brunch edition
>de gay
First for Muslims
Just wiped an eyelash out of my eye without blowing it away
Fuck sake, could've won the lottery just then
doing a poo and thinking about muslims
third for progressive terrorist sympathisers.
>>52587230
>not a christmassy edition
fuck u
doing a muslim and thinking about poos
>>52587293
>celebrating coca cola as an anime paki
weird 2bh
Doing poo and imagining my poo is a Brimstone bomb and the toilet water is a terrorist training camp.
>>52587322
>using a Brimstone on a stationary target
you fucked up son.
>>52587330
Looks like a literal sausage
>>52587344
It's my poo and I'll drop it where I like.
>>52587243
>wake up during WW2
>worry about Nazis
>talk about Nazis at the market
>eat breakfast and think about Nazis
>talk about Nazis at work
>take a shit worrying about Nazis
>nearly lunchtime, time to worry about Nazis
>eat a sandwich while hating Nazis
>Hurr durr why do you talk about nazis so much
having a pretend
>>52587293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gMjPezr8TY
Better?
>>52587243
well if you'd been diagnosed with cancer you'd probably spend a lot of time worrying about that too, wouldn't you?
>>52587230
which one is clarla?
>And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
Obviously never heard of Mt Kilimanjaro then have you? You fucking melt.
Might do a suicide desu
>>52587411
Youve been diagnosed with radical Islam?
>>52587364
when was the last muslim air raid you sheltered from lad? awful comparison. muslims literally don't affect me at all. i go days without thinking about them t b h. you lads are obsessed.
>>52587437
whys that love
>>52587018
common-sense
i don't just hate muslims, i'm also racist against pakis regardless of their religion because i simply don't like people with brown skin 2bh
alri LADS
>>52587470
t. Rasheed
>>52587424
>And there won't be snow in Manchester this Christmas time
Need a new charity single desu
my two gifts to you /brit/
one is a fantastic album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AmtSUoGgs
the second is objectively the best christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE
>>52587272
Go to Spain. Some unemployed "refugee" nob just won't 400,000 Euro in their lottery.
>>52587470
Muslims use different methods but are just as dangerous as the Nazis
>>52587504
>objectively the best christmas song
>Le ebin sex jokes hidden eith all the subtlety of a retard driving a bulldozer
OK m8
>>52587504
good lad, love that darkness song. love this one too t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-2Pu2N8g
post christmas songs
>>52587529
*nog *won
>>52587475
Just can't find any enjoyment in life anymore, I find it impossible to get motivated to do anything since everything seems so pointless. I'll probably hold it off until my parents die though. I wouldn't want to put them through so much trouble.
whos your coverfu?
>>52587257
>>52587263
>>52587272
>>52587286
>>52587292
>>52587293
>>52587306
Why are the first replies in a new thread always pure autism?
>>52587561
Smoke weed every day
Post a pick of your hand and others guess your personality
Let's see those greasy sausage fingers and grimy fingernails
>>52587590
>>52587561
Watch anime
Need a work gf
>>52587620
Spider
>>52587590
>>52587590
>cum marks on laptop bezel
>r9k bookmarked
>reddit bookmarked
>le /tv/ maymay show downloading
>hand clearly sees little sunlight
Autism confirmed.
boxing day is the #1 day for heart attacks
careful lads
>>52587590
emaciated gimp
>>52587620
some sort of lanky goblin
>>52587694
podgy pleb
Need a kyary gf
>>52587481
VERY good post
LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFvqwEF1W0
>>52587620
>tfw your hands are so big you have to use your dick for foreplay instead
>>52587694
Fat cunt
>>52587694
thats just general grime and i had the flash on ffs
>>52587590
>>52587766
serial killer?
