/balk/ - wake up, you NEETs.
Romanian relationship edition.
balt
>>52302538
I've got a math exam in like 2 hours...i've been awake in the last 48 hours
first for absolutely nothing
>>52302623
Why do you do this? Just let it go, think it's no more than a test you'd been taking in your middle school.
Are you an engineering student?
>>52302727
No,i'm in economics but my professor's an asshole and a politician
The high-school vacation has started.
Anyway, does college suck more than high-school?
Good morning cigans
>>52302623
Best of luck to the test senpai
>>52303033
Good morning, stale memes spouting lad.
>>52302623
you can do it, family. I remember getting stressed over these fucking tests @ uni, esp. math...even though I know it's "just a test".
Toasting in a /ded/ thread
>>52303415
What do you mean? I, the OP, am still here, but there is no one to talk with.
>Be off the internet for a week
>Come back
>See the news that Jesus looked like a T*rk
>WTF
fuck GRUB tbн faм
I just removed all my Linux partitions and restored my boot to Windows
>>52304052
>news
>>52304396
>Anakin has joined the Dark Side
Bump
>>52306928
>friday
>nobody here
>>52306956
I'm here, but no one likes me :'( </3
>>52307025
australian diaspora is the fucking worst
>>52307025
it's ok familija, you're with friends
>>52307045
it's even worse - he's a Serb/Make
>>52307059
read >>52307045
also, >>52307045 go fuck yourself. Australian Diaspora Greeks are the only decent greeks I've ever met. Actual greeks I've met were all stingey cunts.
>>52307059
I l-love you
Abea astept sa fie gata catedrala aia,macar biserici sa avem.
>>52306956
Le dark memer
>>52307073
>serb/make
>>52307114
>the moon on the flag
>>52307088
>Australian Diaspora Greeks are the only decent greeks I've ever met. Actual greeks I've met were all stingey cunts.
I'm talking about this forum nimrod
>>52307114
>a fucking pineapple
>>52307114
Nice photoshop skills
>>52307025
I like you fami
>>52307088
I love you diaspora bro, stay with us!
>Actual greeks I've met were all stingey cunts.
This is exactly how most of us are, more or less
Are we romanians full balkan or just Muntenians are considered balkanic?
>>52307235
>Muntenians are considered balkanic
Muntenians aren't considered balkan. What the fuck are you smoking? The whole name comes from the carpathians.
>>52307219
>le self hater western flag cocksucker may may
>>52307256
B..but i want to be like you:(
>>52307137
inshallah
>>52307159
b-but my mum says I'm cool
>>52307178
pls no
>>52307186
>photoshop
sorry, just paint, m8
>>52307192
<3 One day I'll liberate you with my superior southern Cock
>>52307219
mehh, it's a balkan+eastern euro thing.
>>52307235
can you post some Romanian for me to read. I speak Spanish and want to know if Romanian is still legible to other Romance language speakers.
>>52307284
Only Dobrogea is in the fucking "balkans" you dumb shit.
Seriously, what is it with you people and your obsession with us? "Hurr durr Muntenia this, durr hurr Muntenia that, facking Mutenians they ruined Romania."
Getting a bit tired, honestly.
>>52307258
Dude, this diaspora is cool, we shouldn't bash him without reason
>>52307256
Muntenians are balkan to be quite honest with you lad, since they are the swarthiest romanians.
>>52307304
Ce pula mea conteaza ma daca vorbim noi o limba cu influente latinesti?Dar totusi am scris asta pentru tine.
>>52307314
No we're not.
t. Muntenian
My entire family comes from a village near Giurgiu and we look like everyone else in the country.
>>52307340
O_O
It looks like Italian, but slightly more cigan. I think I could only read maybe 2 or 3 of those words.
>>52307345
Eu sunt din Calarasi coaie,sunt cel mai balcanic om de aici.
>>52307304
>greece is now eastern
>>52307372
Ce pula mea contează dacă vorbim o limbă cu influențe latinești?Dar totuși am scris asta pentru tine.
This is the version with our shit letters
>>52307372
We're not friends anymore
>>52307380
Bravo tie, dar Giurgiu e chiar langa granita si a fost sub ocupatie otomana si oamenii tot sunt albi.
Daca de bronzezi si nu arati ca un ou de paste dupa 3 minute in soare nu inseamna ca esti balcanic.
