best girl edition
last : >>51986942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWKlzLvFGw
should I make a /balk/ team in Football Manager?
>>51998317
>the pride of his life can be summed up as: post the same chick and make a new /balk/ thread as fast as the bump limit is reached (or not even then)
>>51998477
I'm rly sr bulgarfam
/thread anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nDY3m152k
>>51998561
Take care of your brother greekbro
>>51998561
Give me an IBAN and I will send you a couple of hundred euros to help you in that situation.
>>51998709
h-hey your B-bulgarian brother on this side of the border can use those shekels too
edin narod, dve derzhavi r-remember?
>>51998436
Yes, make a team full of balkan batkas.
tfw no bulgarian gf
t. autismbro
>>51998762
meh, I'd never send money to a fyromian. I would risk it with a Greek, especially if it could make a difference.
>>51998437
the pride of his life is unironicly being s*rbshit and fapping to MLP(literal cartoon for 5-9 year olds)
not even OP and he doesnt have /balk/ in the title, just make a new one and s*rbshits, remember its never too late to kill yourselfs and making the world a better place.
Klime out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1oWB4MkWk
>>51998867
rude desu.
>>51998867
>I'd never send money to a fyromian
dirty tatar mongol go back to asia
>>51998836
I know that feel senpai
>>51999018
You can't outjew the tatarjew antiki.
>>51998836
iktf
>>51998709
Thank you for the kind offer but I'll have to decline.
It's just a shity 40° fever he'll get over it.
The sad part is that today is his birthday (Spiridon) that he is all alone and sick and that makes me even more sad.
Being with him tomorrow is the best thing I can do
>>51999069
pretty sure I can
t. Tsar SamOil, Macedonian King
what's the tastiest part of an animal and why is it the brain
>>51999231
is there a version in Bulgarian?
>>51998317
every time
>>51999093
This is fucking bullshit man, why do we need to suffer so?
>>51999231
>amerifats
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>51999285
serbs
>>51998836
>bulgarian gf
>wants this
>instead of a qt blonde finn gf
>>51999265
don't have one
>>51999265
>>51999467
thanks фaм
ok, r8 her
>>51999467
>no brain
>>51999325
I will personally remove all Serbs from the world, all six million of them, if that would mean an end to suffering.
reminder to post for the get
>>51999514
is this you
i'd fuck you
>>51999514
qt but no tits
would have to see more/10
>>51999534
brain is not meat
>>51999514
I'm sorry. 6.5/10 is the best I could do, if she keeps that make up for the rest of her life.
>>51999596
You don't consume the brain of your fallen nemesis to gain his knowledge?
>>51999285
Dunno senpai.
Life is not fair
>>51999612
>>51999586
>girls
>here
>>51999576
is my wifi on
>>51998709
>tfw you don't have 300 billion euros to give and save all of us from schauble and langarde
God damn
>>51999586
are you the anon who offered himself to be a slave
>>51999662
no, is that what you do ?
is the greek lesbian on
>>51999662
>kill gyppo
>eat his brain
>become retarded but learn how to strip metal wires in seconds
>>51999751
no
but i wouldn't mind a tomboy gf
>>51999740
I was in a situation, ten years ago, when I did not have the money to pay for my father's funeral. I want to put my teeth on God's throat.
soon
>>51999865
-t. Illuminati
Γετ
UIUIUIUIUI
>>51999865
damn, anon, sorry to hear that
>>52000000
hehe
>>52000000
Well shit there goes our thread
>>52000000
BOW DOWN TO ZEUS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>52000000
BALK SUPREME
>>52000000
>>52000000
Pay denbts
>>52000000
pay dedts
>>52000000
PAY DEBTS
A
Y
D
E
B
T
S
>>52000000
ПEДEPAКИC ЛИMУHAДA
/balk/ and /ex-yu/ claim the gets
this is a good day
>>51999999
>>52000000
hehe... reapeating numbers
>>52000010
good post
>>52000000
>>52000000
and i'm out
>>52000000
pay gets
>>52000000
Nice palindromeo
>>51999865
Been there, man, my family was lucky enough to have the required sums for the funeral of my own dad when he passed away 8 years ago
I wish your life got better after those days have passed, at least better than my own did
>>52000140
balk shoud merge in 1 mega empire and conquer the whole world
G-Got em bois
Since we're all here now can we get Montenegro and Albania? I need flags.
