i don't want to alarm anyone
but there is a spanish ayylien posting on /int/ right now
that's me haha
i'm just bored
>>52203839
what the fuck is wrong with you? eat something you subhuman
>>52203839
seriously post benis
Masturbating with those fingers must de fun
>>52203839
Where do you come from? Which planet?
>>52203872
get out of my thread gay boy
>>52203839
Have you ever fingered a girl?
>>52203839
AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
>>52203872
FUCKING
==GENIUS==
>>52203872
I second this, I want to know if it's really long and thin too
>>52203861
I have normal weight for my height
>>52203872
I can't that's obscene
>>52203944
Didn't you say you're skinnyfat?
>>52203839
>>52203872
Don't mean to alarm you ayylien but could you Please post ur benis. For science?
>>52203909
I am a human
Sometimes I have dreams of being in a hospital but with aliens instead of humans and they're doing things to me
>>52203917
No I'm a virgin
>>52203980
but is your penis abnormal in any way?
>>52203980
>I am a human
>>52203968
I have pretty skinny legs and arms but I have a bit of belly and fat in face too
that's why I said skinnyfat
>>52203980
Post your dick, faggot. I'm actually curious.
Also have you seen a doctor about this? This is not normal and there's probably other health shit that goes along with it. It looks like Marfan syndrome. See a doctor.
>>52204001
mmhhh not abnormal, it's curved-down and uncut but skin isn't a problem I can pull it down perfectly, it's actually almost 24cm long, but only 21cm if you don't measure the curve and put the penis straight in the ruler
and now stop the penis thing
>>52203980
>virgin
You can still be a virgin even if you finger blasted some grill.
>>52203839
Are you basque?
>>52204100
Can you post more pictures please?
>>52204100
>24 cm
>>52203785
BOST THE FUGGING BENIS >:DDD
>>52204100
>that glorious cock attached on a virgin
you're making me tear up spayyynbro
>>52204037
Doctor said me nothing
Anyway it's because I stopped growing in height but my arms, hands, feet... keeps growing, I'm almost 20 yo and I grew a shoe size this year, but I'm stuck in 170cm in height since I was 16.
>>52204144
alicante
>>52204211
>170cm
Manlets, when will they learn.
well stay strong bro
>>52204164
rock n roll
>>52203839
t. rodrigo fernandez
I am scared!
>>52204303
Cool, you're my favorite /int/ poster now
>>52204194
I know, but I'm ugly as hell :(
>>52204278
Soy demasiado asocial
>>52204303
ayy
Post your penis on a red board then link it here so you don't get banned
DO IT FAGGOT
>>52203944
Post dick on /soc/ then link us m8
Jesus christ, someone fund the X-com project asap!
>>52203839
How is earth?
>>52204100
>9.5 inches
Pics or I'm calling bullshit
>>52204278
Pisar cosas? What does that mean?
>>52204323
>>52204365
OH FUCK, I woke up my roommate.
>>52204100
But seriously...
Post your dick on an appropriate board and fucking link it.
Until then what you are saying is BS.
>>52204331
Thanks m8 I like you too
>>52204357
>>52204382
>>52204413
I won't post a dick pic because this site is visited by thousands of people and someone will save it, will spread it everywhere and I don't want my dick to be shared everywhere. It's very ashaming.
Dude, I'm your height and my shoe size is 41. I can't imagine your suffering
>>52204509
Fuck off you lying cunt
Your dick isn't 24cm until you post proofs
>>52204365
try coming back here m89 and we'll wreck you real hard
>>52204509
You're lying then.
>>52204100
>over 8in
I don't believe you. If you're going to claim such status, I agree with the other anons and think you should post a pic with ruler.
Just upload and send a link with warning.
>>52204551
haha
>>52204589
I believe it for skinny people
This is OP
>>52204542
Oh now I get it, his feet look pretty weak though, just really long and thin
>>52204211
>because I stopped growing in height but my arms, hands, feet... keeps growing, I'm almost 20 yo and I grew a shoe size this year, but I'm stuck in 170cm in height since I was 16.
Not who your were replying to but that's not fucking normal for your hands and feet to keep growing 4 years after you stop gaining height. This sounds like something glandular.
>>52204542
What the fuck nigger
Delet this
>>52204303
I am laughing so hard. You are marfan as fuck lad. It's not possible that you don't have it.
