https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6KU1PifWeE
I love her edition
I might be moving to Hong Kong with the wife. Her family is from there.
Any of you lived there before?
What's it like? Can you get a job there without knowing how to speak Cantonese ?
first for bule
Morning. Have a nice day.
>>52739883
>Can you get a job there without knowing how to speak Cantonese ?
Yeah, if you have at least bachelor degree in engineering and apply job becoming consultant.
what's playing this morning /asean/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzexP58si0w
>>52739964
I actually do have a degree in engineering. But I never actually used it.
I have been a programmer / web developer for like 10 years.
>>52739918
But I made the thread and I am bule...
DO NOT POST HERE
THIS IS NOT ASEAN THREAD
FUCK OFF SEX TOURIST
>>52740039
Well that setting is in Indonesia, since most foreigner who works here is an engineering consultant.
Ask gatsby, he's programmer too as far as I recall. But he lives in Vietnam though I don't think it's not that really different since they're Far East countries.
Which one would you /a/sean?
Lewd goddess or modest demon
>>52739883
English is the official language. How did you not know that.
>be unaesthetic
>try to pay gril 1000 pesos ($20) for some fuck
>doesn't use any game
>doesn't even use the archaeologist line
>gets facebook famous
On the other hand
>be gril
>have okcupid profile
>surprised to see guys asking for sex
Pretty sure if the guy looked better he would have had some fuck.
Don't go asking for sex straight up if you're not at least a 7/10 guys
>>52740447
Cute demon
>>52740447
BLASPHEMY!
>>52740943
>KamenRiderX
This is you. Admit it.
>>52741157
>be KamenRiderX
>post public humiliation on 4chan
kek. Also I thought his name was San Jose del Monte before realizing it's a place.
>>52740943
The easiest way to popularity. Poor guy didn't know his stupidity is being used by this slut.
>>52741363
>roots for the retard who can't into online solicitation for sex
>posts anime
KamernRiderX pls go
>>52740943
KamenRiderX looks like a chill guy
Would hang out with him
>>52741629
t. KamenRiderX Barbosa
>>52741629
t. KamenRiderX
Daily reminder that I love you /asean/!
>>52739704
She looks Japanese.
>anime
>cringe-posting
>role-playing
this thread is an abomination
>>52740943
Filipinos are getting fond of public humiliation through Facebook.
>>52743251
The ultimate SJW
>>52743434
>slut humiliating retard on FB
>social justice warrior
kek back2pol
>>52744501
B-but anything outside of the *chans are SJW-dominant senpai
>>52742492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79uuj5hXsOg
Well, she does make fun of Koreans in one of her songs
>>52744841
Top kek
She's creative in bashing her h8ers.
>>52745038
she's perfect and I want to marry a woman like her
>>52745075
>her
>perfect
I still don't think you know her off-screen m80, she DID say she can't keep in touch with strangers.
>>52745075
>a woman like her
Too bad m8, had a classmate who resembles her but is already taken.
>>52742444
Love you too Eire-san/(^ x ^=)＼
>>52745075
This
>>52745182
What do you mean?
>>52744841
if that's in malaysia then why is it in chinese.
>>52745394
Delet this
>>52745394
rekt
>>52740943
>KamenRiderX
jap culture at its finest
good morning madlang people
>>52745666
thank you satan
>>52745666
im going to hunt a grey honda civic driving around on caloocan at midday
Say it with me
PRESIDENT BINAY
VICE PRESIDENT ESCUDERO
How can you stop them?
>>52745394
kek
>>52745666
Sample
Sample
Sample
Sample
Too bad Showtime peaked at around 2013
>>52740017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX1O93X77d4
>>52745926
153 D. Tuazon, Cubao, Q. C.
Nandoon lang ako, hihintayin lang kita
>>52746372
kantutan na yan
>>52746164
>implying he'll win
He only won 2010 thanks to Erap
>>52746372
OTW
t. Flip shitposting thread
How do you feel when the cutest girl in your town loses her virginity to a random white tourist who she'll never see again?
