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男の子?
first for smelly women
First for the Brotherhood of Steel
>>52002814
first for Japan
WHO IS BEST GIRL
>>52002814
how do i get Japanese gf
乙
>>52002980
same way you get any other type of gf
you don't
The F(rance)?
The F(emale)?
The F(aggot)?
>>52003024
(What )The F(uck)?
The F(reak)?
The F(ather)?
>>52002980
まずは月語を学ぶことである。
>>52003011
>>52002907
there are women who are sloppy enough not to shave their armpits and legs, so yeah, there are women who get to the point when they are smelly for not taking showers
some because of laziness, others for stupidity (feminist propaganda)
>>52002910
are you asking if that girl is 男の娘? if so, no, her name is Nozomi Sasaki
>>52003115
Brilliant
>>52003110
>her name is Nozomi Sasaki
Thanks.
It helps to be extra careful
>>52002921
>First for the Brotherhood of Steel
Grats on chosing the worst faction in the entire game.
>>52003115
>>52003115
>>52003245
>>52003253
I like this new mustache meme
>>52002814
noice, thanks Tony. :3
>>52003110
>women don't shave their armpits hair.
some guys think it's sexy, but not me.
>>52003214
she is not a boy, James.
>>52003287
>>52003339
>some guys think it's sexy, but not me.
yeah, most don't, some guys find smelly women sexy as well
>>52003339
would your wife shave her manko area if you asked her to, or in general, would japanese girls shave if their boyfriends asked them to
>>52003110
>there are women who are sloppy enough not to shave their armpits and legs, so yeah, there are women who get to the point when they are smelly for not taking showers
I don't think those women go outside very much. Fortunately, lots of cute-smelling ones do though.
>>52003382
I hope my girlfriend will smell like garlic
>>52003420
I was about to do that, damn you!
>>52003420
good
>>52003024
>The F(rance)?
Yes
>The F(emale)?
She has a penis but prefers to be thought of as a female
>The F(aggot)?
Most definitely
>>52003356
ﾜﾛﾀ
>>52003433
>I don't think those women go outside very much
you'd be surprised
ミクさん
>>52002814
乙
>>52003420
This is what The F looks like
>the F.
>>52003603
>>52003339
Nozomi how long would I need to know someone to ask them out?
2 weeks? 1 month?
>>52003561
https://sketchfab.com/models/5dcebcfaedbd4e7b8a27bd1ae55f1ac3
japan pls give me your secrets to make this
wtf
>>52003603
very big balls and very small dick on the head
>>52003806
>>52003806
>>52003806
>>52003806
The F: a guy who is forced to live life with big balls and a small dick on his head
this thread is fukken drunk
>>52003985
t. Günter Müller
>>52003985
Correction
This thread is dank
>>52003985
What are you doing now?
I have to go off now, my wife asks me to do '' oo souji''(a year-end cleaning house) which I think it's still too early to start, but she seems she wants to finish it as soon as possible. I also have to prepare for writing nenga-jyo....
anyway, have a good chatting enjoy your weekend, anons.
>>52003420
ah, still she looks cute. :3
>>52003668
>>52002930
>>52003916
delete this
>>52004059
nothing
love
>>52004065
またね
>enjoy your weekend, anons
あなたも
>>52003736
>>52004065
Goodbye gozaimasu nozomilover-sama. Try not to let your wife bully you too much.
>>52004133
Fucking quality m8
This thread is awesome
>tfw a new meme is born
>tfw you were alive while a meme is born
what a time to be alive anons.
>>52004157
>>52004165
The new meme is very mean
>>52004101
>spying on No. 52004059
Can you see a ちんぽ or おまんこ?
>>52004157
Improved desu
>>52004190
thank you
Now I have to take my headphones off and go to sleep
good night my friends
>>52004133
>>52004388
Good night
>>52004388
>That white box to stop people drawing a mustache
top kek
>>52004271
>>52004065
Nozomi please.... what do you talk about during coffee or something...
And is it right to ask a stranger to coffee
>>52004518
He did it anyway!
