VLC doesn't show thumbnails so I have no idea what this webm is going to be and I hope it's not porn because the janny will do his nut edition
cara.
alri
>VLC
Κατερινα
>he doesn't have webm thumbnails
haha
>>51921211
what alternative is there? I tried using MPC-HC but that doesn't show thumbnails either and is shit
>>51921177
'Dawwwwwwwwwwwww.
watched antman t'other day and it were really good
>watched antman t'other day and it were really good
bit dead
WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP POSTING ANIME ON /brit/ AND GO GET A JOB THEN
*thunderous applause*
>>51921301
you are a fucking idiot
>>51921326
but i have a job lol
very dead today
why is no one going on about the muslims?
>>51921177
>>51921279
they're cute, it's hard to imagine people hunting and eating them
maybe i'm just a massive wimp but yeah
>>51921326
THE BANKER AND THEIR BONUSES
>>51921361
*sarcastic tone* oh really? and what do you spend your wages on eh? more dope to feed your addiction? posters of your *checks card* why-foo? you're pathetic mate
mum wants to move my nan into the house
little does she know that if she does, i'll kill myself
>>51921387
it's straight up just pest control 2bh, that's the only reason aside from tasting good.
they're not a very gamey animal at all and most rifles obliterate them.
>>51921418
i buy sweets and chocolate and crisps i stash in my room but that's pretty much it lol ends up being like 20 quid a month lol
Lads how long does the average dwarf Bunny lives?
Mine is 7
lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU&app=desktop
>>51921462
i unironically know people who do a half hour light workout and then go and eat burgers because they think they've burned like 800 calories lmaooo
this fucking guy
>>51921462
Had to go Milton Keynes the other day for Ikea and I saw a massive tranny within 2 minutes of seeing a qt lesbian couple with a kid
david cameron is a terrorist, war criminal mass murderer
>>51921493
*audible shock from the audience, camera focuses on one slightly attractive audience member, about 6/10, mouth agape* *Jeremy shakes head*
you really are something else aren't you, you vile despicable little man
>>51921177
Excellent edition lad
>>51921532
Same, so many people I know believe they've burned 1200 calories doing a slow jog because their iphone app said so
2015 is almost over, what's the best gimmick we've had this year lads?
>>51921512
fuck that holy shit
Fuck me lads I feel like shit haha
>>51921586
>people who think they burn thousands of calories and walk 15000 steps a day because their shitfitbit says so
i bought a fitbit and returned it the next day. it's an absolute piece of shit that is actually worse for you.
need a dreadlocked gf
>>51921648
imagine how bad they smell
>>51921562
if it makes it any better i eat a lot of grapes and raisins too lol
A normal 25 year old woman has fucked at least 15-20 men.
having a roast chook
keep wanking to fat women lads
think theres a problem with me iah
>>51921686
fuck off murderer
>>51921724
this is lewd
>>51921643
It's good if you use it properly tbf
>>51921724
>those nails
yuck
>>51921724
is... is that a fanny?
>>51921512
Why would anyone go inside one of these places? I don't have claustrophobia, but holy fuck, places like these scare me.
>>51921674
oh *Jeremy smiles, almost in disbelief, looks around at audience* oh you hear that ladies and gentlemen, he eats grapes and raisins too! *audience laughs mockingly* oh fantastic *turns around and gets right in your face* grapes and raisins don't mean diddly squat when you're a sad little cretin of a man now get. off. my. stage *security Steve approaches you*
>>51921599
>>51921724
Why would anyone go inside one of these places? I don't have claustrophobia, but holy fuck, places like these scare me.
Browsing 4chan while having diarrhea lads
>>51921760
that's not a choc ice you stupid yank
>>51921672
>>51921772
hahaha i remember that post hahaha it was a good post hahaha
>>51921772
>taking a picture of your own post
bad lad
might have a smoke
plot twist: i quit smoking a year ago
>>51921762
nah it's utter shit. the process it uses to record movement is so inaccurate that any fucking arm movement sets it off.
i did a test using it. i sat down and studied wearing it for 4 hours and didn't leave my chair with it on. I essentially did not a single step wearing it and it had said i'd walked like 1000 steps in the end of the session. arm movement is fucking dumb to measure walking. a simple pedometer or a phone app is 100x better than those pieces of shit.