>>52204631
op could palm a fucking watermelon kek
>>52204625
I'm 6'1" and just over 150lbs, with low body fat percentage. I have a 7" erect penis and happy with it.
>>52204689
>tfw 5'8, 120 lbs, and only have a 6" erect dick
>>52204689
pls use normal system bro tier
>>52204719
No worries kinsman, I'm still a kissless virgin.
>>52204536
>>52204558
>>52204589
....please don't share it you could destroy my life
>>52204787
He actually did it
THE MADMAN
>>52204787
the absolute madman
>>52204787
God fucking damn m8, god motherfucking damn. Its a rocket, i jelly
>>52204787
how big is that thing
>>52204787
kinda jelly desu
i'm not ugly but i have a small benis
>>52204787
where is that "I want Spanish dick inside me" guy?
>>52204787
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>52204787
W
I
N
R
A
R
this is why my 18cm's feel small, that's what a real dick looks like, not like my little portuguese dick :(
I already regret making this
>>52204787
nice desu
>>52203785
Hey guys what's going on in this thread :DD OH FUGG
>>52204787
Makes my 18cm look pathetic
>>52204787
save'd
>>52204889
18cm is nice mate don't feel bad, there isn't many big big cocks in real life and much of them are of autistic ugly virgins like me that doesn't counts
Your dick is almost twice as big as mine
Thats unfayyr
>tfw no superior ayliens genes
>this thread
REEEeEEeEeee
>>52204787
QU'EST CE QUE PUTAIN DE QUOI
>>52204787
Nice cock m8 (no homo)
Were you shaking when you took it?
>>52204787
ur a big guy
I have always been hated in /int/ because of being a 170cm manlet
Am I now respected? or I am still considered not a real man?
also if I'm going to be famous I'll use the nickname "spanish alien" i like it
>>52204787
Man, if you ever want to make good cash, just be a porn actor.
Your hands are made to grab big ass and tits, your dick is fucking huge and you are quite attractive
>this entire thread
why i keep coming back mane
top fucking lel
>>52205061
You could literally split bitches in half with that meat sword
>>52205061
Your the most alpha /int/ poster as far as I'm concerned m8
i regret making this thread
the faggots flocked to it en masse
>>52204727
I'll convert for you.
185.2cm or so height
17.78cm or so benis
68 or so kilograms
Low body fat
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vufUyWlupFA
Also NICE COCK, really
t. Bi guy
>>52205061
Don't tripfag. It ruins everything.
>>52205061
You could do something like this and get famous
https://youtu.be/pwisacDikBY?t=9
now you are my new idol
>>52205138
not even gay, but what a beautiful penis that is
>>52205143
mhm, similar here
>>52205125
noice
>>52205153
you're right man
Thread of the week, screencap pls
Now cumskins know why their women are always cucking them with latino immigrants
>>52205213
no please
respect myself or i'll leave /int/
you could have an ayylien everyday or have just this thread
think about it
SOMEONE CAP THE THREAD
>>52204787
HUNG
U
N
G
go into porn m8
>>52205061
Make a trip. You'll be respected.
>>52205218
Prep the Spanish bull
>>52205155
what the flying fuck
>this thread
>>52205249
Fuck off.
>>52204787
Mate what do you eat?
>>52205241
M8ty someone out there has already capped it. You knew the consequences when posting.
But Pablo were not making fun of you, that dick is glorious and must be exhibited to the rest of the website so other boards can stare in awe.
>>52204787
That's a helluva hog, lad
>>52205249
Kill yourself
>>52205325
bye
>>52205323
>fuck off
Hurtful
Why?
>>52204787
>>52205351
You too?
>>52203944
>>52205366
What is your weight then?
>>52205366
Please don't go
I love you
My sides
>>52204787
I'm not gay, but that's a nice one
>>52205216
*
>>52204787
whoah.
>>52205481
How is that supposed to be a bigfoot when your foot is only extending upwards and not sideways? Still pretty abnormal that's for sure
>>52205481
>tfw doing the same
>>52205481
what a thread
>>52205481
![2955bc3fbe30[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sXNzSxo.jpg "2955bc3fbe30[1].jpg")
The real question is... is he white though?
>>52204787
Oh you
>>52205481
>>52205061
You're a hero, lad.
