The gf edition
cara
crayon pop
some cat outside keeps meowing
SHUT UP CUNTTTTT
>>53077192
based pagan shias
literally all violent islam comes from sunnis
>waiting for the 'rents to go to sleep so I can wank
>their light doesn't turn off til midnight
>often have work tomorrow and the wank takes 30 minutes
ugh
>>53077192
Isn't Yeman making a mug out of Saudi at the moment?
Moving to Sheffield lads, is it filled with pakis?
>tfw so tired but can't sleep cause out of the house at 1 for 2 hours
fugg
>>53077320
depends, 90% of it isn't but they are entrenched in some areas
>>53077355
where you off?
>>53077377
dentist to sort out a crown
>>53077301
a few years ago, i decided that i hated people who called their parents, "'rents"
therefore, fuck you
had a weird trippy nap
wish I could go to sleep but I'm too busy passively panicking and procrastinating all the coursework I should have done over the holidays
>>53077253
meooow
>>53077259
you are very wrong
>>53077490
over 98% of violent islam is of the sunni branch then
Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. LOL idiots! They could have downloaded it for free!
>>53077490
Yousaf
>>53077519
>t. shia paki
>>53077530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUq1rZ7mmns
is this not the real /brit/ or something?
it's too slow
>>53077530
hahaha very good G rated banter lad
>>53077571
>t. sunni englishman
>watching walking dead
>have to have it really loud because their hard to understand mumbling yank accents
>>53077582
all the students/neets still asleep, all normies at work
>>53077530
Lol Microsoft scrambling to own relevant products since they are nonfactors in the Mobil market and people are moving away from desktops
Google is basically strangling their future
>>53077609
Both wrong lad
bit tired, might take 40
was in china town and these true blue aussie battlers started an "aussie aussie aussie" and then these revolting fucking seppo cunts attempted a limp wristed "usa! usa! usa" so i shouted "fuck off you seppo dogs" when i was with my mates ahahaha
Maisie
>>53077702
why were they chanting that la?
>>53077731
just drunk hey
>>53077739
oh ye fair crack thought it might have been to do with that vigil in china town in memecity tonight nvm
use this one later lads, there's another bread
>>53068825
>>53068825
>>53077708
>geektastic
fucking kill me
me:
>middle class
>academic
>conservative
>live in a well to do area
>prefer old and classical music
>fussy eater
>ambitious
>cynical
most of my mates:
>manual labourers
>underachievers
>apolitical, some are quite left leaning
>regularly take drugs
>prefer house music and rap
>adventurous eaters
>creative
>passionate
not even sure what I've got in common with them or why they still like me haha
>>53077924
>manual labourers
>apolitical, some are quite left leaning
doesnt add up mate
>>53077924
this is me
>>53077924
>fussy eater
Fuck off, kid
re watching National Treasure for the third time this week hahaha what am i like?
>>53077924
opposites attract
>fussy eater
CUNT
chair is fucked
>>53078076
Fuck off herts
UNI lol
>>53077924
>>middle class
what resources do you have that means you don't need to work?
When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel
elo'
even einstein made huge mistakes
>>53078774
Try opening your eyes mate
Thank me later
>W-wat u lookin at
me m8 ricky c took dis foto of me haha what a messer
>>53078813
his nephew or cousin spooked me out on the phone when he kept saying one word answers to his maaaam
>>53078863
>tfw no Wrestlemania
>>53077924
in Merica' we call you a spoiled only child :o)
>>53079018
FOY
>>53077211
Me on the left
>>53077240
good post
why's /brit/ ded reeeeeeee
>>53079117
everyone is at work
>>53077924
>fussy eater
Kill yourself
>>53078970
he's absolutely lost it lad
think he's finally done his nut in
>>53079115
raaaaaoooooooooo
Alright lads, Poleaboo has to go to the job centre in 3 hours, gotta apply to some jobs and finish that online training thing
Had a tough time getting to sleep last night, after the realisation that it was the Polish girl who got him fired from both jobs yet he is the only one facing legal action for "stalking" made him mad
who else /NEET/ here?
>>53079132
ebin
How did the NYE meet up go lads?
>>53079170
Please stop talking in third person
a lot of attractive people about these days :'(
>>53079220
Swimmingly
>>53079164
he really has
the face spazzing thing is proper disturbing
you the lad he keeps banning in his chat?
>>53079228
done a sore snort out my nose at this image
about to cook an oven pizza
Genuinely wish all JF fucked off for good. You don't fit in here, go to your own country's general, you're not wanted here.
