kentqt edition
cara
British ingenuity at work
I'm going to kill myself soon
init
>>52525847
>christmas parties
MUM GET THE CAMERA
>>52525866
Nice double
>>52525888
Nice triple
>tfw all about that bass
>>52525868
give us some ket.
how does this makes you feel /brit/??
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1450821995681.webm
reposting:
this rather cute girl is offering to take my virginity, only if i do it while on MDMA with her. i've never done MDMA before.
Should I do it lads?
maiz wilheims
>>52525897
punchable face
Knife throwing had to be the dumbest fucking shit in film and TV ever.
>Hello attacker do you want to have my knife here you go!
There's not many places you can hit that will kill someone in one blow. So all they're gonna do is pull the knife out themselves and then kill you with it.
>>52525881
FONT
>>52525897
>looks like a dog
>aren't i cuuuuuuuuuttttteeeeeeee :3
haha
>>52525868
put willy in chair
>>52525898
tbf I'm going to a party on NYE
No idea who's going to a party on Christmas though, that's a time for family senpai
>>52525922
I hate this wigger bitch.
チューン
(CHOON for all you baka gaijin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuae3_kJkA
>>52525924
delete this
>>52525839
>another pig edition
>>52525927
>MDMA
>sex
>>52525927
nah you'll probably get pilly willy lad
>>52525925
>Before penis
Sexually excited
>After penis
Even more turned on
>>52525897
ape
Is this the most fedora thing on the internet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw
>>52525927
you'll have pill dick lol
>>52525970
>>52526006
what's pill dick? I won't be able to get it up?
>>52525927
Just pretend
>>52525949
she a cute, CUTE!
>>52525934
tbf film characters are very good at getting their knives to go straight for the throat
>page 3
>>52525964
desu
even have that hog filtered hoping i wouldn't have to see it again
What's the point of relationships? They're just a game where the objective is to see how long you can keep it going before one of you does something stupid of finds someone better.
>>52525889
I was just looking for advice with something and somewhere to vent lad. No need to be a cunt. I've really managed to get back on a positive track in the last year and a half and i'm terrorfied of falling in old habits and the terrible state of mind i was in when i was 18
>>52526036
*spins towards you*
>>52526023
it's literally impossible.
>>52525925
Bigger dick than I have
>>52525987
>electro-swing
no but it's close
Azusa
>>52525839
spoiler that HOG
kimojis are finally out lads, the wait is over
>>52525925
Anybody who has actually had sex before could tell that that's not how a girls vag looks from behind
>>52525934
anyway stabbing anyone anywhere is going to fuck them up desu and if they take it out theyll be too busy bleeding out to attack you
>>52526056
idk I think it's an age thing.
despite that still existing as you get older, you share experience and your lives with one another. it's cute 2bh.
>>52526076
>Electro
There's no electro in it 2bh
>>52526040
>>52526139
samefag
>>52526056
And the loser becomes depressed for a year tops
>>52526023
pilly willy is like every force in the universe acting in unison against your willy to keep it floppy and useless
rina
>>52526056
They're a way of making life cost less. Your rent is halved, utility bills are discounted because they're shared and food bills are also discounted.
Also, free sex.
You now remember that Alexander Jahans exists
https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke/videos
Looks like /pol/ has stopped spamming his videos, his views have gone down
>>52526069
he's semi hard tbf
>>52526155
all me
>I post pakis every thread
thankyou goodnight much love
>>52526139
One knife wound anywhere but the throat or in the eye isn't going to kill anyone quick enough before they kill you, if at all.
best type of captcha
girl at the chinkies is pretty attractive lads, not a native chink or anything, but still cute
>>52526168
Why is her mouth so big?
>>52526163
That sounds terrible
Is there a cure?
>>52526187
you said that last thread just fuck off already JESUS christ will you ever leanr
If you can't handle me at my ironicist you don't deserve me at my sincerest
She wont care if you get pilly willy and neither will you, you'll just spend at least 2 hours rubbing up on each other.
