Especially Pinoys
first for penjajah.
usausausausa
>>51877839
goddamit toothpaste
>it's a fucking flip-centric thread again
>>51877819
>>51877819
>>51877819
move here
>Be Mar Roxas
>Watch Jewtube ad about him
>See Like Dislike ratio
What do?
>>51877810
the other Brit poster >>51867058
>>51877840
yeah, haven't you seen her before?
>>51877839
why does toothpaste post so fast on new threads? they always reply a couple of second after thread is created, they don't even usually post in previous thread.
>>51877951
Is toothpaste conquered by Muslims?
>>51878007
nein yet, they're trying to make a pork wall. Bad toothpaste, bad!
https://www.rt.com/news/323523-netherlands-migrants-pig-heads/
>>51877819
>>51877819
>>51877819
move here
Yuri Paradise when?
>>51878238
Good thing nobody posting her again
Im sick of seeing the same girl for months
>be pastillas girl
>mum get shot
>mfw Fnatic didnt qualify in The Summit
>mfw Mineski beats Fnatic many times in a row
Flip Dota Best Dota
What went wrong with Malaysia
Also check em
>>51878311
should we start posting Johanna Ismael Celis pics?
>>51878449
Being muslims tbthwy family
Plus not having an influx of internet cafes for future QQs and Julz
>>51877951
literally all me
>>51878583
odol
>>51878449
>mushi
>playing support
>in the finals
Its like they want to lose anon
any pics of her? I'm bored.
>>51878653
be my bf
>Have Black^
>Lose against Pinoys
Malaysia should kick the German and Pinoy in their team
Dont they have any more good player in their country?
>>51877922
Where's her hijab?
>>51878727
Nevar Farget
>>51878699
only if you're muslim
>ASSFAGGOTS
>>51878696
I'm offended. Pls stop making fun of my Kikenose
>>51878870
Good lord Malaysia
don't bully malaysia
Somebody's watching at us
>>51878999
thanks!
>mfw there are muslims in /int/ right now
>mfw there are muslims in /asean/ right now
>mfw they think Islam is religion of peace
>mfw they can marry underage girls
>mfw they are paranoid of Jews
>mfw they can rape their slaves
>mfw they really believe in Islam
>>51879505
>>51879505
t. zhang
Zdravo, dragi moji
>>51877796
Imagine being an ayylmao and finding this floating on your space sector.. What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxeJc857Qwo&list=PL4D51474AB7BE5595&index=22 [Embed]
>>51877888
>Daily reminder that we recently made an /asean/ thread without much flip participation and it was overran with kaskus-tier cancer
ME SO HOORNY RIGHT NOW!
>>51879780
>guy wearing "waiting for the correct woman" shit
Kek turn around, m8
>>51879821
yes. Same wide mouth and bangs direction.
>>51879780
>>51879854
I won't be surprised if that's dannyboi himself.
>>51879778
"Kaskus-tier cancer thread is shit, but I believe it's better than flip-centric thread" -Elliot Rodger
>No.51879978
who
>white people
Hold on to your gag reflexes,gents.
>>51880067
sorry but you lose the status of being white when you cannot even take care of yourself
>>51880067
rude desu
>No.51880067
i was eating my dinner you know
>51880121
>51880056
Go back to cuc.kus faggot
>>51880121
dude do you even know how to reply? Just click the id No. Fucking fag.
>No.51880147
rude
>>51880056
>>51880121
>not giving out (you)s
Rude.
>51880181
faggot
>No.51880177
testing
>>51880177
hey newfriend,those are some sweet numeros
>>51880121
>>51880147
>>51880181
>>51880229
>>51880254
Is this a new /asean/ meme? I did not get the memo
>>51880254
go to reddit newfag
>>No.51880177
its not working
Anime is childish. If you're over 18 and still watching anime you are a loser. Prove me wrong. Pro tip:You can't.
@51880291
all me desu
>>51880320
Remove "no."
I sayang all of you.
Is this what /asean/ has become? When did everything go wrong? The end is nigh, or maybe it's already too late. And there ain't no turning back when our train is off its track, and there's nothing we can do but watch it crash, and there ain't no right and wrong when we know it won't be long, oh mercy me.
>>51880360
I refuse to grow up
>51880376
luv u 2 bby
>>51880376
you waste me?
>>51879780
>be her
>be this low
>go back to her house
>"ma! I need money for our party this friday night!"
>"ok, here's 500"
>she opened her purse and get the crumpled 50, 20, and 100 peso bills
>after some time she happily gives five 50 pesos bills, two 100 peso bills, two old 20 peso bills and ten 1 peso coins
>"only 500! You're the worst!"
>"I'm sorry my child"
>"I don't need your sorry!"
>angrily grabs the money
>repeat
>>51880396
Oh but we can save ourselves. The train is just off track but it hasn't crashed yet. That's why we need to multi-track drift.