>>52307372
>but slightly more cigan
You don't know gypsy language.
>>52307441
Eu nu ma pot bronza,doar ma ard si se cojeste piele,doar ceafa se inegreste in rest sunt alb si rosu.Oricum ce idiot ar vrea sa isi dea pielea alba pt una de tigan?
>>52307372
Nu arată ca italiana, pentru că trebuie vorbită cu diacritice, arată mai slavic sincer să fiu.
”Ț” and ”Ș” are not present in any latin language.
>>52307380
>>52307410
Papagalilor, după virgulă se lasă spațiu.
Nu sunt litere de căcat.
>>52307487
Si eu ma ard si ma cojesc daca stau o ora afara in timpu verii, dar dupaia se transforma in bronz.
Si motivu este pentru ca inca credem ca bronzul arata frumos.
>>52307471
Socherta patroane?
>>52307396
refer to my map
black = northern europe
green = western europe
red = eastern europe
pink = not europe
sorry but eastern doesn't just mean slavic. You're eastern like the rest of us.
>>52307417
>>52307471
I'm sorry, I'll take it back :'(
>>52307410
>>52307441
>>52307487
>>52307500
>>52307526
>>52307530
oh god, what did I do? What have I started?
>>52307628
we southern europe, dwi
>>52307628
Greece isn't eastern europe.
>>52307639
oh shit, I forgot to add southern europe. Just wait. I'm gonna add that.
>>52307720
>>52307639
>>52307773
how'd I do?
>>52307709
why not?
>>52307794
compare to what most cartographers think
vlach subhumans should leave.
>>52307831
>Latvia more Northern than Germany
>central europe
non relevant outside of /v4/
>greece is western europe
>eastern europe is slavic+baltic
https://youtu.be/sZSUG-9kIkw
Based rita
>>52307925
that's what happens irl, /int/ memes are different
>>52307921
ovdje sam isto, budala
>>52307925
Greece being considered western Europe is just straight up Western memeing "muh ancient Greece"
It's just a meme.
>>52307958
not sure about Greek education, but if you ask anyone if Germany is northern european, they'll think you're autistic for even having to ask the obvious.
>>52308013
we wuz democracies nd sheit
>>52308013
Τ: Αλβερτος Μπαρμποσα
eднo имe имaмe вo дyшaтa гo нocимe
>>52308065
>imame
Wtf are you the son of Machedon talking about?
>>52308128
have
>>52308128
дa мy јa pacтypaм нa мaјкa ти дyндaтa гјyпчeeeeee MAКИДOHИJA BEЧHA!!!
>>52308128
Probably the albanian imam started praying again pissing them off
>>52308150
Im pretty sure he is talking about Imam.
>>52308150
this desu
>>52308018
>greek education
I bet none of the cartographers in the map mashup were greek
what a shitty poster as expected
>>52308158
>>52308175
>>52308166
вapдap + пиpин + eгej = цeлa мaкeдoниja
>>52308013
>>52308201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8-y1m6uHRI
тaтapин, мoнгoл бyгapијa имa 1 500 000 мaкидoнци acимилиpaни ќe cи ги ocлoбoдимe yштe мaлкy
>>52308206
dank meme
>>52308259
t. alberto barbosa
Who /Western/ here?
peaceful balkans when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1K2gc5xsE
>>52308251
>Tatari mongol bugarija had 1 500 000 machedons
^That's not true my friend.
>>52308294
it's true tho
>>52308272
>eastern roman empire
>western
top cuck
>>52308282
When I will be your effendi and leave ruling of Balkans to Bulgars and Makedons. Makedons can also carry Acropolis to Skopje.
>>52308282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDV1SBkTXbI>>52308301
>>52308272
feels good being the progenitors of both western and southern europe bruh
literally can't get better than this
NI NA NEBO
NI NA ZEMJA
MESTO ZA TATARI
NE-MA!
6i vi iba tatarskata makja.
>>52308294
sofia was created from macedonian immigration
>>52308307
that's not peaceful
Greek brothers, come home. Eurasian Anatolian pride is bigger than eur*cuckoldry
>>52308313
disliked
>>52308322
>Romans
>Dacians
>Gepids
>Slavs
>Asians
>Nazis
>Communists
>Socialists
>Liberals
>Eastern European
>Balkanic
>Gypsies
^this
>>52308313
good to see that azis' fan base is growing
you are sitting in Skopje mcdonalds with your gf and this çigan comes and slaps your gf's ass.
