'ri
france
maisie
rina
Mary
Not a fan of all you mongs tbqh
spit one lyric everyone's like brap
just do it
>>52331055
Literally here wanking my heart out
I'd give her a fucking snottydink
UUUGHNGH
GHGHGUUGUUUU
Call me names, Karen
Yes, Karen
I'm a worm, Karen
A worm for your hot naughty MILF ways
Yes I'll eat my cum Karen
ATTENTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtSdJaPCSI
janny's gonna do his NUT
just found your mum on zoosk
>>52331229
you know where the door is
>>52331168
Surprising post.
>>52331180
Classic post
>>52331209
Quirky post
>>52331215
Irish post.
>>52331229
Rude post.
>>52331230
Dizzy post.
>Tim Peake: Life in space is 'absolutely spectacular'
thanks tim
mugi
https://soundcloud.com/holygoof_uk/holy-goof-girls-rinse-fm-butterzroyal-t-rip
friday night. i'm going to shag a fake vagina made from a protein shaker and some sponges, then drink in bed.
Does facebook messenger spy on me?
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
>>52331241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kkf6oLLdfI
alri mergim
Just thought I'd draw your attention to this extremely underrated post from the previous thread, gave me a good chuckle :)
>>52331069
>>52331069
>>52331069
>>52331309
the guy is devoid of charisma it's hilarious
>>52331332
yes
>>52331332
no that's me m8
good comfy tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7w5oHUn7Sc
>Chelsea appoint Brendan Rodgers as manager
are you dizzy blud
@52331352
>quoting yourself
stop it
>>52331243
Bolton, Barnsley, Nelson, Colne, Burnley, Bradford, Buxton, Crewe, Warrington, Widnes, Wigan, Leeds, Northwich, Nantwich, Knutsford, Hull, Sale, Salford, Southport, Leigh, Kirkby, Kearsley, Keighley, Maghull, Harrogate, Huddersfield, Oldham, Lancs, Grimsby, Glossop, Hebden Bridge. Brighouse, Bootle, Featherstone, Speke, Runcorn, Rotherham, Rochdale, Barrow, Morecambe, Macclesfield, Lytham St. Annes, Clitheroe, Cleethorpes, the M62.
Pendlebury, Prestwich, Preston, York, Skipton, Scunthorpe, Scarborough-on-Sea, Chester, Chorley, Cheadle Hulme, Ormskirk, Accrington, Stanley, Leigh, Ossett, Otley, Ilkley Moor, Sheffield, Manchester, Castleford, Skem, Doncaster, Dewsbury, Halifax, Bingley, Bramhall.
started off well but pcs fucked it back to ipad
>>52331352
are you literally 12?
tbqh someone should do a cover of I've Been Everywhere using British place names
if they haven't already
>Bear Grylls show with Barack Obama
Fucking hell talk about meme president
>>52331177
you know, I care so little anymore that I might just do that
>>52331413
CREWE MENTIONED
16 bar you get shot in the face
>>52331468
has he actually done anything in the last few years
seems like he's just chilling now
>>52331478
>side-effects include opposite of what the medication is intended, and death
>why yes m'lady, I reside in the British Isles
>>52331497
yeah banned a flag that's as old as the country he runs and made cuckoldry a national sport
wait just a minute
Cara is a monkey faced slag
do I wanna spit a bar yes please
watched a man come inside sersh
>>52331525
>ignoring the "very rare" bit
>>52331439
not literally
>I'm from the land of the free
them man are stuck in the hood like kenny
>>52331413
>Being from Bedfordshire, consisting of Bedford, Central Bedfordshire and Luton, Berkshire, Bristol, Buckinghamshire, including Milton Keynes, Cambridgeshire, including Peterborough, Cheshire, consisting of Cheshire East, Cheshire West and Chester, Halton and Warrington, City of London Cornwall, including the Isles of Scilly, Cumbria, Derbyshire, including Derby, Devon, including Plymouth and Torbay, Dorset, including Bournemouth and Poole, County Durham Durham, including Darlington, Hartlepool, and Stockton-on-Tees north of the River Tees, East Riding of Yorkshire, including Kingston-upon-Hull, East Sussex, including Brighton and Hove, Essex, including Southend-on-Sea and Thurrock, Gloucestershire, including South Gloucestershire, Greater London, excluding the City of London, Greater Manchester, Hampshire, including Portsmouth and Southampton, Herefordshire, Hertfordshire, Isle