Edition
first for my feet are cold
nth for don't bully!
janny gon' be pissed
Mejor rojo que muerto
Better red than dead
plutôt rouge que mort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clq4ShJvi10
>>52349633
I'm in Edmonton.
You're in Alaska, that makes you an exception.
first for /drunk/
nth for potential snow
>>52349700
cant wait to be disappointed when its only half an inch and doesnt even stick
just like every year
>>52349668
>>52349668
socks are comfy
>>52349700
>>52349723
nth for already have lots of snow that's gonna stay until March or April
>>52349723
at least you get snow
>when mom keeps telling me she needs my laundry but i'm PKing on runescape
>>52349723
2008
never forget
despite of being a russiaboo, i really despise cold weather
>>52349723
At least you still get snow. It's like spring over here, not even joking, the trees start to get blossoms etc.
The last 4 years it's been around 15c here and it rained.
whats up jealous ass haters
>never had a white christmas
Who's drinking? If so, what? Same goes for any other drug (stoners post current strain). Tomorrow, I finally get some bud and only drink 1 or 2 beers.
Kids, never get addicted to alcohol!
>>52349774
>that glorious storm was 7 years ago
where has time gone
>>52349797
I had 1 (one) when I was a little kid in Maryland and it was wonderful. Haven't had one since
>>52349804
Can't drink til tomorrow, I have to donate blood in the morning. Kinda sucks desu.
>>52349823
there was one in Richmond a few years ago
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear that thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!
>>52349855
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was 6 foot 4 and full of muscle
I said do you speaka my language?
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
>>52349851
That was probably during the terrible time where I was living in Miami and every Christmas was just hot
There is literally nothing wrong with racemixing.
>Israeli airport security will deny you entry if they find you've supported Palestine in any way shape or form
>if you're Muslim or Arab or have arrived from a Muslim country they may ask to look through your email and Facebook
Pretty based to be honest
>>52349855
I say sir are you trying, to tempt me?
He just smiled, and handed me a vegamite sandwich
and he said
I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
>>52349849
remember to drink water or you will only fill half a bag like me :(
>>52349874
Damn right.
>>52349875
but if the US try to do this shit, you are all nazis haha
>>52349823
If you had it every year for 4 months, you'd hate it. One day last winter, I seriously considered suicide while scraping ice off my car's windows. I was so close to buying a 1.75L bottle of vodka, chugging it, and cutting my femoral arteries in the bathtub. Instead, I skipped work to drink the vodka.
>>52349823
best state mentioned
>>52349938
rare flag
>>52349879
>>I say sir are you trying, to tempt me?
I come from the land of plenty
>>52349938
MIT?
>>52349934
R A R E F L A G S P O T T E D
How hard is it to relocate into Quebec?
I'm currently learning a trade and want to leave this country as soon as possible. Quebec seems like the most interesting place nearby.
>>52349934
why would you drink American beer
you must be a proxy
>>52349980
You're not gonna have a good time.
>>52349875
Based.
>>52349910
The US does do this shit, but it is in secret.
>>52349946
I am here literally every other night I just don't post
y'all post some funny shit.
>>52349888
fuck, thanks for reminding me
>>52349922
I was like that when I lived in Wisconsin, but two years in Texas made me really miss all that snow. When we moved back up here I was overjoyed to have an actual winter again, haven't looked back.
>>52349980
Quebec really is nothing special. Sure speaking French is cool but other than that it's meh. Why don't you just leave your state/area? There's plenty to discover within the states, anon
>>52350002
sorry man
>>52349999
those quads confirm it
>>52350009
are you Canadian proxy or Canadian in Norway?
time for bed
night fellas
>>52350042
Sweet dreams.
>>52350038
im not buying that american import beer is cheapest in Norgay
>>52350023
No problem bro cheers.
>>52350016
>speaking french is cool
ugly and retarded language uezs, if you don't want to move to africa you'll only sound gay and barely need it. I wish we would have learned spanish instead.
>>52350042
nite
>>52350063
I think french sounds cool but I am happy to have learned Spanish.
It's gotten me pretty far both here and in mexico
>>52350063
Bit rude desu
French is a nice language
>>52350063
French is a nice language
Doing a poo right now
>>52350063
I think French sounds really nice, granted I listen to a lot of musicians from France/Quebec.
>>52350016
I like the states, and don't plan on leaving for a few years yet. I've visited nearly every state and lived across borders. I just have real bad wanderlust, and want to go on an adventure. Also fuck having trump/hillary as a president.
>>52350025
I'm studying to be a car mechanic, which would include some electrical engineering work. I believe that could land me a job nearly anywhere.
Haven't been outside in two months
>>52350103
>>52350009
i really miss those norwegians who used to post here
>>52350141
Beta
>>52350145
This was one of them.
>>52350141
How do you eat?
