lads...
cara
>>52040153
>>52040190
What the hell is this nonsense
Who else /christmascarols/ here?
All post rock sounds the same.
K-you know the rest
Business idea: Become really good at a sport and make people pay to watch you
really want some pancakes ngl
>>52040304
Doesn't sound sustainable
>>52040228
we are BFF
>>52040304
this but with wanking
>>52040305
want to lick her pancakes desu
Can someone do a stream? Doesn't have to be a film, just music and such. It was pretty comfy.
>>52040304
Would rather give my large quantity of money to soldiers and pay you only a small amount.
>>52040340
perfect
>>52040402
good post
which film should I watch tonight lads?
>>52040377
Would do but I'm busy packing for holiday tonight.
lads
>>52040368
don't do that
>>52040384
>lay's
>not lad's
ONE JOB
>>52040384
fucking americans
Anyone here enjoy watching Anime?
My favourite anime girl is pic related. She is very cute :)
>>52040457
Crazy Heart.
>>52040461
Where are you off to?
Not sure what's worse, not having a gf or having a gf and being dumped and not knowing the actual reason why. I'm currently experiencing the latter
>tfw no brit twink bf
my muffin is way too crumbly
id murder whoever was responsible if it weren't against the law.
>>52040506
how did my stream end
i cant remember
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
!
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
>>52040274
You got it. Next step is realising GY!BE is the only worthwhile band in the genre.
>>52040519
she found someone better
girls always have "backup plans" and orbiters that they can snatch up
I heard brits hate italians is it true
>>52040519
i have a fiancée so i can skip past such problems
>>52040519
sometimes people just want to see who else is out there senpai. no need to take it personally
>>52040519
You weren't spontaneous when she was expecting it.
>>52040544
kyary
>>52040480
Yes, anime is my favourite pastime and sometimes I eat pizza with anime on it.
>>52040457
gangs of new york
>>52040377
if somebody does one of those streams where we used to watch chucklebrothers I'll do a watch, I don't remember the site name
got a gf lads, what now?
>>52040506
America. Mum and stepdad moved to Ohio so we're spending Christmas out there. The thought of posting under a yank flag is making me queasy.
>>52040612
sniff her arse
>>52040606
instasynch most recently.
>>52040612
Suck their cock.
>>52040625
Fuck off yank
>>52040544
do another stream right now
>>52040612
suffering starts
>>52040641
*instasync
got the lads gf, now what?
>>52040657
if you want to watch the final episode of viking s2 midway through i will :^)
>Brits call pants trousers
Why do brits do this? it's like you are ashamed of using Italian words. Don't you want to be real niggaz like the Italians?
Instead u faggots use a celtic ass faggot word. I thought you punk ass bitches hated the celts. Why not use a superior Italian word like pants?
>2015
>wanting the gf jew
You can never trust them, there's just too many options out there.
did anything else happen after pirates last night? I went to watch alan carr but fell asleep in about 30 seconds of getting into bed haha what am I like
love my mummy sometimes x
lads
>>52040693
she dumps you when she sees how boring and empty your life is
post some funny videos lads, i need a laugh
genuinely haven't laughed once in the past 2 weeks
marina
>>52040735
>eating shit
fucking xbox live is down
just wanted to play some fucking black ops lads
>>52040755
poo
>>52040716
No a lot of jpop happened.
>>52040716
Herts streamed some Kyary then threw up on his computer and then I streamed more Kyary.
>>52040735
DESIGNATED
B
H
U
N
A
>>52040735
what's S-Aum
>>52040708
pants is used, but for underkeks
>>52040581
>You weren't spontaneous when she was expecting it.
kek
>>52040554
If that is true then she would have told me by now
>>52040580
>no need to take it personally
errrr...
>>52040755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-PAaHnnMg
1min in
>>52040789
>>52040800
very good
>>52040800
interesting....
I don't remember doing this...
