How can I become more Australian?
>>52977706
Take 70 black cocks up the ass ASAP
>>52977706
Live in a country that has both free healthcare and isn't overrun by mudslimes. That's about as Australian as it gets.
>>52977726
lose my shit immediately
thanks nz
NEVER EVER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Take all of your guns at once and
Explode 'em to space
>>52977777
Check'd
I guess I have no choice
>>52977777
chekd and kekd
Insert cock in a dropbear and lick vegemite from its asshole.
>>52977706
Ditch your internet provider and use your mobile phone as a wifi hotspot to simulate Australian internet and datacaps
>>52977745
>Implying Sydney isn't a mini middle east
>>52977844
>sydney/melbourne/brisbane
>relevant
>>52977865
Those 3 cities alone make up almost 50% of the countries population.
>>52977706
give hardworking kiwis like me your jobs
What happens here?
>australian public elects abbott
>australian elites decide they want someone else
>just kick abbott out and replace him with their own handpicked person without having to consult the public at all
what kind of government is that
>>52977915
bogans and junkies galore
stay away
>>52977915
They built a castle recently
Suck British dicks
>>52977942
If this is true then I am Mr Australia himself
>>52977706
Get elected prime minister then get thrown out by your own party.
>>52977933
>america
>criticizing anyone elses government
plz. your government is a clown show, people vote for personalities some cocksucker broadcast channel peddles, no actual politics go on. It's all just a big celebrity jerk off. Lul Trump 2016 Jeb! xD
>>52977706
make more shitposts like that one
>>52977915
>when some newcastle cunt comes down to sydney and expects me to know anything about that place
What is wrong with them?
>>52977951
Could the party not handle Tone's banter?
>>52977933
Well in New Orleans the liberal mayor just said "we're gonna take down these Confederate monuments" after the whole Charleston thing, even though Lee circle is a well-known part of Louisiana history and is a local landmark. The district representatives get to vote, but not the people, which is really shitty. So basically the US is not better.
What happens here??
Be insular as fuck and have no self awareness
>>52978002
>adelaide
kek, literally nothing. avoid
The suburbs I recommend visiting are:
>Frankston
>Wadonga
>Woolongong
>Blacktown
>Redfern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN1IwlbussE
Australians are nature's clowns
>>52977745
>free
>>52978025
good list
>>52978025
Well now I know which places to avoid
>>52977933
we elect the party not the PM
>>52977745
>"""free"""
fuck off cuck, glad to see you have a bulk billing GP that isn't third world near you.
>>52978075
>avoiding the places where you can hook up with teenage girls for 2-3 bottles of bundy
>>52978051
muhammad plz. what's wrong with a man whose been through thick and thin and came within inches of death passionately telling his story?
>>52978025
>>Redfern
you joke about redfern but it's become so gentrified that all he'll encounter are cheap thai food places and expensive, hipster cafes
>>52978079
But I thought all country's government systems worked like ours! Are you trying to say this isn't true? Don't bullshit me.
>>52978090
I'd first have to spend $1000 on a plane ticket. I border a country that I could do that for a lot less than 2-3 bottles of anything.
>>52978120
it's free to swim here and getting an online visa is like $20 you cheap cunt, just take a paddle out into the pacific and avoid that giant turd shaped island name nz
>>52978099
Really? Whenever I take the train and it stops at Redfern station I hold onto my bag just a little bit tighter. There's always a bunch of abo traddies there.
why did you fucks have to settle australia and not greenland
who the fuck wants to live in a fucking hot desert full of deadly insects besides muslims
>>52978171
>Whenever I take the train and it stops at Redfern station I hold onto my bag just a little bit tighter.
hahahahahaha what the fuck are you actually kidding me? the majority of people who catch the train are art students from usyd. how can you be such a mouse? literally lmao'ing at you, you frail old woman
>>52978155
check'd and kek'd
>>52978155
A VISA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
??????
Why do I need a cucking visa to visit.
Arlight you wanna be more Aussie?
