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I'm establishing a new colony on Mars. What should I call it?
>>51880169
Thanks babe
>>51880227
この裏切者があああ DELETE THIS
ミクさん雪
>>51880270
9th for my vagina
Do you eat Koshihikari rice?
If yes, do you eat it from a specific prefecture?
If you eat another variety of rice, do you make sure it is from a specific prefecture?
How much rice do you buy at one time? 1kg? 5kg? 20kg?
>>51880241
NZ2
>>51880241
Something Shrimp something Barbie
先頃パーティで可愛い日本人女の子は僕は格好いいだと言った
I wish I had a gf like Kinoshita Yuka lads
皆さん
今日は本当にありがとう
今teatimeが始まります
またあした!
I've always wondered, why d
>>51880169
bacca gaijin
>>51880535
I don't k
>>51880535
Because th
>>51880482
my girlfriend was a mukbang BJ before I met her
now she likes to cook good korean food for me and we spend the cold winter days indoors
...
>>51880599
Can your girl make bibimbap
>>51880521
また明日
twerkしてもいいんですか?
Very interesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreans_in_Japan#Repatriation_to_Korea
>the US ambassador to Japan was quoted by his Australian counterpart as describing the Koreans in Japan as "a poor lot including many Communists and many criminals".
>>51880668
probably but I prefer to eat it in a hot pot
I really enjoyed eating legendary bibimbap in Jeonju
We had a good time and had wild sex in our hotel room while listening to Depeche Mode and Soft Cell
違う地域にいるなら訛りを隠す?
それか誇りに思って普通に話す?
>>51880445
fuck them I'm going to KFC
>>51880356
i bought this from don quijote
10kg=1700yen
i dont know about prefecture
because cheapest rice mixed multiple place of production
>>51880895
隠して周りに合わせる
>>51880949
ちなみに?
お訛りは?
>>51880482
Would be very expensive to pay for her food.
>>51880747
ご遠慮ください
結構です
>>51880482
>googled kinoshita yuka
>a bulimic mental girl
>........
チョンチャンハン
>>51880999
関西弁 in 東京です
Excuse me but may I use the bathroom?
>>51881080
>>51881080
キムチのチャーハンと言います
>>51881106
toilet
>>51880482
What would it feel like when you two are having sex and she simply ignores you and only focus on eating her 20 burgers cooked in a rice cooker?
>>51881098
気づかれたことないですか?
>>51881106
結構です
>>51881054
本当ですか?
もう一回だけチャンスをあげよう
>>51881106
Do you need to have a bath?
>>51881222
□要る
︎いらない
:з
>>51880919
So cheap.
How many weeks will that last you?
>>51881304
Away foul beast!
>>51881288
関わらずするよ
>>51881288
>>51881222
□要る
️いらない
Ryan Boundless has finally decided to leave Japan.
What did you Japs and weebs do to him?
>>51881161
>>51881261
Whatever, my unko is coming.
So I would like to release it.
>>51881442
have a good wank
>>51881313
3~4 weeks
if you are light eater maybe 8 weeks
since i quit low carb diet i gained weight><
>>51881434
I hope to ragequit Japan one day too
But not today
>>51881442
lewd
>>51881434
Literally who?
What would looks like Japanese Thread toilet?
>>51881335
いいえ
>>51881511
why do you care about your diet
you're a loli loving NEET master without a girlfriend
lel
>>51881554
You should only come when summoned, you hussy.
>>51881511
Do you try your hardest to eat a traditional Japanese diet - both for health reasons and to help traditional Japanese industries?
I'm looking online to buy bulk rice in Australia but it's all Indian shit. I want Jap!
LOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJmniV3qcE
>>51880895
北関東の訛りだからそんな隠すなんてできない
気を付けてもイントネーションの違いとかで分かるし
直しようがないっしょ
>>51881579
>implying you have to be unhealthy because you're a NEET
Also, you'll never have a girlfriend, much less a Korean one. Deal with it :)
>>51881026
It would be worth it family
>>51881063
Shes not bulimic...
>>51881173
Id eat with her for big mac sex
>>51881434
I-is he taking his qt Japanese milf gf with him?
>>51881647
>3.7 M vues
For fuck sake it's just a cat making cat noises.