>>52587590
Bellend
>>52587620
Fuck off Gollum
>>52587694
Fat mong
>>52587766
t. girl
I always hold the middle of the cracker so I win all the prizes
i hate niggers
fuck pakis
>>52587822
trim your fingernails
>All these sissy hands
fucking hell, do some sport/lifting/labour
>all these unaesthetic hands
I bite my nails and my hands still look better than these s m h
>>52587841
>implying its my hand
>>52587554
who cares? the darkness, they've always emulated that sex-rock vibe from the 80s
i had a nightmare last night where i made what i thought was a very rational and intelligent post on /brit/ and everyone disagreed with me
>Rose is really popular on /wsg/
Huh.....
http://strawpoll.me/4251774
>>52587859
I disagree
>>52587841
>being a nigger
>>52587859
I disagree
>>52587620
Lara Croft: Womb Raider
>>52587590
fairly normal hands, shit curly arm hair though
>>52587694
fat podgy cunt, disgustingly small index finger nail, fucked up thumb, bet you smell
>>52587822
too soft, low test
>>52587822
would hold that hand and rub those thighs 2bh
new deadlift PB lads
https://www.instagram.com/p/3eo7u3rvdy/
>>52587902
I'm the fat one and you're pretty much right but this is about personality.
>>52587620
ayy lmao
>>52587940
oh okay
you're undisciplined, probably cum on your hand then leave it for a while, probably wear glasses, bullied in school for being fat, blame others for your problems, going to guess you're in college/6th form currently and attempting to get into some second rate uni, will probably drop out and go NEET, virgin, rely on your mum for a lot of stuff, likes warhammer 40k
enjoying punk rock christmas choons today lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1KCjHbKM_s
>>52587992
>probably wear glasses
90% of /brit/ does according to a poll
>>52587940
and you slagged my hand?
FFS
>>52587939
NEXT STOP SNAP CITY
>>52588015
Only when I'm driving tbf
>>52587902
Better?
>>52588005
had no idea they did a christmas album and i've been a fan of them since i was a kid
>>52588036
bottom of the fingers is quite fat, top is thin, looks weird
>>52588041
>been a fan of them since i was a kid
good lad. fucking love bad religion
>David Cameron has urged people to reflect on Britain's Christian values in his Christmas message.
New Crusades when?
>>52588101
the Queen is literally going to call for a race war in her christmas speech
>>52587992
>>>52587940 (You)
>oh okay
>you're undisciplined, probably cum on your hand then leave it for a while, probably wear glasses, bullied in school for being fat, blame others for your problems, going to guess you're in college/6th form currently and attempting to get into some second rate uni, will probably drop out and go NEET, virgin, rely on your mum for a lot of stuff, likes warhammer 40k
Yes, no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no.
>>52588087
seems a bit ironic really, haven't listened to much of their new stuff
>>52588116
>mfw I'm right on all of them but you're too ashamed to admit it
>>52588036
Gay and autistic.
>christians
>jews
>muslims
get in the oven
>he isn't a methodist
>>52588113
Commonwealth is about 1/3 of the worlds population. We should fuck the EU off and go for it.
I work full time but I still quite like Warhammer desu. I wish what was acceptable in my life wasn't dictated to me by the normie agenda.
I think Christmas is a jewspiracy specifically against me
>>52587939
ALL ABOARD THE SNAP CITY EXPRESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOA2ZhBIQY
me
I bought Justin Bieber's song to make sure everyone knows the NHS is ineffective.
Wrote a poem lads
Peace be upon me
Peace be upon you
But I can't criticise thee
Lest you see me as a Jew
>>52588139
No, you're wrong on all of them except the first. I'm in uni, rustler's group, got fat in uni so I didn't get bullied in school for it, don't live at home or leech off mummy although my dad gives me a few hundred quid occasionally, blame myself for my problems because I know I'm a useless cunt, cum into a sock and think Warhammer is gay, and I don't wear glasses.
This is a great coffee 2bh
>Almost 2016
>not using a moka pot
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time, bang your mum, come back to present day, be your dad then molest you.
>>52587939
this looks very wrong and terrible for your back
>>52588209
Fuck off Tory cunt
>I have a degree in art history but i can't find a job
>>52588250
Where's my Christmas message Jez?
>>52588235
>Coffee
Fuck off Yank
Also it's better made with an aeropress.
>>52588101
Cameron, you ain't no Christian bruv.
>>52588272
chubby thumb is chubby
tis snowing here lads :p
>>52588324
Irish weather
>>52588324
rainy and windy here
Just got mugged lads. £4 for a fucking card.
>>52588324
>6°C here
Absolutely disgusting
>>52588272
>having a chode-thumb
me n the lads
>>52588344
was it a paki or a black?
