F.A.Q.
>To which country should I vacation because muh whiteness?
Haiti
>Life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
It's terrible
>Why are argies not invited?
They're annoying as fuck and don't contribute anything to the thread
>Why is x country part of /carib/?
They just are so shut the fuck up
>>53309342
Missed the opening parade. God, I hate early Carnaval.
>>53313195
i wish it was /pol/ so i could save this rare flag. Don't want to post on /pol/ senpai?
>>53313231
I post on /pol/ as well.
>>53309342
Bahamas is rightful Canadian clay.
>>53313532
how do you feel being a rare flag?
>>53314675
It now falls under uncommon instead of rare.
Nothing special desu.
>>53315544
Spreek je Nederlands, Arubavriend?
>>53316102
Een beetje.
>>53313195
Looks like fun
>>53316102
>>53317008
I am trying to think of something like "Moonrunes" to call
dutch but I can't find a good one
>>53317884
They call it fakkeloptocht-- torch parade. Yet no torches. ???
What's the point?
Dutch. A fine example of speaking in tongues. Added abuse of the letter 'G' for extra fun.
>>53317884
>>53319149
Dutch is what happens when a German women attempt to speak when her mouth is full of cum.
>>53314557
Agreed. Annex us
>53319149
Sadly I am a monolingual plebeian
>>53320589
Kek, I've always heard the dutch,germans,swedes making fun of the way each of them speak
>>53320589
Rare flag as fuck.
And it sounds more like a drunk trying speak English and German.
Come at us.
>>53321120
How's Barbados these days?
>>53321120
There is always time to learn a new language.
>>53321214
Oh, how far you have fallen from the Golden Age.
The military still making pew pew noises due to bullet shortages?
>>53321120
It's just bantz
>>53321214
Not rare u shitcunt
>>53321448
Post feet.
>>53321613
"no"
>>53321303
I am the Vincentian,our 4G is routed through Barbados so I end up with their flag.
>>53321448
My language IQ is below 70,I will try though
>>53309342
Sorry lad, pls forgive.
>>53321960
Jamaican me crazy
>>53321651
pls
>>53317884
It's just German spoken by a retarded dog
>>53321960
Vincentian in that pic chick reminds me
Of my older sister.
>>53322006
Why her feet?
>>53323330
does google track who fills the survey
>>53317884
Call it, Gobbledygook
>>53324821
I thought that was Finnish or Icelandic
![IMG_20160109_133338[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UtiacH7.jpg "IMG_20160109_133338[1].jpg")
It rained so I only bought fruit and peanut cake treats
![IMG_20160109_133259[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FF83sn1.jpg "IMG_20160109_133259[1].jpg")
>>53331136
So many consonants,teach me your language
majestic bastards.
Also fruit
Mongolian sounds like they are gargling saliva
but nice in a way
>>53334070
https://youtu.be/R290WXpZm8g
>>53326370
R A R E
A
R
E
>>53331053
>tfw no dyed clump of coconut treats
>>53340426
I only have red bellies, I didn't get to buy those
this time.
>>53331342
You're bananas are fat.
>>53340426
Pls speak some Papiamento
It's so cute!
>>53341303
No sweets for me today. Alas.
>>53343697
Mi no ta compronde. Kico bo ta haña tutu di esaki?
>>53343697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVsDNeemgaY
>>53344324
>Tacky songs sung in Papiamentu
They are speaking it wrong. O's over u's.
why i'm not invited :(
>>53344719
Post something better then.
At least the clip was funny.
>>53345355
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=34psnLxKnxY
Nothing better. No tutorials and such. Have a hissy fit in parliament instead.
>>53343593
It's a different type of banana,there are some that
are about the size of a pinky finger.
>>53346715
That sounded like Spanish/Italian
>>53349333
Throw in a couple of languages, Spanish obviously included, in a blender. The results are Papiamento.
>>53309342
is south Florida invited to /carib/?
>>53331342
Those bananas look very fresh, I have a tree in my back yard and they always come out chode like those, but by far more delicious than the dry ones at the supermarket.
