Our Kazza edition
first for chess lad
>>52236420
would shag her
ffs lads my date first wanted to go just to the pub which was live
now she's inviting me to go to some gay fucking christmas carol concert.
Nth for unlimited power.
oof
>>52236420
hog
>>52236172
Based. Looking foward to it.
Whatever happened to Sophie Howard?
mugi
>>52236498
Sounds cute. If you are being a faggot about it we can swap lives if you like.
taytay is so gorgeous lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuijXg8wm28
>>52236549
who?
>>52236549
>Performed at a Church choir last night, felt amazing. Don't be a paki.
sorry but old people singing together is not fun, i will feel proper awkward, especially since i'm just trying to get in her knickers like aha
Hi lads how are we
>>52236577
yes
Felt bad at Church today because I couldn't remember the Lord's Prayer whereas most of my normie friends could word for word
Had to mouth along like a mug but couldn't keep it up convincingly by the end
really really really need a bang average loyal gf with no ambition who's interesting to talk to in my life
>>52236577
>Gary Lightbody
Sounds like a poofta name
>tfw you have no hope for your future
Just found a rollie that I left on my table to dry a few days ago after it got wet
The skins all brown and it fuckin stinks, I'm going to smoke it and see if it tastes like shit
Will report back
>>52236503
morbidly obese
got pozzed tonight (fingers crossed), took 6 or 7 (maybe 8, LOL!) poz loads tonight, and made sure to nick my bum bum with a razor blade beforehand for maximum chance of getting bugged, going for my test on friday here's hoping I come back poz!!!
how big is too big lads?
anything over size 8 is too fat for me
Azusa
piss bottle is sitting on my desk
>>52236488
he turned star trek into star wars desu, and for what they were they were good star wars films
>>52236599
I really hate people like you. Fuck off cunt.
>>52236632
know this feel too haha
Why do Germans and Australians have to be such ginormous faggots in online games?
Can they just not say gay shit all the time in the chat??
I would much rather they do something like play the hampsterdance song over the speakers instead of trying to suck my dick over the internet.
>>52236549
Think she had a kid
She'll always be a 10/10 to me 2bh
>>52236652
poos shouldn't stretch your bumhole wider than a juice can m8
>>52236622
Feeling good Sershlad. How was your day?
>>52236668
alright calm down family i told her i would go
O O F
O
F
>>52236503
FUCK
MY
COCK
Jun Suzuki
>>52236660
why do people really do this
whats wrong with your bathroom
>>52236682
She moved to Oz to become a nurse
Still, best tits of all time
>Australians waking up soon
>>52236733
my parents are about and i dont want them to see me as drunk as i am/was x
get that oot me face
>>52236710
whale
>>52236791
shut it nonce
What was the name of that tv show where people dressed up as famous singers?
Used to be on Saturday nights?
>>52236730
absolutely love the politics of the prequels
>>52236756
what's the source for this?
ARGHHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏HHH͏H
>>52236706
Quite shit. No calls for the third day in a row so I sat there for another 9 hours. Next to an uninteresting Spanish girl too.
Found out I'm being moved again on Monday so I'll be back in training and hopefully get to see potential work gf then
How are you
>>52236746
Wanked off to her so many times lad, probably the #1 most nuts busted to for me. She's just got a fantastic, sexy body and a gorgeous, attractive face.
>>52236822
Stars in their eyes
>>52236632
>tfw
Just put a cig in my foreskin for a Laff but when I put it in my mouth to smoke it, the filter was wet from my willy juices
Haha lol
Still smoked it though
hate it when girls wanna do 'white people' shit on the date like Xmas fucking carol concerts shake my head
>>52236822
Cum in their eyes
>>52236894
Rasheed
mugi
>>52236759
get help
>>52236852
*screaming bomi.jpg*
I'm back for the first time in years /brit/
Is Craven still here? Is Fat Cam still a meme?
>>52236918
no
Ritsu
>>52236882
yeah thats it
thansk
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opmg8RIDmZE
>>52236862
Left: normal, healthy weight female. What sane lads actually lust over.
Right: what anorexic females think lads want. Disgusting bag of bones suitable for low-test bottom feeder males who like what magazines and the media tell them to like, rather than their biology.
>>52236909
calm down fambly i'm going, as much as 4 hours of people singing in union is boring, if it puts me in her a good books, its all worth it
thinking about death again
ahahaha
>>52236948
oh yes
>>52236862
Sounds a bit fishy desu, and I'm not talking about the Spanish girl's paella. Why didn't you receive any calls?
