Early morning edition
>>52168928
Good morning. Damn I'd kill for a cup of coffee and some waffles.
Girl I've been messaging asked to see what I look like today. It's all over
>tfw up all night watching conspiracy youtube videos
>still cant sleep because its so enjoyable
normies will never know this joy
>>52169469
We call it the weekend.
First they ignore you
Then laugh at you and hate you
Then they fight you
Then you win
>>52169300
How are you messaging someone who doesn't know what you look like? Why is it bad if she doesn't want to talk to some faceless stranger?
>>52169951
Becausr my profile pic on interpals is just an picture of a lake. It's bad because I've been through 3 interpals qts. All of which I've gotten along great with up until I show them pics of myself. First and second one just started becoming more distant, taking hours to respond, when before I sent them pics they took a minute or two at most. The third one straight up blocked me on whatsapp and interpals after I sent a pic
>>52169904
All I can think about when ever I see Trump is how prophetic Robocop turned out to be.
I think my phone might be a commie.
>>52170130
>he looks like an american
What did it mean by this?
>>52170064
Post pic...we will try to help you
It always happens, /cum/, every time I think I've finally accepted that I'll never have a normal life, someone enters it and makes me think I actually have a chance.
Should I repeat the cycle, or finally break it and accept that I will never not be a giant faggot?
>>52171079
You can do both m8
>>52171079
You can do it.
Mornin'~
Have a good day at work.
star cuck spoilers get em while they're hot boys
http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
Missed the bus so now I have to take crowded as fuck subway
Reeeee
I stay up late into the night purchasing DC and Marvel Lego minifigures.
I do not understand why I am collecting them. Last night I spent $30 on a Lego minifig of the Iron Patriot.
I am also an adult human male with a 9-5 job. I took a day off today for no reason.
>>52173831
you fell for nerd culture that is being pushed by corporations in order to further infantilize consumers
morning lads
>>52173831
>capeshit
>>52173889
Reading a web article by Simon Pegg doesn't make you smart
Not that I disagree with him, just that you meme spouting and pretending to be an authority is top cringe
Why is /cum/ so slow this morn? Exams must be winding down, if not over, for most.
MEXICANS OUT
had one round too many last night, just fuck my shit up
>>52174381
fuck off, mexicans are our neighbors and friends.
>>52172810
pretty interesting stuff. it sounds like shit, so i'm inclined to believe it; but i'm biased in favor of the film bombing.
>>52174514
>neighbors and friends.
Lmfao
More like your criminals and labourers
>>52174565
They are going to revitalize our nation with their vibrant culture
>>52174651
With beheadings and mass abductions?
>>52168928
What's Japan doing there
>>52174706
You sound like a racist. That is a very small minority of Mexicans and white people do bad things too. We need them to enhance our own shallow and decrepit culture
>>52174186
For most Americans they are this week
>>52174764
BUILD
>>52174860
WALL
When I come to power I'm going to revoke the citizenship of every non-white immediately
Non-whites do not belong in the United States
Should race mixing be illegal?
>>52175001
no, it should be encouraged :^)
>tfw 20 year old kissless holdhandless virgin
i fucking hate my life, what should I do other than suicide
>>52174764
>We need them to enhance our own shallow and decrepit culture
Fuck off
Mexicans are trash
>>52175024
How will we know who to hang on the day of the rope then?
>>52175042
Its literally not that hard to get girls dude. Just don't be deformed or retarded
>>52175042
>holdhandless
How does this happen? Fuck off to r9k dumb autist
>>52175127
Mexican culture is one of the richest in the world. They will vastly help to improve our own. Only a racist would not be able to see this.
>>52175144
maybe for you it's not
>>52175163
non existent social skills
black power
>>52175236
Hire a prostitute, Christ
>>52172810
Doesn't seem and better or worse than the other star wars films.
At least in this one the actors appear to be better trained than in the sequels.
>>52175144
the day of the rope will never happen, you unpatriotic swine. drop your racist beliefs and get some pride in your country.
>>52175266
is okay as a corrective in response to decades of institutional racism.
>>52175326
fuck you whitey dont tell me what it is
we gonna lynch you
we gonna rob yo stores
>>52175326
My country died on April 9, 1865
Hello.