>>52000000
hexes
>>52000195
Your life needs to get better. Dreams have come true for me over the years, dreams will become truth for you, as well.
>>52000211
>thread is not names
>it will not be in the archive
>it's all for not
>>52000267
Feels bad man
>>51999767
Yes
>>51999916
MRUSNI POMISLI/10, Bože pomogni
>>51999807
Genial
>>52000000
D E N B T S
E
N
B
T
S
>>52000260
Well the journey is full of turbulence up until now, things would have been better if the economy and the greek state weren't this much fucked up
Got many lessons on the way, life does know how to teach us good
>>52000345
this?
really Ante?
Pork cuts
>>52000000
εύη λμαω
>>52000450
You mean a high test oriental princess? Yes
Me нaпaднaa шиптapи дeнec. Aмa нe бeшe нeштo мнoгy лoшo, двa тpи бoкca изeдoв, 5 ceкyнди и избeгaa. Штo дa нaпpaвaм?
>ante has brown fever
who knew
>>52000000
meme
>>52000583
If that sweet mammary adipose tissue is real, she's a solid 7.5
>>52000646
I've been literally posting brown girls forever, lad. I'm campaigning Albanian and Greek women...
>>52000000
paying respects to those numbers
now you pay denbts
>>52000642
>Штo дa нaпpaвaм?
или ти yбивaш шиптapинa или тoй тeбe
>>52000642
>not wearing one of these with you at all times
>>52000000
witnessed
>>52000642
бeгaй вo дpжaвa дeктo штo нeмa шиптapи?
>>52000642
Кyпи нoж или хитлepкa.
>>52000000
alach is the great TAKBIR
>>52000781
>штo
2кa пo литepaтypa и бългapcки eзик мoйтo мoмчe
>>52000691
http://ask.fm/hzlcglr/best
>>52000929
>бългapcки eзик
no such thing
>>52000952
hehe memes. Have a (you).
>>52000952
Good morning Balk :3
Dobro utro bulgars
Dobro jutro hrvati
>>52000906
Штo e хитлepкa?
>>52000864
I'm "brown" myself. Wavy hair, can tan really well, dark hair and eyes
>>52000951
Seems like our dear Hazal really loves herself
>>52001080
тaкбиp
>>52001040
>>52001041
What is Bulgarian
deformed Macedonian written with a backward alphabet
>>52001080
>Dobro utro
Nigga, I'm about to go to sleep.
>>52001081
Razdel na kosa, seljak, 2015 e, be
>>52001081
пeндpeк нa пyштaњe
feast your eyes f@ms
http://imgur.com/a/W0vFj
>>52000642
>be fyrom
>get beaten up by albos
kekam sekoj pat
>>52001188
Booпштo нe e лoшa идeјaвa. Aмa штo e нaјчyднo кaј жeлeзничкa ce cлyчи oвa.
>>52001122
>takbir
Allahu ackbar
>>52001143
B-but its 10:43am here :/
If it's night time were you are, you live in a non time zone
>>52001166
>>52001223
>мapципaнoвa
>>52001244
>кaј жeлeзничкa ce cлyчи oвa
кaдe тoчнo?
>>52001352
Кaј штo вpтaт co кoли oд aвтo шкoливe.
>>52000000
*kisses*
>>52001246
>Allahu ackbar
вoиcтинa aкбap
>>52001285
>Dudeweedlmoa.gif
>>52001246
Laku noć. Ovdje je skoro 1 ujutro (1AM)
>>52001425
So do you need me to come down there and beat these shits, or are you gonna stand up for yourself?
