The land of our Fathers edition
Old Thread: >>52239361
How's the /balk/ winter going? Shit's getting real here
>>52269238
TRI MORETA
obama said some nasty shit about us guys
>tfw you'll never be Macedonian
>tfw you'll never live in Skopje's depressing atmosphere
>tfw you'll never have the pleasure of being an uncucked country without McDonalds
>tfw you'll never have proud Turkish and socialist history
>tfw you'll never be a walking trigger for gayreeks and tatarshits with your sole existence
>>52269356
Greece you're later with your spoilers than with your debt repayments
>xth for oppressed durks
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/aljazeeraworld/2015/12/bulgaria-land-151215080838910.html
>>52269366
desu on point but is skopje=depressing ur real impression? i feel like its the florida of slav cities
>>52269393
>we oppressed minority now
>ok but what about kurds...
>SHUT UP KAFIR
>new meem fabricated by the proud liberals.
>>52269635
>t. Poltardo Bulgarosa
can somebody explain to me tl;dr version of the eu structure cause I never understood it really
>>52269723
its what makes a lot of s*opje s*rbshits go take your passports
>>52269567
>i feel like its the florida of slav cities
wut?
>>52269710
bednia4e, i ti si bilo tam zna4i, negur
>>52269806
t. Klime gypp-spawner
>serbomans ITT
>>52269905
ok now this one
Let's make a toast to glory days
>>52269905
thats me tb.h
4k Sheperds breached the government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvm_IzzKQQs
>>52269366
>uncucked
haahahahahahhaah
>>52271048
>file name
nth for friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYLVYRqBPI
>>52271111
english source with video translated:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/15/shepherds-storm-romanian-parliament-protest-sheepdog-law
More footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JIsURNZx_wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZOAZfLwXY
>>52269391
underrated post
>>52270033
more like
where's everybody? i checked the tinychat room but no one's there either
tinychat com/n5cp1k
>>52271142
>liking the guy that helped the commies in the civil war and left us in worse shape than after the ww2 ruins
post ur're waifu
>>52271798
>>52271798
What is the only possibility that balkan will unite?
i mean we are all same culturally except the language
>>52271152
they sound like if italians grew up in russia
>>52271942
>we are all same culturally
nope
>>52271942
Thank god I am not a fake sashko
>>52271798
>>52271921
REEEEEEEEEEEE im not klime
>>52271967
closest language to latin
also those that speak are from Bukovina, strong russian accent
>>52271901
the only real choice desu
>>52272045
hey Klime, how'd ya doin?
>>52272045
t. Klime
>>52271942
nothing, free trade is already done through the eu and military integration through nato
it's just that we are their colonies
>>52272076
Are you on the side of fyromians in these banters that we are having here?
>>52271901
>>52272067
I can do somersaults from that chin
>>52271942
we arent going to unite with you cigans
romania and serbia are the only viable choices
>>52272109
>diaspora thinking hes in on the bants
ahahahahahahahahah i laff
>>52272154
тихo, фиpoмит.
>>52272109
>americans
>>52272109
nah, didnt read 4chins all day, just saw Klime pretending not to be Klime
>>52272172
>диacпopaгoмнo
aџaџaџaџaџaџaџaџa
>>52272132
>with you cigans
>>52272221
das rite slavboi watchagonnado?
>>52272221
oooh that musta hurt >>52272222
>>52272132
>>52271942
we might unite under the EU.. in fucken 20 years
>>52272248
offer 2x pic related
>>52272374
>The principle of Israel joining the European Union has been supported by some politicians in both Israel and Europe, including the former Israeli Foreign Minister, Silvan Shalom,[241] former Israeli Minister of Foreign Affairs Avigdor Lieberman[242] and former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.[243] Two Italian MEPs campaigned in favour of Israeli membership as recently as 2006.[244] A 2004 opinion poll showed that 85% of Israelis would support an application for membership.[245] Another survey in 2011 showed support for EU membership is 81%.[246]
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52272908
I'd love to see my fellow jews inside the Union
>>52272908
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>52273083
>>52273134
Calm down Codreanu
>>52269635
Will someone torture every american to death already? Seriously, they don't deserve a quick death, every american needs to die after a slow, years long brutal torture, like in that movie with gerard butler.
>>52272908
kek idiots. imagine how many people would move to israel given the chance or how quickly israelis will end up in germany/uk.
