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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>52400282

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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korean girls....
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>>52411898
are
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>>52411949
the best in the world (but only the ones with single eyelids and no plastic)
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>>52411949
Japanese
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>>52411825
おつ!おつ!
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>>52411970
>yfw there are no girls with no plastic in Korea
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>>52411825
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>>52412152
Hi the F, I love you.
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>>52412152
I want to eat ice cream with cute british loli
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たまに見かけるこの図はウソだから
Radiation From Japan to US West Coast Map Hoax
http://truthphalanx.com/radiation-from-japan-to-us-west-coast-map-hoax/
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こんばんは
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これは津波予測で放射能の拡散ではないから
This was a forecast of tsunami, not radiation.
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>>52412222
I love you too
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>>52412050
meme desu
I know at least 4 personally
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>>52412222
Nice quads
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独旗のクソチョンまだ来てるのかよ
死ねばいいのに
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>>52412371
こんばんは
ポルトガルは今何時ですか?
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>>52412620
Your great grand mother, your grand mother from your father side, your grand mother from your mother side and your mother.
OK
So get the fuck out of here, ugly Korean kimchi
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>>52412653
3:50pm
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>>52412653
17.53フィンランド
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>>52412698
funny how you always insult Koreans and I've never said anything negative about Japan here
I'm Korean 2bh
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日本では、日付と時刻を年/月/日 時:分の順で書くよ
2015/12/12 0:55
4chanでは月/日/年 時:分のようだけど、おまいらの国ではどう書くの?
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>>52412861
Korean can't follow ancestors kek
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>>52412251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fynpG2f8sJ
I want to eat ice cream with Anon-kun.
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>>52412921
What is the difference between おまいら and おまえら?
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>>52413108
おまい is just a meme of おまえ.
おまい has some softer nuance.
Don't say this in real world.
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>>52413058
brb fappin
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火病wwwwww
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>>52413500
yabai
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>>52413500
>about 10 percent of prostitutes were aged between 10 to 70 years old
So he was mainly fucking babies and really old grannies?
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>>52413274

Everybody knew that you are Korean.
And now you explode theTypical Korean Anger
Syndrome, LOL

As I said several times, just create a Korean thread and post whatever you like in it.
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>>52413500

What surprises me is that he still lives with his wife and son.
Crazy as fuck.
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>>52413329
いってらっしゃい
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>>52413678
I mean at least real Japanese people in this thread.
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>>52413500
I feel so sorry for phillipine...seriously.

I would kill him if I were pinoy.
at least his life is over though.
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>>52413108
おまいらis net slung that meansおまえら
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>>52413500
>about 10 percent of prostitutes were aged between 10 to 70 years old
What about the other 90%?
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>>52413795

Is pinoy little bit rude word, isn't it?
Or is it ok to use it?
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Come to /polska/
you can post naked girls there legally

>>52409327
>>52409327
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>>52413878

I think he or the one who wrote the original article mistyped it.
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>>52413896
>pinoy is rude word

R-really?
I don't know...I thought is was same as brit or aussie.sorry.
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一体フィリピンはいつになったら発展するのだろうか・・・

今日フィリピンの子供たちが生活のために水銀発掘してるのTVで見ながらとーさんが言ってたな・・・。マジでルビーモレノの時代から全く変わってないように見てるんだけど・・・。
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>>52413990


According to wiki,
>The term, though in popular usage, is still considered by most Filipinos as a racial slur and derogatory.

So I think it's better not to use that word. You could hurt people.

I wouldn't use it.
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the difficulty to pronounce 'caterpillar'.
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Is it true that many Japanese farmers (or guys who live in inaka) who can't get a wife would look for girls from Vietnam or the Philippines?
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>>52414121