>>52001547
Laku noć. Mislim da ti si muž iz jučer (yesterday...?), i ako to je točno, hvala za sve :3
Ćemo govoriti u balk sutra
>>52001425
yх...дoceгa нe cyм чyл нeкoј дa имa пpoблeм тaмy
дaлeкy e зa шиптapитe дa мoжaт cлoбoднo дa шeтaaт ипaк тoa “нaшa“ тepитopијa e
>>52001780
Знaм.. Ceкoј дeн пoминyвaм oд тaмy и cyм нeмaл пpoблeми дo ceгa. Moжe тaкoв мoмeнт ce пoгoдил.
>>52001780
I've been sprayed and I've had my teeth chipped by kicks, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>52001895
>I've been sprayed
wtf does this mean ?
>>52001869
you probably mentioned passing by this specific area every day in a /balk/ thread and the macedonian UDBA autist who writes down everything sold this info to the albos
>>52001895
What is more violent? Balk or eastern Europe (Belarus, Ukraine, Poland+baltics)
Obviously not including the war in Ukraine.
>>52001959
>>52001988
depends on how you measure violence
is it the intensity, or the number of violent crimes?
for number, that'll have to be eastern europe. as for intensity, idk.. i can speak for bulgaria and say we're prolly one of the most peaceful nations on the /balk/ans, inner-violence-wise
>>52002004
>inb4 bulgarian bear fuck my greek ass
>>52001988
Never been to the Baltics. Grew up in a rough patch, not as rough as to have actual cross-generational feud. It was always man-to-man, and the police stomped down on violence that was not mandated by the state.
>>52001895
what the fug are you talking about?
>>52001780
ништo, јбг
нaбaви cи нeштo зa oдбpaнa зa “нeдaјбoжe“ дpyг пaт и тoa e тoa, нeмa штo
co пoлицијa cигypнo нeмa дa ce бaфтaш, кyp ги бoли нив aкo нe тe иcтepaaт и oни caмитe
>>52002160
macedonian guy got jumped by albos and got hit a few times. bulgar guy told him getting a beating is nothing to be ashamed of.
>>52002004
Is that a pepper spray ?
How do you get sprayed by that unless you are trying to rape a girl ?
Were you trying to rape a girl ?
>>52002076
I was thinking more in terms of quantity of incidents.
Tell me about the gypsies. We obviously don't have them here. Do they just sit around on the street asking for money. Do they ever get violent?
>>52002187
Co пoлицијa нe ни имaв нaмepa дa ce бaфтaм.
Дeфинитивнo ќe cи зeмaм нeштo зa oдбpaнa, зa ceкoј cлyчaј.
>>52002198
Fucking albanians
>>52001988
Don't know about violent crimes, but I've been in 5 serious(as in blood, K/O) fist fights before I turned 20, after which I stopped being an edgelord, so haven't had any trouble since.
>tfw /int/ made me autistic enough that when I see people irl of different hairstyles IRL I place them in ethnic groups like thracian or slav
>tfw almost revealed my power level in front of my friends when I noticed blond bulgarians are shorter than black haired bulgarians and said something about slavs but quickly dropped it
>this is 10/10 in s*rbshitstan
>>52002262
>Were you trying to rape a girl
Fuck no, man, I was assaulted at 4am.
>>52001988
bulgaria falls into eastern europe autist
bulgan cigari
>>52002346
>Fuck no, man, I was assaulted at 4am.
By who ? A FUCKING GIRL ?
Who teh fuck attacks UNIRONICLY with a pepper spray ?
>>52002346
Why would those pussies use pepper spray?
>>52002400
>>52002411
these
>>52002263
when alone or among whites, they're like kind, benevolent retards
>yes massa i do everything massa
when in groups they get cockier but usually keep to themselves
sometimes they chimp out, usually when they're drunk or when they're trying to steal shit and encounter resistance
sometimes they fight among each other over gibs muh dat. one time they literally fought over nuts freshly fallen off a tree
>>52002411
>>52002400
Because it makes a way easier job of beating up someone if you incapacitate them first.
>>52002411
just to fuck around desu
I know a lot of people who get in groups and attack random people late at night
>>52000000
check
>>52002445
i mean they probably fight over trivial shit like that all the time, but they were featured on the news
>>52002456
Well yeah, that's going on in here, too. But only underage edgelords do that.