Put on your party hat because you're about to learn how to chew pingaz with the best of them
>1. Don't worry about things
Things are shit and fleeting do you really need to waste your time on that?
>2. Binge drinking is a way of life
You should vomit once a week minimum for top health and any doctor will tell you this is the truth
>3. Half ass everything you do
I'm not joking, definitely figure out how to do your job in a way that requires pretty much no effort but here's the catch, you still are better at your job than anyone else.
>4. The police are your friends
You can get away with anything I'm not joking
>5. Boats
Stop em
>6. Be poor but have millionaire friends
The class divide is much less existent here in day to day life,
>7. Look good and get laid
Every Aussie looks fucking amazing 24/7, literally bastions of masculinity who get laid all the fucking time
>8. the beach
Come on down, its time for a sausage in bread and a swim, damo bought his boogie board
What's the best way to get a bogan gf? I can't find any on interpals.
>>52978216
>not wanting an abbo gf
you're trash
>>52978194
why do I need a credit card to visit australia?
>>52978205
>1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8
thanks buzzfeed
>5
good lad
>>52977933
That's how all parliaments work.
The people elect the members of the party into office and the leader of the party which wins becomes the PM.
Pretty dumb, but we're not much better.
Our Head of State should be like 3 guys, none of whom could come from the same party.
>>52978233
So that you can sign your own card with a fake name and claim fraudulent charges for everything you purchased?
>>52977915
Fuck all happens there, and thats the way I like it.
>>52978216
>go to a sporting event
>ask a random girl something stupid in your american accent
>have a smelly dick the next day
>>52978205
this applies to NZ as well
>>52977815
>Ditch your internet provider and use your mobile phone as a wifi hotspot
I already do this because im poor.
does australian internet randomly just disconnect and you have to wait around 3 mins for it to go back up too?
What happens here?
>>52978273
literally perfect desu
although maybe not, tits look a little small
>>52978314
only for ruralfags and poorfags
>>52978316
wait is that actually part of australia? kek I never even knew
>>52978354
no, it's not. dumb cunt.
>>52978273
Aussie chicks like Yankee accents? I've never heard that before in my life.
>>52978354
>wait is that actually part of australia? kek I never even knew
>>52978366
He's yankin ya chain
>>52978354
Literally every abo/islander there is employed by the government to stop drugs from SEA getting in through there.
Thank god based fucking papuans eat muslims and other refugees or they'd just go through papua and swim across to reach the main land
>>52978316
Cannibalism, cargo worship.
>>52978365
>>52978372
>>52978375
bruh I don't have a masters degree in geography xD
>>52978354
It wants to be, but Australia is being tsundere
>>52978399
*nigguh laugh / cry face* x 7
>>52978399
>he needs an advanced degree to determine where his country's borders are
>>52978366
I work in an area that has a lot(relatively) of foreigners, especially Americans. The American guys all do a lot better than the American women though.
>>52978375
I thought they stopped doing this minus a few small tribes deep in the fuckin jungle
>>52978314
I literally had a telstra sysadmin pleading with me with nonconforming replies to not visit porn sites on my mobile internet yesterday night
What the fuck do you think I did in response?
>>52978417
shut up fag, I bet you can't draw a detailed map of your us-canada borderline.
>>52978425
P I N E G A P
D A R W I N
>>52978425
What the fucj are americans even doing there desu
>>52978427
most of the population is still savage, there's always stories every week of dumbass women going over there for charity then getting beaten, macheted to death and eaten
>>52978458
They're the ones that came after 2008, only dude I know that went back to the states was a guy that couldn't get a loan here and worked in a pub despite having college degrees.
>>52977915
Was there with family for chrissy desu nice place, bitches are pre good, not the best tho
>>52978508
What are they like? Are they shitty Americans or are they alright
>>52978051
The way his wife smiles is very cute and telling, seems like a top joker and a happy couple
>>52978546
they're alright, women are cunts though
>>52977946
I'm disappointed
>>52978988
I'm so sorry France