>>52526207
it's cute
>>52526202
>doesn't use legacy captcha
>>52526207
All the better to suck cocks with
>>52526207
for you
>>52526202
no
>>52526131
yeah I was looking for vag as well but there was a big on 4 seconds where you see gooch that could be vag
every body is slightly different
anything that pisses off the sexually binary people out there is a good trick
>>52526230
;_;
sorry dad
i just want someone to tuck me in :3
>>52526195
a knife blade going any depth into a limb is going to wreak havoc with the muscles and nerves, if its taken out theyre going to be bleeding severely
a knife to the stomach will cause intense pain rupturing organs and a slow agonising death
obviously they wont drop dead on the spot but youre an idiot if you think theyll just shrug it off unless youve kidnapped their children or something
also kyary
>>52526147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electro_swing
>>52526141
The fact that it will almost certainly end makes me cynical about the whole thing. When you've been with a girl for a few months and start planning your futures together, how can someone tell that big of a lie to themselves?
>>52526036
Spinning does wonders for my abs and core!
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE
YOUR LOVE
FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>52526321
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>52526305
*cucks you in*
The wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqEULs_oe8
>>52526321
ah ha good korean girl i see
>>52526315
People survive multiple knife wounds and gun shots all the time.
This isn't the movies, it takes a lot to kill someone in real life.
>>52526245
>>52526273
both of these
Sister bought a slendertone lads. I don't have the spirit to tell her
>>52526291
why do people have rooms like this without nothing actually in them just stuff lying all over the place
it's nearly always poor people who don't have enough to furnish it but have lots of trash and are generally unclean
no excuse since ikea furniture
>>52526354
>t. Arigato Gomenasai
>>52526390
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52526169
>everyone goes though life pretending utility is love
>>52526375
>all the time
Well, not literally ALL the time
>>52526010
>>52526010
>>52526010
>>52526010
>>52526010
HOW CAN WHYTE BOIS EVEN COMPETE?
>>52526413
dwi
>>52526379
>>52526273
literally could not imagine her having sex, don't know why. I think it's the accent
>>52526327
>When you've been with a girl for a few months and start planning your futures together
only freaks do that shit in a few months. it's just a perspective thing, and I actually view that as the complete opposite. that scares me not because it will end but that is giving me a glimpse of my projected future for the rest of my life.
people are different and have different types of relationships. you'll most likely find one one day that suits your style and just like it.
Literally just got back and posted in the old thread, how daft.
Got the gfs crimbo prezzy just in time lads
Her fav character
>>52526368
DELETE THIS
>>52526375
no they dont you jebend
a single stab can easily be enough to kill anyone who doesnt receive urgent medical attention
rupturing any organ or severing any artery is essentially a death sentence, especially if in the middle of a fight where you cant run away to get help
gunshots can be lethal anywhere in the body except large areas of fat without arteries like the buttocks
where have you been learnign this from
>>52526471
>kiwi
new flag when?
>>52526471
Aw that's nice
Usually girls don't get on with their mother in law
What are your plans for 2016?
>>52526517
kill self
>>52526497
a single stab can kill someone in one case
but someone can survive a gunshot to the head in another
it all depends
>>52526497
Statistically most stab victims do survive. Guns are another matter though yes
Just watched the force awakens lads. Better than the prequels, but still not as good as anime desu
>>52526517
GF2016
F
2
0
1
6
The coziest thing about an apocalypse would be going inside any building you want, imagine just being able to go into any house or any of those tall office buildings you have no reason to be inside haha
COZY
>>52526375
people survive stab wounds to the stomach because the stabbed clearly has no idea and will go for the navel.
any sort of knife training or anatomical knowledge and youre pretty much fucked in 10 minutes.
>>52526517
Probably try to kill myself, probably in February.
