sayin your the king of this the king of that edition
cara
trump
>>52964273
getting tired of this fake whore 3bh
crayon pop
Azusa Nakano
Daily reminder if you don't accept the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts you'll all burn in hell FOREVER!!!
EVERY day that goes by is one day closer to your court date. The court date you have with God, and he will judge you for your sins.
ONLY THROUGH JESUS CAN YOU SEEK SALVATION.
I pray for your souls, I pray you find the Lord and the path to rightousness. May God be with you all.
kyary
>>52963592
same, bad times innit
>>52964068
nice one my damp senpai
have you lads seen Brooklyn yet?
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/52899951/#52901610
>>52964012
doing a lmao
Taigs out t b h lads
>>52964338
amen
>>52964233
YOUR THE KING OF DOGSHITE
marina~
a
r
i
n
a
~
Kyary
>>52964338
Just remembered back in school when I shook my fist up at the sky and told god to bring it on, my Christian friend thought I was going to die
>>52964331
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
Wonder how long it would take for my ants to eat a human
Poleaboo has social anxiety, it's unfair to expect him to initiate conversations
>Tfw we are in the 2nd day of 2016
H-hold me
>>52964338
Pretty much this
what game should I play lads
no meme shit like fifa
>>52964461
I'd honestly have a pint with you but I'm a normie with a gf but just not many friends.
Are you gonna stab me?
>>52964353
wonder if ky could adapt this gif into something less salubrious
>>52964435
very good indeed
Why dont they have condom machines in disabled toilets?
imagine being an utterly braindead turbonormie, totally dependent on the approval of your fellow worthless little vermin?
>>52964445
Gamesmaster. easy.
>bad request
s-sorry
>>52964485
darkest dungeon
>>52964461
sometimes in life you just have to say fuck it and pretend like you're not terrified of social interaction
>I live in a 99% white area
>a paki family moved here and owns the corner shop
>everybody here is quite friendly, asks the owners name
>nobody can pronounce it
>everybody just started calling him "John"
>the paki now even calls himself John
It's quite cute desu
>>52964488
Would your gf cuck me?
tfw so autismo you cant even directly talk to people one on one over the internet
>>52964445
are nige x
>>52964485
Sunrider mask of arcadius
>having faith in ANY ideology or belief system
>>52964446
Or maybe God had a purpose for you, maybe you have a destiny that the Lord has given you, for you to serve him.
I was an atheist in School, I hated the idea of God, but I have found the Lord.
>>52964461
>sociel anxiety
get some pills for that m8000
>>52964502
Never understood lads who just want a scrap on a night out
You lose
>Beat up
>Maybe very badly
>Everybody is staring at you and it makes a scene
>You regret it in the morning
You win
>You possibly get beat up, maybe very badly
>You make a scene
>Everybody stares at you
>Nobody wants to hang around that guy who gets into fight when you just want to chill
>You might get arrested
>You regret it in the morning
>>52964537
same
New gimmick: carapost in /nederad/
>>52964519
Rasheed
>>52964502
always laugh when i see cunts like this start something
>>52964555
>I have faith in the belief system that belief systems are stupid
>>52964534
>Implying I'd bring her near you
One step at a time lad
>>52964537
>iktf
>no Facebook or Twitter
>appearing offline on steam
>airplane mode on 24/7 on phone
imagine being a socially awkward beta who couldn't even man up enough to put you willy in a vagina
>>52964519
Jihadi John
>>52964576
some people cannot control themselves when drinking it's as simple as that
>>52964490
but lewd that
touching myself
*walks towards you*
>>52964537
I thought I was the only one. Feels somewhat comforting to know I'm not alone
>>52964614
>>airplane mode on 24/7 on phone
whats the point
>>52964502
OIOIOI WHATS GOIN ERE EH????!!???
LOOKS LIKE ITS FUKIN KICKIN OFF!!!!!!!!!
WAHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GO ON MY SON FUKIN BELT HIM ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 01 - The Larry David Sandwich.avi_snapshot_26.40_[2016.01.02_00.20.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y1Y1dTn.jpg "Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 01 - The Larry David Sandwich.avi_snapshot_26.40_[2016.01.02_00.20.24].jpg")
Watching Curb 2bh f@m
>>52964502
What's going on in this picture? Sorry for posting here.
