/cp/* lazy cunts edition (again)
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Bread:
>>51891270
>>51891270
>>51891270
*/cp/ = culture pals, obviously
>>51946310
THE FINLAND MEMES ARE REAL
/taitsuu
1st for Mongolia
>>51946310
>tfw no Chinese gf
>>51946310
4th for spirit world
/Roofie
dear god help me, tell me this is a troll account
4th for meeting a qt after 3 days of talking
>>51946379
that's the hottest object I've ever seen
>>51946494
That's because of your yellow fever.
Bitch looks like she was Chinese except for her hair and eye color.
>>51946453
That would be me.
>>51946646
She even poses like a Chink in her selfies.
>>51946604
I need to fuck this. No matter what.
>>51946716
If that's the same chick, that's one hell of a good angle in the first one
>>51946810
>falling for the filters
dont do that m8
>>51946763
Are you going to talk to her?
>>51946880
>implying I'm that beta
I will dox her, book a flight to Finland, climb up to her room and wait her to wake up next to me.
>>51946924
based switzeroo
>mfw all these korean qts want to meet me
>mfw one of them said she's worried that if I visit other girls will steal me
>>51946716
Looks like some dirty eastern fingol. My grandma has told me that in the '30-40s Eastern Finns were considered subhumans in Western Finland and it's no wonder when you look at them.
>>51946924
She has british teeth though.
>>51947093
"Anon, I've heard you've said on some Asian internet forum that I'm a dirty Eastern Finn, is it true?"
>>51947309
Eastern Finns should go back to Central Asia where they belong.
>my ukranian qt just asked me if I wanted to have kids and get married
>>51947309
o... open your mouth
>>51947309
she looks horrible and reminds me of people with down syndrome
>>51947586
she's obviously looking for a Green Card
>>51947564
I'm pretty sure Eastern Finns are the real Finns, if you don't share her features you are most probably a Swedish rapebaby and that's not a positive thing since we are on /int/.
>>51947309
I always thought her eyes were too far apart.
>>51947890
Still doesn't change the fact that Eastern Finns are disgusting desu.
>>51948215
You don't like slanted eyes, or is it specific to them?
>>51948215
Who are you inpersonating right now? The girl or the guy?
>>51948289
Swissbro which is the best country for Asian pussy? China, Taiwan, Japan or South Korea.
>>51948289
You sound mentally ill senpai. Why do you think I'm a guy?
>>51948282
It's not about slanted eyes, Eastern Finns are just genetic trash.
What to answer?
>>51948429
it's 4chan. Everything is male until otherwise proved. Same was for Guenter until she sent me a voice message. Then she got the official "4chan qt seal".
>>51948415
I prefer to avoid Japan and South Korea.
>>51948523
"he's a very nice guy. You should have a conversation with him."
>>51948523
Lmao he really doesn't waste time
>>51948523
Hahaha.
>>51948482
What about Saami? (in assuming they're different)
>>51948682
But it hurts when you say I'm lying ;_; If you hate me that much then just ignore me.
Is having a Russian qt a good or bad idea? The one I am talking to is a shut in that likes to write stories. That's top tier right?
>>51948880
I'm gonna excuse for his misbehaviour and now post vocaroo bb
>>51948880
I don't hate you. I want you to prove that you are a girl and live a happy life with me.
>tfw your Catalan qt calls you cute in Norwegian.
Boast sick tunes lads
>>51949149
>Catalan
nice meme
>>51949338
Haha i know man, but it makes her happy when i remember to use it.
>>51948936
>>51948961
Going to cry myself to sleep now tbqh and will send you a vocaroo tomorrow.
>>51947586
post her profile pls. want ukrainian wife
>>51949493
Come here and be my little spoon pls
>>51949493
V O C A R O O
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C
A
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O
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>>51949224
Denmark's version of the "Norwegian anthem" during the Norway - Puerto Rico Handball game 2 days ago. (It's loud)
http://a.pomf.cat/jusdig.webm
And an actual song from Belgium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhNYwT3iL8Q
>>51949960
Bist du deppert?
>>51950302
nigga?
>>51950648
"bist du deppert" und "a hoibe bitte". Mehr Österreichisch kann ich nicht.
Was könnte sonst noch nützlich sein?
>>51950819
scheiss di ned oa
tschuschn
oida
herst
sag einfach nach jedem 3. Wort herst und oida und du bist schon 30% Österreicher
Anyone have finntroll's profile?
Bullied a girl so hard she deleted her profile she had on IP for 4 years AND her vk.