>No.51880360
i love anime
>No.51880396
>No.51880443
what do you mean?
>tfw feminism is actually destroying the privileged position of women in flip society
http://trendingtopicsph.blogspot.com/2015/12/woman-humiliates-guy-with-chivalry-is.html
thanks westerners now the fliplands is turning into an MRA paradise.
>>51880396
/asean/ is already cancer since the first general. It's just another form of cancer posts.
i'm gonna have an arranged marriage
help
No.51880642
congratulations
>>51880572
Feminism is pretty mich a first world problem desu.
Gender discrimination isn't much of a thing over here.
Gays on the other hand :^)
>>51880572
lmao what a bitch good thing us white people don't speak to each other ever
>>51880437
Sayang is love anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLdQ2wEO2HI
>>51880642
more greentext anon, we cant help you with only that prompt..
No.51880572
its like that here too
>>51880695
>malaysia traditonal rythm
TRIGGERED
>>51880572
I give my up my seat and shove my unwashed dick filled with smegma to her face
>>51880730
Jelly anon.
>>51880642
Is she a qt?
>mfw gramps is supposed to have me married to his friend's granddaughter and he always teases me about it.
Met her a few years ago. She's okay I guess.
We tried to have something between us but it didn't feel natural
>>51880642
is she a qt?
tell us about her?
Ok fess up /asean/! What other boards do you frequent in this wretched website?
>/v/
>/vg/
>/x/
>/gif/
[spoiler] >/mlp/
>>51880642
Post pics
>>51880798
go do something like hiking or surfing
>>51880889
/a/ and /sp/
>>51880695
>>51880889
/a/
/vg/
/pol/
/g/
/wsg/
/sp/ only during NBA playoffs and Pacquiao fights
>>51880720
>>51880798
>>51880828
>>51880893
so my parent introduced me to their friend's daughter
she is okay i think
i'm solid 1/10 so i don't have expectation at all about girl
they say we are gonna be married if we okay
but the problem is we live in different world
she is a typical naive village girl
i live in internet world, i browse 4chan, porn, and reddit
i learn english, she learns arab
i'm afraid we won't have good communications between us
i'm afraid i can't >be myself in front of her in my entire life
what do?
should i accept her?
roll trips decide wat to do
>>51880642
>help
Why? You will be beta virgin, if you don't get arranged marriage. You should thank to your parents, you know.
>>51877918
Can someone make a fuck my shit up hair on Mar
>>51880889
/a/
/lgbt/
/fa/
/fit/
/y/
/hm/
/soc/
>>51881036
I need pics, if you're understandably not comfortable posting her then post someone that looks like her.
>>51880360
Growing up is for losers
>>51880889
/a/
/g/
/vg/
/his/
/pol/
>>51880889
/gif/
In Malaysia we don't say "I love you". We say
>"Saya nak minum air kelentit awak".
That means "You make me feel like I have a soul" and I think it's beautiful.
>>51880889
/a/ for anime
/jp/ for 2hu
/sp/ for occasional football
/int/ for /asean/
/tg/ for just how on topic or make ANYTHING on topic there. Seriously, one of the best boards if you ask me.
>>51880396
>>51881049
yes i think so
but man i will spend my life with her
i dont know what to do
>>51881099
i don't have a picture of her
she is nowhere near celebrity looks
where did these influx of newfags came from? kaskus faggots i swear
>>51881244
In Dutch we don't say "I love you". We say
>"Komt er nog wat van".
That means "Are you going to suck my willy yet" and I
think it's beautiful
>>51881244
wow
such funny
very laugh
>>51881284
How old are you now? How old is she?
>>51881244
KONTOL
>>51880889
/a/, /pol/, /int/, /his/
>>51881036
show us thy village wench that thy nobel parents art thou marrying thee?
>>51881244
reddit for you
>>51880396
Is this a song?
>>51881244
Lewd
Post your public transport systems in your city, fags. Here's Jakarta's Trans Jakarta Busway.
>>51881318
i'm 25 she's 24
Is the Malay anon who made the Linkin Park vocaroo post on /sp/ yesterday in here?
>>51880642
B A S E D P A R E N T S
A
S
E
D
P
A
R
E
N
T
S
They won't stand by and let the family line die
>>51881396
that's me
>>51881036
So she's a pesantren girl? And judging from your hobbies I'd say that this could be your wake up call. Just saying man. I dont know how you handled your life until this point, but this could be the shot that puts you in the real world, not the internet one.
And who's to say that pesantren girl couldnt be kinky? Humans procreate anon, no matterwhat their background was. Be it in a city or in village.