The absolute mad man
トランプによると、ムシュリムは危ないということです
>>52004271
I have a penis. Please not to say my penis is too small.
It's larger than 9cm
>>52004388
>>52004592
>トランプの言うことを信じる
>>52004271
ちんぽ into おまんこ
昨日微積分の期末試験を受けた。これから明日生物学のを受ける。どちらも滑るだろう
何すべき?
>>52004592
>ムシュリム
かわいい
>>52004935
教授室の前で切腹の準備
>>52004947
理由なのはテロリストがいるかもしれないからです
>>52005002
h(o)m(o)
>>52005098
teuton scum
So does the F stand for France or faggot?
>>52005043
もし日本にいるムスリムの人がテロリストになったら、防ぎようがないから怖いよねー。
>>52005265
Why have you attached a growler to a Shinkansen?
>>52005224
Fuzoku(Japanese style brothel)
>>52005309
dkn jag inte har onanerat idag
>>52005309
Because that Shinkansen is called "Nozomi"
>>52005279
そうそう
フランスのようなアッタクが起こるかもしりません!
新幹線
this is so retarded
>>52005355
Bra
>>52005362
そう
>>52005394
あのながいやつ?
>>52005503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p647_2HJ3bo
>>52005503
あんドーナツをたべたことがあります
>>52005394
元気?
国の表示が見えない
>>52005545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YJGwsuJn8
>>52005548
新幹線型のアンドーナツ?
>>52005572
自分の場合iphone使ってるときカタログからintに入ると表示されない。
>>52005401
Absolutely.
>>52005553
今、お酒を飲んでます
>>52005605
>10 HOURS
可愛すぎ!
>>52005545
>>52005605
I like anime and stuff, but I don't understand moe and the passion japanese people have for pantsu
moe is gay as fuck
loli is disgusting
pantsu is just a piece of clothing
4chan has many error systems
why cannot see cunts
>>52005640
What is up with her and shinkansens?
>>52003252
>power armoured tech hoarders are worst than the SJW railroad college student collection
Nah mate
I love this love story
That never seems to happen in my life
A fiction romance
>>52005627
今突然なったんだよ
カタログ関係なく
>>52005640
kanpai~
>>52004985
sudoku time
>>52005660
if you want to see cunts, google it
here's a secret: if you search in english, you can find uncensored stuff :0:0:OOO
すんごいでしょう?
>>52005711
それは経験ないなー。
When I post at night and day
I get no reply, no reply
I keep writing those letters and send them away
To get no reply, no reply
No reply, can't you see
No reply, it's ruining me
Even when I ask the reason why
I get no reply, no reply, no reply, no reply
>>52005685
It's a Tokyo thing
>>52005652
I also don't like moe to begin with, but NNB doesn't feel like "regular" moe to me, it's just cute without really really trying to be.
>>52005700
They're both shit for different reasons, and real patricians choose the Institute anyway.
>>52005805
>not going with the minutemen
>>52005805
But who is going to purge all non-humans then
>>52005799
I am a Tokyo denizen
I do not know this meme
I read all comments and smiling
>>52005845
I might have done if there were more than TWO named NPCs in that faction, and if I didn't have to go around personally planting everyone's tomacco plants for them.
>>52005801
is that so? I never watched it, so I can't really say much
but it feels weird to me that a grown ass man would enjoy watching little girls saying mindless, stupid things
>>52005869
>But who is going to purge all non-humans then
The Institute.
Except they'll keep cute synth sexbots
>>52005873
>not japanese
what are you
>>52006005
I am from England
>>52005874
I lied. I actually only read replies to my post.
>>52005736
留年しそうですか?
「留年しそう」って英語で言おうとしたけど、なんと言えばいいか分からなかった。
>>52005943
Do you think so? I don't know, I like cute things.
I just don't like the whole "真似事萌" that people try to toss at your face, that's why I dislike the majority of moe anime and think that the whole idol scenario is fucking dumb.
