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first for me
Life is shit.
lunch
2 for my penis
>tfw 4 inch penis
>>51921918
stop posting maki
SMELLY DISGUSTING JAP must BE KILLED in LARGE AMOUNTS.
JAPS KILL WHALE AND HUMAN. ONLY THING DISGUSTING TRAITOR JAP LOVE MORE THAN KILLING HUMAN IS KILLING THEMSELVES.
WE MUST ERADICATE JAP FROM THIS WORLD.
talk about penis again
is that the japanese andy warhol?
>>51921814
おつ
>>51921940
Why does everyone hate maki so much on here
>>51921988
because sushi>maki
New thread!
New thread!
New thread!
>>51921988
She's ugly.
>>51921918
How old are you?
I'm 20 and stopped caring about my height and penis size when I was 16
You should grow up you loser
You will never get a gf like that
>>51921918
Look, just become Maki Trap #2. Everyone will be happy that way.
>rains
>character gets one drop of water on them
>OH NO YOU'LL CATCH A COLD
>character gets a col
>almost dies
>has to be hospitalized for 2 years
why does this always happen in animu
Pussy edition.
腹減ったなあ
今日何食った?
>>51922079
ハンバーグとから揚げ定食
>>51922023
We really use this frog as a mascot of 4chan instead of ugly Pepe
>>51922026
I've already had sex with 47 girls. I can get laid but im getting laughed at by people in real life about it. Its driving me insane.
>>51922024
Nozomi is mommy issues the character. She looks like a chain smoker.
>>51922040
Its too late or else I would have when I was fifteen. Now im just a muscular man
>>51922089
タコせんだ!
あなたの船にあかりちゃんを衝突させてあげるの?
27th for my penis
チョンチャンハン
>>51922128
なんの雑誌のスキャンだw
>>51921804
I am simply trying to make a point. I am not saying my penis is small.
However I have researched about what pleasures women the most; so far it has yielded great results.There are serveral positions that stimulate the G spot, even if your penis is small you stimulate her G spot directly.
a quote from the girl with whom I last had sex with:
>"Oh omg you fuck so well more please, more"
Afterwards she started sucking my dick, I didn't even need to request it
>>51921814
Young Tamo-san?
>>51922116
>I've already had sex with 47 girls.
lel
>>51922079
>>51921918
Erected or not?
>>51922157
なんかずっとこの写真のせてる奴いるけど何?
>>51921814
おちゅでちゅ
日本の炬燵は、天国です。
tfw no Kotatsu
>>51922107
>The F. is a guy
Why do you have to ruin my fantasies?
Meanwhile I have no chance of using my penis to beat up
>>51922242
I'm maybe a flat loli
>>51922202
お前情弱?
それともただのアスペ?
>>51922023
This is way better than pepe.
>tfw you had never seen frogs riding a snake and a lizard like if they were horses before
>>51922116
47 unsatisfied women. No wonder you get laughed at.
>>51922023
I really really like this image.
To buy an Old Master european painting costs 10s of millions.
How much to buy an antique Japanese painting? I have a spare $60.
>>51922202
名前が面白いと思ってるんじゃね?
まあ一度見れば飽きるよね、ほとんどレスついてない時点で察すればいいのにな
>>51922128
そういや、前回のゆるゆりは、炬燵回だったな。
ちゃんと見れたかい?
>>51922242
The F. is just a flat.
>>51922107
Why do you collect the men's nipples?
>>51922180
なんだこれ???
>>51922343
Hint: gay
>>51922260
>>51922326
His finger doesn't look very feminine.
>>51922260
どれ?
>>51922343
Why aren't you interested in men's nipples?
>>51922370
I see. Well, it's the answer.
>>51922386
左から三番目
>>51922386
>ビン
>>51922386
FOOOOOOOO!
VIVA LOLI!!!!
>>51921735
>tfw average length but above average girth
Men's nipple are topological homeomorphic with women's one
No problem
>>51922202
>「強迫性障害(OCD)」は、自分でも馬鹿げていると思うような行為を、しつこく繰り返してしまうという病気です。
>>51922266
えっ何が
>>51922484
うわ
自覚ないみたいだな。
これ本物だわ。
>>51922542
説明してくれ
>>51922333
I want some of that.
>>51922323
見たよ、面白い話だった、あかり一番最高
>>51922383
Why the heck do you bully me.
Looks soooooo good.
