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>>51943919
乙
Very good job my boy
>mfw Americans got BTFO by a bunch of ill-equipped Vitamin people during the Vitamin war
>>51944060
>forcing memes
Well lads
are any japs still awake?
i need advice about a girl
Could someone tell me please if 勘定奉行 has some some sort of slang meaning? I found it in a manga that's not actually about Edo period financial officers and I am at loss
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to Nanking tomorrow
>>51944373
I'm not a Jap, but I'll give you advice.
Lay it on me, son.
anime
雨
>>51944490
well, she said she wants me to meet her parents, but their english isn't very good
i was hoping for a guide on "how to meet the parents" in japanese
>>51944523
Use respectful words, take your shoes off before going into the house proper, bring a small gift with you and casually bring up your degree/job in conversation.
>>51944594
nigga, i need to know what to say *in japanese*
like, am i supposed to use keigo?
>>51944796
Just speak English to them, they should understand it
>>51944796
occasionally shout: "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" to assert dominance and they will love you
>>51944796
I have no idea. Why don't they speak English? Don't they all live in America?
>>51944867
see
>>51944523
>their english isn't very good
>>51944915
i'm not an idiot you know
i know that you would never use おれ when being polite
>>51944796
omaera no musume wa ore no kuso-ookii chinchin ga daisuki
>>51944944
>Why don't they speak English?
beats me, man
japanese people in general are pretty terrible at english
her father works at a japanese company here
>>51944796
Just say "those bombs; it was just a bit of banter ... anyway, it's nothing compared to the savage fucking I regularly do to your daughter. ha ha ha"
Do this and they'll love you forever.
>>51944432
pls respond
>>51945018
nice, but i think i'll add desu at the end to make it more polite
lol i told u guise i was hardcorez
i want to make mongrel halfbreeds with a nip
>>51945245
>i want to make mongrel halfbreeds
Typical anglo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwITAGUNjM
>>51945245
pls don't
>>51945103
Maybe this software? http://www.obc.co.jp/click/bugyo-i/kanjo/
>>51943919
お疲れ様でした
>>51945245
God damn why are hafus such sluts? They go into the sex industry like it's normal for them.
>>51945366
I don't think so, it's girls talking about eachother's boyfriends
>>51945316
>Typical anglo.
Are you not white or an Anglo then?
>>51945499
What? Of course I am. Post more Japanese qts.
>>51945477
My best guess is that it means something like "pervert" or something, but I really have no idea
>>51945477
Maybe they are complaining that he is cheap (like an accountant)?
>>51944986
>>51945117
kek'd
I think you shouldn't worry too much, just like you don't expect them to speak english, they can't expect you to bow the right way, or use the right words
>>51945564
Why did you post that video?
>>51945633
We were talking about making mongrel halfbreeds and it seemed appropriate, I guess.
>>51945572
>>51945603
6:37 AM Japan time. No one awake to answer lmao.
>>51945323
winners get to make the rules, hans.
or should that be mehmet?
I didn't realize until today that Japan had such close relations with Brazil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Brazilians
It seems like something of an unlikely partnership.
>>51945673
Maybe some of you more experienced guys could tell, I only know enough Japanese to read through manga at like 3 pages in a hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=192nSuo_FMM
Running: The movie
>>51945801
How about you post the entire page so we can get some context? Or maybe one or two previous pages too.
>>51945909
Cloverfield
>>51945949
I don't think it would be that helpful, the context is literally that, girls talking about their boyfriends
>>51945662
her feet are cute
>>51946054
勘定奉行
Commisioner of finance
GAMERA>>>>>GODZILLA
https://youtu.be/fjdp36mPh_8
>>51946054
Oh, sorry. I thought you were asking about the word.
As for slang meaning, I don't know.
>>51946355
Maybe it's a word for dick. Like
"Suck my commisioner of finance baby"
>>51946054
No, wait I got it now. I was reading the sentence wrong。They are asking about boyfriends and complaining one of them is not telling them. So I guess it could rather mean someone who is very stingy, in this case about information
>>51946304
But Godzilla has Anno on his side
'japanese' and 'japs' are too long, so plz call us 'jpz' or 'jpnz'. We love 'z' Dragonball Z 乙
and ITT 'americans' is also too long
>>51946597
We don't give a shit how we're called
>>51946431
There's a reason someone told you to post the whole page
>>51946597
instead of commenting pointless autistic shit, why don't you translate what this poor dude>>51945477 asked you to? everyone's curious
>>51946597
Would you like to know about something else that was too long?
>>51946764
I'd much rather hear something about your dick
>>51946597
Please use my full name and proper honorific. カナダ人さんといいます
>>51946597
z = dansband
not gonna happen
>>51945477
勘定奉行 means a person who does accounting things.
I guess someone in the manga cares about money too much, so another one makes fun of him/her like "You are like a accounting person!"
