>wake up in Australia
>realise it's another day of scorching summer
>dream of snow
>burst into tears
>wake up in not poland
noice
>Polish flag
Hmmmmmmmm
No one even likes snow after the first 2 seconds of it
The weather has been so mild in Perth that I actually don't know how to deal with it.
>>52447048
>wake up in poland
>realize you're a soviet communist
>commit suicide
>>52447048
>Wake up in Poland
>Realise my country will never amount to anything
>Dream about space
>Cry
It's rainy and comfy right now where I am t.bh
>>52447048
This literally never happens.
The heat is fantastic, almost everyone here vastly prefers the heat to the cold.
You can get your kit off and your rig out in the heat, you can enjoy life in the heat. Heat isn't debilitating, incredible cold is debilitating [spoiler]living in the post-communism shithole[/spoiler] is debilitating.
>>52447048
>want to watch movie
>try to buy it
>$90, can't afford that
>try to download it
>get fined $225,000
>go to blockbuster
>closed down
>go to library
>fucking crocodile in the library, can't go in
Such is life.
>>52447132
>tfw there's no spoilers on /int/ and i forgot.
>>52447132
the heat is shit unless you're a darky
>>52447163
Every board should have spoilers desu
>>52447048
Yeah man i know, a snowy day must be fucking beautiful. ;_;
I hope to see one of those some day.
>>52447132
Now that's an opinion you don't see every day
When it's cold you get yourself a mug of tea, turn heating on or wear more clothes. When it's +30 outside and you're in a commieblock, there's no help for you
Cold is good for sleeping, it's soothing pain and helps you think straight. Heat just plain dulls your mind and makes you lazy, and most alcohols taste awful when it is hot
>>52447048
http://youtu.be/WVmzLCfN8LA
>>52447246
this t.bh
>>52447246
Your mum taste awful when hot too.
>>52447246
>+30 outside and you're in a commieblock
See, this is probably where this difference comes from. Everywhere I go is breezy and well ventilated. Heat is fantastic if you can avoid direct sunlight while also having fresh circulation of air.
>Cold is good for sleeping, it's soothing pain and helps you think straight.
Again, I'm the opposite. Cold makes it hard for me to sleep, it makes my body ache and my lungs have to work harder. The warmth is soothing, as long as a fan is on to keep the air moving, IMO sleep is better when it's hot.
>Heat just plain dulls your mind and makes you lazy
I'd almost agree with this, but it doesn't dull my mind. It does relax me, which means I'm less stressed and more able to make decisions.
>and most alcohols taste awful when it is hot
There's NOTHING better than an ice cold beer on a hot day. Spirits are gross, wine is okay, but beer is the elixir of life in this 40 degree weather.
>>52447246
>When it's cold you use heating
>But when it's hot air conditioning doesn't exist anymore
And who in the fuck drinks hot alcohol besides poms?
>>52447333
You sound like a total faggot, faggot.
>>52447465
You sound like a real pansie ass
>>52447048
Yeah mad scorching summer family
It's been overcast all day and is currently raining steadily. Lastnight hardly fell below 27 degrees though due to no cool change. Cunt's fucked.
>>52447333
>See, this is probably where this difference comes from.
Could be, mate. It's near zero outside while +23oC inside and my central heating is OFF. I had to open the window a few times to drop the inside temperature. In summer it's going to be unbearable
>Again, I'm the opposite. Cold makes it hard for me to sleep, it makes my body ache and my lungs have to work harder. The warmth is soothing, as long as a fan is on to keep the air moving, IMO sleep is better when it's hot.
Very uncommon opinion
>I'd almost agree with this, but it doesn't dull my mind. It does relax me, which means I'm less stressed and more able to make decisions.
Warmth is relaxing, which isn't what you want when you have to focus because at work with a customer or a qt3.14 grill wants you to say something witty
But I'm also allergic to grass in this grassy country, which turns me into a mentally challenged individual for all the hot season
>There's NOTHING better than an ice cold beer on a hot day. Spirits are gross, wine is okay, but beer is the elixir of life in this 40 degree weather.