What to do?
>>52308307
>Makedons can also carry Acropolis to Skopje
>Acropolis
Dude.You mean the parthenon.akropolis is the whole fucking hill
>>52308341
Does it sound good to your ears?Just ignore the video.
>>52308322
look at all those non-western LOSERs in our neighborhood
#Western_and_proud
>>52308375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prc6A3upH8Q
>>52308372
Hop in and conquer Tataria with my pure-blooded macedons friends.
>>52308345
>commies above anything but gypsies
>no muslims in the bottom
cmon now
>>52308373
does the acropolis contain the pantheon tho
>>52308437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkb9hUjTd1A
>>52308403
i guess
he's not rhyming tho
your language is also very rough. i think i can recognize some slavic words but a lot of it sounds like turkish
>>52308472
we wuz cumans an shieet!
>>52308484
It's his gypsy as fuck accent.
>>52308484
BUT WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIT YOU BASTARD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RDsl2QcwjA
>>52308454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adbA6krl8vo
Pentru toate femeile plecate din tara de la mine Dani Mocanu pt voi.
Rate muh food lads
>>52308588
ok i guess / 10
>>52308588
pleb fasülye.
>>52308588
Are you on diet?Or is this cuck food that you cucks eat in CuckGreece?Where is the sarmale,meat,booze and jumari pe pita.
Best remedy for constipation - hot water and apples. Its a natural miracle.
>want to eat McDonalds
>can't
>remind myself there's turkish food down the street
at least they left something after the occupation
>>52308588
>bulgar cheese/10
>bulgar bread/10
>bulgar cucumber/10
>>52308588
are you a rabbit/10
>>52308647
I just stick some anal-pills or how the fuck they are called in my ass and in 5 minutes i poop + it feels good
>>52308588
EU handouts?
are you the smallest person in the balkans. on which plannet is this going to feed you
>>52302623
had one today as well family
haha I totally failed lmao
>>52308690
you anal queen.
>>52308676
mcdonalds food is p good
don't you have fast food places tho
r8 boiz
>>52308736
we have burek on every street
local burger brands
chicken brand named Пeтлe
gyro/doner kebab places
>>52308751
nice trailer park but no electricity?
>>52308647
I only had constipation once and I thought I would die
>>52308736
wait shqiperia, montenegro and iceland don't have it too??
>>52308751
what are you using for the heating
>>52308773
I live in a block , and light is for idiots.
>>52308782
iceland closed because was too expensive to import shit, albania doesnt have it because its albania, montenegro idk why...
>>52308751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9W5g0VQe4
>>52304661
turkish """"""""evolution"""""'"""""
>>52308796
A central or how the fuck is it called.
Rate my cuisine?
>>52308870
gud çigan. Sprite and Fanta are superior to Cola
>>52308819
it can fly at least ;)
>>52308885
>spirte and fanta are owned by cola you muddie
>>52308819
pic is really smart actually
>using a huge sensor network of cockroaches
>survey everything cheaply
>>52308821
yeah but is it pellets, wood, or what
>>52308870
>Fanta
>No adblock
>Shitty webcam
Pleb of the year.
>>52308908
+ no tomorrow theme
>Vyzantiym - Byzantium
>Vulgaria - Bulgaria
why don't we say Valkan instead of Balkan breeeeeeeeeeee
>>52308908
I used the phone camera and it wasn't focused nigga.
>>52304052
"oh no, a guy from first century Judeea looked swarthy!"(insert facial reconstruction based on massive speculation and conjecture)
>>52304396
yeah.
What distro(s) did you have and what windows are you using now.
>>52308932
can't you sperglords pronounce V or what
>>52308932
>Valkan
literally "filthy" hahahahahha
perfect
rate boiz? i coocked it.
>>52308901
yes but they are better to coke cola.
>>52307487
>Oricum ce idiot ar vrea sa isi dea pielea alba pt una de tigan?
Nu de tigan, dar e nasol de astia de se fac ca racii la soare. Tata e asa, si e aiurea.
>>52308971
>valkan
>literally filthy
wat
>not going a step further and calling it vulcan to sound as epic as the greek name
>>52308962
We can.
t. We say Basil as "Vasile".
