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乙
ロシアの景色×アニメキャラのコラ画像合いすぎワロタwwwww
>>52726479
乙まゆゆ ありがとう
five for my penis
My confession is that I am not a scrub neither a kisama
>>52726479
Even if I become a obasan, will you really not change?
Why does NEC hate Japan and manufacture their monitors (and other electronics) in China?
>wake up
>wife hates me
>get on packed train to go to work
>boss shouts at me
>boss shouts at me some more
>finish at 11pm(after unpaid overtime)
>get on packed train to go home
>get molested
>don't get to see kids(they hate me)
>wife sees me as a walking wallet
>she sleeps in a seperate bed, haven't had sex in years
>she's probably cheating on me but too beta to say anything
>go to sleep
life in japan sure is hard, such a peaceful culture gozaimasu.
I want a girl who laughs for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I'm so fat because of christmas, I will never get a gf now
>>52726987
You get molested on the train, but you have a wife... and you haven't had sex in years...
>>52726479
>>52726479
乙
>>52726479
乙
テキサス西部は雪です。
>>52727423
It says (Misaki) "will not come" btw, for you gaijin
シャンパンコール
How do I destroy the Japanese economy?
The menace of the east has been dormant for some time, but you should never be complacent, and always remember: Beware of The Yellow Peril.
>>52726987
Why you so butthurt? Fapping to JAV still makes you lonely?
>>52727552
へぇ、なんか意外です。
Sorry for wanting to fuck all of your women japan
>>52729833
It's ok as long as you stick to 2D
We don't want German people near our 3D women
>>52729962
2d are not women, they're comics
>>52729305
not butthurt at all, japs must be wiped from this planet
>>52730020
Then stick to wanting them and not actually touching them, thanks
>>52730187
Because you yourself are too beta to score one? lmao
I'll fuck one just to spite you
Sup nigs
>>52730290
top kek bud
I wanna fuc
Who's pooped today? Reply to my post if you've pooped.
>>52730555
I pooped and then jizzed on the pile of shit in the toilet (we have one of those plateau meme toilets)
>>52730555
I need to poop right now
>>52730531
From the thumbnail I thought this was a bloody yandere picture
I am disappoint
どうしてこのスレの皆さんはシットポーストをしているか。僕は日本のスレを読んだことがありませんから、今日読もうとおもっていました。
教会していますね。
thread ha dead desu yo
>>52733239
日本語下手ですね
![Where-do-you-think-we-are.jpg1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dnKvbeR.jpg "Where-do-you-think-we-are.jpg1[1].jpg")
>>52733239
何を期待してたの?
>>52733417
Kiri fuck off
>>52733417
Hear what's german thought on jew ogress
how japaneses will react to see a very beatiful japanese women with foreigner walking on the street?
>>52733780
They will just think the woman is korean or a prostitute, or both
>>52727065
Are you German?
https://youtu.be/za9b7nGvd-0
>>52734685
Are you Japanese?
hey guys I just arrived in tokyo after a 24 hour flight from chicago, I barely speak japanese but I understand well enough to travel the trains, anyone wanna fuck around in record stores? i literally know one person in all of tokyo and he's busy for the next week
>>52735245
Looks like you got on the wrong flight m8.
>>52735245
>arrives in Tokyo
>has an SK flag
>>52733239
教会→後悔
All Japanese are very busy because it is the end of the year.
December is called 師走(shiwasu) in Japanese.
It means that 'It is so busy that teachers run'.
>>52735245
First, explain why you're posting with a Korean flag.
>>52735223
probably
Though I mind whether or not he understand Japanese.
>>52735308
>>52735294
>>52735293
flight from Chicago to Seoul and a connecting flight, wifi is still attached to the plane since I'm not on the ground
>>52735365
>shitposting from the plane
How rich are you?
>>52735391
About 4
I know a German person who likes old Japanese music.
Who are here except him?
>>52735517
That person is also the Korean GF shitposter
>>52735391
not rich just saved up a fuckton of money from my last job and I'm throwing it all at this trip
but FR tho if anyone in tokyo wants to record dive I'm down
>>52735689
I'd do [strange activity you come up with except homosex] with any poster, alas I'm not there.
