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>>53153939
First for Sweden
>>53153968
beautifulpeople.com :^)
>>53153996
I fucking knew it would be a Swede
I'll beat you next time
>>53153998
fucking disgusting just like your savage people.
![ouOsMP4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BXQmgEQ.png "ouOsMP4[1].png")
What does 文学 translate / mean here?
>>53154030
>Newest members
laffin
>>53154052
>I don't like strong beautiful women
>>53154052
She 's meme model that's posted as a joke in /brit/
good morning.
おはよ~
>>53154169
ohayou
あなたの平凡の日常に、この日まで、面白いことがあったことのない日常だった。普通に通勤する、普通に事務所を到着する、普通に断れない宴会に行くとやっと一人で帰りたくない家に帰る。
込んだ電車を走り乗ると、男前外人と目が合う。そらす瞬間に「何?この特別な気分?」を思う。毎日、電車でこのように。
「こっちから話したらいいかな?」と迷っているあなたに、外人は小さな紙を渡している。
興味深いに、紙を開く。紙に書いた字はあなたの人生に一番楽しみにしていたことなんです。
やっと開いてみる、字を読む、ココロがドキドキしながら、気づく。このメセージは一生忘れない。
「死ねジャップサル」.
>>53154108
not some pre teen idol
>>53154194
Cara is not pre teen; she is 23
Nigga what the fuck why is a fucking pre-course assessment fucking graded fuck this bullshit
>>53153998
She looks not only slutty, but ugly. I thought sluts are at least good looking.
>>53154386
Post a good looking woman pls
>>53154386
Dude ... She's a meme bro
SHE'S A FUCKING MEME, BRO
>>53154495
Funnily enough, "Cara" is the term we Brazilians use for "Dude".
>>53154926
Well fuck me sideways!!
What is your opinion on cute girls?
>>53154085
Works made from emojis maybe? What's the context?
Why does Sverige always get first
>>53155133
Good genes. If there are any good looking anons out there, you should really have children with them.
>>53155133
Err ... I think they're cute ...
>>53155216
why aren't humans a species of stunningly beautiful people yet
natural selection isn't doing its job of weeding out the uggos
>>53155293
It's because civilization has been shaped to protect those uggos and defects, prohibiting us from reaching the best humanity can reach.
fuck , she is pregnant from a white dude
COMMIT SUICIDE
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_forest_2016/
>>53155293
Because we let the uggoes breed...
Also, maybe humans were a lot uglier thousands of years ago.
manly men produce manly daughters
30th for my penis
>>53155371
>lets make a movie about a Japanese forest
>lets use non Japanese actors
>>53155484
キウイはすばらしい。
記憶は脳の外にあるのか
>mfw it's just me and this thread
>>53155563
その上、記憶の彼方にあるものは?
どうして新しい日本語の先生は可愛くない
ライアーゲーム
all gaijin who post here
死ね
>American culture
>>53156530
中二病かわいい
>>53156270
わからないんです
>>53156553
>中二
are you in this grade? you'll turn 20 one day, yukihiro-kun
素人童貞でも魔法使いにはなれるんでしょうか
>>53156546
True
>>53156602
>素人童貞
japanese has some useful words
素人童貞 -> 素人魔法使い
みんな、もっと糞レスするべきです!
>>53157768
レスは死んでいます。
君たちは嫁を「俺の嫁」リボンを着させるの?
日本人は外人が好きじゃない
We've killed the thread
>>53157870
仕方ないわ
im gay
>>53158114
あなたの日本語がいいですか?
どのように学びましたか?
>>53158029
this thread is nothing without me
>>53158176
Congradulations
>>53158225
>>53158176
ジャスト
>>53158216
HARDKNOCKS大学だよ
![IMG_1803[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SA9HoHp.png "IMG_1803[1].png")
Somebody explain Japanese logic to me. This girl lives in Germany.
>>53158225
What would a Japanese thread be without a dirty plastic lover
>>53158251
>Congradulations
>d
>>53158255
I'm about to enter college for Japanese....do I have a chance せんぱい?
>>53158291
I'm the same way. Not Japanese, btw.
