good haircut edition
Took your fucking time.
LISTEN TO THE GIRL
ani-gay
candy... candy
reminds me of a particular artist I enjoy
>>51951227
CШA гoвнo. Cкpыл пoдпиндoхy.
How many irl friends do you all have?
Has high test gone too far
UP LIKE DONALD TRUMP
UP UP
>>51951257
i'm typing w/ one hand senpai
Made this piece of shit on my phone with the free Adobe Photoshop app
Feel free to ignore it
CORBYN SMELLS
>>51951227
Candy Candy you say?
https://youtu.be/UoK8DaJRDaM
caroline flint is a tory
I have a very comfy political leaning imo
>>51951271
its between 1 and -1
Why do we cut benefits for disabled people so we can pay for bankers bonuses?
Last time I checked disabled people didn't cause the recession
>>51951227
>good haircut edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw
tune right here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thio2MW41D0
Going to be really mean to a girl tomorrow in a really childish, petty way because I know it'll push her buttons and she'll spend some time thinking about the petty shit I do. Looking forward to it tbqh.
>>51951299
would after a few pints to be fair
Presenting: Nostalgia, the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg&ab_channel=SmashingPumpkinsVEVO
How do I describe this song lads, other than nostalgic? How do they capture that nostalgic vibe?
It just makes me think of playing footy in the sun as a young kid or just chilling lying in the grass with my gf after secondary school would finish.
Weird feels.
>>51951319
>tfw meme politics
>>51951315
No she's a labour MP
>>51951293
proper friends, like 2-3
For fucks sake lads, I am PROPER mad right now
My dad worked at Amazon from 1999 to 2006. When he started in '99, he was given shares of the company as a gift, as was every hired developer at the time.
When loads of people were laid off in 2006, him being one of them, they had to sell their shares for some reason. At that time Amazon was well known but the shares weren't worth much.
Today they would be worth $6,600,000. That's around 4.35 MILLION POUNDS
For fucks sake lads, I could have been a literal t. billionaire
instead I missed out on 6.6 MILLION DOLLARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
just had a check on the webcams and looks like skiings going to be great this year
>>51951349
monster
Is my sister fit lads?
>>51951368
essentially a tory
>>51951319
I meant to crop this sorry lads I was just too eager to attach it and post :(
>>51951370
How do I find friends?
these are well spicy lads
>>51951418
So Corbyn is a Tory?
>>51951382
unlucky m8
literally doing a poo rn
>too afraid of the forest
>second night
>having fun telling stories
>nice campfire, stars reflecting off the lake
>drinking some really cheap vodka
>start doing lewd things like holding hands
>tell him I'd like to see his cute butt
>he takes his pants off and calls me a pervert
>tells me he isn't a slut and doesn't fuck on first dates
>eventually we get back to the tent and do some light kissing and cuddling before we fall asleep
>wake up with a nice soft ass scooted right up against my dick
>put my arm around his waist and grind
>it wakes him up and he calls me a pervert
>spend the entire day teasing him and sneaking fondles whenever I can
>can tell he likes being bullied
>both have boners but he's trying to hide him
>call him a cutey before I sneak my hand down his pants
>play with his junk until he almost came before stopping
>he_wants_the_dick.jpg
>hurriedly tells me that handjobs don't count as sex so It's completely cool to do
>tell him I want a better deal
>he flipflops for a little while but a few rubs changes his tune
>both strip down
>rummage through our stuff looking for some field expedient lube
>could only find wd-40 and crisco
>get a dab of that and apply it to his butt before slapping on a condom
>push his face into the dirt and tell him I'm going to breed him like an animal
>fuck him nice and slow
>he's panting and telling me to pick up the pace
>start slamming it in his butt
>begs me to knock him up
>go balls deep as I cum
>finish him off too
>pull out and notice the condom is completely broken
>he was a little upset but got over it after we went skinny dipping
>completely gave up trying to be modest after that and turned into a pervert
>when we hiked out we had to have a few bj breaks
Azusa
>Hating Tyson Fury because hes a working class white northern gypsy
What a joke. Fuck London and fuck politics.