>>51921772
my bradleypost included
good gimmick lad, big fan
>>51921769
oh ok alright lol
C H O C I C E
>>51921177
>VLC
I forgot what this webm is but just imagine it's a condescending anime reaction
>>51921853
I have one too and naturally I did a similar test but I've never had that problem, I really have to try to fake steps
What was yours, a flex?
>>51921879
*security Steve grabs your arse as you walk off stage*
>>51921908
>anime
anime
>>51921908
what anime
>>51921821
CHOC
ICE
t b h
>>51921917
I think it was the flex HR or whatever. it was just annoyingly inaccurate to the point where the function I wanted it for (calories burned) was basically useless.
the stock health app on the galaxy phone is so much better
I hope Trump wins and it starts a fire in UK politics
>>51921966
I wish Tony Blair would go on trial at Den Haag for his war crimes in Iraq and his genocide of the white british people
>>51921942
amine
I wonder what this webm will be desu
Lads I'm fucked off my nut haha
>>51921985
the fire rises
>>51921971
Shame you had a bad experience then but at least you found something that does work for you
everyone who doesn't have thumbnails, post a random webm and see what happens
>>51922000
remember when that faggot tried to do a citizens arrest on Blair and Blair basically told him to fuck off and he left
top kek
>>51921990
you /hightest/?
>>51922008
so many webms and no idea what they are
>>51922009
On what?
>>51921985
hope he wins and we can drive all the islamics into the sea
>>51921177
>tfw no gf
>>51922056
>>51922009
off my cunting bollocks myself lol
Jeremyposting is one of my favourite gimmicks since the inception of /brit/ tbqh
>>51922069
>tfw silent hills will never come out
fuck konami
>>51922066
FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
>>51922056
is this Rome?
>>51922104
>>51922066
>mum angry at me for existing again
If she didn't want a 22 year old pathetic manchild NEET with no future then I guess she shouldn't have had kids or at the very least should have put an effort into """""parenting""""".
>>51922066
I think I am
anyone ever had bad experience with YODEL delivery service?
>>51922076
I'm not really haha but I'm hungover and feel very weird, kinda like I'm off my nut but I'm actually not
>>51921177
>VLC
>not MPC or MPV
Fucking pleb
On a scale of 1 to 10, how butthurt do you think Trump is, considering the whole "muh heritage" thing?
>>51922165
Every /r/britishproblems poster in the history of the sub. /r/unitedkingdom as well.
>>51922140
why did he have to swallow the social justice pill so hard?
>>51922165
Yes
>>51922145
dunno, just saved it for the bumming
>>51921823
>>51921648
Good god they are revolting
>>51921766
It's a sexual fetish.
Probably the same type of people who enjoy vore.
>>51922056
how is it possible to put your dick into a blokes clenched arse without any lube?
>>51922205
u wot? bryan cranston is an sjw?
>>51922211
>>51922145
one of the spartacus seasons forget which one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHX1QFdQ_LI
>>51922203
What about r/Scotland?
>>51922205
no idea at all what this is
anyone know how I can get webm thumbnails for xubuntu?
>>51922145
Spartacus m8
DO IT LIKE A BROTHA
DO IT LIKE A DUDE
DO IT LIKE A MANDEM TCHOOGA TCHOOGA TCHOOGA
>>51922275
fug
>>51922275
SIC 'EM, JANNY!
>>51922165
once they delivered something by knocking on my door then within 5 seconds throwing the box over the side fence (7 feet high)
>>51922275
whoops!!! hahaha
>>51922275
JANNY
>>51922200
Fucking based trump.
>>51922255
Actually I'm Scottish myself and have had no issues with Yodel (or any other courier service for that matter). Always deliver on time and either leave a note or leave with a neighbour if I'm not in.
>>51922249
>fuck konami
jim sterling, man
>>51922275
very shoddy camerawork
>>51922311
Had this done apart from they didn't knock on the door and the package was filled with computer parts
Absolute cunts
>>51922205
Fuck me I know that feel.
