thanks for taking me out for dinner anon edition
gonna smoke a weed
Canada sux dick LMAO
anime
brendys coming back
mugi
This is how being a NEET feels
>>51889993
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu!!
Azusa
>>51889993
check the chebberoos on that
>>51889993
she's literally fat
>>51888888
>>51890050
the doors are opening early
>>51890039
delete this
>why yes, canada is my place of residence
>>51889993
No problem, I enjoy my volunteer work with mongoloids.
>51890039
>51890044
leave immediately
>>51890069
>2015
>being a low test beta
>tfw I'll never be pimpin enough to drive these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHrqW5h38u0
Hey, lads. Do you like my room setup??
>>51889993
She's clearly eating breakfast food.
who /dontcareaboutchristmasanymore/ here?
when you're a 20 something with no kids, there's no reason to enjoy it
>>51889355
>London
Well, that explains everything.
I live in Devon lol
>>51890142
alright there scrooge
SCROOGE! SCROOGE!
![5248dccd45e18c4fcbbb6a24ab705ab5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QN25zg7.jpg "5248dccd45e18c4fcbbb6a24ab705ab5[1].jpg")
>>51890055
Holla holla holla
>>51890131
>falling for high test meme made up by tumblr fat acceptance
>>51890137
didn't it turn out this guy actually browsed /g/?
What do you lads read when you take the poo to the loo?
Pic related for me
>>51890131
Dont respect you if you
>Dont workout
>Are a NEET
>watch anime
>treat your mum poorly
>are a vegetarian
>never drink alcohol
>haven't tried any drugs
>never cook for yourself
>>51890020
doing a tfw no gf
>>51890142
C'mon Mr.Grinch.. Christmas is the best holiday..
>>51890131
would quite like to know how this finishes
>>51890200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYyOai2R7q8
>>51890137
>apple
>beats by dre
triggered
>>51890039
>gun control works
I love this meme
moar seu fih de pita
>>51890188
>I don't understand the high test meme so I denounce it
lurk more
>consoles will be 4k in the next 10 years
>>51889993
What the fuck is she even eating?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoaoawoakw
>>51890206
>Dont workout
No
>Are a NEET
Yes
>watch anime
No
>treat your mum poorly
No
>are a vegetarian
No
>never drink alcohol
No
>haven't tried any drugs
No
>never cook for yourself
No
Does this mean you mostly respect me american-san?
>>51890206
>Don't respect you if you:
>>are a vegetarian
>>never drink alcohol
>>haven't tried any drugs
who do you follow on instagram desu
>>51890131
Man I would smash that with the force of 1000 suns, who is this semen demon?
>>51890131
HHNNNNNGGGHH
>>51890276
>needing to justify your fat fetish by calling someone newfag
>>51890200
It your poos take long enough that you're bringing reading material, you should probably re-evaluate your diet.
>>51890206
only one i failed on is cooking 2bh
>>51890196
No clue, but I wouldn't be surprised
/g/ is full of spazzocks
>>51890300
yeah i mostly only disrespect those that fit most of those. especially the mum one.
you're a good lad.
This is how being a NEET feels
>why yes, oz is my place of residence
>>51890436
What's happening in the webm? I know it's from his marathon but what's happening to the camera.
Why is sitting down to piss so frowned upon?
>>51890436
>When you've been NEET almost a year
>>51890488
I think he accidentally kicked the tripod then saved it from falling over
billllllllllllllllbo baggins
do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks
i am not trying to rob you
...............im trying to help you
More proof (as if it was needed) that UKIPers are clinically retarded
>>51890330
who is this semen demon?
who is this penis machinist?
who is this foreskin fornicator?
who is this scrotum sorceress?
who is this seminal fluid druid?
who is this benis burglar?
who is this testicle tamer?
who is this anus ignoramus?
who is this stiffy stimulator?
who is this glans gladiator?
who is this sperm specialist?
who is this willy witch?
>>51890523
what a beta kek
>>51890590
>There are SNPers who agree with Trump
why?
>>51890590
Does that mean African Americans, Hispanics and Others are retards too? Idiot
>>51890131
i need to do a wank desu do you have any more
>>51890590
>yougov represents the whole of the GB
Fucking lel the only people that do yougov are SJW uni students.
Anyone else think lying in bed at night right before you go to sleep is the best part of the day?