>>53158291
Women don't act logically.
>>53158330
>do I have a chance せんぱい?
Yes!
>>53158321
>You make mistakes
>You should be ashamed!
Classic Japanese
:＾)
>>53158361
Baka gaijin
>>53158296
lel you really are American aren't you
how many times do I have to tell you that I hate girls with plastic you FUCKING IDIOT
>>53158291
is she Korean?
>>53158408
ええ?ありがとうございます!
気おつけて!
>>53158410
I'm not Japanese. Spelling "congratulations" with a "d" is terrible and you should feel terrible.
>>53158470
I do feel terrible
:(
>>53158442
Sorry I was confused, honestly
>>53158470
This is a no bully zone
![saddam[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HSZAAxU.jpg "saddam[1].jpg")
>>53158496
Then everything is okay!
>>53158291
Texting is much better
>>53158291
>women
>logic
Pick one.
>>53158583
You learn a lot slower though, don't you?
>>53158291
>logic
>Germany
Found your problem
>>53158562
That is unfortunately not true at all and you know it.
>>53158645
*farts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NkIJyRylw
How do people watch anime in Japan besides catching it on tv? Isn't it much more heavily restricted in streaming/downloading?
>>53158806
Upload a recording of it on niconico?
>>53158806
japan's digital market for tv shows fucking sucks
enter the internet age plz
>>53158806
nyaa is ranked 30 in Japan m8, most of the users are Japanese.
>>53158768
Thanks London, I needed the フィールs
明日は私の日本語のテストあります。
だからこのスレでれんしゅうしています。
ここは難しい文法よく使って見ました。
これを読める?私の間違いはどこですか?
私のひどい日本語を読んですみません。
>>53158645
Daily reminder that all bullies go to Hell when they die, and the Devil will spread mean rumous about you, and tell everyone that he saw you picking your nose.
>>53159342
Hell is the Japanese Thread.
>>53159385
Hell is the German thread. This is just purgatory.
日本語スレなんか立てるなカス
>>53159656
日本語レスなんか貼るなカス
>>53159656
何だか面白いんだけど
>>53159185
>テストあります
テストがあります。
>れんしゅう
練習
>ここは難しい文法よく使って見ました。
ここでは難しい文法をたくさん使ってみました。(?)
(what did that "よく" mean? plz write in English as well)
breaking news has come.
Best Korea did something
北朝鮮で揺れ観測 “地震と異なる可能性”
1月6日 11時03分
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160106/k10010362211000.html
気象庁によりますと、6日午前10時半ごろ北朝鮮北東部でマグニチュードに
換算すると5.1と推定される揺れが観測されたということです。気象庁は現在、
地震の波形とは異なる可能性があるとみて詳しく分析しています。
気象庁によりますと、日本時間の午前10時29分、北朝鮮北東部付近で揺れが
観測されました。この揺れはマグニチュードに換算すると5.1と推定されるということです。気象庁は現在、この揺れが地震の波形とは異なる可能性があるとみて詳しく分析しています。
>>53159948
What
>>53159948
>Magnitude 5.1 'earthquake' detected near North Korean nuclear test site
>""""""earthquake""""""
>>53159948
マジだ
今NHKでやってるわ
人生オワタ＼(^o^)/
>>53160052
Tv says
earthquake wave shows maybe unusual other than natural ones
Best Korea testing out their nukes
ロシアにだいぶ近いところだね
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53153939
>mfw i tried to do kancho with a friend.
>mfw plan fails and i end up breaking my fingers
>mfw friend got mad at me and won't talk to me anymore
>mfw
>>53160310
Sorry, but………wwwwwwwwwwww
How are you lads going to spend your last few days before you get conscripted to fight in World War 3?
I'm probably gonna watch anime and eat fast food.
>>53160415
Worst thing is that i'm ハーフ and I can barely speak Japanese because i've been living here all my fucking life. ;~;
>>53159792
I wanted to say
>Here I tried to use as much difficult grammar as I could.
This got simplified to
>Here I tried to use a lot of difficult grammar
which got simplified to
>Here I tried to often use difficult grammar.
