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Whats up
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I wish I bought waffles.
good moaning
>>52975359
>>52978563
Most of the moaning I do is bad 2bh.
Sup niggers
>>52978581
>dat comic
made me chuckle, thx m8
Could South Africa 2.0 post too?
Guy
BUMP
kanker taal
>>52982130
yeah but only if you live in the south
Why dont you just make a black thread
>>52982539
ewwww
>>52984499
t.insecure black
>>52984589
racist shit
>>52984625
How am i insecure? Barely any africans post in this thread
>>52984663
this is african thread. we have people of all colors here.
why dont you make a hoodrat thread? for you and the rest of the hoodrats? why try and come here and apropriate what isnt yours?
>>52984801
Hm?
Why is it so dead?
>>52985434
nairaland is stealing all our nigerians.
go post an add there. i cant becuse i am white and they dont trust us.
>>52985530
should i try posting in nairaland
>>52985568
please do.
Hey guys
sup somalia?
Hey
>>52987715
You ok?
>>52987749
Yeah, I went to an arcade today
>>52986956
You know it!
>>52987219
Hello
>>52987813
That's nice
>>52987836
You are Somali?
>>52975359
I wish I was Djiboutian and not Somalilander :'(
>>52987902
That's nice
>>52985530
Someone should go to Nairaland and get them all to come on here
OP can you read that Ethiopian fantasy script?
God, volk, vaderland.
>>52988063
Why? So they can deal with neck beard racism?
>>52988133
Go away Jamal
Is awb just a fun meme or The ideal of afrikaanz dreams?
>>52988175
What? I did not say anything untrue
>>52988175
what's the bet that you're so white that you get sunburnt in just 1 second
>>52988183
bad bad meme. those people are beyond dumb.
and i am a right leaning afrikaaner.
>>52988575
Do you feel a closer connection to the Netherlands or Britain?
>>52988194
all africans are welcome here.
>>52988648
i feel no connection to europe. desu i think the british and the dutch are degenerate.
They dont respect their elders. They ridicule religious people. They have absolutely no idea what hardship really is.
>>52988938
> the dutch are degenerate.
Can't argue with that, broeder.
Send help.
bump
>>52989852
Anyone know their names? :') pls
Hmmm what happening?
>>52990551
Why do you always say that? Do you suffer from schizophrenia?
>>52990667
it must be a usa thing.
the "man" is always after them
>>52991352
Do you mean Big Pharma?
Anyone been to Ethiopia recently?
>>52991901
Seconding
>>52991632
Do Ethiopians have camels and goats? Or aren't you nomadic like that?
>>52991352
How about South Africa? Are there camels and goats walking around the streets?
>>52991901
>>52991980
Sort of went there last summer (transit)... The stewardese in the Ethiopian airlanes place were just... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>52992116
airlines plane* ^^
>>52992057
Idk what you're on about man, I'm not Ethiopian in the slightest
>>52992057
in small towns you have goats chickens and cows in the streets.
>>52992116
>>52992153
>Ethiopian women were hnnnnngg
You should have just said "Ethiopian stewardess", I would have gotten the rest
>>52992244
:( this is embarrassing
>>52992526
there was an ethiopian jew here last time. he was from the usa. at the same time there was an australian who said he was etheopian. you were on here at the time.
t. super smart white guy
>>52992620
Yea I asked the Ethiopian Jewish guy some questions. also I thought the Australian OP (who is Ethiopian, he creates these threads) was still here. I think he is asleep. Most of have mistaken the aussie above for being the Ethiopian lel
>Ethiopians will never EVER participate in this general and teach the people of the world the word of Ge'ez
From time to time I think about visiting SA or Namibia. What's the best place to learn (or at least hear) Afrikaans?
Why is it only european and south american flags in here?
>>52993058
Don't lose hope. If an actual Somali from Somalia found their way to 4chan, then an Ethiopian can do the same. There are like 90 million people there
>>52993719
noice
>>52988067
The guy who makes these threads aint me. And no I can't read it :x
>>52992896
the guy who creates these threads says he is white. he also once said his family did live in ethiopia but are not ethiopians but i didnt want to pry.
>>52988938
>They dont respect their elders
Total lie m8
>>52993216
99% of south africqans are fluent in english.
>>52994033
>>52994079
Oh alright then
>>52994111
i am not your mate and iam not lying. also i am older than you so respect mah authoratah.
>>52994257
>Let me tell you about your country
>>52994217
Its not particularly hard to learn tho. They are just a string of syllables
>>52994079
I've never lived in Ethiopia, idk where you got that from
>>52994927
there is more than 1 australian on the internet i think.