>>52309019
Pleaca mai shitskin de aici,crezi ca Hitler era maro?
serious question: if I run at night or the morning in skopje will I get lung cancer for breathing heavy?
>>52308990
>current year
>drinking shitty water
>>52309023
good lad
>>52309022
valkan means "filthy" in our peasant dialects and in serbocroat
>>52308962
we say Vizantia
i think the real question is if you can pronounce B
>>52309035
Macar foloseste termenu romanesc, boule.
>>52309066
mpura
>>52309052
You nigga this is expensive water here,what water do you drink?Rain water?
>>52309042
is it that bad
it will certainly take time
but then again running is for plebs. if you have to, run at home / up the stairs
>>52309054
>>52309085
moreta
rate man
>>52309042
possibly, but if you dont smoke you should be ok, smoking is so awful especially in skopje
>>52309035
>sunt un sensibil de ii intra pielea in revolta cand e atinsa de razele soarelui;
>durr hurr, you're a shitskin;
>>52309134
what's the yellow stuff
So, the hohols defaulted.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-18/ukraine-defaults-on-3-billion-russia-bond-as-court-battle-looms
Discuss.
>>52309145
t. man of the night's watch (cioara)
>>52309177
liberation drawing nearer I guess
>>52309171
Mămăligă
>>52309177
they should sell cernauti and odessa to romania desu (to be honest)
>tfw no Italian American gf
>>52309204
>Implying we'll have to buy it
>>52309134
muie finlandezilor?
>>52309145
Neamurile mele nu au lucrat pe camp in soare ca sa dezvolte o rezistenta mai tarane,stai cu pielea aia pe tine zici ca este scoarta si te mai si mandresti,lasa-ma pe mine sa ma bucur de trasaturile mele nordice.
>>52309200
>mother saliva
. . .
>>52309225
nah, we had to recognise their borders to get into the EU. Buying would be the only possible way.
>>52309235
what ))))
>>52309230
>trasaturile mele nordic
Am vesti proaste pentru tine.
daily reminder 2 lev coins are in circulation
>>52309177
>3b russian bond
>default no problem
That's what happens when you have the backing of the US
>>52309097
>>52309142
asking because this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Smog
few days killed like 10k people in that city. here its the worst pollution in europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxxEcOWdZsg
are all russian men like this bull?
>>52309260
mama - mother
liga - saliva / spit
>>52309254
All european countries recognized the Dublin agreement and greece and italy are still letting shitskins pour to Germany unregistered.
>>52309284
Trust me in Ploiesti is worse.
>>52309286
>are all russian men famous and rich musicians
no
>>52309300
is not mama and not liga, mămă ligă,is made from mălai.
>>52309286
no
also why do all romanians look the same
>short
>buff
>square head
>>52309230
>implying having rich peasant ancestors and orchard owners(great grandpa owned like half of Valeni) isn't awesome.
>implying we aren't all peasants, if we dig back a couple of generations;
p.s.: balk si nordicii fac parte de fapt din aceeasi grupa genetica, despartita cand s-a sfarsit ultima epoca glaciara. We were original europeans and shit.
>>52309284
my friends and I make jokes that when the ww3 comes we skopians will be immune to the radiation because we live in such smog kek
>>52309362
romanians are hit in the head with the elevator when trying to steal copper wires, so they shorten and widen
>>52309286
I thought he was norwegian
>>52309362
Im 1.83,im in 12th grade and my classm8 is over 2 meters.
Im not buff, im just ok for my height.
I dont have a square head,my grandparets from my father are russian/nordic so i have a more feminine face.
>>52309362
No food thanks to gommunism.
It's getting better.
>>52309317
No, it's not. We have shitty air, not downright smog.
t. Ploiestean
>>52309414
He was born in Minsk but moved to Norway to leech benefits and fuck nordic qts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTbfh-U9DcU
>>52309448
Du-te tu in Sud dimineata si trage 10 guri mari de aer sa vezi ca nu mai poti...
Post some folck rock bands from your cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeZ3pvLbOqM
>>52309317
trust me you dont, we use coal here, its china tier - http://aqicn.org/map/skopje/
for reference the average EU is under 50. over that limit it's polluted. some days we average 500.