>>52588324
It was hailing here earlier but that's it.
I was out on a run as it happened, bet everyone thought I was really cool and tough.
>>52588324
11c here might go to the beach later
>>52588386
It'd be Card Factory or Clinton's or something, read the fucking post
>>52588380
would like to put my penis in the blonde ones mouth
Dr Who is utter shite and if you like it you're a twat.
>not buying nice cards from oxfam or waterstones
lmao
>>52588409
oh so it was a metaphorical mugging
my mistake
>>52588423
Why do so many in brit have these creepy alien hands?
Oxford University should not remove a controversial statue of Cecil Rhodes from Oriel College, former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has said.
Students say the 19th Century colonialist's views are against the "inclusive culture" at the university.
Oriel College, which Rhodes attended, has agreed to remove a commemorative plaque in response to the campaign.
Mr Abbott, a Rhodes Scholar, said removing the statue would "substitute moral vanity for fair-minded enquiry".
Oxford University's Rhodes Scholarship is funded thanks to a legacy left after his death in 1902.
"The university and its students should prefer improving today's orthodoxies to imposing them on our forebears," Mr Abbott told the Independent newspaper.
"The university should remember that its mission is not to reflect fashion but to seek truth and that means striving to understand before rushing to judge."
Mr Abbott said that while Rhodes himself had not campaigned against racism, many of the scholars who benefited from his legacy had done so.
>you're overreacting, nobody is seriously racist anymore
What's the end-game for capitalism? One man owning the world?
>>52588464
all me
Prime Minister David Cameron plans to spend British taxpayers’ money on a pro-EU document to be sent to every household in the United Kingdom in the run up to the EU referendum. We believe voters deserve a fair referendum - without taxpayer-funded biased interceptions by the Government.
We, the petitioners, demand the Government STOPS spending our money on biased campaigning to keep Britain inside the European Union.
The Great British Public have waited since 1975 for a vote on our relationship with Brussels. No taxpayers’ money should be spent on campaign literature to keep Britain inside the EU.
>>52588464
probably already the case let's face it
>>52588455
big hands big willy
every christmas my hatred for East 17 gets to literal boiling point
>>52588495
Fuck off Italy, it's a great song.
>>52588495
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY
mama mia that'sa spicey anime girl!
>>52588455
post your hand then you small handed cunt
Dunno why I even bother with Christmas I never get a azn gf even though I put it on my list every year.
>>52588535
It's not the size it's the boneyness
>>52588548
>>52588573
post your hand then you pudgy handed cunt
>>52588548
Sure you could fine one easily who wants citizenship. The only problem is they'd assassinate you as soon as ink on the will was dry.
>>52588380
me and the OH
>>52588386
I don't buy stuff from paki shops as a rule. Was a paki in Morrisons though.
Jeremy Kyle: Lie detector
>Obese people
Literally (read: figuratively) bin their opinions.
>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFB5FqW4KQ
not a nonce, only kicked it because it's got 76 million views
>>52588636
>tfw 5'3 and over 670lbs
dunno how I'm even still alive
>>52588704
Please delete this post
Star Wars - 2D or 3D?
When I need cheering up all I need to do is to look at my bank account :3
>>52588750
nope
>>52588773
Yeah, your bank account makes me laugh as well tbf
>>52588704
I don't understand this video. Is it meant to be a joke?
She looks like she has a wasting disease 2bh, and her parents have fucked up royally raising her.
>man admits attraction to 15 year old girls
This fucker deserves to be dead.
https://twitter.com/AbuBisseh/status/679776022540111873
>1400 children raped by pakis in rotherham
.........
Hey Merry Faggots,
My name is Blitzen, and I love every single one of you. All of you are good, respectable, no-sinners who spend every second of their day helping your community. You are everything merry in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any lumps of coal? I mean, I guess it’s fun helping of people because of your own financially privileged status, but you all take to a whole new wonderful level. This is even better than jerking off to pictures of Santa.
Don’t be shy. Just gift me with your best present. You're pretty much perfect. I was captain of the sledding team, and starter on my Elf basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “help the old white lady across the street”? I also get straight ELF’s, and have a banging hot reindeer (She just flew me; Shit was SO joyous). You are all good boys who shall receive many presents from Santa this year. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me telling you all to have a Merry and Holy Christmas, God bless you all
How much in the bank then lads?