>>52995094
Yeah I think so too
>>52994127
Thanks but, that's exactly what motivated my question.
>>52995478
www.unisa.com
enroll in an afrikaans first year course. it will cost you $40.
>>52995478
http://www.unisa.ac.za/default.html *
>>52995702
>>52995755
Thanks!
Alright I'm going to bed, you know the drill SA
>>52988063
But narialand is so ugly :(
Any Igbo bros?
>Bro-tier Ghanians are welcome to reply
>>52995478
Learn Dutch then go back around to Afrikaans
It is basically the difference between Brazilian and real Portuguese, but the Afrikaners aren't retarded niggers so they made their dialect an art
we had an african dude in parliament, can i be honorary african?
>>52995991
aww cute usa is trying to show his linguistic skills.
Nah whilst portuguese and mozambiquan and brazilian portuguese is 100% mutually intelligible the same cannot be said for afrikaans and dutch.
Due to the simplification of afrikaans during the 1920's "taal beweging" We have developed a much simpler form of dutch and standerdized it.
Therefore a dutch person would be more able to understand afrikaans than an afrikaans person understanding dutch.
In written form it is easier still for both. But to say afrikaans is the same as brazilean to portuguese is a lie.
>>52996191
we have loads of polish here.
they are just normal people, not plumbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZp-3DL6MhM
same reason we have 100's of thousands of italians and greeks here.
Who here can't speak their parent's language? I am pretty pathetic desu. They didn't teach me when I was young.
>>52996636
I can still understand mine. I just can't string a sentence together
wHAT HAPPENED IN HERE??
>>52996636
Same here. My parents didn't teach us Somali when me and my bros were kids because they wanted us to grow up as Danish kids (only spoke Danish at home and shit like that), and now they demand us to learn it...
>Go to Somaliland
>Can't speak the language, can only say small sentences like a retarded person
>Kids laugh at you
>Can't even speak to my beloved grandma
>>52996636
i can speak 5 of our languages here.
also passable in french dutch German and portuguese.
t white devil.
>>52996908
lol
thats sad man
>>52996636
Teach u what?
>>52996935
>>52996998
The worst part is my Kurdish best friend speaks his mother tongue fluently and still gets better grades in Danish than me
>>52997053
his language you dip
>>52997152
WHAT LANGUAGE? STUPID DUMB ASS
>>52996929
Nerd
>>52997181
Maybe use better grammar next-time?
>>52997245
You are a smart ass
>>52996636
Mine died so I was raised 100% Finnish.
>>52997304
Ethiopian doctor
>>52996929
Do you agree that Dutch is the most vile sounding language on the face of this Earth? Seriously, it's like a german trying to speak while he is throwing up.
no offence
>>52997341
Yep.
![69cd730608[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QEXg9RZ.jpg "69cd730608[1].jpg")
Will Nigerians overtake Australia as the #1 shitposters once they've established a presence here?
>>52997401
they do sound retarded yes.
even their accents are cringe worthy.
but dutch is our mother language so i will defend it. even if i dont wanna i will.
so here goes....
shut your whore mouth about dutch!
best.lanuage.ever.
>>52996415
Still assmad? I'm complimenting you, even if it sounds like an insult. Only South Africa has a monument to their true language.
>>52997552
I'll give Dutch one thing, the grammar looks straightforward.
>>52997401
>it's like a german trying to speak while he is throwing up
Why are Anglos so bad at identifying accents and such?
>its a nigger thread
sage
>>52997796
You could have just you know not enter the thread
>>52997787
Well it literally is. Dutch sounds like German but with heavier and more frequent use of that vomity sounding letter.
>>52997796
you're right where you belong
>>52997911
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrI2-bZ7wpc
>>52996908
Damn that sucks, I am lucky that Nigerians were taught English in school so atleast I can talk to my relatives.
>>52996834
This.
>>52997999
You are Nigerian?
>>52997990
if she lost ten pounds I'd make her my wife
But I would fuck the shit out of this chubby girl
>>52997534
>we will never see top tier intra-african banter wars take place on /int/
>>52998034
10% of niggers in America are immigrants, and 5% more are half-immigrants
we should close the borders
>>52998135
just give it 5 years or so
>>52998096
Nah, I'd bum her as she is now.
low self esteem from being ever so slightly chubby means no competition :)
>>52993921
STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY YOU FUCKING ECONOMIC MIGRANTS
>>52998135
I know right, it's a fucking crime.
>>52998229
why the fuck are 2 people holding a kalashnikov running from a lancer? Does he have drill III or some shit?
>>52998229
we have lots of germans in south africa :(
How do you get into sports? All my life I have never been interested in watching sports on television. Yea, I joined a basketball, volleyball and swimming team when I was young, but I have never truly enjoyed watching it on television. I can play sports, but watching it is boring af. How do you watch sports?