>>52735635
And who are you?
He is elder person probably because the musician he likes is rarely known.
>>52735689
damn I wish I was in tokyo rn
what kind of music do you listen to?
>>52735190
What's this about?
>>52735817
No, he is 19
>>52735837
I listen to alot of shit but I'm mainly looking for j-rock and avant-garde shit (like le rallaizes denude), plus noise and post-rock. Was hoping to go to the Tricot show on the 31st but it sold out.
平なる 琵琶の調べに 乗る声に
幾代の糸 遡るらむ
語り部の ヒカリ無き目に 写るひと
内に秘めたる 声もあらわに
行き交うは 糸も網もと 絡まりし
いずれ訪れんと 背を見据え
引き潮の 声に響かれ 壇ノ浦
四代に討ちて 塞がれし時
>>52735979
Are you gonna go to Kyoto because Kyoto is full of records stores with obscure shit despite its size
>>52736088
i wasn't sure, alot of people told me to go there but tickets are apparently fairly expensive
>>52736135
Shoulda bought a rail pass
slightly related, any chance anyone here could let me know if tickets are still available for this show?
http://www.unit-tokyo.com/schedule/2015/12/28/151228_low_end_meeting.php
I can't read very well and I'm not very confident if I'll be able to purchase tickets
>>52735970
What is the point of the age of Self-declaration?
No Japanese in this thread knows the musician he likes probably.
They are not only the old but also special genre.
>>52736175
>Boris
fuck off kiddo
>>52736269
hey man I gotta see em at least once
>>52736232
So? It's not like they're just your run off the mill "obscure" 70s nowave punk fucks he posts
20min of blogscrolling basically
He's still a 19 year old shitposter with an obsession over Koreans
>>52736175
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AuP7sslauE
How old am I?
>>52736395
I didn't know you had to be fucking 20 to go see a show in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6AjuzJJNk
boris shuki
>>52736343
Do you know him?
Why do you know about other Anonymous?
It is unnatulal.
are there any good collections of old japanese folktales (in japanese)?
I need reading practise but manga and shit don't feel good at all to train reading with
>>52736476
Because he posts here a lot?
Stop acting like the bitch you are
Why are you namefagging anyway?
What makes your posts special enough that you think they always need to have your name attached?
Suck a cock you whiny little Japanese bitchboy
>>52736501
>>52736457
They probably serve alcohol there
>>52736570
Can you read Japanese language?
>>52736570
Well that escalated quickly
>>52736669
What does it matter?
>>52736690
Answer
>>52736682
He's pissing me off
Literally the archetypal Japanese wanker
He's the reason the country is so shit
>>52736756
What relevance does the question hold to the earlier conversation?
If I say no what would your reaction be?
>duh then what are you doing here you can't even judge because you need to understand culture and language and I'm literally choking on sushicock because I'm nihonjin the most stuck up virgin itt
>>52736839
I say again.
Can you read Japanese language?
Your remarks seem to be dirty.
>>52736979
失礼ですが、貴方は頭がちょいとおかしいね。。。
もしくは貴方の英語がそんな印象を伝わるかも知れない
もしかして、アラシ?
>>52736979
Why do you need to know that?
Gonna rub your untouched Japanese fish sausage to it?
Eat a cock tripfagging cancerfuck
>>52736682
>>52736764
>>52736979
he got caught samefagging, he'd use his trip to be all "nice and friendly japanese", but then he'd flame people as anon, it's how all japanese are, sneaky two-faced rats
>>52737148
君の日本語の方が頭はおかしく見えるよ。
>>52737183
welll that's not very nice
>>52737183
Fuckin' animal
>>52737323
本当?
じゃどの部分?
聞かせてください。
>>52737427
Japanese cūckfuck
I hope you rot in your loneliness or better yet choke on one of your msg laden cancer inducing 7/11 meals you anus
>>52737541
｢あたまがおかしい｣という言葉は罵倒語だ。
それを自分が言っておきながら、
他人を”頭がおかしい”というのは論理矛盾している。
「貴方の英語がそんな印象を伝わるかも知れない」
"伝わる"は自動詞だから、英語が自分自身で伝わっていくことを表す。
理屈も文法も整っていない支離滅裂な文章です。
>>52737595
ここは日本語スレッドだ。
罵倒しかしない外人は動物園に帰りな。
human only
Go to zoo, animals
>>52737541
He's taken his trip off again to confuse you.