>>51953048
m8, we're here to make qts debauch themselves, not cry
>>51953262
We're /bully pals/
Always have been. Don't listen to the liars here.
any of you finnish lads want to teach me your meme language?
>tfw coworker crush was fired for credit card fraud
Jesus Christ I dodged a bullet there.
Why are Peruvian girls so sexy? Is it the Native blood?
>>51954011
depends on the photon reflecting qualities of your genitalia
>16 year old Brazilian girl just messages me
>>51958556
What's the problem?
>tfw girls I started talking to when they were 16 recently turned 18 and I got nudes from them then.
Worth the wait.
>>51958588
I just don't feel like talking to underage girls but I also don't feel like talking to anyone new either.
We ded as fuck
>>51960780
ded af 2bh familia
>>51958588
No nudes are worth waiting for
>>51960780
>>51960792
These threads are always ded this time of year though
When I message Korean and Japanese girls how do I make it obvious I am not a weeaboo or koreaboo?
>>51949224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V661XPHPGts
>>51961431
never mention anime or Kpop/kdrama, and if you do make sure to make it look like you only have a small side interest in them.
Also ask questions about the country that make it seem like you don't already know much about it.
>>51962750
>tfw my qt starts sending out selfies of herself to me everyday
>tfw the last few days I notice what looks like hair growing on her upper lip
>tfw I'm too nice to point it out and ask about it
She looks like she's growing a mustache Tbh
>>51963707
Didn't mean to respond to you>>51962750
>>51963727
It's ok, I liked the (you).
Here, have a (you) too.
>>51963782
Thanks for the (you) Ausfriend hers another (you) again
>>51963842
>>51963782
Both of you can have a (you)
>>51963842
>>51963782
Im having a rough night friends. Can I get a few (you)'s?
Also, do you guys add each other on interpals or nah?
Damn! Dat tones of text in pastebin too hard for my retard English. How can I found somebody to practice my English skill and help to practice his Russian?
>>51963950
Are you the fag
>>51963920
Thanks here's a (you) for you too
>>51963921
And a (you) for you as well
>Also, do you guys add each other on interpals or nah?
I did when I had an account and talked to some of the guy's from the threads but not anymore since I deleted it awhile ago
>>51963921
Have a (you) fresh out of the oven
>>51963921
here's your (you) friend.
>Also, do you guys add each other on interpals or nah?
Nah
>>51963707
Where is she from, senpai?
>>51964046
Slovakia
>>51963950
I think there is a website for language exchange, it's called interpals.net or something like that, Artiom
>>51964105
must be the turk genes
Messaged lots of Asians none of them even read my messages. Fuck you weeaboos filling up their inbox with shitty messages about anime.
>>51964215
right back at you senpai
>>51964255
They probably can't read your messages
>>51964250
Lmao that or she's got gypsy blood in her
>>51964270
Then how do they right huge blocks of text on their profile? Do they get one of their beta orbiters to write it?
>>51964314
lots of practice, looking things up that are quickly forgotten, and mistakes
The only Asians that reply to me are Thai ladyboys. Not that there is a problem with that.
Cute asian girls keep messaging me. I don't even like asians.
>>51964888
>cute
>>51948902
Well, russians girl more conservative and patriarchal then other east europeans. You just have to keep this in mind.
>>51964901
Yeah. I'm too polite to ignore them though.
So where are your qts from lads?
Mine's from the Philippines.
>>51965122
Czech Republic
>Find a very cute girl
>She seems my type, age, same interests
>Check the main part of her profile
>It's asking for help with her german.
>>51965864
Russian?
Girl was replying to my messages then she reads my last message and just went offline. Well it was good while it lasted.
>>51964731
haha yeah I had a couple add me, I couldn't even tell from the pictures at first, thankfully they put a disclaimer in their profiles. But its made me paranoid that the other Thai qts I'm taking to are ladyboys unless they're 5ft and weight 90 pounds.
I want to marry a qt Chinese!
>>51968802
>Chinese
>qt
pick one
>>51968841
I'd pick both 2bh m8
>>51962692
It's been a long time I didn't hear this song.
>>51949224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrSKG3TS0uE
>>51968802
Why? You have the hottest qts in the planet right in your country. Why settle for chinks?
>>51969728
Chinks are cute! CUTE!
>>51969831
I don't see the advantages, but go for it, it probably won't be too hard. Chinese people like Russians quite a lot.
The way German women are is 9 times out of 10 they're not attractive at all but then that one girl will walk by and make up for all the others.
I want a German gf so hard, fugg
>>51965864
You're a native English speaker, everyone on interpals wants to talk to you.