アジアは気候が恵まれてる国が多いからか、現状満足しちゃうようなメンタル的に弱い人が多いのかも
落ちてくる果物を食べて生きていけるから

ココナッツオイル辺りでビジネス的にもっと伸びる可能性はあるのに
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>>52414220
Please let us hear you say it, Anon.
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>>52411825
Why does Japanese porn suck so much?
> Censors
> Girls sound like they are dying
> Girls don't even open their eyes.
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>>52414411
I don't like western porn because half the girls are tattooed which is a huge turn-off. And many of them have fake boobs which look ugly.
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>>52413500
How many would he need to fuck per day though?
It says 'visited', not lived there, I doubt he could manage more than 50-60 vacation days a year, and that would mean he'd have to fuck about 10 girls a day.
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>>52414531
What about White girls in Japanese porn? When uncensored of course. They seem to actually orgasm.
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>>52414246
>>52414353
I did it the other day!!
I said 'Wake me up at twelve' and couldn't pronounce twelve then.
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>>52414615
I am okay with that.
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>>52411949
the toilet stools for Japanese
In Japan, there are 50,000 Korean prostitutes.
>>52412114
>>52412621
25越えて、童貞は病気。
もう、治ったか?
>>52412222
>>52412402
お前ら、愛しあっているのか?
>>52412152
>>52413058
She who is 16 yo looks like 11 yo. Is there is not such a British girl?
>>52413606
above
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>>52414531
I always thought American guys like fake boobs.
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>>52414220

The difficulty to pronounce 過失致死傷罪
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>>52414982
(笑)

確かにーー

かしつちししょうざい

I would bite my tongue www
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>>52414982
vocaroo!
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>>52414969
Only the degenerates.

Can someone translate this.
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>>52414220
頭痛 gives me a headache when I pronounce it. I hate す、ず、つ、づ combinations
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>>52415199

I teach correct erotic Japanese language.
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>>52415350

落語みたい
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>>52414682
あぁ、あの時の人か
久しぶりだね。Caterpillarって日本人に対して難しい言葉ですか?LとRが多いから?
ちなみに私はあの時のイギリスロリです
私の文法は正しいですか?間違いはありませんか?
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>>52414682

あれめっちゃかわいかったわ
BBAきゅんきゅんしちゃったわよ
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>>52411301
Lappland

I couldn't reply before getting to the airport because someone got my cellphone carrier's ip range banned a few months ago :@
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>>52415167

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vifwyw0WKM
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German are really noisy
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>>52415350
ahaha, that's easy for us
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>>52415472

>>52415472
おおー、あの時のイギリスロリちゃん!!
l と rはかなり意識して発音してるから、交互に何度も出てくるとこんがらがっちゃうんだ。
文法は大丈夫だよ、完璧だよ!!

>>52415535
BBAも久しぶり!!
オーストラリアンオフ来てくれたらよかったのに!
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>>52415722

Plz leave The F alone.
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>>52415604
For the Christmas party stuff?
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>>52415618
lol, sooooooooo kawaii.
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>>52415784
The F. wants it though.

(the "F." stands for "Fuck Me")
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>>52415618

90% ok desu.
Only here
KASHITU not KASHUTU

Other than this, perfect desu
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>>52415883
>>52415900

I wanted to protect him cause he's straight irl, but well, enjoy The F.
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>>52415936

I will try harder next time, nihonjin.
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>>52415859
Yeah to visit my parents and hang out with old friends

Having a laugh now at this burger place because some kids are fighting over some burger and their mother is saying "buuuurgah" in thar hilarious british accent
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>>52415722
:(
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>>52416116
That's nice.
I thought you were actually visiting Santa at first.
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>>52413500
性豪校長と呼ばれている。
正直、あやかりたいね。
しかし、12000人斬りのためには、一晩に何人を相手にしたことになるのだろうか。計算する気もないが、チンチンがすり減るで。
>>52413606
娼婦の歳はわからんよ。
50の婆あも化粧化けしているし、薄暗い中でするので。
>>52414982
刑法は、故意以外は過失でなにかも規定しようとするからな。
尚、過失致傷罪(ch209)と過失致死罪(ch210)は、刑法の条文が違うので、別の罪。
過失致傷で逮捕されても、被害者が死ねば過失致死に切り替えられる
難しい読み方は業務上過失致死傷罪を略した次の言い方
「業過致死傷罪」
読んでみな。
>>52415350
頭痛は「ずつう」、原則は「ず」だが二語の連合によって生じた連語で後の語が「つ」で始まる場合には原則が「づ」