>>52350133
>I just have real bad wanderlust, and want to go on an adventure
I know that feel anon. I just got back from a 3 month trip all by my lonesome (Sweden mostly but I spent a few weeks in Germany and had a layover in Finland)
Well they, blew up the chicken man, in philly last night
https://youtu.be/OZYiaNmS6_0
>always thought the americans clapping during movies meme was just a meme
>audience burst into applause at least 5 times during Star Wars
just nuke us already Russia, we deserve it
>>52350167
Mommy buys tendies
>>52350176
oh come on, it's one of our quirks. Take a chill pill duder
>>52350006
I spent 4 months in Texas once and never thought about the agony of cold weather. Sure, it's not fun to constantly sweat outside of an air conditioned building, but it's better than the pain of cold winds causing cramps in my hands and face. In Texas, you can just wait until 8 P.M. to go outside without horrible weather. In Iowa, leaving a building means suffering for every second until you enter another building.
I also lived in Wisconsin for a year. Walking 4 miles in -20F winds nearly killed me (actually started showing signs of hypothermia).
>>52350176
It's star wars, famm. You have to cheer for that one.
>>52350164
if i remember they never showed their faces
>>52350144
Thanks, i'll check them out. My French is pretty awful, but I don't even listen to English lyrics half the time so that shouldn't be a huge issue.
>>52350199
I guess you have a bad memory then, because one of them did.
>>52350089
>>52350092
Each his own. I think spanish is more usefull and sounds better.
>>52350088
Well for you it must be a little easier to learn it, a lot of things should be similar. Easiest to learn would probably be italian though.
>>52350195
Meh, I guess it's just what I'm comfortable with. In contrast to you, my Father was starting to have health issues from the heat in Texas.
what is it about ice cream that makes you immediately want to drink water
>>52350214
>5.3 million Scots
>25 million Scottish-Americans
What is it about this place that makes people breed?
>>52350164
probably for the best norgebro left, the gays would have eaten him alive desu
>>52350261
eating ice cream just makes me want to eat more ice cream desu
>>52350196
Whoa, that's good cash. Would I just need to find a sponsor and learn french?
>>52350169
That sounds awesome, did you stay in hostels? I've only been to europe once and it was to goto the UK. I was able to stay with a friend in Scotland and it was great. I want to go back sometime, but i curiously developed a fear of flying since that trip. I don't understand it since I've flown more than most people I've met. It sucks
>>52350278
It's pretty good.
http://nhentai.net/g/107660/
>>52350295
you dont get thirsty? I do, every time
>>52350295
AMERICA
M
E
R
I
C
A
>>52350286
Agreed
I'm not even gay, but I so would
>>52350313
thats really gay
like, Virginia-tier gay
>>52350316
ᵀʰᶦʳˢᵗʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ, ᴵ ᵇᵉᵗ
>>52350316
not particularly
>>52350319
dog bless
>>52350295
What kind of ice cream are you eating? I never have the desire to drink water after/ or while eating ice cream.
I just had a piss that was as clear as water.
>>52350307
check out WWOOF
I'm not exaggerating when I say it was the happiest I've been in life thus far. I learned so much, met so many people and made countless memories. I'm thinking about returning to the place I worked at next summer, but at the same time I'd like to explore new places as well.
nothing beats some good shotacon
desu
https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE
>>52350332
You don't have to pretend.
He's not around.
>>52350334
>>52350388
spoiler that hog
>>52350380
clear pisses are best pisses no doubt
would you fuck her?
Kinda wish stewie was our meme
should i force it
>>52350401
I'm 100% heterosexual
>>52350313
very nice
i bet thighs would love it
>>52350423
yee
>>52350423
she looks pretty young... so as long as she's in mexico where age of consent is low, yes
>>52350425
...no
>>52350448
she is 19 do not worry
>>52350438
>Yeb
>>52350425
only if you're being post-ironic
Family Guy is shit
>>52350440
I've already rejected it. It is not approved material.
>>52350459
oh, then yes, I would, multiple times.
>>52350440
He didn't like it.
>>52350466
why can't the weabos get BTFO, they are just like furryshits
>>52350473
But of course.
I am not a fan of the show
>>52350475
she really has nice boobs, and she is not jewish
I take bike rides in my backyard. I just go in circles for about 30 minutes listening to music. Is that autistic?
>>52350448
Why are Americans always sperging over age of consent? If pic posted of a girl who is clearly in her late teens (appropriate age for fuggenings) is posted you guys are the only people who mention this.
>WELL GEE WIZZ CLETUS, I'd like ta give er the ol in out but you better make gosh dang doggone sure she's over the age of consent
It's just a picture anon, you can't go to jail for saying you'd fuck her.
