love anime
why so many americans in 4chin?
>>53358055
>>53358085
Can I become friends with you?
>>53358085
this is true
why is everybody else muslim? :(
>>53358196
this is why we need East Timor and PNG to become ASEAN memebers so we can have Christian famiry despite PNG being protestant heretic.
>>53357740
JUNJUN YUNG HARDWARE STORE WALANG NAGBABANTAY TAMA NA YAN DYAN SA CARTOONS DYAN SA INTERNET.
>>53357779
>What is Knowledge Channel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge_Channel
>>53357779
GMA newstv have some god tier docu's
>>53358463
ANC does too
>>53357963
Do you have a seedbox to share?
>>53358055
All me shitposting
>>53359074
DELET THIS
>>53357779
What's the least biased news channel in Philippines?
>Buy Lays
>15% extra!
>Extra air
>>53359124
Tfw no right wing news channel
>>53359131
I thought I made a thread op about that here in /asean/ on the last day of 2015
Why you still buy it anon
>>53359131
>Buy Lays
>doesn't get laid
>Stop Watch porn
>Thought I close all tabs
>Raise volume to 50%
>Hear moans for 1-2 sec
I wonder if my sisters know I'm watching porn.
>>53359272
totoy, hinaan mo nga yan
Why dont I see Thai posters here?
Are they busy spreading their boipucci for the sex tourist's superior white cock?
Salamat Pagi
>>53359686
Selamat siang
>>53359686
its hapon
>>53359272
Just tell them it's an erotic movie
I love anime
>Philippians getting bullied again
;_;
>>53358188
Maybe.
>>53360801
>the forehead that drives Becky to tears
I can't even....
>>53360801
who is bullying us this time?
>>53361269
a Canadacuck
>>53359686
Selamat malam
>>53361269
Hold on
I need reading glasses for this
>>53361317
sabi mo walang iwanan,sabi mo bente uno walang (idk) I miss you,I love you ang sakit sakit na
Since there's nothing to do. Posting my tea time from my ward
>>53361437
nice flower mug
>ctrl+f "kontol"
>0 result
KONTOL
Kantot
>>53361483
Would be better if you give me smug
>>53361352
Just don't reply and report it.
>>53361557
s-sorry
>>53361352
but filipino isn't a race
>>53361430
>bente uno walang titibag
what does she(?) mean by this?
hello?
>>53361961
21 no penis pouch
>>53362109
can't believe I laughed
![Bx9YXctCUAE9i9z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G38WuJr.jpg "Bx9YXctCUAE9i9z[1].jpg")
too much anime
>>53345128
>Filipinos
>less racist
xDDDDD
>>53362160
eww
>>53362128
It must have been hard to break up with her dildo.
aren't you guys supposed to be in church?
![QhAkG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sG7BEJK.jpg "QhAkG[1].jpg")
>>53362160
>>53362185
>3DPD qt
>not kawaii
kawaii is for loli
>>53362211
tapos na kaming mag usap ni ministro
>>53362211
The Church is the community, not the building alone. Yet society is a community, so I could say that I'm in Church.
Why is Chinese the superior race in a muslim country
>>53362160
I thought flips were jungle monkeys, how is her skin so fair?
>>53362305
because 10 dash line
>>53362318
she is half monkey and half chinese.
>>53362350
Oh, the chinese genes are more dominant?
>>53362350
so, 100% chink?
![24gn4h0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qFqmZkT.png "24gn4h0[1].png")
>>53362224
>>53362350
she's 100% chink. Just well integrated.
![tumblr_lrumn0owbc1qlesb4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eO4ZpqQ.jpg "tumblr_lrumn0owbc1qlesb4[1].jpg")
>>53362406
![kim[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DbVjm8u.jpg "kim[1].jpg")
>>53362463
>>53362566
is she a girl ?.?
also qt desu ^ ^
>>53361437
You're in hospital?
>>53362604
Yes, and a celeb
![b7e029d9a8fe0f1ae7afb42490cee9f3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rHnxPty.jpg "b7e029d9a8fe0f1ae7afb42490cee9f3[1].jpg")
>>53362566
>>53362604
yeah
>>53362656
good riddance
![6fa7878c47a9cf72b51dac0ce9e4918a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VZhIgx6.jpg "6fa7878c47a9cf72b51dac0ce9e4918a[1].jpg")
>>53362684
here she's when she's Thai
>>53362680
>>53362684
I'm jelly of that clear skin oemgee jk :333
>>53362318
Skin lighting duh the lighting. Its a celeb thing
>>53362350
I bet she doesn't speak hokkien let alone mandarin.
She's a dead celebrity BTW.
>>53362801
Skin lightening*
Dutdut>>53362694
>>53362834
>skin lightening
Those facial mask things?
![kim2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNK1rae.jpg "kim2[1].jpg")
>>53362728
>>53362865
>Lotion, cream, soap
You name it, it's a fad for the ladies here
>>53362841
We asre such cancerous and dumb posters.
>relpying on that thread
>>53362865
Its a big buisness for dermatologist here.
Its more than just mask.
>>53362950
>implying he didn't.
![Kim-Chiu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mi7KxOZ.jpg "Kim-Chiu[1].jpg")
>>53362890
>>53362950
but malaysia and indonesia aren't on /asean/ yet, so I might as well
>>53362890
ФЫAT"№;"!" SHE IS SOO CUTE!!!!! GIFFF ME HER NAME!!1
>>53363097
Kim Chiu
Skinny af, but it seems to be the ideal in Chinese beauty standards.
Baru habis tengok cerita Dilwale. Best juga la. Dah lama tak tengok cerita Hindustan.
>>53362695
Very rude tbqhfamily
>>53363128
hello malaysia :3
![kim+chiu+cleavagez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JugCXio.jpg "kim+chiu+cleavagez[1].jpg")
>>53363034
>>53363124
>ideal
Fuck no. If she goes to Shanghai she would just be average looking there
If you mean here then its a no aswell
>>53363097
>ФЫAT"№;"!
easy there provinoskov, calm your titties.
>>53363097
Do you reckon this is bf or 1 night stand?
![kim_chiu21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XJafdBk.jpg "kim_chiu21[1].jpg")
>>53363195
>>53363288
Regular fuck buddy.
>>53363599
Who was the celebrity posted yesterday that looks like Jenna Coleman? Cathryn or something?
>>53363628
>looks like Jenna Coleman
They don't even resemble each other m80.
The girl is Kathryn Bernardo.