I hope that you have a good day!
>>52175236
You literally just have to talk to them.
I don't even really like them but they'll like you if you're not retarded, deformed, and are willing to just talk to them
It sounds like you're probably a little retarded though
>>52175266
>black "power"
>>52175543
thank you glorious nippon
I hope you have a good day as well
Why is /cum/ so gay?
>>52175428
rebel scum
>>52175543
thank you Japan, the same to you!
>>52175544
just making the first the move & fear of rejection + insecurities about everything fucks that over for me
>>52175606
It's only gay if you swallow ;)
>>52175606
>/cum/
>>52175606
Hanging out with your fellow /cummies/ is anything but gay, friend.
>>52175618
go see a shrink
im tired of seeing insecure people whine on here
>>52175582
Thanks a lot!
>>52175668
>go see a shrink
Please don't enable this "career"
>>52175608
I will NOT be reconstructed and there is nothing you can do about it
>>52175618
See a therapist or some shit idk
She was trying to make the move/get me to do it so I don't know anything about that
>>52175729
t. autistic engineer
>>52175668
Should actually see a doctor to get some prosthetic testicles for that empty sack that dude's got
>>52175668
>paying someone money to tell you about your problems
>>52175608
thank you very very much.
>>52175797
hell, he probably doesnt have anyone else but us to bitch to
>>52175784
t. gay doo doo head
>>52175824
>us
>>>/pol/58456595
Join the happening my amigos
>>52175918
>I frequent a website and converse with others in the website, but I am not apart of its community
>>52175995
>No android app
kill yourself, my friend :^)
>>52176034
>americans
>>52175428
>Virginia
You were practically and almost Union you cukfederate
>>52176061
This, only a normie would buy a meme app on an iPhone
were politicians that edgy kid who drew swastikas on all his papers?
>>52176111
How? Virginia gave the most of any state to the Confederacy, and the largest part of the Confederate leadership was Virginian.
Its Tennessee that had the largest pro-union sentiment in the Confederacy
>>52176065
DUDE
>>52176270
WEED
>>52176296
LMAO
>>52176270
HONOR KILLINGS
>>52176344
>>52176227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_in_the_American_Civil_War#West_Virginia_splits
Your state split because of the civil war bud.
>The western counties could not tolerate the Confederacy; they formed a pro Union state government of Virginia in 1861 (recognized by Washington), then with its permission formed the new state of West Virginia in 1863.
>>52176111
Are you fucking serious?
/cum/, what parts of your nation do you think that people from the other two should come to visit and see if they're going on more than a vacation to sit on the beach or camping? I'd say Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Mt McKinley or whatever they're calling it now, Smoky Mountains, the Badlands, and Pinnacles all rate high. Isle Royale, the Everglades, the Adirondacks and Hawaii all deserve consideration as well. If you can plan out a route and get a guide the Bayous down in Louisiana are cool too. Pic entirely unrelated, I just wanted people to read this.
>>52176424
Do I live in West Virginia retard?
Parts of virtually every state seceded from their state at the start of the war
>>52176442
Big Bend in Texas
>>52176507
None was as big as the splitting of Virginia.
Do non-street Black people really sound like this?
https://youtu.be/NTMIV52DXSQ
Or is this just a Northeast accent?
>>52176607
Clearly thats a different state though
Last time I checked we didn't reunite after the war
>>52176639
You're missing my point entirely
Virginia as a single entity split because of the Civil war and many prominent individuals such as Lee were sympathetic to the Union. Your state had undergone a massive schism and identity crisis.
>>52176723
>Virginia as a single entity split because of the Civil war and many prominent individuals such as Lee were sympathetic to the Union.
Lee was loyal to Virginia. He always put his state first.
>Your state had undergone a massive schism and identity crisis.
West Virginia is not my state.
>virginia
>>52176822
Go back to /brit/ dude
>Go back to /brit/ dude
NoVA is literally and objectively the best part of Virginia
>>52176786
I spelled it out to you and you're still ignoring what I'm saying here. I'm at a loss for words here as to how someone can be this dense. West Virginia before the civil war was a part of Virginia, then it split because it didn't want to be a part of the confederacy. This proves that there was a massive internal dispute about Virginia leaving the Union you fucking sophomoric child. Lee was sympathetic to the Union but he of course put his state first understandably. This shows he had loyalty to his state which I'm not debating here and most likely would have never considered the confederacy to be legitimate had Virginia never joined. These two points alone show that Virginia wasn't exactly a full on supporter of the confederacy unlike other confederate states. Inb4 you were only pretending.