>>52526418
>>52526169
>>52526056
desu I am REALLY interested whether people actually believe in love or whether they're simply utility maximising individuals looking for the most attractive (both physically and income) partners looking for the best deal that they can get
>>52526569
heres are lad
>>52526517
early bed time
computer for vital scheduled activities only
drink water
no porn wanks
Lift and squat
Moisturise
Read
Agree to social activities at work
Join choir
Duolinga
Real name on all social media including linkedin
Write Tinder bio with real photo
Use whatsapp and snapchat on iphone
Buy a console
Update CV
>>52526497
Real life not the movies.
You remember that black man who shot that white woman on TV?
He shot her 3 times and she still managed to run away. He had to chase after her and put a bullet in her head to stop her living. If that was a man armed with a knife he could have easily killed the shooter before dying.
>>52526580
do it on valentines day, everyone will think it's really romantic and tragic
96WNE YSB
>>52526517
This year I got a job. Next year I get a gf. Unless I lose my job in which case see >>52526530 >>52526580 >>52526595
>tfw i lived in scotland and voted "no"
Jizzlam
>>52526610
FONT
>>52526601
.22's are like bee stings
>>52526610
Nothing to live for.
>>52526638
Good plan senpai.
>>52526610
was just kidding mate
probably
need to get a job/move out/stop being a virgin if I don't want to take that route though
>>52526452
I sure do.
depressed as fuck lads
I feel like shit on the best of days, but today I feel like extra super shit
Reminder that China is implementing a public score system where you get points for being a good loyal citizen, and loose them for being a bad one.
reminder that we will someday get something akin to that here, where your "social credit score" goes up when you act PC and docile but goes down and you are punished/ostracized for disobeying the social dogma.
>>52526651
Congrats cucklad
WHERE IS MY WEED
>>52526651
same fa,m
listening to some thugger
>>52526511
Hopefully never
>>52526514
Very cheeky! You little minx
>>52526587
Love is utility in essence and actuality but whether your relationship is any less superficial and how you define it are more individual. I'd say its largely based on experience and compatibility of the individuals.
Besides, what's wrong with utility? If you don't feel the need that's fair enough, but there's nothing wrong with it being only that.
>>52526651
how did you get on our electoral register
>>52526601
>if that was a man armed with a knife he could have easily killed the shooter before dying
i thought knife wounds were insignificant :()
bullets of different calibres will have varying effect especially if they happen to miss organs, which was my point (hitting organs/arteries is usually fatal but sometimes they happen to miss any vulnerable areas)
stop the condescending "real life not the movies" bollocks you just sound like a twat especially since youre not saying where youve learned this information
>>52526667
i'm moving out next month
i don't have a job or anything just enough money to survive a few months
it'll have to do
>>52526601
it was either a .22 or a 9mm
either way, they were shit grouped shots with a weakish calibre weapon. two .45 rounds to the chest is a different story altogether
>>52526686
how? She's too pure for that
People have been impaled right through their abdomen and survived.
Hi my name is Colm
>>52526692
Same. I had a dream last night were I fell in love with a girl. Woke up and it was obviously all my imagination. Been feeling much worse than normal since.
>>52525927
what is MDMA
>>52526729
I have right of abode in UK because I was born in a B.O.T.
Already forgotten about those paris attacks haha
>>52526720
It's not that there's something wrong. I just don't get why people pretend that there's more to it if that is the case. Also I'm too autistic to tell the difference so I'd kind of appreciate a leaflet or something so that I know how to blend in with the normies
>>52526732
> thought knife wounds were insignificant
1 knife wound is insignificant. The original argument is that throwing a knife is retarded because now the attacker has your knife and will stab you repeatedly with it.
>>52526693
Might be a good idea if it was made practical and ethical
>>52526758
I'll impale your bumholey in a minute
>>52526758
and right through the head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
>>52526795
men doing man anal
>>52526810
rasheed
>>52526805
proofs?
>>52526700
In the dude lmao
Han dies
>>52526822
>Died at 36
Would it be cynical to suggest that his death was at least in part due to being stabbed through the fucking brain?