>comfy
>can have a think
>maybe read for a bit
>even do a wank if you want
Sometimes wish it would last longer though
thought about it for a bit and I still don't get it
what is the point of Australians living
>>51890206
>>Dont workout
Yes
>>Are a NEET
No
>>watch anime
No
>>treat your mum poorly
No
>>are a vegetarian
No
>>never drink alcohol
Yes
>>haven't tried any drugs
No
>>never cook for yourself
I have food cooked for me more often than I cook food for myself. It's probably a once a fortnight occurrence
>>51890649
>le hacked pol vote
Quite simply epic
I lurk in everyone with an ounce of intellect.
You see, I'm less a creature than a concept.
/brit/ is purely the malignant malice hidden in us all.
How do I cope with not being this good looking?
listening to kid cudi
Donald Trump proves there is no difference between radical Islamists and radical Christians
>>51890701
Most comfy time for sure. I get in bed and read for 40 minutes then meditate for 20 minutes.
>>51890741
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>51890588
Okay then
>>51890741
the only thing good looking about him is his decent jawline and nice nose
>>51890741
>not our lord and saviour david gandy
Fair is foul and foul is fair
>>51890715
>It's hacked honest! Black people looovveee muslims!
>>51890745
Yeah, because Trump killed a hundred plus people in Paris.
Imagine you were one of those people who cared about shit like Donald Trump. Like you got up in the morning and hopped on twitter in order to be told what to be outraged about today even though you live in the UK. Being one of those people who sends links to a petition about banning Donald Trump from the UK. Fucking imagine caring about that shit; I just don't understand these people who care about things.
>I get in bed and read for 40 minutes then meditate for 20 minutes.
>>51890701
>tfw just think about ending it all
>>51890796
Yeah the nose is god tier.
>>51890801
Good shout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
toon
gonna go do a lift
>>51890206
>Dont workout
Nope
>Are a NEET
Nope
>watch anime
Nope
>treat your mum poorly
Nope
>are a vegetarian
Nope
>never drink alcohol
>Russian
>haven't tried any drugs
Yes
>never cook for yourself
Nope
>>51890590
How fuck does 21% of Labour agree? and 16% of Liberal Democrats?
Fucking Donald Trump and Tyson Fury amirite lads?
day 4 of wageslave and my ankles are about to break and my back is killing me, I just dont know lads....
Sex will always sell as long as we allow primitive dominance of simpletonia - a state where a lot of people live.
>>51890817
im an american and never care or know about the things he does
cant imagine being a brit and cariing
What if I have rationalised the voices in my head as thoughts
When the ticking
of a watch breaks the silence of eternity, arousing you out of serene
contemplation, how can you help resenting the absurdity of time, its march into
the future, and all the nonsense about evolution and progress? Why go forward,
why live in time? The sudden revelation of time at such moments, conferring
upon it a crushing preeminence otherwise nonexistent, is the fruit of a strong
contempt for life, an unwillingness to go on. If this revelation happens at
night, the sensation of unutterable loneliness is added to the absurdity of
time, because then, far from the crowd, you face time alone, the two of you
caught in an irreducible duality. Time, in this nocturnal desolation, is no
longer populated with actions and objects: it becomes an evergrowing nothingness, a dilating void, a threat
from beyond. Silence resounds then with the mournful clamor of bells knelling
for a dead universe. Only he who has separated time from existence lives this
drama: fleeing the latter, he is crushed by the former. And he feels how time,
like death, gains ground
>>51890884
the drugs one I don't feel very strongly about. Have you smoked weed?
>>51890294
looks like pie with maple, banana and cream
>>51890924
>People give Tyson Fury shit about his christianity and "outdated views"
>No-one does it to Amir Khan who's a muslim who most definitely shares the same views
>>51890949
Only people who care are it really are those who browse twitter and tumblr and have an "outrage" at it to seem compassionate.
Absolutely cannot stop laughing at Jeremy in these clothes, is there something wrong with me? I woke up in the middle of the night and started laughing about this pictuure uncontrollably. Have I lost it?
>people who to the gym
Literally why? Sorry to sound like a fedora but it's 2015, physical abilities don't really count for shit anymore, you don't need to chase down deer or hunt wooly mammoths anymore senpai
When advent began, I sauntered through my sweatshop telling all the children that if their productivity doubled in the run up to Christmas, I'd take them to see their parents.
In fact, productivity increased threefold: so I kept my promise and took them to the graveyard.