So who is the best girl in anime anyway?
>>51880227
Thanks man
>>51881745
I`d say it's the F
the jealous portuguese is an idiot
biggest shit poster in this thread
bite it you scum
>>51881745
Mai waifu obviously.
Expect yours. You're waifu is trash.
>>51881181
突然の腹痛でトイレで泣いていました
長く話すとやはりバレます。飴と雨、橋と箸みたいなイントネーションの違いは鬼門です
気を抜くと必ず元の訛りが出てしまいます
>>51881713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hb2QG7nr1E
Tokyo Hot.
What news sites do you Japanese Anons use? Those can always help with reading skills.
>>51881835
>being this salty
>>51881838
What best-ally Anon said. It's the one you're attached to the most.
>>51881679
>>51881679
He apparently ditched Rie or she broke up with him, but he has a new "very sexy" girlfriend that he's going to reveal tomorrow on a live chat stream on youtube.
Can't wait to see her personally
>>51881840
別に気にせず話したらいいんじゃないですか
通じないわけじゃないんだし
>>51881838
>You're waifu is trash.
I think you shold've said ”Your waifu is trash.”
You had better to study English more
>>51881540
good as new, cause everyone's shitting in the living room
>>51881840
>>51881649
訛りってこんなに恥ずかしいものなの?
別に気にしないとか誇りに思うとかいう人もいるだろ?
>>51881860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEowbmxLqEM
Something good.
>>51882017
Thank you best ally. Good taste too.
>>51882037
Hello newfig, how is your first week on 4chin?
>>51882037
It's a memetic post, Anon. Misspelling "your" as "you're", "they're" as "their", etc. is sometimes intentional.
>>51881994
Do you like the way a single scene lasts for over an hour?
>>51882024
>He apparently ditched Rie or she broke up with him
>>51882080
本人が自意識過剰になってるんだろ
>>51882103
Please don't say mimetic. Just call it a meme post or shitpost
>>51882140
But "memetic post" is correct. "Meme" is a noun", "memetic" is its corresponding adjective.
I don't think that Anon was shitposting either.
>>51882131
同様に思う人は3人もいるらしいよ
>>51882032
ははは、そうかも
大学時代の頃は気にせず訛りを使っていたんですが、ただ関西弁というだけで毛嫌いする人がいましたからね~
まあ郷に入れば郷に従え、にとりあえず従うことにしました
>>51882102
catjp5252 (think that's his name from memory) is great. His video through the industrial area is my favourite.
>>51882199
Memetic is the adjective if you're Richard Dawkins dude. When you're not talking about the actual meme theory the word is meme, (n adj v countable)
Trust me.
>>51882268
I'm beginning to suspect you aren't Japanese.
>>51882268
maymay
>>51882266
That is some fantastic taste. Miss him desu.
>>51882329
I'm not Japanese.
~じゃん、うざい、やばい
よく若者言葉の代表例として挙げられるけど、これって全部方言だよな
>>51880169
おちゅでちゅ
>>51880301
綺麗だね
>>51880356
コシヒカリ以外にも最近は美味しいお米ができたという。
ただ、本当の 南魚沼産コシヒカリ、特に塩沢産のものは別格の旨さを持つ。
しかし、実際には「寿司米」と呼ばれる少し固めの米 (ヒノヒカリなど)が、個人的には好み。また、農家の中には、自家用にはもち米を少し混ぜて植えたりしている人も少なくない。
嫁の実家は昔の庄屋で米屋をしているので、米に
ついては、嫁任せ。結婚以来、買ったことはない。
>>51880453
眼鏡かコンタクトを落としたんじゃね?