Six bags here.
>>52588793
I don't think it's real blud. The girl is constantly looking at the camera too.
I've no fucking idea what it is
>>52588787
OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
>>52588787
haha ya he has exactly £8008.135
just did a wake up
Capitalism wants children to go hungry and innocent ppl to be lose their jobs.
>phone contracts not supposed to take money out till the 27th
>they've taken it out already today
Some of you guys are alright, don't pick up the phone if you work for EE
do you know anyone who has been on jezza lads?
I know a guy, he was a right scrote in school
baboon sarnie
>Police are literally camping on the main road out of my city pulling over people who are heading home for Christmas and fining them.
Have the cunts literally got nothing better to do? Why not go stop some terrorists or solve some murders?
Anyways if we're gonna discuss male privilege pls specify to cis men. Trans men don't benefit from male privilege.
>>52588946
>associating with the underclass
> Having a genuinely good Christmas
> even listening to carols now
>>52588998
Stop having fun reeeeeeeeee
when ur working on christmas day and christmas eve -____________-
>David Cameron under fire for hailing Britain's Christian values in Christmas message.
>"As a Christian country, we must remember what his birth represents: peace, mercy, goodwill and, above all, hope.
>"I believe that we should also reflect on the fact that it is because of these important religious roots and Christian values that Britain has been such a successful home to people of all faiths and none."
But Mr Cameron, on Ramadan you said it was Muslim values that made Britain great, which one is it?
>>52588796
That Paki girl is an absolute semen demon
>>52589034
God Bless you, lad
Merry Christmas
>>52588929
You got paid early because of Christmas, why wouldnt they take that early too?
>>52588960
>baboon sarnie
what did he mean by this?
>>52589047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YltnBjqZU
What will you be listening to on the day of the rope, lads?
>>52588998
>Australian """Christmas"""
>Christmas
>every year I try to spend less
>every year I spend the same amount or more
fml
>>52589049
Quite depressed tbf lad gonna off myself next year
>>52589070
bread
baboon
bread
Got a sneak peek and my prezzies lads, I've been a VERY good boy.
>>52589040
> she will never fart in your face
>>52589077
Not so fast racist
>Some college students agree radio stations should stop playing “White Christmas,” because the holiday classic is said to be “a racially-charged micro-aggression.”
>Media Research Center’s Dan Joseph asked students on a college campus to sign a petition against the song “because the song only focuses on ‘White’ Christmases.”
>Joseph asks, “We think that the song ‘White Christmas’ is insulting to people of color because it says snow is white and therefore it is good.”
>“Sounds understandable, makes sense,” one student responds to his plea for a signature.
>Only one student refused, while another requested more information, according to the video, but most students who passed by agreed with Joseph and signed the petition.
>In one hour, 18 college students signed the petition to ban the song.
>“That’s how bad political correctness has gotten on college campuses,” Joseph stated at the end of his report.
>>52589055
t. Shekelberg Goldestein
>>52589104
I want her to fart on my face with her breasts
>>52589085
Fuck off nonce, i never asked for you to colonize this hell hole
>>52589087
haha i knew about brit boys being hung as fuck but this is ridiculous!
plan for the day:
>get a haircut
>purchase jumper from shop near the barbers
>get to the pub between 2-4pm
>stay til it shuts and get absolutely bladdered
Thinking of becoming a muslim so I don't have to buy presents on Christmas lads
>tfw pretty sure nan is going to die in the next few days
>family doesn't really care about christmas as much since dad died
he was literally the glue that held this family together, everyone loved him
>>52589077
Very clever.
Will be singing shit like this tbqh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZSN5KC8eyo
>>52589131
are you having a BBQ on the beach today la
>>52589133
>getting drunk
WOW! so exciting haha :D hopefully you dont make a silly billy of yourself lad! haha! :D
Payslip came in lads, £80 of holiday pay on top haha
wage-slavery is great.
