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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>53304613
>But it doesn't point to the fact that there's something off with the black people you see. It's something wrong with you
I mean, I never argued that there was something off with the black people walking by, in fact my comment was an attempt at self-depreciation.
It really wasn't 'racist thoughts and subconscious beliefs' that causes this, though. In fact, paradoxically, it's this obsession with not being racist, an obsession that I've been taught since birth, that causes this.
TDAミクさん
>>53304969
4th for 足湯
>>53305169
おはよう
もうごはん食べた?
How inexpensively can you live in Japan if you're willing to go somewhere very rural or isolated? I have no interest in the city, but it seems like most of the English accounts of visiting/living in Japan exclusively describe living in cities or suburbs.
>>53305221
ほい、 Rostmacka med räkostを食べました
美味しい!
Reposting my question. How do you say "placement test", as in a test that determines which level of a class you're qualified for?
>>53305292
>Rostmacka med räkost
スウェーデンの料理ですか?
画像検索したけどいろいろ出てきてどれかわからない
>walking home from a burger
>this girl sent me a bunch of pictures of her pussy out of nowhere
Stop being lewd, I'm stuffed and want to play video games.
>>53305313
「クラス分けテスト」
>>53305357
Rostmackaはローストパンです
Räkostはスウェーデンのパントッピングです
本当に美味しいです! 幸せになった
>>53305564
パンなんですね!
教えてくれてありがとう
Is it fashionable for men to wear bras?
>>53305669
Yes,
Most Japanese men wear it.
>>53305669
Lol what is this?
>>53305750
>Most Japanese men wear it.
エロイ
That's hot
(ホモなし)
友が全然なければ、どうしますか
>>53305858
>ホモじゃん
>>53305902
つくる
You lads up to anything nice with the gf this weekend?
>>53305250
>Head out to smaller towns or rural areas and people fucking hate you, I can't even count the amount of times I walked in to a restaurant or bar and then had everyone stop and look at me with the "What the fuck are you doing here you filthy foreigner" while the staff treat me like shit.
またこの流れっすか
とても冷たい麦酒を飲みたい。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBXn5kQD_8
遠ざかる 懐かしき友の声を
胸に抱いて想いを寄せた
>>53305961
私は恋人がありません。
とても寂しい。
>>53306251
飲みなさい飲みなさい
>>53305987
>caring about offline socialization
>>53306251
>>53305961
うん、名前は「手/ロージ・パールムズ」だ
>>53306446
麦茶じゃん!
ビールじゃないじゃん!
>>53306277
Why can't Japanese people sing? They always have these thin, reedy voices that grate on the ears.
>>53306518
The singers who have high voice are good singers.
Why don't you know it?
>>53306458
>>53306343
I'm drunk again, lads
また、酔ってます
Can someone please explain why Brazil is called "burajiru" instead of "barajiru"
It's Brazil not Bruzil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7l67VKDL8w
singer with low voices
Though I think he has higher voice than common people.
>>53306848
I prefer singers with bass/baritone voices 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9KBLb_8ro
>>53306841
Because it's not Barazil
>>53306841
Is burajiru incorrect?
>>53306992
nvm i get it
>>53306937
>>53306937
you're right
>>53306841
>why Brazil is called "burajiru" instead of "barajiru"
>It's Brazil not Bruzil
I can't understand what you you mean
>>53305987
this is true.
People of a rural area that is not a sightseeing area are not friendly to the foreign (not only expatriates but also Japanese).
>>53306343
どこに住んでるの?
>>53307065
you が一個多かった
>>53306841
>Germany
>Allemagne
>Deutschland
>England
>Angleterre
>Aнглия
>China
>Zongguo
>Chine
>Junggug
>Chugoku
>United States of America
>Amerikagasshukoku
>Meiguo
>Etats-Unis d'Amerique
naming conventions for countries are arbitrary and conform to whatever language you're speaking
あれ?