>>52205481
>>52205529
gold
>>52204787
What a day to be here.
>>52205481
¡Ay lmao!
>>52205666
Is he one of your children Satan? Are you proud right now?
>>52205666
what a day indeed, satan
>>52205666
Hey lucifer i wanna do the same deal he did
![Los_Simpson_el_coco[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7swLV2E.jpg "Los_Simpson_el_coco[1].jpg")
>>52203839
>>52205666
We can be friends, I just want to be treated respectfully here, I'm in a strong depression and sharing this pictures could make me even commit suicide if it goes too far
>>52203785
>>52204303
>>52204787
Dear god, what have we awoken
>>52205778
Mate being are not laughing at you, they're laughing with you.
You're a Spaniard, you delivered and you have a huge cock.
>>52205778
You just agitated a bunch of faggots by posting a picture of your schlong
>>52205778
Seriously mate, why aren't you a porn actor?
>>52205883
they were saying I was lying
it's my fault I know
>>52205778
you are the king of /int/ now, dicklord
Literally crying @ your proportions
>>52205778
I'm not gay but I'd love to suck you off
No homo ofc
>>52204787
>>52205778
Just post your face man, we've already seen your dick so at this point you have nothing to lose.
>>52205778
How blind are you to not realize you have homos bowing down to your cock right now. Be proud of that shit
>>52205918
come shitpost at hilo latino there is a micro-benis spaniard bud that posts there all the time you will be his doom
>>52205916
ugly as hell
manlet
I might have schizofrenia and I can't into social contact really
I don't like porn scenes
They would laugh at me
etc
>>52204787
youre a big guy
>>52205778
I wanna see your beautiful face
>>52205983
I don't know, maybe POV videos?
>>52205778
I haven't saved anything nor will I.
I personally think one of these are enough to remember the thread by.
>>52205529
>>52205481
Nice dick though.
(yes homo)
>>52205983
Literally just pull out you cock and slap it onto the desk. They'll hire you.
>>52205983
If you went to a glory hole, all that would be taken care of. I don't find non-whites attractive, but I will say you have a nice dick.
>>52205967
no way i'm not fooling this one
>>52205778
somebody already posted it in /b/
>>52205983
youre just the perfect guy for gloryhole scenes
>>52206007
>>52206067
Just do it m8
>>52206033
Hand pics are ok I don't care for these
but they were calling me a lier and I fell in their banter and now I regret this
>>52206067
(I'm not falling for this one)**
>>52206007
>>52204787
JORGEEEE
>>52206038
Oh fuck, this thread. I can't stop
>>52206115
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52205778
We are not laughing at you but with you pal
Please dont kill yourself.
>Somewhere across the Pyrénées there's a guy who can accidentally turn into a unicorn by sneezing when picking his nose.
Knowing that brings the brightest smile to my face
>>52206067
>inb4 insanely attractive
>>52205778
No worries, m8. It always blows over. You're a boss
>>52203918
that was aggressive
>>52204787
I'm looking at my penis with shame..
>>52206115
I'm gonna spread every single one of these pics on as many forums as I can and I'm going to pretend I'm you
>>52206162
how the fuck do you sneeze while picking your nose tho
someone else pull out their cock to make him feel better
>>52205778
dude that dong is too rare to die
>>52204787
>>52206210
you just want us to post more cocks don't you
>mfw he probably has a decent face but has made himself believe he's ugly
>>52206210
That's gay
Jorge se va a pegar un tiro cuando vea esto.
>>52204787
Dude, that's a Saturn V right there
>>52206245
eso pensé
>>52206244
This thread is too gay to go back, might as well push forward
>>52206245
>>52206142
>>52206235
Aside from an abusive partner, I don't think any attractive guy has any reason to believe he's ugly.
I know I'm ugly because I've delt with remarks since I was young, people outright asking what is wrong with me etc and never having any girls look at me aside from very ugly ones.
>>52206210
>>52204787
>MFW that dick
>>52206235
He looks like a skinny neckbeard autist
>>52206210
I honestly would but I don't want to get banned
/int/ is all I have
>>52206115
There's literally nothing to be ashamed about here.
The absolute worst thing that could happen is that you'll be known throughout some 4chan boards as the Spaniard with a massive cock.
That's still unlikely to happen. most likely everyone will get over this and any reference to it will fall on deaf newfag ears.