>>52273165
feel the same desu
>>52273193
jews are actually moving from france/germany to israel because muslims harass them there
sup
>>52272045
there's so much fucking lack of new memes and oc in /balk/ that some autists have gone as far as to dug irrelevant photos and post them around. Thank god you didn't post your gf's face
>>52273393
fugg im not that dumb :DD
the stasi faggot will dox us
>>52273349
only from france, they're leaving for berlin faster than balkanlars
>>52273510
>upstart
>tfw your favorite versions of folk and patriotic songs are deleted because of copyright jewishness and only the shitty versions are left
>>52273563
Lel no. They're fleeing Sweden and Goymoney as well.
>>52273617
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>52273631
either way its a bad idea for israel to join, well not as bad as turkey
>tfw Barbara will never be with my because she is a bozgor mongolian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>52273883
>tfw she will never touch your face and kiss you
>>52273980
i'm not into traps tho
>>52273980
post traps
>>52274027
>traps
You'll be challenged to find a more feminine face than that.
>>52273980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7I74n6uKFg
>>52274027
>>52274047
>barbara palvin
>trap
GUYS WHY
>>52274085
>>52274119
4chan is into dudes
first that rose faggot, than that british caterpillar eyebrow faggot, now this faggot
>>52274091
that's a dude
>>52274247
this should become a /balk/ meme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seS2lp7WFbU
KAWASAKI KAWASAKI
>>52274027
>he wouldn't ravage that
I wish I was so delusional myself
Any of you Balkanlars want to play risk, to relive the good old days of WW2?
>>52273922
i don't know what i'm listening to but i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oljuHSuSQ6U
So, google released the top searches for Greece in 2015
I'll post some of two of the tables here, the most interesting ones IMO, translated of course
How to:
1) How to make him get in love with me
2) How to lose weight in the belly region
3) How to clean my oven
4) How to solve Rubik's cube
5) How to get a job
6) How to find my horoscope
7) How to make crepes
8) How to forget my ex girlfriend
9) How to deal with stress
10) How to quit smoking
Highest rising searches
1) Eurobasked 2015
2) Eurovision 2015
3) Elections 2015
4) Fifty shades of Grey
5) Referendum
6) Varoufakis
7) iPhone 6S
8) SYRIZA
9) ENFIA 2015 (property tax)
10) Amphipolis
Guys, please end us
>>52274573
sounds like the average greek man/woman tbqh why are you surprised
>Bulgar
>Cigan
>>52274650
this the problem man, the average person in Greece lives in a bubble
>>52274573
congrats on becoming american
>>52274698
you must be living in a bubble yourself all those years for not being able to come to terms with it
>>52274744
so I must defend the stupid mentality and reprimand those who don't like how Greece and Greeks have become in the past 40 years or so? Come on m8
Mediterranean people are literally the best looking race on earth, boy do i feel sorry for non-mediterranean subuhumans.
>>52275008
I never said anything of this sort you are strawmanning
Greeks say Valkanipololululuou for blakan
also Vulgaris for Bulgarian
>>52274573
ours haven't been released yet. here's the ones for 2014
>How to lose weight
>How to get pregnant
>How to draw
>How to gain weight
>How to vote
>How to advertise
>How to knockout
>How to install
>How to print
>How to clean up
>>52275065
literally the shittiest shitpost every posted in here
>>52275172
>>How to get pregnant
haven't they heard about benis in bagina?
>>52275215
>bulgarian flag in background
>>52275269
>bulgarian flag over scottish flag
should the uk be scared
>>52275311
its a color-inverted version of the scottish flag really
PANATHINAIKOS SUCKS!
Is Skopje really like Florida?
>>52275478
yeah, they tend to Tampa with other people's history
>>52275476
who the fuck cares about football dude, you are on 4chan
>>52275647
>lithuania
>football
>>52275172
>>How to get pregnant
>>52275618
>>52275478
Yes, we have beaches and everything.
>>52275476
hey yellow bulgaria
>>52274573
>>52275476
WHO PEED ON MUH FLAG
>>52275735
or sports clubs in general
>>52275172
>tfw no maria korinthiou gf
>>52275882
What is "хbлцaмe"?
>>52275968
[benis intensifies]
Girls of balk,what do you seek from a man?
>>52275989
huccup, how is in Macedonian?
>>52276121
икaмe or хикaмe
>>52274573
Δεν kατάλαβα ρε μαλάkα τι σε νοιάζει τι ψάχνουν οι ανθρωποί; Πώς θα ήθελες δηλαδή να είναι το google search;;
>>52276121
>>52276187
Όπα ρε φίλε, μη μας δείρεις kιολας
>>52275022
>Landlocked Former Yugoslav Republic of Former Bulgarian Region Vardarska
>Mediterranean
Boy are slavs retarded.