>>51922367
「ペリメニ」というロシア料理のワンダーだよ。安い
>>51922566
ポルトガル語字幕で見るの?
>>51922554
説明が必要な時点で(察し)
>>51922023
Can anybody tell me what's that hat the frog with a fan and a leaf standing on the snake's head wearing?
>>51922584
お湯でこれを煮るのかい?
そのまま食べるの?
>>51922599
ちょっとよく意味が…情弱とかアスペとかなんでそういう話になるのか
>>51922649
Have a nice gay sex.
>>51922643
最近この写真の韓国人の男が靖国放火の疑いで逮捕されたんだってさ
名前が面白くてネタにされてるんだと
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-arrested-after-having-sex-6978733
im so jelly
if i had this fuckable aunt
i could have lost my virginity without nerve
>>51922649
Kek I had a few underwear like that I throwed away
>>51922594
字幕なし、私は日本語を勉強したいでしょう?だからアニメを字幕なしで見てみる。
もちろん、会話の百パーセントが分からないけど、5十とか6十パーセントくらいが分かる…もっと頑張らなきゃ私。
>>51922643
意味が理解できてない時点でお前はアスペなんだよ
haetaか?お前。
>>51922617
I'm sorry but I don't know what it is.
>>51922577
Doesn't look oishii mate.
Japanese food in general looks shit, unless it's sashimi or sukiyaki.
>>51922707
半分くらいわかるのかすごいじゃん!
>>51922707
アラビア数字と漢数字を混ぜないでぇえ
50とか60とかで大丈夫
五十とか六十は普段は縦書きの時にしか使わないよ
Who is your recommended fap material?
Either 2D or 3D is fine.
>>51922767
三重のBBAの英語女子か?
>>51922689
>>51922709
ニュース自体は知ってるの
なんでしつこくしつこく新スレがたつ度に画像はってんのかって言ってんの
むしろそれをただニュース知らない情弱と思うとかどっちがアスペだよ
>>51922769
Bruce Forsyth
>>51922767
あっ、そうですか?
申し訳ありませんでした
>>51922723
That's why you don't know how delicious it is.
I hope you love it when you come Japan and eat something Japanese food.
>>51922809
??
意味不明
それでお前がアスペじゃないという証明をしたと思ってるのか?
>>51922809
さあ?ネトウヨだからじゃね?
>>51922803
初めて聞いたけど誰それ
ここにいつもいるコテじゃないよね?
>>51922304
It's 鳥獣戯画, that is the first comics.
Most of Ukiyoe-arts are pornbooks like Dojinshi, sub-culture, in the 18th century. Japan had the mass culture in those day , which developed most in the world. In the Edo city, the literacy rate of the man was 90%.
Do you think that?
have a good wank
はーあまーた見えないレスが増える時間帯になったなあ
気づいてる人は薄々気づいてんだよな、こいつ自演で荒らしてるの
>>51922857
Naw man that's a new high.
>tfw she would still dump me for Chad
>>51922625
お湯で。 蒸けるとまずくなる。 碌に煮ないと胃の痛み
>>51922886
新参乙
半年ROMってな。
ROMの意味は流石にわかるよな?
>>51922913
You use chopsticks very well!
104th for my vagina
>>51922934
ちょっと調べたけどおいしそうだね
これで安いとか最高だな
>>51922920
trollはお前、三重のhaetaだ。
糞壺に帰りな。
>>51922880
他のレスくれた二人は意味がわかってるじゃん
情弱とか言ってんの一人しかいないし
画像のニュース自体について聞いてるんじゃねえんだよ
誰も反応してくれない、ニュースについて語るわけでもなく名前を繰り返すだけ、そもそも/int/内にこの事件のスレがすでにたってる、なのに馬鹿みたいにここで画像貼り続ける意味はなんだって言ってんだよ
>>51922913
too much wasabi
ミイラ取り気取りがいつの間にかミイラになってるのを見た時の顔
>>51922566
あかり…?
あー、あの三期から登場した新キャラか
>>51922715
Could it be this?
>>51922913
all saumon
>>51923076
必死だなお前
それほどまであの韓国人をかばう理由は?
あっ(察し)
>>51922304
Most ukiyoe prints are not sold in the market and are in the museum.
The museum of Boston has 50,000 pieces of ukiyoe prints.
The picture was drawn by Kawanabe Kyōsai, and he drew a lot of interesting pictures.