According to my textbook, よく means "often", though it didn't provide any examples of how the word is used, so I assumed it would work there. Does it not function there grammatically? Or does it just sound weird? (In any case, たくさん is probably a lot closer to what I intended.)
>>53160310
Dude, you did go pretty hard huh.
>>53160500
俺もハーフやで?
>>53160500
>ハーフ
NEWハーフかなw
>>53160310
Those Japanese kids, man, they have impeccable aim.
>>53160570
Yup.
>>53160577
>>53160592
Sorry, I can't really read much. (I'm barely studying hiragana and some other shit).
>>53160570
Yup, it hurt af.
>>53160642
I still don't know how they can have that aim skill.
>>53160846
>We have tested deadly weapon
>We will kill amelican dogs with it
>>53160846
>>53160846
game over, man
game over
>>53160846
Implementing programs.
>>53160846
MOM THE KOREANS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL
>>53160846
...
>>53160899
EVEN NOW THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU.
>>53160933
help
cyka blyat
deactivate bomb pls
>>53161122
That doesn't make much sense.
The Americans who will be sent over to fight in North Korea will be the ones banging all the qt Korean girls.
>>53160846
A big quake detected near North Korea's nuclear testing ground.
I guessed they ended up with failure.
>>53161259
place
>>53160553
I see
in that context よく is weird, or it might doesn't make sense. cause it's a customary/usual frequency expression
(sorry my English is not good so I can't write what I want to say.)
ここでは難しい文法をたくさん使ってみました。is better, after all :-)
Here: ここでは
tried to use:使ってみました
テスト頑張ってください do your best on the test
What would you do in this scenario?
http://strawpoll.me/6462506
Reminder
>>53161528
ありがとうございます!
>>53161579
I voted for divorce.
>>53160846
Will they declare end of the world?
>>53158291
You can't really talk, when 10 North Africans molest you at the main station
>>53161761
There are over 50 votes now (I posted this in several places) and that is the most popular selection by far with 40%.
Congratulations you're normal.
みんな、緊張してるのか?
>>53162042
なんにも緊張してないよ。
Stream of Korean tv doing the press release
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dprk-tv
Anyone speak Korean?
They tested a hydrogen bomb.
>>53162072
かっけええww
>>53161224
>will never do this with any girl
I knew praise can't be criticism in America but I doubt it's true because criticism as praise is similar to irony.
>>53162206
What
>>53162206
イミフw
>>53162236
理解して
>>53162206
Write this in Japanese please and have someone translate.
>>53162280
はい、了解します!
>>53162280
これでも理解しろ (チンコを握る
>>53162316
アメリカじゃ賞賛は非難になり得ないって話を読んだけど本当なの?非難としての賞賛は皮肉の一種では?
I'm scared
サンクチュアリの人々に食料を提供しろって言われてんだけどスイカ以外になんもないじゃん
>>53162415
Ok, could someone translate?
>>53162449
Everything is going to be okay, anon.
>>53162449
Shh babe it's ok I'll hold you and protect you and give you kisses to make you feel at ease.
>>53162206
>>53162415
"A good upbringing consists in hiding how highly we think of ourselves, and how little we think of others" -Mark Twain
So yeah, we can be nice to people on the outside, but deep inside still think we're better than them.
>>53162477
S-sorry, I didn't understand that even in Japanese.
>>53154085
Anyone?
Do you guys think you'll be in a major blast zone and suffer a painless death, or do you think it'll take weeks for the radiation to turn your insides into goop?
>>53162536
Not when Obama is my president
:^)
>>53154085
>>53162524
literature
>>53162524
Bungaku?
Literature?
>>53162593
But it's all literature, 文学 is just considered a genre. Does it mean like pretentious stuff (偉そう)?
>>53162536
I prefer a painless death.
>>53162415
I've read that praise cannot be considered as criticism in America, but is that true?
Isn't using criticism as praise a kind of sarcasm?
>>53162641
love stories, historical novels, comedy, (and others) are not literature exactly
they are entertainment novels
>>53162641
You didn't post the context.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bungakuza ?
gib me netuyo qt.