>>51951438
No, that's why Flint hates him
Just had a wank
islam
Getting real sick of Hiroshima tbqh
These filters have been on for too fucking long
what is that squinty eyed yellow monkey even doing
what the fuck is up with that space shuttle pic on the main page
cunt
>>51951431
idk my only ones are down since primary school
>>51951479
So if Labour MPs are Tories then what is Corbyn?
>>51951481
raping little girls was completely acceptable back then, Islamophobe
Uni has been decent.
global communism when
An Hero is based.
Gonna have a posh wank rn because I like the lube
Thoughts?
>>51951299
looks normal to me
If you like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain
>>51951481
I quite like Muhammad 2bh, not even a Rashid
good leader
Islam seems more like a military variant of Christianity
>>51951532
FOAL
>>51951539
NOW comrade
>>51951539
Global communism can't work desu
Communism must be built from local communities
>>51951524
Are there any films like Fight Club where it's about a guy in a mundane life with an existential crisis?
Bonus points if the actor is in anyway like Edward Norton, he's fucking fantastic.
>>51951331
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sQkx8giymc
does the bible say anything about jesus's circumcision?
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>>51951586
Why are you still awake? You will not be able to get up for school in the morning!!
>>51951579
>communism can't work
groundbreaking discovery
Quite like the This Week intros desu
>>51951598
The Station Agent, maybe?
>what's up
damn...
>>51951539
>top down communism
naw senpai
never ever
only works from the ground up and even then fairly rarely
Mao arguably "perfected" it, in that his ideas are arguably the most applicable in reality.
>>51951615
impressive post
JUST
>>51951615
not in work till 1300 haha
>>51951598
The Zero Theorem is quite literally about a guy who doesn't know what his purpose in life is
And it's a British film too
>Tfw ms alice 94 is online right now
>>51951598
American Psycho
>>51951481
>visualisation of the prophet
reported for haram
>>51951542
>Gonna have a posh wank rn because I like the lube
want some help lad?
>>51951598
L'auberge epsagnole
>>51951598
Bad Lieutenant sort of
non-Catholics won't understand though
>>51951675
1400 for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1AD1_sMTiQ
choon
haven't listened to this since it came out
>>51951598
Mate, spoilers!
>>51951615
literally all me
not even memeing, these are all mine
>>51951598
American Beauty senpai
>>51951718
>1400
trigger'd
>>51951631
Looks good, thanks
>>51951677
Will watch the trailer, cheers
>>51951682
seen it too many times
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35060466
weirdos
>>51951675
>>51951718
not in work at all haha
>>51951751
BLACKENED
>>51951706
OVER
THE
LINE
>>51951755
>haha hah.. ha...
>>51951598
American Beauty, watched it yesterday by chance.
lefties hate donald more than they hate ISIS
Do you own any suits lads?
Need to buy one for interviews haha.
>>51951711
>Foreign films
>>51951717
Heard it's severely overrated?
>>51951727
Seen it, perfect example of what I'm looking for though, can't believe I didn't use that isntead
IT'S OVER /brit/, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>51951598
Lost in Translation
literally just watched it
>>51951784
>OVER
>THE
>LINE
????
I wanna start my own blog, inspired by the great poleaboo
What should I have as my name? I was thinking Russiboo as I have a fascination with Russia
>>51951598
The Pledge
>>51951751
Louis ck
>>51951838
I have 2, only wore one for the interview and some meetings in london
thank god my office is casual desu
>>51951854
>tfw no scar Jo gf
>>51951755
you have a day off
that will make it three days without work this week?
oh yes very good indeed
just the three though?
ahh well
think i might have 4 weeks off coming up and then just two seminars a week for the next 6 months
lucky for some eh?
>>51951257
Remus can see that.
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
>>51951837
because their rule is collapsing
Alright lads going with The Zero Theorem.
Any opinions? Where is shit film guy when you need him?
What are the correct answers lads? I didn't revise desu
>>51951905
It's not that great desu.