みかづき(三日月) たけづつ(竹筒) たづな(手綱) ともづな にいづま(新妻) けづめ ひづめ ひげづら おこづかい(小遣) あいそづかし わしづかみ こころづくし(心尽) てづくり(手作) こづつみ(小包) ことづて はこづめ(箱詰) はたらきづめ みちづれ(道連) かたづく こづく(小突) どくづく もとづく うらづける ゆきづまる ねばりづよい

などが「づ」

地図や地図は、元々濁っているので「ず」

逆に、稲妻は「いなずま」だが、一般には「いなづま」でも間違いではない。
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>>52416229
Nah, I've heard he's in Finland
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When did you grow out of a weeaboo?
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>>52416324
when I visited Japan
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>>52416324
When I met your mother
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>>52416324
when a korean girls first sucked my dick
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>>52415734
>完璧
ありがとう! きみの発音は悪くないよ。 語調は確かにありますけど、理解するのは難しくありません。 時々番組やアニメとか、日本人が英語を話すを聞いて、発音のせいでよく分からない。
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>>52416471
>t. Baron Münchhausen
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>>52416229
>>52416301
Is the Santa a Mumin really?
+++++++++++++++++++++++
>>52416471
not Japanese but Korean, she is the toilet stool for Japanese
+++++++++++++++++++++++
>>52416522
完璧の由来を知っているか?
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OH HAI YO
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>>52416641
>t. Neuschwuchtel die nie in diesem Faden anerkannt werden wird
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If you had a Japanese girlfriend, what would you name her? I'd name mine Aya.
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My friends keep telling me japanese chicks fall for foreigners pretty goddamn easily. One friend of mine who traveled for business went to a few clubs and seldom left without banging one each night. Another who recently traveled just to tour said the same. They don't speak Japanese that we'll but apparently well enough to get around.

Anyone else have similar experiences?
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Hello Japan.

I have a detailed question. Same question about 2 of your islands, far away:

"Minami Torishima"
"Volcano Islands / Iwo Jima"

No, it is not about WW2! A different question. How the islands are used today.

They both have stations, or bases. A weather station, and a army/navy base from JSDF.

My question is, do these stations today have names of their own? arigato
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>>52416704
>完璧の由来を知っているか
いや、知りませんけど
どういう由来なの?
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>>52416522
ありがとう、そう言ってもらえると嬉しいな
この前オーストラリア人と遊んだときも彼が大体の英語を理解してくれてうれしかったんだ
問題は発音だけじゃなくて聞き取りと語彙もだと通関したよ……
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>>52416863
They are called gaijin hunters, there aren't many though.
Be careful STD
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>>52416750
woher weisst du denn wie lange ich schon hier bin du neubiene?
und warum weiss ich genau dass du noch nie ne möse vor der nase hattest?
und warum bist du erst 19?
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>>52416788
Min-Ji
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>>52416723
Has there been any new info since that announcement?
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>>52416993
誤字った
*痛感
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>>52417006
Eh, fug. Not sure if I'd want to take my chances then. Perhaps there is a facet of hunters who are clean.
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>>52416863
They're the Japanese equivalent of sleazy yellow fever guys who will literally fuck any Asian girl.
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>>52417084
I don't know, I don't watch harem.
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>>52416704
Mumin is Swedish
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>>52417021
mit aussage 3 hast du es schon mal bestätigt da ich mein Alter schon ca 30 mal hier gepostet hab
Ich bin in dem thread 24/7 und bis auf Stefano und einem Anon gibt es hier keine oft wiederkehrenden Deutschen außer in letzter Zeit dieser Namefag und du
Außerdem fing dein 3. klassiges Korea Bashing erst vor kurzem an obwohl ich hier über Korea schon seit ca April schreibe und das mit der Freundin seit 1,2 Monaten oder so
Mir ist dein Sexleben eigentlich völlig egal uezs
Ich würd sagen die meisten Menschen haben irgendwann mal ne Möse vor der Nase also ist es keine große Leistung
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>>52416993
私も似たような問題かな
一度リアルで日本人と一緒に話す機会があった
彼の言ってる言葉がほとんど分かったけど、どう答えればいいのかが難しくて
ネットでは返事を考える時間はたくさんあるが、リアルは違う…
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>>52417901
本当にそれ
翻訳してGoogle先生に尋ねる時間をくれ…
というかほんとに日本語完璧だね、英ロリちゃん…
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>>52417291
Finland desu
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>>52416974
中国の古典『史記「廉頗・藺相如列伝」』に由来する。
これは、高校の古文の教科書に載っていた。