Agreed. Ice cold vodka in winter or hot mead is fantastic, but cold beer in summer tastes divine
Too bad beer makes you fat, you piss a lot and in the end you lose water instead of gaining it so you have to remember to drink a lot later
>>52447379
What is "air conditioning"?
>mfw it's cooled down yesterday here
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>52447570
It's when you condition the air to act cooler
>>52447587
zzzz
>>52447591
Unheard of here except for offices where people are dicks and in +35oC they turn it to blast a +15oC humid air straight into your face
>>52447587
Fuck off bydło
>>52447587
>be poland
>puts a huge amount of effort into posting
>doesn't get his post read past the first two lines.
Why do poles love Australia so much?
>>52447643
>be Australian
>get impressed by my HUGE post
>>52447679
Because you're so stupid or exotic that you're funny
>>52447615
Its unheard of because Poland isnt ~cool~:)
>>52447679
Poland:
>Cold
>Desolate
>Poor
Australia:
>Warm
>Hospitable
>Prosperous
We're the opposite of them and they can't handle it.
>>52447587
>M
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>>52447723
>>52447726
>this is what happens when your HDI is high
>>52447779
>M
>U
>H
>G
>D
>P
>>52447779
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
>>52447333
t. lizard
>>52447048
trip on Obesity Check
>>52447883
Nice one Chilly
>>52447987
t. Marble Barite
>>52448016
>>52447987
t. Marble Barite
>>52447987
Not so chilly now, 31¤ tomorrow and probably the rest of the week
I know that's like perfect temperature for you, but I get headaches
>>52448043
>>52448043
You can't be a human if you can survive in Marble Bar, that I tell you
>>52447855
>Since the data might be skewed, comparing suicide rates between nations is statistically unsound. For example, attempted suicide is illegal in Nepal and people who attempt suicide when caught are subject to imprisonment, fines or both; therefore, any suicide figures for Nepal will underestimate the incidence.[1]
>>52448076
t. Marble Barite on vacation
>>52448071
abos aren't human
>>52447132
To be fair, I kinda got bored of the heat. I want to go someplace cold.
>>52448116
Are you? You're most likely an Anglo
>>52448127
Coldness is life
Though plowing through mud on your terrain back from work at 1am in +2oC in for and rain may not be your favourite adventure
>>52448127
>can literally just go to, live and work in New Zealand at any time if I get sick of the heat
The only thing is I'm terrified of picking up the accent.
>>52448166
I'm anglo, I'm not the Marble Barite lizard-man you were talking to. Can't stand the heat t.bh
>>52448176
>be Aus
>go to NZ
>get a gf
>find out she drinks horse shots
>>52448218
Marble Barites are an issue, sir
>>52448176
don't forgit to peck your jandles
>>52448249
tell me more about nz slang and accent
>>52447855
>russia above japan
I know life there is a shitty snow wasteland but damn
>>52448410
figgits
>>52448237
>>be Aus
>>go to NZ
>tfw people think this happens
>>52447048
>not bursting into treats
>>52448410
Brain damage from consuming copious amounts of horse semen starting from infancy leaves them unable to pronounce vowels without having a minor seizure which gives some words an annoying twang
>>52447587
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
Kek
>>52448721
>America contributes a bloated post with nothing of value
>Like their people, bloated with no value.
>>52448740
>>52448740
>australia contributes meme arrows
when will your society be based on something other than bent sticks?
>>52448873
don't worry m8 it's just banter
>>52448886
abos aren't part of australian society
>>52448886
>Australia's national weapon is literally a >
They were born to be shitposters, it's almost unfair the advantage they have in this arena.
>>52449012
G'job bruce, didn't think you'd get that one since the image was over 100KB
>>52449268
It's only half loaded but I can already tell what it is
>>52449012
>mfw abos were classified under Fauna in the constitution
>>52449325
>already half loaded
No need to brag about your fancy internet up at the capital, Bruce.
>>52447048
Stop making threads about us you nerd
>>52447105
yeah what the fuck?