>>52735360
I'm 100% German
and I don't understand Japanese
I like Japanese music like the Roosters but I'm more interested in Korea 2bh
>>52737807
荒らしの味方をするの?
>>52737874
The only troll or problem with this thread is nihonjin
He's crazy
ちなみに、またトリップを付け忘れてるぞ
>>52737789
koko ha go fuck yourself you schizophrenic piece of shit
Notice how there was no other Japanese poster in the thread until nihonjin got insulted. Then one conveniently came to defend him.
>>52737852
Why are you in every single thread if you are so interested in Korea?
Shouldn't you be eating rotten ground cabbage or worshiping plastic instead?
>>52737852
Ok.
Thank you for replying my question.
You don't know Japanese, but you something write abuse.
Though It is wrong, isn't it?
There are no wrong Japanese sentences.
>>52737789
typical sneaky jap, disgusting untrustworthy japanese rats need to be removed from earth.
two-faced jap rat.
>>52737952
名無しは自分だろ?
荒らし行為が悪いのであって、
名無しでも荒らさない者は悪くない。
お前は悪いんだよ。
>>52737747
>"伝わる"
あ、「伝える」って言いたかった*.
そうすればまだ違うか?
>>52737807
Maybe, but >>52737747 is correct, right?
>>52738100
"伝える"ならOkですよ。
でも
貴方の英語がそんな印象を｢感じさせる｣の方が良い。
主語は自分であるべき。
>>52738232
Fuck off nihonjin
>>52738050
lel I don't like plastic and double eyelids, newfag
I go to korean sites too and use kakao but I want to show the weebs here that it's possible to fulfil their dreams
I'm the master of this thread
>>52738058
what
>>52738271
Fuck you German
>>52738232
>>52738277
なるほど
教えてくれてありがとう
>>52738303
Wow, I knew you were pretty pathetic, but I didn't know it was this bad.
I feel sorry for you.
>>52738319
caught samefagging yet again, sneaky two-faced jap
When did you realize that kimchi tastes like rotten cock and Koreans are cultureless peasants?
>>52738059
Are you German's friend or an animal?
If you are friend of him, you should teach him society.
>>52738370
He's trolling a confirmed mental patient so
>>52738370
American lel
>>52738303
お前whatしか言わねえじゃんw
帰れよドイツスレに。
>>52738414
Hey bitchboy, where do you live?
I bet you wouldn't dare to meet me face to face and keep shittalking like you do on here
Because you're a pathetic internet wanker that's all
>>52738419
日本語でおk
>>52735297
>I wrote 教会
my bad kazoku, thanks for the pointer
>>52738510
あなたの自演バレバレだよ
>>52738500
You are rude.
You are in this thread 24 hours.
Go to hospital.
>>52738567
And you're a samefagging little bitch
>>52738551
自演は自分で自分と会話すること。
お前だけだろ。そんなことしてるのは。
>>52738319
>>52738395
マジ自演だったwwwww
>>52738567
he's not me
he's a newfag
he's worse than Stefano and his untalented Japanese girlfriend
>>52738623
トリップを外して自分を擁護することも自演という
ここだと
guys when will my Korean gf notice me
I'm so funny xD
>>52738613
煽り行為禁止。
日本の掲示板のルール
尚、これを破った者は他の誰を非難する資格も無い。
どんな対応を受けても文句を言う資格は無い。
>>52738702
お前の決めたルールで嘘言うな
言わないでしょw
みんな自由に投稿してる。
このスレにハーフの人がいますか
>>52738716
This isn't Japan you cocksucker
>>52738635
プロクシはドイツ旗荒らしの味方なんだな。
日本の荒らしと同一。
出てけよカス
>>52738796
In fact
Oh my god he's on a rampage today
ドイツ旗荒らしが居続ける理由がわかった。
日本旗の誰かフォローしてる。
>>52738930
Fuck off
I wonder if a mod will come by soon to delete some shitposting
wtf is happening in this thread? where's leafboy?