Did a go up the skytree
#Stryghtyphs get it trending lads
Ta
>>53079254
Yeah, kinda feel sorry for him. Just streaming day in and day out. Talking to a dead dog.
nah, no point in talking to him
>>53079221
>Hand yourself into the po-po
>>53079220
It didn't, it was a prank
>>53079254
>google this
>it's some cunt playing video games
>people watch this crap
pffffttttt
Map of london lads
>At one stage, former England footballer Paul Gascoigne arrived at the crime scene, wearing a dressing-gown, claiming to know Moat and promising him "chicken and lager" if he gave himself up, but he was denied access to the fugitive
Morning lids
>>53079276
bit rude
>>53079297
not to mention drinking and smoking at least 50 a day
seems like he's started a youtube channel now too of uploads of all his streams
just watch the start of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yOJI3LbgRE
its funny but this guy seriously needs some help from the NHS
What are the last 3 books you've read?
The Dubliners - James Joyce
The story of The Streets - Mike Skinner
1984 - George Orwell
For me.
>>53079371
lol fuck off nerd
>>53079371
>1984
>>53079371
>The story of The Streets - Mike Skinner
my nig
read this twice is was so good
>>53079371
Beyond Good and Evil - Neitzsche
Does it Matter? - Alan Watts
Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth - Bucky Fuller
>>53079412
Is it serious?
>>53079371
I hate Dublin
>>53079371
The road (ok)
old mans war (very good 2bh)
war of the worlds (good that)
Willy is erect
>>53079435
HAET IT
hey guys my ancestry is like 90% British, can I be an honorary brit?
>>53079355
jesus what a wreck.
but kek on the description of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqLUVmGK1s
League continues with my gk sam all girls are welcome dont be shy regards newport county manager and gk sam
>>53079448
fuck off yank
>>53079371
>The Dubliners
@53079448
FOY
>>53079448
FOY
>>53079448
FOY
http://imgur.com/a/ihDCg
me
>>53079056
CL
C O N V I C T S L E A V E
Want these cunts to reply back to my job applications SmH
>>53079466
COLD OUT
>>53079496
FOY
Waheeey
>tfw you recognise the cock in pov porn
look at the time! blimey! crikey! it's SLAG-O-CLOCK waheeeeyyy
Thanks for the free money, wagecucks, this is sooooo difficult
t. Poleaboo
>>53079457
kek
theres another one which is
>Listening to music tapes in our helicopter having a mgs party all facebook girls are welcome regards solid snake and dd sam
i like the 1 (one) second video of him filming a nivea advert while saying 'AWWWH THERE SHE IS'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqmoOKCP8Y4
>>53079495
completely lost my appetite now
fuck's sake
>>53079514
IRISH FAMINE
>>53079545
all my keks holy shit
>>53077924
>apolitical, some are quite left leaning
that's not apolitical, people can be political even while knowing fuck all about it
>>53079566
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
>>53079495
http://i.imgur.com/vlfq9Vs.jpg
l-lewd
>>53079537
>>53079371
John le carre biography
the first man - albert camus
foundation series - isaac asimov
>>53079566
6TH TIME DIS WEEK
>>53079576
FOY
Dormer out.
Irish weather
>>53079576
None
WAHEYYYYYYYYYY
>>53079603
hey there delilah
>>53079495
>>53079582
I don't understand is this MtF or FtM?
ITT: schoolchildren
alri (sorry for bad english)
>>53079630
you a bloody idiot?
you can't just grow a penis, but you can slice one off
@53079576
FOY
>>53079640
Didn't schools go back today
*wistful sigh*
>>53079629
What's it like in New York City?
>>53079625
Tis sunny but cool today.
@53079622
why's that family
>>53079675
Hope he doesn't get a copyright strike
>>53079676
sun's out though
>>53079647
are you?
>>53079659
I dunno, but uni kids also count as schoolchildren
Good content
Poor presentation
>>53079663
How do trannies not kill themselves over the fact that they will never be a woman and will always look fucking ugly.
>>53079675
cold out (irish weather)
>>53079589
only lad in here with a watch
>>53079725
me on the left
Which one of you tried to prank Nigel by loosening up all his wheel nuts?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382294/Nigel-Farage-s-car-wheels-sabotaged-assassination-attempt-Ukip-leader-lost-control-Volvo-wheel-fell-motorway-police-confirm-foul-play.html
in a dangerous state of mind
suicide is on the cards
>>53079725
slags like that are only decent for a one night stand
not even fuck buddy worthy
>>53079755
CAN'T BARRAGE
>>53079750
FOY
Having a Polish gf is just a shit version of having a German gf
>>53079622
why
>>53079771
They wouldn't go home with you anyway, they get paid to stand around looking like slags
>I know you'll get a gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I agree with the lad, no point in trying
>>53079781
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53079807
Autism
>>53079791
Underage
>>53079771
is any slag 'buddy' worthy?
Doing my first poo of 2016 lads
Ask me anything
>>53079750
FOY
>>53079827
nah, i'm 23 pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtfHk2hSlqA
Just had a really underwhelming lunch
>>53079857
>4 days in
>>53079840
Ur mum
question:
>was /brit/ abnormal until the normies from /sp/ came here as refugees?
or
>was /brit/ normal until the autists from /r9k/ and /pol/ came here as immigrants?