of Wight, Kent, including Medway, Lancashire, including Blackburn with Darwen, and Blackpool, Leicestershire, including Leicester, Lincolnshire, including North Lincolnshire, and North East Lincolnshire, Merseyside, Norfolk, North Yorkshire, including Middlesbrough, Redcar and Cleveland, York, and Stockton-on-Tees south of the River Tees, Northamptonshire, Northumberland, Nottinghamshire, including Nottingham, Oxfordshire, Rutland, Shropshire, including Telford and Wrekin, Somerset, including Bath and North East Somerset and North Somerset, Staffordshire, including Stoke-on-Trent, Suffolk, Surrey, Tyne and Wear, Warwickshire, West Midlands, West Sussex, West Yorkshire, Wiltshire, including Swindon, Worcestershire
>>52331497
relations thaw with cuba and iran are pretty nice 2bh
also pardoned a bunch of weed smokers
>>52331390
>football spastics
>>52331592
rare slag
>>52331522
I don't know who that is, but it's total bullshit. Crewe isn't rural enough for farm animal people. We lean more towards wearing fake sportswear casually and glassing posh cunts from Nantwich.
>>52331385
noice
>>52331592
turn the brightness up
watching the keion movie with the lads and it's funny, but don't want to sign up for an account so can't comment.
having kids is so selfish
How much disposable income do you lads have and what is your age
19 here
2 grand
>>52331608
>Norfolk
NORFOLK MENTIONED HI MUM IM FAMOUS
tbf tho really cant be arsed sitting by the door anymore
going to lie down if it works then alrite if it doesnt then fuck it
watched a man die in reno
haha just remembered that part of britain that is full of nonces but forgot its name
what was it lads help me out??
quite tired
oh fuck me someone's already done it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=700glKoiH-U
>my people were cucked by Romans and William the Conqueror
>>52331670
19
Fuck all on a cadetship.
>>52331608
>tyne and wear
FUCK MACKEMS
>>52331683
norwich
>>52331679
before or after snorting the coke?
>>52331670
29
£26k
>>52331616
>I'm a British 'man' who doesnt like football
>I regularly use unfunny IT Crowd and Mitchell and Webb quotes to express my dislike for it
>>52331683
scotland
>>52331695
>Americans inserting their fetishes into all their posts
as expected
@52331695
and who were your people
>>52331695
>my people were the offspring of the people who were cucked by Romans and William the Conqueror
>>52331683
cornwall and yorkshire
snorting some heroin
>>52331670
21
I have about 250 quid a week after paying for shit but I'm saving so probably about 70 quid I actually spend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRxX6-CaOA
Sershie
>>52331776
fuck off
>>52331756
What's with you poofs trying to get in the banter as it's going?
>>52331722
fuck off you knobhead
>>52331695
jesus fucking christ is that your mum?
>>52331683
hampshire
what's the comfiest most picturesque english village you can think of?
Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
wish rizzle kicks was here so i could kick his head in
>>52331722
fuck you bjorn
>>52331844
Edinburgh.
>>52331737
I don't watch tv
Spastic
snorting some memes
>>52331844
why would someone travel to denmark just to claim benes
>>52331827
ye my mum's a classy lady. Pic related is me, I know I've inherited it all, from the eye colour to the class.
Here's a (You)
>>52331670
26
9k in savings atm
the value of my cars add my wealth to around 15k not much for my age desu
>>52331900
i don't know
why would someone travel to the UK just to claim benes?
snorting some weed
>>52331844
castle combe
>>52331875
>I don't watch tv
>This gives me a sense of superiority
You're a fucking dickhead 2bh
>>52331936
they don't.
go to bed cameron
>>52331902
thanks for the you
you cheeky cunt
>>52331962
Go back to wanking over Rooney's thighs you spastic nerd
what is she trying to convey with this expression
>the so called 'Islamic' state, or Daesh if you will.
>>52332015
>Please think I'm a cunt
>>52332015
the total destruction of men
>>52331962
Don't reply to him, you'll catch his autism.