I'm fine la. Started a job recently so I'm feeling relatively confident for once (other than >twnogf)
>>52236791
t. microdick who couldnt even fit his dick in with that booty in the way
>>52236894
Mate I wish I had a girlfriend like that. I love Choir singing and Christmas carols, we'd have a lovely time. You two are clearly not compatible; you're a fucking pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokVqb0oH9M
>>52236875
Those ones of her on the beach at the end of her career
Wew lad
>>52236759
How did you piss in the bottle without making loads of noise? I did it once and it was loud af
>>52236962
all my female friends want taylor swifts figure, and they don't believe me when i tell them that she's too skinny and this isn't what guys want
it's insane
>>52237002
Oi m8, are you a fucking peado?
>>52237002
I'm sure you'd want a little girl to sing carols with you nonce
need a 450lb deadlift
>>52236894
>tfw I will never have that opportunity
>>52236894
>'white people' shit
fuck off yank
A REAL HERO
AND A REAL HUMAN BEAN
OOF
>>52236622
my sersh creampie ban ran out lad
>>52237002
i dont want her as a gf desu, that's like not really the reason im dating her, she's like 10 years older than me i can't be her bf, because i'm not ready to settle down and make babbies with her
also she's foreign so the novelty value of going to a christmas carols is far higher for her than it is for me.
Alri
>>52237078
Why not?
Lads, are there any quick games I could install and play simply, like GTA SA multiplayer
just something fun, maybe where I can speak to people
>>52236894
sounds gay. I dont even sing in the shower
>>52237086
me on the right
>>52237029
It's baffling. Look at Cheryl Cole these days; looks like a leathery bag of bones.
>>52237002
>I love Choir singing and Christmas carols
Is that because you get off on watching young kids singing in churches?
YOU NONCE
>>52237078
you know you can get arrested for posting this fám
The Coca Cola truck was a bit underwhelming lads.
what happened to brit in cyprus?
http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/fun-times/david-cameron-used-a-shocking-americanism-in-the-last-pmqs-of-the-year-371843.html
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52236995
Because nobody called in haha
I'm not joking though, our team had 7 calls on Monday but there was no phones available for me to sit at so I didn't do anything and there was just no calls yesterday or today
What job do you do
lads give me a k-on themed image i can use as my steam pic
any is acceptable but ritsu/mugi prefered
>>52237083
FONT
>>52237125
Alri mick
>>52237086
fucking kek
>>52237125
me on the left
>>52236962
>>52237029
>Fat fetishists
Disgusting.
Just had my Oxford maths interviews lads, stayed there for 3 days
didn't go too well... the last one went well but the other 2 I got stuck a lot. First one went dreadful- forgot the name of a famous Oxford mathematician and they looked disappointed.
I was genuinely too scared to go to the dining room to eat for like 2 days, and survived on a pack of biscuits. They only had water and coffee, don't like coffee. I broke down crying on the 2nd day due to how interviews went and because I couldn't go to sleep... also because I was hungry. I was walking around the campus at like 3am trying to find the toilets only to realize everywhere was locked. 3 days of utter hell. Almost everyone else doing maths was Asian and didn't like me or were too afraid to talk so I couldn't connect with anyone. On top of that I constantly felt stupid for getting stuck on basic shit and differentiating something fairly obvious wrong. Felt seriously stupid throughout the 3 days. I didn't know how to use the showers
>>52237018
I think she has lots of beach shoots, post the ones you're thinking of lad
UNLOCK
THE SWAG
THE SWAG
UNLOCK
>that name
top kek
>>52237170
some of you jihadists are alright
don't go to Ar Raqqah tomorrow
Some times when I listen to music I make the lyrics about /Brit/ haha autism
Thank you for letting me borrow your gimmick, it kept me warm in a cold place
Some people no matter how many (you)s they get, can't get out of their old memes
OOH
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR GIMMICK IT KEPT ME WARM IN A COLD PLACE
>>52237083
So you're both pakis
>>52237177
>beware of his lies!
>>52237219
>>52237233
>some of you Jihadists are alright
>>52237269
nah she's from like russia.
I really like Jun
>>52237225
Pronounced 'Say-wah-lee', calm down memelord
didn't even mean to put le captcha on but can't be arsed to re-type such a shit poll haha
http://strawpoll.me/6286096
http://strawpoll.me/6286096
http://strawpoll.me/6286096
>>52237274
Fuck off Yank.
>>52237225
>>52237219
Are one of those two guys you anon? I'm guessing you're just sharing the night out you had.
>>52237229
thanks hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahah
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Lazy Town tomorrow.
What's that song again by an """""""""urban""""""""" rapper where he sings about young, posh white girls sucking his dick?