>>51946812
It's 7 inches long; very thick with big throbbing veins.
I wonder what the Yasakuni toilet bomber used to trigger the detonation...
>>51946597
>'americans' is also too long
just call them burgerz or brgz
I'm always hungry
>>51945603
>>51946875
haha, sempai agrees with me. I claim victory.
>>51946980
wtf is that? It looks vile
>>51947018
It's food for dogs
>>51946860
>using an honorific on yourself
silly gaijin
>>51946966
Just call them fat
>>51947018
돼지고기 김치찜
>>51947057
but with caps FAT
>>51947153
Do you honestly think I can read that?
>>51947153
stop writing chinese, go somewhere else
>>51947232
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
>>51947057
I'm always hungry
>>51947207
Gedämpftes Schweinefleisch und Kimchi
>>51947284
Is this a real Japanese dish or is it supposed to look absurd?
>>51947317
Ah danke, das klingt nichtmal schlimm, ich glaub dass es nur aufm Bild etwas unvorteilhaft wirkt. Isses gut?
>>51947317
krauts, do your fingers not get tired from hitting the shift key all the time?
or maybe it's in a different position on your keyboards
>>51947259
IT'S A PRANK BRO
>>51947397
those little tentacles look gross, but they are actually tasty as fuck, love 'em
>>51947284
Jiro style ramen?
>>51947424
We have a set of pedals, it's used for Umlauts as well
>>51947397
you've seriously never had bean sprouts before?
oppai gangnam style xD
>>51947438
>tentacles
bean sprouts??
>>51947397
That's a brid's nest dudebro
>>51947398
Jedes koreanische Essen ist gut uezs
>>51947424
no
>>51947663
>Jedes koreanische Essen ist gut uezs
Ich kann mir vorstellen was du am liebsten schleckst uezs
>>51947526
I have. But not quail eggs in it.
I'm always horny
>>51947554
lol, breasts
>>51947593
yeah, tentacles
>>51947742
be a man
do the right thing
>>51947886
Genau das!
How many dude in this thread want to be a cute loli girl?
>>51948131
me
>>51947783
me too
some day my korean gf will hopefully kick and punch me
pls
>>51948131
As long as I can keep my penis
korean gf in NG words list
>>51948311
loli + penis = ???
I want to dive into computer display.
Push me up against the wall
Young Seoul girl in a push-up bra
Fallin' all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause
foreighners ← creater this word is baka, long and difficcullt
gaijin is so cute
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...
>>51948414
>loli + penis = ???
>>51948195
you keep talking about korean gf (assuming you're the same guy, which is likely) are you really that into korean stuff? how do you feel about this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctz8ih8LPsw
>>51948613
He looks like Nobita...
>>51948613
I don't watch mukbang vids
It's boring and I'd rather watch cooking shows (there's a cool gay chef in korea)
Most guys that watch it are creepy outcasts that want to see plastic girls put food in their mouth so they either don't feel lonely while eating or can masturbate
>>51948516
I kinda wish you're an actual autist and not just a bored Bernd 'trolling'
>>51948701
I often see Korean men wearing Nobita glasses. They believe it's considered cool but it's not at all for me.
>>51948783
I'm not autistic or trolling
I just post things I would never say in real life
>>51948804
Maybe it's something like hipster glasses. I don't know much about Koreans, so I can't judge it but when I saw the video, I was honestly waiting for Doraemon to pop up an make it interesting.
>>51948608
Your pic opens my hidden desire.
>>51948890
I enjoy your posts
>>51948898
soon...
>>51948890
>I'm not autistic
>>51948804
even girls wear them now
>>51948923
they're just my thoughts
I have to share them with other people but I can't tell the people I know I'm obsessed with getting a korean gf
>>51949086
Why don't you actually make a thread about it, so you can share your thoughts with people who actually care about Korea?
>>51949160
no one will answer if he makes a thread, he should just post those thoughts on korean threads that actually exist (assuming they exist, never checked)
>>51949225
I guess there are too few people, who're interessted in Korea, for a /general/. I think most Koreaboos are on /mu/
おはよ
Why does he post on Korean website but post in Japanese thread?
>>51949291
those koreaboos are plastic kpop loving americans
I hate them
Luckily most kpop fans are girls but the guys that like it are even worse than anime fans
korean style
we are living in futere 12m/11d/8:00
>>51949398
bored I guess
>>51949399
>even worse than anime fans
ouch
japan you are kawaii
>>51949544
Thanks
>>51949433
It looks really bad
I think monks wear them
>>51949626
>瑞典人
>>51949291
I see
>>51949355
よう。
>>51949658
スウェーデンが好きだから
実は日本人ですよ
>>51949398
what do you mean?
I post both on korean websites and here but the people here speak better english
>>51949544
me is middle aged smelly ossan with long hairs from nipples. Do you accept me?