>>51923122
Nope, it is different one I think.
>>51923155
釣りはその位にしとけよ
ほかに奴らが書き込みにくいだろ
When is your fap day from Monday to Sunday?
>>51923256
まあテロリストはテロリストだから
>>51923225
I hit an idea but is it an eboshi(烏帽子)?
>>51922981
インフレだからちょっと高くなった。 これから、緊縮しなければならない
食べ物でも
>>51923256
どうした?
急に第三者のふりか?
そういえばパンツ屋の得意技だよなあそれ
The anchor got a mistake.
>>51923122 is for >>51923314
もうだめ…
>>51923314 は まゆゆ宛てです!
>>51923155
触っちゃいけない奴だった
流石にビョーキだわ
>>51922266
>>51922484
>>51922542
>>51922554
>>51922599
>>51922643
>>51922689
>>51922709
>>51922809
>>51922880
>>51922885
Let's bet ネトウヨ VS 在日チョンコ絶賛火病中
>>51923314
Thanks, mate
>>51923262
Monday to Sunday
>>51923403
あ、まゆゆ発見!
>>51923399
病気はどっちなんですかねぇ…
そもそも病気を漢字でかけない時点で(察し)
>>51923405
As expected from Germany-senpai.
guys, what is your favorite board? (except /int/)
>>51923578
/sp/
>>51923578
/U/ yuri
>>51923486
ん?ガイジンさんかな?
>>51923640
ガイジはお前。
よくわかってんじゃん。
pic related
what do you call this in English?
mandarin orange? mikan?
誰かおしえて
>>51923599
>>51923610
>>51923656
普段見ないけど面白そうだね
>>51923578
/vp/
>>51923578
Used to be /x/, but it's really slow and shit now. Probably /r9k/ or /v/.
>>51923559
only 2 more years
I hope you don't have to masturbate and have a Japanese girlfriend, John
>>51923578
/mu/
ゲエップ
>>51923578
Used to be /hr/ and /t/, now none.
>>51923756
きったねえ食い方wwwwwwww
>>51923578
/gif/
>>51923578
/b/
/sp/ 1
/u/ 1
/mu/ 2
/vp/ 1
/x/ 1
/r9k/ 1
/v/ 1
/hr/ 1
/t/ 1
/gif/ 1
みんな結構バラバラだなー
>>51923756
Looks easy to cook
>>51923756
箸突き刺さっとるやないか!
>>51923781
なにが? 卵か? 胃に入れば同じだろ
まあ食器は二日に一回米炊く時にしか洗ってない
>>51923833
レトルトの袋と卵の殻割るだけだからな
>>51923928
ちょっと引くわ…
trollのあいつ逃げたか。
他愛のないやつだった。
>>51923928
私の殻を割るほしい
Say you are sorry for Nanking.
さすがタカヒロ
158th for Vitamin War
>>51906371
>>51924375
158th for 157th's penis.
>>51923705
>mandarin orange? mikan?
I think so
>>51924092
I will 731 your Spurdo dick.
>>51924456
あー
お前なんか
本物のオランダ人だ。元気か?俺、風邪をひいた。
![1412809118073[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBvTBPh.jpg "1412809118073[1].jpg")
>>51924517
ここはとてもつまらない
やめよう?
Interesting link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobuo_Okishio
>>51923207
>>51922894
Both very good posts. I will read and look them up when I wake up tomorrow.
>>51924727
日本語で君の国の呼ぶ方法はポルトガル語から元々です。
>>51924886
So where are you from?
>>51924886
この場所出る。
>>51924470
thanks ^-^
>>51924727
お大事に
私はとても元気です
Takahiro happens to be the only Japanese poster who can use modal verbs properly lol
>>51924936
マジかポルトガルすげえ
>>51924977
ありがたい。
>>51924886
>>51925000
ARR PROXIES
>>51925000
But they're not that hard? I bully people when they do it wrong though.
"Can you get me a glass of water honey?"
"I dunno, CAN I get you a glass of water? Is that within my skillset?"
Why do japanese try so hard when their economy is failing?
>>51923756
1. boil a retort pouch
2. serve rice in a bowl
3. put hamburg steak and a raw egg on rice
then, why you put humburg steak on rice. I can't understand at all
>>51924727
アーミン・ヴァン・ビューレンによろしく
>>51925149
Using can to make a request is acceptable nowadays though. It's taught to English learners that way anyway because usage turns out to be more important than prescriptive grammar rules. But can is easy. It's could, would, and might that really trip up natives of languages without modals like Japanese
If there's a foreigner with a Japanese flag in this thread, be honest and raise you hand.