>>52998443
lancers scare the fuck out of infantry.
>>52998556
>How do you watch sports?
I don't
>>52998507
Good so South Africa will become soon New Germany
>>52998034
Yes, Igbo to be specific.
>>52998640
no. we are conservative and dont take shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kroondal
>>52996929
>Amor não tem raça
Consegue entender o que escrevi aqui, amigo sul-africano?
>>52998190
I thought you were gay anon?
>>52998802
You cant stop germans if they are going to invade your Country with over 50 Mio. People
>>52998900
It's not straight if you do anal.
>>52994399
>it's not particularly hard to learn
I'm Slavic and I tried putting those "strings" together
People say I've got a knack for languages, though I never put serious effort into any language ever...Semitic ones have to be my mortal wound
>>52999197
What do you find hard about it? Apart from some exceptions, the attachment for each vowel is consistent.
>>52999197
A completely new vocabulary
>>52999661
For: >>52999474
>>52984801
An Afrikaner unironically posted this
>>52997534
>u shoot a kenyan in the dark the bullet comes back and askes you for flashlight
Holy fuck my sides
>>53001597
africans hate african-americans
they make us look bad.
Hi guys
>>53001855
Who are you
>>53001855
hello bahama guy
>>52975359
Heyy
>>53002107
Hello what are you doing?
>>53001871
I'm but a humble aspiring Marine
>>53001966
Hello South Africa, I always wanted to visit
>>53002150
its nice friendly cheap and amazing here.
>>53001812
Lol.
Thing is African Americans have contributed a fuck ton to the world and led the way to many changes for blacks world wide and supported Africans in Africa and even if you take them out of the pic people have hundreds of other shit to be asses to Africans for and be racist for.
TL:DR they'd find some other reason to hate Africans matey.
>>52997534
I'm making an account on nairaland trying to get some nigerians here but I doubt it will work. I will probably get banned for shilling 4chan.
>>52984801
An African general is just as stupid as a Europe general or Asia general.
>>53001812
How do we make u look bad? We don't cause the problems that Africa has. When people think of Africa it's not our fault that the first things they thing of i poverty, crime, and disease.
>>53002343
it would be cool to get a nigerian or 2 here.
would be interesting.
>>53002372
so according to your logic we should make a ghana general and a benin general and a kenyan general etc?
no. you silly canadian. if you really cant see the difference then you should ask your paarents to explain. I am not going to.
I just want a cute igbo gf that looks like me (lightskin), how the fuck do I find one, their accents make me rock hard. Do I just ask my aunt to hook me up or something? When I visited Nigeria as a teen everyone considered me a 10/10 so I don't think I should have trouble landing a qt.
>i am igbo btw
>>53002395
wshh nigger.
world star
WORLD STAR!
>>53002749
Shes ugly
>>53002818
Get out of here with that SJW filth. Why the fuck are her eyes closed?
>>53002874
> SJW filth
wat?
>>53002858
screaming like monkeys when a pregnant woman gets beaten up. you truly are a despicable people.
>>53002967
No seriously why are her eyes closed?
>>53003006
not the other guy, but are you white, black, or colored? what's your native language?
>>53002749
Post a picture of your hand/arm. Let's see which one of us who can call themselves Prince Lightskin
>>53003089
i am south african
white and afrikaans
>>53003006
That's ok
>>53003492
Meh wrong image
>>53003628
Wanna see a pic of my beautiful East African aquiline nose?
>>53003646
they were a gang of robbers and rapists.
you american hoodrats come here and act like animals we will burn you alive
also please come visit.
>>53003729
yeah!
>>53004002
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fe_1310865020
You are funny
Wish there was an irc channel
>>53004059
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fe_1310865020
i live in south africa.
you think kenya is south africa?
how stupid are you?
>>53004161
>africans hate african-americans
they make us look bad.
>>53004221
lemme rephrase that
african americans makes africans look good
>>53004288
You are still funny
>>53004221
you were the dregs of Africa sold as slaves.The weakest and the poorest.
>>53004419
https://youtu.be/I2FCcRtr72c
i know
https://youtu.be/5RYTNNppP6M
>>53004419
Kek this
>>53004221
My parents arrived here on an airplane what slave shop did you ancestors arrive on anon?
https://youtu.be/sXVJVz-7UQU
https://youtu.be/aw7b55qZGbg
>>53004461
>>53004528
>>53004577
>>53004653
Damn he really triggered you anon
https://youtu.be/So_VgrXQblc
https://youtu.be/lrA-OC-AYfQ
>>53004829
>>53004923
Why do akata ruin everything they touch. He got his feelings hurt now he has to spam our thread.
https://youtu.be/T1hc1zKnLr0
>>53004923
yeah africa is a tough country.
you do the crime you die.