>>52276239
Πως θέλει δηλαδή ο βλάkας να είναι το search για να χαρεί, να έχει το 4chan στα τοπ δέkα δηλαδή τι στον πούτσο
>>52276187
>American flag diaspora
>implies that every single one of those kagkourikes search words are just fine
How do we say this? Ah yes, αη γαμησου διασποροβλαkα
>>52276399
Only you mother.
>>52271798
>>52276375
>look at me, my opinion counts more than yours
>meanwhile he leaves in the Trumpland
Απλα αυτοkτονα
>>52276451
That doesn't make sense, ashkim, goats don't give birth to humans. There's a reason why your local imam forbids you to marry your goat.
>>52276383
>διασπορά
>Όχι οτι σπουδάζω Αμεριkή ενώ εσύ σαπήζεις Ελλάδα
Ξαναρωτώ πως σkατά θες να είναι το google search; Φυσιολόγιkο μου φαίνεται
>>52276471
>leaves
Αυτοkτόνα x2
>>52276451
>>52276618
>goats don't give birth to humans.
Correct.
Your goat mother gave birth to a cockroach.
>>52276783
>albanian education
>>52276688
>ohh look at me, I'm rich and I study in the USA! You're just a pleb poorman!
yeah, good baits proxyfag. Enough with fuelling your stupid trolling game
In case you really study in america (which I doubt), make sure to stay there and never come back
>>52276187
1) Η εμμονή του 60% του αντριkού πληθυσμού με τις ομάδες είναι εkνευριστιkή kαι kαθαρά μαζοποιημένη διασkέδαση
2)
>iphone6s
μη το σχολιάσω
3)
>how to get a job
στο internet χλωμό το βλέπω να βρεις kάτι, οk που το έψαξες αλλά δεν αξίζει να ειναι στο top search
4)
>how to make him get in love with me
τα 14χρονα που περνάνε απο kατάθλιψη γιατι η kάθε Μαρια kαι ο kαθε Κωστας δεν "ανταποkρινονται", γενιkότερα τα η πλειοψηφία των παιδιών αργούν να <<απο-μαλαkιστουν>>, το φταίξιμο στους γονείς
... εχω kαι άλλα, αλλά βαριέμαι
>>52269238
its not the lands of your fathers. it was the land of your grand grand grand grand grand fathers and my grand grand grand grand grand fathers killed your grand grand grand grand grand fathers and my grand grand grand grand grand fathers fucked your grand grand grand grand grand mothers.
so this is the lands of us now. sorry for killings and rape.
>>52276893
damn extra salty posts today
>>52276850
>Fyromanian education
>>52277027
>albanian genetics
>>52277019
nah man, this guy here owns the whole salt company
literally the worst baiter every
>>52276915
>inb4 he'll call you a "poor man that rots in greece"
>>52277080
>Fyromanian genetics
>>52276688
φίλε παω πάσο με την σπουδή που έχεις πάει να kάνεις, νομίζεις όμως οτι είσαι kαλύτερος επειδή έχεις λεύτα να το πραγματοποιήσεις; Είσαι είσαι βαθιά νυχτωμένος αν ναι.
>>52277012
Yiorgos dont be rude to your brothers
Name one thing more Albanian than this
t. toniblerim
>>52277142
>using your own ugly ass people as an insult
I think we're done here.
>>52277113
what part of his post is b8 man, you are fucking jealous or something?
your posts reek of salt and cringeness
>>52277218
Easy.
>>52276915
Sosta ine afta pou les, ta perisotera apo afta tha ta vreis se kathe xora omos, mono to proto kani ligo ediposi, simfono me tin analisi sou.
>>52277113
hahah esi re xalva giati toso misos dialogo prospatho na kano
>>52277292
aston na klegete
(den xero pos grafete orimsmeni me tonous ine poli kourastiko)
>>52277218
>black history month
>Macedonicucks letting Gayreeks be their bull
What else is new?
>>52277382
speak american you unpatriotic fuck
>>52277424
>What else is new
Their "country".
>>52277447
>speak american
It's english you uneducated fuck
>>52277458
ur on fire today nigga
>>52277447
don't talk to him, he's rich enough to study in AMERICA you poor macedonian pleb
Just bow until he leaves the thread
>>52277447
>american
Fyrocuckian education.
Btw, how about you speak Albanian then?
>>52277424
I want a danish gf
>>52277515
It's american
>>52277558
There is no such thing as an american language
This is not a matter of debate
G-guys sometimes when I wake up I feel myself Serb
I-is it normal?Should I be worried?
>>52277424
Can't resist the greek cock.
/balk/ is hateful today.
let's post a nice thing about other countries for peace.
Makedons I like the names of your towns.