But I think you should try to watch 1 or 2 episodes of NNB, it is really comfy. It's like a take on childhood on the countryside.
>>52006122
you say "I feel like i'm going to have a miscarriage"
>>52006130
yeah, idols are also fucking stupid
ok, i'll take a look at it someday
Is there no concept of rhyming in Japanese?
>>52006202
>I feel like i'm going to have a miscarriage"
thanks!
>>52006203
If there wasn't then how would they make rhythmic music?
>>52006280
Rhyming, not rythm
Car, bar, czar, e.t.c.
we are trying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-YWnGwtRZo
>>52006310
Sorry, that's what I meant, music with rhymes.
世界、都会
plenty of words rhyme, it's impossible for a language to not have rhyming
>>52006203
because every word ends in a vowel anon.
rhymes in japanese sounds jarring rather than something catchy like english.
>Nips
>>52006232
you're welcome
i'd give a legit response, but it might be gramatically wrong, so...
but it's probably something like "failing a grade" or "repeating the class" (i don't know how american education works)
>>52006310
>Car, bar, czar, allahu ahkbar, etc
ftfy
>>52006363
I've just noticed all the japanese songs don't have any rhyming at all
>>52006382
Is it really jarring? 大好き/すばらし?
>>52006466
all the japanese songs I've heard*
>TERIYAKI BOYZ
sup niggas
>>52006466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYELo6fRAOs
well, it doesn't have rhymes the same way as western songs, but it has rhymes, somewhat
>>52006466
because you could make a rhyme with very little effort and just using the same verb tense already give you rhymes.
It's not like english where is hard and valuable.
It's very easy in japanese, so is worthless.
いまからムスリムが死ぬのが増えていくでしょう
文法は正解だった? 不正解だった?
>>52006554
sup
>>52006637
I think it's grammatically correct, but unnatural.
これからムスリムの死者数は増えていくでしょう is better
BTW, What do you think about Muslim?
>>52006740
ありがとう
ムスリムの鼻は醜いと思います
pls..
>>52006466
an even better example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_UNOB4VkQY
>>52006740
muslim people are ok, the religion is retarded (like every other religion)
>>52005782
I giggled
I can't beat your big penis
>>52007025
it's ok, nobody but me even wants to
>>52006849
>muslim people are ok
>islam is only as bad as any other religion
>>52007115
nah, islam is particularly nasty, i don't disagree with that, but all religions are retarded for assuming that an invisible being, (of whose existence noone has any kind of proof) has created the world.
religion distributes disinformation
>>52006637
>>52006804
ひどいw
ムスリムの人が見たら悲しむよ
>>52006849
islam is as bad as buddhism?
>>52007025
Beat your own
>>52007292
そのことをしりなかったんだもん
ごっめんね
>>52007321
nice strawman
look at what I said, read it very closely:
>muslim people are ok, the religion is retarded (like every other religion)
note that I made no comparison, I meant that every religion is retarded, I never said that every religion is equally retarded
おいこのジャップ野郎ども、ちゃんとい場所覚えてろ。
原爆の投下後で、このくそたれ国はアメリカのもんにになったから、てめえらはいつも俺たちより下だ。てめえらの女はちゃんとわかっています外人チンポいつも欲しがっている。
俺たちがいなかったら、もう存在しないだよ(中国の手で)、この糞国は。
これを分かっても糞日本人はいつもアメリカ人の所有者を生意気なことをいいやがて。
ささっと覚えてろよ、日本は存在するかぎり、世界中にバカにされているからな、この自殺負け犬め
>>52007411
What's retarded about buddhism?
>>52007025
it's 15cm big in japan?