友人は「くでたま」という可愛いことを紹介した
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA5Zpt5FrmQ
(´･ω･`)心を温める
ダジャレ不意討ちで大声に笑ってしまったw
>>53162778
I did post the context, it's a list of genres on a search engine.
>>53162802
な、なんだこれ
ゆるい
>>53162802
美味しそう
タバコを包む黒いやつってなんという、どんな機能を持つものですか
>>53162989
黒いやつ?
>>53162989
詳しくは、唇に挟む部分だけがはみ出るようなもの
それで包んだまま吸う
>>53162748
I'm not sure I understand entirely what is being discussed, but
An example of praise as criticism:
>His dedication to not listening to what people are telling him is truly commendable.
An example of criticism as praise:
>If I had any complaint about this movie, it would be the fact that it has to end.
3Dsickness at the Sanctuary. where is food
why those fucking village people don't work
>>53163262
I have not worked long time.
>>53163262
>village people
>don't work
Pick one
>>53163262
you have to assign them to the plants
just open the workshop mode, select a settler, press E and select a plant
he will now garden the plants (like 5)
>>53163391
https://youtu.be/zTbjLOem2Qg
タバコといえば
40年来タバコを吸うお母さんは今年の抱負としてタバコをやめるつもり!
やっとっ
>>53153939
クソブスの画像貼るなゴミ
>>53163477
よかったねー
応援してあげてね
>>53163451
怖いwww
>>53163477
おーすごい
>>53162641
>Does it mean like pretentious stuff (偉そう)?
Yes. Japanese literature roughly consists of two genres: 純文学("pure" literature) and 大衆小説(pulp novels)
文学 implies 純文学, and sometimes 文学 means 純文学 itself.
>>53163711
Thanks. I assume 大衆小説 basically means light novel type stuff right? Over here we call that "young adult novels".
やっぱり説明が下手くそようですみませんかった
比較で言えば、かまぼこみたいなタバコの容器だけど、穴が一つしかない
その穴からは唇に挟むタバコの部分
>>53163444
Danke m8, I made it!
but they seem to need more foods
I'm feeling dizzy so going to take a short rest…
>>53163444
Huh, I was wondering what the context for his post was
>>53164071
Mutfruits produce 1 food btw
other plants only give you 0.5
>>53164113
Sanctuary is the name of the first settlement in Fallout 4
I was playing the game when he posted it lel
>>53163986
電子タバコのことか
今新幹線に乗っています。心地よくて贅沢感がする列車です。
コーヒーを飲みながらおならを透かしていてそれっぽいのです。
>>53164216
I'm familiar with the game desu, I just didn't connect it to Fallout
Waiting for that delicious DLC, even if it'll never beat Dead Money.
>>53164256
じゃなくて、本物のタバコが一本入ってたと思う
天皇陛下が御放屁あそばされました。
>>53163778
大衆小説 is a very large classification. It includes light novels, mysterious novels, histrical novels, SF, romance novels and so on.
kek
>>5316433
井伏氏は、濃い霧の底、岩に腰をおろし、ゆっくり煙草を吸いな
がら、放屁なされた。
>>53163778
No, 大衆小説 also includes good authors like Uchiyama Hisashi, Ryotaro Shiba, Kirino Natsuo, Iwato Kojiro, popular literature stuff, not just chick-lit and kids stuff.
>>53164331
これで本物の日本人が何人いるかわかる
そういうことを言っちゃったら日本人が激昂するぞ
侮辱はやめたほうがいい
>>53164408
逆です
火が付いているところが見えない
>>53164071
You should probably up the fov if you are getting dizzy
>>53164419
太宰だっけ?
>>53164429
まゆゆ、すごい詳しい
>>53164478
これか
>>53164457
people are waving the bloody sanitary napkins.
>>53164640
そのジョークはあんまり楽しくないと思うの………
>>53164640
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>53164666
>>53164714
just kidding.
>>53164640
>confirmed for never having seen a bloody sanitary napkin
>>53164603
違う
どうせ説明はろくにできんからいい加減になさい
日本語ワイーーー!!!