>>51968000
>pounds
Go home seppo cunt.
>>51946379
>>51946763
>>51946924
>>51948523
How do I respond?
>>51970574
Listen here you chinky cunt. Suck on my big white benis or there will be consequences.
>>51970574
ask her if she wants to ally with you against the jews and russians
>tfw you will never try this hard to be a special snowflake/attention whore
/N4LL3
>>51971032
She updated her profile. She was saying how she planned to keep on getting more and more tattoos. It wasn't in the form of a list and her tone was less impersonal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qB9r24Vbv5
Here's the vocaroo I promised. This is for those who thought that I'm guy pretending to be a girl. And I swear this is the only and the last time I'll post a vocaroo here 2bh.
>>51971882
I don't care about that.
Tell us about your feet. Post a picture at least
>>51972046
But I already told you everything you need to know about my feet senpai.
>>51972251
I missed it. All I read was they're size 5 American
What are your toes like? Is one longer than the other? Do you have high arches? Do you moisturize them? Do you get pedicures? What color are your toenails painted?
Would you ever let a man suck on your toes or lick your soles?
These are all vital pieces of information that you need to answer for reasons.
>>51972408
Am I the only one for whom 4chan is bugging severely? (No flags, no pics, no threads)
>>51971882
qt voice desu :3
>>51972408
Anon pls. Are you autistic or do you just have a footfetish?
>>51972608
Not at all tbqh. My voice is the reason I don't want to post vocaroos.
>>51972584
Works on my machine.
>>51949472
she's probably independentist scum
to the trash it goes
>>51972671
I always thought my voice was horrible but every qt I speak to loves my voice. Feels bad having a high voice as a guy though.
>>51971882
i hop juu gan all sdob hading me now :---DDD
or if ju stil du den bls jas ignor me :DDD
also deily reminder dat finns are mongols
>>51950819
"That's a lie. Actually, mas267 tried to steal my credit card."
thanks swiss guy
>>51972671
Your voice is nice.
>>51972722
It gave me a cloud error of some kind and now it works again. Probably a bug on the server here.
>>51972784
Yeah, a guy having a high voice is usually a curse, but they can sound qt too. So if girls like it you have nothing to worry about.
>>51972883
Fugg you
>>51972992
spurdo pls go
>>51973118
You're just jealous because your irrelevant country doesn't have as cool maymays as Western Mongolian Khanate does.
Johno fuck are you doing in a /rus/ thread?
Is there any way to recover with a qt after you call her a gook butt slut during playful banter? She blocked me
>>51973553
If she can't handle the banter, not worth it.
>>51972883
>>51971882
So cute, I don't care if you're a boy or a girl I'd fuck your feminine finn mongol throat, more vocaroos blease :DDD
>>51973629
She had nice feet senpai
I thought it was going well...
We were playing this game where we send one part of our body to the other person a day. I was a bit late on posting my hand by a few hours and then she was play scolding me like "I can't believe you'd forget ;__;"
Then I asserted my dominance and pretty much told her I do what i want and that she's my gook butt slut. She's Indonesian btw
>>51973887
Hmm, than create a new account and send a big message saying that you were just excited to have a strong relationship with her that you got carried away.
>>51971882
t-thanks
I would even send a vocaroo back but my voice is gone lmao
>>51971882
Söpö desu
>>51971882
>And I swear this is the only and the last time I'll post a vocaroo here 2bh.
why exactly though?
reminder that this website has the lowest 10% women in the world
even outgoing fat nigresses are gentically superior to what you will find on interpals
>>51976050
Because people would think of it as attention whoring and I don't want them to hate me even more.
Russian girl randomly asks me what I think about Russia and Russian culture.
She is a bit of a qt too; I should probably just say I know nothing and that she has to tell me about it.
>>51976666
czeched
>>51972671
I like feet. Sue me
>>51976666
Nice quads. I always say Russia seems like a beautiful country but the West makes it look bad, they'll like you better desu.
>no views
>don't want to script
Wat do
>>51977039
Change photo, update profile.
>>51977039
Look for people you want to talk to and message them.
>/GuitarGuy19
>I love life, I love my country, my state, and I love Japanese culture and anime.
>Requests: no liberals
>Favorite Books: the Bible, the declaration of independence, the constitution and the Bill of rights, guitar magazines, and nascar magazines and history books.
>>51977188
it is what I do and it seems to work well
>>51977188
>>51977236
So many people have so little info to go off of tbqh. "Let me list twenty musicians I like and nothing else"
>>51977323
Ask a random question like "Hey, do you have a second to talk about black privilege?" or "Do you agree that newborn euthanasia should be a human right?"