>tfw you feel so clumsy, that everything is in the way and that nothing ever seems to go right
>>51922203
>>51922208
>>51922311
are the delivery people instructed to act like this or is it just what happens when you work for one of the cheapest delivery services and don't get paid enough
>>51922331
Fuck me I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe and my cat is giving me a funny look.
Going to fullscreen the webm so she can watch.
>>51922331
oh right
well, i hate konami independent of jim sterling's opinion iah
>tfw ur mum tries to kiss u on da cheek
Doing a resting on my side
>>51922366
Driving a delivery van is one of the very few jobs available for loners with no social skills, qualifications or redeemable qualities. Basically you are just a mindless automaton, driving around your prescribed route delivering parcels all day. That's why a lot of unsavoury types do it; because they are otherwise unemployable.
>>51922424
>gif
fuck off
>>51922391
np m8
I'd try to find another funny one but I have no idea what I'm posting
think my mother tossed out my inhaler smhhhhh
>>51922467
not the only thing she tossed mate ;)
>>51922458
Testing
>>51922467
Probably did it whilst she was tossing me out as well haha
>>51922495
>>51922516
Noice tbqh.
>>51922481
yeah the harpy tossed out my water bottle as well
>>51922521
*doesn't respond*
>>51922366
At least Yodel still have their own vans and stuff. It's the independent drivers who are really shit, yesterday some muppet tried to deliver me a fucking giant rug, he was 3 streets off the actual address. The street sign is 5 feet away from my front gate. He got the house number right though, so at least he can read those.
>>51922546
holy shit
*unsheathes secondary katana that I always carry but never have to use because no one ever tests my true abilities*
you wanna dance, huh kid?
well let's dance...
>>51922536
Finished on 6 wanks yesterday
>>51922580
>realise I've got 20 minutes to make my 3 hour lecture
>still in my PJs and dressing gown
>oh well
>get email
>session cancelled due to flu
any better feeling lads? I feel like i've been gifted pure time
oh wait I found it
don't tell anyone I called her a harpy xx
>>51922623
Reddit mentioned
is there a kraut in the thread?
>tfw my dick is 14 cm
>>51922634
>tfw long-term NEET who has dropped out of uni more than once
Lad I am the purified essence of liquid time.
>>51922637
:^)
>>51922580
>tfw no m8s to play arma with
We are being sprayed with Aluminum, Barium daily. Look up in the sky, and you will notice grids, X's and stripes. Some believe they are using Nano-Technology in this spray and it creates Morgellon's Disease. These little nano bots can go into your blood stream and attach themselves to different parts of your body. They move and feel like parasitic bugs. We need to stop this covert spraying program above us, for we are the guinea pigs of these mad scientists.
Please look into this. Most countries have a group(s) coming together to stop this atrocity.
>>51922684
Haha
>>51922710
what the fuck
>>51922623
I'm sexually attracted to this ape
>>51922710
I voluntarily spray myself with aluminium daily.
Hint: all anti-perspirants are based on aluminium compounds.
>>51922757
good morning cutie
for fucks sake lads my job provider expects me to apply for jobs by myself or go into education
Latest south park has a pretty good dig at leftists who don't want to fight ISIS lads.
Got bare nob cheese haha
>>51922799
Fuck off yank
>>51922799
Need to watch these desu
got a 2.5 hour long exam in a few hours haha
wew lads
who remembers 2012 olympics
>>51922795
>"job provider"
>doesn't provide jobs
hello my english is very bad
can i learn here?
>>51922849
Haha
>>51922799
Thanks for reminding me.
Is this the last episode of the season?
>famalam moving house
>isp dicking around transferring account to the new property
>might be without internet for a while
>tfw no /brit/posting in that time
>>51922853
forgot pic
smokin' on the finest dope atm lads :^)
>>51922868
i already told that bitch i'm severely depressed and socially autistic, how can she expect me to look for jobs by myself?
>>51922853
Only this
>>51922888
Yes I think so
>>51922908
by not being a little bitch manchild. kill yourself you useless piece of shit.
>>51922908
she wants a long-term client haha
>>51922916
haha what the fucking fuck. how does shit like that even happen?
