captain america edition
cara
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
>>52054992
ugly methhead rat
In the aeroplane over my willy
>>52054984
>yeah, I say many non-American English words. is there a problem?
watching casino(trademark 1995 by martin scorcese)
Any IT lads, I need help with Excel
The x-axis is supposed to be from 2 to 10 but for some reason it's halved it and I can't see why the bloody fuck it's done that
anime
>no gf
life is suffering
Haul on the bowline, the bully ship's a-rollin'
Haul on the bowline, the bowline Haul!
>>52054984
Where are the best places to live and work in the UK, bros?
E.g. London, Manchester, Brighton, Edinburgh, etc.
Fill in the blank:
Australians are ________.
>>52055091
is that a willy
THIS IS THE TYPE OF VIETNAM SHIT THAT GETS A WHOLE COMPANY WIPED OUT
>>52055075
remove the 'g's for one
Say you got a girl to come over to your willingly, how do you initiate sex from there?
>>52055118
Kiwis in denial
>>52055118
alri
>>52055091
maybe if you weren't such an anime loving poof then you'd have one lad
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nike-mens-Free-Trainer-5-0/dp/B00OUTUX04/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_img_11?ie=UTF8&refRID=01KS3NRQRF10MMPDGPG3
They don't have my size but i really want these shoes
>>52055029
That's her appeal m8. She'd be crazy in the sack and would shoot up and cuddle with you after you make love.
>>52055114
better than canadians
TEAR THE CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR THE CLUB UP
>>52055118
top lads
Are there certain areas of London an American should avoid? I know there are places where whites in general should avoid, but are there any really anti-Yank hoods?
>>52055135
Haha that worked
Cheers la
>>52055157
you don't shoot up meth, bruce
>>52055189
i bet you won't hit a motherfucker
>>52055155
chavs out
>>52055068
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/611308/c818a995a9/
>>52055203
Fix your shit title and label axes you cunt
>>52055136
start kissing and feeling and go from there
>>52055075
Excel thinks '2g' is a word not a number
Delete the g's and label that column as 'g' not 'grams/g'
>>52055227
poofs out
>>52055227
>when you already have them all
>oh hello there sir, did i mention that i was from the united states of america?
>gram
>not gramme
JFS OUT
>>52055314
whereabouts, friend?
>I'm from America but I identify as an Anglo-Saxxon British/Australian man my good sir.
>>52055334
It's a meme ya dip
>just saw on normiebook some absolute grade a faggot people thought was gay not even a nice person is in a relationship with a pure qt whilst I remain a handholdless tall muscular confident man
The world isn't fair. Think I'll go live in solitude in the mountains of Tibet or summin?.
If i eat two bananas in a row could i get potassium poisoning?
>>52055353
i was meme-ing too you moron
>>52055344
eggplant is arse desu
>>52055366
I ate 8 oranges today, no potassium poisoning so far.
>>52055385
>eggplant
fuck off yank
>>52055366
Maybe like 200
>>52055314
Let's grab a beer m8!
>>>>>yank """""""""""""beer"""""""""""""""
did a smelly poo wind out me arse
>>52055430
>2% abv
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>I'm not a yank, my ancestors were against the revolution! I'm British, not American.
>>52055430
Is Guinness not beer in Britland?
come barefoot like fred flinstone
>>52055473
think you can get drunk easier on a xmas pud than yank beer hahah
got cheap gin and want to get drunk how do i make it more drinkable
>>52055509
Its stout
how does one 'get shwifty'?
>>52055520
Blue gatorade/Powerade
>>52055481
ironic since canadians are redcoat scum
>>52055520
OJ
>>52055520
Mix with sugar
>>52055537
Aye, tastes like bread
>be me
>in club
>see 9/10 asian
>eye her up
>nod her at her and smile
>she loves it and smiles back flickering her hair
:)
>>52055708
she's lookin to find a beta provider for her green card m8
>>52055708
the most action you will ever get
>>52055708
WWLD
>>52055708
>be you
>sat in the dark
>female friend pops up on skype
>"Haha hi ! i love you"
>female friend goes offline
>Haha lads i didn't get chance to say hi ffs
>>52055754
Asians like tall white males that look like Robert Patterson, and I'm exactly that and so she wanted to shag me.
>>52055757
not even a virgin
>>52055775
was about to do it 2bh
was going to be like
wow nice you grace me with your online presence.
then make a joke about how it's ironic how she's leaving germany because of people so many entering
Just did a fairly large cum that needs cleaning up desu
>>52055832
WWLD
>>52055118
a lot better than canadians
>>52055856
Wtf is that??
WHO /PUMPEDFORTHEFIGHT/ HERE
>>52055827
>not even a virgin
Hello there, I am from the United States of America
who is Robert Patterson
>>52055921
you dropped this
>wow nice you grace me with your online presence.
How come brits on here dont type in a british accent?