>>51880889
/a/
/pol/
/int/
/g/
and sometimes /w/ & /wg/
>>51881036
thats what you get for browsing reddit
>>51880889
/b/
/k/
/pol/
/x/
/int/
/mlp/
Kill me
>>51881292
In English we don't say "I love you". We say
>"do u wanna chat up that bint or do u wanna aussie kiss that belisha beacons".
That means "I've become yours and yours alone" and I
think it's beautiful
>>51880889
/u/
/y/
/d/
/3/
/vp/
>>51881244
In the phillipines we say "pokpok pakantot" which means "I am yours, and you are mine".
>>51881437
>google pesantren
>literally an image of /asean/ meet
>>51881244
In the Philippines we don't say "I love you". We say
>"pokpok pakantot".
>That means "You make me feel like I have a soul" If she disagrees you bitchslap her and show her who's in charge and I think it's beautiful.
>>51881556
Why do indonesians always wear that black krispy kreme cap?
>>51881437
yes
thanks for your advice man
>>51881556
Im scared
>>51881556
>have bench
>doesn't sit or do bench press-ups on it
>use it as table instead
>>51881556
pesantren is like theology school
>>51881630
theyre poor af
>>51881244
>>51881292
>>51881502
In the Philippines, we don't say, "I love you." We say,
>"Pokpok pakantot, di ako naniniwala kay hesus."
That means, "Your perfection is absolutely stunning, I swear to God." and I think it's beautiful
>>51881355
Written by me, oc donut steel
>>51881658
they are not that poor, they are just indons
so gibe us money meneer
>>51881556
little dude bottom right
>I've seen some shit
>>51881658
There are richfag-only pesantren, you know.
>>51881630
do you have to pay for it? The Catholic school I went to we had to pay for tuition fee P20,000, buy our own books, force into charity with villagers, pay for exams, pay to have the privilege of komputer, pay for lunch, pay for costumes, kits and uniforms, and pay for your own transportation fare
>>51881556
best tiles to sleep on while it's raining outside
>>51881810
why not in a bed?
>>51881810
b-baka! that's how you get cold desu senpai! So, don't do that or I'll be mad, hmph!
>>51881795
>5.947 million IDR
There are pesantren which cost 10 times more than catholic school fee.
>>51877796
All ASEAN countries are the rightful clay of the mighty PRC, we must join the PRC now and make Asia whole again.
China is our saviour and all our countries entirely depend on China for survival is only fit that we join PRC
China will reward us for the loyalty.
Join PRC now and be proud of your han Chinese genes.
If you don't join the PRC then by right we will annex all your clay by force we have the nukes and the strength to take over entire Asia swear your loyalty and be spared.
>>51881795
yes but depends on how good the facilities though
usually the fee is really cheap
some traditional pesatrens even don't have fee
you can pay whatever you can afford
if you have bananas you can pay with bananas
if you have coconuts you can pay with coconuts
>>51881925
putang ina mo /asean/ is brown clay
>>51881810
don't do that,you'll get sick
>>51881925
if only china weren't such a dick
>>51881925
It's better to die horribly a million times fighting for freedumbs without hope of winning than live a slave like chinkaporean!
>>51881921
>5.947 million IDR
Wew, ain't paying that shit
>>51881936
I see, I like that you can pay in goods rather than money. Most religious schools I've seen only exists to take advantage of rich religious people's money.
>/pol/
>anon introduces pious waifu to internet
>she discovers and participate in isis chat rooms
>>51882073
I just converted (?) p20000 to idr, but well it's about p1million in your money.
>>51881921
actually I just noticed that's around P20,000
>talking about love in different languages
It's like you guys had had a gf or something
>>51882073
The chinkaporean only answer to the Hive mind of Robo Lee
>>51882129
Consequently she gets a disease while spending time internet and gets diagnosed with crusAIDS
>>51882179
>implying
>>51882179
t. single nice guy waiting for the right woman
>>51882179
Kumencintamu lebih dari apapun, meskipun tiada satu orangpun yang tau~
Kumencintaimu sedalam-dalam hatiku, meskipun engkau hanya kekasih gelapku~
>>51882186
FOR THE EMPERAH OF MANKIND!!!
>>51882244
no woman wants nice guy
when will you learn?
>>51882342
I want a nice guy.
>>51882412
B A N D U N G
A
N
D
U
N
G
>>51882412
i said woman
>>51882342
Why would a woman want a bad guy...
>>51882342
>>51882494
It's bad guy being delusional, everyone knows that women are attracted to supreme gentleman for they are the true alpha males.
>>51882564
literally /r/asianmasculinity moderator
>>51882564
true alpha indeed
Is it time to prep the bull?
>>51882564
Are these backlit keyboards worth buying?
I pity the people who laugh at us nice guys, I bet you obnoxious slobs don't even drive a BMW.
>>51882875
only if you live in your parent's basement
>>51882564
t. /r/asianmasculinity user
>>51882932
HIGHSCORE SOON
Make us proud, anon.