>>51880779
自ら進んで北朝鮮に「帰国」して収容所にぶち込まれたんだから仕方がないね。
で、そのwikiは、大嘘だよ。今いる在日朝鮮人の大半は戦後、密入国した済州島民だから。
それから、所謂在日特権とか全然書いていないね。
こちらも、読めるなら見ておいて。
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/在日韓国・朝鮮人
>>51881540
糞壺2chから糞虫が這いだして来るからです。
>>51881649
東北のことを「かっぺ」だと思っていたら、北関東も「かっぺ」なんだって?実は、よく知らない。
>>51881994
最近は一本道とかカリビアンコムに押され気味。
>>51882329
Also shame on you for producing a Richard Dawkins
漢字だけで中国人と会話しようと盛ったけど
結構通じて楽しかったわ
>>51882102
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUAr2lWXen4
mute above and listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUAr2lWXen4
>>51882461
>i don't support richard dawkins
>>51882586
>being a meme atheist
>>51882625
>Believing in an imaginary friend
>>51882748
>not being a dawkinite makes you a christian
>>51882024
>that he's going to reveal tomorrow on a live chat stream on youtube
>>51882748
>meme atheism is the only kind of atheism out there
>Richard Dawkins invented atheism
>>51882625
You got something against memes, buddy?
>greentexting intensifies
艦尾にゼロ戦船体から黒煙 ミズーリ特攻の瞬間
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHzfh6vLjI
>>51882789
All religion are making imaginary friends
I'm always hungry
>>51882861
Only the catchy ones, bby
>>51882748
To be honest, when you believe in 2D, you can't really criticize people who believe in God. As long as you don't go around killing, raping, etc. in thy name (or advocating such actions), it doesn't matter what your faith is.
>>51882897
>I cant read or follow a green text spat
Is it true that most Japanese people will sleep in a t-shirt and underwear? Is it uncommon to sleep naked in Japan?
for Korean girls
>>51882969
Japanese homes aren't insulated so that's really foolish in the winter at least
>>51882969
Perhaps it represses sexual urges.
14県空襲の映像公開 米軍撮影
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vresuzSgU
>>51883013
They can always just buy a thick duvet. I still sleep naked in the winter with my window wide open (so my cat can come in and out). I sometimes get cold, but never in an uncomfortable way. It's that comfy kind of cold.
Tell us your power level.
>>51883169
Beyond any scale of virginity
>>51883169
It's over 10000
>>51883142
Maybe that'd be possible here if most Japanese people didn't still think you can catch a cold from being cold.
@51882984
>>>/out/
>>51883169
I've probably maxed it out by now :^)
二つの原爆は足りなかったようですね・・・
>>51881080
>>51883303
本当にそう思うのですか、プロクシさん。
>>51883287
NIPS OUT
>>51882984
>paper white face
>tanned neck
Every k-pop girl. Why?
神風特攻隊 石野節雄二等兵曹の最期 戦艦ミズーリ号"Kamikaze attack"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b95vdfK_lx0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m21s
>>51883448
Ignore him. He is obsessed with Korean girls and imaginary gf
「君はピラミッドのある世界とピラミッドのない世界のどちらが好きかね?」
>>51882024
Are you Peru?
>>51883448
her face is not white
she's not a plastic idol
I only like true korean girls
Let's get prepared!
http://www.metro.tokyo.jp/ENGLISH/GUIDE/BOSAI/FILES/02_Lets_Get_Prepared.pdf
>>51883575
ノルウェーのない世界
>>51883665
ひどい
>>51883575
チンポ立ちぬ
>>51883575
ピラミッド=カースト、格差?
niconico channel Assumption Month income
>>51883707
そうゆうことかww
>>51883882
I recognise the symbol for Yen, but what is that other symbol thingy next to it?
Who is most precious?
http://www.metro.tokyo.jp/ENGLISH/GUIDE/BOSAI/FILES/comic.pdf
>>51883944
万=man=ten thousand
>>51883882
円とユーロの比較よく分からないから。
その数の意味は彼たちは金持ちだろう?
this thread is the rudest and saddest thread on 4chan
I hope you all die as lonely NEETs without friends and gfs
you suck
>>51883882
写真流出しただけでコラ扱いされる男相当稼いでんな
>>51883882
yossan not on the list?
>>51882984
every Korean woman has quite long chin...
>>51884022
But I have a 9/10 Korean gf.
>>51883980
That's a lot of money.
>>51884022
Here's your reply.
where do you find girls?
>>51884092
So she has a different bf one out of every 10 days?
>>51883991
746万円= 55,681.44ユーロ
>>51884177
Outside.
>>51884053
yossanはチャンネル持ってませんw
>>51884220
くっくそ…
>>51884220
That's a lot of cash.
>>51884126
Nigel, I think you can make a good video.
>>51884234
I guess I don't know what a channel is, or has he stopped broadcasting on nico live?