I'm that tourist desu
Post more cute anime girls
>>52746679
It always is.
>>52746682
>cutest girl
i doubt that just keep in mind that we keep the qties and you take the trash
>>52746643
Sigaw ka lang ng "DIGONG" lalabas ako sa bahay namin, galit kami kay dutertard. Makikipagsuntukan ako sa iyo kaya hindi bale ha, humanda ka kasi isang suntok ka lang.
>>52746682
Disappointed, I imagine? I don't know. I personally haven't met one who has fucked a foreigner.
>>52746682
I think I precede you so you might've had some sloppy seconds
Sorry
>>52746682
>cutest girl in your town
>>52747001
There's literally a black girl in there
>>52746682
Are you talking about club girls or callgirls?
Morning lads
>woke up
>realize, tfw no Arab qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDZ5qZeldIw
>>52747193
she's an igorot you dumb sex tourist
Just fuck off our thread will you
>my wife's son
>>52746861
>>52746966
>>52746979
>>52747001
>>52747224
>>52747257
>mad little brown dick faggots mad that white people are more attractive
Kek, your butthurt is sweet
>>52747256
>cute
giving attention to these sex tourists should be a bannable offense
>>52746679
We could do with more non-Filipino shitposting, actually. I rarely see you guys have some back-and-forth conversation.
>>52746682
which town?
t. not a sex tourist
>>52747329
I thought we were on the same team? The sex tourist team?
>>52747329
say that to my face in real life not here
>>52747329
You responded to a Canadian...
>>52747329
>more attractive
I think there's a different betwen "more attractive" and "sex tourist"
>>52747351
>$100 for top tier pussy
>$20 for okay pussy
wew
e
w
I honestly don't even know what you goys were talking about, I just hopped in to rustle some chinks
where is the last thread that states in the OP we should ignore these dumb sex tourists? that should be strictly implemented in every asean thread
>>52747469
Would you?
>>52747462
>asean thread
These threads are literally just filipino faggots complaining
so is asean community really happening?
Guys, is there any documentation video or article that explain about colonial slave trafficking from SEA?
I'd love to read/watch it. Thanks anyway
>>52747623
if it's done by the dutch then I don't see how it's trafficking rather than legal commerce since it was their land
>>52747623
Try kaskus you fag
t. /r/AsianAmerican
>>52747623
did colonists even use slaves in SEA?
reminder to this thread visitors
ignore and do not feed the "waaaawaaaa le sex tourist XDDDD".
do not pander to this autistic try-hard tsundere cuckold.
>>52747682
>>52747772
The fact that there are Java people in South African and Suriname, South American now proves that a slave trafficking or legal commerce as you said must be took place in colonial era.
Assalamua'laikum, peace and blessing upon my fellow /asean/
This message, is particularly targeting our Malay brothers in the Philippines, who have been cut off from the rest of us by Spanish crusaders.
Dear Filipinos,
You are now Christians even though your forefathers were muslims in the time when Manila was known as Kota Seludong. You were Kings - remember Rajah Sulayman? The kuffars have been targeting the muslims in the east because they know, in the end of times, the black flag of Tauhid will spring up from the East and we - the Malays will defeat the Dajjal.
Dear my Filipino brothers,
It is time for you to renounce Christianity and return to the fitrah of Iman and Islam. Look how these "Christians" white people treating you - for they are racists and barbaric in their conduct. Your women are seen as nothing more than as a piece of cheap meat by these sex tourists, Subhanallah!
إِنَّ الدِّينَ عِنْدَ اللَّهِ الْإِسْلَامُ
Indeed, the religion in the sight of Allah is Islam
Let us defend the honour of our women, our people and our dignity with the deen of Allah.
Jazakallahukhairan,
Abu Mus'ab al-Malizi
>>52747867
>renounce Christianity
>>52747889
Astaghfirullah, autocorrect these days!