Anyway, did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>52332032
>'so-called'
How they get away with this sympathising on the BBC is beyond me
absolute banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_PavqqOao
>>52332015
difficult to look at her without wanking innit
>>52332114
Might do a wank over her
you used to..
people who actively dislike sports are always weirdos, usually long haired, jobless queers who listen to heavy rock
>the so called "conservative" party, or tories if you will
>>52331692
Listened to the whole thing and he didn't mention Bristol
>>52332114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjBA9Rw9MU
LOVE HAMPSHIRE
LOVE CUTE GIRLS
LOVE ANIME
>>52332153
people who like sports are mentally children
comfy:
youtube.com/watch?v=ltvVVa3xcvk
>>52332153
Tbf the only people obsessed with watching sport that i've known were the really fat nerds
Most normal people don't give a shit about watching football aside from the WC
literally all me
>>52332168
The worst party going lad, apart from all the other ones.
>people who actively dislike sports are always weirdos, usually long haired, jobless queers who listen to heavy rock
>>52332242
>t. long-haired, jobless queer weirdo that listens to heavy rock
DON'T COME AROUND IF YOU GON LET ME DOWN
YOU GOTTA GET IT ALL THE WAY IN
>>52332152
SERSH LOST WEIGHT
>rip fat sersh
wew
doing a poo t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>52332260
calm down
saoirse ronana is the new kate winslet? she's going to win a mllion oscars
>>52332253
>Most normal people don't give a shit about watching football aside from the WC
Why would you bother lying like that?
>>52332153
pure projection also you are a chav as well
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
CLAP
>>52332286
here's a recent pic
I knew she would x
>>52332313
She is the best
Absolute banger pals
https://youtu.be/KO_3Qgib6RQ
>>52332316
Normal people I know don't talk about football 24/7
Only fatties and nerds do m8
>>52332274
>t. literally 12
new pizza hut delivery place has opened by me
gonna give it a try
>>52332338
spoiler that hog
>>52332338
dumb face in this one
>>52332393
literally vomited last time i ate pizza hut, vile vile place
>>52332334
Thats all it takes for a faggot to kick down your door
>>52332424
Looks good to me senpai x
>>52332387
You don't know normal people.
>>52332391
>t. literally a fat gay queer woman
might watch a comfy film as /brit/ is so dead
recommend me one lads, nothing too obvious
>>52332387
You're a spastic, football is the ultimate normie activity and conversation
>>52332449
her eyes were too wide. this is better
>>52331413
HULL
U
L
L
>>52332486
city of ember
100 pages left in my book lads, what should i read next?
>>52332486
All the normies are out with the lads watching Star Wars
>>52332488
>football is the ultimate normie activity and conversation
t. manual labourer
>>52332482
go to bed little timmy
why does saoirse not have a string of bfs
>>52332524
the sailor who fell rfom grace with the sea
>>52332524
>>52332524
Atlas shrugged
>>52332505
worst city in england. voted the most depressing city in england too
rate my breakfast
>>52332515
>city of ember
ahh nice, very impressive
>>52332524
Atlas fugged
>>52332579
its not that bad desu
>>52332580
looks literally like the dogs breakfast
>>52332574
he said book, not monologue
>>52332515
doesnt look very comfy
>rhyming 'spear' with 'there'
>>52332580
>breakfast
>10pm
madman hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahhahhahah
>>52332580
What's on the plate, David?
>>52332580
did your toilet recommend this to you?
gonna watch alan carr in bed haha
goodnight lads x
>rhyming 'dance' with 'romance'
>>52332543
You're so mad because you know I'm right.
>>52332580
Brits used to eat fish for breakfast
>>52332702
night la
>>52332537
No I work in an office. I doubt you've ever worked at all. Probably born in 1998. Fuck off.
>>52332664
I don't think you'll find any dingles on here lad
>>52332756
>1998
how young must you be to use this year?
1992 tbqh
https://youtu.be/szYOZQiU1SM
*scoots past u*
*smacks lips*
>>52332815
hello
>>52332713
how should it be said
>>52332552
>>52332574
i bet you're not even being ironic
>>52332824
>1992
how young must you be to use this year?
1983 tbqh
>>52332701
done
>>52332872
Milton Friedman is good though
dunno about Ayn Rand
probs rubbish
>>52332824
89 masterrace. 90s born are the worst people on earth.