以下の英訳はここにあるので、先に読んでおいて。
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_Xiangru#Returning_the_Jade_to_Zhao

史記の原題語訳から、該当部分を引用する。英訳を参考に読めるなら読んでみて。

要約すれば、まさに「和氏の璧 the He Shi Bi, a priceless jade artifact.=玉」という宝物を廻る命がけの藺相如の外交交渉の「完璧」さから、「完璧」は今日の意味になった。凄い話だろ。


『趙の宝物「和氏の璧」を巡り、秦が璧と自国の十五城との交換を申し出てきた。和氏の璧が天下に知られた名宝とはいえ、十五城といえば小国にも匹敵する程であり、条件としては良いが、相手は常に侵略の機を狙っている強国秦。実態はただの口約束で、宝物を要求しているだけである可能性が高い。ただ宝物を渡せば、自ら秦の属国と認めるようなものである。屈辱的であり、諸国にも恥を晒すことになる。無論そんな気などないが、断れば「これほどの好条件を無下にした。無礼である」と侵攻の口実を与える。 趙の恵文王は群臣に計ったが、議論百出して全くまとまらず、更にこのような交渉に使者として出向くのは虎穴に入るようなことで、誰も使者の任へ名乗り出なかった。 恵文王は困り果てたが、そのとき繆賢が恵文王に「自分の客人に藺相如という知勇兼備の者が居ります」と申し出た。(略)
藺相如は秦都咸陽へ入り、秦の昭襄王と対面する。そして和氏の璧を渡すが、受け取ったとたん寵姫や群臣に見せびらかし続け、城の話をする気配が無い昭襄王の態度に、城を渡す気が全く無いと判断した藺相如は、「実は小さい傷があるのです。よろしければお教えいたしましょう」と近寄って璧を奪い取り、柱の側へ駆け寄った。そして、冠を突き上げる程に髪を逆立てた凄まじい怒りの形相で、「趙では疑う意見が多かったが、趙王様は『簡素な服の者(=庶民)の間ですら欺くのを恥とするのに、ましてや国とで欺くなど』と大国秦に敬意を払い、5日間身を清め和氏の璧を渡された。この趙王様の信義に対し、秦王様は余りにも非礼で粗雑な扱い。もはや璧も自分の頭もこの柱で叩き割ってくれる」と言い放った。昭襄王はあわてて地図を持ってこさせ、15城の話をしたが、それは上辺だけで城を渡す気が無いと見た藺相如は、昭襄王に宝物を受ける際の儀式として5日間、身を清めるよう要求した。そしてその間、従者に璧を持たせ密かに趙へ帰らせる一方、自らは残って時間を稼いだ。
そして5日後、身を清め終えた昭襄王が和氏の璧はどうしたかと問うと、藺相如は「歴代の秦の王において、約束を固く守った王を聞きません。秦王様に城を渡すつもりが無いように見えたので、欺かれることを恐れて既に趙へ持ち帰らせました。十五城を先に渡せば、趙が璧を惜しむことなどありません。しかし重ね重ねの無礼の償いとして、私には死罪を賜りたい」と述べた。群臣はこの者を処刑すべしと思ったが、藺相如の剛胆さに感嘆した昭襄王は「殺したところで何も得られず、趙の恨みを買うだけである」とこれを許し、璧も城も渡さないということで収まり、藺相如も饗された後に無事帰国した。趙では、恵文王が秦から帰って来る藺相如の遺体を国葬で迎えようと準備していたが、生きて帰ってきたことを喜び、使者のために仮の家臣としていたのを正式に自らの家臣とした。 藺相如は胆力と知恵だけを武器に、強国秦に一歩も退かずに璧を守り通し、趙の面子も保ったのである。正しく「完璧「完璧帰趙」)な対処といえよう。』

>>52417291
ぇっ 、Suomiじゃないの?