>>52350482
Because Christopher "Bane" Poole made it that way
>>52350482
because its an anime website, dumbass
>>52350489
Que komienze el ritual
>mfw i had to explain what a spa was to a Canadian tourist
>>52350503
>canapedos
>>52350503
>>Why are Americans always sperging over age of consent?
wew lad, just a bit of sarcasm bud don't take it too seriously haha
>>52350512
ahorrita
>>52350366
I see, thanks man.
>>52350384
>WWOOF
I've strongly considered signing up for it before, but didn't want to pay the fees. I forgot all about it, and now that I've got expendable cash I should sign up for it. Thanks for reminding me, anon.
>>52350477
and you believe that?
>>52350526
if you run you will die
Mais au bout du chemin dit mois s'qui va rester,de la ptite école et dla cour de récrée....
Cmon quebec faguettes
>>52350568
*if you do not run
>>52350568
It says "if you don't run you die" though
>>52350528
Maybe he secretly enjoys that type of material.
wouldn't surprise me
>>52350568
te dicho stewie. no bart. Please.
>>52350602
i expect nothing less honestly
>>52350610
postea al stewie a la verga
>>52350595
moris, me sono a "Moriras!"
>>52349804
I drank a couple of bottles of Dos Equis earlier and now I'm drinking a can of Tecate. My stepmom had a bunch of shitty Mexican beer for some reason, so why not. Wish it was vodka though.
>>52350632
Why does she choose the shitty Mexican beers? Could have gotten Corona Extra
>>52350624
F
Una Vela
M
A candle
T
EINE KERZE
U
N
O
Tfw too weak to beat up a nigger and no time to work out
>>52350651
wow el nazi salio bien creativo
>I do not do cocaine
>>52350667
Make time.
Quickly lads, give me a (You).
>52350684
You
>>52350671
>I prefer uppers to downers
>My favorite film is Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
>>52350642
I think it's because my dad had one of his old friends over last weekend and he left them up here, or something I dunno. She usually has Blue Moon in the fridge. There's some rum in the pantry, but I don't want to take too much of her stuff.
@52350684
>>52350687
thank you
singing in the shower is good
>>52350688
Ive never done drugs (except booze, of course) , and I legitimately enjoy Fear and Loathing
>>52350602
>>52350618
Pls.
100%.
>>52350689
Buy some to replace it
>>52350618
We mustn't bully him though.
>>52350709
I prefer masturbating over singing
>>52350677
How tho
>>52350723
why on earth would you do that
>>52350688
I'm already depressed as it is, I do not know why in the world i would do downers
Uppers make me feel human if only temporarily
>>52350718
I'm 100%
And I still enjoy yuri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGMXUG9R35
>>52350723
Always gives me a splittin headache if i try it jn the shower
>>52350750
It makes me feel good.
So does singing of course, but not nearly as much.
This guy.
>item i want to buy on amazon sells out literally seconds before i add it to my cart
>have to buy it from another seller for extra $5
>>52350761
But, yuri is 100% material, anon.
anime
>>52350717
could barely watch the first 10 minutes of the film despite liking the book. Terry Gilliam seems to be pretty hit-and-miss, as Brazil is a great movie desu
>>52350813
el ritualazo no a terminado aun
>>52350821
but why? didnt like johnny depp? pacing was too slow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc
>>52350801
So is boy love
>>52350855
That's fucking disgusting. Anime is one thing, but that? Those two words in the same sentence shuold be bannable
>>52350719
Could do that, but I'm good for tonight. Shouldn't be drinking in the first place since I have shit to do in the morning.
>>52350797
is this legit? fucking kek
>>52350855
It can never be as cute.
you have 10 seconds to explain why this isnt the Boss's best album
The River is a close second, but you cant prove me wrong
>>52350797
>>52350935
sure whatever you say. i trust your judgement
>>52350842
kind of the opposite, the pacing seemed too fast and sort of forced. I probably shouldn't judge without seeing the entire movie, but it seemed like the movie missed a lot of the subtly of the book. At least the first few scenes
>>52350717
>Ive never done drugs and I legitimately enjoy Fear and Loathing
Not surprising. Literally babbies first wacky drug movie. It's one of those kinds of films that I don't really hate in and of itself, but the fanbase is cancerous.
>>52350958
well, most movies always have to cut parts of the book out or speed it up to try to fit the whole thing into 2-3 hours, but I think I get what you mean
>>52350904
okay
maybe
Who knows. lemme read this
>>52350935
stop springsteenposting, but I'll bite.
>muh stripped down folky bruce
If I want that I'll listen to somebody who's good at it, Bruce is good at ebin over-produced stuff with horn arrangements and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4
>>52351034
>lemme read this
Sounds like a good idea.
>>52351060
huh
>>52349934
>Quebec as regional flag
>>52351059
muh heritage
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While you're feet are stompin
And the jam is pumpin
Look ahead the crowd is jumpin
>>52349804
>stoners post current strain
this really is /b/ with flags
>>52351075
>Singapore has no region whatsoever.