>>51951841
the original one isn't
>>51951873
don't understand the obsession desu
>>51951905
>The Zero Theorem
never heard of it
>>51951876
>time off
>from uni
kek
uni is basically a holiday
>>51951837
Remus agrees with this post.
>>51951916
3 in everything
>>51951598
Cypher is about a guy, who's life is completely run of the mil and boring, becoming a corporate spy. And it's set in a future where 50s ideologies and fashions have come back.
>I ask people for movie recommendations then not even consider watching them haha
>"oh...ya...ill give er a look...maybe...not"
just ate a chomp
>>51951838
Currently in the wardrobe:
- navy suit
- midnight blue suit
- grey three-piece suit
- cheeky sky blue suit
Also:
- dinner suit
- tweed sports jacket
- navy blazer
>>51951927
*its the large breasts*
>>51951876
I work zero (0) days between 22nd and 2nd january
and i get paid for it
hhahaha
was just asleep for 2hrs
>>51951927
She's perfect desu
>>51951983
but they aren't even that huge
>>51951988
are you a farmer?
>>51951971
Tbh I'm watching the Zero Theroem someboy suggested.
I didn't quite expect that many yous desu
>ywn get drunk and go to karaoke with Kyary and make her laugh by singing her songs in your deep manly gaijin voice and carry her home at the end of the night
Specific feelings tonight, must retire to ruminate upon them.
Night x
>dude Internet tests can't diagnose you, they're bullshit
>doctors literally use internet tests to diagnose people
Imagine sniffing her arse lads
Do you reckon this is Lisicki lads?
He posted this in the Question Time
>>51952034
night la
>>51952023
a (you) farmer yes
>tfw the SNP are going to scare of Trump from investing in Scotland
>>51952007
no but they are quite nice
>>51951988
wow
3 weeks off!
now thats something
i mean ok, i get 24 weeks off a year, but threes a start
have to take what you can get, dont you think?
>>51952054
Imagine wiping it for her after a big smelly poo
>>51951978
t. bender
>>51952034
goodnight my dear son
>>51952054
>>51952119
ngl I am turned on by these thoughts
respond to me
>>51951854
that explains the op image?
lmao absolute wasteman
>"Hello I am a white American billionaire that has invested a lot in your economy and owns property in your country"
>"Fuck off you are banned"
>"Hello I am a penniless refugee and I want to preach Islamic extremism"
>"WELCOME TO THE UK FRIEND"
>>51952059
Hypothesis: drink the last of my rum tonight even though I should probably take a break for a few days
(will take a break over the weekend since I have work)
Counter-Hypothesis: save the bit of rum and drink it tomorrow at my work Christmas party even though its "alcohol free"
>>51952107
enjoy your ""paid"" holiday
won't need a job will you?
Lib Dems lads
>>51952170
saved
>>51952160
no i've been cultivating the haircut gimmick for like a month
>>51952167
das rite
BILLIONAIRES OUT
YANKS OUT
Trump is both
>>51952034
>tfw no korean qt to cook soft boiled scotch eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpacmtutLTM
>>51952180
literally who
lisicki is 30 years old
owwwwwww owwwwwwwwwww no no no
tomorrow im finishing my last assignment of the year (dont have to do anything until january after that) then going out with the lads should be a good fuckin day boys then i start my new job on monday lifes looking alright atm x
Did the Irish guy get his passport?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-5UWJB-hPU
>>51952224
no he's a freshman
>>51952220
A gang of spineless weasels who betrayed their voters
having a shit like
how do I become sexually appealing to women?
>>51952219
Always find it weird when someone in /brit/ posts stuff I watch.
she on the floor
>>51952271
Be nice
how common are house parties in the uk
>>51952271
Hint: if you aren't now, you never will be.