>>52739017
good bye _・)ﾉ
animal
>>52739017
If you keep fucking with him he's gonna explode. And he already sort of threatened you, for what that's worth
>>52738623
>自分で自分と会話
必ずしもそうじゃないよw
お前の名無しになることも自演だぞw
>>52738823
あいつがいらねーよww ドイツ旗の発言もぜんぜん同意しないがな
二人とも同じくshitpost止まらないww面白い
お前には日本人論くさいけどなぁ
>>52739110
>And he already sort of threatened you
Threatened him how?
What harm could he possibly do from sat behind a screen, a million miles away, in another country?
>>52738762
京都と福岡のハーフだよ
>>52739242
I would never want to test his kind of crazy. If you think he sounds off kilter in English he's a million times worse when to spends an entire thread talking about random topics in Japanese to literally no one. Have you ever seen him do that?
>>52739242
>from
Fucks sake!
Ignore that and read the sentence without the word "from".
>>52739326
>Have you ever seen him do that?
I have. I thought it was a bit weird.
>>52739335
I hate this, I do it every time.
何故ハルクの新作映画がないのか
>>52739398
"Those who break the peace of a Japanese message board don't get to complain no matter what measures are taken against them" pretty sure he said something like that
>>52739274
そのボケのセンスを見ると育ちは九州のほうかな
>>52739503
gotta go fast senpai
>>52739747
???
>>52739837
GOTTA
GO
FAST
SENPAI
???????????????????????????????
>>52739691
正直おもんないって言われる………
>>52739927
I don't understand what that means
How is blushing considered in Japan?
Is it thought of the same in Korea and China?
>>52739326
恐らくなんJみたいなぁ
>>52739956
It means you must call your parents once a night and talk to them on the phone for a short while even if you find it bothersome senpai
>>52739335
>>52739409
"do sat"?
>>52740098
sit -> sat
>>52740098
I missed a comma ... My mind was preoccupied with something that was happening in another thread
What harm could he possibly do, sat behind a screen, a million miles away, in another country?
It should have been this.
>>52740009
>Blushing is the reddening of a person's face due to psychological reasons. It is normally involuntary and triggered by emotional stress, such as that associated with embarrassment, anger, or romantic stimulation.
We haven't evolved enough to control our body reactions to mean differently just yet.
>>52739242
This guy is mentally ill, leave him alone.
>>52740405
how about "do by sitting"?
>>52740430
But do others view it differently?
e.g. x blushes and y & z feel sorry for them and think x is a disgrace
こんにちは
>>52740549
こんにちは
Kiwiちゃんもふもふ
>>52740549
こんにちは!!
>>52740527
Flushing is an involuntary body reaction.
It's more important that what's making a person flush than flushing itself, no?
>>52741008
ill make you flush
>>52739088
>animal
anime*
>>52741104
no
>>52726479
>japanese
>white
>>52741311
i won't give you a choice
http://www.sporcle.com/games/fuzhenzhen/spot-the-prefectures-of-japan
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/japanprefectures
http://www.sporcle.com/games/D3nn1s/japancapitals
http://www.sporcle.com/games/ckrubin/japan_cities_prefectures
http://www.sporcle.com/games/ArtFever/blitz_of_the_rising_sun
http://www.sporcle.com/games/fuzhenzhen/japan-prefecture-kanji-practice-clickable
http://www.sporcle.com/games/guepart/most-populous-prefectures-of-japan
>>52740549
what a limp wristed poofta animal
>>52742104
get fucked you dopey cunt
>>52742209
suck me off poofta
>>52742104
>>52742209
don't mind us. continue.
>>52742104
At least they can conquer their native animals
Why do aussists and kiwis hate each other?
>>52742369
>112 KB
money doesnt grow on trees ya know
>>52742420
why do you hate okinawans?
>>52742548
I don't hate them. I'm American
>>52742548
For the same reason why Australians hate Aborigines. They are fat, shit-skinned, and leaches to the social benefits.
>>52742692
at least okinawans can be good looking
>>52742692
>fat
>shit-skin
What
I want a qt Japanese girlfriend pls
>>52742812
Okinawan detected
>>52742844
That will come to $10 plus tip
>>52742844
Why do you say that as if it's hard?