>>51891062
Health
Preventing muscle atrophy
>>51891055
absolute madman
>>51891062
*flexes muscles*
That's why, lad
>>51891055
he looks like an absolute TRAMP lol
>>51891062
>Literally why? Sorry to sound like a fedora but it's 2015, physical abilities don't really count for shit anymore, you don't need to chase down deer or hunt wooly mammoths anymore senpai
>>51891062
>look better
>feel better
>more confidence in myself
>eat better because of it
>get out of the house more
those are my reasons. literally feel better about myself all day when i workout
Evens and I get waaaaavey
Odds and I stay sober
pls be evens
just lipsed your mum
>>51890864
superb fwhr, spectacular maxilla, amazing philtrum, masseters to die for, god-tier brow ridge,
I want to die and visit gandy already
when will the pain stop?
no to all of them
PLEASE RESPECT ME MR BIG, STRONG, MUSCULAR AND ELITE AMERICAN
>>51890265
its a pretty good one
gets everyone riled up
>>51891146
>evens
Waheeeey
>>51891062
>physical abilities don't really count for shit anymore
yes they do
sorry you work a shit-tier job
>>people who to the gym
>Literally why? Sorry to sound like a fedora but it's 2015, physical abilities don't really count for shit anymore, you don't need to chase down deer or hunt wooly mammoths anymore senpai
>>51891196
The machines I operate do all the heavy-liftng for me.
>>51891146
get wavey famalam
unironically drinking brandy on a wednesday evening for some reason
>>51890701
The only thing you should do in your bed is sleep and have sex. Anything else is poor sleep hygiene and will make your sleep shit.
>>51890864
Nice shit tier ears lmfao
finkin ov gettin absolutely wankered this weekend innit
>>51891196
t. manual labourer
End of 2015 soon, what has been your favourite meme and gimmick of this year then?
Gimmick - fedora without quoting the poster
Meme - Cornwalls 'small' problem
>>51891231
But how do you transition from being outside the bed awake, to inside the bed asleep?
>>51890265
It does lad
When people say gun control they don't mean "ban guns" they mean to add actual control and regulation. In America you can literally be a schizophrenic murderer and buy a gun without a waiting period or background check via the gun show loophole. Quite Insane desu.
>The only thing you should do in your bed is sleep and have sex. Anything else is poor sleep hygiene and will make your sleep shit.
>>51891272
I lie on the floor and construct a bed around myself.
>>51891269
i hope you're posting from mobile
>>51891264
yanks can't handle their drinks
>>51891217
I literally do chase down deer, but even a fatty can do that
desu its more about being healthy and achieving perfection in physical form
being all you can be as a human and more
why would I wish to spend my life on earth trapped in some frail or hideously bloated form?
Wish Donald Trump was President of Scotland
FML
>>51891269
gimmick - "business idea"
Meme - davidmitchell.jpg
If your first name doesn't have an "a" in it, can you kindly fuck off
Esp you Tim
>>51891024
What sort of restaurant serves a pie with a banana for dinner?
>>51889993
>french toast
>dinner
TRIGGERED
>>51891337
didn't he literally kuck scotland with a giant golf course
>>51891385
Imagine if this was real. I'd laugh.
>>51890294
French toast
Basically you take bread, soak it in egg then pan fry it
Usually topped off with maple syrup
Sometimes fruit and cinnamon
>>51891393
i don't think he got the one he wanted
> kuck
stop memeing. it doesn't apply in this instance even if he did get it
>>51891385
>french toast
Fuck off yank.
funny how people will happily eat meat but then claim to be animal lovers because they have a dog
>>51891393
I thought scotts liked gold.
Didn't they like invent it or something?
>>51891430
*eggy bread
Right on deano. lookin good. I know you're in here
>>51891430
Yeah that's eggy bread. Stupid yank.
What's all the hullabaloo bout now lads
>role playing as BoS in Fallout 4
>just bouncing around the wasteland with Paladin Danse, abusing the abominations and requisitioning technology from the savages
The Brotherhood of Steel are basically nazis, right?
>>51891430
>bread
'no'
still got 5 presents to buy
help!!
>>51891481
Golf courses are not good for the environment or something, and Scotland is literally reddit: the country
>>51891487
It's actually really good
You just have to make sure you don't use too little or too much egg
If you use too little, you'll end up burning it
If you use too much, it'll be a mushy
But when you get it just right, it's very tastey
>>51891480
yeh this
>>51891528
us gov imo
>>51891352
Business idea: sell rare mitchells on /brit/
>>51891487
>>51891511
Is this for real? French toast is eggy bread?
Think i might have literally lost my mind today
has anyone seen it?
>>51891480
funny how people will claim to be animal lovers but have never made love to a pony
>>51891564
this desu
>>51891430
But the bread is round. How can the eggy bread be round?