>>51952219
reminds me of this
>>51952303
haven't seen one in years
>>51952303
Ask your mum
>>51952303
I've been to one
What genre is this lads? I'm shit at indenting genres desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O4uo3azc3M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVGSxGO7QM
>Ban Trump hits almost 500k signatures in a few days
>Wall to wall media coverage
>Stop immigration hits almost 500k signatures in a few days
>Literally nothing
>>51952312
>egg in avocado
based meal
>>51952007
because shes in good shape so they are more than likely to be at least a bit perky desu so look better when shes underneath you
>>51952368
>literally can't read
>>51952303
very common 2bh but its not like america where they host them at 9pm or whatever and just stay there all night. most people go clubbing then go to a house party at like 3/4 am when the clubs closed at least thats what happens at my uni x
>>51952303
Very popular
Not that I've ever been invited like, but you know
>>51952303
pretty common
>>51952179
no, i think youll find ive made a significant investment in the Bank of Life my boy
>>51952362
UKIP plenty of courage all year round rorkey
What do you think lads?
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201505073261402
>>51952362
The signatures on the stopping immigration petition actually mean something because the media didn't even meme it.
There was complete media blackout and it still got close to 500k signatures.
>>51952438
The filename clearly states that it's avacado in egg, lad.
>>51952395
How do I get invited to one? I don't have any friends btw so starting at the bottom
>>51952167
desu banning trump is fucking hypocritical as shit from the left and the average people signing that, you can't be a huge advocate of human rights and then try to take away someone's freedom of speech because you don't like what they're saying, at least be big enough to argue against and refute your oppositions claims, not dance around it, and claim they should be banned, as long as what someone is saying isn't somehow directly putting others in danger there's literally no reason to ban them or it
as for refugees, sure we can take a few here and there, but only to make up for the amount we've dispossessed, not taking in thousands just to feel good, really we should just fuck off intervening in the middle east, and not taking any in at all, the worst issue is that we take so many people into the country, refugees bad migrants that our public services can't cope with it, sure it's fine to help, but we should not helping others at the expense of our established own, and the public services we hold dear
t. lib dem
>>51952450
nice
just snapped it up chrz lad
>>51952465
But the egg is clearly inside the avocado
>>51952450
>Estate
Are you a 50 year old geography teacher?
>>51952418
UKIP wouldn't stop immigration dickhead
>>51952477
>as for refugees, sure we can take a few here and there
Don't even desu
>>51952490
Who are you to argue with a filename?
Either I'm not funny anymore (which I highly doubt) or /brit/ has become totally shit.
Don't like the song Santa baby
sexualisation of Santa is wrong
>>51952450
>Automatic
Don't neighbours get pissy since you guys live so close
Typed "British suburb" in Google and this was what came up
>>51952354
sounds like sludge/shoegaze to me (but I'm not great with that either)
>>51952520
Show us your posts, lad.
>(which I highly doubt)
gonna freewheel it outta here
I have an assignment that's worth 30% of the module mark that's due tomorrow noon. Should I bother doing it? I can still get at least a 2:1 as long as I do well in the exam.
>>51952548
wew and people criticize our suburbs as depressing
>>51952468
youre pretty much fucked m8 unless you have friends to go with. i just made friends in first year at uni got lucky and there was actually people i liked on my course and they approached me and invited me out and the rest is history. im in 3rd year now and shits died down a bit but in 1st and 2nd year it was mental would just go out and have a house party at like 4 in the morning until about 10 ahaha good times x
theres actually a whatsapp group for my area where people post the address to house parties and you can just turn up with the lads sometimes theyre shit tho
>>51952548
Our houses are made of bricks rather than paper mache and plywood, so you can't hear your neighbours.
>>51952548
Those houses have space in between them, most of us don't have that luxury. And I've never had any problems with pissiness, what is there to be pissy about?
>Petition to ban the potential future leader of US
>Petition to arrest Israels current leader for war crimes when he comes to the UK
How fucking stupid are leftists?
>>51952548
>Don't neighbours get pissy
What do you mean
>>51952548
literally as bas as commie blocks
>>51952548
>people in this country live like this
>>51952600
Are you in London? I wanna come
>>51952592
of course you should do it you fucking mong
>>51952450
Bang tidy snap it up
>>51951916
oh man, I have to do those every damn week
have you been given the AQ10 yet?