>>51977039
Use my photos.
>>51977323
I never really ask based off the profile; I just ask random questions to try to start and go from there. The people that want to talk will be open to it but the people who only give one word answers I move on from.
>>51977597
are your photos special?
>>51977695
>>51977597
Slava?
>>51977759
No, no Slava.
>>51946310
Who's the Kazakh qtie in OP's pic?
>when a girl says she has more than 1 cat
Guaranteed nutter desu
>>51977695
Special as in the eufemism used "special people" special, yes.
>>51978044
cheeky fellow aren't you
>>51978044
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51976434
My voice is back, I can sing you a song of you want since I'm the one who asked for a vocaroo to proof that you're real
Pick a language, Finnish or English? Lmao
>>51978160
sing in finnish
>>51977644
What sort of random questions?
>>51978364
I wanted her to choose..
Note, I don't know any Finnish though, I only know an old Finnish folk song
http://mag.sapo.pt/showbiz/artigos/cantoras-pop-detidas-por-terem-sido-confundidas-com-prostitutas
Kpop singers detained at the airport for being mistaken by prostitutes kek.
>>51974245
Lel she messaged me back. Just said to not take things so far
/ls-90
Is this thirsty as fuck neckbeard one of us? His cringeworthy vagina worshipping comments are on the photos of almost ever female on this site. Fuck it's pathetic.
>someone messages me asking to teach them English
>Always capitalize English and keep their language in all lowercase letters
>tfw loving your qt but too afraid to tell her because I know she'd laugh at me and try to avoid this topic
Rejection feels bad, should I tell her anyway?
>>51981466
Yes, let her know
>>51981466
Go for it, you have nothing to lose, my Syrian friend
>>51981666
Okay, I will try my best
>>51981731
Do I give her Syrian rape babies when she rejects me?
>>51981466
Don't do it if you haven't met her
>>51981865
inshallah my friend, let her know there is no such thing as rejection in Islam.
>>51981466
Absolutely not. You should realize that love is an illusion that at the moment is corrupting your better judgement. Unless she absolutely also shows that she really likes you that way as well you should NOT be the first to tell her that. The chances are you'll just end up embarrassing yourself and feeding her ego.
>>51973651
turkey
yes :---DDD
>>51981865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ
>>51946310
Wasn't that canadian an anon?
>>51983434
its /sunbather and yes, so is the other /enaaa
>>51983468
Yah I remember her, I think she posted on my profile, she seemed nice.
>>51983389
I'll consider it again
I've been overwhelmed by some unexpected feels for a moment but I'm okay now
>>51983717
She doesn't go on interpals anymore. But you can find her on tinder :^)
>>51983986
Ok, now seriously. From experience, the only relations I had were when she "went first". If you want to know how she feels, just try to indicate you like her, because she might be going through the same as you, although do remember, girls are really not into LDRs.
>>51984152
I second giving hints. It can help tipping the balance in the right direction.
>>51983986
Not like I'm interested in having any kind of relationship with her :^)
>>51978160
I can't think of a song, b-but could you please record yourself saying "I love you anon"? ;_; In a qt voice
>>51984518
n-no
>>51985129
Say it for me baby
>>51985129
W-why not?
>tfw no edgy /N4LL3 gf
>>51985215
>>51985331
Why should I?
>>51985358
Why do Finns and nordics like to ruin their beautiful white skin with ink and holes? Triggers me desu
If you give a girl a compliment and she just says thank you. She is either autistic or not interested right?
An American walks into an English pub and orders a Budweiser:
Barman: Oh, you must be American.
American: You can tell from my order and accent, huh?
Barman: No, because you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen.
>>51985456
Because you'd be the first one that has ever said it to me.
>>51985528
It's not even that common here. But yes it's disgusting.
>>51985587
Either shy or not interested
>>51985456
Ach, ich glaube... ich... ich liebe... Dichtkunst! :^)
>>51985456
So I can put it on repeat as I fall asleep.
>>51985528
I blame it on the heavy metal tbqh lad
>>51985599
I would say it, but my microphone is not working properly at the moment.
Please don't stop posting/lurking, you're the thread's qt, and you deserve a confidence boost
>>51971882
post an audio recording of ur feet, qt
>>51985599
You can have a song sang in my gibberish sounding Finnish and have a good laugh at it
Isn't that more tempting?
>>51985734
That sounds a bit creepy, anon
>>51986134
Why won't you view my profile on IP so that I'd know who you are familia? I'm assuming you're the mean Dutch guy, am I wrong? ;_;
>>51986237
N-no.