Don't even dare tell me they are using burger buns. Is there no end to colonial madness?
>>51891563
Yeah, here it is
*plop* (sound of my poop)
there you go.
Come again now?
>>51891480
you can love animals and eat them
just like you can love the forest and use things made of wood.
>>51891324
Why do bars in England close so early? Most of them are closed or closing by midnight. Do you have to go to a club to drink after 1?
>>51891560
>>51891595
ur mum came again senpai
>>51891534
>having loads of presents to buy
FONT
>>51891536
>Scotland is literally reddit: the country
Really?
Even worse than canadians?
>>51891141
>eat better because of it
>Over indulging in protein in all its unnatural forms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVNsKViSSDI
>Denying our evolutionary history as meat eaters
Lads, is it true if a woman still sounds like she's 10 years old when she's an adult she was probably diddled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnd1L3LD0Zw
>>51891541
>us gov imo
Have you seen the way the BoS treat anything that isn't Human? They're literally genocidal against anything they consider an abomination, even if it's not a threat.
>BoS wins the war
>Ghouls on suicide watch
What's all this now
>>51891528
Yea
Danse and Scribe Halen are the only good BoS members 2bh
The rest are dicks
>>51891613
Pubs close early, Bars stay open later
>>51891560
Why do yanks always have to rename things with something to do with France?
That's some prime kekolding.
>>51891062
I want to get a t rex physique. That's why.
I hate to be an american carboo but there is nothing on UK roads made in the last 10 years that looks as nice as this tbqh
>he ACTUALLY BELIEVES a nonsensical creation story written by a few lunatics 2500 years ago
>>51891563
Lost mine last Friday
only started gathering it today 2bh
>>51891613
yeah but pubs/bars in the city centre will open later
some local pubs will have lock ins with regulars where they shut the doors and once you leave you can't come back
that usually lasts til like 5am
>>51891634
i dont do that though. i was talking about the benefits for myself
>>51891711
looks like shit
>>51891679
>beef sausage croissant
Slow down lad, slow down
Now. Tell me EXACTLY what happened, from the very beginning.
>>51889993
You hardly touched your food you dumb bitch, get a to go box and next time order a dang salad.
>exist
>be miserable
>>51891650
>le it's natural guys!
yeah it's also natural to get cancer from meat/dairy so go ahead
>>51890206
Haven't done drugs and rarely drink alcohol. I'm two off of being a respectable human being.
>>51891613
>>51891725
also we have garages that sell alcohol 24/7
>>51891623
Yorkshire please, it says eggy bread is with salt and pepper and French Toast is with sugar and cinnamon.
>>51891711
ayy
nice m8
why do i feel compelled to pull my willy
>>51891679
>beef sausage croissant
Literally got tears in my eyes.
>>51891711
>mustang
hahahahahaha
wait, hol up, hol up
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>51891528
>tfw back aboard the prydwen after another day of systematically executing the filthy abominations of the commonwealth
The comfiest faction by far
>>51891630
mõista mõista, mis see on: suhu saand negrult ja karrihaisult
>>51891771
malnourished indian detected
>>51891784
is that a roushe
Money is associated with the anal region because it represents par excellence the abstract cultural mode of linking man with transcendent powers. As Marx so unfailing understood, it is the perfect fetish for an ape like creature who bemuses himself with striking icons.
I've held back these feelings for too long
THE 2005~ MUSCLE REVIVAL WAS A SUCCESS
THEY ALL LOOK GREAT
when you think about it lifting weights is so stupid
so much wasted energy for such an unecessary thing
i blame girls
>>51891711
OI ULUSTER
DONT SAY MY CARS TOPLESS
SAY THE TITTIES HANG OUT
>tfw Rilee Marks will never do hardcore porn
>>51891753
well there was this poster on 4chan and he said i wear a fedora even though i don't and he kept quoting my posts with pictures of people wearing fedoras and he keeps doing it even when i completely switch my views and he just won't stop... ;_;
>/brit/ talking about cars
Like none of you own a car. Don't get your license until 18 either. fuck off.
>>51891652
They both sound slow.
>>51891814
>western russia
Show me on the doll where he touched you
>>51891269
gimmick: runt/insect/pawn posting
meme: walking man
this subreddit is fantastic
https://www.reddit.com/r/phimosis
>tfw diet
>>51891802
It's like any other car you judge by looks, but whenever a mustang comes up everyone is an expert going MUH WEIGHT, MUH V6
it's because you agree that it looks amazing and have to find something else to nitpick at
>>51891875
>18
>yank education
>coming from the land of the free (but no alcohol until you are 21 (twenty one))
>>51891855
this doesn't explain the link with anal region at all
why is anal region linked to transcendental powers?