メキシコ人二人いるのか
>>53307150
珍しい?
>>53307073
>People of a rural area that is not a sightseeing area are not friendly to the foreign (not only expatriates but also Japanese).
What? But that's the opposite of here. People in the countryside are friendly compared to city people.
>>53307184
うん
はじめて見た
>>53307204
People in the countryside are very kind; don't listen to him.
>>53306701
Sounds like a whiny tryhard yawning into the microphone.
He needs real vocal training.
>>53307212
Actually I'm not Mexican, a Japanese who lives in Mexico.
>>53306914
that's great. :)
though I think he doesn't has no high voice.
1:56
イジメ反対!
>Take month off work and stay in japan for a month
>Really enjoy the place
>Debating if I want to delay purchasing a unit(>sydney housing prices >buying a unit at the age of 22) or study+part time work in nippon
>>53307540
me too desu senpai
too bad its impossible for me to get a visa
how many dollaroos do you have saved up?
>>53307204
But you are in London, and kinder than other British posters.
>>53307331
You need to put out your voice by vocaroo.
The person who insists that what he can't do by himself is correct is stupid.
>>53307536
bullying strengthens the soul and the will
>>53307571
Enough maybe, maybe another $20k post tax because my current software development contract runs out in 6 months time, we have a thing called hecs here which I can probably dump a lot of debt on if I go through a uni, already have an existing degree so they should be pretty comfortable with it.
>>53307574
It's important to be kind. Without cuteness, we are little more than monkeys.
What are you guys' plans for the weekend?
>>53306825
What is that package?
I see it associated all the time with yopparai salary men
What is inside of it?
This is the face I am currently making because it is such a mystery
>>53307491
How do you survive there?
>>53307845
It's a three-day weekend.
But I have no special plans.
Just play a game.
And that's all.
How about you?
>>53307845
Get drunk and play video games.
>>53305533
ありがとう。
きのうは日本語のクラス分けテストを受けた。今朝は成績来った。欲しいクラスの資格ばかりか、次のクラスの資格さえある!
…でもあのクラスは秋まで私の大学にないから、春に前者へ登録する。
>>53307870
It's easy jut fighting and killing.
topkek
Vancouver
That's tacky.
All I wanted was to sleep ;_;
>>53307884
Watch (American) football.
One of the games will be played in Minnesota, where the forecast for Sunday is -17C before windchill. It's going to be glorious.
>>53307987
Please consider returning to bed. It is still very early - and a Saturday morning to boot.
>>53307987
You can't sleep?
>>53307987
Have a great wank F.
You can jerk off to me.
>There are japs right now posting on 4chan rather than being out at harajuku getting qt lolita gf
>>53308033
Why are you up cuteposter?
>>53308033
>>53308042
I slept 4 hours and woke up a hour ago. Can't go to sleep anymore. I guess I'm gonna study now ;_;
>>53308108
I slept for like 11 hours
I wish I would sleep less during the weekends
>>53308094
I'm nocturnal. I usually head to sleep about 7 or 8am
おーい! 日本人! 聞こえますか~?
>>53308108
What will you study?
>>53307737
u shud do it
>>53308176
There you go again, shitting up the thread as usual. Do you not realize how much of an ass you're making yourself out to be?
>>53307864
The meat of Swedish boys who asked too many questions
>>53308188
I can hear you American! what's up~?
>>53308190
common law
>>53308200
>>53308200
>Being Swedish
>Being an ass
Pick Both
>>53308188
煩い
Would it be weird to, instead of saying the katakana-ized form of a foreign word, just say the word in its original language pronunciation?