>>53005112
It sure is
https://youtu.be/IZsCUEHqvLs
Are half-Ethiopian girls always this beautiful?
https://youtu.be/RqNeyi7vY8E
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=596_1450193173
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0a_1447916424
>>53005349
are you a muslim?
>>53005349
>>53005579
>>53005638
Dude stop!
>oh look an active /afr/ thread
>it's just butthurt americans shitposting
wow
>>53005921
shitpost with us
>>53005829
we live in africa. we know it is shit. we know people starve and we know we have war.
why do feel the need to show us what we know is happening? Does it make you feel better?
>>53005921
Yes shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY
bumping for
>intellectual discussion
>>53006057
>>53006180
About what? Nothing happens in these threads
>>53006057
was a 40:1 kill ratio for us in the last war. no reason to be so butt hurt dude.
>>53005921
>>53006180
At least there's now at least one actual African in /afr/
>>53006180
How is Ghana?
>>53006345
Many of us are diasporafags. And when I mean many, I mean like 3 1/2
just bein bullied by 2 south african lads ;_:
>>53006345
how am i not african?
>>53006360
ghana is BEST country
>>53006424
It's kind of sad seeing a thread entirely populated by diaspora though.
Even a semi-dead general like /desi/ has a decent amount of actual Indians.
>>53006488
south africans are white and thus not truly african
>>53006576
no it \isnt!
wanna wrestle?
I'm allowed to post cause economy is literally Africa tier
back up lads I'm breaking out the meme arrows again
>White Africans
>African
>North Africa
>African
>African-Americans
>African
>East Africa
>black
>Portugal
>not African
>>53006697
tell us more about our continent please! we are poor africans and know nothing. we hang on your lips because you are white and canadian.
>>53006801
>egypt
>white
>>52997552
half kaffer
>>53006801
>>East Africa
>>black
But are they?
>>53006901
yes please more pearls of wisdom from your white lips about africa. we truly know nothing about this place. tell us more!
>>53006851
>white South African acting like some oppressed minority
>>53007022
>soufricans in charge of banter
>>53006916
kanker marokkaan.
btw hoekom floek ons mekaar?
>>53006786
africa starts at the danube
>>53007041
Technically....
>>53007056
come dude tell uus more about africa! dont just stop now. it was funny as fuck.
what else are your insights into this place we know nothing about.
>>53007041
>get necklaced
>not oppressed
wew lad
>>53007083
ik vloek op jou omdat je het aas pakt van die australiër die ook altijd in de /neder/ komt en in honderde andere draden, om ons te vertellen dat onze taal lelijk is
>>52999661
>>52999710
Oh yeah. I personally hate how the grammar revolves around tiny changes in vowel sounds.
>>53007167
careful there you might contract ebola if you keep rolling in those shitposts
>>53007167
>>53007022
>>53006851
stop repeating your shitty joke
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>53006801
white south africans are as african as nigerians, they been there for centuries, you are just buttblasted that they fucked you up the arse in the boer wars
>>53007087
wew
>>53007202
wel nou dat jy dit noem... nederlands klink soos n mongool wat wil afrikaans praat met n lepel in sy bek.
>>53007406
You speak African when you are in this thread not what ever that mess is
>>53007406
je bedoelt dat afrikaans net is als nederlands alleen dan gesproken door een neger die niet naar school is geweest
>>53006576
I love Ghanians, grew up with a based Ghanian babysitter and still have close Ghanian friends to this day. You guys are bro-tier
>>53006594
Yeah I agree. I do wonder what Africans browse when they have internet. In Somaliland, many people have internet on their smartphones, yet they don't know about sites like 4chan. They only use the internet for Facebook
>>53006801
REEEEEEEEEEEE WE BLACK
>>53007544
>WE BLACK
Ehhh i don't see it
>>53007455
Ke kgopela tswarelo. Ke tlo thoma go bolela poo tsa afrika borwa.
>>53007596
Speak African
>>53007518
tru
>>53007510
in suid afrika is daar 30 miljoen mense wat afrikaans kan praat,
Hoeveel mense is daar in die ganse nederland?
>>53007544
Well why the fuck would they come on /int/ where they get insulted and spat on on a daily basis? If i was African i sure wouldn't come here
>>53007749
17 miljoen, maar je zei zelf dat Nederlands jullie moedertaal is. Bovendien kunnen wij ook wel 20 miljoen negers een klein beetje Nederlands leren en dat erbij op tellen.