Just had my first poo of 2016
>>53079890
don't like this gimmick
>>53079857
You need to eat more fibre m8
Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York city
>>53079807
what is this
>>53079888
Neither, we didn't have fighting about stupid shit like that back in the day
Our memes were much more high brow, such as "Danny pls" and "detector detected"
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
>>53079913
Cold as monkey's in February, bit dirty and overcrowded but alri overall
>>53079913
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty......
...........Yes you do
>>53079890
People often ask how often one poops, but never how often they fart. Why is this?
YOUTUBE IS DOWN
>>53079971
FOY
>>53079915
It's what the JobCentre is making Poleaboo do to get his bennies
>>53079888
it has always been a mix desu, but the normie hate is fairly recent. Before about a year ago there was no REE NORMIES OUT shit, you'd get an occasional 'nice blog cunt' or something
>>53079971
FOY
>>53079952
don't forget they're always fucking warm
they're like fleshy soft pillows sometimes
Dog is asleep taking up the entire lower half of my bed and I have to curl my legs up Smh
>>53079954
His twitter is a very upsetting read
he has the depression
>>53079971
farts are unimportant like yanks
>>53079971
*PPPPppppppppftftffttffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt*
>oh sorry la
>>53079980
nvm it's back
>>53079980
4 u
>>53079913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes
On boards.ie
>>53080010
>>53079997
Mine's got poor circulation so she's always cold
>>53080014
ill knock your fuckin ead off if u do something like that again lad
reee
>>53079954
He looks so Irish, like a fat Wayne Rooney.
>>53080049
It's probably his elderly mum taking these photos b t w
Update: dog got distracted by some noise and got out of my bed for a minute so I could stretch my legs before he got back on
>>53080091
>>53080107
>getting cucked out of your own bed by a dog
>>53080049
>>53080112
Is he hung?
>>53080126
I know it's terrible desu
>>53080106
>>53080106
Probably used a timer lad
>get asked if I want to see Hateful Eight
>tell them I've already seen it and it wasn't that good
>get a look of utter disbelief and disgust
Haha normies - what are they like?
need a job to distract me from inevitable annihilation
>>53079947
>back in the day
>detector detected
>>53080156
>Haha normies - what are they like?
Like you
>>53080107
>letting your pets in your bed
sub-human
>>53080126
>not having a dog to get comfy and shitpost with
@53080171
She's a right cunt in that interview
>>53080154
for the photos out and about in new york you think he has a camera set on a tripod?
>>53080151
his mum and dad then
>>53080171
Literally was one of the first /brit/ memes you plonker
Happened in the first few days
>>53080171
cara is ugly
>>53080183
>Pringles still there
la..
>>53080208
ye ok
>>53080209
ching chong
doing a rubiks cube lads
>>53080088
>>53080183
>full-time mummy
>>53080236
fuck off henk you gay clog wearing cunt
when do you think it occurred then
>>53080271
i still remember it too well so not that early
>>53080264
>trash
Fuck off yank.
However I do agree, only plebs have 'full-time mummy' as their job on fb.
>>53080196
Was talking about the kitchen but otherwise I'm sure it was her
>>53080233
literally the same picture la
>>53080253
>muhh secret club XD
fuck off
got a NASTY COUGH LADS
>>53080278
it started quite early but probably went on for a while/kept getting bought back up
>>53080305
must be cold out
Anyone remember Sir Dumfries? God what a cunt he was
>>53080320
irish weather
>>53080236
honestly suprised me and that lad posted on the same second
>>53080264
>graduated from school of hard knocks
>graduated from school of life
why do brits have pink willies but yanks have darker willies than their skintone
>>53080321
Remember Craven?
@53080286
>reddit users telling anyone to fuck off
is 1am too late to message a girl on tinder?
she messaged me first btw
You guys cannot stop the Americanization of Great Britain. Embrace it, don't resist it
>>53080374
1/16th cherokee blood
>>53080374
Yanks aren't white
>>53080374
brits are white
>>53080374
That's a good point actually, I dunno.
>53080286
Twice now you've said that today you insufferable twat
>>53080407
FIY
Can someone make me a picture of Lisicki holding one of those feminism activism signs but it says, "I need a jacket because it's cold out".
Could you double underline "cold out" too.
Thanks.
>>53080374
how do you know what color our wieners are
>>53080407
>>53080430
>>53080383
>muhh secret club XD
fuck off
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35222326 just back from the police station
>>53080455
doing a look
>>53080455
FOY
>>53080440
Is there an imgur album or something where I can find all the hilarious lisicki pics?
>>53080336
bully hivemind
>>53080375
Who is this?