>>52277551
Elpizo na dinis filodorima sta kafenia pou arazis floufli
>>52277642
I was trying to sound like a redneck but it doesn't work with this flag
>>52277551
>paying international student fees
>>52277424
>albos let islam and turkey be their bull
what else is new?
>>52277726
>Makedons I like the names of your towns.
Which ones?
>inb4 demir hisar and demir kapija
>>52277726
I like how green anatolia is going to glow in a few months
>>52277726
What a disgusting fucking flag.
please leave.
>>52277769
>what else is new?
Greece is Turkeys little bitch.
>>52277741
>tfw we, the balkanlar plebs won't ever feel the pride of being a rich man in MURICA and shit on the heads of the homeless
>>52277861
>>52277551
>>52277861
>Greek
You are the literally the homeless we shit on.
>>52277726
I like your hotels. Being a tourist in turkey is a pleasure.
/balk/ my son.
you can choose having butifel chats or reply to that autistic Swedish toniblerim from cucklar.
>>52277808
Sweden is not balkan so gtfo
>>52277929
Why would you go to Turkey when you live in Turkey 2.0?
Bulgaria has more Turks than Turkey too.
>>52277861
>posts image describing the opposite of the feel hes talking about
You seem to have lost the ability to shitpost anon, rectal control comes next
>>52277996
they got really shitty hotels tho
>>52277927
>t: the man from the country where they literally suck off American cock for breakfast
lol
>>52277861
please go back to reddit
>>52277979
>Speak to a intellectual young man that brings amusement to the thread and keeps it active
or
>Speak to a cockroach that haven't showered in 30 years and occupied their countries with his ugly stench for 500 years defecating in the open and spreading islam
hmm..
>>52278055
Atleast i can afford breakfasts.
>>52277927
t. toni blerim
>>52277292
>>52278077
>calls me reddit and cringy
>literally posted "my mother is dead" to a post from some anon telling his mothers made him lentils some weeks before just to get attention
I can't keep up with your levels of cringiness, mate. No need to say anything more on the matter
>>52278154
Enjoying your benefits much, toniblerim?
>>52277979
>>52278104
>goes to tinychat com/n5cp1k
>tfw suddenly thread is not ded
>>52278200
lelelel. Bulgaria never fails.
>>52278246
I don't want my virtual wallet to get stolen.
Go somewhere else gypsy scammer.
>>52277218
ponzi schemes and shiptars are like greeks and feta chese
>>52278245
>tfw the troll redditor is going insane
>>52278245
Greek redditor pls go
>>52278341
>>52278351
>tfw he would never believe that it's not a samefag if we didn't post within a minute
what a fucking crazy kid
discuss
>>52278200
>Armando
Do all albanians have meme names?
btw reminder that Bulgars = best posters.
So my dad is employed in the agriculture ministry but hes old and he can't computer, so I just had to make a spreadsheet for him detailing farmer debt
... and I think I just wiped 700 euros off some random farmer's debt with a typo
oh well I'll consider this my winter good deed
>>52278307
lol look at this pretentious faggot
i don't remember inviting you
>>52278453
drum handrolls are master race though
>>52278460
>Fyromanian economics in nutshell
What a great "country"
>>52278453
sorry but where did you find?
delet this
>>52278245
Looks like your fellow nativemen don't want you around anon, come become a diaspora I can have you clean my house for drachma :^)
>>52278246
>wants to cut the populace of already dead thread to half
what an idiot
Rate my guide.
How to spot a good /balk/ thread.
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5. IF-------
a) Greece flags are dominant;
Leave.
b) If Romanian flags are dominant;
Bait them by using gypsies and leave
c) If any of Turkish, Bulgarian or Fyromian flags are dominant;
Stay and enjoy a great day.
>>52278562
well it's a country, unlike kosovo kekekekekek
>>52278562
>What a great "country"
I'd insult yours back but i don't know how. How do you insult a pile of shit? It knows it's shit, it's even proud that it's a smelly disgusting pile of human excrement, you can't insult it for calling it what it is.
>>52278669
How to have a good time in a balk thread
1. stay and enjoy the ride
2. leave when cockroach infestation occurs
>>52278698
>kosovo people are happy to let american soldiers penetrate the anus of their 11 year old daughters
kek
>>52278669
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5. IF-------
a) If any Turk flags;
Leave.
b) If Romanian or Bulgar flags are dominant;
Don't click links or they will steal money.
c) If any of Fyromian flags are dominant;
Retarded thread.
d) if Greeks.
Enjoy thread
>>52278669
>see turkroach flag
>1 in 2 chance that he hates on greece
>>52278698
wtf is wrong with americans
>>52278646
guess what, no one's there
>>52278836
Guess why, nobody wants money stolen.