>>52040708
I am a celt m8
>>52040801
too thin for bhuna
>>52040837
Might do a room and people can add whatever they want.
>>52040842
all me
>>52040803
it's s-aum food mate! haha!
>>52040842
all me
>>52040805
What's that supposed to mean? Is you sayin Italians is underkeks? dat's racist amico
>>52040867
do it x
>>52040842
oops
>>52040842
none me
>>52040755
crazy aussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYBaGRot3kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSrWX7_7BY
B A N G E R
>>52040763
literally who?
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
Done a room, add things pls, don't bully about the on hold music if you don't like it.
>>52040735
This man has good taste in beer. I love me some peroni. It's nice to see some brits embrace their Italian black side
>>52040377
I did one for 4+4chan /britfeel/ once
just started it up again
go on twitch and put
i_shap_i
at the end
i have no idea what to do or what im doing btw lmao
>>52040771
Has it been hacked?
>>52040938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1DD8ybp4us
LIKE H E L L O
>>52040741
Fuck you, that literally happened to me earlier this year
just paid off my credit card and the moneys gone out my account but its still saying i owe 220 quid what the fuck is this lads
drinking Tyskie 2bh
>>52040938
Dopest song ever
t. Gabby Rockstarr
>>52040947
marina
>>52040927
absolute madman
Is the pic of poleaboo really him?
lads got the gf, what now?
>>52040947
marina and the diamonds
it's just her, and everyone watching is diamonds
>>52041018
banker bonus surcharge mate, unavoidable
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
Fed up of your youtube links being ignored? Force /brit/posters to listen to your kind of music.
it's ok lads, i'm not in the mood for anime right now.
>>52040947
Marina
>>52040735
>not doing a naan
>>52041103
whats wrong?
>tfw 3 viewers
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE
>>52041076
kek
>>52041112
into birds my own age Tbh
>>52041103
what? Has the world gone backwards today?
>>52041138
put your willy on
>>52041136
nothing really, just not going to watch or post anime right now. Just letting people know so they dont get disappointed because hampshire isnt posting anime.
>>52041189
exactly.
>>52041138
link?
>>52041219
go on go on
>>52041021
bardzo slabo
going about a wank
>>52041112
>eating paki flatbread
true the man true the man true to my nigga true religion buddha man
>>52041231
I mean... Maybe not. I still feel normal. I still do what I usually do... like eat KFC, and talk shit, and say words like porco dio, and mamma mia.
watching shap decide whether to keep picture of asian qt was too funny
doing a focaccia
>>52041314
actually it's puffy
chapatis are flat
.............................................arse
I like eating pussy
>>52040364
Good shout
eating absolute trash
doing a heart disease
doing an obesity
>>52041406
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU16_XiY0vY
INVASION ALERT
Pakis, lads. Really don't like them.
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
Inflict your music taste on other /brit/s just as I am doing now.
>>52041372
puffy like a pussy
france 2bh
>>52041406
It's okay man. When I am too po' fo chiken I will eat human or pet. I have had pussy before. would rather have human or chiken
only a lunatic can be happy in this cruel world
>>52041406
i like eating arse more
>>52041535
americans please just leave
>Getting a takeaway curry when you can just makeone yourself.
>>52041569
rasheed
>>52041503
Here is the kind of music I like. It appeals to my aesthetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLm6yo1WaW8
@52041535
fuck off unfunny twat
literally my anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qsgBF7ZIsk
Think the new guy that moved in might be autistic lads.
He got 5 (FIVE) boxes delivered to the house and all that was in them was vegetables.
The inside of his fridge looks like a farmers market.
Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
>I make curries
doing an alcoholism
>>52041564
Can't a man be proud of muh heritage? Or is you to kekholded by the jew to have ethnic pride and want to crush the pride of other niggas.
making 7.04 an hour lads
>>52040477
don't worry fám got it covered
>>52040557
not true, im half english half italian and they love it, especially the ladies
gfs a pleb lads. dont know how much longer I can tolerate her plebiness. Loves watching soaps, loves watching shit horrors that feature paris hilton, tried to have her watch a few good horrors (the thing, the babadook) said they were boring. Said Hollyoaks was better than trailer park boys. Listens to Justin Beiber, Drake, all that other drivel, whines about "That noise" when I put literally anything on from Bob Dylan to Michael Jackson to drum n bass and electro, literally anything that's not in the charts. Eats shit fast food, took her to a nice italian gaff, poked around her her food and asked for McDonalds on the way home. haha don't know how much more I can take haha
finished my curry lads, now I'm all gassy
need burping
>>52041782
fucking gasman
relax and take notes while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke
SONS BEST FRIEND IS POLSIH
>>52041781
Well you're the one dating her :^)
me in the england shirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU&index=41&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ
Fucking jalapenos man
My ass hates me
I wish I didn't like spicy food so much
>>52041835
His smile is so off putting
>>52041764
beautiful
>>52041836
>>52041860
>actually getting anal pain from spicy food
>>52041849
She's fucking hot to be fair, and is actually sweet to me, and loyal. She is just an absolute pleb.
>>52041764
good job mate, i'm proud of you
>>52041869
>>52041835
WHAT A LITTLE BLOODY RACIST LEGEND
anyone watching this stream got any suggestions?
So last night I was reading THE DAILY MAIL. And I saw that Trump wanted to ban Muslims from America. BLOODY RACIST.
Some chav in the barbers is admitting to crimes and the suffixing them with 'it was well fucking funny' while everyone stares at the floor and hopes he stops soon.
>>52041893
it's as hot coming out as it is going in
>>52040557
No they love us. Shakespeare was a total Italophile. They also love Italian things like Dolmio. Also Pronunciation wise of all the category 1 lanaguages(Easiest for English speakers) Italian has by far the easiest pronunciation for English speakers
>>52041912
>>52040882
no we literally wear keks
but usually spelt kex or kecks (rare)
bill clinton is a fucking rapist, war criminal, psychopath
>>52041946
nice meme la
>>52041781
>>52041898
not worth it lad
>>52041983
what?
>>52041946
you're in the barbers at 9pm?
>Since 1945 all British tanks have come with tea making equipment
is this a meme or is it true? I do not believe that the MoD would waste money on this shite
>le quirky brits and our tea
nah, jog on
>>52040969
Hate to say but I agree. Peroni is great
"So I was talking to my mate about the election and he said he voted UKIP!"
>crowd boos and starts stacking piles of wood
"I can't Be letting this happen, so I tell him what a RACIST he is!"
>crowd cheers and large dark shadows begin to move around the audience
"Later that week I arranged a little surprise for him, I opened his wife's eyes to the glory of BBC!"
>audience erupts into applause, the dark shadows light torches and bonfires light up the hall
"As soon as he walked in on his wife doing 3 big black bucks I lowered a sign reading 'BBC3'!"
>the audience explodes with laughter and begins chanting BBCTHREE as a straw Farage is lifted above the bonfires
"I AM A SLAVE TO THE BBCTHREE"
>the dark shadows reveal themselves as 7ft muscular zulu men, and throw white males on the bonfires while having sex with their partners
"WELCOME TO RUSSEL HOWARD'S GOOD NEWS"
>>52040763
Many/10
she's fucking 30
>>52042013
it's true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2#Crew_and_accommodation
just topped myself lads
>>52042013
it sounds stupid when you put it that way, they just have something to boil water, all a soldier has to do it take a teabag inside and it has 'tea-making facilities'
kek
>>52041984
good lad
@52042085
fuck off yank
@52042094
get 'im janny
>>52042094
>>52041984
Can't disagree but he did increase welfare. Overall shitty president. Obama is way better
>>52042062
hahahahaha
>>52042098
>Similar to every British tank since the Centurion, and most other British AFVs, Challenger 2 contains a boiling vessel (BV) for water, which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in field ration packs.[16] This BV requirement is general for armoured vehicles of the British Armed Forces, and is unique to the armed forces of the UK and India.