>>52007476
>>52007491
Small American Cocks
>>52007491
>imperial scum units
>9cm
how
>>52007429
原爆落ちなかったらロシアが占領してたでしょ
今晩私は漢字が練習しました。
どうですか
I guess I should finally call it another lonely day
and go my own way to bed
>>52007441
to be honest, I don't know shit about buddhism, say what I think based on what I get from skimming through its wikipedia, so please feel free to call me out if I get anything wrong
first, buddhism teaches that nirvana exists, and there is no evidence that such a thing exists (it also implies there something after death, right?)
second, it teaches people "To refrain from dancing and playing music, wearing jewelry and cosmetics, attending shows and other performances", don't even need to comment on this
third, it teaches people "To refrain from using high or luxurious seats and bedding.", if I work and have enough money, why can't I live on luxury?
well, I could go questioning thing by thing, but here's why I think the notion of religion is something retarded: generally, religions are based on things that are not observable and not testable, so you have to rely on faith in order to "do it right", also, most religions don't follow their holy books, otherwise most of their followers would be arrested
>>52007441
Nothing. He's a retarded fedora.
>>52007703
大変
>>52007703
手書きは女性っぽいw
>>52007703
koretachi is wrong dayo
kanji ha great dayo
jouzu
>>52007703
小学生の男子に多そうな字体
>>52007703
いいね
私は全然そういう事しないけど
I think you should use 「これら」instead of 「これたち」though, but I think that it's an unusual word
>>52007703
便利の"利"が間違っているdesu
他は大丈夫
>>52007429
オインゴボインゴ
I swear allegiance to Mariya-chan
>>52007703
すごい努力!
>>52007645
北海度はそうかもしれないけど、原爆は投下しなかったら、次は地上侵攻のはずだったから。どうせこの糞国はアメリカのものだ。
白人はいつも優秀だ、早く気づけな、放射サルめ
>>52007869
ブラジル君はどうやって漢字覚えたの?
>>52007929
Who is this mariya-chan?
>>52007703
結構やってね
>>52007958
You son of a bastard bitch
>>52007990
Mariya Takeuchi
>>52007775
あたしもです
>>52007769
何が大変ですか
わかりません
>>52007787
「これたち」は悪いか?
>>52007869
アァ、「これら」です、わかりました。 ありがとうブラジルくん!
>>52007903
なるほど。When I wrote them I thought "ri" was a hiragana character and not part of the kanji.
>>52007930
>>52007993
ありがとうございます!
明日文章が書く。 ここでに投稿大丈夫ですか?
>>52007958
>>52007429
we have many Pu around Japan
>>52007946
pig
>>52007429
If US did not come.
Russian is first position.
PRC did not afford to sail the sea.
Watch Taiwan exist.
>>52008033
>明日文章が書く。 ここでに投稿大丈夫ですか?
sure
>>52007946
white pig, no you are red pig
>>52008016
my name is Yarima kurikuri.
>>52007946
you are so smart
i love panda express
what is your favorite japanese food
>>52008033
>あたしもです
俺とデートしてください
>>52007946
中国はそれしか誇れないのかい?
>>52008033
>明日文章が書く。 ここでに投稿大丈夫ですか?
うん
>>52007949
「anki」というソフトを使う。
flashcardのソフトだ(ごめん、日本語で説明するのはできない)
そして事を読む動力をする。
漢字は手で書かないから書き方は覚えていない。
>>52007946
i am horrible
you are very cool slut guy
>>52008147
Mos Burger
>>52007429
you are genius i am surprised!
USA is beautiful
we cannot make nukes Absolutely
>>52008033
149を使うと漢字練習は楽しくなります!
是非使てください!
>>52008147
Panda Express is Chinese.
>>52002814
So, I have a question for you japanese guys.
Is it true that teenagers having fun is frowned upon by the majority of the adults there?
>>52007946
OMGAAA
american and chinese are the most genius of the planet
>>52008170
あぁflashcardね!
説明ありがとう!
do not respond to troll, report him
荒らしに構うな、レポートしろ
>>52007946
yes, we cant make nukes
you can everything
coool
>>52008213
What is your most favorite kanji?
>>52008213
>使てください!
*使ってください!