Like if I said (romaji to demonstrate pronunciation):
>Watashi wa Texas-jin des
Instead of
>Watashi wa Tekisesujin des
>2d Japan not exist
>there's only gook society with racist manlets
>>53308108
You should go to bed
>>53308293
Well, now that I think about it, the point is moot because even in that sentence it's not like です is pronounced "desu"
>>53307957
we're building a city that's hideously expensive to live in, but have yet to figure out that we need large numbers of small/affordable housing units and decent public transportation if we're going to do that
the only people who can afford fashionable stuff are the children of wealthy chinese immigrants
>>53308297
That's what you get for not being white.
I'm curious how much truth there is to the "japs are actually ugly" meme and how much of it is people who just don't like asians in the first place. Has anyone ever seen someone who looks like, say, ai shinozaki just walking around IRL?
>>53308283
>>53308225
>>53304969
How many people ITT are actually from Japan and how many are just gaijan weaboo dogs?
>>53308343
>>53308293
Say it in Japanese pronounciation
>>53308360
>post model
>>53308297
For now maybe, but we're faster and faster working our way out of this awkward postmodern era and into the glorious transhumanism eon where we can all be cute 2D anime girls forever.
>>53308360
>I'm curious how much truth there is to the "japs are actually ugly" meme
All lies, propagated by bitter manlets who were bullied by cute Japanese girls growing up.
>>53308094
You posted that to get it colored, right?
>>53308410
You see model-tier girls walking around in most countries, if they have a good amount of hot women.
>>53308422
There is no escaping the Z-axis.
>>53308496
Looks like I also fucked up and missed a bit of both of their hairs
>>53308496
Nay, I posted it because I think its a cute picture even though it does show a certain lack of knowledge when it comes to form
Nevertheless I like your palette
I know what w means, but what does k mean in Japanese netspeak?
>>53308550
They'll probably invent some sort of surgery to remove the extra dimension.
>>53308595
ku klux klan
>>53308595
k means ok.
>>53308596
What, like a Flat Stanley?
>>53308648
Look at that smug little shit. Unencumbered by a third dimension, he can have all the cute 2D anime girls he wants - and he knows it.
>>53308700
I would read that doujin.
>>53308596
Somewhat relevant video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3FGMJ6TNF0
>>53308595
context needed
>>53308191
I dunno man, it's a lot of money and at the end of the day I still have to come back to buying a unit.
Just lay me down to die.
不良少女かっこええやろ?
>>53308333
Chinese immigrants are also going to become wealthy class in Japan eventually.
Because our government and stupid nationalist are idiot.
All immigrants are not wrong.
It is wrong that the administrative organ doesn't care about the people on the place.
Chinese and Koreans in Vancouver come to Japan to earn money from their job.
>>53308807
When you're 40 you're not going to say
>"Fuck I wish I didn't go to Japan to have the TIME OF My FUCKING LOIFE M8 when I was 22"
>>53308795
Here:
> これkらが本当の地獄だ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23615024
>>53308855
Time of my life how?
Do you mean fucking a bunch of girls? Because I'm not interested in that.
>>53309008
>>53309008
You could have the time of your life by fucking a bunch of qt Japanese boys instead.
>>53309008
I was talking to the normie aussie
>Impl he wouldn't prefered getting fucked
>>53308094
Was bored so I colored it again
I should really go sleep
![snapshot_17.57_[2015.12.23_03.24.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/jUyWGAU.jpg "snapshot_17.57_[2015.12.23_03.24.41].png")
>>53304969
ベッキーの出演CM(商品名)
(1) 太田胃散(A錠剤)
→ 緊急役員会議でCM打ち切りを決定。契約は3月まで残っているが「ベッキーの再起用は厳しい」
(2) スズキ (アルト エコ)
→ CM放送を継続
(3) 花王(「バブ」シリーズ)
→ 今月末でCM契約終了。更新は行わない方針。
(4) ローソン
→ 「記者会見の内容などを判断して、きのう8日付でCM放送を取りやめ」
(5) ケイ・オプティコム (mineo)
→ 「対応を検討中」
(6) 損保ジャパン日本興亜ひまわり生命保険
→ 「イメージキャラクターの変更を検討中」
(7) ナガセ (全国統一高校生テストなど)
→ 昨年11月で契約終了
(8) NTT都市開発 (ミソノミラクルワールド)
→ 今月末でCM契約終了。更新は行わない方針。
(9) スタジオアリス
→ 「店頭のベッキー関連の広告物の撤去を決定」
(10) ソースネクスト
→ 「今回の不倫報道を受け対応を検討中」 契約解除も示唆
>>53308874
it's typo. he wanted to write "これからが本当の地獄だ"
>>53309218
SUGEEE
>>53309208
Perhaps one day we'll join you, isac.