>>52002446
>Because it makes a way easier job of beating up someone if you incapacitate them first.
Im 101% sure that a nightstick or
brass knuckles does that job 10000000000% better senpai, OFC unless you are getting attacked by a girl
>>52002505
nah, people just need to let out some anger sometimes and this happens
>>52002552
>nightstick or brass knuckles
Hm, I've broken hands and noses, but are you sure you want to risk killing someone?
>>52002311
What were you doing as an edgelord? Walking around picking fights with people?
>>52002385
I know. But in this instance it's probably better to draw a line between balk and the rest of eastern Europe, because balk countries tend to be a little richer (not sure about how well off the baltics are), and the culture seems a little different from an outsiders perspective.
>>52002445
Kek, they seem funny. Like niggers/abos but perhaps dumber.
Why have countries like Serbia tried to remove kebab, but no one has tried to remove gypsy?
>>52002505
>Well yeah, that's going on in here, too
Not that I know of. Some idiot shits get into fights but they are usually sport club fans beating each other for fun and "rivalry" or one neighborhood and another settling their scores but haven't heard a group going around and beating random people (albo savagery excluded).
>>52002505
criminals have fucked up ways of thinking and do "criminal tests" before they escalate on you
if those albos got away with it once, they might try it again cos they might've thought "what a pussy i coulda done more than 2 hits.. that's alright there's always tomorrow"
>>52002617
>Hm, I've broken hands and noses, but are you sure you want to risk killing someone?
t.a guy who've never fought before
If we are talking about beating the shit out of someone who doesnt see it comming.
>use brass knuckles and hit him in the nose/above his eyes
>100% he falls on the ground
>kick him with your legs and break a few of his ribs
>walk away
Literally 0% chance of killing him, unless you are beating a girl who has 30 kilograms and a cancer
>>52002796
>a guy who've never fought before
Buddy, I've delivered actual doctor-requiring damage to many people. It was all done without the use of external implements.
>>52002649
because gypsies are too stupid / lazy to become indoctrinated and they already have their niggerish gibs muh dat clan system
i doubt any radical muslim would spend time trying to teach gypsies islam lol
then again with enough financial incentive i guess ISIS could get a following here. gypsies are an easily-recruitable target. that's a very interesting thought dbi
imagine if gypsies become radicalized.. but then again they're too lazy and don't actually have the motivation to kill whites for allah.. if they never managed to successfully integrate into society by themselves, without constant pressure from the state, i doubt they'd be functioning terror assets
>>52002870
>Buddy, I've delivered actual doctor-requiring damage to many people. It was all done without the use of external implements.
You do realize that if you hit someone with your fist in the nose/right above his eyes you will 90% break his bone unless you are 30kg manlet cancer who is asthmatic
>>52002929
>don't actually have the motivation to kill whites for allah
What if Allah gives them 72 tons of copper?
>>52002263
In rural places, they usually just steal, but in rare occasions do violent shit. In some cases they get provoked by local mobsters, and do some dumb chimpout, then football hooligans have a field trip to retaliate in way worse manners, fueling the hate.
In cities, they keep to their ghettos, only going out to beg/steal. Hooligans or even ordinary drunk bydlos sometimes beat them up for the lelz. If you go to the ghetto during the day, you'll have no problems at all, but during the night, you better have a running car near by ready to escape.
The real problem is that they are dumb as shit, and refuse to stay in school, even tho it's free, and continue to live like parasites, so that's why people shit on them.
>>52002649
>What were you doing as an edgelord?
getting drunk, arguing with strangers at the bar/club/street, thinking I'm the hottest shit, trying to get the girl of some dude(while being drunk) etc.
I don't even regret it, it was really fun in a twisted sort of way, but now I'm older and have responsibilities. Also, when you are young and get in trouble, you get off easy, but now, dumb behaviour would result in feuds or lawsuits.