Was browsing a normie social media platform and i saw a guy standing up to sjws. I was too scared to comment but i messaged him to let him know i support him
Felt good desu
>>51922970
what were the sjws defending?
>>51922662
iktf
>>51922662
girth?
>>51922853
Comfiest /sp/ has ever been.
>>51922916
What am I looking at
>>51922998
Redpilled tbqhf
>>51922933
believe me i've tried
>>51922998
kek
>>51923023
Top is London opening ceremony. Planet of the apes kiss in the background.
Bottom is Russia olympics.
>>51923023
Someone snuck a clip of a man an ape from planet of the apes into the 'romantic kiss' clip reel that played in the background when an interracial kiss took place in the ceremony.
>>51923045
No worries, just move to Finland, everyone is depressed and autistic there, you'll feel right at home.
>>51923024
Based Trump taking no prisoners
>>51922998
cringed
can just imagine the smug look on their face as they typed that
>>51923108
get triggered
>>51923020
>/sp/
>>51922985
Not trump
Essentially muslims
>>51923137
>painting an entire board with broad strokes and hence missing out on comfy threads
Your loss I suppose.
>>51923137
>he doesn't hang out with his /sp/ mates on the reg
>>51923024
he's absolutely right
hate this country tbf
>>51923204
those early tanks are so qt
>>51923204
Is that the revolutionary war?
>>51923137
>not liking /sp/
>>51923204
that's how it really happened
t. wwi veteran
>>51923204
this triggered my ptsd
any lads listened to the new king krule/archy marshall album?
>tfw no midget gf with plump, glossy DSLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=540wiTYdyw0
>tfw 2012 was almost 4 years ago
i don't wanna get old :sssssssss
remembered some gay shit that happened in my childhood that i forgot about lads hahaa
???
>>51921239
Become a /g/tard and use mpv.
>mfw righty retards complain about degeneracy but are permavirgins who wont reproduce, which is probably the most degenerate act there is
>>51923204
what am i looking at?
>stuart with brits against krauts
>>51921239
Mpc does show thumbnails though
>>51923281
I havent kissed a girl who wasnt a relative in 5 years
>>51923311
Makes sense since righties are mentally ill
>>51922414
Glorious. Where does it come from ?
>>51923311
yeah fuck off cunt
>you will never run your hands up girl's soft, shaved legs
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449752858105.jpg
WHY EXIST
>>51923281
>2012 was almost 4 years ago
>>51923345
hahahaha i haven't in like 7 years hahaha
some right cunt pulled the fire alarm at my college
>>51923311
Literally not a virgin
got a promising lead on tinder lads
asked her when she's free to do some business and expect a response in the morning
will keep you all in the loop
How did he do it?
@51923376
>linking to an image
>on an imageboard
trapping out the bando lads
>>51923390
I just want to relive my teenage romance, but im not outgoing and all the girls at work are munters
what the hell did i just rip out of me?
>>51923447
Remember when an hiro linked to a Google image search
>>51923418
>tfw don't know what to text this girl
too scared I'm gonna fuck it up haha
>>51923473
2/5
have some poetry
>>51923466
Why does pepe only have one leg
>>51923311
That's why they think it's degenerate, they're not getting any. Think about it, a large group of people are enjoying something that you can't have, all that resentment will eventually develop into a hatred of whatever that thing is.
>>51923356
Far left and far right are both mentally ill. The left are worse desu, since they are actually welcoming the destruction of the country.
>>51923500
Mate
>Trump says something
>"That's not true bigot"
>"Actually it kinda is"
Why does this keep happening lads
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/625545/Donald-Trump-Muslims-speech-British-police-ISIS-radicalisation-London
>>51923500
3/5
>>51923500
the cancer has already degenerated into a needle, its too late lad
>>51923500
what the fuck son
what the FUCK
>>51923502
What is he referring to?
>>51923538
>>51923537
Anyone who lives in London can tell you he is talking nonsense
>>51923538
>>51923576
what the fuck mate
>>51922799
where did you watch it la, allsp doesn't have it up yet
>>51923576
5/5
ughh wtf is this shit???
>>51923447
:)
>>51923582
So London has no muslim problems?