Long live the Empire
we be gettin money cuz we some youngins
>>52042094
would that not fucking hurt like fuck
>>52042216
don't know about her but my pussy doesn't really hurt when i pluck 2bh
Her reaction when you [spoiler] confess [/spoiler]
>>52042268
london
>>52042127
Fuck off you beta fuck who tries to do mental gymnastics to get around your self kucking world because that is all you know
Going over to a qts house to study. How can I make sure we fuck tonight?
>>52042115
No offence man but the Italian Anti-Immigration party looks way cooler than UKIP
https://soundcloud.com/eatbrain/zombie-cats-safra-problems-mirror-universe-2
Clinton and JFK - the two biggest psychopath presidents
>>52042336
rape her
>>52042336
show her your best memes
>>52042272
>>52042336
Rape :^)
>>52040233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6b2rCwleA
what does a girls arse feel like
If only we'd kept Gaddafi and supported Assad from day 1
alright lads which one of you is this
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e50_1449826701
>>52042396
What if I don't have any good memes?
>>52042476
like boobs but heavier
>>52042336
Cause you know Im all about that rape. Zoppidy do wop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDj05DZtdpk
What was the deal with Peter and Christopher Hitchens?
Did they have a bet with each other to see who could pull more followers over to their side of politics?
>>52042486
disgusting fascist apologist
>>52042516
you mean firmer
would you lads?
>>52042516
what do bags of sand feel like
>>52042476
Like your own. Just grab your arse.
>>52042467
Does all the audience understand Klingon?
>>52042567
yeah
There are people who can't cope with reality, and the only way to handle it is to create an illusion. They will do what it takes to preserve their illusion, and they will get upset when that illusion is threatened. I truly feel sorry for them.
>>52042567
Too white for me
Just sent this to a girl I know at Uni lads, had the christmas spirit and some alcohol and it got the better of me. she has accused me of acting creepy so I am playful with her
Wish me luck
>>52042603
wew
having a GF is great because they have soft skin and smell very nice when you cuddle them
>>52042592
milk and salty coins
>>52042662
>16:23
could at least cut that out
>>52042527
At least they sort of made up before Chris died.
>>52042527
Not really hugely politically opposed. Both are based in their own ways.
Going to meet the Russian side of my family lads, they live in a place called Magnitogorsk. Never really knew much about them I'm going to look the place up now.
>>52042675
>tfw they eventually leave and you will never smell them EVER again.
>>52042527
Peter Hitchens went to "University" of York whilst Chris went to Oxford
think that tells you all you need to know
>>52042675
what about when they tear your heart out and eat it in front of you
/brit/... I have a confession to make. Last night I was browsing for pron like I usually do and came across a kekhold video where a black women was fucked by some brittish dude. It was so strange this feeling I felt watching it. It was a film by DogFart and appearantly there are alot of films like this.... I enjoyed it in a strange way... Does that make me a kekhold now?
>>52042662
bit drunk and bored
might pull out my willy and get the cat to sniff it for bants
>>52042757
only slags do that x
>>52042675
>tfw you will never feel the soft skin of a girl or smell them, or cuddle them
>>52042527
>hitchens
>>52042778
ruddy Nora
>>52042662
not enough winky faces tbqh
>>52042778
yes
you lads are a bad influence and only intensify my autism, but it's all I have for a social life so I'm stuck here unless I go cold turkey 2bh
completely and utterly hate my sister
![[discomfort_intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/FT3uymQ.png "[discomfort_intensifies].png")
>>52042675
>tfw you will, at some point, wither break up or bet married
>>52042890
Lucky son of a gun
>>52042909
why lad