>>52168928
A question for all Americans:
How many of you would actually vote for Trump if he was to be given the republican nomination?
>>52177061
fuck no
>>52176892
It is
>>52176892
Anything north of Ashville is shit
The Northern Neck is alright though
>>52176957
West Virginia left the state. It is no longer a part of Virginia, therefore the qualms of the West Virginians do not apply to Virginia. The Western part of the State had also been both economically and culturally different from the rest of the state for its entire history. In Virginia proper secession was not as controversial as you are making it out to be. Lee was opposed to war in general and felt that remaining in the Union was the best way to avoid a war, he was not particularly supportive of the Union.
Getting fed up with the hambeasts ITT not losing weight
http://upnorth.eu/canadian-pm-trudeau-baltic-nations-are-not-a-thing/
extremely rude
>>52177237
I've found a work-out crew and will begin immediately in the second semester
I'm going to make it
Does anyone of you work for the state? We were talking a little about the american congress and the court system and it was pretty interesting. working as a govenor sounds like a lot of work but pretty interesting.
>>52177298
>not a thing
Christ, our prime minister browses tumblr
>>52177142
>No true Virginian
We're just going to have to disagree at this point.
>>52177298
>http://upnorth.eu/canadian-pm-trudeau-baltic-nations-are-not-a-thing/
ahahahahahahahahahaha
get fucked, how can you be so pathetic that you're even less relevant than out shitty country
hahahahahaha, christ
>been drinking for so long that I can polish off a whole bottle of whiskey and wake up fine just fine.
Coffee, cigarette, some advil and oats, and I'm off to work out.
>>52176625
Typical yankee speech.
>>52177404
>Coffee, cigarette, some advil and oats
I do this every morning regardless
>>52177404
That's really depressing honestly.
>>52168928
If you wanted to post a picture of birds of North America, why didnt you post just that?
>>52177548
Neat
Saved
Oh, say, can you see
>>52177696
by my ass t b h
By the frawns early night
>>52177696
By the favela's trash fires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XFfWems2_A
shit bangs senpai play it
>>52176625
I am not going to waste my time listening to a monkey speak.
Did you just call me a monkey?
>>52170533
Not posting my pic on /cum/
>>52178081
Bro you are anon (at least to me since I don't uses autism flags). I doubt you're ugly or some shit. 95+% of people look pretty normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZHM9BPfH0
>>52177989
Yes
>>52178212
Normal looking people dont get blocked by 3 girls online
No Mexicans today
Feels good
>>52178358
I posted Selena Gomez, but I don't think she even speaks Spanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIrIZKC6rvs
Thanks for the warning, Frankie.
>>52178331
>Normal looking people dont get blocked by 3 girls online
You're definitely just a creep, not necessarily ugly
>>52178457
Read my post again. We get along great and call eachother and shit and then they see what I look like and bam it's over
>>52178533
Post your pic
>>52178533
>We get along great and call eachother and shit and then they see what I look like and bam it's over
>Mfw I've done that to girls
>>52178739
Bit rude senpai
>>52178671
Fine gimme a few min
>tfw Internet back tomorrow
It feels like it's been an eternity
I wish I could go to sleep for 24 hours
>>52178996
is that you, Ohio?
>>52179152
Yes
>>52179471
how did the move go?
>>52179433
step 1 is definitely get a proper camera and don't take it so close to your face
>>52179678
What do you mean?
>>52179433
You look like the ape who is in love with Charleston Heston in the planet of the apes
I wish I had someone to eat with
>>52179737
>>52179678
Well enough I guess, it could've been easier but we got everything in quickly so I can't really complain.
certified fresh OC
>>52179724
the color is really weirdly oversaturated or something and the angle is unflattering.
>>52178358
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>52179870
glad to hear it!
>watching the exact same porn every day for weeks
>>52179999
>weeks
try years. nice quads
>>52179999
I can relate
also nice quads
>>52179999
Well what?