>>51884222
fuck that tbe
>>51884549
A teacher did that often in middle school.
He was fired
>>51884497
yossanはafreecatv.jpのほうに行った
>>51884701
No protection from the union?
>>51883882
KUSO GAKI CHANNEL
糞ガキ局
>>51884754
some SJW parents were really mad.
They asked him to quit or they would do a trial to school and shit.
Teacher also asked a kid to smack another one in the middle of the classroom because he was talking.
>>51883575
ある方がいいだろうな。
>>51884092
近親交配の結果でもあると言われる。日本に併合される前は、白丁と奴婢と呼ばれる階層が国民の半数であり、平然と近親婚が行なわれた上に、残り半数にも「ためし腹」と呼ばれる風習まであった。
おぞましい限りだ。
>>51884497
有線はGyaOという独自の動画チャンネルを持っていたが、Yahoo!動画に統合されてGYAO!という動画チャンネルになった。まあ、各種の問題があり人気がない。
http://gyao.yahoo.co.jp/
>>51884497
usenじゃなく、yossanか
大ボケかましたわ
>>51884713
>afreecatv.jp
そうか、俺もニコニコ生放送あんまり好きじゃない、プレミアム高い!
それもまだAdobe Flashを必要です
>>51884701
He must have really liked Dodgeball the movie
What do you think about Ryan "the weeb destroyer" Boundless?
>>51885140
海外もまだflashじゃん
>>51885334
Thanks to him, I'm not that excited about going to Japan anymore
じゃん
is this short for じゃないか?
>海外もまだflashじゃん
>Foreign countries also aren't done with Flash yet?
Or am I totally off?
>>51885372
youtubeはflashを使いません、twitchも中止つもりがある
>>51885140
Dont watch kusonico, it makes you demensia. You had better buy and read SF-novels written by hoshi shin-ichi, who is most popular, and which is easier japanese to read and deeper than other novels(syousetsu).
>>51885648
>>海外もまだflashじゃん
>>Foreign countries also aren't done with Flash yet?
I'm not 100% sure myself either but I think it's more like:
>Aren't foreign countries still (using/whatever) flash?
I could be wrong though
>>51885334
Who?
>>51885334
He has an ugly mouth like a chimp for a white.
>>51883287
No nipple
![[HnG-Otoko] Sakigake!! Otokojuku 04 (DVD) [C9B72668][00-20-00.365].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nMLNc75.jpg "[HnG-Otoko] Sakigake!! Otokojuku 04 (DVD) [C9B72668][00-20-00.365].jpg")
>>51885786
>アメリカ人
>白人
50とか30年前、多分…
>>51885704
>hoshi shin-ichi
ありがとう
今素晴らしい物語を聞こいました!
>>51885774
Some guy who cries about his shitty life in Japan
>>51885891
物語忘れちゃった、えへへ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ey0QmqbZbU
>>51885334
>The sex is amazing. We do it on the kitchen, on the balcony, everywhere.
Why did you make me imagine you having sex, Ryan?..
>>51884365
I am not a cute girl, anon.
Why is gaijin pot so shit and fucking basic? It's like all the blog posts stop at the introduction. Do none of these people really have so little to say? It's so shallow wtf
>>51885659
youtubeだけでしょう
それにfalshもjavascriptみたいなもの使ってるでしょ
HTML5だからってなにも変わらないよ
>>51886110
Do all*
>>51886034
>Implying he isn't inserting drama in his videos so he can get more viewers
>implying you aren't shilling for him with no monetary compensation...... OR ARE YOU
>>51886110
>>51886141
>Do all
What do you think about this blog:
https://www.schneier.com/
>>51886159
Wouldn't that render both jacks unusable?
>>51885786
but jap rook more rike chimp with your flat noses and skull shape
>>51886212
What was the point of linking that to me? I don't see the connection
>>51885334
>>51886159
>>51886034
>>51885334
So did he explain what happened to Rie's ugly retarded ass, or is he just rusing us?
His new gf better actually be hot this time.
>>51886243
>says a chinkey
>>51886243
But you are chink so you are a chimp by default.