>>53313231
who cares which board you get em on senpai
there are no official rules except you have to save it yourself (no cheating, you have to see it not get it from someone else) and it has to come from 4chan (not an archive site)
>>53354019
We call those type of bananas Figs for some reason
>>53353915
implying we have not already taken over Florida,it's more or less
a colony at this point.
>>53356591
yeah im a Cuban expat, i like to think of myself as American now though, because Cuba is a shithole filled with poor minorities.
>>53357019
I have quite a few friends studying medicine there,they
say it's a strange place.
>>53357099
yeah everyone is on edge all the time, its a scared life.
Hallo waar zijn de frieten? :-DDDD
>>53309342
wew it's my favourite general
requesting anyone not in the Caribbean insert here be summoned
>>53357796
Well they do like it sometimes,everyone at the school has medical checks
so they can just fucking like rabbits since they don't have to worry about diseases.
>>53358402
Niet hier.
>>53358492
Emufags are also carib. :^)
>>53321214
>ONLY 4 SHIPS
you can't make this shit up
Diasporal Guyanese reporting in
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
Post feels and music. Take it easy!
Which of you guys has the best Rum?
>>53361676
Jamaican rum. Truly the devil's drink.
>>53361676
My vote goes to Cuba.
Havana Club is the best.
>>53343697
CONJO BO MAMA SWA, desu Antillean people are cool.
dated 2 in my youth, i can understand a bit of papiamento but writing is a no-go for me
>>53361676
Was drinking Stoli gold, gotta get ready for work now.
>>53361676
Mine :^)
It's strong but doesn't taste like rubbing alcohol
>>53320829
The Silence of the Lambs was set and shot throughout the Eastern United States, in (real and fictitious) locations such as Ohio, Tennessee, West Virginia, Quantico Virginia (the FBI training camp), and Baltimore. It is very much an "eastern seaboard" movie. An offer to stay at New York's "Plum Island" just off of Long Island, site of an animal disease research center, is dangled in front of Lecter at one point.
However, there are other references to nearby /carib/ geography. In one scene, it is explained that the killer's collection of moths were imported from Suriname (this is the only time that I've even heard Suriname even mentioned in a film). But the final scene is more interesting.
In the film's long sustained final shot (where end credits also roll in their entirety), Lecter slowly disappears into a crowd of people on some island, somewhere, stalking his prey. It is revealed during the crawl that this coda was shot at the Bahamas' Bimini Islands, east of Miami.
>>53373493
That's pretty cool,the only time I ever saw St.Vincent ever
mentioned in a movie was in Hitch (only our Flag) and the end
credits to pirates of the Caribbean 1-3
>>53373673
Now that I think about it /carib/ should be pretty obvious fodder for pirate movies new and old
>>53374247
I don't really know of much /carib/ islands being sets the ones
I know about are
>Bahamas
>Dominica
>Here
Tobago might have been the island in robinson crusoe. I was pissed
with black flag because they didn't even mention the lower islands
even though lots of shit used to go down here.
>>53343593
The little fat ones are the sweetest. All the flavor of a regular sized banana condensed into a smaller package.
No homo
What are you doing on this fine Sunday, /carib/?
hello /carib/
how is it so shit to live in paradise?
>>53386265
It isn't some exotic paradise.
Work, death and taxes.
>>53386976
You described the Netherlands.
>>53388479
He described the world
fug central ameriga anyways :-D
>>53385363
hot and wet, just like the hoes
>>53309342
What does /carib/ think of Canada? I know you want healthcare, but what else?
>>53317884
>I am trying to think of something like "Moonrunes" to call
Keelkanker
How much meat does /carib/ eat? today's sunday dinner had lamb, turkey, and ham. all prepared different ways
>>53398923
Breakfast:
half a dozen doughnuts from Dunkin, 3 glazed, 3 chocolate frosted, and a shot of cuban coffee
Lunch:
Bison burger and sweet potato fries
Dinner:
picadillo, plantains, white rice
Generally I eat the same breakfast every day; usually I make a cubano for lunch.