>>52332877
must be depressing to be here in your 30s
just in from the xmas party lads
>>52332843
Are the extra fingers more of a help or a hindrance? Does it allow you to type faster?
>>52332872
I've never read atlas thugged
>>52332928
i'm just funposting haha
Does Coca-Cola legally own the character Father Christmas?
Ayn Rand was a maniac and speed addict
>>52332976
fuck off reddit
>>52332932
cutting edge banter right there lad, watch out someone doesn't repost that to lad bible
>>52332929
how shite must it be to be in this early
>>52332630
it actually is tho
>>52332994
>knowing enough about reddit to label a post reddit
gas yourself wasteman
it's not really like home
>>52333032
>>52332994
>muh sekrit klub
It has often been said that the mark of a civilised society is how well it looks after its old people. I conclude that since Margaret Thatcher gave out the signal that it was OK to be greedy and to look out for No1 that we have become progressively less civilised.
>>52332153
you are absolutely correct, but what do you expect from the scum that frequent this place?
>>52332994
as far as I'm aware, liberal views are seen as 'reddit'
how did my post qualify?
Why is it when a girl has a *crush* on an older man she instantly has daddy issues meanwhile if aguy has an obsession with milfs he is just a 'cheeky chap' ?
>>52333000
you've no idea la, i ran away
>go to office christmas party last fri/sat
>do a ton of coke
>have emotional conversations with far too many people
>miss the next week of work
r8 my life haha
>>52332995
You're mums your dad
Your dad's you're mum
Your interbred
Your Burnley Scum
>It has often been said that the mark of a civilised society is how well it looks after its old people. I conclude that since Margaret Thatcher gave out the signal that it was OK to be greedy and to look out for No1 that we have become progressively less civilised.
>>52333032
>knowing enough about reddit to know that me labeling your post reddit is accurate
Gonna be quite honest with you here lads, I'm having more fun in the soap slags thread on /tv/ than I am in here
Sorry
>>52333094
nah women like that are gold diggers more than daddyissues
>>52332928
I'll let you know next year
>>52333063
t. triggered reddit user
>waahh why don't people on 4chan like me
because you're a spastic reddit, because you're a massive spastic
fuck off
some paki lad at the self service thing in sainsburys said i buy alcohol too often kek
>>52333065
old people should be gassed tbqh
>>52333158
>inferring that much from 3 words
wew lad, projecting much
doing good
gid film tha
wish i was a yank to get all the muh heritage nostalgia tho
>>52333163
tell that paki to fuck off lol
>>52333198
xDDD
he even remembered my date of birth from the last time i showed him my ID, bit weird desu senpai
>>52333166
t. thatcherite
why the FUCK are we on page 2
>>52333279
all the lads are watching anime
>sirrah i use not the catalog
>>52332737
>used to
What sort of paki doesn't enjoy a nice plate of kippers for breakfast?
>>52333251
t. slovenly moustache-wearing trade unionist Corbyn arse-licker
>>52333186
what is this
>tfw no thick jewess gf
>>52333306
>not live posting while watching stuff
the heck
>>52333358
quite hard to read the subtitles and post and chat in the stream
>>52333013
>tho
Fuck off yank.
>>52333356
Reminder that Jews are the master race and that millenia of genocide has left only the peak of humanity left in Jewish people.
>>52333353
nationstates.net
>>52333344
epic xDD
alri lads
>>52333386
no =)
just got into my comfy bed x
>>52333094
But guys into milfs have an Oedipus complex.
ugh
work tommorow lads
kill me ano
>>52333445
foot like a traction engine
hello darkness my old friend
the sd card in me phone just stopped working
tired taking it out and putting it back in, turning the phone off and back on NOTHING
well unimpressed only had it a few months now i have to get a new one from amazon, wait for the delivery, transfer all my music. jesus
>>52333422
alri
>>52333248
He wants to stick his paneer up your bhaji.
>>52333437
mugi
>>52333422
literally just leaving boyo internets too bad to post
should be around next week
>>52333501
how we doing
>>52333356
I know that feel
>>52333551
yes
>>52333342
A reminder that Americans are confused by toast racks.
>>52333532
haram