>>52589149
Good plan la
>>52589114
> we will dream of a WHITE christmas and they cannot stop us
>>52589154
>Not stepping up and taking his place
>Whining on 4chan instead
>>52587620
>>52589194
well I can't do much whilst I'm in uni lad, I don't have much money
>>52589170
I got £400 in holiday pay haha
>>52589154
ur daddy is so in hell
>>52589170
>got over double time thanks to Christmas tips in the last two weeks
>got a Christmas bonus from the job centre too
Rolling in it desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fl9yZUwbhs
>I'll go to uni so I'll make more money!
>I don't have any money!
Students crack me up
>>52589170
My boss is paying for my new fridge
>>52589160
youll be singing funeral hymns nonce
>>52588036
More pls
>>52589047
>which one is it?
neither, he literally doesn't give a shit
he's only saying what he thinks people want to hear
>No Christmas bonus
tfw got lots of gifts from my wife's boyfriend
got lots of prezzies for my wife's kid too.
>>I'll go to uni so I'll make more money!
>>I don't have any money!
>Students crack me up
>>52589308
Shit tier bait
Can't stop thinking about big willies in my bum
>have to look after my husbands son again because he has another business meeting
Fucks sake
>>52589250
I'd be interested to know their preference 2bh: Lincolnshire? Cumberland? Bratwurst?
Nice to see young people so interested in food.
>>52589348
bit gay that
gonna be spending Christmas with my gf. This is a pic of her desu
>>52589348
I'm not sure if I should hook up with a cute boy after work tomorrow and get some eggnog if you know what I mean hahahahaha
>>52589095
>being this much of a teenager
>>52589381
Not quite sure what you mean actually, are you on about him ejaculating in your mouth?
>>52589381
Excellent idea.
still reading my chekhov book
>>52589419
Watch your fucking mouth
God Jul :3
Bought the son of the guy fucking my mum an iTunes gift card lads.
>This one isn't a gimmick :/
Daily reminders:
Floss & brush daily (twice 2bh)
Drink 6+ pints of water daily
Fructose is literally poison
>>52589381
>working on Christmas day
>Bent
Kek, imagine being this fucking sad sack
>>52589452
jokes on you m8 i get paid double
DOUBLE!!!
>>52589479
good wagecuck
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been collecting loose change in a jar all year. going to get it converted shortly. reckon theres about €50-60 in there. was going to give it to some charity but instead I'm just going to drink it instead cause fuck poor people
>>52589479
sleep tight porker
>>52589434
Bought the daughter of the bloke shagging my mum some perfume but she's fit as fuck and she's going to be sleeping in my bed on boxing day and I'm hoping she'll ask me in too ;))
morning lads
got any plans for christmas eve?
>>52589377
delete this
>>52589452
He must be one of those bent muslims
>>52589501
everytime i buy milk i take my big bag of 5ps and put them all in the self service machine, holds the queue up sometimes but i enjoy spending small coins
>>52589253
alri hunts
stop banging on about your fridge
>Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
>No one was saved
Chills, lads.
>>52589517
Few pints then scarper 2bh
Everyone from school will be out and hate having to go through small-talk with all of them.
>>52589524
Like that cute lad off Great British Bake-off
>>52589524
I actually decided to work on Christmas.
So let me get this straight, there's actually people here that aren't going to their parents house for Christmas?
>>52589596
tbf at spar they pay you like triple wage so its like £150 in one day
pretty good
>>52589596
>I-I swear, I'd rather be w-wageslaving than spending Christmas with my f-family
Are people interested in Christmas eve /brit/ film night special?
Chances are I won't be able to stream till quite late though (11ish at the earliest)
Things I did with my new slavshit gf last night
>bj
>vigorous fingering
>stroked my willy on her nipples
>69
>full sex in various positions
>came on her face and tits
>she wiped it up and swallowed it
Afterwards she told me I'm the best she's been with
>>52589643
But I finish at 2 (2pm) (in the afternoon)
>>52589633
I know a lad who's spending Christmas in Australia voluntarily because his parents hate him for being a bender.
Sad as fuck desu.
hating my life
>My base hourly wage is too high so I don't get overtime pay because they literally can't afford me.
Thinking of buying a burqa, lads
>>52589670
I would prefer an early evening one though, pub session tonight lad
*dangles the mistletoe above us..* :3