90% of women over 35 years old today is likely to remain single for the rest of their lives in Japan.
>>52742978
why
>>52742548
it was caused by chinese agents.
>>52742849
I have never been to okinawa
I thought okinawans are skinny and good looking(many celebrities are from okinawa)
But, I googled it now and found they are fat
>>52743022
I don't know why. It's the stats.
>>52742548
what?
>>52742896
lel Japanese girls aren't cute
KOREAN girls are really cute
KOREA KOREA KOrEA KOREA KOREA KOREA
>>52743060
>fat
damn American food...
>>52742978
You mean 90% of single women over 35 でしょ?
>>52743060
They are not that fat. Hidariashieshiniki is way fatter.
>>52742896
>you will never go to a meido café and have a cute catgirl serve you sushi and green tea
Menschen sind geboren zu sterben.
>>52743375
I don't think they do sushi at meido cafes Nigel.
>>52743375
hahahaha your German is really bad
lel loser
>>52743288
yeah. thx
Some people become mentally ill because of marriage and this whole family thing, so being single is good, desu
>>52743697
i will find you wife so your mother can see her grandkids
すべての猫を抱きしめたいです!
>>52743811
love me.
>>52743811
Come on(ФωФ)
You're in Akiba buying high-quality, overpriced anime figurines and dakimakuras of your waifu when this girl comes up to you and demands that you give her all of your hugs
What do you do?
>>52743884
what sorta poofta animal is that?
>>52744058
hug her because she's korean
>>52744058
Why is Akiba in Korea?
>>52743884
ああ! 冗談です / 忘れて / 気にしないで!
(Ahh! Just kidding/Nevermind!)
どちらが良いですか?
>>52744145
>>52744169
You two are sharp ones.
>>52744169
what is akiba
the picture looks like it was taken at incheon airport
日本に行けば、どこに行く可き?面白い所はどこ?
>>52744780
京都に来い
>>52744780
歴史的な建築物が見たいなら京都だろうね
>>52744780
Bars run by Nigerians in Tokyo
>>52744939
はじめに、何日か東京に泊まりたかった
そのあと、京都にいくつもりだ
京都で何ができる?
>>52745103
oo
それいいな
Again,
there are too many Korean stalkers and no Japanese itt.
Holy crap!
>>52744780
ハウステンボス
>>52745333
>>52745333
何で有るの
How do we solve the Japanese manchild problem?
>>52745515
Are you implying that's a problem unique to Japan?
>>52745536
No, just that Japan is (culturally) very different from the West, and that the problem may need to be addressed in a different way.
Shikoku seems so tranquil. I would love to go there as well as seeing the rest of Japan.
Also when will Japan kick the zionist US military out of their country? The US military presence only serves to antagonize the PRC and Russia.
>>52745609
when will the Japanese*
Sorry.
>>52745515
Goverment paid prostitutes for all 20 year old or older virgins
I bought Sapporo Beer the other day, thinking I could get a nice taste of Hokkaido brewing traditions.
>my face when on the package it says "brewed and bottled in Wisconsin"
Fucking hell.
Happiness for a man is tied with having a family and children.
For a woman this is not the case.
Japanese men should be going all out to have kids to increase the national happiness.
>>52745430
長崎の人間はオランダが好きだから。たぶん。
Dejima
>>52745430
To remember the good old days with the Dutch people when we were shut in 400 years ago.
>>52745696
kek
>>52745973
どうして?
The right one is a Dutch guy about 300 years ago.
>>52741802
Thanks! I didn't realise how little I knew.
>>52745696
>brewed and bottled in Wisconsin
I couldn't help laughing at look your post.
The Dutch people drawn by a Japanese 300 years ago.
>>52746178
why is the Dutch guy touching his dick?
>>52745961
>>52746088
>>52746178
Are you a namefug "nihonjin"?
>>52746209
That's how we do business
>>52746209
Because it's too big and he had to hold it.
>>52746211
No. Not him.
>>52746178
I bet the Dutch grill was a super cute.
>>52746353
How much do you want to bet?
>>52746209
This Pokemon has outstanding potential overall
>>52746399
200 yen is maximum.
It's a fortune. You can buy 200 umaibos.