Who /eurobeat/ here?
>>52526814
but theyve just taken a knife to some part of their body you literal pillock
what kind of tard would throw a knife without having another weapon anyway
in any case chucking a knife into someone guarantees youll be able to escape since they have to react to being stabbed and risk pulling it out before they can pursue you with it
>>52526860
bit late edgylad
>>52526812
Most people really don't think about things that deeply or have any real understanding of the concepts.
I'm no genius but the truth is most people are very thick or just living in blissful ignorance
>>52526758
and impalements are different. if you have an object pierce your flesh and you remove it, you do damage removing it and all ruptured blood vessels are allowed to free bleed. if you don't, the object supplies enough force to prevent a decent amount of the blood vessels for leaking. same thing works with impalements and same thing works for crushed limbs. it's literally safer to leave a tonne of concrete on someone's arm than it is to remove it because of crushed syndrome.
Why don't you have a qt paki wife yet, /Brit/?
>>52526805
>a B.O.T.
Which one la? How long have you lived in Yankshire?
>>52526860
Hahaha good one lad
Funny AND original
>>52526874
Fuck off continental
>>52526874
YES senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5o90P6YfEg
>>52526911
I have never actually met a Pakistani.
Rob gets killed at the wedding
>>52526874
I want a volvo 340 with fiberglass arches and big mudflaps and 4 spotlights to play eurobeat on
>>52526892
Far more likely you've just made them angrier and now they have a nice shot of adrenaline they can use to better kill you.
You don't try and kill someone unless you can be sure you'll succeed.
>>52526852
i'm afraid anything i have to prove that is with my parents. all i have is an old london underground card
>>52526913
I was born in Bermuda, my father is a British citizen and my mother is American citizen. Living here for 2 years
>mfw Eurobeat
Shit white people do:
Eat cheese
>>52526979
t. trained assassin
>>52526599
this will not work
>>52526815
>Might be a good idea if it was made practical and ethical
it will be a shit idea reguardless, basically it monitors all social media, online purchases, everything to give you a score, and your score only goes up if you do state approved things, but if you have friends with low scores then your own score goes down.
people with high scores get special benefits and are gently encouraged to rat out their "bad" friends. its like the cultural revolution but way less messy.
something similar I guarantee will pop up here eventually, a "game" where you are publicly scored on everything you do, or penalized for things that are seen as not politically correct.
we are already fairly close with how much social media has been integrated into most people lives, to the point you require multiple accounts for many jobs or to be taken seriously in social situations.
Judge Rinder battering the shit out of UEA on University Challenge tonight lads
I'm in Kent. How do I summon kentqt?
>>52526997
Build stable, successful countries
help me set up dm-crypt with LUKS on debian lads
>>52526999
t. seen enough people fighting and dying in webms and on liveleak to know what will and wont kill a person.
>>52526936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk3KZyq5uWU desu
>>52527053
put some pig slop out
>>52526599
>use my time productively
>buy a console
lol
>>52527053
Prop a box up with a stick then lure her in with a tub of lard
>>52526997
>shit black people do
>>52527083
In a trough, or will just pouring it on the ground suffice?
>lose half of your brain
>survive
>get a degree
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahad_Israfil
just did a big smelly shit
>>52527130
One little kid killed all those people and did all that? Holy shit, wouldn't want to mess with him desu senpai
>>52527136
think the ground will do but maybe she has a ounce of self respect
That china person score thing lowers when you play video games or watch anime so it's good in my book.
>>52527076
this actually
on the Internet I've seen people get stabbed several times, have their hands cut off, get slashed in the head and body with a machete several times, get bayoneted in the head and so on and they didn't die, they remained conscious for a good few minutes before collapsing
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>>52526997
I fucking love cheese ngl
feel bad for people who don't, they are missing so much.