No worries, we won't be mad at you.
>>51925276
Why are the Japanese so concerned about this all the time?
>>51925314
foreigners are concerned about that all the time too
they often ask us the same thing
2回イギリス人認定されたことがある
何故かはわからない
>>51925613
良かったな、モテるぞ
>>51925545
I've never seen American flags argue for entire threads about who is an American and who is a foreigner/proxy the way the Japanese do. I've also never seen American flags call each other foreigners for not understanding something/having a different opinion/to hurt their feelings the way Japanese flags do
If there is a penis in this thread, be lewd and raise it.
No worries, we won't be mad at you
>>51925637
掲示板での話だから……
>>51925644
You always say I'm Korean
But I'm GERMAN
>>51925644
I'm talikng about this thread
what are you talking about?
I've been told I was Japanese on /int/ before and it was correct.
>>51925697
オーラがイギリス人なのかもしれないだろ!
5日に一回ぐらい海外旗が英語で「ここ本物の日本人いないだろう」って言ってる人見るんだが
なんで日本旗が同じこと聞いたらこんなごちゃごちゃ言われないといけないんだ?
聞いたのおれじゃないけど
>>51925716
Yeah so am I. Do you see a different thread than I do? Do you see any flag other than Japanese flags using the word foreigner as an insult? Or any flag other than Japanese flags concerned with revealing some other posters true nationality?
>>51925656
But all of us are cute girls, right?
>>51925231
Nipponjins like Armin van Buuren? Nice.
>>51922913
そのpic見たら、猛烈に鱒の寿司が食べたくなったよ
>>51925806
The reason people say that there are no Japanese people on here is cause you all constantly accuse each other of being proxies and foreigners! Lol
They see that and start to think there must not be real Japanese people on here. You couldn't make that connection?
>>51925771
そうなのか………
お前のオーラは何人なの?
>>51925656
このスレで幼女ばかりがいるけど
>>51925816
>>51925933
that's why we want to see penis
>>51925843
I don't know but I like him at least
Thank you dance music nation, Netherlands
>>51925813
なんだ日本語でいけるんだ
誰が侮辱するニュアンスで質問してるんだよ
被害妄想も大概にしろよ
こっちはここだけでなく他スレに行くたびにいっつもproxyだのウェアブーだの言われてんだよ
自分がちょっと言われた時だけごしゃごしゃぬかしてんじゃねえよ
ほんっとめんどくせー在日外人だな
俺もイギリス人認定されるくらい英語がじょうずになりたい
>>51925871
じゃ他スレですら言われまくるのは何なの?
いい加減なことばっかり言ってんじゃねえぞアホが
>>51925962
lol
I get it ( 〃▽〃)
>>51926003
That's another thing. Japanese people like to accuse people of having a victim complex when something about their behavior is pointed out to them. It takes some real mental acrobatics to make that work so congratulations. But obviously it's just projection right? All I did was ask why Japanese people are concerned with people's true nationalities on an image board which is anonymous anyway. And you decided that you were being victimized and lashed out. I don't understand. But you know it's true that the Japanese here are ultra concerned with being Japanese. You all will snatch someone's Japanese nationality away the instant they say something you disagree with. Your go to line is "you're not Japanese are you?"
>>51926006
もしかしたらアメリカ人認定されるかもな
>>51926075
Can you have a discussion without insulting me for no reason? I'm still not sure why you're so angry. I haven't tried to insult you. I just made an accurate generalization about the way Japanese posters behave on this board. You're all being very dramatic
俺こそ日本人だ
そうだろ
>>51926169
で、日本人じゃないのがバレたらあんたなんか不利益があんの?
普通にしてれば何か言われるわけでもないし、IDが出るわけでもないし、コテつけてるわけでもないし
逆にそこまで隠したい理由はなんなの?自分が日本人じゃないってバレたらまずいの?なりすましたいの?
はっきりいってこのやりとりでわかるけど、あんたが「お前日本人じゃないだろ」って批判的に言われた経験があるとしたら、そのウザさが原因だわ
>>51926251
質問したのとは別人だからその人に聞いて
ちょっと何かあったら侮辱されたーって騒ぐようなクソとは話できませんわ
こっちは誰にでも平等に侮辱的なだけなのに
>>51926169
the width of your balloon sort of ticks me off.