>>53398923
People here eat a ton of carbs
>>53344160
>Papiamento uses eñe
>Spanish lost the only thing that made it unique
>>53373106
that's vodka, whiteboi
>>53373493
I was watching Skins today, they mention The Silence of the Lambs
>>53401440
Why is it that whenever an american posts about their breakfast it is always so...excessive?
So many colorful flags
Got to give it to you /carib/
>>53403015
I'm not sure, I guess we just have many options so we take advantage of it.
>>53385363
Working, enjoying the new job.
>>53386976
>Taxes
>implying
The one thing this place has going for it.
>>53398923
Dinner was a club sandwich and beer.
I try to get 3,500 calories a day for gains.
>>53403015
Yeah I got pretty fucked up this morning.
Hey /crab/, how's your island doing?
>>53408366
It's fine.
Cops arrested some drunk hooligans at a Carnaval parade yesterday. A balloon parade, for kids.
hi crib
When are you lads going to fix your cricket team?
The West Indies are LITERALLY on the verge of being more popular internationally than the Caribbean
>>53418339
based as fuck action
the Windies were the coolest guys back in the day
>>53398923
>Breakfast
Mango and an apple,Beer
>Lunch
Chicken Breast and Frozen Veggies and a random assortment of fruits and Beer
>Dinner
Beer
Tea
Fruit
>>53408366
Pretty shit with all the political stuff that is going on
Life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
>>53331342
>those bananas
LMAO
>>53439490
stop asking this
>>53439910
Life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
>>53439910
But why?
hi
>>53444790
A ustedes les gusta el reggaeton?
>>53444833
we aren't dirty boricuans
real mans love bachata and salsa
and dembow for the niggers
>>53445031
>bachata
So where are you from el campo or washington heights?
>>53445031
>liking bachata
literally disembowel yourself
What's the best place to vacation not for muh whiteness but the best beaches?
>>53450049
my country
go to the north
>>53449196
>liking reggaeton
dude seriously?
>>53450292
Can you dance bachata? It's very popular over here.
>>53450533
yeah i can, its pretty easy, i just wasn't born with the rythm
>>53450533
Aruba wtf is this?
https://twitter.com/HSuurveld/status/683474108424798208
>>53450049
St John.
>>53450533
post feet :DD
>>53451436
Fakkeloptocht.
>>53454878
no
o
>>53313195
Missed it too swa, nice to see another Aruba /pol/ bro. Swabe.
>>53456152
there's 2 Arubas :O
and one of them has a benis :3
>>53456152
Otro 'Rubiano cu sa shitpost? Bon cos, ruman.
>>53439910
Life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
>>53445031
This.
>>53450049
Punta Cana or Samaná. Bring tourist monies.
>>53456152
>>53456345
Oooooo, do we have two potential qts?
Is this other one a dude?
are they both dudes?
are they going to fuck?
Keep /carib/ updated you cunts.
>>53456901
Why would I fuck him? I probably know him.
>>53457287
Well then why wouldn't you fuck him?
>>53457718
>>53456901
This is why US virginlands are my favorite carib clay
>>53457287
are you still here my friend
>>53457718
Friendzoned.
>>53457984
Si, mi amigo.
>>53457955
Thanks sempai
>>53458232
Savage af desu.
Well that's just fucking peachy, Gamestop just announced they'll be closing all their stores in 3 months, not because the sales are low but rather because of "growing government restrictions (i.e. taxes)"
>http://www.elnuevodia.com/negocios/consumo/nota/gamestopconfirmacierreenpuertorico-2149320/
>>53458330
I remember, I covered for a mall in Pompano for a while because they didn't have a Director, they wanted extra security because Gamestop was having a midnight release.
The majority demographic was neckbeards, followed by kids with their moms and one black guy selling weed, I lol'd.