>>52746682
>mfw I saw a short white manlet with 2/10 monkey-faced slut
the worst part was they were at Jollibee. The memes were real it seems.
>>52747867
Abu, free us from the sex tourists inhabiting this thread!
>>52747867
Can I share this on my facebook?
>>52747972
Please do, akhi. Media is a part of jihad.
>>52747819
t. sex tourist
only wise people knows that sex tourists should be avoided at all cost
>>52747867
Bathala desu
>>52747855
I think it was most likely indentured servitude, which is like halfway between slavery and normal employment.
>>52747953
You know nothing until you actually live in Makati.
>live in Makati
>go to GB3 at night
>see all those sex tourists at Starbucks
>"Oh these people sure are having fun, they should get pretty g-"
>all of these girls look like Malate/Adriatico-tier cheapo sluts
>all the salarymen office workers stare at them like they're covered in AIDS or something
>>52747867
allah pls save us
>>52748044
>leyte
>samar
waray fags btfo
How much do the sex tourists usually pay?
>>52747867
WE WUZ RAJAH N SHIEET
>>52748044
>kumintang
I didn't know we were ROC territory before it was cool
>>52747867
can I post this to r/asianmasculinity?
>>52748033
>i'm le such a le victim
this attention-whoring scheme is fucking obsolete
>>52747867
>Rajah Sulayman
I wonder what he did that forced everyone to work with Spain to get rid of him
>>52748051
so above average conditions for 19th century indonesia then
>>52748063
those are mostly their online gfs that they meet,
alot of them pretend their from makati and meet them there because its a decent place
t. I know two girls that do this
>>52748044
>Huangdom
Huh.
I want to stick my benis in flip bagina ;^)
>>52746874
my gps pointed me to school for the crippled children
how far am i
>>52746695
(You) :3
>>52748119
you are disgusting
>>52748235
>girls
You and I both know they can easily pass for a dude if they didn't smell like pussy.
>>52748255
I guess random Chinese pirates = huangdom
ughh. there's some kind of self shaming here
>>52747867
Better a crusader religion than some arap religion. At least the paleskinned niggers stink slightly less than the cameljockeys.
Besides, all you wannabe-takfiri malays are a bunch of beer-swilling munafiqun anyway. Don't lie to me, I've partied with you guys.
>>52748119
lmao do it and link it
>>52748389
>dumedede
>wala namang gatas
>>52746874
DIGONG
i like brown dicks
anyone else here hate white people?
How are Filipinas to date? Reason I ask is there's so many of them here and I see some rather attractive ones 2bh. Never really talked to many of them, red pill me please.
>>52748632
>asking this in /asean/
This thread is literally filled with little brown dick faggots who are butthurt about white men taking their women
>>52748632
I would like to know this too. ;_;
>>52748674
I thought I would ask for accuracy, not saying I will try to date one, I'm just curious that's all, for research purposes.
>>52748632
If you're looking for some submissive eastern wallflower, go for an east asian instead.
Otherwise, what else is there to say? Women are women. Just as likely to fuck you over with alimony as to be a good waifu.
desu i only come here in philippines because i like to watch my gf while having sex with junjun
>>52748727
>fuck you over with alimony
Speaking from experience, juanon?
Pillpino and Indo shitskin manlets with tiny dicks will never get a qt white skinned Korean, Japanese or Chinese gf
>>52748693
Why? go get one.
>>52748727
>submissive eastern wallflower
Bro dude, they are not submissive, quite the opposite but point taken. Aside from the novelty I guess women are basically the same everywhere, kind of a let down I'm tired of all these feminist SJW whores.
>>52748534
https://www.plebbit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/3yhbf5/dear_filipinos/
>>52748758
Can't you just fuck off? You are NEVER welcomed here in the Philippines.
sana malaglagan ka ng bala sa naia putang ina ka
>>52748779
t. Chang
>>52748779
>>52748779
ZUN is funniest when he's projecting.
Having fun running to JB with your tail between your legs, while PAPniggers sell your country off to foreigners?