>>51952620
>>51952608
face like a slapped arse
Why is this hot slag in Parliament? What's her name?
https://youtu.be/OaqTWN2JFgM?t=131
>I drive
>The Government will not reverse the decision to admit 20,000 Syrian refugees for resettlement. The UK has a proud history of providing refuge to those in genuine need of protection.
>The Government has committed to resettling 20,000 Syrian refugees in the lifetime of this Parliament. This expansion is part of our comprehensive approach designed as far as possible to help refugees in the region but recognising that for some vulnerable people the only solution is to bring them to countries like the UK.
>>51952549
Nice one lad
>>51952548
If that's close then what is Hong Kong?
>>51952675
David Cameron.
>>51952654
What a triggering image
>>51952654
>The american dream
Faggots
>>51952654
Didn't realise The Sims was a documentary tbf
Stop fighting.
>>51952654
Human Farm
>>51952639
no m8 but might be going to london for new years you should come x
>>51952665
Racist
Our suburbs are brick shithouses too but you still have old ladies calling the cops on you for a noise complaint at 11
Old people don't like when there's drunk kids in the area
They think they're going to do stupid shit like break into their cars or whatever
>>51952602
>not living in a detached house
>>51952654
Neighbourhoods like that exist, but are not the norm.
>>51952733
You can stay at mine if you want. I'll sleep on the floor and you can have the bed
>>51952683
A crime against nature
Why do Scots want their sovereignty with Brussels instead of Westminster?
>>51952798
They want to be in a union with other communists?
>>51952752
Playing spot Michael Myers.
>>51952785
I honestly find your doll house urban sprawl a lot worse than Hong Kong. America makes me feel physically sick
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
![tumblr_m7swmtmv7n1rn95k2o1_250_zps880b4a1e[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/I0KI0aA.gif "tumblr_m7swmtmv7n1rn95k2o1_250_zps880b4a1e[1].gif")
>Why don't people who live on an island that's smaller than a single US state live as far apart from eachother as us?
>>51952779
Top lad
doing a lab report i forgot to do 3 months ago haha
my data sheet is horrendous
>>51952829
YUMMM~~~~ Sloppy Joes are good, you're uncultured Tbh
No offence lads but how do you live on that gloomy, over populated, paki shithole?
I'd die of claustrophobia I swear to Christ
The King of Saudia Arabia is literally a dictator that presides over a country that stones people to death and he's invited to Buckingham palace for tea.
Meanwhile lefties want to ban Trump for saying mean thing.
i am going for my shower
to this i must first strip (unclothe the body)
Don't think I'll ever have a gf lads
>>51952683
I work with a guy in his 50s who grew up in Hong Kong but moved to the UK in his 20s and now lives in a nice country house.
He says he freaks out every time he visits his family in Hong Kong because all the rooms are so tiny and people have no concept of personal space.
Also he speaks perfect English except he always pronounces the word "English" with an R. I think he might just be pulling my leg.
>>51952926
Or purring your reg
>>51952892
Alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
Explain to me how this is any different than this >>51952654
The only difference I can see is the American houses are slightly bigger and detached with a bit more grass.
is this decent bants?
Started off being a mong a bit intentionally at the start, as it makes it a little more interesting than "hey" "hi" "how are you"
>>51952923
why not
>>51953019
FONT
>>51952978
our houses dont blow over with a strong wind, which weve had a lot of this month
>I don't have a pool in my backyard
>Nobody does in the whole country because we all live in 1x1 closets
Guess the country lads
I think my neighbour is mentally ill.
She must be about 60 and works as a nurse, she's very quiet and a bit weird.
Every three or four weeks she will have a weeknight where she just blasts Queen songs, so loud, I can hear them as if they were on in my room.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Hope she likes getting woken up to the sound of Smashing Pumpkins
>book within the book Man in the High Castle which the characters read
>alternate history where the UK and USSR win the war without direct American intervention, only some aid
>UK keeps its empire and becomes a global superpower
>Cold War brews between increasingly racist/imperialist British Empire and much more egalitarian American Republic.
would be a pretty "rad" alt-history
though Canada would be Norn Iron tier
>>51953059
japan