>>52237211
someone please respond
anyone
>>52237297
could swear a guy on radio 4 pronounced it 'sex-wah-lay' 2bh
christianity is an apocalypse cult just like Islam in all honesty
>>52237342
literally all of them
>>52237211
>Almost everyone else doing maths was Asian
I wouldn't apply to the course just because of that
Fuck being stuck with pakis and chinks for 4 years
the queen can kiss my yank ass
>>52237164
I've never seen that Taytay before desu.
Well that's a pity but at least you got paid to shitpost on 4chan then
Civil Service job
>>52237369
>christianity is an apocalypse cult just like Islam in all honesty
>>52237211
San Holo dies
>>52237342
Every other song on the Radio 1 playlist.
>>52237407
it literally is though
>>52237086
rat faced little hun
some of you guys are alright
don't stay up late tonight, i know when you're sleeping
>>52236622
Why is Saoirse so perfect?
>>52237370
>>52237416
Nah it's an actual song. Literally the whole song is about how he enjoys getting his dick sucked by posh white girls. It exists, it's been posted ITT before.
>>52237211
here's a (you). don't feel alone mate.
>>52237212
this set
literally flawless chebs
>>52237086
1, 2
>>52237471
aye she is
>>52237438
t. paki
christianity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> islam
>>52237405
>cortana enabled
>using edge
>using cloud shit
>epic leet CPU and RAM monitors
>that CPU usage
>rainmeter shit in general
>especially that taylor wallpaper autism
>2 clocks
>2 calendars
>3 browser shortcuts
Literally the worst desktop I have ever seen
>>52237391
All the Asians were Chinese.
Maybe there was like 1 Indian. Most of the Chinese were quite nice, I met one who always said hi (on the 2-3 occasions I saw him) to me and was quite socially awkward but he really made those 3 days more bearable.
If this is what university is like I'd rather just go to a trade school... I like maths but if I had to put up with this for 4 years I wouldn't last
Janny is gonna blow a gasket
>>52237405
Nah, not allowed our phones out x
Literally sat there for 9 hours
>>52237471
Because Irish
>>52237548
>I like maths
hahahahha nerd hahahahaha
me on the far right
>>52237539
It's not my desktop but it's a Rainmeter that I've installed. Don't bully the Taytay shrine
>>52237600
someone shop lisicki in
>>52236420
didnt i post that picture in the last thread
but still very good edition
Goodnight m8s
>>52237600
me in the white hat in the middle
>>52237600
Blond inset right would make a decent trap.
>>52237438
>>52237491
Yeah I think I have one from that set in my wank bank, she's lying face down in the sand and her mammaries look plump af.
Going to wank to her tonight 2bh, literally perfect body. If I could feel a handful of her boobs then my life would actually be complete.
Anybody else thinking about going to a really tall building and jumping off?
>>52237600
me in the middle
>>52237628
>going to bed at 10pm
lmaoooooo
>>52237659
all the time
>>52237659
No I don't like heights
>>52237659
Yes
i said yeah lets go but she hasn't looked at her phone and the concert is tomorrow
i want to go just because i like her and shit :(
>>>/tv/63715469
Interview day lads
>>52237659
good luck getting past the emergency exit on the top floor
you need to ask the janny for permission
quick post lads
all religious people belong in psychiatric wards
>>52237292
I really like Jun's butt.
>>52237720
least you can take your mum if she doesn't go :)
was round a slag's flat last night all ready to do her up the shitpipe but she took off her socks and I noticed her footgame was subpar. made my excuses and left.
*sigh* the search goes on......
>>52237737
only wageslave normies watch the apprentice
>>52237741
appreciated
>>52237659
>really tall building
They don't even exist here. Best we have is a really tall cliff (more than double the drop height of the Golden Gate Bridge) but it is patrolled by normie volunteers looking to pat themselves on the back by actively preventing suicides.
So you can't even go, look out at the sun setting below the sea and enjoying your last moments before jumping. Basically if you're there alone or acting suicidal in any way you'll be tackled and forcibly hospitalised.
fucking love having a fuck buddy
no bullshit
no feelings
just grinding on each other til we both cum
so.
fucking.
based.
green milk > red milk
look at da flicka da wrist
>>52237766
Rasheed
Need a bf
>>52237846
Yeah I'm sure none of you will get romantically attached. Nothing romantic about being so physically and emotionally entangled with another person, not one bit! This can only end well lad!