Hey guys I'm a sex tourist AMA
>>52748947
Have you been to Aceh?
Are you doing an AMA?
>>52748626
SUCCESS
BREEDS
JEALOUSY
>>52748903
Me on the right
>>52748947
Can you fuck my sister pls
>>52748959
That's where I am now
Standard dress code is shorts, t-shirt and sandals
I bring a big fat wallet and pay pimps to have sex with 16yo grills
>>52748977
BASED
JEWS
>>52748044
>Tondo empire
Why did this name pass onto Manila's business districts in the 40's, which is today known as Manila's biggest slum?
What the fug happened
Absolutely dishonoring of the name
>>52749004
Aceh is so progressive.
>>52748995
Sorry I'm in the wrong country
>>52749036
being tagalog is known to be retarded and dumb
manila should be nuked desu
>>52749061
I know right
Such a beautiful place
>>52748832
>>52748617
>>52748758
Stop the samefagging
I'll have Du30 in my bag to make them eat their bullet
>>52749036
spaniards kept the name
http://strawpoll.me/6381539
time to take a nap
wake me up at 12:30
>>52742444
tfw will literally never have an Irish pal
>>52749036
>Manila's business districts in the 40's
Because that's Escolta, and Escolta is part of Binondo, not Tondo. Tondo has been known for its slums since time immemorial in Spanish East Indies. From Jones bridge, walk straight into Muelle de Industria and you're now in Tondo.
>>52749036
WW2, tondo became a refugee center for reparations for province fags.
they just stayed there and become the slums
>>52749166
You've only got 4 minutes
t. Bali sex tourist
>>52749077
I thought it was Visayans our slave race
>>52749221
its 11.20 here
I am glad asean cunts didnt accept rohingya refugees.
if we did just look europe
>>52749218
Tondo used to be a resort until the Japanese came
>>52749248
It's 12.28 here
>>52748947
>>52749221
stop the meme
My brethren, I love you all, stay beautiful and positive. Is Malay easier than Thai? What would, in your opinion, be the easiest /asean/ language?
>>52749212
>Binondo
Oh, maybe I just misheard it as Tondo from the 40's documentary video. Audio quality wasn't really clear that time
>>52749354
mandarin
>>52749218
Tondo was still inhabited by poor people. There is one evacuation center in Delpan but that can accommodate like less than half of the total poor people in Tondo.
>>52749266
What part
So hot.
>>52749354
anything that doesn't have weird ass script is easy
>>52749259
>rohingya """"""""""""""""refugees""""""""""""""""""
>>52749354
hello indon :3
>>52749398
Hope you had a great Christmas m8
Abang boleh tolong kipaskan Fathin kalau Fathin sudi
>>52749392
the bay area,
But Tondo is where they can get the monies the USA gives
>>52748903
me on the left
>>52749077
get out of tondo provincefags and it shall flourish again
goddamn vermins
>>52749398
merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Praise our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.
>>52749458
Disgusting language you've got there desu
>>52749354
Probably Malay or Tagalog.
Tagalog borrows plenty of Spanish words, and using English words is also acceptable.
Don't know about if this is the case of Malay, but both languages are derived from Austronesian, so I guess their grammar is really similar. And Tagalog grammar isn't really hard to learn
>>52749408
A god
>kuala lumpur
>no koalas
fuck you
>>52749526
indonesian and malaysian is literally the same
>>52749354
Our language, of course.
We have a great tone system.
>>52749511
I wish they would just turn into a park. no more residential areas, it gets flooded anyway
Time to sleep
>>52749370
Tondo is a huge area, and the closest thing that can be called a "business district" would be Divisoria itself.
Nowadays, there are a lot of modernization happening in Tondo close to Sta. Cruz and Binondo because of Chinese investors mainly from HK and Xiamen/Fujian. Go to Masangkay St. and it feels like you're in Binondo
>>52749534
teach me norwegian pls
>>52749385
At least you have humour
>>52749423
Who?