では、パンツ屋は寝る。

Every Anon
Good Night
Im Pantsuya
See You
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I ask myself the meaning of life
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>>52418059
R.I.P
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元中国人は詳しいね
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>>52418059
永遠にリップ
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>>52418059
I hope you get arrested sooner than later you disgusting pedophile
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>>52416057
You are exceptionally good at Japanese
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>>52418111
>I ask myself the meaning of life

"Meaning" is a fundamentally human concept designed to impose order upon the chaos of the universe. There is no "meaning" to our existence, at least not on any cosmic level.
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>>52418300
Thank you very much
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>>52417291
Mumin je Srbin
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That was a great season.
I want a new one
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>>52418341

Any time, nihonjin.
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>>52418714
Having an existential crisis at this very moment tb.qh
Why the fuck do I go on?
In 10 years, will I become the man I wish to be?
Am I living now or am I only preparing to start living?
Am I too late for things?
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>>52417999
完璧なんて大げさだよ
まぁ、もう五年くらいゆっくりなペースで日本語を勉強するからかな
覚えた漢字はまだ小学二年生レベルだけどね
rikaichanを使ってずるしてます
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>>52419134
How old are you?
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>>52419352
19
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>>52419352
24
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>>52419134
>Am I too late for things?

You are not too late for things.
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>>52419134
>>52419457
lel
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>>52419352
20
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>>52419586
>>52419598
Hey, maybe you're right, cheers, cuteposter and Kim Park-Lee.

I really need to start to work harder than I do atm though.
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>>52419182
I said that without exaggeration!
Your Japanese is really cool.
I use weblio and it is nine years since I started to study English.
See, my glorious Engrish!!
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RAMEN *_*
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>>52419352
8
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>>52420478
>"We don't do that where I'm from, so it's disgusting and wrong"
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>>52420478
Um the broth is piping hot you fucking mongoloid shit I'll let you eat it without slurping
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japan thread JAPAN THREAD
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>>52421251
only because japan's asleep right now
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>>52419457
Why not try to find a job in Japan?
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I'm sleeping now.
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>>52421556
Good night dear
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JTTJ
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>>52421489
I don't want to work for the man, I want to be the man.
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>>52418597
>1919x1079


Wtf is wrong with your screenshots m8?
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>>52421871
you never will be my friend you are just a slav
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>>52421718
Good night, Swedish-kun.
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>>52421556
おやすみ
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I like Japan as much as i hate Brazil.

So a lot.
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I've been to Seoul
I've been to Busan
I crossed the sea of Okhotsk
for a Korean girlfriend
I've been in my mind
it's such a fine line
That keeps me searching
for a Korean girlfriend
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Germany was a mistake
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>>52422856
We like you too based ally
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>>52422948
Fucking idiot, just get a korean or chink girlfriend here in Germany, plenty of them at my uni.
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>>52423204
you can filter flags with 4chanx?
Maybe its time to get it
Bye forever germany
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>>52423204
lel
you know you can get banned for reporting posts that don't violate the rules
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>>52423394
ok i just saw the picture
whatever lel my Jap friends without 4chanx can still enjoy my posts
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcNnIyuG52
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>>52423394
Every post breaks some rule
Just report every single post with the words "korean" and "gf" in them to get rid of the cancer
Moot said "if you dont like a post, don't reply, just report and hide" in some interview if iirc
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>>52423560
R.I.P.
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>>52423394
Filtering Germany removes every post that replies to a German poster?
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I can't understand it
I revive the thread by posting a wonderful self-made poem and you block me
rudee
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>>52422856
Für nächstes mal ohne deutsch?
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Ate alone at a ramen restaurant.

Do I blast myself?
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>>52424398
>Für nächstes mal ohne deutsch?
ohne Deutschland*
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>>52424547
"Für nächstes mal" ist auch kein deutsch du scheiß Kanake
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>>52424621
Bugger off m8, u nazi or smthing?
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>>52422948
>t. Jungfrau
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>>52424407
>eating out with other people

it's like you want their germs lol
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おはよう
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>>52425181
おっぱいよう
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>>52424407
I think it looks weird to eat at a restaurant by yourself. I would bring my waifu doll. And we can share some appetizer or something.
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>>52425229
どうしておっぱいがこんなに素晴らしいですか?
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>>52425229
スモーキーを食べたことがありますか?
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>>52425259
Why can't it be a normal thing, man?