>>52237846
How do you get a fuckbuddy
Describe the steps involved in having a girl acquaintance become your fuckbud
>>52237857
>drinking milk
tfw its 9pm so all the neets who post anime have gone
I can't look at erotic images involving black people anymore after people kept on spamming them on other boards
>>52237771
can't because dont live in the same city as my family
>>52237846
>just grinding on each other til we both cum
why don't you fuck her, dumbarse
>>52237659
never appealed to me, i'm a drink a litre of vodka and snort a gram of heroin in the bath kinda guy
>>52237904
it's just sex mate, and a bit of cuddling
>>52237931
house party. i'm a bit of a spaz but decent looking. she threw herself at me and i obliged. got her number the morning after it just became a thing, now we bang 3 or 4 times a week.
>>52237954
why have they?
>>52237954
Wew, I am writing about Communism.
>>52237857
>Anything but blue
Go to bed, mum.
>>52237954
i can replace them if you want at the cost of 3 (You)s
>>52237986
>dumbarse
Stop trying so hard to fit in and just say dumbass
Lad at work called me a hipster because he'd never heard of my favourite artist.
It seems to be a normie you have to exclusively listen to top 40 and stupid fucking trance/house mixes
>>52237954
just had a cheeky cry
>>52238031
FOY
>>52238001
Is she ugly and/or fat?
Lads I am on fucking fire
I am boiling
Its -50c outside and my heating is off, all my windows are open and I am on fucking fire
Its hotter than fucking summer in my whole house
What do
>>52238032
What's your favourite artist
christianity built the first world
>>52238058
she's a 6-7, i'm about the same.
>>52238031
fuck off yank
>>52238032
>DAE Bob Dylan, The Smiths, Queen, The Beatles? le wrong generation faec xdDDDDDDD
t. you
>>52238076
Whitehouse
>>52238031
Fuck off yank.
>>52238032
What is your favourite artist
>>52238130
Pink Floyd
>Winnersh
>>52238083
actually secularism did :))
>>52238076
>>52238130
Beck
>>52238099
Fuck off spastic
t. me to you
>>52238130
Quorthon
feel like a bit of a pig lad haha
>>52237846
FONT
>>52238167
tfw no insecure 5/10 gf
>>52238228
>Fagbook Pro
Disgusting
>>52238130
Stormzy
>like girl in my class
>try to add her on Facebook
>it's been weeks and she's neither accepted or declined the request
>nobody else in the class is friends with her on FB and she tells me she doesn't use it anymore
>but she drunkenly let it slip recently that she does use it and today she sent a request to join a group I made
>I keep thinking she hates me and I asked her but she kept hugging me and saying that's the stupid thing she's heard in months
Im so confused lads :(
>>52238228
Clean those fucking dishes up
>>52238032
Don't even have a favourite artist desu
If a normie asked me what music I like I'd probably say something extremely autistic like "British anthems"
>>52238228
>Gatorade
Fuck off yank.
>>52238032
Music is just another fashion accessory for normies, especially women. Women actually post screenshots of their phones, when they've just paid for beyonces new album on itunes.
>>52237933
what the fuck is growing on his head?
alri lads just gonna post some pics of my waifu then...
very cute as you can see.
Thoughts?
>>52238292
post your willy again m8
>>52238315
Think the statistic for Portugal is wrong
>>52238228
>eating in bed
>Macbook
>bed not made
manchild
>>52238292
maybe you'd get one if you weren't so 'small'
What's the last pop song you actually liked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
>>52238106
Literally who
>>52238187
>normies don't know who beck is
baka
>>52238245
Would like an insecure 5/10 bf desu
>>52238315
Subhanallah
/GF2016/ anyone?
>>52238346
Just because 13 year olds are fair game over there doesn't mean that people are marrying them. Just fucking them, apparently.
>>52238382
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52238187
>Hasn't heard of Beck
>After the Kanye fiasco
Why even bother lying lad?
>>52238346
>>52238275
If she has lots of mutual friends then she probably thinks you're creepy
Condolences lad
>>52238228
literally revolting gas yourself
>>52238315
are north Africans the most civil Muslims?
I've been to Morocco and it was great
>>52238352
BOOM
CLAP
>>52238352
Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran
>>52238408
unironically signed my name with t. at work today
Train to the city delayed by 10m!
Who /travellingtowork/ here?
>>52238312
VERY good post
>>52238346
>>52238426
>>52238187
>tfw I learned about Beck from Futurama
>>52238427
Nope, no mutual friends. If it was just me she wasn't friends with then I'd think she hates me, but she isn't friends with anyone in the class yet wants to be in the class Facebook group.
I can't read her at all. One moment she's at a bar dancing with me and being really cute, the next she's getting all grumpy and complaining that i'm being sexist or some dumb shit
>>52238372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rkzka2b8s