>>52749404
Nevermind the weird ass script. You're talking to a person who is a native of a "JUST" language with gazillion tenses, modes and cases, along with 10 ways of saying one thing. Although these are tonal languages, I'd like to try...I hear Malay has a shitton of exclusions and exceptions
>>52749553
Quite a lot of differences senpai
Melayu is gay for a start
Xdddddddd
>>52749398
hot damn
>>52749585
oh I thought you were the indonesian in croatia,my bad
>>52749598
>>52749553
What's the difference? Isn't it just slight dialectal difference?
>>52749559
Based Vietnam, my third homeland. Tell me more about Vietnamese? When I see those accented letters, I want to set myself on fire and shoot my head off with a shotgun
>>52749534
Interesting, and noted. Do you have an opinion on Thai?
>>52749569
sleep well
>>52749583
Lær deg norsk, e'kke vanskelig
>>52749459
The bay area was never a resort because the seaside has been a drop-off of containers. The "resort" area would be in Ermita before Roxas Blvd. was paved, not Tondo. Tondo was never a place of resort but it was formerly a fishing area before all of those activities were moved into the city of Navotas.
>>52749640
Quite a few different words, also same words with different spelling
Eg. Apa kabar vs apa khabar
Very different accent
But to put it simply a malay speaker will be fine visiting Indonesia and vice versa. No problem understanding each other
>>52749559
Why does everything have one syllable?
>>52749604
There's an Indonesian in Croatia? And I thought I saw the only one when I went to that "Indonesian ambassador to Croatia" forum...
>>52749585
i you'd like a challenge then maybe vietnamese will worth your time.
malay and indonesian is quite easy, never learn tagalog or any pinoy language, but its probably the same.
also if you're doing it for giggles you could learn makassaran dialect because it sounds like asian spurdo finnish
>>52749643
All I know is that it's a tonal language though with less tones than Mandarin and Vietnamese, and a JUST script
>>52749666
DEVILISH
>>52749669
Exactly it extend trough there before.
the fishing was in navotas and cavite area It was a long time even before the docks was built in, they even shot a american movie thier once
Would you a Chinay Flipbros?
>>52749731
Å helvete, fanden har kastet en forbannelse på meg skiiiiiiiiiiiiiieett
>>52749643
The language looks very ugly and hardcore, but speak it is very easy.
Our language nearly don't have the verb system, so you can speak and write it without anyone fix and easy to recognize in case you cause some error.
The only problem that many foreigners spoke like the northern which sound very funny.
>>52749725
I am the kind of fuckuo that does a language for a few months and then drops it. That's why I know a bit of everything, but nothing wholly. JUST.
And I never considered learningat least something from this historically and culturally rich region, even if it means basic etiquette and phrases...which is shameful
>>52749818
But I want ti sound like the brave men of Dai Viet. The heroes of Le dynasty, not some "Chumpan" S*utherner
>>52749666
Sverige över alla
>>52748724
>>52748632
They will suck your bank account like your cock, til its dry and there's nothing left
>>52749278
t. Sex tourist
>>52749823
then maybe thai is for you.
indonesian and pinoy culture will takes a lot of time even just for small bit of its culture, to many variants, not even ourselves fully grasped our neighboring tribes let alone their languages
>>52749953
too many variants*
>>52749913
The latter is okay with me, but the former not so much. Alright, I will say no to filipino.
>>52749686
The syllabe is just another word.
Just like Doing in English is Do Ing in Vietnamese.
>>52749863
The Northerner spoke the language very High.
The same thing happens with foreigner.
They only spoke it low when they acting.
Meanwhile Southerner spoke the language low and sometimes intimidating.
>>52749953
Filipino """"""""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""""
He's better off learning Indonesian. Anything Filipino is terrible. The worst.
>>52749684
So exactly like Norwegian Swedish then. Some different spelling, but mutually inteligble.
Are there cases though of words written almost the same but with completely different meaning?
Like "Rolig" in Norwegian means "calm", while in Swedish it means "funny".