>>53373493
I know a dutch guy online from Suriname
Also my country was thinking about then didn't annex something in the crib on account of having to deal with the influx of niggers
30 000 commonwealth niggers is too much but 50 000 dune coons is okay. Go figure.
>>53458901
>one black guy selling weed
lmao what
>>53459169
South Florida man, there's always one black guy selling weed. I didn't even bother with him, nobody was buying.
The whole thing was literally Autismo: Live and Jive.
>>53459260
>>53459169
Weed is so easy to come by here, I wonder if it is the same elsewhere in the US. its mostly decriminalized here too, the feds dont enforce it, the only reason its illegal in the first place is because the white man cant tax it.
>>53459476
In the Islands it's weird, the weed is shit and expensive, but the coke is hella choice.
>>53459622
I was too young to remember most life in /carib/ how's marine patrol work internationally in the Caribbean? are they hardasses like in the US?
>>53459743
I honestly wouldn't know, I've only been here six months. I live on top of a mountain with an ocean view, I've seen what looked like "drop boats" and shortly there after what looked to be coastguard boats patrolling the area.
It's one of those things that I have no experience in either field, so I could either by right on the money or dead wrong.
>>53459743
Don't know about STT, but there's next to none on STX. Shit comes in on boats all the damn time. Guns, Coke, Hatians, Cubans. Recently a shit ton of cash got dumped in the water and a bunch of salty bills were circulating around.
![IMG_20160112_113147[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6kSMcy6.jpg "IMG_20160112_113147[1].jpg")
I am going to be dumping lots of low res shitty pics from my stuff today
![IMG_20160112_114107[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xCPxUt1.jpg "IMG_20160112_114107[1].jpg")
>>53479101
New airport being built
![IMG_20160112_120813[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eKVuEjD.jpg "IMG_20160112_120813[1].jpg")
>>53479258
In the "city
>>53479625
Comfy desu
![IMG_20160112_122044[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TYol0uJ.jpg "IMG_20160112_122044[1].jpg")
>>53479680
Industrial estate
>>53479929
Is that a little cemetery down below?
![IMG_20160112_114717[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tjSra9W.jpg "IMG_20160112_114717[1].jpg")
>>53480015
Yis
Passing through rich people territory
![IMG_20160112_112251[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IWsohfS.jpg "IMG_20160112_112251[1].jpg")
>>53480192
Almost at destination
![IMG_20160915_103856[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rGb1me7.jpg "IMG_20160915_103856[1].jpg")
>>53480287
At destination,there was a cow there for some reason
>>53479101
>>53479258
>>53479625
>>53479929
>>53480192
>>53480287
>>53480553
>asking your mom to drive you around the island to shoot some pics for a Mongolian cock magic image board
Can't make this shit up
Cool pics though desu senpai
>>53480788
Implying I have a mom and didn't just rise out of the sea
Baka!
>>53317884
RARE
A R
R A
ERAR
>>53321120
You're rare too
>>53481438
>>53481484
Actually the Barbadian flag is just me on my phone
Goedenavond, eilandnegers
>>53479101
i see yo arm in the mirror bredder
>>53439910
life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
>>53479101
>>53479258
>>53479625
>>53479929
>>53480192
>>53480287
>>53480553
life must be comfy in a tiny island, no?
>>53388558
>He
You've been away too long lad.
>>53479625
>driving on the left hand side
Absolutely disgusting, you've lost all my respect.
Wait is Chile allowed here?
>>53496499
No reggaeton allowed tho.
>>53497153
What about cumbia?
NO.
LIFE ISN'T FUCKING COMFY LIVING IN A TINY FUCKING ISLAND
>>53497292
I believe you, but care to elaborate?
>>53497477
Crime, through the fucking roof.
Food, expensive as fuck.
Government, fucking incompetent. We can't fucking manage SHIT. Look at fucking Baha Mar, total fucking BULLSHIT.
People, ignorant. Of course that doesn't go for the entire population, but when 90% of your citizens believe their country is a "Christian Nation" and somehow believe this is the last bastion of Christianity on earth... You can expect some dumb shit to go on.