>>51949831
yes nippon-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
>>51949773
>実は日本人ですよ
信じられねぇ
騙せるな
>>51949814
but almost no koreans in this thread.
>>51949904
本当だよ!
>>51949939
99% of the koreans here are american english teachers anyway
I don't want to talk to koreans on 4chan
I want to share my thoughts with you, my friends
>>51949904
>google translate failed
>understood it when listening to it because anime
>>51949975
スウェーデンに住むには、日本人が寒さに弱すぎてどうせ凍え死ぬほかならない
>>51949853
What makes you to like Japanese things? Anime?
>>51950154
your posts are cute
>>51950062
gooble gobble we accept you
>>51950180
>Mistakes are cute
>>51950180
That's because of our poor English skill. When we speak Japanese, we aren't cure at all.
>>51950208
D-U-M-B
everyone's accusing me
>>51949853
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
That's a criminally underrated film tbqh. Really weird though.
>>51950337
so that's where the ramones got the lyrics for pinhead from
Google translate from German to English works very well, but it doesn't work between Japanese and English (or any western languages). This means you westerners can read websites written in other western languages. I envy this.
>>51950273
keep speaking english nippon-chan :3
even japanese passed through google translate is cute
but really it's also the cultural clashing which is fun
梅干し食べてスッパマン
おはよう!今日は雨だ
Deutsche Brüs, which of these Weihnachtsmarkt food items look least authentic?
https://tokyochristmas.net/shop/food/
>>51950261
But they are cute. Neoteny is an inherently cute trait.
>>51950464
wtf
goulash with sausage?
>>51950424
looks like so, according to urbandictionary
>>51950427
not at all, google translate is mostly shit unless miracles happen
>>51950459
よう
>>51950541
Then me think I will speaking Engrish as well
>>51950464
The beer desu. you only drink warm stuff since it's cold as fuck
The currywurst is somehow weird as well, it looks like ketchup and curry powder
There is no sausage in gulasch as well
>>51950541
皆さん、猫を食べることがあるんですか?
九十九里浜
Pacific Ocean is the best in the world.
>>51950459
おはよう
ああだりいいい
AAAAM DULLLLLLLL
>>51950541
> Neoteny
It's not only for Japanese, but also for any other Asians.
Do you think Indians are cute?
>>51950659
only ur mums lmao
>>51950427
I wouldn't say it works "very well", but it's usually understandable. It's really good for Danish/Swedish/Norwegian articles though, since the sentence structure is almost exactly the same as English 95% of the time. The German language is similar to English, but the words are often in different places in the sentence, so it confuses Google Translate.
>>51950736
>>51950659
ねぇよ
>>51950736
underrated post
>>51950659
それ、中国でしょう
>>51950602
It doesn't work for you m8, since you're both a native speaker and not a cute girl.
>>51950684
They will must die if next earthquakes occur
こいつら絶対つぎの地震で死ぬわ
>>51950816
I no is native.
You no know me, so I maybe girl.
I is cute?
>>51950815
この頃スイスでも猫が食べられた
I guess gulasch is the worst...
>>51950619
Maybe the beer is not cold?
>>51950815
宇宙から来ましたぞっ!
>>51950816
I'm not caring what you think, I am knowing fully well that I am a cute.
>>51950905
>Maybe the beer is not cold?
>>51950733
>Do you think Indians are cute?
Nah. I live in a part of London where there are many Indians, so it's hard for me to find them cute. Unless they're qts, of course.
>>51950905
HK no
>>51950879
はぁ?マジか?聞いたことないんですけど。
why is mango read right to left if japanese is read left to right???????????
>>51950870
You've layered the act on too thick. And you're not supposed to talk like a caveman.
Me smash you with rock.
>>51951068
Japanese is read from right to left if its written vertically
>>51951012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat
実だ
ヨーロッパについての段落を呼んでみてください
Monosugoi ame desu ne
Taihen desu ne
金髪フィーバー
紅白にラブライブ出るんだね、凄いね、うん・・・。
>>51951135
俺は金玉フィーバー
>>51951094
believe it or not, that's basically how brazilians speak... kinda... i think? yeah, i might have exagerated a bit.
but didn't I sound like a cute cavewoman?
>>51951123
へぇ、全く知らなかった。
>>51951124
so desu ne
>>51950659
てめえの母国心筋梗塞料理よかはましな味がするんじゃね
>>51951123
うげええええぇぇ
I have to go to bed
I saw the best looking girl ever (pic very related)
I can't even think about what would happen to me if I never meet my gf
I would be very sad
DON'T YOU JUST WISHED YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND SOMETIMES?
>>51951336
no but if I did I know japan would take me
>>51951318
Oyasuminasai doitsu-kun. Let your dreams carry you far away from this plane of suffering, if only for a little while.