>>52055921
Hey, let's grab a beer m8!
>>52055904
Anthony Joshua already fought
Anyone else watching UFC tonight lads?
>>52055916
How can one look 12 and 30 at the same time
>>52056001
boxing is fucking boring
>>52055204
You can shoot meth, sheldon
Does anyone watch Diner, Drive ins and dives with Guy Fieri? Man the editing is insane, it can give you epilepsy, they cant stay on one shot for more than four seconds.
>>52056036
lmfao ok child
you go wath homo-mat, pleb
>>52056004
not sure if i'm bigman enough to stay up that late
might get a smacked bottom from mummy
>>52055963
are you the real Robin Pattinson
>>52055562
Http://www.reddit.com
>>52056081
yes me
>>52056004
Is that the McGregor fight?
>>52056106
*puts on best Twilight impression*
is it just me or are you sparkling
>>52056093
>hypertext teleporter protocol
>>52056117
yeah family
>>52056144
>hello there im from germany
>>52056144
yes
>>52056004
nope lol all the lads are but i said no
>>52056175
Who's he fighting?
>>52056183
>>52056215
your mum. she's the 10/1 favourite to win
Ended up reading about serial killers again. Doesn't make for good sleep.
Should I read Dune, or The master and margarita?
>>52056222
Pretty good odds desu
That potato looks insane
>I read
need me willy sucked
>>52056275
Dune's a meme book imo senpai
>>52056275
First
2nd is pretentious shit that all Russian girls read
Should probably go to sleep haha
>>52055114
NOT London. Manchester is dreary as fuck, wouldn't want to live there. Brighton and Edinburgh seem alright. Try Bristol or something.
the laughs to effort ratio of these fedora posters are truly embarrassing
Night lads
guys Robert Pattinson IS in this thread
*faints*
*falls asleep from fainting*
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52056357
good night
on 3 let's jump off the roof
idk if bothered by model friend desu she was a total normie
had nice tits for someone so thin tbf though
>>52056378
im going to take to yer head with a wrench if yer keep this up yer hear
>>52056375
im in this thread fám
>>52056378 very silly post
>>52056402 sensible post
I went to the Marine Corp Ball with Ronda Rousy
Pretty cool
>>52055114
Newcastle or Bristol
>>52056454
who the fuck is ronda rousy
>Kev implying he ISNT a virgin
Lmao lads
>>52056477
I thought he was Welsh not Irish
>>52056275
M&M was pretty good 2bh. Haven't heard good things about Dune but havent read it myself.
hello decatur
>>52056477
>this idiot unironically saved one of my OC images
fuck off canada
>>52055114
You got a high paying job in the City or Canary Wharf then London is good.
If not, Edinburgh is good for working, even if nightlife is a bit shit.
Sources: I live in Edinburgh and used to live in London
Having a back pain
>>52056543
I've been to Decatur Georgia.
Is there a Decatur in the UK?
wastemen
you are nothing to me
>>52056629
Don't think so. Seems to be a Decatur of some sort in every state in the U.S.
>>52056275
Dune is fantastic
>>52056630
If we were nothing to you, you wouldn't have bothered to tell us you don't care.
>>52056670
Kneecaps
Have you ever been affected emotionally to an almost debillitating degree by music / literature / art etc.?
>>52056670
Lungs
>>52056670
willy!
>>52056670
benis ofc
>>52056670
roll
>>52056670
benis
>>52056670
nose
http://strawpoll.me/6251719
http://strawpoll.me/6251719
http://strawpoll.me/6251719
Important poll lads
Goodnight sexy boys xox
>>52056548
alright kev
>>52056670
eyelid
>>52056777
good triple lad
>>52056760
The man from earth, desu
Been in this game for years, it made me an animal.
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual.
A step by step booklet, for you to get, your game on track.
Not you wig pushed back
>>52056796
literally asmr the film
>>52056816
Getting shot in the head
>>52056793
didn't even notice
cheers la' i worked hard for it
>>52056796
Only going from what I have on DVD/Blu-Ray, shutting down my computer and don't have a USB stick on me to put into my PS3
it'd be easier to not want to kill myself if i had anything
literally anything going for me
>>52056760
Looks like Beauty and the Beast wins it, good taste lads
>I'm not a virgin
>>52056864
>2015
>not having an external drive full of critically acclaimed media
alri lads get ya votes in
http://strawpoll.me/6251767
http://strawpoll.me/6251767
>>52056864
>PS3
>2015
>>52056981
>not enjoying a designated demon souls machine
>>52056981
rich wankers out
>>52056981
fuck off billionare
>>52056916
>Americans < Aussies < Kev
For real?
having a listen
Anyone watching ufc tonight?
awfully quiet in here
doing a sleep
just finished watchin gangs of new york
if the anon who recc'd it is still here, thx la, was a good picture 3bh
>>52057186
yes. although i happen to be incredibly ill at the moment so it's a struggle staying awake
>Anyone watching ufc tonight?
any of you with a ps4 here will sony have a wintersale anything like steam does
Post some good ASMR please lads
posting a hat
>>52057237
Dunno
Hungry desu
>>52057265
why is there in all intermural uni leagues be this rugby, football, american handegg whatever, medics feel the need to make their own team?