>>53309278
Ah, I see.
Japanese companies are boring.
The people also who are interested in such a topic are boring.
company, company, company, it is boring.
It does not mean that they have respectable morals.
>>53309218
based SUZUKI
>>53309184
You need to work on those artifacts finbro
I am not quite sure how I would do it myself most effectively but I bet you there is an option to do that effectively in photoshop
At the moment the best thing I can think of is making that background layer a new layer, color under it and then retrace the lines using the pen tool but I bet there is a much simpler and effective way
Follow your dreams
The morning feel of no gf
>>53309218
やったぜ。
>>53309394
I'm just using the fill tool on MSPaint, never bothered pirating photoshop
>>53309366
I hope you would find out that you are the most boring person.
>>53309218
あの男の方の罰は?
>>53309218
ベッキーやらかしちまったな
>>53309538
こんな無駄話に通信回線利用してることの方が無駄。
近所のノラ犬にでも話しかけてろよ。
芸能人って、やっぱりイメージが大切だよな。
>>53309086
>>53309114
I'm not gay.
I'm just afraid of having sex.
>>53309745
You don't have to be scared, anon. It doesn't hurt - unless you want it to.
>>53309559
CM出てないんじゃないか?
For foreigners
A Japanese woman TV entertainer went to her boy friend's parents' home in New Year's Day.
It seems that he married another woman half a year ago and decided a divorce.
Japanese companies aspersed her.
btw she is half British and half Japanese.
意味わかんね。説明不可だわ
>>53309745
We all are
>>53309874
I know it doesn't for me. I'm worried about her.
>>53309581
日本のリーマン数人分の一生もんの金ぐらいボッコボコ稼いでるだろうからノーダメやで
>>53309218
日本人ってアホばっかですか?
完全に男の方が悪いだろ
>>53309924
What's her name?
>>53310025
もちろん男のほうがカスだけどカスにはそもそもCMの依頼なんかこないからなw
>>53310025
企業の問題だから関係ないよ
糞芸人なんてどうでもええわ
>>53310041
Becky
>>53309947
CMはもうダメだろうけどバラエティはなんとかセーフだろうしな
bullying a rich person is a hobby of communist.
Though the communist himself has generally rich life.
まあ、ウエンツ瑛士にまで手を出しやがった女は無罪ではないしこんな罰が当たって当たり前だよw
>>53310199
>ウエンツ瑛士にまで手を出しやがった
マジで?
知らんかったな
>>53310025
企業はイメージは大切だからな。
消費者は、不倫している女性が宣伝している商品を買いたいだろうか?
>>53310199
穴マン
お前らここでもベッキーの話しとるのかwww
しかしこれが初スキャンダルとか、最悪だね
>>53310285
どうしてわかった?
>>53310291
北朝鮮の水爆と同じあつかいw
>>53310244
うん
彼女の淫乱な欲張りを想像して興奮するから
>>53310324
むしろベッキーのほうが…いやなんでもない
>>53310326
うええ吐きそう
> A British teenager who avoided showering by spraying himself with deodorant died after inhaling butane gas from the spray-on scents.
>Thomas Townsend was found collapsed with 42 cans aerosol spray around him in his bedroom at a children’s home in Folkestone, Kent, this August.