Is incest illegal in Canada?
>>52180218
no theyd have to ban the queen
>>52179999
>getting the exact same digits four times in a row
>>52178358
Sup dude !
>>52179999
>every day for weeks
Im interested what kind of porn is.
>see mailbox with birthday balloon on it
>swoop in a yank mail
Easiest $230 I ever made
suh /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I
I got quads, today is a good day.
>>52180317
It's bondage
>>52180364
>Sending cash or activated gift cards in the mail
Americans are fucking dumb
>ask wife to roleplay as daughter
>she starts kinkshaming you
Had to pull out the calendar on that shitlord
>>52179999
>>52180444
fetish confirmed for pleasing RNG gods
desu
>>52180364
Isn't that a federal crime or smth?
>>52179999
>>52180444
nice digits
>>52180554
yeah but so is rape, and that hasn't stopped me
https://youtu.be/SQQYgF4wl5w
b*tch d*b
>>52180662
dope
where is the pic of that so called "ugly" anon.
I want to see his pretty face
my right eye is all cloudy and blurry like it's goopy, i tried washing it with water and had no luck, wtf?
why do I feel like shit all the time
>>52181190
I can only see the thumb but he looks a bit like Elon Musk in that little rectangle.
>>52181222
probably because you don't have me to cuddle with
>>52181206
jizzed in your eye while you were sleeping and it must have absorbed it
>>52181206
use soap
t. ophthalmologist
>>52181275
aww shieet, was afk, when he posted.
Elon Musk sounds ok. Maybe he should use a really small pic as his profile picture
>>52181206
>>52181379
seriously wtf? is it possible for your eye sight in one eye to become fucked over night?
>>52181222
nice triple
>>52181399
won't that hurt like hell?
>>52181401
just get some rest, geez.
It'll be okay in the morning.
>>52181486
record it and post the vid here
>>52181401
Happens all the time to me since I turned like 23. I had this thing going on for a while where my eye wasn't focusing and making me nauseous but it just went away so it's whatever bro. Most things have a habit of going away so don't worry about it too much. Just call the doc if it's interfering with your life.
>>52181401
It's cataracts. Should have blazed more tree
>>52181522
this.
do et, fgt
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
>work
>sleep
This is life until im 65? fuck it. im out.
do you ever look in the mirror and want to fucking kill yourself? Fucking hell I'm sick of being ugly
>>52181822
become a serial killer and off local attractive guys so you become relatively good looking
>>52181822
Sometimes I seriously wonder if any of you are actually ugly or if you're all just depressed people
because I hear stupid depressed people say they're ugly all the time when they aren't
>>52177086
Holy shit is this image legit? How the fuck can Donald take his campaign seriously when his fucking merchandise is made in China kek
>>52181815
>65
Try 71
>>52181815
Faggot
>>52181953
I genuinely hate myself and I feel uncomfortable showing my face in public
>>52181822
Do it then and stop complaining
Tfw I take double takes because I'm so handsome
>>52182088
I know this is 4chan but have some compassion dude. you don't know how it feels to hate yourself. it's not a good feeling
>>52182037
Yeah I'm sure you're fine or average, you just have mental issues
>>52181275
Screenshot and post pls
>>52182088
>>52181960
The company that made that hat probably only exits because people occasionally need to buy something cheap that should be made in China, but isn't. Their business model isn't replicable on any significant scale, how could it be when Bangladesh can make the hat for literally 1/10th the cost? They're just taking advantage of a unique situation.
http://www.thecybercolumn.com/2015/12/a-us-town-has-rejected-proposal-for.html
fucking americans
>>52181822
I look in the mirror and think
>damn fine looking beast
Then I open snapchat and it auto opens my front facing cam
>I'm a freaking monster
The same goes for any pictures of me.
Anyone else?
>>52182162
idgaf QQ
>>>Reddit/cryingfags
>>52179999
>tfw fapping to porn you haven't watched since you were 14
>>52182283
Yes, I look slightly better in the mirror, but I look like a 1/10 disgusting freak on both the front facing and selfie camera
>>52182393
At least you're not a 1/10 disgusting freak on the inside
>>52182361
>Try to fap to some porn I enjoyed several years ago but haven't watched since
>Can't enjoy it anymore because my tastes have changed so much since then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMnwswxNoHo
I'll never stop loving this album. I don't think there's a single bad song.