>stoners post current strain
>>52351127
Check my region.
>>52351136
fumate uno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGj5EffwnDg
>>52351139
>>52351074
100% material, anon. 100%.
>>52351139
>islamic state of iraq and the levant
i hope russia kick your asses sson
>>52351136
stewie will never be a meme.
the face of /cum/ has been tpb since week 1 and that's not going to change
>>52351184
You have me to thank for that btw
I still have the folder
>>52351180
*soon
>>52351184
>>52351198
i miss the old /cum/ ;_;
>>52351198
god bless
Why cant /cum/ be the big bang theory?
>>52351184
>week 1
spot the newfag
>>52351102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shtS2DoXyRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkdy0AOpaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1rzSSMsac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVOfzB7Gn3Y
>>52351223
feel free to save that one and this one
goodnight /cum/ im drunk as shit and im working in 6 hours,wish me luck.
>>52351263
gnight
>>52351237
I've been here since the beginning. TPB was being forced as the official /cum/ meme from pretty fucking early.
>>52351243
in the old /cum/ i used to be an USAboo
>>52351239
>supporting IRA shit
are you fucking serious?
out now
>>52351278
Why?
Anyone else watch his streams?
He's like the ultimate robot, people are nothing more than a game to him
>>52351307
Oops forgot my picture kek
>>52351305
landscapes, MUH freedom, rednecks, burgers, MUH apollo 11
>>52351329
literally who
>>52351281
The IRA has always been an ally of the US and we have always supported them under the table. They quite literally dindu nuffin.
>>52351329
it's literally just hours of him sitting on his computer browsing dating sites and not much else.
is that supposed to be entertaining?
>>52351170
That was alright.
>>52351335
He's that hedge fund guy who bought the company that manufactured that one drug and jacked up the price like 4000%
He does streams for stock investing and the like and it's pretty entertaining, though he got arrested on Thursday on some securities charge (I have a feeling it's fightable)
>>52351333
So what changed?
>>52351344
his wife is going to be the next prez haha
>>52351355
I personally think this one was cuter
>>52351367
It's also losable.
>>52351371
i don't know either, but i started watching russian things(russian empire, USSR, ww2, technology)....and finally i became an official RIDF
>>52351394
you'd be shocked, those Albanians are good at crime
>>52351402
you should go back to being a USAboo, the whole USSRboo thing got annoying quite awhile ago
>>52351394
I have a feeling that it's an offense that is commonly "overlooked" by the SEC and that he was only arrested because his obnoxious public behavior gave him undue attention
Gotta make a move to a town that RIGHT for me
>>52351344
>murderers and terrorists
>"dindu nuffin"
>>52351438
Well unfortunately they didn't OVERLOOK his securities frauds so that sucks
>>52351388
Favorited
I'm exhausted desu
>>52351430
those weebs are more annoying than anything else here
>>52351449
Ireland has every right to defend itself from proddy loyalist invaders who have absolutely no place in Ireland. The UVF killed plenty of people too, and the brits were perfectly okay with it.
>>52351480
>Favorited
Good.
It was the last one I had anyway.
>>52351449
you're getting b8ed by a b8er who is extremely lazy at it
Just got home from my friend's party.
How are you buds doing tonight?
>>52351575
Im probably going to go to bed soon
though I might read for once so I dont get kept up for another hour from electronics withdrawl
>>52351575
I bought my gf a taser and shes feeling safe again when going outside
>>52351575
Drinking tea and listening to Saint Pepsi
>>52351599
>my gf
>>52351239
Hail Hail desu
wont you take me to
funky town?
>>52351596
Nice, electronics withdrawal is great for facilitating sleep.
>>52351599
Jesus, where do you live?
>>52351613
Sounds incredibly comfy.
He really liked the cookies btw, said they tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which is one of his favourite things.
Was bretty gud.
>>52351633
>that UK weather
kek.
>>52351650
>He really liked the cookies btw, said they tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which is one of his favourite things.
Did you follow a specific recipe?
>>52351653
It's no joke. Scottish rain is an entirely different animal. Still a nice place though. I've never drank with so many strangers in my life. I knew I'd love Edinburgh but didn't know how much I'd love Glasgow
>>52351671
Yeah, this one http://www.averiecooks.com/2014/09/the-best-snickerdoodles.html
Used 1 3/4 cups flour instead of 1 1/2 like it says, the dough didn't seem quite thick enough with the 1 1/2
There's something cathartic about hearing Eddie Murphy say "dumb niggas" in a standup routine.
>>52351711
thank you
Tbh i do not feel safe out at night where i live either
all the niggers come out at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ydFHebKgQ
goodnight /cum/
>>52351766
Sleep well.
>>52351759
I live around them and I don't think I've ever been approached.