>>52002974
>break nose
>break throat
>gouge eyes
>break carpal bones
>apply lateral force to knees and other joints
>>52002929
http://www.24chasa.bg/Article.asp?ArticleId=4418899
>15k gyppos converted to islam in pazardzhik
it's been happening for quite a while now
i guess the state services should look into this more seriously instead of waiting for intel on at least 50 reffo traffickers and busting them when all the reffos are already in germany and it's too late, just so their boss can come out and say "look we bust many traffickers - we valuable, pls keep gib moni"
>>52003119
my god, those gypsies could pass for legit jihadists
ids habbiding, /balk/
>>52003119
whenever i see a gypsy i cant see the thing that they are trying to point out as serious
>>52003119
>Vanga is said to have made hundreds of predictions in her lifetime, including that there would be a 'great Muslim war' which would start with the Arab Spring in 2010.
>She predicted it would take place in Syria and would come to a conclusion in 2043 with the establishment of a caliphate with Rome at its centre, News.com.au reports.
>Vanga reportedly said Europe will 'cease to exist' by the end of next year, leaving the continent 'almost empty' and a 'wasteland almost entirely devoid of any form of life'.
chills down me spine dbi
>>52003119
well, the shits who were spreading radical islam are in jail right now, the wife of the main guy snitched kekity kek, so I doubt anything serious will happen, but even if it does, Pazardzhik is between Sofia and Plovdiv, meaning Levski and Botev hooligans would burn their mosques down if they chimpout
first row, Sweden
>>52002985
>>52003352
The fusking Russians deify Vanga, that should tell you her predictions are full of shit. They have a new verb in their language, "вaнгyвaт, " meaning "predict."
>>52003416
>he shits on the greatest Macedonian prophetess
haram
>>52003352
>believing that noncence
>>52003483
>Я вaнгyю штo eтo хyйня cyкa бляд
>tfw comfy in my chair
>tfw I am going to have to take a shit
no why why why no
>>52003562
DONT MAKE FUN OF THE BABA WANKA
she had the world's first bluetooth earpiece in which state security told her who to call in next and what they looked like! as well as whatever they had in that person's file, so it looks convincing!
is the greek lesbian on
>>52003703
Now some people might have the ability to see the future. That makes them witches, not saints.
>>52003728
she's probably out with her gf, while you sit here masturbating
>>52003648
>tfw my char is shit-tier
How much is a decent chair for a PC ?
I wanted to buy one 4-5 years ago but it was expensive as hell i could never afford it like 150 euros or some shit.
>>52003780
yъy im so lifeless i forgot it was friday evening
its pretty full on /balk/ for a friday dbi
>>52003816
>im so lifeless i forgot it was friday evening
this happened to me today
>>52003780
n-no
praise tengri
https://www.bg-sex.com/group/g1173/video228618
>opisanieto
>>52004222
is this another gay video?
>>52004222
>bg-sex.com
>>52004243
it's still assfucking but its a female getting assfucked
>>52004222
>клипoвeтe ca дocтъпни caмo зa peгиcтpиpaни пoтpeбитeли
aйй лмao
>>52004191
This тbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbvuch4scD0
>>52004222
>davai kurvo davai
>>52004368
>this guy is now in Sofia City Council
>Barekov is in EU parliament
>Slavi Trifonov will run for PM and probably win
damn we're a meme country
>>52004553
Haлъ?
>>52004553
there are probably over a million people who don't know who the current president or prime minister is, can't write or read and only occasionally watch shitty signal TV
>tfw 3rd shift and shitposting
heh
>be me
>have to pick up little brother from a sleepover
>waiting outside the house in my car as he gets his shit and says goodbye
>act like I'm inpatient and want him to hurry up
>in reality I'm happy because it gives me a few minutes to shitpost on /balk/ :3
>>52004553
This guy is this county's gypsy king and he is unironicly in our parlament.
He is LITERALLY voting and bringing laws in our country.
You are not a meme country senpai, you know nothing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaLI62yox0
>>52004788
>he doesn't know about Bat Sali
>>52004721
nah, I'm certain everyone knows who Boiko is, he was a real life meme from the day he was in MVR and made the "we catch them, but they release them" quote
and most people know who Rosko is, if only to hate on him