>>51986324
I guess that's fine too senpai.
>>51986390
yes you're wrong. I mainly lurk and don't post that often. Nor use interpals a lot. But I kinda like the thread.
>talk with Eurasian qt about Turkic people
>she says there are no Turkic people in Turkey
>I say that there are Turks with Asian features
>butthurt ensues
Good evening lads!
How are we today?
>>51986459
Maybe I rather pm you, singing in a language I don't know is awkward af
On the other hand, you posted here too..
>>51986732
Come on, I'm sure other anons would like to hear it too.
>ask Korean qt to send pics
this thirst desu
>>51986237
>>51986732
It's just a song to a bunch of people all around the world you don't know, don't make a fuss about it.
>>51987242
Noice.
>>51987185
Okay, here you go
R8 my gibberish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KYhsl4HuOc
>>51987350
Yes but wouldn't you find that kind of stuff awkward? Anyway, for the heck of it, have fun
>>51987799
Not really. Cute song :3
this chick is blushing and laughing at literally every line i sent to her
she wants the d so fucking bad
>That new champagne emoji on skype
so good
Why is assange vocaroo's mascot tbqh?
>>51987799
Qt. I don't know how it's possible, but some parts you pronounced 10/10, and the other parts were 2/10 couldn't understand shit, kek.
How do you even know that song?
>>51987242
>Muziek
I bet some cool kids in Germany would write it like that, too.
>>51987799
You sing really well.
The lyrics, for those interested.
https://fi.wikisource.org/wiki/Tuoll_on_mun_kultani
>>51971882
marry me please
>>51971882
Can you be my gf pls? (no joke)
>>51988197
fuck off, you're being mean
That's what I get for posting a vocaroo -_-''
>>51986390
>Why won't you view my profile on IP
C-can I have the link?
We have another attention whore?
>>51988304
>>51988311
B-but I can't be everyone's gf. Also what about your Asian qts, Swiss anon?
>>51988323
I wasn't being mean ;_;
>>51988461
/helis0
>>51988577
you are.
And you're annoying everyone, please leave
>>51988656
A-alright then, sorry ;_;
>>51988197
Thanks, feels great to know that I didn't screw up completely. I bet the last verse was the one I pronounced the worst.
I know the German version of it from music class in highschool and I always liked the song. The thing is, the German lyrics I know can't be found anywhere on the interwebs and somehow I figured out that it's originally a Finnish song
This is not me >>51988323
We /DramaPals/ now
>>51988576
Don't mind me being here, I just owed her that because I wanted a vocaroo to see if she's really a girl
>>51988764
Can't we be /VocaPals/ and everyone just posts a vocaroo in their favourite autism for ultimate autism?
>>51988577
I'm attracted to plain looking girls but I won't message you because all 4chan girls are batshit crazy.
>>51988760
Can I have a link to the German lyrics?
>>51988577
>>51988891
I want to write to you but I'm afraid you'll never even read it and my heart sinks when I see a message that stays pink forever
>>51988760
You actually had a flawless Finnish accent on those parts where I could understand you, bretty good.
C-could you please sing either of these? They might be a bit too hard though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjDT6INKbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_AZbK7xYtg
>>51988888
That's some really neat numbers Guentsi
>>51988998
JUST
>>51988891
But I'm a totally mentally stable person senpai.
>>51988998
I'll always reply if someone from these threads messages me.
>>51989034
I will if you sing this in turn for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8eBpZmxN8Y
>>51989034
5/5 song choices senpai
>>51988577
I'd leave them for you.
>>51989241
P-pls, I can't even sing.
>>51989264
Thanks m8
>>51989317
I don't think it's that's easy to cure yellow fever senpai, you seem to have a very severe case of it.
>>51988577
>>51989317
Forget this guy. I can provide for you in ways that he never could. You'll never be rich with me, but you'll be loved and cared for until your butt sags and your eyes go cloudy.
>>51989454
What makes you think he'd need to get rid of yellow fever for a Finn?
>>51987799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorgJ0zivAA pls sing this and i will marry you
>>51988997
Well, the translation I know can't be found online, so here's the name of the translation that is actually on the internet
>Über den Berg
>>51989034
So, c-can I be a honorary Finn?
I might try the second song but I'd have to practice it before since the lyrics aren't easy. I'll probably do it in a few days and pm you then, 'cause I'm busy with exams.
The melody of the second song reminds me a bit of kalinka btw.
Will add them songs to my playlist/10
>>51989062
t-thanks best anon
>>51989241
Lmao, this music is bs
>>51989654
r u her?
Dafuq