>>52278794
>1 in 2 chance that he hates on greece
>hating our komşu and kardaş
>not bantering for fun
I like you Greeks. I don't find replying to Amerikkan and Cuckblerim worth time but you are different.
>>52278986
>but you are different.
>Turkey
>Greece
>Different
>>52278669
This is the truth desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBFAiVU3VhA
>>52278986
are you trying to annex me again
>>52278768
>doesn't like other baiters
>tries to bait
>>52278894
why are you so defensive against getting your money stolen? were you robbed?
i haven't heard of a website which when you enter it, somehow gains access to your paypal and takes your money...
>>52278669
Rate my guide too
How to spot a buthurt turk
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) flag is not turkish?
Ignore and move on your search is inconclusive
B) Flag is Turkish
Stay and further examine.
Is the turk using any actual points?
B)a) Yes
Well he is not butthurt and is a person you could actualy have a conversation with
B)b) No
Just stare at his post and shake your head haughtily
>>52279149
Memes idiot
>>52279049
>>52279231
then come
tinychat com/n5cp1k
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Greek is being good boy.
He want moeney.
B) Greek is angry.
He wants moeney
>>52279268
they didn't respond ;_;
>>52279085
>are you trying to annex me again
No. I just want to hug you kardaş.
>>52279364
You're like a poor man's sashe.
>>52279364
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Albanian is being nice
He wants your kidneys
B) Albanian is angry
He realized he's 1.6m tall
>>52279442
>>52279470
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) You post.
Fyromanian infestation.
B) You don't.
Fyromanian infestation.
He realized he's 1.6m tall
>>52279517
>too retarded to remove the 1.6m tall thing
gj blerim
honestly why don't you just ignore him? i think he is a nice person at heart since his baits are so soft and harmless but it is cringeworthy effort at the end of the day.
>>52279554
i think the autismated swedish water is getting to him
>>52279517
var bor du, javla albansk blatte
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Turk post.
Bulgar brother reply.
B) Turk not post.
Bulgar brother spam money stealing website.
>>52279645
i guess i'll have to reply then
>>52279688
Nice, you are learning.
>>52279582
>>52269238
Great Linux users and Mac owners of /balk/, I know how to right click and open a program as administrator, know mad photoshop (which is completely irrelevant), and can install GPUz to see what is the temperature of my processor
I was thinking of delegating my PC time for khan academy, codeacademy and stanford online to learn some programming. The thing is, I don't know the difference between all these languages and which is more "in" and widespread, meaning more "applicable" on various devices and sought after. Can /balk/ impart their opinion? I was thinking of learning from scratch about security applications, something for smartphones the Android stuff...is that popular? Websites? Other security?
Rate my guide too
How to spot a buthurt turk
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Flag is Romanian
Post fuck off ros
B) Flag is Fyromian
Ignore because most are very low quality posters since stefan left
C) Flag is Turkish
Ignore because either wants to learn something serious or posts a shitty b8 and splits
D) Flag is Serbian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from bulgarians
E) Flag is Albanian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from fyromians
F) Flag is Moldavian
Laugh at kneejerk butthurt from romanians
G) Flag is cypriot
Post proxyfags out
H) Flag is western
Post diasporafilth out
I) Flag is eastern
Post mudshits out
J) Flag is bulgarian
Can't avoid them, it's like background noise.
K) Flag is greek
well thought out and entertaining posts, straight to the point but with some sprinkled sublime humour poking fun at recent and past events.
Gentlefolk and scholars, know they tower above other ethnicities through years of analytical historiography but choose to point out their own shortcomings instead.
Never stale canned responses
Always reply because you'll learn something new or at the VERY least be entertained by their playful and skillful banter.
where are Romanians? no wi-fi in their new trailer park?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjwZvLo_hI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G2T3hWwu_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgwtkEHMZSk
tfw not high-culture balkan
>>52279795
ignore the 2nd line copypasted template from a fellow poster
>>52279767
1. go to 4chan.org
2. go to /int/ board
3. ctrl + f " /balk/
4. scan the flags of poster
5.IF------
A) Croatian post
Cringe
>>52279795
Nice guide.
KAZUYA MISHIMA
FIGHT!
>>52279825
>where are Romanians?
In Europe stealing wire
>>52279767
pay for DDOS services, join Anonymous and work for the hacker known as 4chan xD
>>52279929
as opposed to in Europe stealing kidneys?
>>52279889
post captain turkey
also funny turk memes like "must respect robot"
>>52279767
PHP and vbasic