Why do people keep saying Islam is a race
>what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8
>>51883188
Comeback to your natural religion akhi.
>>51883188
Because they are libtards
>>51882875
Gaymen + Rice. Nope
go alternative mechanical keys if you really want the gaymen type go either corsair k-series or CM quickfire series
>>51883371
you on the left
>>51883447
I'm not that handsome.
>>51883543
are there lots of /sea/ in is?
>>51883599
I think I might be a virgin.
>>51883646
How could they get away with this?
>>51883646
is this on some remote island or
>>51883688
We don't have Internal Security Act.
They keep getting caught in the plane to Turkey anyway.
I want to sleep but I can't sleep.
>>51883188
>>51883688
>>51883788
What's with hitlerdubs?
>>51884144
you only got half of it because you're still not worthy senpai
>>51884144
>44
>88
Something's going on here
rate my kind of outfit lads. pls be honest and no bully.
>>51881046
Show your weenus peenus to her
>>51884342
CIA/10
What in the flying fuck is a curfew?
>>51884342
flight with Malaysian Airlines/10
>>51884461
he indirectly meant, he's going to implement martial law.
@51884461
It's means you aren't allowed to leave the house after a set time
>>51884461
curfew? what the flying fuck. I can't even take this guys seriously. Get buttfucked more
>>51884461
>>51884563
>>51884662
That means you should shitpost from home.
>No.51884662
curfew is good thing thing desu
>>51884461
I would vote for him if he censors our internet especially our social media. 9gag, chans and reddit.
>>51884977
why
>>51883648
>staying virgin after 18
How do you do that?
>>51885073
bangun pagi
gosok gigi
guna kodomo lion
gigi bersih
sihat dan kuat
dengan kodomo lion
>>51885048
might as well kill my self
>>51885168
ching chong
ping pong
pokpok
>>51885166
Sharia law
No.51885181
i think its a good thing, less newfags shitting up the boards. anyone who arent underage should be able to bypass those anyway
>>51885262
hehehe sure
>>51884461
So he killed those criminals himself?
>>51885373
Yeah all 1700 of 'em with his bare hands shirtless showing of his pulsating muscles and the countless hordes of women at the background creaming themselves, you know if you believe him that is
>>51885471
Sounds legit
What do you guys think about the new CS:GO gun, the revolver?
>>51885577
go away Malay-chan
>>51885577
I don't know the difference between the slower left click and the faster right click.
>>51880889
/co/
/tg/
/tv/
/int/
sometimes
/a/
/mu/
/v/
/vg/
/pol/
>>51885471
>>51885373
>1st time hearing his voice
>sounds like a faggot
>admit he was fucked by a priest
are you guys really doubting dutdut
>>51885595
I'm not malay-chan
>>51885609
Left click is more accurate, right click is more for spraying
>>51885684
you should really get out more
>>51885262
Is your whole country under Sharia Law or just some parts of it?
>>51886053
I get out enough otherwise I wouldn't be able to keep up with /tv/ memes plus capeshit is normie now
Rikues bokep indo dong
Lagi pengen cokil nih
>>51885813
This gun is so OP.
>>51886121
Muslims only
>>51886121
Not him but
Sharia law only applies to muslims desu senpai
>>51886221
What if you live in a majority Muslim area do they try and convert you?
>>51886215
It's a hand awp
>>51886278
I don't live in an area like that so I don't know. I generally assume they don't because they don't tend to be assholes, only the politicians or government encourage that kind of shit
>>51886215
>>51886221
To put it simply, it's like an imaginary hymen for Muslim men?
>>51886156
Okay buddy.
>>51886487
I'm not your buddy, pal.
>>51886466
kek, if you put it that way, sure.
>>51886466
No, I mean you can fuck bitches but you best not get caught doing it
>>51886515
I'm not your pal, ntsc
>>51886536
What's the punishment for premarital sex under shariah law anyways?
>>51886533
Okay, so basically, if I lose my hymen to you, you'll lose your head(s), am I right?
>>51886487
>he's not planning to watch Memewars with his friends
>>51886638
No lad, I'll just get counselling at best.
How bad is the Phillipines? Is it true that stores have armed guards. Is the homeless street kids eating from trash cans lies or real?
>>51886539
I'm not your ntsc, atsc
>>51886616
I can't remember
I think you have to get married
>>51886704
Yes and don't forget the roaming gangs of STD ridden drag queens that rape
>>51886704
why the hell wouldn't you have armed guards?
they are there to protect me, I expect them be able to handle any situation
>>51886515
edgy
>>51886640
>he
lol
>>51886704
>not having your own army of cute men
>>51886825
pls be in DUMAGUETE
seriously though, friends are planning to dress up in cheap star wars character costumes, should I do it too? or hide my power levels
>>51886934
Dress up as Mace Dindu