>>52309379
This. I don't smoke but I'm legit shitscared because I like fast running and breathe a lot of the garbage in.
>>52309498
de parca nu am facut asta 3 ani la rand la UPG. Cum am zis, aerul e naspa rau, dar nu e smog.
Unrelated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GSasfq-hU
Aw shiet. I bought a bag of chips and when I opened it I found out that I won another bag of chips.
Living the dream.
>>52309392
>romanians are hit in the head with the elevator when trying to steal copper wires, so they shorten and widen
Why is trolling tolerated in /int/ ?
>>52309538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTmJPhkOI7Y
This counts, right?
>>52309615
ofc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQRisJHPkmI
>>52309538
>>52309615
Based greeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txi9hTfCH0s
Do we have an equivalent to this?
>>52309671
Why are they strangling a cat
Someone post a chat to talk,im annoyed of waiting time to post dank memes.
>>52309598
get fucked soft cunt
>>52309744
stop bully our aryan german friends,te dau la rusi imediat mai pățane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4k8-kKDF4
>>52309766
>te dau la rusi imediat mai pățane
si-asa jumatate din tineretu nostru pleaca benevol
>>52309825
KISHINEV
Designed rape camp for russians.
>>52309825
>>52309177
Sper ca esti pregatit sa fii vecin cu rusii din nou :^)
>>52309671
>literally traditional songs with modern instruments
bredy gud
>>52309862
si tu la fel
>>52309908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prHyRxyqJmo
>>52307093
>implicand ca o sa o termine BOR-u
>>52309825
can't you buy it from them along with everything below it now?
>>52309911
Mereu am stiut ca o sa se intample. Am acceptat-o acum mult timp.
Dar poate NATO ne lasa sa luam Bucovina si Bugeacu.
>>52309911
Sa ne postezi imagine de la Gulag moldavane.
>>52309938
>buy
m8, andorra literally has an annual budget half of ours
they are a country of 80k, we are of 3.500k
>>52309966
>Acel moment cand bunicu tau primeste pensie bonus pt. ca este deportat >:)
>>52309966
acum se numeste lucru la STROICA
>>52309579
nice
i've won money from them as a kid
feels good mane
>>52309993
I know m8 my gf lived there as a kid
>>52310006
Bunica-miu a murit pana cand au inceput sa dea bonusuri pentru deportati.
>>52309908
I know senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9eUhnOjPLI
>>52310062
+bilete moca de tren+bilete moca pt statiuni pentru babalâci,se vezi ce il jefuiesc sa ma duc sa ma fac beat luna viitoare ;)
a girl from my high school
>>52309711
htt
p://chat
een.co
m/balk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoPRQFHaM4
post Christmas music from your cunts.
>>52310088
Israelitii chiar erau terorisit pe vremea aia, si Isus era un "revolutionar". Iudea era cea mai retardata reguine din Imperiul Roman si mereu incercau sa se revolteze.
>>52310151
Uncanny.
>>52309908
What do you think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh51m6glEHo
>>52310158
Liceul meu are boxe prin holuri,pentru muzica de ascultat in pauze.Eu detin control asupra lor.asta tot rasuna de 3 zile incoace :^)
>>52310198
>>52310241
De unde esti?
>>52310248
>More non-whites than whites
Oh England.
>>52310299
dintr-un oras mic,plictisitor,cu 11k locuitori ._.
>>52310306
a normal day in london and birmingham
>>52310328
>Oras
>11k
Mai bine zici catun.
>>52310328
Numele?Poate este aproape si vin si te rapesc.
>>52310347
suntem la limita dintre oras si sat,lol.Avem blocuri n' shit.Too bad it's still cancer
>>52310248
please be in longon
>>52310387
Esti cumva din Calarasi?
>>52310374
Ma prinzi maine la iasi la star wars.Iulius mall,11:30
>>52310238
boring desu typical ebin music track that you get in trailers and action sequences
cool logo tho I like it
>>52309273
Fuck, won't be able to pretend that I'm rich with stacks of 2 lev notes soon.
>>52310422
ayyyy coaie stai sa vezi cand te prind, hai in pacurari la bmw-ul alb
>>52310422
degeaba ai zis-o familia, e 3 ore de cu rutiera pana la iasi de-aici
>>52310392
did I trigger your steppe warrior instincts Genghis? anyway she's not coming back