>tfw got 8 different kinds of cheese and 5 different kinds of wine for Christmas
>poo peeland
>>52527159
>Be American
>Get shot
I welcome refugees with open hearts and open legs
>>52526997
shit asians do
eat cheese then shit their guts out because of lactose intolerance
>>52527208
favorite cheese?
>Surgery literally used to be done by the same guy that cut your hair.
Ha ha madmen why didn't doctors do it? People in the past were so retarded.
Shit Indians do
Not in the loo
>>52527216
fucking slut
>>52527216
She looks well dumpy there haha
>>52527195
desu if you've ever gone hunting before you will know it can be hard to take an animal down, especially depending on the weapon/caliber/where you hit it.
>>52526962
awful
>>52526517
same as 2015, depressing isn't it.
>>52527236
Everyone is lactose intolerant
>>52527167
He just lost the plot one day
A renegade
>>52526997
Shit black people do:
Drown
>>52527286
Lactoses welcome
>>52527286
fuckng racist
>>52527286
Rasheed
>>52527286
nah, just the racists
>>52527300
A madman
>>52526997
build civilisation
cure diseases
discover evolution, DNA
launch people into space
>>52526997
Shit latinos do
snooze
>>52526997
shit white people do:
stop at stop signs
>In 2003, an Australian coal miner amputated his own arm with a Stanley knife after it became trapped when the front-end loader he was driving overturned three kilometers underground. The amputation proved to be unnecessary as emergency services arrived and recovered the trapped arm, but were unable to reattach it
>>52527245
I've said before its Camembert hands down especially when it has warmed to room temperature and is slightly runny and full of flavor with some Chardonnay to match.
beyond that those some Blue Stilton or nice aged Cheddar are always great.
white people are so defensive
>>52527247
Seems logical. First he shves you, then he operates on you.
>>52527317
Shit black people do:
Nuffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
What did you get me for crimbo lads?
>>52527421
I'm a fan of a cheeky bit of gruyere myself, especially with onion soup
About to order dominos wahey
>>52527453
My bellend
>>52527408
reminds me of this
>>52527421
quite like brie desu
at least the frogs are good for one thing
>>52527427
>Nuffin
>>52527453
singing fish tbqh mate
>>52527484
>8 years
What the fuck took him so long?
Up at 6.20 in the morning waheeeeyy
me on the right
>>52527484
That's very impressive in fairness
>>52527453
2 tickets to Russel howards good news week
>e-cigs
>finally allowed to show people smoking in adverts and being happy about it again
>smoking is sexy ads are back
God bless vapers
>>52527484
how did he make his own bionic hands if he had no hands to make them with
>>52527567
wahey
>>52527421
Davidstow has some cracking aged cheddars. They do one called cornish cruncher which has crystals of lactate throughout which is just sublime.
Baked camembert is god-tier
I only like hard cheese, goopy shite turns me off big time.
da Ritz
fuck levels at work are going down lads
>>52527582
thought the same thing the first time I saw a commercial for blu
>>52527423
too many sensitive teenagers who can't handle the banter
>>52527485
English cheese is really good
picked up this a while ago, right from Ontario
Glengarry Blue
and English Cheese regularly wins international contests, Stilton especially.
>>52527568
>not touching her waist
>>52527582
>started off as a way to quit
>now it's a mouth fedora and people 'vape' because it's a new fad
>government bans e cigs in public spaces even though they're just fucking steam
>>52527582
>e-cigs
The local e cig shop has a big sign that says 'vaping saves lives'
Is that allowed?
dear santa
geez this
https://www.beedspeed.com/vespa-lamp-rear-light-unit-rallysuper-p-1606.html?osCsid=6mvsv0jdhd211csrpsuj4c0g43
>>52526997
>Eat meat without any spices
>Charge their cihldren rent
>Brush their teeth AFTER breakfast
>Think paying more for something makes it inherently better
>white people
smdh
>>52527484
How many good boy points do you reckon the Chinese government gave him for that?
fucking hate muslims 2bh