I just want to eat ramen alone because no friends...
Why does it have to be considered weird
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>>52425571
Meh, its not THAT weird.
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>>52425449
>スモーキー
なにそれ?
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Waiting for a Turkish pizza my tomodachis
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>>52425571
Nobody gives a shit man.
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>>52425571
Who cares though?
People who see people eat alone and think about it for more than 5 seconds are the real weirdos.
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>>52425403
不思議なことですね
答も真実もおっぱいもこの手でつかむ

>>52425449
食べたことも、聞いたでもない
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>>52425571
You need more confidence. Just do your thing
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I'm in love with my senpai at work.

What do?
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>>52426041
Sex her
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>>52426120
But he's a guy and I'm not
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>>52426183
then it's easy mode holy fuck
just smack your lips and point to the toilet
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>>52425229
イギリスはいま何時ですか。

知らない間に寝てしまった。
朝だ。
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>>52426041
>>52426183
Come into work dressed as his waifu (not wife)
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>>52426041
Pretend to be drunk at the New Year's party and spill your spaghetti to him.
If he's not interested it at least would be easier to pretend it never happened.
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>>52426041
こくればどうだ?
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>>52426307
午後九時です
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6:00
good morning anons

日本の皆様~
朝6時をお知らせしま~す
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on the one hand i'm sad i can't speak japanese and never mastered it
on the other i'm glad i'm not an autist
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>>52426041
Show pic
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>>52425692
>>52425926
この動画で扱われていた
https://youtu.be/jndPKREkgqk
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>>52425259
>I think it looks weird to eat at a restaurant by yourself. I would bring my waifu doll.

This. Otherwise you just look pathetic.
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>>52426427
good evening
グドニウェニング
glorious great Britain person
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>>52425642
>>52425783
>>52425981
>>52425766

Do you lads eat alone in restaurants?
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>>52426797
>going to restaurants
I just go out to the kebab shop and take it back home with me. Sometimes I order them online, but they always seem smaller when I do that.
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>>52426797
There's a great place below where my office is. If my mates at work are busy or didn't come in, I just eat alone.

If this bothers anyone, they probably have autism.
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>>52426663
fuck niggers
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>>52426797
yes
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>>52426797
yes
many people eat alone in restaurants but nobody cares them
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>>52426797
If it's just for eating, of course. There are restaurants that are expensive and exclusive where it would be weird if you went alone if you don't look like an eccentric French cinematographer, but I couldn't afford to eat there anyway.

So yes. Just remember that doing things for the first time is hard, especially if you are doing it alone. You also might overestimate how much people focus on you. And you might exaggerate what "focus on you" actually means. Cause it doesn't mean shit.
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>>52426779
あ、ありがとう
輝かしい日本人
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>>52427156
>>52427053
>>52426895

Don't the servers give you this air that they feel sorry for you?
Here, people talk about people that eat alone because they're cunts like that. During my days as a normie, the people I've eaten with always point out the guys eating alone. The servers are also different compared to when they're serving a group; it's weird.
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I saw a filthy rich Chinese sitting at a fancy restaurants outside area once and he had ordered a whole bottle of expensive Whiskey for himself and played on his phone, took a sip every few minutes making sure to present his 24k Rolex with every lifting of the glass.
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>>52427405
Maybe americans are just cunts
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>>52426797
Sometimes, sure.
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>>52427405
we don't have those retarded servers like the US does.
they come to the table, ask what you want and leave.
they're not asslicking from the second you enter and won't get off your back
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>>52427405
>the people I've eaten with always point out the guys eating alone

If that's the conversation they have to resort to I kind of pitty them 2bh.
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>>52427270
What types of restaurants would you say are ok to eat out alone in? Like burger joints?