>The longtime foster care resident was said to go through a can of deodorant a week by spraying it all over himself each morning in an attempt to cover up his body odor without bathing.
Beware the deodorising jew.
>>53310285
>穴マン
Can someone explain this meme
>>53310350
>rather spray a can on deodorant on yourself instead of showering
Was he mentally ill?
>>53310350
イギリスクオリティ
>>53310185
>Thomas Townsend
kek
>>53310370
I used to be a tripfag and since I stopped using it and coming here as often, they try to pick me out by my posts.
>>53310392
おいイギリス息子に言われてるぞ
ムスコにイかされてるだと? (難聴
>>53310214
いや僕の知っている限りではデタラメですけど
2人ともハーフでタレントだから親しみやすい共通点なんじゃない?
>>53310444
お前のムスコがイカされてるんだよォ!
>>53310386
I think it's likely that all his dogs weren't barking
両成敗
shit thread
>>53310324
Exactly,
news media can often report the silly topics many times purposely.
It is to hide another important topic.
>>53310444
変態ホモめ…(白目
>>53310521
can't remember the last time it was good
wait i can, it was when kiri posted
the sort-of-jew that sort of stole my heart ;_;
>>53310560
>wait i can, it was when kiri posted
When thread went full potato
>>53310576
the thread right now is more potato than ever
at least they're not trying to spot tripfags or bitching about koreans again like they always fucking do
>>53310560
feel when we lost kiri and gained a bunch of shitty germans
>>53310310
ウエンツへの愛
This girl I'm talking to has something of a sex addiction even though she's a virgin.
>It isn't that fun as you may think it sucks sometimes
>Sometimes it's obsessive
>I set up sex with all these people
>But never follow through
>And I try to get raped
>Like run in bad neighborhoods at night
>And I looked up cities with most rape
>So I can go to college there
>When I was little I used to stay up the whole night to masturbate
>At least I haven't followed through on sex yet
>Idk it's sexy sometimes but also a curse
>I feel like virginity is all I have left
She's Catholic, she really wants to be raped so she can have sex without feeling guilt and responsibly.
Idek what to say to her. I kind of feel sorry for her.
>>53310654
>sex addiction even though she's a virgin.
why are these threads so terrible?
>>53310654
Sounds like someone you want to get as far away from as possible
>>53310675
All you're doing Is complaining though. Let yourself be trolled a little. Pretend you believe it for a second. That's how you have fun here. That's never changed
>>53310675
It's all my fault. My apologies.
>>53310654
Sounds like massive psychological issues.
Stay. Away.
ベッキーは清廉潔白なイメージでファミリー層向けのCMにはピッタリなんですよ＾＾
>>53310692
I met her on the internet, but she goes to college an hour away.
I don't drive though, which is a totally valid reason why I can never meet her.
ベッキーのAVデビューﾏﾀﾞｰ?
>>53310721
She didn't have a father growing up.
>>53310654
She might be trying to scare you away by pretending to be insane or testing you to see if you stick around.
I think some women have trouble rejecting people directly. Like they'd sometime say they're lesbians or have a boyfriend cause they suspect that will get guys to leave them alone.
>>53308808
I love this
ゲスの極み三十路。
>>53310654
Looks like Yakuza bait to me tbhlad
She probably wants you to follow up on her rape fantasies in some dark woods and before you know it your internal organs are up for sale on some black market in India
>>53310654
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/884306/2883c8a504/
Also,
>I feel like virginity is all I have left
>>53310782
Oh she isn't a Japanese girl by the way.
She's a brown skinned American girl, so it's not surprising she's lewd.
Everyone knows Japanese girls are pure of heart.
>>53310654
does she looks good?
>>53310890
Depends on the angle and on your tastes.
>>53310892
右から4番目の人どなたか
>>53310841
Pretty sure the Mexicans are capable of the same thing
The human organ market is very lucrative
>>53310836
Pretty funny hentai.