>>51891875
>18
it's 17, i'm 20 and i own a car
mummy and daddy didn't pay for it either
>>51891880
iroonilisel kombel pole see kaugel tõest, sest teie suurim linn on nende omanduses
>>51891875
>being underage
>being american
>getting shot
>>51891832
Nah m8 it's a Saleen s281
>>51891886
he touched me here
>>51891875
>>51891269
Corbyn with a tracksuit is the best meme.
I don't really no many gimmicks I like.
>>51891861
its not really that dumb desu
its a way to stay physically active with all of the extra energy humans save by not having to hunt or work use tonnes of energy for food or shelter anymore
>>51891745
It's Americans isn't it.
>>51891911
That chicken looks so undercooked a skilled veterinarian could still revive it
>>51891936
>be a 20 yr old yank
>get shot for drinking beer
>bullet rebounds off your belly
>>51891875
>Literally under 1% of yanks can drive a manual car
THEY CALL IT STICK TOO HAHAHAHA
>>51891950
Lewd
>>51891269
gimmick - "x" at the end of the post
meme - pretending to be ukip voters
>>51891771
people rarely if ever got cancer before the modern era
and eating meat doesn't mean eating a 20oz steak every day
>>51891814
>>51891933
KÄÄBIK XDDD
>>51891927
Do you have a qt boipussi?
>>51891954
why
>>51892002
parim vennas :DDD
>>51891954
ok lodewjik. you've probably never even driven a car. your roads are literally turned into cycling paths
>>51891861
This desu
Lifting heavy objects isn't helping us colonise the galaxy or advance humanity in any way
In 500 years when humans are all minds installed on a computer network, they're going to be thinking all you gym goers were selfish retards desu
>>51891960
all the energy saved by not working is vastly outweighed by having a much bigger population
consuming lots of protein is killing our planet
>>51892019
american cars can't turn
>>51892014
no fuck off you anime bender
>>51892001
The earliest known descriptions of cancer appear in seven papyri, discovered and deciphered late in the 19th century. They provided the first direct knowledge of Egyptian medical practice. Two of them, known as the "Edwin Smith" and "George Ebers" papyri, contain descriptions of cancer written around 1600 B.C., and are believed to date from sources as early as 2500 B.C.
Hippocrates (ca. 460 BC – ca. 370 BC) described several kinds of cancer, referring to them with the Greek word carcinos (crab or crayfish), among others.[1] This name comes from the appearance of the cut surface of a solid malignant tumour, with "the veins stretched on all sides as the animal the crab has its feet, whence it derives its name".[2] Since it was against Greek tradition to open the body, Hippocrates only described and made drawings of outwardly visible tumors on the skin, nose, and breasts. Treatment was based on the humor theory of four bodily fluids (black and yellow bile, blood, and phlegm). According to the patient's humor, treatment consisted of diet, blood-letting, and/or laxatives. Through the centuries it was discovered that cancer could occur anywhere in the body, but humor-theory based treatment remained popular until the 19th century with the discovery of cells.
Celsus (ca. 25 BC - 50 AD) translated carcinos into the Latin cancer, also meaning crab. Galen (2nd century AD) called benign tumours oncos, Greek for swelling, reserving Hippocrates' carcinos for malignant tumours. He later added the suffix -oma, Greek for swelling, giving the name carcinoma.
The oldest known description and surgical treatment of cancer was discovered in the Ancient Egyptian Edwin Smith Papyrus and dates back to approximately 1600 B.C. The writing says about the disease, "There is no treatment."[3]
Unironically told my prof some guy was using his phone during our exam
Study like the tryst of us you plug
>>51892001
>people rarely if ever got cancer before the modern era
yes, because as time has gone on, meat eating and pollution have risen dramatically
>>51891950
>>51891921
that looks like ABSOLUTE shit. americans CANNOT design cars. all of their cars are brick shaped
their designers haven't heard of a thing called CURVES
european cars >>>>>>>>>>>>> japanese cars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> american cars
>>51892053
but clearly they can
>>51892062
L O S A N G E L E S
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>>51892110
europe isn't a country. you should separate your country when deciding rankings
>>51892090
you fucking grass
i'm gonna do you in son
>>51891730
I want to know this song
>>51892095
It's going to get even higher desu
I beg constantly being surrounded by wifi is going to give like 90% of our generation the cancer desu
Doing a wank followed by having an eat
I admire criminals for defying social norms