Now, of course, the entire country isn't like this. I love this little archipelago, but shit needs to be fixed. The less inhabited islands with very small towns are almost idyllic. Fucking beautiful scenery and people. But this capital city is shit.
Young people hardly getting an education, blindly wandering through life. It's bleak looking into the future.
that's why, IT'S NOT FUCKING COMFY
FUCK
>>53498180
Sounds harsh pal, my condolences, but hey at least you have internet access.
>>53498475
>>53498180
>implying any of that matters when at the end of the day you can just sit at the beach and watch the beautiful sunset with a big cocktail in your hand and a mulatto qt by your side
check your island privilege
>>53499367
This mentality is why we're such shit t.b.h.
I'll check my island privilege more often
>>53499447
Lets trade then
>>53386976
>Work, death and taxes.
Wow, thank God you won't find that anywhere else.
Why are island nations so superior?
>>53499814
Ask Iceland, I wish we were like them more.
>>53500466
Fuck iceland
Do you eat Jamaican Honey Cookies (kekes)?
>>53309342
Explain this pic
>>53498180
Move to freeport you cuck, I lived in the Bahamas for two years and hated Nassau from first sight so moved to Freeport. its got friendlier people, less tourists, and cheaper housing.
>inb4 Africa-port
>>53499367
>>53499655
Havent said it yet but thank you for superior Dutchman genes. I come from a Dutch/Cuban family, just go to Sint Maarten or Aruba, they are both cozy dutch clay.
>>53501008
He should just move to Jamaica desu
>>53501082
Lived in Jamaica for a few months, nobody speaks Spanish, too black, high crime, cant understand their English. Overally its just a step above Haiti, where i lived for 4 years despite racism towards whites. (which is why I hate Haitians to this day)
>>53500578
Island is the best Country in the world, we should follow their example.
>>53501185
>racism towards whites
Care to explain?
>>53501273
*Iceland
>>53501273
Bullshit
>>53501365
I wouldnt say best, but Iceland is pretty based
>>53501365
>Zero crime
>No religious bullshit
>High standard of living
Name a better one
>>53501008
....I'll consider it. Heard Freeport is boring and has a low economy. but I'll take boring over dangerous any day.
>>53501452
Japan
Where is my mulata girl at?
>>53313195
Carnival best time of the year. Where Im from we call it the fifth season
>>53501480
fuck off weaboo
Is 4chan getting ddosed or is my internet just slow as fuck? I cant tell anymore?
>>53502009
No one can compete with Nihon.
Especially when they shift to glorious empire.
>>53501480
Japan is pretty nice, I'd love to visit there but not live
>>53501463
Try Long Island
>>53502111
Nice trips also *Grorious
>>53501273
Iceland looks so comfy.
>>53501505
Away.
>>53501576
Don't get raped.
>>53502929
Hey baby how you doin?
>>53502944
Teach me how to be a proper American and achieve such A1 sauce game?
>>53503045
Just watch
>>53502929
Stop being shy and just talk, girl
>>53502944
This isn't a Friends script reading.
>>53503045
>A1
Absolute pleb. Hot sauce or get out.
>>53492213
Not particularly, I find it suffocating
>>53496499
Give me access to the observatories and you have a deal
>>53498180
Described St.Vincent
>>53499367
It gets old,I want more cool shit
>>53502929
I have a hat from there,cool as fuck too
>>53503069
You people are weird
>>53503114
Damn baby don't be so hostile. So how was your day vanilla princess? Talk to me let me know about you
>>53503114
Tabasco is based hot sauce, I dont even care if its a spic meme
>>53503123
>you people are weird
thank you
>>53503250
>>53503144
I was talking about your weak sauce game.
>Not knowing aruba is a self aware AI that taunts us
I applaud your innocence and lament it's eventual end.
>>53503424
Go suck a tranny cock and leave me and my mulata bae alone
>>53503446
Using my greatest dream as some sort of insult
>what?