___五
_矢口隹
___疋
>>53310943
Idk if pretending to be an unhinged girl is the best way to lure out victims.
Anyways what she really wants in life is someone to marry her so she can have sex whenever she wants without feeling bad. Any volunteers?
___五
_矢口隹
___止
___胸
_胸口胸
___胸
次は秋葉原、秋葉原
お出口は右側です
>>53311116
秋葉原を通過いたします
>>53311016
Are you really from this planet?
>>53311139
Why do you ask? What's so alien about what I'm saying?
>>53311132
秋葉原でたくさん電車が止まれています
秋葉原行ったことないや
>>53311204
そうだったら日本人じゃねーわ
秋葉原といえばケバブ
>>53311223
その通り
>>53311155
Quite sure that abusing our most primal desire is the most effective method there is to tie someone around ones finger
As in pretending to be an unhinged girl to lure someone
>>53311175
線路の混雑状況のため、秋葉原を通過しま〜す
>>53311243
>名前
>>53311223
日本人がみんな東京に住んでるわけじゃないから
行ける距離でも興味ない人なら行かないだろうけど
24歳、学生です。
>>53311282
電車の止まることを守らないと他の電車にぶつかるよ!
>>53311308
あっ…(察し)
>>53311243
秋葉原の何が君をそんなにひきつけるんだ
>>53311321
渋滞しているから止まるところはないよ
どうせ大劣化した秋葉原なんてもう一般人の巣
>>53311308
>24歳のほもです~
Fixed
>>53311279
Oh.
I don't know if that works with me. My sex drive isn't all that high.
Reading stuff like this just makes me more afraid to have sex. What if I unknowingly take away "all someone has left." I will probably remain a virgin for a while.
世の中わからんもんだね
アキバのオタク街が、いつのまにか世界で有名になるとは。
>>53311223
>>53311243
Swedish otaku out
>>53311413
the other day i went to a "massage parlor" and got it over with
it really isn't a big deal at all
>>53311413
Virginity being "special" or important is just a meme and so is sex.
>>53311438
how long did u last?
no lies pls
>>53311438
The last time I went to a massage parlor I did so because I was stupid and my back was sore.
The Asian girl who could have easily been under 18 and was definitely a prostitute told me that they took her passport and forced her to work 70 hours a week and her "boss" took all her tips.
I hope you can understand why I don't ever intend to step foot in a place like that again.
>>53311401
そんな君には中野ブロードウェイ
>>53311499
Did you go to crime stoppers or what
>>53311499
気にするな
仕方がない、人間は酷いものだ
じゃ!ごはんを食べるときが来ましたわ
>>53311499
white people
>>53311499
Next time tell her to run away with you
It could be an adventure
>>53311425
昔は白物家電とネジと極小カメラの町でソビエトからスパイが来てちっこいカメラを買ってたりしてたんだ
唯一のオサレ店舗がリビナヤマギワだけだったんだ
>>53311556
What the fuck mate you're not even Japanese. Why would you reply with runes. Speak American damnit.
>>53311550
No because I'm a pussy.
>>53311499
There are many Korean prostitue shops
>>53311499
She was playing you for money senpai
>>53311621
アメリカ語は話しません
太くなりたくない
>>53311470
15 minutes or so? i didn't really keep track of time
almost went soft halfway through actually from my desensitization to real women and the condom stealing all of the feeling
i tried a different place a few days later and only lasted half as long though, so maybe it was just the girl
and in both cases the soapland-style thing where the girl washed me with her entire body was better than the sex anyway
>>53311499
at the second place i went to i requested a specific girl i had heard about, but she was on vacation, and the replacement i got said she would also be going on vacation to hawaii in a few weeks, so i don't think the places here are shady to the point of taking the girls' passports or anything
(though honestly i'd be lying if i said it mattered to me anyway)
Nî hâo