>>52182487
I don't know I'm pretty shitty on the inside too. I have lots of problems to be desu I can't function as a normal human
>>52182283
Yeah.
I think it's kinda true that the camera adds 10 pounds though, because they have always seem to have a small fishbowl effect so it'll slightly distort your face.
Also, I've grown used to seeing my face in the mirror so when I see a non-reflected version, it looks really wierd. My eyes in particular look extremely asymmetrical, with one naturally more "open" than the other.
>>52182566
Well at least you've come to accept it and don't project your insecurities in everything you do
>>52182566
You make me feel better about myself if nothing else
>>52182542
Thanks for the movie recommendation. Assuming you're the same Oklahoma
I'm 2hrs in now
Unironically failed one of my finals lmao
>>52182768
Me too but it was a gentleman's F (58%), and I still got a B in the class do to As on everything else
>>52182768
>tfw one final left and if I get a 0% I'll still pass with a solid B
>>52182725
Yeah I am, there's only one on here.
And no problem.
>that one tryhard who ruined the curve for everyone else
>>52182875
>ywn be Robert De Niro
How do you deal with this feel?
>>52183028
I don't know honestly.
Sometimes I just lie awake in bed and think about how cruel the world is. Then I realize I need to kill a politician.
Bout to get some Subway. It's gonna mediocre, like I deserve
>>52183170
No family, you deserve jimmy john's or quiznos.
Don't get yourself down.
>>52183170
>mediocre
Not if you get the BLT with sriracha and vinaigrette
>>52182725
what movie?
>>52183292
The Deer Hunter
>you will never glide inside a young mexican twink
Settled too early family
>>52183554
But how will they combat the gangs? Are we gonna call in the military for every gang bust?
>>52183170
I can give you a kickass order if you want to try it out
Herb and Cheese bread
Oven roasted chicken
Swiss or American cheese
Bacon
Toasted
Vegetables in this order: tomato, cucumber, lettuce, onions, bell peppers, spinach
Sweet onion sauce to top it off
Enjoy
>>52183554
BLACK VOTE ON L O C K
>>52183608
Could stop being such a fucking racist for one minute?
>>52183554
Bernie's platform isjust as laughable as Trump's.
One of his campaign points is ending "police brutality"
Yeah, how the fuck are you gonna pull that off within a 4 year term, mate? He's literally just pandering to the libbiest of libcucks, basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qv928GMmKg
>>52183608
Pretty much this. With people having ready and easy access to firearms and rampaging dindus who shoot everything, police with body armor and assault rifles have a place here.
>>52183829
Then we should just ban guns :^)
That will stop criminals from owning them.
>>52183994
>>52182857
lol
fucking nerd
>>52184058
Stop what :^)
Canadian diaspora here: just got my U.S citizenship lads. Next step: Mexico. How do I get in?
>>52183994
University obviously
>>52184235
Getting Mexican citizenship is ez if you're wealthy.
You can basically bribe your way trough.
>>52184318
I'm looking to get a graduate degree, I have an undergrad from UBC. I speak decent Spanish- what are my chances of getting into autonomous mexico city?
Having a rough go of it lads
>>52184428
Dunno desu
You're a foreigner so you'll probably have it easy.
>>52184456
Perhaps this will turn it around
*dick flops out*
>>52184504
woooooo
What's Durango like?
>>52184739
Never been there.
Sorry.
>>52184170
Being a gommie
>>52184504
I don't think being kidnapped is having it easy
BLACK
LIVES
MATTER
>>52184946
I don't know if you know this.
But cheeky smiley face :^) means the person is being cheeky, aka joking.
>>52185158
>esq.
we'z iz pro feshunals n sheeit
>>52185158
The Italians were also brown.
Brown on Brown violence
>>52185196
I was playing along for meme value and you ruined it :&)
>>52185283
>the Italians were brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H5RTDxS0Vc
>>52185287
>implying I did
>>52185405
Got you again kek
Gonna finish my movie then play videogames I think
>>52185158
>>52185443
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
I AM THE MASTER OF RUSE!