>>52964614
>>airplane mode on 24/7 on phone
why even have a phone then
>>52964576
He got jannied
>>52964517
Poleaboo tried this for years but kept being greeted by rejection
>>52964488
Poleaboos Aberdeen friend had a gf too
Just don't involve her in stuff, poleaboo hates feeling like you like someone else more than him
>>52964574
Already did, didn't work
Saw the GP about CBT but coppers nicked poleaboo minutes later
He then left the city
>>52964578
done a post
>>52964625
yeah basically this, I got attacked by someone in the street once for no reason, I'm pretty sure I broke something in my hand when I punched him, it hurt for weeks afterwards
>>52964658
the most beta post i have seen this year
>>52964616
FONT
>>52961436
just going through a phase i bet
my mom better come home soon so i can go buy some beer..... -_-....
>>52964576
turbonormies have primal instincts, their brains are basically no more developed than a caveman's would have been
they basically have to fight off other hunters for their food to survive but now they don't have to fight for food they just find bullshit excuses to fight about because that is what their primitive brains are programmed to do
>>52964661
me on the left
>>52964632
good pic
>>52964645
literally never get texted at
havent been texted once in 2015 aside from my provider
kissed a girl last night
grabbed her bum as well, surprisingly nice
>>52964661
Wew
Point proven. Bet he's glad he let his ego run off now he's facing court
>>52964445
STARKEY
Why is he speaking in third person?
>>52964616
Y-yeah haha I-imagine that
I'm definitely not like that haha I-I shag lots of slags
>>52964661
big guy on the right
i get violent at normies because >Tfw no gf
having a wank over london keyes all oiled up in a leotard
>>52964699
just b urself :^)
>>52964699
>kissed a girl last night
>grabbed her bum as well, surprisingly nice
>>52964698
give us your number
>>52964661
that paki is just thinking "fucking haram"
>>52964661
have coppers always had that leng flag on their vests
>>52964665
go to a new doctor then you lazy prick
so this girl told me a few days ago that she was running a 5k race on new years, credited for me to ask her how it went tomorrow?
>>52964658
just a typical night in a british town
>>52964665
>Just don't involve her in stuff, poleaboo hates feeling like you like someone else more than him
Mate, you genuinely seem like a misunderstood guy with nice intentions but I'm not having a pint with you if you insist I pretend I like you more tahn my gf.
We just won't talk about it.
How about you get the tram to somewhere or I will.
It goes to Rochdale now right, how about that place near the town hall?
>>52964729
that's what I un ironically did though and it worked
>>52964731
i don't understand
>>52964359
Yes. Can watch it here lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
>>52964537
tfw someone asks you to turn on your mic
>I'm fine thanks....
>just listen to other people laugh and giggle while I just sit there staring at an empty chat box...
>>52964745
so i told dave to lie down on the floor and he actually did it!
>>52964745
that guy on the floor has minor meme potential
>>52964659
Internet access all the time, you can't carry your PC into the bathroom while you have a shit can you? I also use it for music and stuff when I'm outside doing autistic stuff
>>52964732
999
when i see CBT i read Cock and Ball Torture aha
>>52964745
me on the left haha
>>52964724
i've wanked to her arse a fair few times 2bh
Just sent an email to the dean trying to get a corequisite course waived, wish me luck lads
>>52964745
lmao at that skinny little twink acting all hard
>british """"""men""""""
lol, just lol
>>52961436
would love to see the one on the left get her pussy rubbed by the one on the right quite honestly
>>52964665
cock and ball torture?
think you went to the wrong place lad
>>52964745
DAE caravaggio
>>52964745
>Wall street
Suuure, everyone knows Wall Street is in New York, which is in USA
>>52964773
but airplane mode turns off the internet
>>52964732
*does a long range vibrate*
(not getting international charges desu you'll have to pretend)
>>52964745
love this pic
perfect foreground with the police and that guy on the left
perfect background with the superdry and greggs
nominating it for best photo of 2016
>>52964769
it's already a normie meme
the daily mail even have an article on it
>>52964338
I thought Jesus died for our sins and the whole point was forgiveness
I also thought it was common knowledge that hell was a later church creation to control people and sell wood
>>52964502
>>52964661
>>52964745
WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THESE IMAGES WHERE ARE THEY FROM
tELL ME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Debating on whether to do a couple of battles on World of Warships before going to bed.
>>52964777
What're you getting CBT for lad?
My GP offered it to me but I didn't ring them in time so they cancelled on me. What's it like? If it's not shit I might go
Who /shitlaptop/ here?
>>52964364
dont understand this one desu
>>52964832
>>52964792
skinny lads can be mental lad. mental beats big every time t b h
>>52964827
on that guy lying on the floor? or on the MUH BROKEN DEGENERATE BRITAIN?