>>52008213
これはペンです
>>52007946
that's right
you can control syria
never give up for you
>>52008290
線と紙
糸の漢字は書き楽しいです
>>52008213
俺よりうまい字だな
ところどころnikeになってるのが気になったが
>>52002814
黒髪の頃のトッポイ感じの方がいいね。俺の趣味たけど。
>>52003339
モデルさんはハミ毛防止にパイパンしている娘は多いよね。もしかしすると・・・
>>52003557
おはよう
>>52004592
ムリすんなよ。
>>52004935
予襲復讐
>>52005548
知っている。餡が空洞になっているやつ ってか。
まあ、揚げ饅頭のようなものは今一つ。
>>52006130
真似事萌って、単なる「コスプレ」のこと?
>NNB
> childhood on the countryside
のんのんびより
のことやね?
>>52006466
大好き/すばらしい(素晴らしい)
「い」が抜けている。
>>52006637
文法的に誤りはないが、不自然。
今後、ムスリムの死ぬ(ような)ことが増えていくことでしょう。
不自然さの最大の要因は「ムスリムが死ぬの」という所。
直後に「が」来ているので、名詞節の主語を「の」に接続する。
さらに「の」は、文節全体を名詞化するときは、使わない方がいい。
最も、自然な感じは、
今後、ムスリムの死者は増えていくことでしょう。
>>52006804
ユダヤとどっちが? 冗談だよ。
>>52007405
その(そんな)ことは、しらなかったんだもん
「は」は目的格(国文法では「対象格」にも使う。助動詞「ない」は未然形に接続する。
>>52008308
why not 尻
>mfw I am at least speak better Japanese than him
自分で自分を褒めてる輩がいますねぇ･･･
>>52008372
>am at least speak
>am speak
>>52008372
*I speak
>>52008306
しまった、書き間違えてしまいました!
>>52008339
うん、149はちょっと使いにくですから、私はまだ漢字の書き方をべんきょうしています
>>52008363
胸>尻
>>52008434
>アメリカ人に149を勧める
>149はちょっと使いにくい
ちょっと笑ってしまったw
>>52008290
的
超便利
>>52008067
>>52008097
>>52008131
>>52008157
>>52008173
>>52008255
>>52008287
>>52008317
日本火病軍隊が現れたようだな・・・放射サルはこんなに頭悪いだっけ?自殺しないでね
>>52008454
ハハハ、何言ってんのお前
149ってなに?
>>52007703
部屋が横書き
>>52007869
>>52008033
これ等(これら)を「此れ達」と書くことがあるが、読みは「これら」です。
>>52008481
使いにくいですか楽しいです!
あのペンなのは本当に大きくて太いからです
>>52008624
You are really really really good student.
I wish I could study hard like you instead of browing internet all day erry day.
>>52008624
>大きくて太いからです
such as your penis
>>52008601
そうですか?
知らなかった
珍しい言葉ですか?それともよく使う言葉ですか?
>>52008512
You too.
>>52008556
万年筆だよ。
>>52008624
なるほどね!
penもpenisも太くて大きいのがお好き?
>>52008713
太くて硬いの
Protect yourself at all points.
Why is there a
>>52008731
ちゃんと分かった可、チョン?自分の国の言語ぐらい覚えとけ、ジャップサル。
>>52007703
動物園の"動"も間違ってるな
ガンバレ
>>52008556
モンブランの最高普通の万年筆です
>>52008699
ありがとう!
>>52008713
そうそう!
>>52008743
うん!
>>52008512
劣等人種日本人を虐めてやるな
我々中韓同盟のパワーをもってすれば、3日で30万人どころか1億人の虐殺が可能だ 我々名誉白人的中韓人に栄光の未来が待っている
I bet I really stand out from the others with my professional meme Engrish skill. I am happyturn.
>>52008033
*明日、文章を書く。
>>52007958
よく髭が似合うじゃん。
>>52008213
モンブラン 万年筆 マイスターシュテュック 149
さすが金持ちだな。
君に「弘法は筆を選ばず」という言葉を、妬み半分で贈ろう。
>>52008601
「これら」「それら」「あれら」は、よく使う。日本語では、単数と複数で名詞が異なる語尾を持つことはないが、複数のものや事柄を示す時に、それらをよく使う。