>>52427432
Chink wanted some blonde girls

>>52427477
They are
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おはよう!
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>>52418111
言葉の上で迷ってるだけ
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>>52427611
>What types
I think you're putting way too much thought into this.
Especially in fast food/burger joints nobody gives a fuck.
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>>52427405
only teens care about those kind of troubles
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>>52427405
>During my days as a normie, the people I've eaten with always point out the guys eating alone.

why are americans so mean
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>>52427633
おはよ
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>>52427761
This desu.
You're never gonna meet them again, and honestly, people don't care about you as much as you might think.
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>>52427760
People even judge loners eating in McDonalds; people are huge dicks here.
The people that eat alone here are usually the outcasts and the weirder people, so normies like to use them as topics of conversations.

But yeah you're probably right...

>>52427828
Most of them are two-faced cunts
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>>52427405
http://table-for-1.tumblr.com/
Found takahiro's dad there
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>>52427633
おっぱいよう!
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>Japanese "gangstas"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5KeRbLmnmc

why is this always so cute?
send them to the red light district here and they'll shit their pants at the first druggie shooting heroin up his arm in the open
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>>52428085
Ebenachan 可愛い...
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>watching a video about older virgins
>one of the guys is a 34 year old virgin
>he's a little fat and a little ugly, but seems like an okay guy
>in the next scene, he shows off a jar of his belly button fluff that he's been collecting for 15 years
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>>52428725
Lol'd
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http://blog.livedoor.jp/kaigainoomaera/archives/46335655.html
お前らだったんじゃないか
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>>52428725
sauce
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>>52429313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D9-fID8yJ0
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ねむい

>>52429216
>革命的非モテ集団
>日本国旗
対リア充のためなら左右が手を組めるのか
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>>52429393
thx <3
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>>52429216
Those lads all look like they all have waifus not wives
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>>52429427

You are always welcome.
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>>52429416
あいつらは変装して一芝居打うかな
彼奴らの洋服は信じづらくなるほど完璧なヲタクの鑑だろうね
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>>52429216
English:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/angry-single-men-protest-against-christmas-in-tokyo-a6779691.html
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>>52429997
thanks, sorry for not including it in first place
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>>52429748
Okay I might be buying the bellybutton fluff shit because I've seen the cumming of jizzus, but the shake weight part is just too much
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>>52429835
>革命的非モテ同盟
実は今日初めて知った
極左活動のパロディだとは思うが、ネタと断言するには不自然な点が多いね
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「ワーイワーイ」の意味は?
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>>52428372
おはようさん。
今日も寿司喰うか?
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This thread is too boring and with all the new 16 yo idiot weeaboos and no Peru (R.I.P.) this thread is useless
Anyway, when I'm in the mood I'll come back here next summer when I'm in Korea and post some nice pics
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>>52431102
You should get your girlfriend to come and post here.

I agree though, Peru's suicide dealt a great blow to this thread.
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>>52431024
嬉しさの表現
"yahoo”とか"whee"みたいな
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>>52431102
It's not like you won't be the same kind of loser in Korea you're here...
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>>52431186
分かる!ありがとう〜

>>52431102
>>52431158
ちょっと待って、peruは、現に亡くなったの
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>>52429416
孤独な右手のため左手が救いの手を差し伸べたもよう。
>>52429508
二次元妻さえ持てぬようでは
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>>52431510
peruはバカすぎてちゃんと死さえできない
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>>52431102
>als würdest du jemals hinfliegen
>als würdest du aufhören zu posten
>als hättest du in deinem leeren Leben sonst etwas zu tun


>berufliches Gymnasium

LoL
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>>52428103
Is anyone able to explain why they suddenly sound like they have an accent when they start rapping?
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Sleep all day, anime all night.
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>>52431102
But you are new-Peru.

>obsession with korea and korean girls
>hating Japan and Japanese girls

totally accurate to Peru lel
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>>52428017
I'm very surprised to know that.
Because, in Tokyo (I don't know other regions), it's totally normal to eat alone and there are many people eat alone. I thought Americans were more individualistic people and don't care what other people think.
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>>52432935
>tfw last episode of Yuru Yuri tomorrow
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>>52433096
You didn't read his previous post?
He is a Korean pretending to be a German and come to 4ch to insult Japan.
He's paid for that.
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>>52433394
I plan to watch every episode like 20 times for practice
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