Also, does there happen to be accent difference too to the point of being difficult to understand?
Like in the case of danish, despite its spelling being much more closely related to the Norwegian spelling, but the pronunciation is so different that it's sometimes impossible to understand what they say.
>>52749998
Nynorsk > Bokmål
>>52749991
i found makassaran language extremely hilarious tho, they're sounds like how pinoys would sounds like if they're live in finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYHGK3503E
>>52749953
Thank you for your response, new kingdom of Croatia
And for having excellent taste in flags before Poles stole it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Croatia_(Habsburg)
W-what does white pussy feel like?
>>52749985
I don't understand. You mean "high" as in "high pitch voice"? What abouz us who have bass voices? Is Vietnamese more compact thab Thai? I assume since I see it supports romanization, or perhaps I'm wrong...
>>52749783
Nobody in his right mind would establish a resort in Tondo when the seaside is stenched with dead dogs and unidentifiable human bodies floating around Pasig river.
Sorry but I still find this bullshit. I believe the only resort place in Manila back then would be Ermita and/or Malate. Tondo has always been a poor man's grave.
>>52750121
jello
>>52750121
Salty bag of euro coins
>>52750121
Air
>>52750126
Yes.
The Northern have high pitch voice.
The Souther have bass voice.
About Romanization I think yes, because lately our language been influenced by French and English (About 95% of the population speak French when they still Dominated).
>>52750229
Thanks for the fast response. I will definitely check out these two and Malay, keeping in mid I watch out for Chinese sounding, high pitched northerners...
A hundred Đổi Mới-s upon you
>>52749985
How can I learn Viet? I'm Viet
>>52750144
That was in the 1920 where almost everything was still nippa huts.
I don't want to link youtube vidoes tbqh
>>52750308
Thanks.
>>52750320
Ask someone who can teach you how to speak Vietnamese letters since it's different even it's latin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_language
I think you can easily find someone because Viet in USA like to live close to each other.
Also have to eat.
>>52750024
Yes.
Sucks that I have no idea how to properly write in more true Norwegian, and was instead raised and educated with bastardized Danish writing
Bokmål makes Norway look like a no-country sa totoo lang pamilya
>>52750488
Actually I was baiting
Nynorsk a shit
>>52749985
My mom is from the North while my dad is from the South. They're not separated. What does this say?
>>52750462
The Viets around me don't like me... ;_;
>>52750462
>>52750320
Eat phò
>>52750121
A big cave
There this girl in my class that I hate so much
>be 95kg 154kg hamplanet chink
>has a weird obsession with Indian and Malay guys
>Think guys want to fuck her because she thinks she looks Japanese
Why do Chinese girls have this "I look like a Korean/Japanese superstar" complex? Chinese girls are ugly on average.
>>52750671
all rook the same
>>52750671
Stab her to death and play around with her own blood.
That should shut her up
Fucking bitches need to learn their place
>>52750354
>>52750144
I don't think you guys are talkingvabiut the same tondo.
Celdran talks about a lot in his intramouros tours. Back then olny the south gets development the north which was tondo was negleted until the american came and turn into rest house resorts. It become Japan's main encampment it was destroyed and slums flood in I guess now we turned it into a trade/ferry port.
>>52750671
tell her that pork is haram for you guys
oi Norcuck, come up here quick so I can give you your gift.
>>52749725
Let me hear that Spurdo dialect
>>52749991
Stop with the self hate, seriously.
where are the joyce chu nudes lads, don't try to hide them
>>52739704
RING DING DING DING DING RING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>52750538
No
It fits Norwegian identity more due to having more spellings derived from old norse
Im at bacoor right now
>>52750121
Riding a bicycle through a train tunnel
>>52750121
Sasuage in tunnel
>>52750121
beautiful sweet oppression
>>52750591
They both emigrate to same or near some location and marry?
Also, why other Viet don't like you?
>>52750649
Phò mean whole.
Phở is the thing you want.