>>52964769
>>52964832
from a fucking camera you daft cunt
>>52964832
there from this anons night out so its OC
>>52964779
VERY tasty slag
>>52964745
FUG DA BOLICE, DINDU NUFFIN, JUSTICE 4 DUGGAN
>>52964846
i'm not
at least not yet
>>52964745
>>52964661
Now i'm more confused than ever. I thought he was trying to fight the gays but why is the Old man in the floor? Where did the blood come from? Is he okay now?
>>52964846
it's shit
>>52964860
golden ratio innit
>>52964832
It's just normie memes spilling over into /brit/ because we are infested by undercover normie cells
>>52964832
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-new-years-eve-pictures-10673770
>>52964745
it really is a perfect picture t b h
>>52964651
good post
>>52964873
big fan of the girl on the left's arse
>>52964808
shut up leaf boy
got slurp maple syrup of a bbc
>>52964864
>>52964757
Is this another prank?
What would we talk about? You getting me a job or plotting my day of vengeance?
I don't like being around my hometown, feel naked
>>52964873
want to pound that arse something fierce lad
chubby little asian slag
>>52964883
>t. no drive
>>52964846
its good but you'll have to force yourself to actually do the things
its more of a guidelines and a little talk every weak with bits of homework to do
helped me a lot
>>52964811
It turns off your data, not your wifi
I download all my music and podcasts anyway so I don't even need data when I'm out
>>52964871
yeah aren't you funny
@52964872
fuck off and die yank
>>52964903
T H A N K U
wonder how ill get drunk at the weekends when no longer have taly prices
>>52964873
NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF GOOKPOSTING I LIKE
>no plastic koreans or japanese girls with disgusting dyed hair and trying so hard to be white
>just pure, raw, savage and dirty jungle asians, going at it like Chinese concubines or asian whores from bath houses in the Opium Wars era
would enjoy more of these.
I would "cuddle" her "fanny" iykwim
How this guy sees the world.
Strong dislike for people who record or take photos of drunk people
it really is a dick move
>>52964873
fuck me
gonna have a wank to this webm RIGHT NOW
do you guys have bobbs here?
>>52964956
>jungle asians
theyre ethnic jap lad
>>52964969
what else is the daily mail going to print?
>>52964873
Left is gonna be me in 3 days when my Asian gf gets back from seeing her family
>>52964890
Alri
>>52964925
Na lad.
I've been a bit of an outcast and lonely too before, I haven't done anything as close to as fucked up as you but at the end of the day I just think you have a slight issue which the NHS/police/courts system is letting you down with and not addressing.
I wouldn't mind just buying you a pint and having a chat with you as a mate.
I can't get you a job or anything though and I don't want you to stab me or make me pretend you're the most important person in my life.
Just a friendly chat about something relaxed
>>52964934
learn to reverse image search you silly billly
>>52964969
>dick move
fuck off yank
>wanking to an 8 second webm
>>52964951
are you staying for long
this new year went a lot better than last one, last year I ended up lying on the pavement outside a club at about 6 in the morning, throwing up everywhere, some guy started hassling me and I literally got up and ran away lol
>>52964980
do you mean jobs?
then no we dont!!!!
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
satire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52964980
unironically in gmp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIrhcTkHX_A
classic choon
feel a bit tired
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381257/The-picture-sums-Manchester-New-Year-s-Eve.html
look at these memes lads
hot off the press
It's 00:30
What the fuck, it was 7pm an hour ago I swear
nite
>>52964928
It's just lying to yourself enough that you start believing it
>>52964994
strong dislike for the daily mail too
>inb4 russell
>>52965044
go to sleep
>>52965005
anon please don't call me names!!
>go to click on the bookmark to my uni mail
>click on /brit/ instead
fucks sake lads
>>52964993
arr rook shame
besides, japs that are a bit yellow rather than trying to make themselves look pale are better looking anyway
>>52964969
>Strong dislike for people who record or take photos of drunk people
>it really is a dick move
>>52965004
>>52964925
>>52964757
>>52964488
Sounds like Ribena is going to end up in a snuff film
>>52965047
>missing time
aliens lad, aliens
Fuck a boob?
>>52965051
And?
You could say you are lying to yourself in the first place
shit attitude
>>52965013
not going back to italy unfortunately no more dossing
>>52965103
shame that
>>52965095
Anglos only
Ex gf messaged me on whatsapp lads don't want to open it haha
She sent me happy new year yesterday and I replied cordially but can't be dealing with any follow up messages
>>52965103
are you still at uni tho
Reminder
thnx for waifu posting, do we need to post your waifu noww?