>>51951318
tsubasa >>> all
>Staying up past midnight reading dank /int/ memes when you have work in the morning
>>51951414
nooo
she looks very fake and plastic
my gf will be a real korean not an american style plastic bitch
いらん
>>51951482
>Having standards at this point
>>51951518
>>51951262
いらん!
>>51951545
If you had dropped yours we'd be snuggleing right now
>>51951230
>believe it or not, that's basically how brazilians speak
They should probably brush up on those English lessons then desu.
>>51951597
>>51951628
>They should probably brush up on those English lessons then desu.
As should the Japanese.
>>51951482
はァァァァ?!?!何言ってんのかこのカス野郎
ぶっ殺されたいのか?!?!?はァァァァ?!?!
つばさーちゃんはお前のくそチョンよりずっとマシじゃねえか
>>51951681
No!! japan needs to say cute
クルーシオ
今日の給食はいったいなにが出るかなぁ~
みなの一番好きな給食は何?
>>51951763
中は俺です
>>51950824 Tsunami is doubled on the ria coast.
Do you laugh at an earthquake?
Where do you live?
>>51951700
lel
a japanese plastic model stands no chance against my real korean girl
>>51951701
>Japan should remain incapable of properly speaking a language every other country manages to learn without much difficulty because I think the women look cute.
Let me rephrase that
>I want my women to be useless cunts like me.
>>51951859
Why don't you like German girls?
>>51951884
Because they don't like him
>>51950464
>グリュワイン
>600円+デポジット
What the fuck
>>51951819
iam thinking why kyuusyoku is not in high schools, idont have the answer
なぜ高校には給食が無いのか考えているが、答えが出ない
>>51951863
>properly speaking a language every other country manages to learn without much difficulty
>>51951819
今大学にいるの?
僕にとってパンケーキとコーヒーだけがいいと思うよ
>>51951884
I like them but I would never date them
They can't speak korean and hit me
>>51951901
lel. actually I got asked out by 3 different girls this year
because I'm obsessed with korean girls I had to say no
>>51951939
I don't think comparing latin-based language speakers to japs is fair in this context
>>51950943
>ホットボトルビール
He's right. WTFFF
>>51951859
頭悪いな、貴様。
つばさは俺の理想的な女だ。
天使見たいなもんだ。plastic modelって言うのは、つまり完璧だからでしょう?
おめえの女より、つばさの方が可愛い。これ事実だ。個人的な意見じゃあね。
受け入れろ、事実を。
>>51951930
no stop
she doesn't deserve that
Tone-gawa river made the Kanto Plain.
The Kanto Plain is the birthplace of Bushi.
There is world's large urban area in the Kanto Plain.
This river is called "坂東太郎(bando-taro)".
>>51951996
this desu
Us Germanics have a way harder time
>>51951996
that's from monobeno, right? did you read it?
>>51951996
People from China and Korea are demonstrably better speakers than the Japanese.
>>51952056
I don't speak Japanese but if you like her then it's your opinion
you can have her
>>51952136
It's just a smug anime face I saved
VNs are for losers
>>51952188
Commie education >:)
こんばんは
>>51950459
梅干し茶漬けが最高に美味いです。
>>51952217
>Commie education
This coming from a Swede.
I'm not a Commie or a lefty.
>>51952166
kek
>>51952196
just messing with you
>>51952217
>VNs are for losers
too dumb to be able to read for a long period of time, right? i feel for you, your life must be hard.
Do any of you translate stuff? If so is there any software you can recommend for managing projects?
>>51952166
why
are you jealous of her beauty
>>51952217
>VNs are for losers
>is on 4chan
>>51952188
Japanese is a much more complicated language than either Korean or Chinese, so most of their brain power is focused on learning and remembering how to speak Japanese, with little leftover for English.
>>51952188
they want to leave mother cunts to America.
we dont need speak english but do need translate academic papers
>>51952349
Who is this woman?
>>51952374
>nevergottenlaidtugal
>>51952519
>implying sticking a dick in a vagina is as good as people make it sound while gloryfing it
wew lad
In the news today, experiments have been performed on traditional Chinese medicine available in Australia. At least 90% of it is unfit for human consumption. It contains arsenic, dog DNA, cat DNA, snow leopard DNA, strychnine etc.
Does Japan still use 'traditional Japanese' medicine?
>>51950684
Japan and Australia control the Pacific Ocean together.
Best friends forever.
>>51952383
Really? Is this really an excuse?
There is a multitude of English speakers, who are not only able to learn Japanese, but can learn other languages better than the Japanese can learn English.
>most of their brain power is focused on learning and remembering how to speak Japanese, with little leftover for English.
You're basically saying they are dumb as fuck.
こんちはっす
>>51952581
>sourgrapestugal
>>51952455
my future girlfriend