>>51926193
それでもうれしいけど!
My English is full of Engrishness desu.
>>51926280
Nothing is バレたbecause in not trying to hide anything. It doesn't bother me, in fact, if you accuse me of not being Japanese cause obviously I'm not. All I did was point something out. But the fact that you suggest anyone who isn't Japanese and doesn't want to be accused of being not Japanese should put on a trip is pretty telling. Obviously it means that I'm correct.
親愛なる日本人の皆様へ
海外旗が「お前ら日本人じゃないだろ」と聞くのはいくらでも許されるけど、日本人が同じことを聞くと、なんか差別かイジメになるそうです
気を付けましょうね
あほくさーwww死ねよ
>>51926388
Your Engrish is cute as fuck desu.
ちくま新書
>>51926419
But that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is the hundred post long argument that ended in you all accusing each other of being foreigners in this very thread. If you don't believe me just scroll up
I have a boner but I am a pretty girl.
>>51926475
ちくわ新書
英語と日本語でのレスバトルマジ国際板
親愛なる韓国人の皆様へ
誰が朝鮮戦争を起こしましたか?
誰が朝鮮半島を南北に分断しましたか?
なぜ日本に併合された台湾は親日ですか?
韓国、北朝鮮の敵は日本ではありません。
日本を叩いても朝鮮半島はよくなりません。
親愛なる国際板民の皆様へ
おちんちんをこすりすぎると痛くなるのでほどほどにしましょう
パソコンの画面の前にパスポートの写真を撮る
さもないと、日本じゃないプロクシさんですよ。
>>51926536
>cute girl
>have a penis
What
>>51926471
Is Engrishness in such a short sentence?
That doesn't make me happy desu.
>>51926718
ugh
>>51926494
お前だってこっちが言ってもないことを勝手に「こう言いたいんだろ!」って断定して文句並べてんじゃねえか
都合がよすぎんだよ
お前らにとって平等ってのは、日本人以上に特別扱いして優遇してもらうことかよ
そんなにアメリカのスレが居心地がいいならそっちに行け
あっちは差別(笑)しないんだろ?ww
行けよ
>>51926718
カッコいいパスポートだねー
>mfw don’t have my passport
>>51926718
パスポート超かっけえ!!
>>51926718
Why do we have to do this on an anonymous image board? This is the encironment these silly Japanese people are creating here. If you like it that's cool I guess but I think it's dumb. It's not even about wondering what nationality someone is. It's that they start to accuse each other of being foreigners when they're angry to hurt each other and insult. It's pretty revealing about what they think about non Japanese isn't it?
>>51926819
>me too
>>51926718
お節介かも知れんけどカタカナ語的にはプロクシじゃなくてプロキシやで
>>51926853
SUCH A WIDTH
ポルトガル先輩にもかみついてやがる
発狂しすぎだろこいつ
>>51926881
どっちもありなんやで
プロクシを縮めたのが串だから
>>51926853
I'm German
>>51926777
>こっちが言ってもないことを勝手に「こう言いたいんだろ!」って断定して
>お前らにとって平等ってのは、日本人以上に特別扱いして優遇してもらうことかよ
lol wut
You see how you just did what you accused me of doing?
I never said anything about equality or discrimination. It's all you. You are the one talking about those things.
>>51926924
あっそうなん
串って言う時以外はプロキシでしか聞いた事なかったから勘違いしとったわ
すまんな
>>51926987
お前ってもうさ、ポルトガルのネタにマジレスするぐらい怒り狂ってるんだから、ちょっとどっか行ってくれない?
糞うざいわ
>>51926924
>簡単な英語でも読み取れない
>>51926768
Nope desu
I should have said ‘your Engrish must be cute’ desu
I'm sure that you don't make a mistake all the time desu
>>51927008
newfagは壺に帰りな。
>>51927046
はい?w
無理に日本語使わなくていいのよ
>>51927025
I don't really feel like leaving the thread, so I won't.
Penis... now..
>>51927008
ええんやで
久しぶりに書き込み
とくに何にもないけど
相変わらず存続してるようで何より
>>51927104
You will pretend you didn't understand my sentence now? It's ok. You didn't understand the English either so I guess we can't communicate at all
>>51927124
>>51927182
荒らしの害国人は無視するしかないね
うちは移民はいらないわ