>>52965139
chicano
>>52965140
FONT
About to watch a screener
How do people put up with the video quality? It's pretty awful
I've unironically been using matches to light my rollies recently
Proper feel like a cowboy in the old west lads
>>52965140
>Ex gf messaged me on whatsapp lads don't want to open it haha
>She sent me happy new year yesterday and I replied cordially but can't be dealing with any follow up messages
>>52965099
I gave it my sincerest effort, but once I realised that I'm just going to have to put on a charade for the rest of my life, I decided it wasn't worth it.
>>52965147
fuck off papist twat
>>52965165
which film lad
>>52965166
>cowboy
foy
also fosi
Fuck lads
Mad jelly of Americans, they have some fucking YUMMY looking fast food chains. Thinking about it, we have hardly any here in Britain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxjkqG3SFk
>>52965145
yeh the exchange was jsut a semester
hated this pic
>>52965139
fuck off then yank
>>52965139
You don't even have Argos in the United Diabetes fuck off m8
Did the rope puzzle with a qt earlier and spent almost 20 minutes pressed up against each other in various positions and laughing. GOAT party "game" tbqh. Up there with Twister.
me and the gf
>>52965197
FONT
>>52965166
I always thought that looked pretty cool t bh
I just like matches too
>>52965189
smashed the local paki takeaway last night though
>>52965177
eventually you forget you are putting on the charade
>>52965004
How old are you?
>Just a friendly chat about something relaxed
I'm a boring cunt, having to meet someone and carry a conversation is stressful, not fun
>I don't want you to stab me or make me pretend you're the most important person in my life.
I would never hurt you, you and my Hearthstone friend who relayed messages for me are my best pals
>NHS/police/courts system is letting you down with and not addressing.
Thank you for understanding
Don't think I can do this but I appreciate the sentiment
>>52965202
haha I like it
>>52965202
haha!
another satirical post i take it!!!!!
>>52965202
Akari is my gf you cunt
>>52965197
Yeah, fuck being stuck with your arse sticking out like a mongy twat
>>52965148
Everyone post waifus
think i've got everything for who wasn't here last night
>>52965202
the gf and I
thought you knew about the team
Welcome. Tonight we are talking about the Welsh. Should we lock them all in via a big fence, or is that sort of thing frowned upon in 2016.
>>52965245
claimed
Is this image.........too SAUCEY for /brit/ ?????????
>>52965186
The Big Short
can someone send me a decent spotify playlist
>>52965192
harsh that
>>52965245
>>52965262
good lad
>>52965268
rude desu
>>52965221
I'm 22 lad, but I understand.
I get it's stressful for you but I won't judge, even if you just wanna vent or nurse a pint semi-quietly that's cool.
If you change your mind just gis a mention lad, I'm here a lot
>>52965262
Posted to /r/4chan :)
>>52965238
You talking shite about Twister lad?
>>52965290
reckon mugi would be up for anal
https://strawpoll.me/6424783
https://strawpoll.me/6424783
https://strawpoll.me/6424783
>>52965268
second time i've seen a dutchlad talk shit about Wales
what did we do to you?
>>52965313
kill yoursen
>>52965245
CLAIMEDDDDD
>>52965274
did she shit herself?
>>52965274
fucking hell that guy is black
>>52965274
looks like she has chocolate sause running down her leg
>>52965148
>>52965245
JOOST
>>52965232
well, i don't know any of your waifu's
tell me!
>>52965245
>2D waifu
Plebs
>>52965316
When he had his blog there were times I could relate
as in i would read it and and his thought process would be very similar to mine
>>52965353
fucking hell you are right
the only thing i relate to poleaboo with is his love of polish girls
>>52965336
No, it's all up her arm too. She clearly fell over, the wobbly bitch.
>>52965277
yeah I got that too
>T.B.S.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.avi
>288 pixels tall
ree
>>52965046
look at all these braindead apes
best waifu
who is poleaboo I don't pay attention to 4chan personalities unless they get put in prison
>>52965313
Only if the bull is BIG
How does the whole of /int/ know I'm a lad?
>>52965326
Typically Welsh to claim ignorance on this subject.
>tfw deliberately driving miles out of my way to supermarkets/offys on the other end of town cause the locals know I'm a pathetic loner alcholic and they laugh amongst themselves at me every time I come in for my usual order
at least I have a real fucking job, unlike them
>>52965262
me haha
>>52965245
>>52965403
got caught filming his roommate in her shower then just escalated into pure autism
official worst waifues
1. any kpop shitter
2. girl from mass effect
3. marina
4. charli xcx
>>52965401
2 confirmed pakis on brit, there's probably more...
>>52965403
he did get jailed but in the end he wasn't locked up cause he would have been inevitably radicalised and ended up in iraq