>>53503538
U disgust me
>>53503424
I'm not interested in "ethnic" women, obviously the other American is a disgruntled southerner, longing for his past ways.
>>53503446
>>53503552
plz Florida fags only in /carib/
>>53503552
I have unique tastes, and I accept them
>>53503662
Why not just date a man? Stupidop
>>53503662
I heard faggots are hated in the Caribbean
>>53503692
They are called batty boyz
t. Jamcain dad
>>53503680
>>53503692
That would be gay, I am not a homosexual
>>53503723
You like cock you batty boy
>>53503692
Here, if you're gay, people really don't care. Still frowned upon by the older generation.
Then you have places like Haiti and Jamaica, who kill faggots on the streets.
>>53503893
>kill faggots on the streets
Nice. How come you did not reply to me? Baby
>>53503752
but I'm not attracted to "men", there is a difference
would fugg pic related with no regrets
>>53503923
Batty boy
>>53503948
Eh so be it I guess, no point in continuing this
>>53503917
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
>>53504012
Batty boy you are
>>53503917
Stalker GTFO
>>53504033
>>53504040
>>53503948
>>53503917
>>53503752
>>53503718
>>53503692
>>53503680
Fuck off Americans, This is my minority thread, go find your own
>>53503893
Aruba I just wanna say two things:
There is no God
When I raise to power I will Annex Turks and Caicos,Aruba,Antigua and Barbuda,Barbados and Saint Vincent and the Grenadians
>>53504095
B-but I'm Cuban-American
Muh heritage...
>>53504033
Weak Bantz game too
>>53504932
Not if I annex you first,our mountains will stop you
>>53505004
>our mountains will stop you
Well Bahamians are too lazy to climb mountains so you get a pass
ye
>>53504932
For what purpose?
>>53504948
same senpai
>>53514438
He wants that sweet sweet clay
No sweet sweet Trini carnival for me this year because I don't have 6000XCD to burn
Feels bad man
4 days ? nice
RARE THREAD
Saving the thread
4 days strong
Support this general in /int/ Battle of Generals 2016.
Vote here: https://poal.me/6o6zvc
Thread here: >>53527647
>>53527701
Voted!
I wonder how long we will last
>>53528848
honestly you will be out in the very next round
heard one of you faggots asked for me <3
im still livin´ hope you´re all okay niggers.
>5 day thread on /int/
nice
I fucked up bad lads, got help drunk and tossed all over my laptop. All future shit posting will be taking place from my phone.
>>53537848
Can you recover the hard drive? If so you should build a PC and transfer all your old stuff onto it.
>>53538026
I know brah, but I don't have the cash to do that, probably not until next year.
>>53538367
Unless you want to save up and buy a really nice one, use this:
http://www.logicalincrements.com/#!/
Just keep in mind, you'll need to pick out your own speakers, keyboard, mouse, CD slot, and monitor. Other than that you're set.
Which Caribbean country has the lowest birth rate?
>>53538509
Yeah Brody I know, I've put computers together for family members In the past. Right now though I'm saving for a car
>>53401440
you eat 6 donuts a day? you must weigh 350 lbs
>>53503651
>>53540141
It's 60 degrees outside today, the weather here is so autistic. Right when I stay home, it gets nice, but when I'm out doing shit it get to like 43.
>>53531417
Sell us cheap gas please?
Guys we're about to lose the battle of the generals >>53527701
>>53542410
Shiet
>>53539939
I weigh 122, I work out senpai, thats why i need all the carbs
Going to jamaica for vacation this summer. Friend told me it was sketchy and he stayed in his hotel the whole time when he went. Is it a pretty dangerous place?
>>53542981
Ha! If your friend was gonna be such a little scared bitch then he should have just went to Florida like every other white American
>>53542981
yes
>>53479101
What does he mean by this?
>>53479101
Kek you are a nigger
>>53547495
So are you, what's your point?
>>53547558
My point is that he needs to post his BBC now with timestamp
>>53547661
Ask him nicely then, he'll probably say yes
>>53547746
Post you your BBC