イメージだけど俺妹とかみたいなのがラノベ?(アニメによくなるやつ?)
村上春樹とか東野圭吾が大衆小説?
>>53164768
生々しいというか生理ネタは下品と思われるぞ
>>53164861
>生々しいというか生理ネタは下品と思われるぞ
it was just mad joke. i was just pretending to be a right wing.
>>53164984
あなたは女の子?男の子?
いずれにせよ生理ネタはすごい気持ち悪い
>>53164768
I know. I was just kidding too.
>>53164785
what's a bloody sanitary napkin? is pollution really that bad in asia?
買うしかない
外国語に由来する読みの漢字が面白い
雷鳥(サンダーバード)
合格(パス)
包丁(ナイフ)
どこで初めて見たのかおぼえていないけどクリエイティブだと思う
>>53165183
一方通行(アクセラレータ)
>>53165224
足で踏んで車を動かすものですか?
>>53165037
>あなたは女の子?男の子?いずれにせよ生理ネタはすごい気持ち悪い
i know you are a pretty girl. but i'm not a handsome boy.
>>53165061
yes, we don't have to argue here.
how can i have a lovely and submissive japanese girlfriend? by the way.
>>53165271
Weren't you gay a few weeks ago?
>>53165161
オタク向こう漫画かよw
>>53165287
I am gay but I want a gf
>>53165287
>>53165313
Mentally Ill*
>>53165313
Sorry that was really homonormative of me
Not all straight men like women and not all gay men like men.
>>53165313
>gay
>want a gf
are you a girl?
>>53165287 he likes you. >>53165313
>>53165271
>submissive
what a old stereotype
and submissive women are boring
>>53165352
I don't understand what the quoting means here to be frank
Do I like the Australian/kiwi or does he like me
>>53165313
Are you a "bloke" m8
>>53165381
we are in love
>>53165440
yes
http://hailtosatansvictory666.angelfire.com/joyofsatan/aum.html
Given the corruption of spiritual knowledge, a blatant example is how the Sanskrit 'AUM' is being corrupted into 'OHM' in many popular mainstream books and sources. It is supposed to be pronounced 'AHH - UUUUU - MMMM' NOT 'OHHH - MM'! The 'OHM' is a deliberate corruption so that the word no longer has any spiritual power.
これってカタカナで言うとアウンかアウムどう発音すればいいの?
>>53165379
honestly, i had a japanese girlfriend. but she was a japanese-american girl. she was nice and charm. but we had to break up...
>>53165381
just ignore my unfunny words.
>I don't understand what the quoting means here to be frank Do I like the Australian/kiwi or does he like me
>>53165456
>>53165456
Me and you are in love? But I'm secretly in love with the Korean not you!
>>53165598
But you can't love Korean...
That's forbidden love
>>53165598
>But I'm secretly in love with the Korean
If he is an Amerifat in Korea, what do?
>>53165598
>>53165651
you two are really in love. so i just give up...
>>53165708
bigger dick at least
いい国だなあ
>>53165749
But but
I'm trying to say I'm really in love with you
Fucking Baka!
自己解決したわ まあ阿吽だろうとは思っていたが
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE_92mNQ1ho
なんで外人てンをMて書くんだ?
普通にNって書けばいいじゃん
ナチュラルに頭悪いのか?
クリスチャンに洗脳されたのか?
>>53165161
ヤリマンはいい
セックスなんて大したことないのにヤリマンひどい扱いされてる
>>53165834
オマンコを利用して男を操縦するならまだしも
ちょっと頭が弱くて(世間に洗脳されていなくて)
自分をいじめない人にならデブだろうがハゲだろうが誰にでもやらせてくれるヤリマンは聖女にしか見えないよな
>>53165825
N とM の違いが聞けないほうがあれだと思いますが
>>53164409
I've never heard of the 2 meaning. I can't even understand why it means masturbation.
>>53165183
意味そのままを漢字にするって中国っぽい
当て字は日本人独特の感性だと思う
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOQN8CrVdE
>>53166085
何を?
日本語にもあるよ
うまとうなを発音してみw
超級市場