>>51886303
maybe he killed and ate her
>>51886274
I thought you were talking about gaijin blogs being shallow tbqh lad
>>51886034
,,, gross as f
>>51886403
((((;゜Д゜)))
>>51886453
rude
>>51885334
He seems like a cool guy with mild autism.
I think he went to Japan because he was lonely and he thought people would think he was cool.
>>51886623
Who even is he? Why is he being posted here?
>>51886405
I am talking about gaijin pot in particular my love
>>51886222
That's a home made TRRS-TRS adapter. Likely one of the cables is male/male.
>>51886657
This is gaijin pot, sweetie.
>>51886647
He's a vlogger who makes videos about life in Japan. He's not really "famous", but if you were looking for videos about being white and living in Japan, he's one of the most popular results for that.
He gets posted here because of reasons.
>>51886759
dude pot lmao
>>51886759
Nigga you know what I mean!
>>51886657
>my love
Ok, treacle
>>51886793
I was just messing with you brah
anyway I don't know the answer to your question
>>51886792
XDD
>>51885334
Plz give me his youtube url if he use english or jp
>>51886951
http://www.youtube.com/user/japanascope/videos
>>51886866
What's a treacle, snookums?
>>51887037
Here you go, hunny bun
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=treacle
looking for some japanese person to play games with, male or female dont give a fuck. basically ill play games with you while slowly learning your language. wouldnt be opposed to buying you a game every once and a while
>>51887037
>What's a treacle, snookums?
Why don't you go and take a look in your bathroom mirror, buttercup.
>>51887090
It's all in faggot British and I don't understand.
>>51887014
メルシーです!
pee
I have to pee
>>51887200
フランス語……?
>>51887139
Calm down, sweetie pie.
It means sweetheart
Is that so hard to understand, sugar plum?
>>51887249
Sorry honey muffin, i thought it was a mean term so I lashed out. There was a lot of cussing on the urban dictionary page so I got worrie
>>51887227
>>51887200
Whenever I see French words in katakana I always get a mental image of Japanese women who were young in late 80s, and now about 50 years old. I think a lot of girly slang was French borrowings back then.
>>51887249
>>51887314
キモチワルイ
>>51887516
Do you have more?
>>51887603
>>51886623
if he has autism, then the average 4channer is mentally retarded
he's just sick of living there after 16 years, give him a break
>>51887588
What's the problem, buttercup?
>>51885334
His problem is his ego.
I'm sure he may disagree about certain social standards
>If you can't adapt or understand other cultures then don't choose to live there.
He looks he have suffered from the reality of Japan does not meet his dream just like Paris syndrome.
But he still cling to his imaginary Japan, and he describes how Japanese women are so much better than western ones because they are 'feminine', 'demure', etc., basically enduring the racial stereotypes, so he came across as racist and misogynist who stereotypes Japanese women in general. Also says how western women are feeling 'threatened' by the Japanese women because guys won't pick up on them anymore.
>>51887200
>ロシア国旗
>>51887666
What is this festival called?
>>51887725
Do any word related to food provides this effect, syrupy biscuit?
>>51887201
メルシーとパリと漫画家メビウスしか知らないけどね ワードに関しては
>>51887749
he's just looking to make some dosh from being a youtube star and likes seeing himself in a melancholic, broken but still making the best of it sort of way
>>51887702
>he's just sick of living there after 16 years, give him a break
I just find it a little hard to sympathise with him though, for reasons similar to this: >>51887749
>>51887766
Russians (and most likely other non-French people too) say Merci sometimes to each other, just like two Japanese people who don't speak English might say サンキュ.
>>51887874
Sure thing, cupcake.
>>51887874
No, they have to be sugary or fattening foods, creampuff.
>>51887874
>syrupy biscuit
top kek, my little flower
>>51887749
And he's stereotypes Americans in general, a Multicultural person can't penetrate in a Monocultural country in the same way as a Muslim immigrant can't penetrate in a Christian nation.
>>51887852
山笠祭り yamagasa matsuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jNDiVNAnuE
>>51887925
Well, hello there my friend!
元気かい?
>>51887955
I see, I see.
>>51887992
I gotta figure one that goes well with saccharine now.
>>51888074
>a Multicultural person can't penetrate in a Monocultural country in the same way as a Muslim immigrant can't penetrate in a Christian nation.
This sounds cute and funny at the same time.