>>52057253
https://youtu.be/UTZqX4WWz4E
>>52057253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6K5-CkPgoQ
>>52056981
>poorfag
>ps3 is literally the last console I'm ever going to buy so it's mostly a media center now until I stick a HTPC there
1 x terakyi chicken and 2 x tempura prawn sushi lads
literally in a nightclub rn lads lmaooooo
>>52057397
not sure what you want from a media centre but a raspberry pi (2) with kodi can stream 20gb+ over your network 2bh
>>52057452
nice plants la, got some pretty pots for them?
>>52057459
Looks shit mate
Why would you post on here when you're out anyway
>>52057459
looks empty
>>52057513
because I'm being autistic and having a shite time
>>52057452
looks good
Smh desu senpai
>>52057542
pretty full tbf, picture didn't do it justice
>>52057548
Yeah though so haha
Not smashed enough lad?
>>52057586
post slags
Reminder that tweeting using the #smarterchristmas tag will get your tweet up on a big screen at the battersea arena between 8pm-11pm most nights.
I can't go one day without finessing
>>52057589
not really tbhhhhhhh. Going back 2 my mates in 5 minutes anywayzzzz
I hate working
I just want to go home and take a big fat shit
>>52057687
Cool senpai, have a good night x
>>52057591
there's a slag in the middle of th pic if u look closely
removing kebab and storing it in my stomach
>>52057755
guy on the left is going to kill u rip anon 2015
>>52057755
Man games burn me out so much faster now
Only new game I've played recently was Fallout 4 and I burned out on that pretty quick after a few weeks
>>52057755
Big blue?
>up in the club pullin slags, lads
>>52057638
Why would I care
>>52057831
same 2bh
my burnout was intentional. i'd either waste weeks playing a few hours a day, or i could go mental on it for a week, burn out and not thinking about it for a while.
burned out after 10 days and i haven't played it since hahaha. i actually haven't played any video games since
update lads.Ihave vomited outside the club. Notice the slags in this picture
Looking at masonic orders
Sounds like it would be interesting to join one desu
If I had one I'd revere Farage as a prophet. There's a reason he survived that plane crash
>>52057755
That looks dreadful mate not going to lie
Sausage fest too
>>52058023
haha are they flamingos
>>52058023
I thought you said you were not smashed you mentalist
What are you doing
>>52058023
that's not slag that's asphalt
>>52058026
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>52058023
noice!
>>52057879
Because you could expose nearly two thousand middle-aged corporate golems to whatever you want.
Their christmas party is your canvas.
>>52058023
do a lot of slags go out in winter?
wouldn't they freeze to death??
update: my m8 has fuckex off because I lost him when I went to vomn outside lmao
>>52058168
SPOONS
>>52058168
Where's the vom
>>52058168
ask those guys if they want to fight
>>52058168
LOVING THE BLOG
>>52058179
tbqh
>>52058279
the bankers bonuses tbf
>>52057015
Quite accurate
That and the JoJo game
>>52058279
UKIP is Thatcherite-liberal with conservative mumblings, has fuck all to say about minorities except those that want to kill us and exists mostly to say fuck the EU.
>>52058279
nigel didn't form ukip
>>52058442
Wasn't it the dad of the tory mayor of london candidate?
>>52058429
Isn't that dead now?
Need to text this girl back but it's 4am and would look weird haha
>>52058274
Update when?
>>52058499
Text her at a reasonable hour and tell her you fell asleep
>>52058505
I'm alone and cold.
>>52058499
>just got in haha mad night with the lads :banter hands: whats up? x
>>52058499
what u doing? xx
>>52058600
is your friend answering his phone??
>>52058499
R U UP? REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH DAT MOTHA FUCKIN LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
>>52058600
I'll cuddle you lad
was on my third day without wanking until 10 minutes ago
>>52058655
fuck off yank
might start an online business lads
>>52058688
Where's your fedora
>>52058650
No he's not and it's really distressing me
thinking of you xx
>>52058689
1 (You) please
>>52058709
right here m'lady
very discontent lads
>>52058738
SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>52058793
you rang?
>>52058762
Spill it lad
We're here for you
>>52058724
it aint easy being normie ;-P
>>52058724
take ur (You) and get out of my business, don't let the door hit you on the way out and don't bother coming back! scum!
AYO SOMEBODY PLEASE CLICC DAT MF LIKE RITE TF NOW!!!!
>>52058793
Do you like foreskin on penis? or nah?
Guys, do you think it's worth paying 35 pounds to shag pic related?
>>52058858
yes.......................