>>52206303
>That asshole
>>52206235
He posted face before.
>>52206303
remy makes my cock pulsate
>>52206339
es un ascensor guapisimo
>>52206339
It looks like someone poorly photoshopped another persons face onto his
>>52206353
Eh she's only good with a bush desu
>>52206339
pretty decent
>>52206339
Don't post it here though m8. Show some compassion for crying out loud
>>52206339
This is not me
>>52206290
>tfw family members call me handsome, etc.
>tfw my eyes are asymmetrical and my nose is larger than the average white person's
>>52204303
Hi, OP, I'm the anon from your hands thread that told you that you should take up playing piano.
>>52204787
I think you should take up piano AND porn acting!
<3
you're awesome, OP!
>>52206339
not the same hands
not the same feets
not beard
>>52206330
Let me guess you watch porn with girls with bleached buttholes and you've never seen a real girls.
downvote this now
https://www.reddit . com/r/4chan/comments/3x17dt/the_hero_int_deserves/
>>52206381
Don't worry I'm not this guy
Remember I'm a 170cm manlet
>>52206339
not him, please delete your post
we really don't want this guy killing himself
>>52206339
The hand doesn't match at all
>>52206399
>americans dont know what a bidet is
>americans think assholes are naturally brown
>>52206399
Yes and yes
>>52205529
bravo
>>52206042
>I don't find non-whites attractive
No one cares about your sexual preferences faggot
>>52206449
Notice how her lips are the same color...you also see it on Euro girls and like every Latina and Asian too.
>>52206399
you have to stop fucking people who don't wipe their ass
>>52206449
>>52206504
I have a norweigan friend that actually did this
>>52206205
I have done it myself at least once. Take your pinky , and carefully shove it in your nose as far as you can and sort of wiggle it around. It will feel shitty, but you will sneeze.
>>52206186
Probably how you like it anyway.
>>52206410
>R*dditors are in this thread
>>52206518
The height gives it away that its not a hand sink or damage nking fountain. Though I have heard of people who washed their feet with them.
kek, i know this guy from /lat/. he's trully schizophrenic and has severe depression, I think he could kill himself for real
I have a face pic of him but I won't contribute because he's really having a bad time, but he's not THAT ugly monster, just slightly ugly in my opinion.
>>52206449
te fuiste ful retard ahi
>>52206558
*drinking
>>52206546
that fucking hurt and I didn't even sneeze, why would I even try this
>>52206558
>washing your feet
>just your feet
why?
OP learn to play the guitar, youd be awesome.
Or the piano.
Or you can bang the drums with your dick
>>52206558
i used to wash my feet on my bidet too
but then i realized that just putting my feet in the sink was easier
>>52206410
>>52206552
>https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3x17dt/the_hero_int_deserves/
i downvoted it and upvoted a guy who said "fuck off" >_<
>>52206552
There is nothing wrong with Reddit.
>>52206586
I don't personally know anyone but I've heard of it. I couldn't guess unless the're gross and wear flip flops in cities.
>>52206640
>t. reddit
>>52206668
>>52206640
In fairness its like Tumblr in that its as good/bad as what you follow
>>52206640
t. Canadian in usa
>Americans actually managing to shit up a glorious thread like this with reddit links
Get out, just fucking get out.
>>52206571
Ok, I'll do it.
>>52206705
>putalocura
is this thread a massive fake?
>>52206705
>>52206685
True enough. Though from the few times I have looked at Tumbler their comment format made me want to blow my brains out.
>>52206705
White/10
>>52206705
This is not me, neither it was the elevator guy.
I'm near his ugliness btw
>>52206744
I've only ever looked at both for porn
>>52206761
I want you to plow my boypussy, no homo
>>52206762
Same desu. Also r/Pyongyang to see it was actually a thing.
>>52206705
Not him
>>52206584
First , because you are autistic. Second, because you are dumb enough to not even do it right. PS. I tried this once , because I saw my friend do it at a party. Needless to say, I did it as well.
>>52206640
>>52206410
Leave.
>>52206726
kek
>>52206761
I'm already pretending to be you on another site
You said you were from Alicante right??
>>52204787
nice
>>52206705
Only ugly things i see are the glasses and the shirt
>>52206761
What's your actual medical condition?
>>52204787
FOR YOU
>>52204787
